"Harry, you are a bastard child""I'm a what"
"A bastard"
("A bastard"
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:48,
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Oh Hai Madchuska.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:50,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Movie Mashups - The Next Generation"){kind=small}
You've got to ask yourself one question...
Click for bigger (124 kb)
...Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya Ron?
immense...really, thats a good lol. Too bad the film was crap...
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:32,
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Hahahanicely done.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:55,
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Excellent work.Though, there's a bump near the end of the animation.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:17,
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I know.I spotted that. So I'm going to say it was done on purpose.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:19,
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Have a trouser trump for your troubles. Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:25,
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ClicksI am a novice at shopping, can you recommend a "Tesco Value" photoshop package that I can play with to see if I have any skills?
(
The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:25,
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I don't really know to be honest.I use Macromedia Fireworks as it's the one I learnt on. I don't know or have any others.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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GIMP?Paint.net for extreme basicness
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:28,
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Paint.netQuite simple, but you can get loads of add-ons from the pdn forum if you feel like going crazy.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:32,
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^ThisWorked well enuf for me.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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The Usual Muppets(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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i go past a sign pointing to the horse trials every day,
i must go it sounds great
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:59,
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I can't get the kickstart theme tune out of my head!Arrrrghh!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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Fuck! England might actually win a game of cricket! epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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Is that terribly unlikely?I'm not well up on Cricket, but I seem to remember some hoo-hah about some ash one or two years ago. Same, but significantly less hoo-hah, for the womens team.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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Well, we managed to draw the last test out of shear luckBut actually have a chance at this series... the aussies have got a younger inexperienced team compared to the english.
But typical englishness is to expect a loss! :D
(But typical englishness is to expect a loss! :D
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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I can't agree with this conclusion.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:12,
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Pfft. Lost heart and couldn't be bothered to finish it properly.
quite well done*couldnt see what there was to finish.
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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Hello F..F..F...Forest..... do you want to p..p...p....play a game? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:24,
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RUN FOREST RUN!!!*bear trap to the crotch*
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:26,
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mancock! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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*zip* Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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Pfffttt...That looks like a cock, only much smaller?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:12,
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She don't look muchbut she'll fool yer.
that's my firefly quote for the day
(that's my firefly quote for the day
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:20,
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One giant leap for mankindOne tiny example of manhood!
Clicks - Hard!
(Clicks - Hard!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:11,
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7 Shape ... bring me sunshine!
7-Shape Vector Eric Morecambe (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
whahey!and its my b3ta day , bonus
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:55,
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Hoopy Kandul Daye! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:10,
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Hoopy isn't used enough. FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:14,
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yay ! and thanks lovley peoples:)
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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These are just bloody brilliant:)
( Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:56,
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I'm buying this RIGHT NOW!Brilliant, ta for the heads up aswell :)
( Jorvic,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:57,
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This is superb.*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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Fabulously expressive as always.*clicks*
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:05,
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Quality viewing!oh, and WICKET!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:50,
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haha, Ponting has such a bad record at Lord'sI'm sure his list of things to whinge about is increasing by the minute
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:51,
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he is 131and has 85,000 great-great-grandchildren, one of whom is called Gus
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:04,
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Not worth iz own threads?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:45,
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pffffthelo bom i liek all ur nucleers lol.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:43,
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nice one :)
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:11,
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that's a great image you've made all by yourself discomeats This canoe,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:23,
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Uh ohI can hear the sound of boots.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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This is the downside of size 13 steelies:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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Don't apologiseFAIL-FAIL=WIN
erm
(erm
FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:38,
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In the words if the Two Stupid Dogs cartoonThat's cute BUT IT'S WROOOONG!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:25,
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Stomp stomp stomp..... nazi's approaching! epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:26,
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Why haven't you compo'd it??
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:26,
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We should have an extra button'too shite for the board'
:P
(:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:03,
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Too much potential for abuse.Like the image of the girl on the 'phone.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:15,
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I know you've abused her you paedo! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:31,
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THAT'S A REALLY COOL PICTURE THAT YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNETalso:
edit:
right, let's explain some stuff.
1. b3ta is a board where people post stuff they made themselves, not any old random shit they found funny (that's what b3ta.com/links is for)
2. you should embed your images by using html
3. read the FAQ Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(edit:
right, let's explain some stuff.
1. b3ta is a board where people post stuff they made themselves, not any old random shit they found funny (that's what b3ta.com/links is for)
2. you should embed your images by using html
3. read the FAQ Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:27,
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So trueit must confuse them, not surprising really, the FAQ clearly did.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:33,
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ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:28,
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Weirdly this image has been on the fridge in this house since last year...
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:38,
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Oh dear.Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:41,
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That's fantastic.It makes me think of Robert Crumb.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:56,
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B. Kliban, a genius.:)
See also:
(See also:
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:02,
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Ahahahahaso marvellous
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:17,
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Apollo 14 crew drew dust cock "for a laugh""We got bored with golf. We made it so our footprints between the lunar module and the scientific payload were the jizz", said cock architect Edgar Mitchell.
"It was well funny", he added.
("It was well funny", he added.
the ghost of last tuesday,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:08,
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THE MOON COCK WAS FAKEDYOU CAN TELL BY SOME OF THE PIXELS
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:11,
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ffs that is all bullshitthe shadow is only weird because of the way the light hits the bellend. Why the fuck would NASA go to all the trouble of faking a cock on the moon it's obviously real.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:12,
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Damn commie conspiracy theorists. FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:14,
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I'll just leave this here......I think it's a valid question.
(
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:21,
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I would say yes
And this is not worth its own thread :-)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:25,
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Hello good sir(I just used the version of the image that I posted on my webcomic hence the copyright stuff still there)
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:54,
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*glees*Although he may get in trouble for using a motorbike in public parks, not MOT, no vehicle tax and not wearing a helmet.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:29,
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His head IS a helmet. Sortof. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:38,
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not wearing one though.He's being one.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:40,
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oh yes VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:42,
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Lance!Noon
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:44,
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I like the way your mind works :)
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:53,
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i dunno but id sell my fucking granny to have one
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:03,
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haha, that film just made me want a big mac epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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May I possibly suggest for Sir.....
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:37,
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I am drooling like you wouldn't believe. Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:44,
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I'll be right over.;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:46,
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Oh, I intend to...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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=:OI'm of out shortly - I plan to try out a brezel shop nearby nom
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:49,
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oooOOOoooo!Sounds nice.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:02,
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Oy!Please explain that joke down there. It makes me scared and sad.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:05,
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What? Road Koans?;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGrasshopper! :D
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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I'll bet it doesn't look like this when it comes out of the box!(is that a real burger or a render, or a fake up like big macs?)
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:55,
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I'm guessing that the burger up there ^ doesn't come in a box. Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:00,
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Gah!Mop, please....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:01,
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McDonalds could never produce anything like that.It's real, and I'm pretty sure it's served on a plate, rather than a box.
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:00,
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So it's been said. Sometimes on a block of wood, too.
Chez Gerard FTW!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:05,
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Hahahaha!You bloody hooligan!
:D
Edit: Steak is only served that way.
(:D
Edit: Steak is only served that way.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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I have to say raw meat isn't particularly appealing to me.I like it _just_ cooked through.
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:11,
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Ah well, each to his/her/it's own.I'm quite a fan of the raw stuff, meself - Oysters, Steak Tatare, Sushi etc.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:13,
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I had a raw oyster a long time ago, never tried raw fish sushibecause I don't like fish. Don't think I like the idea of a raw beefburger.
I saw a dish (on tv) that was beef strips marinated for a long time in an acidic solution I'd give that a go.
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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I saw a dish (on tv) that was beef strips marinated for a long time in an acidic solution I'd give that a go.
That sounds rather nice.I recall a recipe doing beef in Japanese Rice Wine, that'd be a good one to try.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:23,
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the thing I'm thinking of is called bo tai chanhhere's a recipe on foodgeeks tinyurl.com/d7wpjr
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:27,
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Great Stuff!many thanks for that.
Edit: Is it also the practice to call Coriander 'Cilantro' down under, as well?
I'll need to check my Donna Hays....
(Edit: Is it also the practice to call Coriander 'Cilantro' down under, as well?
I'll need to check my Donna Hays....
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:33,
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not that I'm aware of, not unless coriander is used to mean different thingslike "shallot". ed: i can't decide if it's flat parsley or coriander in your roast beef pic.
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:41,
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Most prolly Flat Leaf Parsleyor some Roquette-related nonsense.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:03,
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thats not raw! its supposed to be ready pink in the middle for the taste....try it, you won´t go back!
Here in spain the chefs refuse to cook it completely brown as they see it as an insult.
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:18,
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Here in spain the chefs refuse to cook it completely brown as they see it as an insult.
When my wife and I were in France she asked for a well done steak at a small town bistro -the waiter almost had a fit! She settled for medium, but the waiter did finally explain how to order well done - just rap on the table - you want it cooked until it is as hard as wood...
(mine was a perfect medium rare, BTW.)
((mine was a perfect medium rare, BTW.)
tubaman,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:37,
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That's not food though.That's something that's been hacked off the corpse of an animal.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:11,
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Oh dear.An unbeliever.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:15,
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HahahahahaCOME OVER TO THE VEGETABLE SIDE!!!!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:36,
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:DOh, I'm already there. there just needs to be meaty goodness as well.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:47,
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Depends on the store and the person making the big macSometimes they look good,most of the time they are wonky
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:01,
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It's the 'special sauce' that makes them sovom-worthy
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:03,
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Oh, I agree.get it plain, and then, once home, add any/all of the following:
www.malikstores.co.uk/product_details.php?item_id=536
(www.malikstores.co.uk/product_details.php?item_id=536
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:07,
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The "Big Mac Sauce" comes in one of those things you use to put the stuff inbetween tiles inIt's pretty tastey, just some pink garlic mayo or something. So Probably garlic, mayo, ketchup
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:08,
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Jesus Fucking Christ! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:10,
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It's the combined look of anticipation andfear on his face that makes it.
:)
(:)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:16,
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oh he gonna eat that burger, oh yeah:D
I want a cheeseburger now
edit: it's the whole roll of kitchentowels and the gallon jug of water that really finish off the image
(I want a cheeseburger now
edit: it's the whole roll of kitchentowels and the gallon jug of water that really finish off the image
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:17,
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Nothing exceeds like excess, eh? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:24,
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No that is obviously scrummy foodWhat does that have to do with a big mac?!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:10,
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It's the London Underground sign that does it for me ;pSometimes it feels like the Central Line is going to Coney Island
(
Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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HehHehHehHehHeh*Click*
This is one of those ANNOYINGLY simple ones that's funny & makes me ask myself why I didn't come up with it.
Good one.
(,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:46,
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This is one of those ANNOYINGLY simple ones that's funny & makes me ask myself why I didn't come up with it.
Good one.
Poor guysCrotches like transvestites.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:46,
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hehGrowing old is having to explain to someone what a 12" was in a pub
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:46,
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