

save me from the sausagellamas
edit: haha it looks like they're dusting insects off their body or something
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edit: haha it looks like they're dusting insects off their body or something

...and quality llama racing.
Or are they alpacas?
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22,
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Or are they alpacas?

oddly, it reminds me of a game I had on my ST - I think it was Trailblazer...
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not as jauntily as that though.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31,
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*click*
Now do something shit, but make it look like you were trying to be good, so that we can all laugh at you lack of superior skillzorz.
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Now do something shit, but make it look like you were trying to be good, so that we can all laugh at you lack of superior skillzorz.

I tried Ken Dodd this morn and indeed he did look 'shit'. Thanks Vagabond! :D
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Looks worried? Is he going to get bashed by a russian cyrillic font?
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or have I gone mental... probably the latter
belated ning btw
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belated ning btw


Let's all hold hands and sing. Apart from aubergines, which can still eff off. Apologies for lack of arty norkage.

I'll have to imagine the aubergine is an arty nork then.
Congrats.
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Congrats.

Oh aubergine. You're such a dream. My aubergine.
And yet..... I love courgette.
I can't decide......
Which one to get.......
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And yet..... I love courgette.
I can't decide......
Which one to get.......

My Little pet,
you must be cooked
just right,
but yet
you're often not.
Is it that
I overcooked
or just forgot?
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16,
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you must be cooked
just right,
but yet
you're often not.
Is it that
I overcooked
or just forgot?

Red peppers green peppers yellow peppers.
Put them all in to the pot.
Add a little chilli if you like things hot.
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Put them all in to the pot.
Add a little chilli if you like things hot.

OLLLLLLLLLLIVES...
which knob-end left the stones in
and hid you amongst the salad?
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18,
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which knob-end left the stones in
and hid you amongst the salad?

This wins my "thread of the day" award
Now where did I leave it?
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20,
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Now where did I leave it?


cook em quick
cook em wrong,
they'll make you sick.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19,
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cook em wrong,
they'll make you sick.

in all their fine regalia
they're used in many dishes
and as a metaphor for female genitalia
... in ancient Rome
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they're used in many dishes
and as a metaphor for female genitalia
... in ancient Rome

I can cut you into a rosey thing if I can be bovvvVAD
RAAADISH
You can only really be used in a saaaaLAD.
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RAAADISH
You can only really be used in a saaaaLAD.

stuffed with savoury mince
or in an aubergine pasta bake
or on it's own with chocolate cake
583
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or in an aubergine pasta bake
or on it's own with chocolate cake
583

oh lovely lovely beetroot
you're such a treat root
pickled or roasted or ...
just pickled or roasted
or tickled or toasted
I like how you make mashed potato
go purple.
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you're such a treat root
pickled or roasted or ...
just pickled or roasted
or tickled or toasted
I like how you make mashed potato
go purple.

Oh Red Cabbage I adore
the way you're pickled
to the core
I munch my way through tons of you
my goodness
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the way you're pickled
to the core
I munch my way through tons of you
my goodness

IS THE WIN-EGAR
SMACK YOUR LIPS
IS IT TOO POSH FOR CHIPS?
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SMACK YOUR LIPS
IS IT TOO POSH FOR CHIPS?

to distinguish turnip from swede
follow this simple rule
to avoid looking like a fool
TURNIPS LOOK LIKE BIG RADISHES YOU KNOBBER!
if you're still not sure check wikipedia
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30,
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follow this simple rule
to avoid looking like a fool
TURNIPS LOOK LIKE BIG RADISHES YOU KNOBBER!
if you're still not sure check wikipedia

If you were a fruit
You'd be a Parsnipple.
Nipple.
Fnar.
*GONG*
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You'd be a Parsnipple.
Nipple.
Fnar.
*GONG*

coconut
I'm dubbing you
a nut of disreputable quality
coconut
coconut
I'm reporting you
to the nut naming authorities
I know you're a nut
I've got that straight
but the coco implies
you're made of chocolate
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49,
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I'm dubbing you
a nut of disreputable quality
coconut
coconut
I'm reporting you
to the nut naming authorities
I know you're a nut
I've got that straight
but the coco implies
you're made of chocolate

Hi, everyone. I'm obviously new. I'll mostly lurk but just wanted to say I enjoy seeing what everyone posts!
And congrats for 1000 posts.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27,
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And congrats for 1000 posts.

Thank you. Don't stay in the shadows all the time, all are welcome to natter away, most of us are pretty damn nice as well.
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but for some of us it's less important than that.
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but I lost that part of my brain in a bet
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Do you have some sort of "Chuckle-ator 2000TM" device?
Also, blah blah could have gone in the same thread rather than pushing other people's work (including mine in this instance) down the board blah blah.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12,
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Also, blah blah could have gone in the same thread rather than pushing other people's work (including mine in this instance) down the board blah blah.

The FAQ doesn't talk about this directly, but.... because the /board only holds 15 threads, it's apparently reckoned to be polite -- if you are posting several related images (like the Chuckle Bros series) -- to post the later ones as replies in your original thread.
(I'm trying my best to avoid being a cnut about this; I hope this helps explain. Edit: In particular, there isn't any hard-and-fast 'limit' on how many threads it's reasonable to have -- more just something to be aware of and use your own judgement on. There's more such advice etc on the incessantly plugged checklist. Cheers!)
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(I'm trying my best to avoid being a cnut about this; I hope this helps explain. Edit: In particular, there isn't any hard-and-fast 'limit' on how many threads it's reasonable to have -- more just something to be aware of and use your own judgement on. There's more such advice etc on the incessantly plugged checklist. Cheers!)

Good stuff.
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Do you think it would help for a checklist like this to appear (in small type), on the "Post a new message" form for n00bs?
Also, please suggest checklist additions/improvements!
Also also: please feel free to use it in PLEASEDON'TDOTHAT replies, eg. "Please don't do that (7)"!
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Also, please suggest checklist additions/improvements!
Also also: please feel free to use it in PLEASEDON'TDOTHAT replies, eg. "Please don't do that (7)"!

Pic's a belter, though.
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I'm confused - more so by the file name... I think I need a kip... and a piece of toast with raspberry jam on it.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09,
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also KOTOR2 is a super ace game... I must admit I've missed it since I got the PS3
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That game on the 360 would be beyond awesome.
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yes - yes it would. There's been nothing even close ... it's been more than 4 years!
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16,
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KOTOR kind of gameplay + Star Wars milieu + Elder Scrolls/Fallout scope and scale = monster win.
Of course, it would lead to my sacking and divorce, but for a game of that standard...
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Of course, it would lead to my sacking and divorce, but for a game of that standard...

indeed sir... if it came with an IV drip and a colostomy bag I may not need anything else.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22,
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fob watch chain does not start at button hole and finish in overcoat pocket...
ARE YOU MAD?
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:05,
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ARE YOU MAD?


crudely done like as am in work..but you get the ikea

Truly terrifying.
'SOONER OR LATER THEY WILL FIND YOU.. TO ME..TO YOU.. TO ME..'
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'SOONER OR LATER THEY WILL FIND YOU.. TO ME..TO YOU.. TO ME..'

and thinking it doesn't fit.
I'm so very gay.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40,
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I'm so very gay.

and wttp and all.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:55,
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She has come good comebacks to Lilith in later series.
L: "That's it, I can no longer hold my tongue"
C: "Want me to do it?"
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L: "That's it, I can no longer hold my tongue"
C: "Want me to do it?"

But none of them match her putdowns to Diane though.
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*100% filter free
Edit: I give up trying to map the words 'upper-class bastard' onto his face.

I'm not sure of the politics of the other two. Although I suspect Mr Sutherland of righter than centrist views....
;-)
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40,
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;-)

To be honest, I'm not sure what my views are at the moment. Actually, who am I?
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:43,
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"If you want to be a politician, I don't want to vote for you... Also - I think the EU is a good thing"
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:51,
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South of Centre than I am... hence we must never look directly into each other's eyes
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:54,
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*reads*
It says you're Mrs Trellis!
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:03,
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It says you're Mrs Trellis!

The six glossy leaflets I got in the post this morning say so.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:39,
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If you resize it in your original package rather than resizing in the browser window itself you can make it look a lot less pixellated.
kthxbai.
;p
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42,
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kthxbai.
;p

one by one
with a rusty pair of pliers
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45,
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with a rusty pair of pliers

Using Processing to analyse the image, and throw out a data file for Context Free, which you can then render.
It's all a bit flaky, and prone to crashing, and it doesn't like the aspect ratio of some pictures, but I quite like the effect.
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It's all a bit flaky, and prone to crashing, and it doesn't like the aspect ratio of some pictures, but I quite like the effect.

so any further effort is redundant.
Wery Voo!
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45,
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Wery Voo!

As a political aside, walked past a Christian Party poster at lunch and they rag on the Conservatives a bit. At the end of it their tagline on their poster is
"put your X next to the + (the cross that Jesus was crucified on - geddit?!) not next to the *swastika*"
I'm not the Conservatives biggest fan but calling them a bunch of Nazis is a bit fookin harsh!
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"put your X next to the + (the cross that Jesus was crucified on - geddit?!) not next to the *swastika*"
I'm not the Conservatives biggest fan but calling them a bunch of Nazis is a bit fookin harsh!

卍
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:48,
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because I don't think Jesus would be running in any general election... also everything is pointless.
*sulks*
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:49,
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*sulks*

I think what they are trying to do is get the 'floaters' by saying don't vote BNP vote us.
There's gonna be a LOT of votes going begging in these elections, and there is a genuine fear the BNP will profit from it.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:00,
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There's gonna be a LOT of votes going begging in these elections, and there is a genuine fear the BNP will profit from it.

I think I'll vote racist hate monger...
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:02,
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floatin' DUCK-ISLANDS, I tell ya!
sorry for the appalling accent...
And I demand the immediate publication of all Natural Law Party MPs expenses claim details.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11,
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sorry for the appalling accent...
And I demand the immediate publication of all Natural Law Party MPs expenses claim details.

You win *clicks*
This challenge is turning out better that I thought it would.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:34,
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This challenge is turning out better that I thought it would.

I dissed it royally to start off, but it's produced some interesting stuff and made my mind work in funny ways.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35,
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i might have some of that in a minute
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35,
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but I was losing the will to live by that point...
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:36,
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never mind eh :)
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38,
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it was awesome, and the guy in the red did die as expected very quickly.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:41,
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Even Mrs. Headwound spotted that one.
Are you related to this bloke, btw? www.b3ta.com/links/MOON_GAL_VS_AQUA_LASS_PART_FOUR
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Are you related to this bloke, btw? www.b3ta.com/links/MOON_GAL_VS_AQUA_LASS_PART_FOUR

- i.e. utterly bonkers.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:47,
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When it comes to using Photoshop, I'm only good and photo manipulation.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35,
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I meant the two fit together worryingly well :D
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38,
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the slight wonky face just makes this creepier.
i just slept for 17 hours. I don't know if I feel amazing or awful.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:34,
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i just slept for 17 hours. I don't know if I feel amazing or awful.

that resembles Richard Hammond, or is it just me?
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35,
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I've been considering the implications of seeing the Hamster's face in everything I look at and they're not good!
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:53,
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yeah..hammond has a weird haircut for this time of modern era we live in and da'
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45,
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I am out of cigs, can i nick one from one you?
Can't get any till 4pm, as i am stuck working out in the sticks
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20,
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Can't get any till 4pm, as i am stuck working out in the sticks

and make tobacco from tree leafs.
Sorted.
Where are you that is so far away from the reaches of the tobacco industry?
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:22,
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Sorted.
Where are you that is so far away from the reaches of the tobacco industry?


friends of mine used to smoke tea bags... I think it was mostly the carbon monoxide poisoning which gave them the buzz...
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![Challenge Entry: The Letter Art Challenge [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
I've done this odd looking ascii face. If anyone thinks it might look like anyone familiar, please let me know so I can give it a title.

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why are you doing these as screenshots from the Post Message mode?
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![Challenge Entry: The Letter Art Challenge [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)





(Probably because the awesome punnage gives them even more wooyayhooplage).
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These are however still amazingly awesome!

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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12,
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I'd never be able to do that, I'd end up sneezing or something.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21,
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![Challenge Entry: The Letter Art Challenge [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

Does anyone else work with a knobend who's always asking
"So what you doing there then? What's that suppossed to be? Why's that funny? Oh, you should do something about that news story?"

However, I am making a burger so ner ner ner :D
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:04,
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But apparently its "not appropriate behaviour for the workplace" to scream "FUCK OFF!" and punch them in the face.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:04,
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you know - I thought those letters from HR were just guidelines.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12,
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also, does anyone have the original XP silver theme they'd like to send me, in return for me saying "ta"
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:06,
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He's 24, Polish, gay, into gymnastics, pole-dancing and Britney, so he pretty much doesn't understand anything.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:07,
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I once worked for the NHS. It was genuinely like working in a modern exam question!
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12,
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her head isn't fat enough for that body
IMHO
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:14,
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IMHO

She's got a "gunt" but it looks warped.
Still would though, better than fishing.
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Thu 21 May 2009, 13:37,
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Still would though, better than fishing.

and I'm sitting in my underwear with the telly on, considering an afternoon biftah.
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