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# I finished the first chapter + illustration to my 3-chapter story.

Click for bigger
Click for the story the artwork is based upon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Ooh, thats nicely done.
What did you do that in?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Photoshop, but I made each element seperately.
The patchwork hand is an actual physical thing I made and scanned in.
Patchwork Hand
Ashfingers
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Wow, that's putting some effort in there.
Nice.
The ashfingers is a beauty too.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# It's for my college Final Major Project.
I have to do two more yet. D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# wuvly!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Quick Pic from latest zombie blog.

CFB (B=Blog)

I put less effort into the pics for the films I hate, but sometimes that is for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Still damn good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Still, it's a great comfort having your teddy stroked for 30 seconds. Never mind.
(hiplingo hiplingo, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yay for pope pourri !

original by Puromycin, with apologies

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Helium bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# He-he!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# this is the stuff dreams are made of.
(hiplingo hiplingo, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Here he comes, Clarkson! Loved by thousands, hated by millions!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# DEATHRACE!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I want to watch both Deathrace and deathrace 2000 now please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# haha, most brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Thank you.
I was just thinking 'Why did I even bother posting that? It's shit' too.

;¬D
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# No, it's good :)
I even did the clicking thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Jackalopes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Are they real?
Or were they just made up for Big Buck Hunter in the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Of course they're real!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope

Although my personal favourite is the Flitterbick.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Poor infected bunny wabbits :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I would like to stress that mine are NOT real.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah, but what about the rabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# His infections are not real?
?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I was referring to his natural-looking boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# That Flitterbick just seems to be a Sugar Glider or something to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Aww, bless!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I wish they were real :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# They are real.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# What're you of all people doing posting unshopped images then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Touching ham.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Their burrows must be huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Don't be daft.
They live in Kenneth Hutchinson.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# My eyes are tired
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Chernobyl bunny is aware.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Richard Ashcroft loves walking his pets
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# haha, love it
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# VINDALOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha :D
Now you have made it to happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hahahaahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I was expecting it to be 2 penis' :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# :D madness
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Haha! I hope he doesn't over walk them! Still Rolf is on hand! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 19 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Ahahahaha
wrong
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha!
skill.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Grrr they rejected my logo which frankly was awesome! AN-ger-ree piccy ture

How can they not understand genius!!!
This is not the logo you are looking for.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# who rejected it?
(its very good by the way)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# the child protection league
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# or the minty fresh skinhead league
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# No this is the logo.. that picture represents my grumpy level.


Click for bigger (86 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# ooh Sumerian influence?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# That's very nice, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Yay for banana wings! ;)
That is an ace logo sir! What's it for?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# A biker forum and for printing on tee shirts and hoodies
..but apparently it's a little too 'radical'

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Fucking philistines!
Pelt them with rocks, like what happened in the bible and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# radical my arse,
it dates back to the 26th century BC.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Perhaps a blood splatter too many.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I'd assumed it was ketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# ^ This.
And if you can get some better feedback off them then you might be able to adapt it and still get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I'm still getting paid rejection or not.
Oh dear I'd never do any work if I thought I might not get paid for it, that'd be silly.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Damned by their own mouths
If they said it was "too radical" for a bike forum, what do they ride, mopeds?

What I really love are all the folks on the rider's forums who respond to questions about riding beyond their own ability (knee dragging for instance) with whines of "You're riding too fast! Stop it!" It's like, jeez, if it makes you so uncomfortable then I guess he'd better stop, if you are actually on the back seat...

Rider's forums full of grandmas FTL.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# my grandmother was bad enough in her Fiat 126 - I dread to think how she'd have ridden a motorbike
"Umm - Gran - you're supposed to stop at a STOP sign. There might be a car coming!"

"Oh no dear, there's never anyone coming"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# You've Been Framed
ye big fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
#
www.mobiles24.com/downloads/s/99218-3-sound_effect-eastenders_drums
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# YES :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# *tribal drum solo*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Tribs
please use the b3ta hosting, I can not see any of your images on the day you post them!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# How weird!
Is it just UUUQ or Blueyonder too?

(I'd quite like a dreamhost account or something. Somewhere permanent with high capacity)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# its working now
its quite odd... never appear first/second time - sometimes i have to check back in a day!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It's only working occasionally for me too.
Works maybe 50% of refreshes
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Right, stuck it on b3tahosting
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# magic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Works a treat now
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Now...
Stick a death star on it where the dome should be :-)
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Brilliant stuff!!!!
*Clicks* hard :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# pffft
a right larf:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I wish there was an "I hate this" button
This is torturesome because it's so hopelessly esoteric that I can't possibly explain to my friends why I just sprayed juice all over their laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# So very very good
.
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Ewokneys?
...just me then
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 22 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# E-Wot?
I just totally don't get this, at all. The little furry fuckers are Ewoks, are they not? Where does Eastendors come from?

Confused, I am.
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Sat 23 May 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Ewoks live on the forest moon of Endor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endor_(Star_Wars)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Come on...an Ewok in a QPR shirt
It would make Flavio happy

(indiana2006, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# *fires up the hurt-o-matic*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Oh all right
Salvaged from a Stormtrooper's footlocker...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# meh
I preferred mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# < that <
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# now THAT
is good shit!

Thank you very very much.
(indiana2006, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# You owe me
And one day, I may collect.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# he will too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# cheers
honestly really appreciated

will be used as an avatar for a kid on my forum

www.wearetherangersboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15031
(indiana2006, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# how about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# this?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Im trying to do another bit... but it's too hard in paint without layers :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# in that case then I'm off for a shower
CYA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It was gonna be Domo body :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# it's like chinese whispers
i wonder how many photo chops before none of the original image remains
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# You use Photoshop or GIMP bud?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Potatoshop, and badly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Ok, thanks.
I'd just like to be able to "bend & blend" like you did with the shirt
but I ain't got a CLUE how to do it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# 1) Colour replacement tool on the leather hood - change brown to blue
2) Find a pic of a shirt being worn and thus already a bit crumpled.
3) Cut, trim, twist, stitch, fade, tweak brightness and contrast, use fuzzy delete brush to merge it in with the blue hood.
4) Maybe fade slightly for that worn look. Also reveals the crumpled texture of the hood underneath.
5) Ignore the missed bits, overlaps and mistakes, and hope everyone else does too.
6) Post, and receive adulation from across the globe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# quick doodle
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Hoorj!
This makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# are those clouds? I saw them first as giant dripping teeth.
oh, I like the sun, it looks nonchalant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Li Cho never really liked light bulbs.


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Yeah . . . however the light is amazing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Can someone do me a favour?
I need an ewok in a QPR shirt for a friend? can anyone help?

As you can see i'm shit. However, here's my analysis of QPRs performance when judged against hot dog brand stocked

Cheers




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(indiana2006, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Queen Padmes Rebels?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# maybe just start eating pies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# my cat's name is mittens
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# my cat's breath smells of catfood
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Miss Hoover?
I ate my crayon
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# does it respond when you say mittens or do you just call it mittens in the hope it will respond
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# i don't have a cat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Ok, but does it respond when you say mittens or do you just call it mittens in the hope it will respond
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i think it's a euphamism
viz: my cat's name is mittens
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# mine's called Jim Jones
he's mad
(indiana2006, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# No,
but you can have a pie chart about bars
and a bar chart about pies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# this explains EVERYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# to where do I send my invoice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# thats shit


no offence like
(indiana2006, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# HEY
that's 5.8k of ewoky qpr goodness RIGHT THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Make a better one yourself then.
That's quality work right there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I spent minute on that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Awesome
Please write up a tutorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# the hardest bit was moving the scroll wheel on the jpeg compression setting.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Please youtube the video of this skillful act
I wish to buy the DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# haha
all in good time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# New poop.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/



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(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Strike up that excellent band !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# The only song i can play on a banjo is the deliverance song
I'm comfortable with this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# woo
thats fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# .
Am I the only one who sees a Victorian version of the mighty Quo?
(bilbo has been lurking successfully since, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# ...
HAahahaha.

Ive just noticed it aswell.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Very good! Click!
reminds me a bit of The Smothers Brothers (except Tommy didn't play much banjo, and no trumpet AFAIK...)

but the bass player is really a clone of Dick Smothers!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smothers_Brothers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIfl2o44zb0
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Terrific!
Loved the one earlier too sir!

Shame people were too busy replying to the Guido to respond to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Haha
I was guilty of that too to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Yeah, we all fall for it :)
Ho hum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Well I don't think it's exactly a trap is it?
I mean we all know the score with people like that, and I think lots of us here participate on own terms, for our own amusement. That's why I don't mind the occasional micro-troll; some of those threads end up being very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# What did i miss?
I'm usually quite disappointed when I can't join in on these things
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Ah, nothing you haven't seen before
www.b3ta.com/board/9456882
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I really liked lee hotti
the first time around
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Damn, I could have posted this
i despair for the future of my once proud nation
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# "There were these two [men] fighting," Clare told told Nine News.
"The fatter [man] said to the skinnier [man], 'Oi bro, you slept with my cousin'. And the other one said 'Nah man, I didn't."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# it's funny because i'm a wog jew
with white skin and blue eyes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Heartbreaker!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# FEESH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# enjoy your meal
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# FEESH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I bet he likes banjos
www.pown.it/3299?r=635606
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Hillarious!!!!
Heh Heh.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Who don't ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Cool shades . . . and the shades are cool too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# HELLO MISTER COCKER
I CHOOOSE LIFE WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I bet Jarvis doesn't do a funtime
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I think he does but it's not very recognisable as a funtime.
I think he probably makes it look a bit more like a sulktime. He's really enjoying himself though. I feel it in my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# maybe he just really really likes his shoes and that is why he stares at them so
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I might say this to him:
Oh Little Johnny Shoegazer! Open your eyes and smell the coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I would say:
hello jarvis i don't really like your music but well done for having bumsex with michael jackson.

That's how i'll remember you, jarvis.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# You make a good point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# this is how i choose to remember him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# nice to see you've got your mojo back
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I wish that was true.
I'm making these half out of boredom, and half in the hope that I'll get inspired again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Toon Mugshot - "Bugsy" Bunny.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# What has that waskawy wabbit done now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I think I TOTALLY fucked the HAT up :-(
Here, have some "Fuddy" humour by way of an apol.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXtLntrqyxk
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Wiwwy . . . I wemembew that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Look at the little fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# To Poland and make it uni
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Did some kid burn his neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# FRANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN BARNABYS
ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING BEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Such a well balanced little fellow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Baby Hitler
on a uni, he is...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I don't know!


I just dreamed it, OK?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# ball penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Ballcock*?
*Some plumbing required.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# That is only one word to call a plumber
Any amount of swear words will do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# last night
I dreamt I was arguing with the proprietor of 'Go Ape' in French
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# i dreamt about...
..posting this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Many a good tune's been played on an old ballcock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I dreamed last night that I had webcam cybersex with my manager
Ah, Mr. Freud, come in, I've been expecting you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# at least it was only webcam cybersex
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# True
Didn't half make me feel awkward this morning though when I spoke to him and tried to maintain eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *ahem*
eye physical

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Dude, how are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Desperately trying to escape, but ok for all that...
Your back better, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# My neck is fix and I feel fucking fantastic
Go, run, flee homewards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Good Stuff, sir!
Right - I'm outta here

*waves adieu*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha, he might think you were flirting with him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Did Freud anticipate webcams?
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Yes, he was whacking one out of the photograph of his mum, while they took an x-ray and then when he went Japanesea
His cum made the shape of a webcam
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Dream thread?
Last night I dreamt I couldn't work my computer at work because it was so advanced. I had to take extra care with a snobby customer who had a weird hyperchondriac kid.

Hmmm.. beats all the dreams I've been having about Populous (you know you've played a game too much when it appears in your dreams)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Last night I dreamed my tuppence was covered with mustard and cress
and various weeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# The Hedgehog From Hell doesn't like the word tuppence when used in slang form
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# My language shall be amended in future
so as not to upset any B3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I got told off for using it
I was only using it as it is less coarse then most of the other words
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# But what if somebody else didn't like your substitute word?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I know
He got quite narked about it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Hot dreams are a sign of them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# zombie fun...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# ZOMBIE FUN: SAFE FUN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you don't know many zombies...
...do you?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Yay Zombie \o/
I am back from the chiropractor and I feel fantastic now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Good good
Did you fly over your house and all?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I feel like I could :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# good...
...now you can lighten up the board, since the nube got all the feathers ruffled.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# What noob?
It is Tuesday after all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# scroll down...
...it's all too perfect... must be a member having fun,... it makes for a predictable 'Fail Parade'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# meh, seen worse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# cash, that's clutch!

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# who's a nerd?...
...i ain't no nerd!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Tumble-weed

weed atomic zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# i heard 'weed'...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# We are scared . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# you...
...stand still, Laddy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Spunk alot Kitchen Appliances Presents the #1 Selling Owl Bin


For when you have too many owls around the house, with new airlock zip
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahah bloody owls
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# one owl get out of here
two owls now you're talking.
(prostheses, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

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