Always good to use up your allowance for the tax year
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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I'm just putting this here for Lord Kronos
coz it twatting well deserves it - proper R(yan)O'FL courtesy of Lord Kronos... :o)
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PS I'm unsure of the b3tan-tiquette of posting up someone else's work coz it was a fitting post to the main thread even if I give full credit to the creator of the work.... so feel free to rape me if I haz dun a bad....
(shoomsLook just cunt the fuck off will you...,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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I seem to remember someone mentioning setting one up a while back.
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:59,
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Sadly my strawberry yield was halved this year by a rampaging jamnog:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:56,
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did he fall on them? hurl on them? or 'water' them?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00,
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He trampled them in his attempt to scale the wall.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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I think..
I am growing Alpine Strawberrys - the pop up everywhere, but are tiny. Whenever I notice them they are always a bit manky too. :( My harvest will be planted soon...I may grow sprouts.
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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I believe that the native British strawberries are tiny too, a little under 1cm cubed.
I remember picking them as as a kid in country lanes.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:09,
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Same here..
Though it was on the cycle track. They may be native - my garden was a ungardened for a couple of years at least before I got to it, and I still wouldn't call it cultivated now...
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:12,
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This is a perfect example of why I came up with the idea of e3ta
Everytime someoneput something food related in a thread the thread was massive.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:20,
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(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:53,
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Not really.
There's loads of things you can do. You could have all the salad you want in about six weeks. Obviously things like tomates take longer but you can buy the plants already grown. On the inside of a sunny window they'll grow rreally well.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:50,
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I will make sure I have decent window sills
in the new location. Need them for all the plants, anyhow.
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00,
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sounds good
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:01,
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Shame you couldnt come yesterday
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:13,
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yeh i was dissapointed
just playing safe, thought i was going down with something, got early warning rash that i'd picked up a virus or something was amiss, may still be but....
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:16,
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No worries, I'll probably be up again to go to the cat place...
it's a bit of a mission, drove 300miles yesterday, but well worth it! :D
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19,
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(VieuxConAigriis French, throw rocks at him,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:43,
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A valid point, but you need to take on board the following:
Sozan asked Elder Toku, "'The true Dharma-body of Buddha is like the empty sky. It manifests its form corresponding to things -- just like the moon on the water.' How do you explain the principle of this corresponding?"
Toku said "It is like a donkey looking into a well." Sozan said "You put it in a nice way, but you were able to say only eighty percent." Toku said "How about you, Master?" Sozan said "It is like a well looking at a donkey."
i mentioned before i've been messing perving on a webcam chatsite of late, anyone up for a b3ta page/room, cam up and chat and confuse the bejeebus out of one and all, i'll set it up in henry's name.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:27,
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linked to a live stream of someone's ferrets quite how that got into the female 20-45 search filter i don't know, but at least there was no chance of being arrested
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:37,
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(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:34,
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ignorance is no defence
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:38,
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It's done me well for the past 38 years
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:41,
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My dad asked me how old I was the other day
the cheeky git
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:43,
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Pick an age that makes him into a 8 year old father
See how long it takes him to work it out
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45,
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We were both quite pissed
I think I still had enough to wit to mutter something about the Falklands war which visibly momentarily threw him
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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That's not too bad
My old man used to keep calling me by the wrong name (as well an not knowing my age or birthday)!
'ningles all.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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Not to bad?
You would think not having to ponder which fucking decade is reasonable for your old man
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:52,
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The prize goes to the local council though.
They have decided that they want to do some work on the pavement outside. I've just stuck my head out the window to see what the noise was and they've completely sealed off my front door on the busiest check out morning of the week!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:56,
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hahaha good job :)
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:05,
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Hahaha
Good luck mate
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:06,
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haha
wait till they dig a hole and put a sign with an arrow pointing down on it saying way in, watch the buggers trying to burrow their way in.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:10,
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Hahaha
Or a sign saying, 'Back to Australia.'
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:18,
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a hole appeared randomly near bondi in the middle of summer
So it was probably the english trying to escape.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:21,
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Hahahaha
Some will even make it out of Bondi down to The Cross but not many.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39,
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mine's the same
he usually rings to ask when my birthday is
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:49,
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me too
talking of which i got banned from a chatroom thing yesterday for going in with the greeting what ho! the young bikini clad lovely thought it was an insult and banned my arse, you got to love the yanks.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:43,
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hahaha
You're such a playa, playa
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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not any more
far too risky, i'm on too many fbi lists as it is, getting through hard drives like no one's business.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48,
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Have you drifted out of the arena of the unwell?
Or is the plague still all about you?
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:42,
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reckon i'm going to live, i'll see ya later
i promise no tongues
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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Morning fella
Could you jog my poor memory as to what your house number is?
(Bryan DamageCheese sandwich?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:44,
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178
but don't tell anyone, there's a lot of wierdo's on the internet
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45,
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:)
morning!
(Bryan DamageCheese sandwich?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:46,
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good morning to you sir
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:50,
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44
I better do stuff like get off the internet and have a bath and some breakfast and stuff ;)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:50,
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I should be on the road.
I've yet to drop the dog off at the parents'.
(Bryan DamageCheese sandwich?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:53,
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i saw a pic of your missus, wouldn't say she looked that bad
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:54,
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pfft
(Bryan DamageCheese sandwich?,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:56,
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Who knows
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:06,
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Waiting for ms. mediocre to come out of bed, so that it can be breakfast tiemz.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:21,
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Morning
& to ms. mediocre if you can hear this (which you can't obviously) Get out of bed & make mr mediocre his breakfast! he is a hungry b3tan & needs sustenance to abuse kittens
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:25,
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Haha I'll tell her
Gots me som' eggs and bacon and toast. And kittens.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:26,
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I need your ning tram to wake me up
MAKE IT SO
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:07,
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It's a bit late, as I was having breakfast
;)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:52,
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His this been done?
I could never finding him on the harder pages..
(Squishtasticis having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:43,
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Oh! i found him!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:44,
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! d/-\dE>I
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:53,
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AgH!! I am backwards!!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:54,
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That's exactly what your specialist told me once?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:55,
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I believe it's a rare condition.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:00,
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Everyone in Queensland has that condition. Its not rare.
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:09,
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my mum must have passed on the backwards genes.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:16,
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there was that ultimate page
where it was all wallys/waldos, and the true wally only had one shoe :D
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:43,
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shut up you
I'm not THAT old.
(Squishtasticis having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:44,
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next thing you know you'll be doing jigsaw puzzles with your teeth in a glass beside you.
:)
edit: and your birthday was four days ago! /prostalker
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:45,
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I swear the urge to learn to knit kicked in post Bday
Maybe I am getting old..
(Squishtasticis having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:49,
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how close are you to needing a blue rinse?
:P
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:54,
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Laugh it up Mathboy
I'm still hot for and old broad :D
(Squishtasticis having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:57,
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given that the woman I'd most like fuck (out of people I know) is about 45. "hot" is a standard not difficult to acheive.
and my lovely long locks are rapidly greying.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:59,
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a jed is in bed
and the bed of a jed is the softest of beds in the world it is said he makes it from pom poms he grows on his head and he's sleeping right now on the softest of fluff completely exhausted from growing the stuff
(Spunky McPunknot dead yet,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:07,
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I have to admit
I spent a minute or so thinking 'Jed who?' but then I chuckled :)
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:51,
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(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:00,
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no the tax man wants to take all his hard earned money away
like the money he made from flipper.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:04,
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flipper is a slut
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:06,
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there was a rumour that a bloke at sea world was sacked for having a sexual relationship with a dolphin
the dolphin was apparently very depressed afterwards :(
BUT FOUR HOLES!!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:09,
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dophlins will sex anything
especially in captivity where they get pathologically bored. the US navy dolphin handlers are just that, to keep them happy, a quick one of the wrist at least twice a day
'real' as in real paint? they're acrylic, on 10x8" canvas boards. I'm pretty pleased with them, considering i haven't touched paints since school [a looong time ago now] and was never very good with them even then. but my new flat needed some pictures on the walls and i'm poor so needs must!
(Seventhis somewhat subdued,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:28,
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Yep, that's right. Real real! Your painting skills are way above mine!
(JimbuktuSee? Right here,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:38,
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i was thinking green!
the first one was originally going to be green, but i picked up the red instead of the blue and got orange... thank you muchly for the nice words!
(Seventhis somewhat subdued,
Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:26,
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