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# he's about to do some kind of bitching move..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ninja!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

*atempts evasion*

*fails*

*clicks in futile hope of salvation*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# deadly bladed stoic muslim!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Cut that barbwire!
You can use those garden shears you are hiding behind your back.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# like miscalculate his jump...
...and wind up mangled by barbed wire?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Sinister stuff..
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Me preparing my lunch
things lurk in my kitchen that cannot be trusted with normal behavior
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# heh heh... (cw's)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# heheh!
Everybody luvs a bit of animated Cockweasle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# how about badly animated cockweasle?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# and shit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# To be fair
it has to be about the funniest youtube comment I have ever read, quite obviously written to take the piss; the responses caused genuine tears of laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# He's cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Yay!
I like you doodles prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I fear your ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i thought for a minute he had really little arms
and was doing some warming up stretches (or celebrating a goal)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Why do I waste my life away?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Dont tell him your name Icke
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# pfffft
You stupid boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# chortle
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# haha :D
For some reason, that bit you didn't edit out properly makes this funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# sorry about that
I was so pissed last night after quite a few shandies at my local I fell asleep straight after posting that

it does improve it and I shall leave artefacts in rather than give a toss in future..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Depp suffered for his art...........
Bindun surely??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha :D
I so would do Hayek, as long as she didn't speak any English
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# same goes for most women
ooooohhhhh!
*blokey bloke bloke blokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Steampunk books
Any recommendations, my brain has turned into soup and I can only think of a few of the top of me head.

This is for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# nomad of the time streams - micheal moorcock,
anything by wells or verne. leauge of extraordinary gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# wells, vern, TLEG recommended
I will recommended the other one to them, ta sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# there is a lot to be said for having a bit of french screamed at you
Down side is standard grade french didn't cover "Quick get off I think I hear my parents car pulling in the drive way"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# When Salma speaks any English I just laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Johnny Depp and Salma Hayek together in the same place should really have set off some sort of sexy explosion*
Edit: Where are my manners? Woo!







*well it did in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# DAVE WHO!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ello, Dave.
Looking dapper this evening? In full 'pants-and-exotic-waistcoat' ensemble?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Unfortuantely just a T-shirt and jeans tonight
Its casual thursday, Burlesque night tomorrow though so the old glad rags will be out.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Beware, all bash-goers!
Dave turns up to bashes immaculately turned out.
Inadvertently making scruffy doods in jeans and fleeces regret not making the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I promise I will turn up a little less made up this time
Maybe only a floppy pimp hat and a cane.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Haha!
We can stage a 'floppy hat and cane' showdown between you and Dr When.

We can shake bunches of dollars and holler bets like Thais/Vietamese/Laotians as panicked chickens inexplicably flap about the makeshift arena.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# well i'm going in a nuns habit
but maybe i could dig out a nice smart waistcoat and pocket watch! i will nto be outdone by this dave person! whoever he is! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# 3 piece tweeds good sir?
I'd be up for some of that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# not tweed, but a three piece
Its a burlesque night in my home town tommorrow night. and the waistcoat doesn't really match the suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Burlesque night requires
charcoal pinstripe city suit. Bowler and ash walking cane with gold topped handle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ironic shell suit and bad moustache is coming back in for such Bacchanalian events, my fashion reporter colleagues tell me.
(It requires an enormous wedge of cash to pull off, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ha ha
I have a chocolate pinstripe and waistcoat that is slightly lighter, with a dark chocolate shirt. It is all set off by a blood red silk skinny tie.

I look like how I imagine sex does when its covered in chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# hehehe!
Nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hello old man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# O_o
what!?

also son is instain himself?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha :D
The dirty bastard

I like the comment

You are the reason people don't like america
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# pfffft
but if its true then the dude probably has cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] We am reporting him to the police

First go at one of these multi person images
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Ha, I did not know you had a twin brother.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# He's called Jihad
and can get very fiery some times
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# would, wouldnt
thats rather special sir. top work
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha how many times do you change t-shirt a day jahled?
would blurring the line on your first face a little bit help here? it looks a little too stark against the white of the second you's shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Thought I would throw in some advertising for Mictoboy's tee shirt sales
but cool, done and dusted in ten minutes; got the contrasts all out of sink
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# it looks ace, i'm just being picky
i'm looking at going to indonesia to help with orang conservation. £4,500 for two weeks though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# 'Yeah, he is watching Icke right now'
'Looks like the same effects that are used in the new Star Trek film. Yeah, lots of lens flair!'

Wonderfully done sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Hah, that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Got any spare rizlas?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# very suspicious amount there
*reports to police immediately*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# bloody hell you're in stereo
nice work that man.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Cheers fella
desperately trying to source a car for this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Marvellous Sir.
I played cards with myself once,but can't find the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I do like this desk the size of a young aircraft carrier
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# cool tshirt!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Chim chim cheroo it's the Dick Van Ickes
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# even better, for some reason this didn't animate ont he last refresh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# 'Ello Maori Poppins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I like your username, Ringo. Haven't seen it before.
Would you care to explain it?

Or would that just ruin the magic?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I can't claim it to be totally original
It was part of the name an old mate of mine gave his ferret when we were young 'uns.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# It's ace.
All of b3ta is just one big glorious idea-recycling plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Woo
Unleash those goalkeeping legs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] poor thing has always been misquoted

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Tile reps haha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# repels it
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# this is really good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Unclean O_o
Hello

How you feeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I've almost got rid of my laryngitis
And now I'm watching family guy. It's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I really must have a family guy watching marathon
Glad it is going
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Lesser known symptoms of swine flu: number 5.
Exploding fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# wanking spreads germs as well now?
Sheesh... whatever next. They'll be taxing it soon.

Nice idea well shopped, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Thanks
But it's just TOAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# TOAP
Talk Of A Pandemic??
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# It's one tax they won't collect in person...
Cash in hand, as it were
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# ha ha
Then of course there's the black market...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# mmmm
black pudding
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# They did in the 60s? The Beatles sang about it I think?
(If you dare hitch-hike) I'll tax you're thumb,
(If you buy a seat) I'll tax your bum,
(If you father dies) I'll tax your mum,
(If you have a wank) I'll tax your cum,
Cos I'm the taxman
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# What about socks?
Or a lady of the nights face? Are they ok to use as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I had a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# swank flu?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# It did fly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Tissue?
I've always preferred the small of her back. Then it's not my problem any more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Apparently...
the first symptom of swine flu is that you come out in rashers!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Then your skin goes streaky
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# 5..4..3..2..1..


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# 6!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *PRIZE*
Best use of :D
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ^_^
I'd like to thank everyone at the academy who voted for me, and, most of all, I want to thank my agent with out whom non of this would of been possible.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# dem?
don't get it

DON'T PANIC!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# It is an arseache...
and defies everything I thought I knew about visual salience, that the static letters attract more attention than the flashing fucking ones...

*CURSE YOU DAVE PERRETT*

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# There, there.
there.Let's go listen to hillbilly music on the system's channel 4

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Oh shit, we're all gonna die
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# DEM, that's smart
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# bah! pandemic!
just make yourself a nice healthy meal and you'll be fine

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Fucking hell
I'll just take the swine flu thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# well, if that doesn't appeal
try the chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# It looks like the can is giving birth
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# that chicken ain't gonna fly again
that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# coq au can
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# in delicious broth!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# There's a great link on that page
to rude fruits!
I am eyeing the lovely parsnip.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha
compacted heartattack
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# nom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# WTF?
It looks like puke and turd on the left and cum on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# bet it's just filled with salt
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# It's a Romford Saturday night out in a box
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# part of your 5 a day
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# oh fuck.....
thats the saddest thing i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)
# don't worry
cheerful german technology will save you

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Blimey, Mr Meats!
Do you search out these things?

I feel it only fair that you should do Food Science tm on all of these products you have linked.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# nah, lunatics find links
tho I think I found the canned burger from searching for cheeseburgers one day and finding this site.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Pffft how the FUCK dare they name it banquet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# because it...
I got nothing :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# really good board game
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# DEM?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# DEM?
I don't get it.

I actually didn't at first...
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I'll be fine.
I know where my towels are.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] PHOTOSHOP IS A TOOL OF THE ILLUMINATI. PAINT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD USE FOR GETTING ARTY.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I'm MC Icke of the freethinkers cru
don't believe da lizards
dey tell you what to do
see ME and my freethinking POSSE
gonna kick dem out its gonna be EASY
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# the new world order be for the people that are tawdry.
to be led by an iguana, foo' is dat sometin you wanna do?

or you could be free like me if you get my cd
It's mad whack with tracks to attract

don't be a sheeple and get distracted
listen to my words I've enacted.

Peace, lizard fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Well I aint seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# welcome to last week
bindun sorry
Smells like bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I tend to check Popular, if it aint there it's open for a go?
Has anyone done Amy Swinehouse? Last of The Summer Swine, or Swine-mon Cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# amy has been done
don't recall the other two
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# This little piggy went to mexico
This little piggy stayed at home
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# yup nicely...but bindun :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# not a saturday but
I had to get this one out of my head



'pologies for the crappy font
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# This is so bindun it hurts my penis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# You are alive :D
We were starting to think you were involve in the running over at the parade
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Nah.

couldn't get my car started
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# *man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# All the festivities have been stopped in the entire country
Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Somebody said you were due to take a driving test today
which made me do a lolette.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# aren't they piss pads for old ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I am planning on getting my motorcycle license though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# You should do.
It's such fun I got two.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)
#
hikkyz.net/void/img/badenoughdude.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# depends on the hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# HAMMERS OF BINDOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Yes.
I'd use one of those inflateable ones.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Did the airbag work?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# feck ...
that joke's been hurting my brain all day and to fail at the first without a search


I'm heading off to rig up a noose and chair
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# i don't get it
smells like bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Do you people not have a search engine?
Do you have thumbs?
SHOW ME YOUR THUMBS WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I haz fumbs
thye r cuvrd in cuuts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# shup
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# my thumbs are covered in cuts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# does anyone fancy a bacon sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I bet nobody's done Swine Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest though...

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# yes they have
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs hummus
(big chief touching cloth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# when will they learn
two wheels go at the front, one at the back... sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Two wheels bad
Four wheels good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Three wheels...in between
(big chief touching cloth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Don't remember that bit in Animal Farm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I don't remember the version of Animal Farm that you're speaking of???
(big chief touching cloth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Four legs good, two legs bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# That pretty much sums up the version I saw hahaha
(big chief touching cloth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Four wheels good, two wheels better.
Or it might have been legs if you're reading the traditional version.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I, legs
LEGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# nothing wrong with two wheels
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# its not in the manifesto
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# step into my office
you're 'king fired!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# four wheels at the front
six wheels at the back

couple of turrets

oh, and a decent toilet and shower

gas cooker

fridge

couple more turrets

few hellfires

oh, and fluffy dice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# *check*
need
need
need
need
need
need
*check*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# yay
and no more parking worries

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# oh i may have read that abit wrong
i read as 4wheel drive - ops
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# ah well, just for you, a tiny little vehicle with 4 wheels
4 nice 3 foot wheels with bulletproof tires

I'm envisoning something quite big here

it might require a fairly powerful engine to start the main engine :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# fluffy nuclear dice
with turrets
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# swearing nuclear devices
*adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# you have to have fluffy dice
and also the flight of the valkyries blasting out of the stereo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Huspag for Magnus Pyke!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Things to shout loudly when flushing in public toilets.

It needs to be a press button flush though
Have a very lovely bank holiday.
You will won't you?
Promise?
Good...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# my finger is on the mutton
press the mutton
dod od od odo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# in other news
SPACE ELEPHANT!
apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0704/carina06_hst.jpg :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I see an alien
Or a Moose with an elongated neck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# aka an elephant
conducting music
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# One express elevator to hell
Goin' Dowan!

So bashing are we?

Aliens quotes always get my click:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# is it that time again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# that would make a crap point and click game
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# i disagree
*turns on alien*
*pulls alien*
*gives it to the alien*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I recognise that alien

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# thats cute
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# :)
awww

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Alien horses, best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Battenburg lolly!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Oh yes. Nicely on the classic interface
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Yessus
I am intending to, I think my plan shall be to stay with a friend in that London. It will eb in that Camden in that London that I think I shall stay.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I have an old-fashioned chain

but I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Yay for more Government scaremongering!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# it looks so lovely, pig aids for all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# don't die of pignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I hope people don't start trotting out bad pig-related puns
*EXPLODES*
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# The End is Nigh
It's the Aporkalypse!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# i was about to say what have pigeons got to do with it?
....then i twigged
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Yay for western ignorance of the natural world!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# unfortunate restaurant slogan?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# hehehe :)
I wish they would stop going on about pigs, it just makes me hungry for bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# BRING ON THE BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# yes
Am I the only one, who wants more bacons at the moment because of all the pig talk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# oh bum
my engine needs new bearings
booo! :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# but that is the joys of owning a Land Rover
/Many hours spent helping mend my brothers Land Rovers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# oh well
who cares - its a great machine! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Rename swine flu "bacon lung"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# "you've been sniffing tha bacon again haven't you?"
...everytime one sneezes/coughs
thats what im doing at work
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# If we all wore our Icke Truth Goggles we'd see this


previously
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Will racist!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
#

God I love Spider Jerusalem
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# *does not offend*
*secretly offends*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# CHAIRFACE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Chairface Chippendale?
God The Tick has some weird people in it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I loved that show
I like it when he ran out of buildings to jump from and the criminals got away lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# SPOON! Hah yeah.
I torrented the series a while ago but didn't keep them. Earthworm Jim was much much better.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I want to kill every single bastard in this room. Even the children.
Especially the children.


My name's spider jerusalem and there's nothing I love more then dead dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
#

Hahaha, I love the way that out of context this image makes him look like some sleazy journalist rather than a double-hard bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Fucking racist tv faced wanker.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# genotypist motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# haha i have this exact frame saved too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# also this one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
#
farm4.static.flickr.com/3090/2568036092_4e2e9ef892.jpg?v=0
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# "No one touch that dog! I'm having that for my fucking dinner!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
#
So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God.

So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.

So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul."

So I hit him. What would you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I called out...
"This way, filthy assistant!" to one of my assistants today... and felt good about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# As do I...
Hard in the face with my penis!
I lent my collection to a mate and he's had it for about 6 fucking months, the pleb.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Get your bowel disrupter and put your lead boots on.
We're making a wake-up call.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# is this from The Invisibles?
it's been so long....
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Transmetropolitan. A combination of extrapolated social commentary with just downright bizaareness.

"Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Ah I see. Thank you kindly.
*saves pennies for an Amazon back-issue haul*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Perfect!
NO, I don't want to enter a message ... oh, pants!
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# cheers, feller
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# nicely done sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Yeah, last night on an album cover
and contained the hit "Nutjob City Limits" which tickled my funny bone.
Edit: Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Yeah but you don't share you jaffa cakes so you don't count:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I would if I could
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# *sobs*
you say this!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# My friends will back me up!
Jaffa Cakes and Pontefract Cakes are kept at home especially for visitors to take home.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# You need eckles cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Oooooh yes
We found some last month that last quite a long time so ordered them in for my Jhb shop.
The truck takes them from Cape Town to Jhb but most of the Eccles cakes didn't even get loaded onto the truck.
That was a great food science day! Nyom.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# several times now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Should I have used one of the crankies instead?
EDIT: He does have a very girlie left hand now that I notice it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# He looks like Neil Diamond
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# What?
With his eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# that's uncanny :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Whoaaa
I thought the guy was my dad for a second then.
Back in the day when he had hair...and hung out with beclawed women...
(meowmix is a voodoo child, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Just a lowsy 20G!!! - grrrr
(Starg, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# HAHAH EPIC WIN LOLOLOL fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# what is this a picture of?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WTF is this?

*edit* this happens at rallys all the time...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# newsy
read:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Am I getting old, delicate and soppy
because I think this is a bit tasteless?

I dunno why I am asking you as you are not an arbiter of good taste but meh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I must be soppy too then because I think this is of very poor judgement.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I agree.
But it's not for me to say what should be posted on here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Of course not
and I wasn't.

Have you been absent recently? I haven't seen you for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I've been around, but on and off.
You must have been lucky and avoided me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Alot of the things posted on B3ta are tasteless, but they're funny
so it's ok.

This is tasteless and not funny, so let's all lynch the noob.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Blimey no
There have been a few already and it would just be picking on him because he is new.
Besides, I was just airing my view.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I like that you were airing your view
I appreciate and respect that, but I still think we ought to lynch him. This is B3ta, it's a right of passage.

Go on flowerpot, fucking HAVE him.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I left my twatting hammer at work
and I prefer to reserve my twatting for serious matters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Oh, ok
maybe next time.

Maybe we could get together some time, take our twatting hammers down by Camden Lock? It'd keep us busy for a while.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# And they say romance is dead
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# It isn't dead
George Formby left it chained up in his attic, they only just re-discovered it in the 90s.

Well done Cash in the Attic, you saved our bacon.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Silly Sexmonkey
Camden Lock is for shoppings, not for twattings.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# You're wrong.
It's not a bit tasteless. It's a LOT tasteless. Their bodies aren't even cold yet.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Because they've been
filed next to a radiator
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Yes you can say that
but if I did people would complain:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I said it once before a few weeks ago
and people complained.
It's rare that people on here let me "get away with it cos I is wimmin".
That's reserved for the.. well, for others.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Four people died...
thanks for posting a picture of people being killed.

I hope you get pig aids off your mum and die.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Sorry...
Ah... When I grabbed the pic it just said peeps were injured. Given that some poor buggers died then I deffo crossed a line. So sorry for that and feel free to bitch slap me.
(Starg, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Crikey an apology on t3h netz...
Well okay then I hope you don't get pig aids...

Just well you know, dead people...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Don't worry about it.
There's no fixed line at b3ta, you just have to feel it out for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# ^ with brass knobs on
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# So what?!
The more deaths the funnier : ) Thought teh quo would have shown up by now.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

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