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(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# GO ON NUMBER 8!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# D'oh!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# if it was a mistake making them both number 8 dont worry,it adds comedy value : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# aargh help
save me from the sausagellamas

edit: haha it looks like they're dusting insects off their body or something
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I'd save you, but you have to actually WANT to be saved.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Wah threadrush!
...and quality llama racing.

Or are they alpacas?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hahahahah how wonderfully bizarre!
oddly, it reminds me of a game I had on my ST - I think it was Trailblazer...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Unicorns should get a job
loafers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# i just did a long walk in the sun
not as jauntily as that though.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# this
is very woo
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# My race was only 3 meters
Three Meter Dash
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# tenner on the green one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :D
llama llols
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hehe
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Is that Mahmoud Mujahaddinahad?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# the one and only
happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Mein Helvetica
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# he looks very
Kampf!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Oh I'm getting bored of your being so good now, *sigh*
*click*

Now do something shit, but make it look like you were trying to be good, so that we can all laugh at you lack of superior skillzorz.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I tried Ken Dodd this morn and indeed he did look 'shit'. Thanks Vagabond! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Helvetica Hitler
Looks worried? Is he going to get bashed by a russian cyrillic font?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# This comp seems to be bringing out a large amount of hitler imagery....
or have I gone mental... probably the latter

belated ning btw
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Another gem, sir
You're way too good at this!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Bless you JP!
:) *Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Q.I. Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Maaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# arf
needs more Slurm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Today is the World Day for Cultural Diversity

Let's all hold hands and sing. Apart from aubergines, which can still eff off. Apologies for lack of arty norkage.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# OMG CONGRATU_LOL_TIONS!
*super hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# FF(S)ANKS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Oh well
I'll have to imagine the aubergine is an arty nork then.

Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# poor aubergine.
:(

*edit* congats ms Craddock
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I'm rather partial to aubergine myself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh
Oh aubergine. You're such a dream. My aubergine.
And yet..... I love courgette.
I can't decide......
Which one to get.......
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Courgette, Courgette
My Little pet,
you must be cooked
just right,
but yet
you're often not.
Is it that
I overcooked
or just forgot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# and red peppers green peppers yellow peppers.
Red peppers green peppers yellow peppers.
Put them all in to the pot.
Add a little chilli if you like things hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# OLLLLLLLLLLIVES
OLLLLLLLLLLIVES...
which knob-end left the stones in
and hid you amongst the salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# *chokes laughing*
This wins my "thread of the day" award


Now where did I leave it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Would it upset you to learn that I stole my lyrics from a children's TV programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# get OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# this!
I'm SO disappointed in you.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *limps off*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# come back
all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Cook em slow
cook em quick
cook em wrong,
they'll make you sick.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Figs are delicious
in all their fine regalia
they're used in many dishes
and as a metaphor for female genitalia
... in ancient Rome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# RAAAADISH
I can cut you into a rosey thing if I can be bovvvVAD
RAAADISH
You can only really be used in a saaaaLAD.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# yummy aubergine
stuffed with savoury mince

or in an aubergine pasta bake

or on it's own with chocolate cake
583
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# on beetroot
oh lovely lovely beetroot
you're such a treat root
pickled or roasted or ...
just pickled or roasted
or tickled or toasted
I like how you make mashed potato
go purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# On the Subject of Purple
Oh Red Cabbage I adore
the way you're pickled
to the core
I munch my way through tons of you
my goodness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# BALSAMIC VINEGAR
IS THE WIN-EGAR
SMACK YOUR LIPS
IS IT TOO POSH FOR CHIPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The Leek
Is tre chic
Like a pompous onion
crossed with a hose.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# When you find you need
to distinguish turnip from swede
follow this simple rule
to avoid looking like a fool
TURNIPS LOOK LIKE BIG RADISHES YOU KNOBBER!
if you're still not sure check wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Oh Parsnip
If you were a fruit
You'd be a Parsnipple.
Nipple.
Fnar.
*GONG*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# coconut
coconut
I'm dubbing you
a nut of disreputable quality

coconut
coconut
I'm reporting you
to the nut naming authorities

I know you're a nut
I've got that straight
but the coco implies
you're made of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Goncrats!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ZOMG!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Many Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ZOMG ROFL LOL!
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :)
Hi, everyone. I'm obviously new. I'll mostly lurk but just wanted to say I enjoy seeing what everyone posts!

And congrats for 1000 posts.
(_missy_ never raises her hand in class, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :D
Thank you. Don't stay in the shadows all the time, all are welcome to natter away, most of us are pretty damn nice as well.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Especially me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hai new person.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Spuckle
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# DON'T DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# IT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# If I roll my mouse-wheel really fast that doesn't look like it's scrolling text.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# me neither also
this messageboard milarky is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# It might be milarky to you
but for some of us it's less important than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# imagine, if you will. that the little paper icon thingy there < isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I wish I could imagine
but I lost that part of my brain in a bet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
#
Do you have some sort of "Chuckle-ator 2000TM" device?

Also, blah blah could have gone in the same thread rather than pushing other people's work (including mine in this instance) down the board blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hello maxshanly,
The FAQ doesn't talk about this directly, but.... because the /board only holds 15 threads, it's apparently reckoned to be polite -- if you are posting several related images (like the Chuckle Bros series) -- to post the later ones as replies in your original thread.

(I'm trying my best to avoid being a cnut about this; I hope this helps explain. Edit: In particular, there isn't any hard-and-fast 'limit' on how many threads it's reasonable to have -- more just something to be aware of and use your own judgement on. There's more such advice etc on the incessantly plugged checklist. Cheers!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# That's a sound little checklist you've got there...
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Ta! The FAQ at 8 pages was taking me too long to re-read before each posting :-)
Do you think it would help for a checklist like this to appear (in small type), on the "Post a new message" form for n00bs?

Also, please suggest checklist additions/improvements!

Also also: please feel free to use it in PLEASEDON'TDOTHAT replies, eg. "Please don't do that (7)"!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I CAN SEE FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hehe
lol @ your name comment :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Fab eyes!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Thats the look my cat has
just before he bites my ankle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Goodness!
*is mesmerised*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# That's terribly well done.
Clicks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# very nicely done
clicks like a good'un :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Splendid, Dear chap. Do carry on


filename for confusion
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice filename ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
classic freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Your filename does not appear to be in pi.
Pic's a belter, though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# You loon!
:D

Also: www.b3ta.com/board/9461913
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :(
You did ask...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahaha i'm confused
Filename lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# good
couldn't be bothered changing the downloaded filename
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# :D
I'm confused - more so by the file name... I think I need a kip... and a piece of toast with raspberry jam on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Toast & Jam - with Chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# if I said it it must be true
that's how I work...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *stands corrected*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# you were already standing correctly
now we dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Sylvester McChuckle
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# ARRRGH
KILL IT WITH MC HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *hammher slides*
can't touch this....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# :D
also KOTOR2 is a super ace game... I must admit I've missed it since I got the PS3
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# They really need to get their finger out and make 3.
That game on the 360 would be beyond awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *drools*
yes - yes it would. There's been nothing even close ... it's been more than 4 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I think I would like Bethesda to take over the franchise...
KOTOR kind of gameplay + Star Wars milieu + Elder Scrolls/Fallout scope and scale = monster win.

Of course, it would lead to my sacking and divorce, but for a game of that standard...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# :D
indeed sir... if it came with an IV drip and a colostomy bag I may not need anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Silly Dr. Hoops
fob watch chain does not start at button hole and finish in overcoat pocket...

ARE YOU MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Chuckle Norris

crudely done like as am in work..but you get the ikea
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha
particularly like the real neck bit under chuckys head
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Can almost see my reflection in his biceps.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# He's oiled up and ready for lurrv
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :D
Truly terrifying.
'SOONER OR LATER THEY WILL FIND YOU.. TO ME..TO YOU.. TO ME..'
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahha, now that sounds like a scary horror movie!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# The
Christian Brothers?

Yeah, I'd be terrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Arf.
It's the name that does it for me!
(robbersdog, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# "Her name is Reah, and she used to be on Cheers"*


*just so you know its suppossed to be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *coughs* Rhea *coughs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# oh fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Sorry
Very lovely work though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I'm glad you said, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I can't help myself sometimes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Any relation to Ron?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# He's her brother's cousin's aunt's son
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Thought so
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Carla Win :D
Rhea
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I was singing it to the tune of Barry Manilow's Lola
and thinking it doesn't fit.
I'm so very gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# singing Rio to the tune of Copacabana?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# It was just the opening line up there^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Very nicely done, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I think she had some of the best lines from any sitcom ever.
and wttp and all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Yes!
But only the series' with Diane in....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Dunno
She has come good comebacks to Lilith in later series.

L: "That's it, I can no longer hold my tongue"
C: "Want me to do it?"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I suppose.
But none of them match her putdowns to Diane though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Still can't get this bloody thing to go to text. Anyway, here's the Devil himself*:


*100% filter free

Edit: I give up trying to map the words 'upper-class bastard' onto his face.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *squints*
Cameron, Hanks or Sutherland?

Very good :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# The first.
I'm not sure of the politics of the other two. Although I suspect Mr Sutherland of righter than centrist views....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I really wouldn't know
To be honest, I'm not sure what my views are at the moment. Actually, who am I?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Derek Trimble, Mrs
Chippenham
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Ah thank you
So how come I'm in Newport Pagnell?

*hails Taxi*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ALL HAIL THE TAXI
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# my views are a bit like this:
"If you want to be a politician, I don't want to vote for you... Also - I think the EU is a good thing"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Mine's a bit more 'BUGGER OFF!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I think you're more
South of Centre than I am... hence we must never look directly into each other's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I've got it written down here somewhere.
*reads*

It says you're Mrs Trellis!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# He's going to stop world poverty
The six glossy leaflets I got in the post this morning say so.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# O hai you're obviously new to this visual arts thing.
If you resize it in your original package rather than resizing in the browser window itself you can make it look a lot less pixellated.

kthxbai.

;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *pokes with a sharp stick*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ow!
OK I suppose I had that coming.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I'd like to pick each one of those off
one by one
with a rusty pair of pliers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hehehe...
I like this plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# thisisacewhatareyouusing?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# It's a whole scripty/programming thing.
Using Processing to analyse the image, and throw out a data file for Context Free, which you can then render.
It's all a bit flaky, and prone to crashing, and it doesn't like the aspect ratio of some pictures, but I quite like the effect.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# WITCH!
WIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Javascript *is* involved, therefore you are correct.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# his face says upperclass bastard anyway
so any further effort is redundant.

Wery Voo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# :)
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# SHAPES!
As a political aside, walked past a Christian Party poster at lunch and they rag on the Conservatives a bit. At the end of it their tagline on their poster is

"put your X next to the + (the cross that Jesus was crucified on - geddit?!) not next to the *swastika*"

I'm not the Conservatives biggest fan but calling them a bunch of Nazis is a bit fookin harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Part 2 an in occasional series of unusual Chinese characters.
卍
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# it's also completely pointless
because I don't think Jesus would be running in any general election... also everything is pointless.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ...except this POINTY STICK!
*pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ouch
:'(

*adjusts bra*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I saw one yesterday
I think what they are trying to do is get the 'floaters' by saying don't vote BNP vote us.

There's gonna be a LOT of votes going begging in these elections, and there is a genuine fear the BNP will profit from it.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I'm so pissed off with the labour party
I think I'll vote racist hate monger...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Flaaaaamin' redneck
floatin' DUCK-ISLANDS, I tell ya!
sorry for the appalling accent...

And I demand the immediate publication of all Natural Law Party MPs expenses claim details.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Took waaaaaay longer than it should have...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha 'oh shit I'm going to die'
*clicketh*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Cheers m'dear...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# OOoh
You win *clicks*
This challenge is turning out better that I thought it would.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Me too.
I dissed it royally to start off, but it's produced some interesting stuff and made my mind work in funny ways.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'm not sure I've ever dissed anything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# doomed crewed fucked toast!
i might have some of that in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah the S at the start of screwed is kinda lost in his arm.
but I was losing the will to live by that point...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# oh reallly? i thought that was supposed to be like that.
never mind eh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *applauds*
Lovely stuff, Mr Wound!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ithankee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# saw the new Star Trek film yesterday,
it was awesome, and the guy in the red did die as expected very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Possibly the most obvious in-joke ever made :)
Even Mrs. Headwound spotted that one.

Are you related to this bloke, btw? www.b3ta.com/links/MOON_GAL_VS_AQUA_LASS_PART_FOUR
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# this is new to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# An acquired taste but well worth the effort...
- i.e. utterly bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I didn't spot the tribble
GAH.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Don't forget Kirk bedding a green chick!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# this is fucking ACE!
*clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# All of the woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers J
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Click!
Dead man's trousers, inspired touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I like this muchly.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# That's great, love the red shirt and attention to detail.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Elvis Chucksley: He ain't nothing but a Chucklehound-dog.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha
looks a bit like Jimmy Hill
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Haha
oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# That's worryingly good
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Thank you.
When it comes to using Photoshop, I'm only good and photo manipulation.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# No no, I didn't mean any slight on your skills
I meant the two fit together worryingly well :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# RE: Chucklehounds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCJMje871SQ
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# good lord! :)
the slight wonky face just makes this creepier.


i just slept for 17 hours. I don't know if I feel amazing or awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Does anyone else think
that resembles Richard Hammond, or is it just me?
(robbersdog, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# *dies laughing*
Actually, now you mention it....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I'm glad it's not just me,
I've been considering the implications of seeing the Hamster's face in everything I look at and they're not good!
(robbersdog, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahah
yeah..hammond has a weird haircut for this time of modern era we live in and da'
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 8888888888888888:<(


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Nice one Monkeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# this is very funny
tenner says it fp's
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'll give you odds of 1-100,000
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# it's not there yets
what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# you've upset the magic
donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# money talks?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Marvellous!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Har!
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Pffffft :)
I am out of cigs, can i nick one from one you?

Can't get any till 4pm, as i am stuck working out in the sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# fashion a pipe from some of the sticks
and make tobacco from tree leafs.

Sorted.

Where are you that is so far away from the reaches of the tobacco industry?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I could smoke some honeysuckle, you can apparently get a buzz off of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# when I was youner
friends of mine used to smoke tea bags... I think it was mostly the carbon monoxide poisoning which gave them the buzz...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# We sold a bag of tea leaves to a guy at school and told him it hash, the daft hit smoked it and said it was good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# mmmm
Lady Gray.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# that is a very accurate
portrayal of Brian May's hair.

Huzzar!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Harrow
(Zoidaroid, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hoo me ?
Phuck mee !

and Phuck Yew :)
(Zoidaroid, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# riceist
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# arh
thats racist that la..doin stuff abar chinks and da
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
囧
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Me again.
I've done this odd looking ascii face. If anyone thinks it might look like anyone familiar, please let me know so I can give it a title.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# You was robbed....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# erm
neil young
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Rob!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Neil from the Young Ones
why are you doing these as screenshots from the Post Message mode?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Neil young from the Old ones
..
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ..
you meant to be cryin der
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# der?
cryin?

FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# der
its like 'there' but with a northern twang adopted
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Thanks for the hot update!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] What'd'ya'gadda'do to get frontpage'd in these parts?? Sorry for the Free Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# All of these are great.
You win it all.
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Great stuff
Han is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Ayyyyyyy..... Fontszee & Marley are my favourites.
(Probably because the awesome punnage gives them even more wooyayhooplage).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Reposts are bad m'kay?
These are however still amazingly awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Oooh!
Now that is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Cor
I'd never be able to do that, I'd end up sneezing or something.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# superb
class:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


Does anyone else work with a knobend who's always asking
"So what you doing there then? What's that suppossed to be? Why's that funny? Oh, you should do something about that news story?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# No, I'm unemployed :(
However, I am making a burger so ner ner ner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Yes.
But apparently its "not appropriate behaviour for the workplace" to scream "FUCK OFF!" and punch them in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# oh
you know - I thought those letters from HR were just guidelines.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Fonty Jesus is fonty
also, does anyone have the original XP silver theme they'd like to send me, in return for me saying "ta"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah
He's 24, Polish, gay, into gymnastics, pole-dancing and Britney, so he pretty much doesn't understand anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Who do you work for?
Cliché Ltd.?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Haha
The NHS, so... yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Ah, fair enough :D
I once worked for the NHS. It was genuinely like working in a modern exam question!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea-Roast anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I still think that woman has been shopped
her head isn't fat enough for that body

IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Looks a little shopped.
She's got a "gunt" but it looks warped.

Still would though, better than fishing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Nope, I'm currently jobless
and I'm sitting in my underwear with the telly on, considering an afternoon biftah.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] A Fontain...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# OOH...
...that's rather lovely! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# That's almost as lovely as me.
CLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# lovelies...
and added punnage too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# That's nice, but shocking at the same time :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# woo
nice spurting :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I like this.
So, I shall *click* the 'I like this' button.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

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