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[challenge entry] Afternoon all.....
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/9585222
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# bindun
police
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Could not be arsed
to look at them all.... thought it may have been
the other one is way better anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Oh, nonsense, yours is cool!
Looks like you used a different source?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Zombie Movie Vector blogspam.

CFB (B=Blog)
I don't usually like doing eyes, but this one came out pretty good for me (if I do say so myself)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Agreed! Veh nice.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# i didn't realise it was
sexeh time!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
#
I wish I had lower-eyebrows, that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Why, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Sandra's Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# This is very cool.
Sometimes I wish I could cry blood on demand, it'd really help me make a point.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Well she goes on to vomit up her intestines,
so I don't think it's something I fancy doing.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# very nice
still loving your work *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Why thankyou sir.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# credit given where credit due!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Wrong


But arf...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Watching t'cricket I have come to the slow realisation that I don't so much want to see England do well as Australia do badly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# is that still going?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# It is.
I sense that you are a big fan.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# it is more my incredible lack of ability
to get excited about anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# yeah cricket matches generally last about
3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Schadenfreud....
I'm staying quiet as I don't wish for keb/-\b to beat me up when I get out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# mwhahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# At nearly five an over.
It might happen anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# nah i haven't beaten anyone up for years.
I ran into one of the people I used to thump. He's now two inches taller than me and in the labor party.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Trade union brusier, eh?
Ah, the choices we make when we're young...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# worse, he's taking the pol sci degree approach.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Oh Christ.
One of those "I was in I-raq once and the children played in the streets with gumdrop smiles" and "If you look at this youtube video, it explains everything about my politics I can't be bothered to learn" types...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# don't think he's ever been to iraq, he may have got to broken hill
he wasn't too bad really.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# well after years of watching the opposite.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# What are you talking about, there have only been 3 ashes series in the last thirty years
1981, 2005 and this one. And this one hasn't been confirmed yet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# from the australian persective there's only been three in the past thirty years as well
2005, 2007 and this one...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I concur,
I wonder if this series matters more to us or to the Aussies?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Thats way more accurate than the real one will be anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Is it just me or have the recent new waxs works at Madame Tussauds been really shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# i apologise...

You should too...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# me pls
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Yes please A.L.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# It's a menace
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# No bridge, fake
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I wish there were tiny helicopters.
That'd be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Great
shadowage! Clicky click.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Oh shit!
Mosquitos have evolved rotors!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Dragons Den, here i come!
(kidb Not any more, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Why delete threads?
Do you have no edit button?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i accidentally posted
but missed out the image. i thought i had pressed cancel before it posted.
my ninja speed is somewhat lacking.
(kidb Not any more, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I see.
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Limited edition paedo model.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I do not understand the image, can you explain it please?
It appears to just be one of these:

www.babymonitorsdirect.co.uk/digital_video_baby_monitors/swann-digital-video-monitor.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I'm guessing under usual circumstances babies don't have a sleep button.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Aha!
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Took me a sec
Filename helped. There's sleep button:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# a bit too subtle for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] .....Being the adventures of a man whose interests are Germans, parrots, silly walks & "SHIT, I'm LATE!!"


De-RIS:- www.imdb.com/title/tt0090852/
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I'm sorry, Strauss is a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Ok bud......
RIS?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
# the third reich was the name of the german empire under hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Yup, I just don't get the STRAUSS bit.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# i believe pedantichrist is refering to the jolly game of cricket at lord's
and a foolish decision by the english captain.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# It is not really that foolish,
but it is a nuisance for us who want to see some exciting cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# johnson being twatted to the fence isn't exciting enough?
recall that not enforcing the follow on means a day four takings...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Isn't that an oxymoron?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# no it isn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# He did not force the follow on
when I feel he should have.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
I'd never even heard of that film, but I want to watch it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# It is good
if slightly creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I think he was more insane as Basil Fawlty TBH.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# But there was less headmaster/pupil sexual tension.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# A Point to you.......
......I forgot about that.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Black Knight FTW :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# i get me coat !
(redflame, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] have this...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I'm rubbish at film posters.
Please tell me which one this is a reference to, so I can appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# the
Accused
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *googles*
*appreciates*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Happy Saturday b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# MUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

gnibbitt!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Nicely :)
Is that a relative of Beaker on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# that's Tidyup
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Fuck yay for Stoppit and Tidyup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Good Morning Miss Rosa.
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# alreet.
annoyed tho cos i can't find my magic usb stick thing that lets me illegally download ds games and play them. i'm bored of the games i have.
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Not bad.
Just watching the cricket and off to the pub shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Every time I saw this cartoon I vowed to keep doing it
and to make as much mess as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# WOGAN TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Much lovin!
For stoppit and tidyup! Made my day seeing these fellas!
(Just a girl., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# You're quite welcome.
Now click this link and have a joygasm...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pbIriBC60U
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# This makes me happy
*very clicked*
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning All.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Arf.
Why are so many of the film posters and DVD boxes in Google Image Search in French? It is almost like Waterloo never happened....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# perhaps it should happen again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Okey doke.
I will meet you guys at Dover at 2pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# oh oh oh can I go frog bashing as well?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Actually it was a fucking brilliant film
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I am afraid to say I am lost on both film references....
EDIT: Checks the filename! Ah, I get one of the references now :D I actually watched that the other night for the first time. Fucking brilliant film I thought. Gandolfini was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :)
I read that as the fate of Man City is on the line

and chuckled

in the loop indeed!! If they do fuck all this season again, how the rest of us will laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Are you gonna reply to my gaz?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# GET OVER IT DUDE. NOBODY LIKES YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# :'(
But it was me responding to him :'(

You're such a jerk MrPineapple :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Nyahhh.
We all love you really.
Have a cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# You calling me fat now too?
Man, you're such a jerk :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# i wish i was fat for the same reason shane warne is fat
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# He has started commentating for Sky Sports over here.
He is very good. We had him, Nasser Hussein and Russel Crowe in the box yesterday. Very surreal :)

Also, 196-9 :D

Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *glees*
what time is it starting today? I think i might need to go to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I still don't quite understand why we wouldn't enforce the follow on?
Too much of a risk us going in to bat again now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i don't see that it's going to make much of a difference
either way, it's going to be approximately a 200 run lead to England.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Well yeah,
but say we go in and bat out today and till lunch tomorrow, leaving 450, 500 for you to go at, it leaves a lot less time for you to just hold out for the draw, which would be a massive blow for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I don't think australia have enforced a follow on since india beat us after following on
teams are scared of getting bowled out chasing 200. it's ridiculous.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# bullshit it's 204-9.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You should be ridiculously immaciated right now then.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# i am shrinking, slowly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yeah go pineapple
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# You can shut up too Crim boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# go chew a bollock!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
gristly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Sorry geezer
The phone keeps going, gaz sent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Heh! Now that I'm de-rissed, I can appreciate this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# DUDE RECURSIVE MY CAR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# This was the prequel to The Matrix, right?

/edit: hey, isn't the one on the right Vimod?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Ha.
And the next one in is clearly Wilmer Valderama.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Dude, where's my cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# shibby
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Beethoven BC


Click for bigger (150 kb)
(grandpabutton, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# oh hai
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I'M FALLING THROUGH TIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEE!


This doesn't normally happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# give me your goggles. now.
Great stuff. and weirdly it looks as though you're singing Bad Religion

are those atomefabrike goggles btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# also: internet, look at this poster
i can't think of anything I could add to it to make it better, www.uncp.edu/home/rwb/cabinet_caligari.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# You could make the title legible?
It's actually fearsomely good :)

If we're thread jacking, then, hey, internet, look at this freakishly badly photoshopped picture and the butt-kissing comments below. Are they bloody blind or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is the kind of thing the Transport Police release footage of
"An aspiring young model was killed today after posing on railway tracks. Her high heels got caught and she was unable to free herself in time."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
#
Her high heels got caught A comedy villain came out of nowhere, wearing a top hat and tails, and tied her to the tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# then along came jones?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I would violate her....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# is that a ladyboy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Never mind the genitalia, look at the leg!
Does she have a left thigh that's twice the length of the other one, or is it just dislocated?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# so she walks with a bit of a limp...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# A limp what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# boobs
and a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha :)
I saw this film recently down at my local indie cinema, they showed it accompanied by a live band. fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I like that Tom O.
I was in a coffee shop near my house the other day and I ended up sat in there just watching the walls for an hour as they have loads of old movie posters on the walls. This reminds me of them, so you must be doing something right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I'M IN UR SHOP, WATCHING UR WALLS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Actually
They're custom machined by yours truly.
Linky: sinbox.org/?p=34 and www.flickr.com/photos/21138021@N06/sets/72157619078382624/
Though atom's are mighty awesome.

"Dead I am the one, Exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula"
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I love you
will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Depends
on how many sausages you own, personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# There's a packet of six in the fridge...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# frankly one is too many.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'll settle for stalking you then
*stalk*
*stalk*
*stalk*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# blimey.... thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Are you going forwards or backwards in time?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Hee hee! Cool!
Very steamy punky goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# tad on the large side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# True.
It hurts my inner webtoad but I haven't laid my hands on a copy of imageready since highschool (when I was but a fledgling b3tan). This was just maliciously ripped from the ripe womb of an avi using some odd specialty utility downloaded hastily off of tucows.
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Falling upwards through tiiiiiiiiiiime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Aghaaaa
imagine falling sideways through time...
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# We might end up in Indonesia or some shit like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# This is a bit deep for this early hour
and a mild hang over
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# That's probably the jetlag

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] On reflection, this was funnier walking home from the pub last night.
this was funnier walking home from the pub last night.
(Astatine, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# ahahhahahahahahahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# why so serious??????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# he shits on his own balls
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# he has balls?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# balls dylan.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# relax and enjoy life: "balls"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I'd like to see this in the style of a carry on poster
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Actula el oh el here
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Gyllenhaal IS The Rumpo Kid
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *giggles*
Woo
(Captain Weirdo I'm not lurking, I only pass by occasionally, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# splendid!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Made me spit on my monitor, let alone my hand
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I'm liking this very muchly
Oh yes by crikey, very muchly indeedly.

Clicky, clicky, clicky, clicky...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
# oh hai bob dylan
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# youcan call me robert zimmerman if you want
or "an asshole"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)
# i had a dream where i explained to you that i was named after you even though i don't really listen to your music.
you said "that's pretty okay" and then my dad entered the room and started going on and on about how hot eastern european women are. then the phone rang and i woke up.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
# hey man its okay
i dont even listen to my own music

i suck DICK
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I was playing mario the other day, and when bowser showed up on his flying egg. I have not slept ever since
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# i was playing mario in the 60's with weed
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# bob dylan, could you please tell me what my future has in store for me?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# my future is bleak and empty.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# your future is the same as any other future for anyone and the future is just like this:
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# the lemon tree will wither and die and you will find yourself at a fun concert being the only one dancing like a total dick
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Where's the orange?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# you fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# just out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# turn the pumps to full power!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
# computer fuck
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Lossy compression resizing and illegible fonts
you really spoil us
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)
# it's like an almost completely copycat style of another b3tan whose name escapes me at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)
# mr stupid faggot idiot face?????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# probably.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I want you to act as if nothing has happened...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Haha

I am going to do this too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# it's good advice
if you're capable of taking it

how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# yeah star wars sucked dick
i mean like if there was a dick star wars would suck it

star wars just sucks so much dick

star wars: "it sucks dick"

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# star wars:


1. sucks dick
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# yeah man that leonard nimoy eats chode
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I liked captain kirk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# too much lens flare
I fell down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# star wars thats no moon the force is strong help me obi-wan may the force be with you i feel a distupance in the force i find your lack of faitth disturbing these arent the droids your looking for
han solo sucking his own dick /////////////////////// captain ahab
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I burnt my neck..I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Maybe...
all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# like a sound you hear
that lingers in your ear(s)*

*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)
# oh hai bob dylan.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I think I might have nightmares about
George Lucas presenting
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)
# 'Arold!
Awesomes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Fnatastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)
# You dahty ahld man!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Yays
Great thing to see first thing:)

Have a dirty old man right back atcha



'ningles all. Does anyone know what I did last night?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)
# yeah:
www.b3ta.com/board/9589888
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Does anyone know what I did last night that I don't usually do?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
# you spelt bumrapes correctly :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# well it's second nature.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:47, archived)
# Hahaha this is what the compo's meant to be! :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:48, archived)
# BUSEYS!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:53, archived)
# hahah nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Haha
@:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Oh well done!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Haha nicely!


I'm at work way too fucking early! 'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)
[challenge entry] You're only seven days away
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:28, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And that woman still scares me...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:37, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)
# See this is what I thought the compo spec was.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)

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