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# .
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I very much enjoy the orientation of this photograph
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# YEs, this!
It's quite clever
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Reginald D Huntar on HIGNFY is fucking funny
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
# .

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# This is ace
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Gah, forgive me for being a bit slow
but where did the original photo come from?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# his movie
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick, flick his dick
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
Time for Doobage?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# their vagina collapse
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# It is always doobage time
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I'll second that...
Third if needs must
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# That's one heck of a fast travelator
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Is it the Generation Game?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# It's the travelator from Gladiators
^like what he said above
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# are the adverts normally lined up with the escalator?
this confuses me
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Flash Gordon
Flash Gordon Brown
Not a giant amongst men
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# BRANT

the milk, it is sour
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)
# D:
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# oh, he didn't... AGH HE DID
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Truely deep and cutting satire.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# He might want to get that tumor on his thigh biopsied though. It looks nasty.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Ah, the return of the master satirist.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
# HAHAHA
What a cunt that man is
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Gordon Brown has a small willy
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# yet he himself is a massive cock.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# TWAT!
(You, not Gordon. I've still not forgiven you for spamming the links board with your shite).
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# you're the next ben elton.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger litter tray
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)
# and a JCB for a litter box scoop....
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der der diddle dee!!
Ace!

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# heheh
catodile
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahah
He's not scared, he's just fetching a net and a towel for the kitty.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hee hee hee
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
:) kitty's hungry!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Shark fishing with live bait is :(
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)
# AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# i like the amount of rock present
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] This is destined to be an Olympic Sport!!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Twat it!
Woo!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Oh my god
I got FPd for a random early morning post :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)
# go you!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Never underestimate the power of boinging!
Woo you.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# yes!
It was my dream for Bulletball and/or Bulletball Extreme to be an entry into the B3ta Kitten Sports challenge.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# the only problem I am having at this point
...is getting the 'Bulletball Rap' out of my head :(
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# my sig won't help
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha :D
I would love it if it did

There seems to be a nipple flying around kitty
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# nipple, yeah
I should have used a darker color...

JASC's Animation Shop 3 automatically re-sizes a graphic element to fill the frame when pasting a selection. I filled the corners with dots to maitain scale when pasting. Long story short; it was a rush job.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I was thinking
there was a laser pointer encouraging the cat to swipe :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# there's a YouTube video of a woman teasing a cat-in-a-suitcase with a pencil
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Animation Shop 3 is the best
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# PUSSYBALLS!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Does Sammy Davis Jr like pussyballs?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# It would appear sew

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
You missed the word 'cunt' out
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hello mr krinkle
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh, but I did
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# aaaaaaahhaaa
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Fuckin hell!!!!
Hahahaha!!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Best thing I've seen today
although its been a a shit day
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# LIES

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# THAT BEAVER EATS TACOBELL!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Gidget the Taco Bell dog died a few days ago :-(
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Did someone drop an anvil on its head?

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# It's a hammerhead cat.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# He is a judge and is about to sentence the dog to hang
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Make it stop
with hammers.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Hahah wut?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# After attending Bugjam this year.......
I bought an old VW Scirocco as a project. I'm thinking of going down the 'rat look' (stripping all the paint, exposing the rust and generally making the outside look as beat-up as possible)to customise it and this is one of my ideas; what do you reckon?

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Sciroccos fucking rock, so anything you have planned gets my vote.
/Ex-'82 Silver GTi owner blog

Edit: Make it over a la the police cars in RoboCop. I always liked that look. OCP logo on the side n' all.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# nice one!
I've got an '87 Scala 1.8; it's not in too bad nick but would cost waay too much to bring it back to it's former glory, so may as well just focus on making it run well!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Scala, eh?
Get you with your flash body kit n' everything!

Nice car, sir. Bloody nice car.

*wipes tear* There's my beauty (one like it anyway) ovredsson.com/wp-content/scirocco-gti-8v-83a-0321.jpg
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I think it's been rolled at least once in it's lifetime...
. the driver's side a-frame hase been bowed-out slightly and there are scrapes accross the roof; still it runs without any probs!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I totalled mine on the M1 going north by Scratchwood Services
Full 360 and backwards into the crash barriers.


In rush hour traffic.
Walked away with only mild whiplash. I owe my life to that car.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# jeesus, that is lucky!
Having said that they are just solid steel and girders haha
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Very true,
The rear end was nearly 2 foot shorter afterwards, and the wheels completely shunted, but I was still able to drive it into the services.

:'( My trusty steed.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# VWs are built like tanks
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# and thank the lord that they are.
truly.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# :(
*hugs JPG*

I can't drive, saddest loss of my life.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Thank you, mate.
Having a bit of a moment here, apologies.

I'll never forget the view through the windscreen of three lanes of oncoming traffic. Jesus, that was fucking scary.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# bless you...
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# i saw the word "scala" and i got a nerd-on
then i realised you were talking about cars. *sigh*
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Love Scirrocco's...
There's a guy around where I am who has done a Mad Max Interceptor paint job on his. More suited to a Mark 2 Escort but still looks cool.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Oooh!
That sounds rather good...

"... the last of the V12 Interceptors"

;-)

Edit: utter fucking class....
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# V8 !
not V12
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# It's a while since I saw the movie...
My humble apologies.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I think Max
had a Ford Landau. For the record, like.
/knows cars blog
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
#
It was a Falcon. Coupe version of a family hack with a V8 used for modified street car racing, with some modern looking bits attached.

www.xbfordfalconshop.com/
www.aus-ford-uk.co.uk/html/xb_falcon.html

One of the film cars shows up at car shows here quite a bit.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Don't forget to install the 1980s 14 inch portable television in the boot.
I must admit, I don't really get the "rat look" but full credit to you for a good choice of motor to do it with!

Edit: Surely the most tempting transformation would be to make it into a Back to the Future Delorean?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# It is an acquired taste
but i think it makes a change from 'bling' and the whole pimp-my-ride rubbish that still seems to be popular!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# It's at least twelvety times better
than just another maxxed up Corsa.

I'm sure half of the people on here frequent BarryBoys as well...........
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# looks like a DeLorean
cool design
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# ta!
Gonna do a few before settling one one; also got an idea for the back to the future delorean, a fire engine scheme and a UN troop carrier
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Get one and put a fucks com pasa on the back seat
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hello, in swear ants, I have modified my car. Yes. There is a fake bimb on the top of it.
Should look good when you finish it
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Nice one
I knew a guy who had one - he had a row with his girlfriend (my landlady)
and with a head full of coke got into his car. I stood in the way hoping he'd
get a grip, but he just revved up and tried to run me over. Later he wrapped
it round a lamppost. Bellend.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# nice
I can kick it a few times if that helps.

what's that on the roof?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# the Rat look is lush on VWs
My camper appears to getting that way as we noticed today paint peeling from the roof.
And if your in the south east ish take it to the London VW show at north Weald. You can run what you brung.
I can't as we can't get the bus started so it may be new car up there.
And nice sketches.
EDIT I should have said north Weald show is tomorrow. What a mong.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# im not sure about the torpedo on the roof of that car
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# just a tad white supremacist
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# looks cool
but i would avoid trying to paint rivets down the side as that will end up looking tacky, but rat look would be cool.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# can you not convert the doors to gull wings?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# shit cars
don't forget to kill off the moss in the window sills
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# tool.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
# you'll need several if you own this piece of crap
Oh, I see. You used to own one but totalled it. I suspect you may be the tool in question.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)
# And you'd be wrong on that, too
Double Bonus! Do you want to go for the hat-trick?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Clearly your experience of this vehicle and mine are somewhat different.
*ignores*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# That#s a fantastic idea
But perhaps some sort of Waffen-related jet engine in place of the bomb?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Whadya mean, another ten lengths to go?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Swim kitty swim!
Woo.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
# "I like this"

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Awww
Lully :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "and now to the diving..."
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
:(
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I seem to be killing all the kittins in my pics!!
I hope there isn't any shrinks logged in!!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Pls dont hurt da kittehs kthxbi :3
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# ^ needs more Ronaldo
/controversial footie comment blog

;-)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# He's been looking at B3ta

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *fecking huge LOL*
You bloody beauty! :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Thanky :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Whoa!
It just got bigger!

/thinly veiled innuendo blog
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# hahaha, that is still great to watch
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
best 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction ever ;)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# HAHAHA!

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# awww...

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Eep!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)
# \o/
I want this on my gravestone, looped forever
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# ಠ_ಠ
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Aaaaawwww,
shame on you!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# fighting the poon army?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Arf!
Just make sure it is definitely poon first though....
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'm good either way ;)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Bi-Sexulol!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha poon
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# the best photoshop evah
hmm perhaps not the best photo shop evah
it is probably slightly better than most of mine :/
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Ha.
When did doctor dyslexia start working for The Daily Mail?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely, sir.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# ;¬)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# 7 Shape .... “Be kind whenever possible … it is always possible.”


7-Shape Vector Dalai Lama (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# *shakes hands for 10 minutes*
;)

Woo Sir!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I remember that ....
dennis pennis perchance? or was it Bonzai? One of the two.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Banzai :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Excellent
as always!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# woo
edit : yay hoopla
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# He is a cunt.
I like your pictures, but that man is evil.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# How is the Dalai lama a cunt and evil?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# .
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# .

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# .

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# JESUSBUM

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Better than that annoying Allahknee!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# RACIST!
I bet you don't even buy fair-trade DO YOU?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# No.
Because the coffee is shit and twice as expensive.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Piginnnnnnngggggg!!!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# if you cant beat em
incredible freebase
7,600
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Haha,
that'd clear your piles!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Oh yes

I'd ask you to continue, but I have to make dinner now
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Ha.
Nice one Dario.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Haha

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# A win is a win!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Each pic more seamy than the last....
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha,
looks reet pissed off.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# oh dear
he's not spent enough time on his rowing machine
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# ...


wasn't sure which of yesterdays pictures to subject you lot to, but, well, sod it, this is b3ta i may as well go for broke.
anywho, from here on, possibly a teensy bit less frequent.
procrastinationathon.blogspot.com/2009/07/experiment-comes-to-head.html
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Fleshooks
argharghargh
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# oh, i like this
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Argh! Fuck! This is scary good
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# D:
it turns out if i just randomly dig about in my brain for drawing ideas its only about 7 days before i get to the ARGHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK layer.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# DIG DEEPER
KEEP DIGGING.

:D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# meh
I've shagged worse!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# It's like you're fucking skeletor
"Im gonna fuck you to castle greyskull, then I'm outta here"
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# sounds like a job foir he-man!
*grabs bowl and scissors*

EDIT: oops, it be pub o'clock! 'bye all!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Grimley good.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Corrr, Lovely as ever :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# WHY?????????
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# he'll never talk
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# :(
I just wanna know why he wanted to know if there were sheffield b3tans about :(
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# let it go, bro
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# It's gonna eat away at me until he tells
The cunt
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# He's fucking wit yo mind dawg!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# hehe, ta
though maybe "lovely" isn't quite the word you were looking for
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# To me it is
But then I am odd :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# its a vertue
i should get off to my pub evening.
have a gooden earl. :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Have gooded too ms :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# She looks as though she could do with a Pukka Pie.
In other news: National Lampoon's Vacation is on soon! :D



(One of my first attempts at animation :-s)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Haha cool

I think I have that on DVD somewhere. Watched it a lot as a kid from a betamax tape. Know every single line, I think.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# What the hell is going on there?
Some kind of cage on the outside of the armour?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# haha damnit don't stop just because you hit some kind of gore point
you can go into horror art now, which i love
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# don't worry
the bunch of sketches i did after this are going to form the basis of something, i just tend to like to keep my gore a bit witty.

so it'll be a cross between that and this:

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# SHIT!
I ate an apple seed before!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# uh-oh
if it bares fruit, i decline in advance.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
I just hope the roots grow down, that way at least i can taste apples all the time!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# hehehe :D
Love it
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# we sow the seed
nature grows the seed.
then, we eat the seed!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I shouldn't like this
But I like this.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I'll also pop in this work in progress
But it is more work than progress!


Another few hours required, methinks...
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Only horses
Thats Kim Cattrall before her makeup call... still would though!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Very appealing

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Should...
...always be careful which puzzle boxes you play with.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# LIKE!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Direct from the Hooker1uk Crude Rip off department
We present the YO GABBA Gabba Sex Toys


*our LUB1 Dispenser only supports KY or Vaselene

sorry for this shit i had to get it out of my head
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Yo Gabba Gabba is your kid's TV on Crack!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# too right
although the missus thinks the "DJ" looks like a straight gok wan
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Your missus speaks the truth!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# whereas i think he's one of fritzels sex slaves
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# i've been awake since midday.....yesterday...
i'm rather fooked.
how are you snuggle bunny?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Meh,
arm still hurts. However, I am nearly finished Season 3 of Oz which is Ace :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I have all 6 seasons to get through :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Aye,
I have the last 3 seasons downloading for viewing. I watched some of it when it was on TV, but due to the lateness of them showing it, I missed a lot I think. It's still fucking ace. I've watched the first 3 seasons in about 5 days :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I got it off btjunkie :)
I seem to remember an episode were some fella got TUNC tatooed on his forehead, could be just me dreaming though...
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Possibly.
Not happened yet though :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Haha, lube dispenser FTW
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# if you use unsupported lube
you become goatse
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *orders eleventy*
the old sex dungeon could use some new equipment
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# i'm not allowed any more
since the slaves got out
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# WHAT!?
it was you who let my slaves out?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# oh noes
yours escaped too. NOOOOOOOOO i was going to buy some off you
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# i think they may be hiding
in either the chamber of ghee or the seamhorse stables
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# well if there in the ghee
they will be well lubed up for the double fisting
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hey! those are MY slaves!
payment before fisting!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# a free toyset with every fist
oh and a free webcam show for the evening
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hmmm
your proposition intrigues me...
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# i tried to watch this for the first time this morning
really if i'm honist its probably not much more insane than sesame street (the animated segments of that anyway) was.
but good god they could really use a better quality of puppet.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# It is wonderfully dull and crap
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Deep inflation buttplug!!!
Hahaha!!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# TOOT TOOT
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I like very much.
*clicks*
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I either build this or a coil gun.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# On an elephant?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# elolephant
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Build it
but with piston valve not slide valves...
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# A coil gun sounds awesome.
I say go with that.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# BUT THE OTHER CHOICE IS A STEAM ENGINE!
ARGH!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I cant build either, because as a soon as I start building one
I AM NOT BUILDING THE OTHER :(
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# STEAM
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# combine the two
and build a steam-powered gun
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Interesting.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# the way forward is sometimes the way back
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# If you're looking to go back the way you came
then the way forward will become the way back.

*meditates*
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# i like your steam-driven slushie machine
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# This is wonderful!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# JESUS!
Perpetual motion! your gonna be a billionare!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Lovely :)
The shade of pink and blue remind me of the rubbers (erasers!) we used to have in school.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# excelent
*click*

then i spoil it by posting the shit above sorry
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# >:(
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# it's ok it does come with a free lube/spunk rag
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Sold.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# that'll be $eleventy ninteysix please.
creditcards orders line 01582666666
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
Is this Science? I like Science....
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# STEAMSCIENCE
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Steam Science!
Best of all the sciences! FACT!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# This is good,
I would like to see more schematics
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE BLUEPRINTS
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Good
I could help with the construction.

As long as construction meant standing around drinking beer then rum
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I WILL STOCK UP ON SWEET HATS FOR YOU TO LOSE.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# GOOD
THEN THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# EVEN YOU CAN'T MESS THIS UP
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# what does it do other than explode and kill everyone in a 50ft radius
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# IT ROTATES THE WHEEL ON THE BEARINGS.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *TRUNDLETRUNDLETRUNDLE TOOT TOOT!*
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# you must have been piston about with that image for ages!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# You seem to be under a lot of pressure to produce puns.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# it's all coming from my big end
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Impressive piece of engineering.
*Clicks*
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Is this an actual graph of how a steam engine works?
*Strokes chin and pulls 'interesting' face*
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# yes,
here is another representation of the same engine
static.howstuffworks.com/gif/steam-labels-a.gif
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# PISTONS!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I like your fart machine.
I mean, apparatus.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Happier Days.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That's purdy!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Thank you, injured chap.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# :D iyebeo huwdndw dehuedw!
That's injured for you're welcome ;)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Is this a Terragen 2 creation?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# It's a bit of Vue,
and thank you!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# needs more photoshoppage
OOPS EDIT: I just realized it was CG
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# st louis
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ...was a finalist when they were choosing a place to call Hell
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# That's a wonderfully back-handed compliment...
:D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I love vue
it so pisses off ufo-tinfoil-believers-in-every-fucking-video-on-youtube-o-hypen.

:D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Ooo, luverly!
:)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Rock lobster!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D
Like it!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# rock monkey is the stongest monkey
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Anne Zappa?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# great googly moogly!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# That's rather worrying...
:)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# MAybe she was trying different styles to blend in?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# this one upset a few folks...
last time I reposted it

(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# *makes the water turn black*
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Mariah Carey had REALLY let herself go.....
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# gah!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# meh
I've shagged worse!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# that is frightening
:-)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Yup...........Sure is.
P.S.

I like the sig. :-D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# no, no, no.....NO!!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Shadrach


(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Shitting hell, the Moranis is looking more like a Nazi out of a Indy film
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# not long now, it looks good
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Haha!
I'll be 34 on the day it's released :)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# you shall enjoy it!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Best birthday present EVARRRR!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Some cats are on the pitch - they think it's all over - IT IS MEOW!!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I said that out loud before I even read it!!
Nicely :D
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha,
and thank god for Russian linescats ;)
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# This made me smile.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Lucy Clarkson

Been sent loads of wallpapers of this bird... who does she remind me of?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hitler?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# cue someone with a hitler tash template
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Does she have a six-speed box?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# flappy paddle shift i think!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Peewee Herman?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Barack Obama?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Lucy who?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Something about Hitler.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# James May?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Timmy mallet?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Max?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I'd give that headroo.......
Ah i cant even be arsed thats too predictable a pun!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Helmuth Von Moltke?
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I've just found some cds with porn on them
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Have you got Dolly Does Dallas? A quintessential classic.
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# No, just a lot of badly compressed mpegs and avis
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Mel Gibson!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# would
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# paper bag
A good shave and a paper bag and i DEFFINATLY would!
(, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

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