b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 36650 (Older | Newer)

whheeee!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

i like the head respawn

is that the robot maid from the Jetsons?

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

She used to piss coolant in their food

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

hahaha :D

*click*

Fuck him the arse Pie rot

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Oh my . . . how embarrassing !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

pfffft : D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

arf...

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Stroke those strings boy!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

seasick steve is awesome

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

sure has some great tracks

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Oooooh yeah . . . wonky arm power chorder !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

heh heh....................pete townshend

my generation baby:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

have i missed a bandwagon?

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Whoooooooa . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

hahaha

even the corpse..bwaaaah

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

pfft

(

mutated monty, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

How very Monty Python

I like it

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

strawberry painting! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

No it's not...

It's just sitting there ;)

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

dont know why

its jsut not showing! :(

edit : hahahaha :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

So it is :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

hahaha

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Lovely sir

could do with some cream

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

hahhaa

sounds good :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

I recognise that Strawberry

from your glass effect tutorial

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

i think it maybe

the same one - not sure i jsut grabbed it from sxc.hu :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet . . .

Fragaria virginiana !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

now that is interesting

i never knew that was their real name :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

One of many . . . I was trying to find out why they're called 'straw' berries . . .

I suppose that it has more to do with . . . thank you very mulch !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

i thought it was it grew

around dead grass - but i am probably wrong :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Indeed . . . thank you very mulch !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

ahahahaa

;)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Purty

lovely shadowage

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

thank ya!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

looks well tasty

*drools*

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

woo

thanks you! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

crazy dog

(

RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

poor dog :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

is this more than fleas?

Please tell me we're not watching a dog suffer as a joke.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

no I think he's just a bit mental :(

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSC1GhGdsgg

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I had a cat that used to chase his leg when there was nothing else to chase

he chased it for six years.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

the dog is clearly bothered

by the fact that there are (what sounds like) a few dozen people in his living room laughing at him

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

has anyone here done shitin dog is mouth before

like dog done bigshitin the floor

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

the heat is getting to you (or me)

couldn't understand a word you wrote

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

it's getting colder and colder where i am

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH hhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

GTFO FOOT

I CAN'T IM ATTATCHED TO YOU
OH
FUCK WHATS WHAT
GTFO FOOT

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I seem to be missing something

Because that just looks like a looped gif version of an excerpt from a rather popular dog video.

(Jokel, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

That was my thoughts too

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

cute

but with frog legs

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

TJ: it's that time of year again when I feel like I'm melting

so I put my 12cm fans in the window :)

"I CAN HAS AIRCON"

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

hillbilly air con..gyuk gyuk!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

hillbilly? nah, tree hugging hipppy!

right now they're powered from my solar panel

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

oooh nice :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

If you just put your feet in a tray of water then it will be powered by EVAPORATION

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

but then I'd have wet feet :(

which aren't very friendly near power strips

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

which is why you get a towel

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

fill a bucket or a tray with water

get a towel

use the tray as a foot bath

add ice cubes if necessary

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Then take that device and and shove it up your nose 'don't worry, it is self guiding'

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

i'm not sure what you mean

all i can say is that living in a warmer climate and having electricity bills makes people a bit more creative

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

I tend to go naked

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Then get your ass to Mars

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

shit

i totally missed a total recall reference and now i should go to bed

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

CONSIDER DIS A DEEVORCE!

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

To fucking right

and start that reactor

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

HAHAHAH

This is brilliant :D
How loud is it?

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

fairly quiet but not silent

was just thinking if I could get some more dirt cheap I'd make a larger array and run them at 7v for quietness

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

i want one so I can turn my laptop into a hovering kiosk

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

We have a single row of them in the bottom of our sash window.

It worksish.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

That's genius!!

Geeky luv!

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

we used to have a 4x4

in the place i worked many moons ago, my most sophisticated version blew air through a heatsink with peltier coolers on it to give extra chill

but muffin fans are too fast and noisy

extensive research showed a single big slow fan is better

we also spent much time investigating the effects of 40kv on fluourocarbon solvents and formica, and what happens to laser beams traversing the north circular

(

empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

gnnghh!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

LOL YOU CAN'T RUN OR HIDE.

So, I think I have pectus carinatum, otherwise known as pigeon-chest. Unfortunately it doesn't give me the super-powers depicted in this image.
It can be fairly serious in severe cases, but I think mine is only mild. The main problem is the physical appearance and the psychological problems that can be brought about from this, which I think I have.
PC can be caused by various syndromes, most commonly being Marfan Syndrome.
There are only three treatment options:
- Surgery, which I don't want to go through.
- A chest brace, which is only available in the USA and I am too old for now
- Bodybuilding, which disguises it somewhat.
My question to you is: should I see a doctor who will most likely confirm my beliefs, or am I just being a hypochondriac?
Oh, and should I make a sandwich?

Sorry for the whiney, self-obsessed nature of this post. Hope you enjoyed the picture at least :P

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

if you haven't been to the doctor then I would say that was your first call

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I've been reluctant to see one so far

Not sure why, maybe I didn't think it was serious enough or mattered
Or maybe I was just embarassed
Thanks for the advice

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

I can be a very good personal trainer:

do some pushups and send me ten dollars

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Hahaha I'll fax it to you now :P

I've been doing karate for a while now, they get you to do plenty of push-ups there :P Also: it hasn't helped a whole lot as of yet.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

It will help when you're sending me money

trust me, you'll be 100% motivated if you're financially down on the deal

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I always feel that something's working when it's costing me money :P

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Then I wish to help you by relieving you of your moneyinb4strikeoutjoke.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

this my mugu

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

please gaz me your financial details

i am confident that this will be a very positive step in your life

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

D. Mirrors.

I vote mirrors. Always mirrors.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

REFLECTOPORN!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Doctor, then have a wank

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Halfway there

Still need to see a doctor though.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I think I can fly but I haven't jumped off a building yet to confirm or deny my theory.

YES..go to the doctor you muppet...and I hope it's not Pigeon chest :P

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Even if it is, it's better than the alternative pectus excavatum - essentially the opposite of PC

No offence to anyone with PE, of course.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Pics or it's not real!

Oh, and make a sandwich.

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

It's a tie between see a doctor or make a sandwich!

How can I ever decide what to do now!?! :P

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Sorry for failure to take you seriously...

If it's making you unhappy, then I say go see a doctor. A doc can confirm if you have pectus whatsit or not, tell you if it's likely to cause you any problems, and discuss your options. It might not be too late for a chest brace, surgery may be less scary than you think, etc. You have now used up my seriousness quota for the week, don't expect any more :P

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

That's fine, I'm aware b3ta isn't the most serious place on the internets :P

Dr.'s it is!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

send me a 200€

do enough pushups to compensate

trust me on this one

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Heare!

farm1.static.flickr.com/3/5073664_6dc59c3594.jpg

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

*throws a piece of bread at you*

If you bend over and pick it up with your mouth, I've saved you a trip to the doctors.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

If you could thrown some bacon, lettuce and tomato too then we've killed two birds with one stone

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

to the toast moblie!

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Weeeeeeeeee

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

This is so ripe for mutilation

where are all the CDC people?

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

"classic" - princesuperspecial

*clicked* on both of our behalfs :)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

hahaha

I thought they were meant to be sliding down each other's poles?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

vegetarions: do you you think eggs is ok

i mean if you eat sunflower seeds or fruit then how is it different

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

sometimes these are the moments my friends

we try so hard to be nice but then we need to know for sure is it really really nice?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

peace and reiki my good friends

it is sometimes so nice that we should all just be friendly and it is just so nice.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

so glad to be your friends, YES!!!!!!!!!

yes

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Gronkpan, we're friends.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

so nice to be a friend

yes

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I think you're the best friend ever. This is really nice.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

the idea of being the best is a fleeting yet lovely one

so good to be best friends for the next short while

maybe i don't want to hurt everybody

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

FUCK YOU, HIPPY!

;)

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

to stay with the superhero theme...

xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/04/deadpool-food.jpg

(

pzyko Query failed., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Yes vegetarians eat eggs (unfertilised)

its vegans that don't

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

I know lots of weirdo vegtypes that would rather eat preserved meat instead of a seed

it gets weird when i try and classify people by their diet

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

its simple enough, vegetarians don't eat animals.

Both vegetables and minerals (except for the really chewy rocks) are fine.

So if they eat fish and chicken but still say they are vegetarian then you are legally obliged to kick them in the eye

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

ok so let's say you're someone like me who gets more upset with bonsai trees than i do with ethically farmed meat

What do i get to call myself that is nice and non-confrontational

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Fiona.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

no. niona.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

an omnivore with bonsai issues

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

but what about veal

i mean if someone is ok about bonsai then why do they hate veal

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

do bonsai owners have veal hatred?

I never knew that. Someone should do research.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

i hope that we can break down some barriers, together.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

If they're vegetarian, but eat fish - yet still claim vegetarianism, kick them and inform them that they're simply pescetarian.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

i only want to be nice to people and other things

and some things have to die so i can eat but i'll use every part of the buffalo

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

the scrotum makes a lovely pot pourri holder

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

i use that to make a nice coin purse

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

weeeee its along way down

Their hands must be sore

(??no-idea??, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

Yay!

but don't they slide down to put the uniforms on?

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

they're past the point where magically it happens

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Dunnadunnadunnadunnadunnadunnadunna....

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Not done one of these for awhile. you may have this one.

Click for much much bigger (276 kb)

(

TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Woo :D

Do you make these with Maya? (I think that's the program name, I haven't seen/used it in many, many years)

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

all virtually done in photoshop with flaming pear filters

and then a little dynamix HDR thrown over the top to bring out the colour and details.

(

TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Awesome!

It just reminded me of a program used to "create" "planets"

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

that brings back memories!

hurra!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Ooh!

The dark circle looks like the pupil of an eye to me

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Barney and friends

(acidtrash, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

glenn beck, what a sly bastard

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

EWcomics 64 - Mirror

Click for bigger (98 kb)

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

>pick up crowbar

>use crowbar
>kill Kerrek

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

~~Kerrek~~ headcrab zombie

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I MUST KILL KERREK, BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A BOW AND ARROW YET, OKAY.

Hellote, Peehix.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

OUGH AI CEE

'noon! How goes the Sunday?

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Lazy as fuck. Might play snooker later.

Yours?

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Horay!

Also lazy, I have an exam I should be revising for tomorrow.
But statistics is deadly dull D: I may just fall asleep if I have to read about the product moment correlation coefficient.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

STUDY, JERK.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

\o/

Your comics conain much win.
This should be printed on them for allergy advice.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

some people have an allergy to win?

poor bastards

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I know, they have to spend their whole lives observing fail

But you must be careful, for some fails are also win.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Like you?

Oooooh, burn!

;]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I'll have you know I have observed many wins up close and personal with very little allergic reation :D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Suuuuuuure.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'm just kiddingggg.

:]
*hug*

How are you, sir?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

awesome

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Does this happen often?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

you constipated again?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Funny.

._.

;]
How goes it?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

With great difficultly

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

*facepalm*

Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I'm good, in a buzzy mood today, so i am doing about a million things at once

How are you?

Like the corset by the way :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Oooh, cool.

:]
I'm alright. Waiting for my friend to pick me up, going to an amusement park today. I hate rollercoasters. :p

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I don't like rollercoasters either

Have fun though :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Hahahahah

Thanks. :]
I have a feeling I'm just going to be following my friends around, and watching their stuff while they ride. x_x

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Just go and eat things that are very bad for you

Wave in front of your friends faces when they come of a ride looking a little green :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

First post in ages!

Probably been done but i'm happy with it.

Will remove and link if requested.

(??no-idea??, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

hahaha :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

pfft!

the man from del monte, he says yes! yes! oh god yes!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

pfft

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Pffft #2

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

ha!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

haha

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Kiwi condoms?

You know that's just WRONG, don't you?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

I have a tale to tell about a Kiwi :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Fire away

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I once knew this guy on a forum, he was a complete dick head and treated his wife like shit

Anyway, one day he told my ex about how one day he went down to a local beach, he got his wife to look out for anyone while he fucked beach. The man was dick head and a nut job

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

he'll get crabs, etc.

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Ppffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Pffft!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

he would probably try to fuck them too

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Cannot unvisualise.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

If only I was joking

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

I knew a guy who used to shag all sorts of objects.

Grapefruit, unsurprisingly, was not tried twice.

Edit: replied to self?? too many painkillers...

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

He fucked...beach?

O_o

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Yes, he fucked the beach

He wanted to know what it would feel like, so he went and did it. From what I understand, it quiet normal for Kiwis to do that kind of thing

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Ah, that's alright then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

And condoms being made by a Confectioner aren't ?

Plus the fruit was there pre-shop so the weird flavour isn't my fault, :)

(??no-idea??, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Now you can order your condoms from the same place you order your sweets to attract the kids :D

Oh, uh, I mean girls. Honest.
Girls with properly developed chests and hair in all the right places.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Bristly

for extra pleasure?!

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

You haven't even seen the pineapple one yet!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Hardcore BDSM condoms eh?

EDIT: Two girls one pineapple is a video I could watch.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I don't think I could

I'd be too worried a One Man One Jar situation may arise.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Shattered pineapple.

The latest indie-psychedelic band.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Bit chewy

But they last all day.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Hahaha

I knew I had one of these somewhere.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

my friend worked in a shop for a while, a man came in and asked for a pack of durex,

my friend handed him a pack of duracell batteries : D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Hahahaha :D

Needs more permeable rock.
Rock hard for her pleasure*!

*mutilation

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Sedimentery my dear Watson.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Look under every rock for clues to solve the murder!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Oh Jesus wept.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

haha made me lol

(??no-idea??, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

cock

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

pffffft :)

There are two cocks in that picture

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

i detest that fucker and his gay band

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

I wish they would just go away, it was nice when they did last time

They do make the most amazing shit music

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

"just go away" ahahahaha, ive watched the nickelback fail vid so many times, it brings me joy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

I was being polite for once :)

What is this video you speak of?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

arrogant tossers, round of drinks for the portugese!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtgSAlclqS8

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

hahaha :D

and yet they still don't get the fact that people think they are shite

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

I couldn't comment on them as people

but I do know they make some fucking awful music with some of the most horrific lyrics since Def Leppard

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

correct, they are a continuation of desperate fail rock like def leppard and bon jovi

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

I wouldn't call it music, I would say it was more like a fat man who has spent 10 days eating beans and is now sat on the toilet farting

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

Oi! Don't dis teh 'pard!:P

I'm still one of the new people that will eat the food Rick Allen cooks! Not coz he's a crap cook (that he is) but will tollerate how he chops his veg.:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Which works best?

I can no longer see impartially, 4 colour design or 2? Thanks...

Click for bigger (134 kb)

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

either of the top 2

probably the 4 colour because it's prettier, although the 2 colour will be easier for the postman to look at and to stencil on your door.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Hmm...

Bugger, I agree with you entirely, though that is precisely what I didn't need! I may have to settle for both.
As for the postman, he can't stencil it on my door until he cleans off the last one, unless he's Banksy, in which case I'll buy a new door.

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Colour on the grey (top left)

The bottom left is confusing, and the 2 2-colour are flat and dull. Edited for TGA's pedantry :)

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Hey sir

How are you?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Not too bad In Oxford for a couple of days

so change is good as a rest an all that...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Oh dear, Oxford :(

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Why oh Dear?

I like the place.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

I don't, never really have

But then it has been a while since I have been into the centre, I keep on meaning to go

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Thanks!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

you mean top left, shirley?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Gaaaaah Look am not wearing my wellington boots with the L & R

painted on them today.......

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

don't worry, I had to check it twice before replying, just in case ;)

/senior moment

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Bottom right.

I don't like the colours.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

Top left

Is it for a game?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

No.

It's for a t-shirt comp, which is why it's better to have one design that works on different t-shirts, but I can't decide which works best.

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

bottom right is probably your best bet then.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

I'll have a P please Bob

no wait that's not what I meant.

Top Left I choose you!

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

I like the one with the blue background

and the flowers

(

Flash_Bastard, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

it's not going to win any competition

it's shit

(

oncedaily, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Top right 2 colour looks best to me.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

plan has been formulated, back to ~~procrastinating~~ work. Ta!

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Goth Girl with Gun

CFB

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

silly bobby bob, that's a torch

oh, no, carry on.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

you can't shoot things if you can't see them

so a torch is always useful :)

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

who's she afraid of?

GOTHBUSTERS!....:)
*sighs*

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

...

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

pffft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Look at the piggy, Piggy in the mirror

1 hour head model that I done this morning, not sure why.
And just got round to watching War Inc, chuffing woosome, an absolute musty for Grosse Point Blank fans

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Wow that's creepy

but very well done

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

cool, what program?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

mudbox

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

No need to be rude! :O

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

I did a quick vampiry one too

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

Very nice

I'd suggest he maybe has more prunes in his diet though.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

£450's worth!!!

I might try k-3d......do you know anything about it other than it's free?

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

nope, and I wouldn't recommend Musbox to be honest

I bought it for work and have barely used it.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

*waggles wavey hand*

'ellooo how is lil Gomez Dixon settling in?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

he's doing well, and surprisingly the other two old cats are being very tolerent of his charging at them

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

I've noticed that if they cats are over seven years and the new cat is young.

They don't see it as a threat and if they're female and have been spade have some sort of maternal transferal on the new arrival.
Not that they don't bat the newcomers around a bit in a Victorian Dad sorta way.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Daisy is being far from maternal, she's ignoring him mainly

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

I suppose that's a good thing.

They'll work out their space. THere is a cheap method of getting them to interact.
Just empty a packet of dried catnip in the middle of the most popular room.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

Is it for a game?

/ac

...actually, very cool! Will we be able to see it animate?

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

inded it will, not sure what to use it for though!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

That's your mum that is.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

arf...........nice "snooty look"about him

can imagine that nose twitching about....top modelling:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

That's a bit good, that is!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Mmm bacon people

I like this

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

"LEAVE BLENDER ALONE"

/sorry it just looks like Chris Crocker

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

if i must work on a sunday....

vicious little fuckers they are

(Son_of_Magwitch, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

Awww.. little...ARGH MONSTA DOG!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

awww it's only yawning the lil pet,

also top griffin anim down there V :D

(

arrangedletters, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

glad i'm not your postman...that thing runnin'round the garden

ace anim:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

awww......aaargh.....

awww......aaargh.....

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

me wig keeps landing on me chin, unngghhhh!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

yay for wigs that think they're beards

or vice versa:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Haha lovely work

I happened to find the solution to your problem, btw

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

christ!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

I made a robin eagle

its not very good tho

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Woo for wigs!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

haha

you need just form men wig staples

*cachunk*
*cachunk*

aargh the unimaginable pain

but no more embarrassment of losing your wig

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Sheep are sheeple too

Um.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha

I'll have a let of mutton please:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

HAHAHA

Brilliant :D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

Nice baaarnet.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

hahaha, so that is how they do legs of lamb

read the bottom review :)
www.play.com/Electronics/Electronics/-/274/354/-/880673/Sennheiser-CX-300-In-Ear-Headphones/Product.html?searchtype=genre

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

thats some sound advice he's giving

(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

Hahaha wonderful

also TJ: Wow, look at all those comments. Anybody else thinks there are at least a bit creepy?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

People who leave those stupid award pictures in the comments annoy me

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)

I made an-anti awards-giving group

Targeted at people dealing out a lot of these.

It's called the Mediocre Awards Group. You get an award for being mediocre ;)

Some other people actually made an image for it:

I was blown away by your mediocre photo

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

*Keeps an eye on his photos*

Speaking of which, I have some to upload

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

I have too many to upload at the moment

I have about 250 good photos selected to upload at the moment, but I guess I'll still have to delete about 80% of them to ensure some quality.

Wait a minute, am I promising my stream will be less mediocre for the next couple of weeks? I can't let that happen.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

Only took a few and doubt they will be worth while to go on to flickr

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

I took about 1800 photos last month

:)

:(

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

That's what the Superior Designs Awards were for

but we never got around to giving them out.
We should probably revisit that, but we were a bit disorganised.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

nother tj:

weinterrupt.com/2009/06/cincinnati-police-tase-and-shoot-chihuaha/

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

I bet that taser just made the dog even more mad, after which they had 'no other option but to shoot it'

jeez

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

someone is pretty insecure about his dick size.

swift kick up the arse deals with a dog that size.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

ME CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T BELIEVE IT

waterfalls are nice..sure...but wtf
*starts painting waterfalls*
*profits*
*retires*

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Most of those comment pictures have nothing to do with waterfalls

I wrote a review of all these awards images some time ago, but I guess I'll have to start all over again. Bastards.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

you win the scary link of the day!!!!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

O_O

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

needs more *POP*

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

I can't make eyes bigger than my last ones

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

i actually read that and thought "ooh, that's worth knowing"

mainly because of a gentleman who i used to work near who ate with his mouth open *shudder*

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

hmm...

Not Ba-a-a-aaad

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

hehe

when i was younger my dad told me a haggis was a sheep with one leg shorter than the other so it could run round hills.

woo to the pic :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

he was wrong a haggis is a type of bird, with three legs, one shorter than the other two.

speaking of birds:

Click for bigger (142 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

I likes that :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

I like boobies.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)

Blue or red footed boobies

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

blue. I'm not old enough to use coloured pencils yet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

Boobies!

Lovely work, sir

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

BIG BOUNCING BOOBIES!!

ta.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

hahah ewe made a picture

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

ha!

the sheep is a SHAM

(

mr spoons, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

lambasted?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

*touches*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Omnomnomnomnom

I may have to go and get Sunday lunch at the pub...

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

arf

sheep don't like sundays i guess:(

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

haha

extinct flightless duck likes this

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

Cool

I like duck-billed dinosaurs.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

splendid

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

would

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

baaaaaa!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

sheep has poo-ed a heavy handbag as counterweight!

intelligent sheep

(

mr spoons, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Yay for SCIENCE saving the day once again!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

hehehe

Saved!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

glad you like

it's an appreciative pic, not a criticism :)

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

nice handbag

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Hahaha

Hoof rot is bad there this year then.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

hehe

now that's evolution for you

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Stupid guy.... Alcohol abuse is never good for a joke.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

what was he doing with the hamster?

getting rained on?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

aw sad hamster

*gives it yummies to cheer it up*

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Just a quick silly

(

..wil, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

silly dog. although a willy would have been funnier.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

It wouldn't have worked with a CDC

and if I'd used a real one the board nazis would have bumraped me.

(

..wil, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

this is true.

I may soon post a picture of a pair of boobies i just drew.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Oh, that'll be fine!

;)

(

..wil, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Silly dog, there is no meat on hand

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

That's why he left it. :p

There was plenty of meat on the rest of him...

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

that's right.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

'He' had very slim hands and unusually long nails...

(

..wil, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Well I for one wouldn't be seen dead without a manicure...

;)

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

You silly!

It's something I've never had and always been curious about, I don't even know what it entails...

(

..wil, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

You forgot dog

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Him?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Them?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

Us?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

silly dog, that's a nice clean bite

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

you forgot these: silly dog

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

well spotted

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

Silly dog. Ice cream is tastier

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Awww! That's super-cute!

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

haha

aww he looks so innocent

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Foolish canine, finish the job - it'll be finger lickin' good.

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

It seems to be giving me a look saying

"You're next"...

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Wow that woman's nails were really well manicured..

funny how I thought of that first :D

(

Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

nice

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

Hahaha!

(

..wil, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

Hah!

Smack my bitch up.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

i made this when i was drunk last night for the gay shift

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

It is like they have never seen a rabbi before

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

id do the same, ive never seen one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

some drunk chick sat on my lap and asked me if i was a rabbi, fuck she was a class act.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

did you reply "hoi hoi" ?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

the pissed fifty year old scots guy that was fondling her breasts put me off saying anything.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

"och aye me laddy"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

don't remind me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

"eat that last bit...or no walkies"

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

hahaha

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Spanging pans at the ready

...Noobular Bells

sorry

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

I have too much of a headache to look at something this blue

and such dancing letters

*adblocks*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Co-codamol sir

Also, get of internets

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

I just took some ibuprofen

drank some coffee, and now I'm drinking some coke

I really should get off the 'nets though. Trying to do a design and b3ta's not helping ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

The coffee and coke wont help either :)

I am trying to rewrite a song, but b3ta, last.fm and napster are getting in the way. I am on a my buzzy high, so can't keep my mind anything :)

Oh and the new series of drawings I am doing and the design for my Queens tiara

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Cool, what kind of drawings?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

The deaths/furnerals of Medieval kings, got 20 to draw done 2 so far

When I am done, I am going to sell them :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Sounds cool

You should think about making them into a tapestry ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

That I could do, in fact they would look quiet nice as a tapestry

I wonder what an exploding body would look like done as a tapestry

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

which one exploded? henry the 8th?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Henry VIII was a Tudor

William I exploded at his funeral

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

I can't really tell the difference between history periods

but i did enjoy reading the story of an exploding fat bastard.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Nelson nearly exploded, his body was so full of gas that they had a job getting him in the coffin

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

hahahaha what other amusing tales of a exploding dead people from history do you know?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Those are the only two that I know of

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

An exploding body?

Pray, tell me more

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

He died some miles away from where they were going to bury him

So they put his body in a barrel to preserve his body. On the day of his funeral they took his bloated body in coffin the Abbey, (For a funeral the whole thing is kind of funny), the previous land owner started a fire outside because the monks hadn't paid him the rest of the money for the land. Williams son had to pay the guy so he would sod off, and then when they came back to do the service his body exploded and everyone had to leave to due to the smell.

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

i was going to donate my body to science, but now i think i want

my funeral to recreate this event.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

You can't help but laugh at it, I wish I could go back and see it

I would be pissing myself with laugher and then legging it before they kill me :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

imagine if his funeral attracted as much attention as princess di's

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)

hahahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

*groan*

took me a minute :D

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

aye :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

WOULD

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Coooorrrrr, she could suck your balls out through your cock with a mouth like that

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

haha!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

yea baby!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

this is game,set and match

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

concert pitchur!

woo!

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

lolrofls.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »