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# *starts a wild rumpus*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I still want to read that book.
But my sister never got it :(

Wonderfully wild :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# can't you get your own books?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I could, but I'm lazy.
I get my mum to buy me my Pratchett and Paine.

I may just go into Borders at one point and sit in the kids section and read them books until they tell me to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# mr chickenshit speaks again!
just kick them away or scare them by showing your scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# It's like 4 quid!
give Maurice some money and stop buying nonsense geek books
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Thomas Paine isn't nonsense geek book :(
And Pratchett is only mildly nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# almost finished with Guards! Guards!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Huzzah!
One of the most epic of the Night Watch serieses, is The Night Watch, it's wonderful seeing Vimes' past.

But Thud is also wonderful.


THAT'S NOT MY COW.

THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMUS.

IT GOES HURRUUNNNGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Mort
'old' one day fly to the young one day fly

" That cow was much closer in my time"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahaha.
I don't remember much about Mort, except the basic story line and the tarot cards.

"Death can be a good sign you know."

*lays down several more Death tarot cards*

"I think we're beginning to see a pattern."

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Thomas Paine, 18th c. revolutionary?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Yup.
I'm reading The Age of Reason, I like his thinking :D

I've also got The Rights of Man, but I've not started that yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Goodness.
I've heard he's a bit erratic in his principles and showed distinct signs of just enjoying a good revolution more than anything else, unlike, say, Edmund Burke, who supported the American revolution but got cold feet about the rather nastier French one. Still, fair enough, good nerdery.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# The Age of Reason is all about him not liking organised religion.
But still saying "I believe in a higher power."

He seems to say that he doesn't like organised religion because of how it deceives and is deceived by itself, though he mentions a pious lie where he says some people realise that religion is shit, but still do it to help others, while others just use religion as a way of persecution or self delusion.

It's very interesting :) And that was just in the hastily written first part, where he didn't have a bible to refer to. His second part is after being captured by the French revolutionaries and freed again. So then given access to a Bible to use scripture to help refute rebuttals against his first part.

It's all quite facinating :D

He also says how a religious experience, such as something being revealed to someone, is personal, and so cannot be easily tranferred to more than one person. So anything a higher power says to someone, is then just hearsay when they then say it to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I was thinking the same....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# they're all dicks...especially him!

can't wait for this film to come out :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# This fills me with all the right kinds of glee!
Stil one of my fave kid's book. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *is not familiar*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Where The Wild Things Are
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# great book and hopefully a great film
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--N9klJXbjQ

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Oooh nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# *clicks*
Answer of the day, my fine fellow

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Cornwall's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Norfolk, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# You make my heart sing
bah. W*rk :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# G - L - E - E - !
absolutely spankingly superb! :D i love this book so much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Oh FUCK
It's wednesday, I knew there was a reason I unboxed my wacom at the weekend :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# made up superheroes today
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Save me! Save me!
Anal Leakage Boy!!!

EDIT Also made me think of this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# haha!
save me with your special curly arms, unawareofthecomicpotentialofhisshapeman!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Beware, he can cast a web with his eye(s)!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# some say he hides a purple crown
beneath his hood!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# he's a dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# :D I will finally join in with one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Exactly,
I really wanted to draw something this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Coz you wanted to box to put kibble in?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Woo!
This is wonderful. In other news, I'm looking forward to seeing the film adaptation by Jonze this year. Whatever people think of him and his career to date, the very fact that someone like him has gotten the oportunity to make a film like this is very encouraging.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# the front one looks familar.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# you are the greatest artist ever.
:D *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# funkin' awesomes :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Lubbly.
I can make out Rob, but who are the other b3tans?

Almost forgot:
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I don't know where that's from, but it looks great, sir

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Max & The Gang.
Genius, sir. Genius..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Awesome
Just simply awesome ;-)
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Practice not doing things too anime-ey


How are you all this damp morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Dampy with an occationly dry mood
NEGRODRAWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Tracist
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# don't be so pencilly correct
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# IT'S BLUE YOU RACIST FACE :P
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Drawing a negro on blue paper is against the Convention off New Hampsire 1876
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# ALAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# moist! yourself?
and woo, good skillz :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# My furriest pussy was out in the rain earlier on.
But after a bit of stroking, she's dried up.


She got trapped in the cellar yesterday when she followed me in. Silly kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I started wanking on the first two lines.......
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# PHWOAR :)
my lady and i had to rescue next door's kitty last month cos he was walking around in a downpour like an eejit :) why do they do it?

when we move i think she might try to rescue him permanently :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# D'aaaaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# About to quit my job \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# call them all Dicks and storm out :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I like that
I'll have to phone them. Oooh, I could fax them
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# fuck yeah!
gorranotheronelinedup?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Not yet
Got a bit put away to tide me over until I do for a day or two
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# daring! but cool :)
i have precisely 30 days til i tell my boss to go shit himself :) and then work there for another month... ok maybe i need to think that one through...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Bake them biscuits with your message!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# much better than that shit anime style that everyone does
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# This makes me feel like reposting this

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# nice.
I like damp.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# The house doesn't.
I have to paint where it gets damp.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Yabba Dabba Doo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# he's a dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Is this the theme of the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# yup..you dick :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# You're the dick... dick
Dik-dik!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# you digck!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I'm sure
they based Watto on a DikDik
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# haway fred! woo!
(isn't that where his nickname comes from anyway though?)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# it is
i hate cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# i don't like cricket
i love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# :D
i just wish my mind hadn't taped over all of its dance moves with bob fossil's as soon as it saw this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I knew what that was going to be before i even clicked on it :)
and THATS why I don't like cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Dick
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# :D
yesssssssssssssssssss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# haha :D
strange, anyone else getting this?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
#

Delayed from yesterday cos I was working on another Dot Zombie game.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# they're dicks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha
This is an early post for you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I love this story arc JJ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# god It would be annoying living with those squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# But they are geniussssses
I'd get them to build me a "weapon of unimaginable destructive power"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I'd be happy with a candy floss machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# But if they built a candy floss machine
It would double as a "weapon of unimaginable destructive power"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# And be super fluffy awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Board games are for losers
I dont do anything unless it has an iPhone application
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ALLAH APPLAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# BEHEAD THOSE THAT INSULT APPLE!
there's an app for that
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Meh
I totally keep out of the whole pc/mac thing. I like them both...and occasionally use Linux on the side. Hurray for virtual machines!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *posts picture of Muhammad using an iphone*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Isn't his name Muhammed? Or do you already pointing out the madnes behind the religion ?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# .......because having an iPhone doesn't make you a dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# It makes me the KING OF THE WORLD!
I dont have an iPhone, I have a 5 year old mobile that was given to me when a friend upgraded
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Nice :D
Remember to check for traps! Constantly!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Ah the old favourite...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# wtf
I don't understand any of this
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# There's a teeny bit of back-story you may want to catch up on...
www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=1
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# jeez it goes up to 561,
do I have to start right at the beginning?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Totally worth it. Go on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Odd time of day, huh?
I do hope nothing sexy/disturbing happens.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# the three muskewho ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
# They're building the Eiffel Tower...together
with glue and fucksticks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Dumbest, surely!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# This fills me with many kings of teh fear!
'ningles all.

Yays I got a 24 hour suspension from World of Warcraft!


EDIT: Oopsy missed off a woo. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)
# So, er, those Kings of Fear
exactly how are they filling you?

GAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# 50% custard/ 50% otter sputum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
# World of Woocraft?
is that a rejected name for b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# World of Wankkraft
...how did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Well aparantly telling someone to fuck off in a public channel,
even if they were spamming their services and even though there is a swear filter that can be turned on in the game, is threatening sexual violence!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)
# so you have 24 hours to clean up your life and make something off your life
...what will you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Sit in the corner rocking like a Romanian orphan.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# hold your hand up
you might earn some gold
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Damn, they'll suspend you for anything these days
I once made an all gnome guild called "All Devs Are Bellends" and didn't get so much as a warning
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I did see a guild name called Hanging With My Gnomies.:)
I've actually sent a polite email to them requesting a transcipt of what I said that caused offence.
I've also explained that I will happily admit to swearing on a public channel and make sure I keep my language in check in future but to imagine the same person accusing someone threatening sexual abuse within the company.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Appendages potentially increased in length?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
# OMG MIND-RAPIST!
seems strange that they haven't implemented naughty chairs so that instead of banning someone, for the next X hours he/she plays he/she just has to sit there getting pelted with poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah the stocks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# No work for you today then..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Work?
I've heard this word used before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# In hushed tones? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Yes
Like the one the doctors use around me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# they're dicks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:40, archived)
# they're silly willy's
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hahah!
ningles all!

well this is fun - it looks like thames water and TV licencing have set up direct debits without my authorisation and stolen £500 out of my account between them. My bank has been very helpful, but now is the time to start making shouty noises at thames Water an the TV people!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
# 'ning stevoid
...make 'em bleed

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# nings flop'!
I will, oh how I will!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
# fight the power!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:53, archived)
# no it's not about the power
what power?
The power of voodoo
What?
You do!
Power of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
# peace out, maaaaaan!
ning Prod'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:57, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I've seen the water of the Thames
it doesn't look like anyone could ask money for that.

TOO BROWN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# have you been running your TV on water?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I've been running my jesus on water

Had an outboard motor installed and all. My jesus is now the fastest jesus in the pond.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Was it the 'Savior' edition or 'New Testament' one?
it makes a 54 horsepower difference

btw Chris Cunningham was phat, did you went?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Nah, we had some people over for a BBQ ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Damn you're social skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# your Jesus is a dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# this is splendiforous :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hello again

Why not click for a bigger version? Well?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:04, archived)
# ...because that leads to...beards?

Nice one though. I think there should be two presents.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)
# HAIL KING FUT!
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)
# I for one welcome our Fut overlord
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Fut's a dick!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Bloody 'ell where you been hiding.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Under the bed
It's cold there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)
# I'm sorry
I may have confused you with a potty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:37, archived)
# all hail fut!
according to wikipedia, midge ure's kids are called Molly, Kitty, Ruby and Flossie. what a wasted opportunity!

i'd've gone with man, then ord.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# OVERALL RATING: 3/10
 


NOT ENOUGH SHARX
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Not enough of them? Perhaps they've all gone to the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 6:51, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE ON-LINE: 4CHAN GOES TO THE MOVIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:01, archived)
# Is that just /b/ or all the boards?
Might be amusing, but very difficult, to try to include all of them in one go.
Or pick a few for each entry; /b/ plus /po/ would be Paper Moon etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:13, archived)
# I don't know, I've never been on 4chan
 
too much porn/anime/furries
but I like some of their memes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:22, archived)
# MOVIE POSTERS AND 4CHAN, THERE MUST BE A PAEDO JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE
 
GOD DAMN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:24, archived)
# OH FUCK YOU GUYS
Just got a 20 page pdf explaining how my life got
seriously fucking ruined. QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT QUIT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)
# ¿QUÉ PASA, HOMBRE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Flu antiviral authorisation vouchers.
Abysmally stupid process-orientated shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
# I only visit now. I've not played there since /n/ changed.
Not exactly protesting the loss of the news board, but my interest sort
of died without it to draw me into posting on the other boards.

Yeah, a lot of fur shit and nasty porn. Not a place for the squeamish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:32, archived)
# SHARX!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 6:54, archived)
# DAMMIT SHARK I WAS JUST MAXIN ON THE BEACH
WHY YOU GOTTA BE A DICK ABOUT IT SHARK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:00, archived)
# I watched that movie last night, it was shit
but it was still better than the sequel, which I happened to watch on the weekend

there was a stabbing but it did not make up for the conspicuous lack of sharx
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:02, archived)
# also it seems I am not the only one who was disappointed
blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/eballard/2005/04/01/open_water_copy1.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:13, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:57, archived)
#
how the fuck did a sharx get hold of enough money to buy a knife? Plot holes much?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:14, archived)
# no there was a stabbing in the sequel but no sharx.
 
DO NOT WATCH IT, EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:22, archived)
# or as an imdb review puts it,
"No sharks, no boobs, and a crying baby. What more could you ask for?"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
# A stabbing?
The producer, writer and director for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:37, archived)
# that shark's a dick!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Haha I just watched that film this weekend

As a diver, I'd say it's realistic, but not scary
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)
# 4chan, b3ta
Similar names, very different places!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)
# fuckyeah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# SHARK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# LOL
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Is he wanking or is he playing with his seemingly invisible fishing rod
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:11, archived)
# naughty
naughty naughty naughty
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:24, archived)
# damn trees, always laughing at my rod
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:28, archived)
# well, you do insist on whipping it out when they're around
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:41, archived)
# WHIP IT GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:38, archived)
# WOMAN'S MAN
NO TIME TO TALK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:39, archived)
# /FOOTBALL THREADJACK! ..POWER UP YOUR COMPLAINTS!
fantasy.premierleague.com
leaguename: B3tards
Code to join: 573020-126407
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Now you can have the comfort of home wherever there's 240 volts.
cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Rustic-Craft-PF448-Electric-Fireplace-240-Volts_W0QQitemZ350221000978QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item518acc6112&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:41, archived)
# I've got 240 volts as does most of Australia/NZ
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:44, archived)
# In a parking lot. Maybe an alley. It could be any place with 240 volts!
cgi.ebay.com/16mm-Film-Mentally-Retarded-are-Like-Other-People_W0QQitemZ350220952382QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Film?hash=item518acba33e&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:50, archived)
# CHINBALLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Would he be eligible to play Brendle Showdown?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Ah, a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:49, archived)
# who is this guy? a swiss parliamentarian?
i seem to have missed one. he's very shoppable ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:53, archived)
# I have no idea.
But do a google image search for "Ugly Man" and he appears
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:10, archived)
# I don't think he's that ugly.
He has a kindly face.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:13, archived)
# He certainly does
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Yeah. jagaroth'n'Roll Baby. yeah.. woo. yeah
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
# RUN AWAY!!!...FAR AWAY!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Get naked!
whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Though I feel I need to apologise over this whole Malkovich business.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:29, archived)
# WELCOME TO ROUND TWO OF BRONTON'S BRENDLE
PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO OUR THEME SONG

IF YOU SCORED "BRENDLE ATTEMPT" OR "HAND OVER A BRENDLE" IN THE LAST ROUND, PLEASE INDICATE THIS IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS THREAD



PRESS ESCAPE TO PLAY

FIREFOX USERS - INSTALL THIS FIRST:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I got $150
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# i love you
...take a trip to brown town...
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I'M GOING TO STALK ANOTHER CONTESTANT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
# also here is round one for anyone that doesn't see it in the thread below
www.b3ta.com/board/9609682
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# I played round one and I got murdered.
 
DOES THIS DISQUALIFY ME FROM ROUND TWO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:32, archived)
# Technically no
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Sweaty Belgian last go, and Browntown this round.
I'm not sure I like this game. Although, I've made a small fortune renting out my sweaty Belgian.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
# I have to stalk another contestant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
# That makes two of us.
Consider yourself stalked.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)
# FORFEIT THE GAME :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)
# ...and just when I'd established a reasonable sleeping pattern,
My neighbours decide to wake me up by playing drums and doing their awful waily singing. What the FUUUUUCK? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)
# at 3:40 am?
that doesn't sound very considerate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
# That's what I thought, except with much more swearing.
They're normally really quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)
# BRENDLE SHOWDOWN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)
# BRENDLE SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHOOSE AN OPPONENT AND THE SHOWODOWN WILL COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Is there a list of possible opponents
or can I choose literally anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:55, archived)
# It works better if you choose someone who played round one
but you can choose any opponent
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)
# IMPENDING BRENDLE SHOWDOWN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)
# BRENDLE SHOWDOWN CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF OPPONENT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:27, archived)
# I would challenge,
but I think I'm in spoon...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:45, archived)
# I GOT A BRENDLE SHOWDOWN TOO, MOTHERFUCKER
 
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Last time i got Embrace a sweaty belgian
this time i got Dig a trench to bury a cow... :S
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Lose all Brendles :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)
# ME TOO, MAN, ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Stalk another contestant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Ooh ooh pick me!
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:51, archived)
# CHEST PUMP
THIS IS A GOOD THING
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# CHEST PUMP
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# STUFF A CHICKEN WITH PISS!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# make that
two of us.
(deanrobson, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Well then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
# i have no idea what this is
but i'm still giggling like a loon :)

EDIT: fuck it, i'm off to my bed. g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
# The poor beggar wants something bad !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
# just like fucking NAM!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)
# CAUSE FOR ALARM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# you just don't lead em as much
hahaha.. ain't war hell?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# haha where do you find these bizarre people
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# That am scary!
*orders nuke strike*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# I just keep seeing John Malkovich everywhere, man
 
NOW HE'S TRYING TO GET IN THE CAR OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Is that the Pink Unicycle Guy?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Man

or is there more than one looney guy in pink body tights?

(I have seen Pink Man many times at San Francisco area events.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I had no idea this guy was well-known
I found him on an unrelated image search.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I suppose one can't ride around major metropolitan areas on a unicycle wearing a pink unitard
for many years without causing just a bit of notoriety ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:18, archived)
# aahaha
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# the pink man is very nice but I can't help looking at the partial breat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Wow!
That man's foreskin seems to cover his entire body.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)
# glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
# FUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)
# oh my giddy pisscheese!
this is fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeee Haaaaaaaaaw !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
# ride em kittyboy!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# That ain't no bull . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# a bit lower, cowboy
you'll never get it in from that angle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Right . . . . and stick it in there for at least 8 seconds !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# 8 seconds?
that cat is easily satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Morose the rider !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
# morose?
send him here, i'll cheer him up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
# You know he'd love it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
# who wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Well . . . yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
# i'm just watching return of the king
for about the 28th time. i don't care if sam's a hobbit, i'd ride that hairy-footed little fucker all over middle earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Ride that wild thang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# indeed i shall
they're just sailing off into the sunset now, leaving all the crying hobbits behind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaw . . . one should never leave a hobbits behind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
# and now it's finished :(
i love that film more and more every time i watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Ride 'em catboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Mehowdy Boiy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
# i'm very bored, have a south park-esque self portrait
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Ruby Lips !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)
# that's my "slutty" lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I couldn't help but play with you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
i look like a female version of hunter s. thompson!
the funny thing is, you don't know just how close you are with those glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Then . . . I tried you in a dress . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
# hm
i look quite the party girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
# How about on banjo . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)
# oh, i love this one!
i seem to be better at playing the banjo than i ever was on violin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Fiddle sticks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
# pfff!
i have kongitis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# OMG it's Kelly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA&feature=fvw
betch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Shoes . . . full !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# i want shoes now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
# nice
also.. i am on 3 glasses of scotch
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
# then i should look much better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# laphroaig makes everything better :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# scotch is evil shit
leading to stomach pumps, alcohol poisoning, 2 days in hospital, the d.t's and the worst hangover ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
# have a beer then
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
# no sir, i don't like it
bacardi ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
# as lon as you drinking~~~~:)))
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
# yay!
aftershocks for all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
# LATER:
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# haha, fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
# "Cracking tits, eh Gromit?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Are you a land shareholder?
I have my deed to one square foot of the laphroaig factory lands!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
# yes i am
...only i'm up to several acres now :P
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# no thanks lol
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
# you know you want it really
don't make me post a pic of my boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)
# What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
#
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I'M SURE HE'S HAPPY WITH HIS ENHANCEMENTS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Yoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# breasting lara malkovich
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# oh noes , o hai!
(JoePesky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
# no
but making your own black puddings out of it is more than a bit creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# a breakfast of self indulgence
mm
(JoePesky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# what about combining it with hair, toenail clippings, and spittle to make a homunculus?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# as long as you train it
to dominate, then that's fine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
# *purge*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# lol
@ Casey Siemaszkio.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Hello yes.
TJ: Anyone know any good comic strip style fonts?

edit: That's a no then is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Comic Sans
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Why did I not think of this before?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# ^
Or Windings
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Edge'og beat you to that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# you tried just having a browse
around dafont.com?

i've never looked for a comic font there but they've been good for everything i have looked for.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I'm having a browse around now. Was just looking for suggestions.
I'll check that site out, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I have various free fronts of that kind:
Comic Strip
GoodDog
Eager Naturalist
I Hate Comic Sans
SF Cartoonist Hand
...all found on the web somewhere or other.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Eager Natuaralist eh?
Cheers, I'll check them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
# They all look like Kevin Rudd minus the spectacles
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# he's nothing without his spectacles
/doesn't actually know who kevin rudd is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# This is where google comes in handy. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# hahaha


Click for bigger (55 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# soft soft soft!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I chose the wrong week to give up being superman
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# haha!
now all he needs is a mixed grill chaser!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is mental
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# LOST IN THE SAUCE, ONCE AGAIN
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# IN SAUCE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# When you gotta go, you gotta go!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
#
fwap fwap fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# He fucking loves it, the slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
#
Rough
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# The chick pic I used is funnier
www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/supermarket-pee.jpg
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

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