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# Carnivorous plant 2

CFM
Carniverous plant #1

I am grateful to this guy for the tongue source.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Cowtongue plant? It licks off the meaty bits from its prey.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# godsballs!
triffids , no one make a noise
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# "Say it with flowers: send her a Triffid"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# heheheheheh!
edit: this new series based on Day of the Triffids the beeb is doing had better be good... But I'm half expecting them to make it in the same vein as all that doctor who and torchwood crap they've been doing recently... They'll probably make Bill a 14 year old, and show the triffids ariving from a space-time-dimensional rip or some such crap.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ooooh cool
scared the bejeesus outa me as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# that clicking noise they made was great :D
loved the book, when I was a kid, more-so than the series though....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Woo Triffids!
(Darth Penders, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Great! Have this pea from last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# heh heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Eep! Mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# nice tongue-action
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Wicked . . . it kind of reminds me of the self licking stamp . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# self-licking stamp.....hahaha.....best invention ever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# heh
that's rather subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Members of the Penis Corps on parade. Notice their impressive 'glans helmets' and 'battle cocks'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Bwahahahah...
My nose and mouth just exploded!! Superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *applies micropore and sticking plaster*
*dabs with TCP*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Aw thank you...
...that's much better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# There will be a whitewash
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Battle cock training....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# gotcha
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hope he lands in a sitting position
and crushes his balls!
(JoePesky, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
you've managed to make magenta funny again. Have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahahhahahaha! Magenta overload!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Hell bent for magenta !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# fan fucking tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# plonker honker
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# happy toas....
this is great. plonker honker is a serious disease which we should all fight together
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Honk if you support!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I drop my kecks
Pull out my wrong dong
And toot a sweet tune
Now sing along!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Is that to the tune of "Any Dream Will Do"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# is now

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I love Tarbuk too!

Of the Liza variety
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Parp!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# TOOT TOOT

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Blah blah bindun blah blah just bored
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Don't care if it's bindun.
I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Really nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I like it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# that's supremely awesome :D
well done that chap!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh and pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :D
Jessica Simpson does seem to possess one of those 'uncanny valley' faces. Or maybe it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# She sure do!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I'm she's got a valley
just not on her face
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ah, but is it uncanny?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Arf!
Silly Ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# G'afternoon all :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I think I might go for a stroke in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# It wasn't meant as that kind of stroke.
perhaps i should have added drool..

..perhaps not.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Having both hands clearly in shot might have helped.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# A stroke of your banana?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of a blood clott
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Do you have to peel a blood clot before you eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# No
just give it a good shake..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I suddenly started wondering

Just what are Bananaman's superpowers? Does he actually have any?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# he could fly, in a wierd, doggy-paddle sort of way as I remember...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Oh. That'll save the day for sure


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I think he's a bit like batman - just "KAPOW!" "ZONK!" "BIF!" stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# SOCK!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# heh, reminds me of
this
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# after 3 days, he'd turn black
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hehehe...
*pokes with stick*

Y'alright, lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# been better to be honest fella
been better. Just having a quick 2 mins dive in here every now and again at present.
/39 hours working so far this week since monday blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Sorry to hear that, sir.
May matters hasten to improve for you.

*offers soothing tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# cheers
/gone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *pats shoulder virtually*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Heheh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Three days? You need to buy fresher bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Wasn't it "the strength of fifty men".
"Fifty big men".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahahah
who did Bananaphalactic Shock Man?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Bennyhillslovechild
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# cheers, i laughed so much when i first saw that :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Pip enjoys Squirrlecide
With a big rusty spoon I'll bet.


Maybe Van will appear as a busty witch... or wench.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Smash the innocents! stamp on the children! kick the dogs!
I imagine Pip will get his comeuppance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahhaha, looks like pip is about to get utterly crushed and humiliated :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I think their plan is to join Pip and wipe out everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# oooooh... an interesting plot twist! :D
but can you join forces with the dungeon master player in a game like this?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# From my minor experiences with the game I know the dm can have a player character within the main team.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ah... I really don't know enough about it... the nearest thing I've gotten to D&D, aside from Eye of the Beholder and baldurs Gate (:D) was one game of Advanced HeroQuest that my cousin had set up; I played for 10 mins then got bored...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# im loving this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Sequential Art
is the best strip I have read in years and years and years.

Never ever stop doing it. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Weekly Wednesday Draw Off - Final Fantasy
Stupidly massive swords and spikey low poly hair away we go

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ff7 defo the best ff ever
woo pic too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# oh, POO!
Missed another one!
I may just go off and draw Fran for the hell of it though.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I started drawing Cait Sith
But I've been busier than I expected working from home :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# that is bloody ACE! top stuff, toasty!
and damit, I was gonna do a bahamut sketch last night...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# quiet today, everyone dead from the humidity?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# oh, I recognise that one.
beltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbeltsbelts
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Always...
66% here (Barcelona), it's like that all summer :/
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Having never played or seen a single FF game in my life
and been a bit 'meh' about the film,

This challenge didn't grab me.

Your drawing is ace though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Skies of Arcadia is better :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# best fmv sequences of any game, and some of the greatest character designs
well worth looking at.

I've never played the games either
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# this
fable and oblivion ftw
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I LOVE Oblivion.
One of my favourite games ever.

But the top spot has to go to FFVII. Glorious game. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# i introduced a friend to oblivion
i kinda feel baaad

dark brotherhood questline ftw, so much fun
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# That's my favourite too. :D
I love playing through as a sneaky archer.

Really enjoyed Shivering Isles too. Mainly for the characters. Like Big Head. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# i bought the game of the year edition and it had a bug :(
and i didn't have xbox live to download the patch :((

then when i got it for the pc, the lovely sequence at the beginning plays through, then it stops working as the actual game starts, NOT HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ^THIS - darkbrotherhood was outstanding... The party/gathering in the house was the best part of that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# YES YES YES!
best part of the game imo, the daedric god quests were quite fun too, especially the sheogorath (sp?) one
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# oblivion and fallout3 are awesome...
but Dungeon Master and Chaos Strikes Back are my top favourites... FFVII is up there too. Baldurs Gate 2 as well.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I started drawing the dullest thing imaginable
but got bored...

i recomended it to lady S for her DS and she loves it

edit how rude woo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# The dullest thing imaginable?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Needs more beaver.
And maybe a weaver with a cleaver.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# that looks quite interesting actually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I meant the rusty oil drum in the background....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# There's nothing dull about that
that's one fine automobile

I remember FF7 was the first game I bought for my old PS One.

I was asleep within an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# What is this?
An impromptu AGM of the Vauxhall Viva Owners Club or something?

The only copy of FF I ever owned never made it out of the cellophane. Before being sold back to Game.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I just love the fact that 70s cars had a bit of charsima
Things like Ford Anglias, Austin Dolemites and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Oh, I agree, but I always hated the Viva.
this one is my fave, but can't find a decent one for love nor money these days...



Edit: There's something rather classy about that wee beasty...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# My first car


What an absolute bastard to service (engine in the back).
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# shouldn't this be, y'know...
bouncing :D
(gtfomh, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I know you're not supposed to post old stuff in the draw off,
and this isn't entirely relevant for the time of year...



But I'm gonna post it anyway. ;)

Made for a Christmas drawy thing on another forum.

Very woo pics, by the way. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Oooh, I just scrolled down and saw this. I think I have one somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# And another from FFXII
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oh yeah, and this pathetic attempt at making a sprite
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Poo
got too much work on to play today :(
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# couldn't give a flying chuff about FF

played it on the ps2 and thought it was dull and utter toss!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# all rise
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# you might enjoy this
A woman's marrying a fairground ride. bit.ly/Sq102

Neil Gaiman has this to say: It's either beautiful or the stupidest thing I've read today
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Was he reading Neverwhere?
Oh okay, the article.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# haha =D
Neverwhere _was_ beautiful though.... :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# No, she is not.
She is mentally disturbed and needs help.

FFS.

Next up - "I'm a frog trapped in a bear trapped in a hot air balloon trapped in a fridge trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body."

/gives up on humanity
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# If this is remotely a real condition, the story certainly makes me feel better about my sordid series of one night stands with kleenex boxes
edit: good god
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I think they're on to something there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# she's supposed to be a woman? no offence, but no wonder she's marrying a ride...
edit, ok that is a really cuntish thing for me to say, but to hell with it, I'm still going to say it and remain a chauvinistic prick :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# to be honest i think everyone who looks at that story is thinking much the same way
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I wonder where they'll go on honeymoon

FFS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Disneyland?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# wouldn't that technically be cheating? "Babe, I don't want you riding on the teacups again, it's hardly appropriate...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Discrimination from employers? This is something she announces to everyone is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# She's a church organist?
So American churches think abortion is wrong, same-sex marriages are wrong and God hates fags.

But marrying a rollercoaster... fucking go for it, girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yay for object sexuality :)
best of all the paraphilias, I think Frau Berliner-Mauer's website is one of the greatest reads on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# My husband's job was to divide East and West Berlin. He is retired now.
Best. Sentence. On. The. Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *agrees*
*clicks*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Indeed

My wife's job is to get sliced up and being used as pizza toppings and caprese sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# okay, just don't hurt me
*hears whip cracking*
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# No - sorry - that's just my hip.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Fears immensly
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Don't worry - it's hardly killed anyone recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# But, but it's.... Touching me!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That's not my hip.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Pffft
Elderly sexing problems.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Best of all the reality TV shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# YES
with an audience of teens, strapped down and forced to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahah, bloody hell, that's outstanding and just a bit too creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Frank in drag?
Where's Donnie?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# A work of beauty. Fact.
Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I know her, nice lass once you look past the tetris lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Excellent
More please.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] How to save teletext?
Wikify it!


I've even made a web-simulation of how awesome it would be!

BTW: To make a new page, just put a random number on the "go to page" form, and find one that isn't taken.

Health Warning: Requires a browser that supports TTF font downloading, such as Firefox 3.5. Internet Explorer just won't do! I haven't tried Opera or Chrome, so your mileage may vary.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# :D
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I remember
learning to make teletext pages at school on BBC micros. Having a "lab" with a dozen such machines was a source of great pride for our school back in '84.

edit/ Apologies, forgot to woo! Being able to edit ceefax pages reminded me of learning to make them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# You are 406 years old
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# 407 next month.
Blimey, it taken me ages to knock up a page on Lumpbucket's simulator, almost as long as it used to take on a BBC B.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I also learnt that valuable skill at school.
As with most of my peers, that skill has landed me a successful career as a teletext editor.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# awesomeness :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha wow
I think you just saved teletext

click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Whoever did this:


WOO to you :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# There is no try
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hover dog is hovering
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yoda's just keeping his eye in.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# In what?
Brine?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# everyobody dies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ooh, I know how they do that: Invisible Stilts for Dogs! Top inventions, those :D
edit: hahaha, holy shit, how did I not notice yoda?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hey maybe everyone dies n
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# gronk, did you remember to take your brain-medicine this morning? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# When you see it....
...You'll shit bricks

shitbrix.com/mindfuck/the-pope
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# is that link sfw?
edit: checked it out - hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Nazi pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# So swf, unless you work in a catholic church.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Why does everything have to be a motivational poster these days
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# because 4chan users are like the pregnant teenagers of the internet - they are slowly outnumbering the rest of the populace
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Its completely Legit
Unless your boss takes offence at you desperately looking for the mysteriously hidden things.

The best ones are the deviously hidden people.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Some of them are fun, some are stupid.
And I invariably hate the stupid 4chanesque comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# The handful I've looked at are rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# \o/ at the people thinking he really has swastikas on his clothes because they're a hindu symbol.
horiginal 'ere
www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/evil-pope-children-christmas.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# he is looking more and more like the emperor in each new picture.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# As much of a pea it would be...
i would totally do it if it werent for me only having access to the poor man's photoshop (MS Paint).
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *resists correcting your board slang*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha, I just couldn't help myself!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
#
pearoast bindun ;D

just go for it anyway - great things can be done with Paint!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# great thing CAN be done in paint
by those who cant be outdone in art competitions by faeces throwing chimps*

*this statement may or may not be factually accurate but the metaphor still stands
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# He really does have the most unfortunate rapey eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# As ever
funnier in my head

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# n
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Bit hard to aim that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# vampires are stoopid
and slow
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I wouldn't let Dracula hear you talking like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# yeah, he's a sensitive soul... Poor guy, he'd be in a sulk for MONTHS.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# No way man
I saw this documentary where this great white shark was killed by stabbing it with the front of a sailing boat. I think it was called Jaws 4: The Quest for Peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# "I got no sprit".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# And they make a sonic device* to piss off jaws with
*a torch taped to a radio
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# All they needed was one of those jabby compressed air gizmos.
*Stab* *hiss* *shark asplode*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I reckon the shark from Jaws 4 was used in the shark-bridge-helicopter "Is it real?" photo
that's what I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# but boy when you're on target...
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# britannia class?
/way out of practice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Better idea than Joss Whedon's
I mean that. The guy's a geeky douche
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i like firefly though
i hate everything else he does
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Firefly was AWESOME.
what pisses me off is the SciFi channel, which has teh budget to, and is happy to produce shit like the Flash Gordon series, and all those crappy made-for-tv movies, has not yet secured rights to make a new series of FF. Either they haven't tried, or Fox are being arseholes (although Serenity was a Universal release...hmmm...) Granted, now it's probably too late, but still...

/end_rant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# was firefly really that good?
I saw serenity and it was one of the most average things I can recall seeing. It also felt cliched and like it had been put together from parts harvested from other films. I couldn't help but feel I'd seen it all before in various places.
(gtfomh, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# aaah... I thought a similar thing - i saw the movie and thought "meh - not bad I guess..."
I then picked up the series on the cheap, and it was brilliant... I then re-watched the movie and appreciated it a whole lot more.

if anyone hasn't seen either, they HAVE to see the series first, I think
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Seen the film, meh-ed it, going to try the series now
thanks for the tip
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I started watching Firefly. Got about 2/3 of the way through.
It just didn't really grip me enough to finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# The Summer Glau curse
Everything she's been in fails to keep my attention. Serenity was boring, Sarah Connor Chronicals tanked, but that episode of the Big Bang Theory was okay-sih though.

I think it's her name. Glau... meh
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ahhh, original Buffy! You were so much hotter than regular Buffy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Original buffy was better
A good, light hearted comedy romp.

Then the TV version came out. Should have lasted just a few seasons tops.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ^ALL this^
Kirsty Swanson!

Plus Donald Sutherland, Rutger hauer and Paul Reaubens... th eTV series was better, how?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Wasn't
But a lot of goths and geeks thought so.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I said this at the time and i wasn't cool
is it cool to say it now?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# It was always cool to say that.
The fans were uncool for being whiny spike and angel fan slash fantards.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Yes.
Original Buffy is by far better.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# what about the friends version: "Buffé the vampire Layer"
"Are you going to plunge your shaft into my dark places?"
"I was hoping it would be the other way round,"
ahhhh, Vampire porn.... always willing for a shafting :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# needs more Bindy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahahahhaha, i can just imagine it, she meets a band of daemons/vampires, and rather than a kick-arse fight sequence, they all break into song and dance :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I think it was for a bollywood image challenge
not sure
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# & the volume gets turned up to 19
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# ahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ning!

sorry couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahah...
Lovely stuff sir!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hehe nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Yatta!
"Quick darling, they're catchin' us!". "I'm tryin' honey, but the injun won't go!".
(Maiden_Tieone, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Ahahahaha wonderful choice.
I want to believe there was one like that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahahahhahah! brill, Joe! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ACE!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# haha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Forgive me for I am new
and only 3 weeks late for a challenge

(Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# get to da choppa!!!

welcome to b3ta..you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I got Commando in a box-set of other slightly better DVDs
Is there anyone more improbably named than John Matrix?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Check out the characters in Cronenberg films...
Stathis Barnes?
Barry Convex?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Chev Chelios
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *lets off some steam* - ahem.
welcome to b3ta - turn a kitten inside out and put your chair up on teh table, you'll never leave...!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Aaaaaa-gaaaa-do do do!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# oh you little fucker, now I'm singing that tune....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
thanks for the welcome, I have lurked for ohh about 8 years now.
(Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I approve
of anything involving bennett
(JoePesky, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Sloth Lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Conman the Barbarian, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah!
dammit, had it been massa's debris taking out barrichello instead, yah could have used "Massa, you've been baa-aad"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# meh...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i liked ted glenn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# *awaits threadrush*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# THREADRUSH ^^ KEKEKEKEKEKEK
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
*obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hey EO, did you check out Fallout 3?
edit: hahaha, just got your message :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Yes i did, i bought it
I then started punching people in vult and shot the overseer (don't know if you were meant to or not)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Alien 3?
and well done on predicting the rush
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Sitting Jagger

Edit: Inspired by Moley :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# that fits perfectly!
woo!
'Me Dances with rabbits you Sitting jagger, how.'
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Have a Sioux Pollard...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahahhahah! *UBER-SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# That bloody woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Sympathy for the white devil :D
How.

nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)

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