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# MMmmmoooOO FrrrrrrrppPPP, MMmmmoooOO FrrrrrrrppPPP....
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Bloody cows, coming here filling our atmosphere with Carbon Dioxide.
Moo!*


*Woo!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Haha, I wonder if that actually works
but I guess you have to light the farts
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# There's a spark ignition in the end of the bagpipe.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# DANGER

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# fart power is the only way to travel :D:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahahhahahahahah!
*clickeh!*
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaah excellent!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# pfahahaha
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# YAY
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# YAYS FOR BALLOONINGS!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ARF
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hehehe that makes me smile

'ning you 'orrible lot
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahahahah! hey medi!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Heyyy

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahha! Ace, moley :D
sorry for the tj, but does anyone have any idea when the next donation icon period starts?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:D Lully!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# LOL
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.........
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# YES to skydiving animals...

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# nice spread
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahahahah...
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hmmm..
...there's something about that picture that is going to give me nightmares...
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# This is why ballet dancers* should stay locked inside the theatre

* male ones
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I drew a person from /talk


but it looks like hislop
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Top shop Ninj!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Ta Moley!
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# He's the simian Freebase
;)

The first air monkey is away!


(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Marvellous sir!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# RocketDog approves
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Weee, off to the office on our invisible skateboards!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :D
nice
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# The whole ministry is on the move
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Woo
I can't find mine.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ugh... I can't watch any of the ministry of silly walks sketch any more...
back when Zavvi was still open in Oxford Street, I popped in to pick up a dvd...

I was followed around the store by about 4 or 5 guys, all taller than me, dressed in suits and bowler hats, doing the routine, asking me if they could use my walk for their ministry.

They followed me ALL THE WAY AROUND, the fuckers. They were there to promote the release of the complete monty python box set.

edit: very WOO pic, though, Q4!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahhahahahahah
I laughed myself out of lurking and spat tea on my shirt, you cunt :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hehe! result :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Fuckers!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# how tall are you?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Did they follow you to your house?

And to your bedroom?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# your walk just isn't silly enough
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's silly!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Make it tile!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# no
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Now where did I put that cigar...
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahahah! :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hah!
Bill saves the day
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# large ARF
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Seeing the souce on the Beeb I couldn't resist

Bit Q&D but hey ho
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I bet he's in for a ruff flight
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# A fearsome beastie of the plains
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Crikey.
I bet it packs a nasty nip.
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# He'll have your arm off
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)
# It's controlled by a Japenese person inside it?
/casual racism blog
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Jim Carrey isnt Japanese
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# top shop
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahhaha, ooh, that's awesome :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Beutifully shopped
as per
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Nicely done
good shoppin'
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)
# cracking :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Very cool, sir

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This is very good.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# This is terrific!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Because you're worth it....

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't wanna be worth it anymore
:O(
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Mmmnnngggnngnngngn nnnggnngnggnggnng
You're worth it
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Also: oh hai dayshift
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Please forward all donations to "buy k3b/-\b his own tablet, school of maths and stats, Carslaw F07, university of sydney 2006"
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Thank you kebab :)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck? *runs away*
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Holy God
just say no!!!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# kill it with hammers
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Bloody Nora that's ace!

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Hiya sir!!
\O/
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Pete Burns?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Remastered and fully updated!!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Pfft!

Edit: Steven Spielberg is producing a remake of Harvey :O(
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I can't work out if The American film industry has plumb run out of new ideas or
just doesn't have the balls to risk new ideas as films, so is falling back surefire cash.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Seams fine to me
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Morning!

clickformassiveness
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Roooooooaaaaarrr
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# TIGERMONKEY!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# "and now, on BBC2, the new series of "Animal Cosmetic Surgery Hospital"
todays episode: Mike the Monkey, and his disappointment after he asked the surgeon if he could look more like a Golden lion Tamarin"
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Grrrrrrrroaaarrrr!!!!

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Tried to watch Grizzly Man last night for the second time and managed to fall asleep again
that fella was a mental
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Lion don't look impressed whatever animal body they are inhabiting
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# awesome stuff
:~)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# That is really impressive
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Angels and Demons would have been infinitely improved if this were a part of it!
Woo
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I for one welcome our Holy Dinosaur overlords!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Please
Enough of the 4chan stuff.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# reason unkown.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Hehe...
I hate spiders me :)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Well that's you off their Christmas card list!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# spiders dont celebrate christmas silly!
they are jewish
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Jeff the spider does!
His Chrimbo shindigs are legendary!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# They ought to be.
He has eight shins, after all.


Morning, board!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# but no spade
'ningles.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# he has accepted jesus christ our lord and savior?
and father christmas?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Spider Easter is diffent from ours.
...and lo on the third day he rose again from the plughole...
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# a he didst feeds the five thousand spiders and go unto hevan!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Have a pearoast.

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahahah! I know your not supposed to stereotype people, but
I usually spot a spotter - maybe one or two a month, at a few of the stations I pass. Those trainspotters really go all out to adhere to their stereotype...
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Spock Wan

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I had a horrible time trying to explain a facinator to the beardedwife
I still don't think I succeeded.

Woo!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# the leg bone's connected to the... foot bone
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# D:

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# pffft
NHS Direct
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:) *click*
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahahhah! office lols :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *cries*
now look what you've done
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Mate of mine used to live with this extremely elderly old dear. She had an amazing house in Hamstead and she'd been acting since about the 30's and still was acting when I knew her.
My mate had it made. Basically she got to live in this house for free just as long as she stayed in a couple of days a week to keep the woman company.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Did he have to service her
as part of the arrangement?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# She and no.
She was the mad old lady in that old gravy ad that is led away from the family Sunday lunch whilst telling her grandson, 'He's not your father. We never knew who your rather was.'
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!!!!
*clicks!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
love it!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# One of the most majestic sights in the universe
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# True!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# It's a Quagaar!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# \o/
Red Dwarf Woo! :OD
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# "Give me an R, give me an E, give me a D, give me a... Red Dwarf Garbage pod?"
I'm glad someone knew the reference :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# After intensive investigation, comma, of the markings on the alien pod, comma, it has become clear, comma, to me, comma, that we are dealing, comma, with a species of awesome intellect, colon.
Good. Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# what a beautiful sight!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Well, that was unexpected!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# This is how it happens
trufax!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
I'm working from home today, listening to Bach instead of ringing phones makes me a happy Maximinimus
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I'm not working from home and my job hunting strategy is now a bit bolloxed because
I'm on a waiting/on-call list to have some wisdom teeth removed...

But at least I have this to cheer me up
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha
marvellous!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# 4 KO's, 2 Draws and one little accident in the corner...
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
# He he!
Raging Bull(dog)?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# very nicely
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Ha! I knew this was going to be a Ninj.
Most woo as ever!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Thanks Crystal!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# An old one...
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Brilliant!!! :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# ACEACEACE!!!
:D


(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Here's a really old one from me....
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Bloody well done there sir!!
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D cheers

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oh, that's grand that it.

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# POW... right in the kisser!! :)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Beautiful.
He should keep a low profile though, they're still after him...



edit/ is your post coincidence with the one below?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Coincidence...
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)
# nooo not dogman!

(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Numero Uno!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Jeffory has really beefed up! I hear that stuff can make your twanger shrivel up.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hahahaha, marvelous :D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I would DEFINITELY NOT mess with him
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# yiff yiff grr!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# haha
the break dancing turtle in that video is awesome
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# nods :)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# oh noes
it's yiff time!! Wonderful
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I want that hat.
Ning All.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# 'ningles
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# nings Jeeves
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# this is clearly the best use ever of highlighter pens
hello b3ta
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Harry Trotter
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Lordy!
woo
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Nice work
*clicks*
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Thanks Darklord!
:)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahahah! Awesome-o-shoppage!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Ta Stevie!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Harry Potter the pensioner years!
I would watch that.

*autowoo!*
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I've got the video if you like.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# By any chance, does it have "Frost" on the video cover?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Shucks!
Thanks lully ;)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
FP this now!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Ooh ta Barge!
:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# delboylolz

Alreeeeeeeet pal?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Alreeeet pal?
On tonight? :)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# only if the wife keeps to her word and pops out
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# It looks like
a slightly deformed Charles Hawtrey
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# That's Michael J Fox's Grandfather!!
AICMFP!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)

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