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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# oooh :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# oh, now THAT deserves a *click*!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Racist.
For some reason.

"Blood Red Roses" by the Oysterband (NOT the Blue Oyster Cult) is an absolutely marvellous song. I suggest the live acoustic version.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Blue Oyster Bar?
*tangos*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *coca colanizes*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Can I get a woo yay?!
...
WOO YAY AND CLICK!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Kiss that, Seal.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Wonderful!
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Is there a limit to clickage?
Only one way to find out..
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Well...heloooooo there...
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I recognise that Dracula costume..
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hehe...
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# One of fave ever pics!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Perfect.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent.

Cheers.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] WiiVote
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# So you shake it side to side to go "no vote" :D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Why would you not vote, over voting for Brian Blessed?
Fucking weirdo.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# VOOOO000000000000000000000000000000000000000OTE
yesyes I want ole brian in government he is the only reasonable excuse to use excessive caps
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha, but if you press the Brian Blessed button, will the speakers on the TV be able to take it?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Does this mean you can go boxing with a politician of your choice vs Brian Blessed?
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Ooh you wouldn't hit Brian would you?
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:33, archived)
# No one can hit Brian
Unlike Chuck Norris, Brian Blessed's beard hides a second,louder, mouth
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)
# there was a massive cover-up operation
the last time it was used.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I'd buy that for a Dollar
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Gordon's alive!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Eye of Gordon
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Nice...
and fab name too
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha, brill :D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# This is good
well done
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Nice
But I think its bindun
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Ha!
everyday i pass that place and i've always thought it looks more and more like mordor all the time!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] My original Mad Brown got removed from the compo somehow, so He's got a little MADDER!!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# would
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# did
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You mean Vote for him?
Or rain on him?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Yes.
Ningles, Sir - thank you kidneys for the Gas Who!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# No probs Rainman
Your puppy dog eyes did the trick!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# great 'shop.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Oh well done!
Woooo
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Aw bless his little cotton socks
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# top shoppage!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Top notch!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
*Kerlick* :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# utterly awesome :D *clicky*
(might wanna optimise it a little!)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)
# NO, HE'S REALLY MAAD!
Refuses Optimising, compromising, refunding expenses!!

(cheers steve)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# nice job
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Grrrrrrrmooooooooo.....

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# BorisCowBear
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Haha
Good comborrison there and great pic Moley one!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Excellent work
As ever #clicks#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Boris Johnson
^ got beat to it by 3mins. :( mind you who reads other peeps posts?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# MORE COW BELL!
Excellent! :OD
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Bear? Ox?
Box!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# bloody hell, that's some amazing 'shoppage!!!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# A Beow?
Or a Cear? Ursus primigenius? Or just something completely unknown to science
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
Made me spit out my coffee onto my keyboard with laughter! Great!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I love animals, this gets a click
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahah...
Hai Moley! :D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You wouldn't steal a parliament...
Nice!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Already? We haven't even got in there yet!
so much for relying on the b3tan vote :-(
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I sent an email to the pirate party UK last week.
Got a nice reply back from the leader too.

If I sent an email to Gordon he'd not write back to me, So fuck him.




(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Actually, you're quite lucky to have a reply already
I'm still working my way through a huge backlog of mail... and when I say "I'm still working my way through a huge backlog of mail." I mean I'm sitting here with a nice cuppa, and hitting F5 a bit, while feeling guilty about the huge backlog of mail, all the guest blogs I have to write and all the threads I haven't replied to yet on our forum. Still, at least none of it is on expenses, eh?

Best get back to the mail now I've said that, I suppose...
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
#
Apparently, it cost Gordon Brown's wife Sarah a "buck an ear" to get her ears pierced.

(I'll get my coat... TAXI!)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Load of arrrrrrrs
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I say!
:OD
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *twirls cane and adjusts monocle* nings, sir!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I've just finished Psmith In the City
And now require a monocle.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# who in what city?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Ningles...you lullies!
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# PS...
...Where's the Captain these days?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Mdm Wow?
I dunno.

Ningles, Sir.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Mornin' A
Yes, the Wow factor is missing somewhat!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# She's away from b3ta but fine from what I hear
Her band has a gig in a few weeks.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# 'Grunty said she was ok, just unable to get on here from work or something....
dunno the details...

edit: in fact we're missing quite a few regulars at the moment....
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I miss talking to her :'(
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Top Hole
What What
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# thats terribly good :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# that is compleyely lully
ningles yourself, sir
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
You well? :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yes sir
quite well. Although it's bound to be VERE HAWT here today
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# What ho Ninj!
out of respect for your awesomeness I won't post my bindun
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Bless you Joe...
...I thought it had, but I just had to have a go. Sorry folks :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:48, archived)
# It's all good
Mine didn't have a monocle, so yours wins
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hooray!!!!
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Good pre-formed crisps to you
Shit!! I called them crisps.I should have said potatoe snacks cos they aint crisps...Apparently
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Lady S would disagree
as she opens her third tube of the day
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Brown the sad fuck is trying to be young and hip
by going raving


Don't watch the animation if your prone to epilepse
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# He looks like the black sheep of the
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Wtf is that
kill them before they spawn
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# It's the pontipines you need to be wary of
they've got so many offspring they have to keep counting them
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# family near us has 14 kids
I know the types
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# the man has NO FEET!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# He's a jellybrain
that's why he ate his own feet
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!
(I'm sure that's the same episode)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# It is indeed
:OD
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I still have my baggys from the 90's lol
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# nice linky person.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# thanks for linking
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hahha, that is utterly brilliant! top 'shop, sir!


I can't wait to see how they manage to drag out that franchise further for Saw VI....
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I haven't seen any since Saw II
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# It's bizarre
although there's a really convoluted thread running through them, it's impossible to follow because 3 - 5 all blend into one.
You can't tell one from the other
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# The first was quite good, you didn't really expect everything.
The second was more of the same but this time you knew exactly what was going to happen.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Here's how
gory death trap prologue
Introduce detective and another character
gory death trap set peice
detective and other character investigate
tape recording of Jigsaw
gory death trap set peice
Detective or other character turn out to be in cahoots with jigsaw all along
tape recording of Jigsaw
gory death trap set peice
One or both of characters dies
tape recording of Jigsaw

5. Profit

I'm really looking forward to Final Destination though
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I feel like we have gone back to the 80s
With the sudden mad rush for everyone wanting 3d cinema :P
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ah yes
I remember it well.

3d specs free in all the papers and lots of pictures of blurry red and green dinosaurs :O)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ahhh... the He-man She-Ra Special at the ol' Cannon cinema with those red and green glasses....
memories.......
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# The beardedwife made an awesome observation from the last film
if that fella had been driving the British version of the car (was it a Triumph or a Stag?) he wouldn't have had an engine in the head
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# The guy at the drive-thru?
It's been a while,...

Also, when work calms down, the blog gets a BIG update
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# the first one was cool.. if only for the train decapitation on the jaw line... on the whole the series tires me.
although to be honest: i am hesistantly intrigued.

I saw Scar 3d at frightfest last year.. that was shit. although.. apparently the film had be missed printed so the 3d work as well.. so I missed out on the full spectacle of gratuitous 3D nork shot.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# haha, yup, that about sums it up!
edit: I was never keen on the final destiantion movies... It was all a bit convoluted and engineered somehow...
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That's what I love about them
they KNWO they are engineering and convoluted.

The fun isn't neccesarily in watching them die, it's trying to work out exactly what's going to them in.

And, I thought the sunbed scene in the last one was one the most horrible things I';d ever seen, and given my DVD collection that's saying something.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Right up there with Cannibal Holocaust
In other news, my desk has 2 new space wasters:

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# \o/
I think they should remake Cannibal Holocaust with Fraggles
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# "A Muppet Cannibal Holocaust"
there is just something very wrong with the image of Kermit sticking Miss Piggy on a spit and roasting her, with an apple jammed in her mouth.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Wrong?!
So very, very right.

In ALL the sexy ways.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# The muppets next to a philosophy book.
How post-modern!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It's a statement!
I'm not quite sure what statement but it's a statement none the less.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Careful.
They have fraggile egos.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Thanky
Haven't seen one of them yet.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# the first one was alright... second was a bit crap... Either the 3rd of the 4th - the one with the female doctor and the guy fixated with his dead son, was ok. The 5th was crap.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# 3D
it's not a gimmick... Honest.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# they need some ushers at the front throwing fake blood at the audience during the gory bits
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Ooh...
...my first Wednesday *Click*! Top shop sir :D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Laaaaaaaaaavly Geeeeeeeeerrrrrrrbily.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Fantastic shop!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Gutted!
Imageshack have deleted my awesome* "Dare you see saw" pic with an image of two kids on a seesaw.

*quick, shit and dirty

And by that I mean Nicely done sirrah!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:54, archived)
# haha
nicely

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# He looks scarily like Mick Hucknall there
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Monkeys too tight to mention
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# :O)
Good Morning from Bob Vila's
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# :O)
And....Welcome home again
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# :oO ZZZZzzzzzzz
Bed time, bye everyone
have a nice day
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# i feel rude interrupting your conversation with yourself :P
but night :)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# :O)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# hahah
'NING!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# lol he's fat

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:49, archived)
# :o)
Lol
Relish Mustard
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# he wanted to get a personalised number plate that said "i am fat" but they said that it had already been taken by another fat man
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# I just noticed he is actually the shape of a big mac
how cool is that
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Ha! Mindpiss.
Except I think he's the shape of a photo of a Big Mac, not an actual one.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# haha, this
*has a Falling Down moment*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *drops bag of guns on counter and asks for a breakfast meal*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Er, that's the wrong bag

ew!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# titter
:)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Needs more wide load signs
haha!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# :O)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)
# he just got a new numberplate that says "caution wide load" but before that he had the numberplate that says "i am fat" he keeps it on his mantelpiece
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# "he's signaling, but he ain't moving!"
poor guy, I'm sure he wants his cheese burger NOW
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I could go for some grease right now
nings stevie!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# "Lunch-lady Doris, do ya have any grease?"
"Yes. Yes we do."
"THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!"
"Okie dokey"


howdies, Joe!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# *calls PETM*
ning!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Quick and dirty supersize with extra fries
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Jaysus, he's a square meater, isn't he?
Poor cycle.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# 'ning
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:45, archived)
# ningdrain?
That's the 'noon, innit?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Lovely
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# nings Cap'n L'
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# 'Twas a dark and stormy night ...


CFB
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# oooh, awesome, moody work, V'!
ningles /board

edit: threadrush!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Merci, Mon Sewer L'Original.
And ningles to you, Sir.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# *tips hat*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# morning sir

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:49, archived)
# howdy doody, Mr M
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# good 'ning the 'ningg
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# 'lo there Ging'
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# You should sing
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I need to be quiet
My pance are still asleep
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Ask me why I don't wear any pants!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Alright
Why don't you wear any pants?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# BECAUSE THE PANTS THAT ARE UP TO THE JOB HAVEN'T BEEN BUILT YET! WOOF!
HOORAY!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# you need to wipe more thoroughly then.
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Actually I think it's to imply impressive penis size.
It's from Blackadder, don't you know.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)
# 'Goes Forth - Private Plane, if I remember correctly
good ol' Flashheart
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Best of all the anti-heroes
"RIGHT! WE'RE OFF! AND REMEMBER, YOU LOSERS, IF EVER YOU'RE IN TROUBLE AGAIN, GIVE ME A CALL, AND I'LL COME 'ROUND AND KILL YOU! HOORAY!"
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# "well this isn't a reasonable use of MY time and resources, but I'm going to do it anyway..."
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# 'Twas a dark and storm night in Smurf town

nicely
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
A voice cried out in the darkness "What the smurf?!"
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# La, la, la-la, laaa laaaaa, sing a happy song!
La, la, la-la, laaa laaaaa, Smurf the whole day long!


aw crap, now that tune is stuck in my head....
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
#
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# rap
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)
# rap
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:02, archived)
# :o)

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:04, archived)
# rap
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:05, archived)
# [/:-D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:07, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Shopped pictures
only please
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# RAP
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:05, archived)
# rap
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:06, archived)
# :o)

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:26, archived)
# rape
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:26, archived)
# :O)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:35, archived)
# rap
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:42, archived)
# All jokes aside, I reckon I would.
Ning all.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# no,no,no

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Fuck!
Er, I mean, rap.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:16, archived)
# 100% fact.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry] fuhuhuhuhhuuuhuh laptop joke
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:19, archived)
# THE JOKE IS THE LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:25, archived)
# uhhh you guys mgmt just won this contest by saying that their laptop had a built in pocket pussy
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
[challenge entry] fuhuhuhuhhuuuhuh laptop joke
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# This is funny picture because George does not have tits.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
# LIES
I DON'T BELIEVE UNTIL I SEE IT
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:29, archived)
# you are not seeing the real meaning behind this
think about it: george bush is the father of this country and yet he does not possess a vaginal left wing or west wing or right wing and therefore his ventricles are corrupted like the bush/cheny 2008 campain starring sarah pailin as kentucky fried fuckslut
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Those aren't wings! Those are fist-dildos.

(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Now that he's got more spare time, maybe he popped into the local Dow Corning outlet and asked for implants?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Man it's really frustrating for the rest of us when you always win the competitions
i mean there's no motivation for anyone else when we know you're just going to come in and take all the prizes
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:20, archived)
# I'm sure HappyToast will get frustrated once again.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:24, archived)
# but seriously folks
this contest is pretty unfair seeing as i dont give a fuck about politics or news or. not even in my own country
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:26, archived)
# i hate winning all these contests
i mean what am i going to do with all of my free laptops and t-shirts and pocket pussies and signed bacteria?????
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:24, archived)
# snotnose, he's dead now right?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:34, archived)
# he died in a tit accident but then came back thanks to the illuminati
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:39, archived)
# compo it
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# fucking luminatis, fuck them.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:47, archived)
# now let us give thanks
 

 
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:43, archived)
# wally gator pardoned a turkey into his pants???
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:46, archived)
# The mice did it.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)
# :o)
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Farting around with colours
No particular reason.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
# oooh you done the magenta thing
stare it like a stereogram jobby
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Oooh there's a thought
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:12, archived)
# me and another guy trolling, we are the so called super information highway
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:12, archived)
# an anagramised acronym of which is
CHISS
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:14, archived)
# GUY TROLLING CAN SUCK MY FACEHOLE
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Do you have toll gates installed?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)
# i can make these in my head if I rub my eyeballs really hard
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Cool you get that too
Do you get the light brown/dark brown chessboard?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:17, archived)
# more like blue and green scribbles
then when I let go, it gets white with blue sparks
i might be damaging my eyeballs for pleasure
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)
# PHOSPHENES, BABY
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Oooh
Always wondered what they were
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)
# I think I'm starting to see things
 

 
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:08, archived)
# a vision of loveliness.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:18, archived)
# reminds me of this
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:42, archived)
# I think i am too
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:04, archived)
# this is like when you get a whole pack of felt tip pens wet.
 
WHICH IS DEEPLY UPSETTING, AS I RECALL
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# You know what else is deeply upsetting?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:35, archived)
# Yes, that is indeed deeply upsetting.
I suggest sticks. Lots and lots of sticks, repeatedly, and
welded by the strongest of beaters in the kingdom.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)
# the jews will do anything to make a buck even if it means cutting off dragon's dicks and selling them to eskimos
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:43, archived)
# why would anyone want to fuck a dragon???
i hate dragons
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Cumtube – your toy comes with a syringe and a tube running through the core of the toy, so you can squirt our cumlube into you while you play.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# oh and did we mention its DRAGONCUM???? OH??? BECAUSE IT TOTALLY IS!!!! WE MILKED DRAGON DICKS FROM NORWAY FOR ONLY THE FINEST MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONJIZZ!! I AM NOT KIDDING!!!! DRAGONS, MOTHERFUCKER!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:48, archived)
# oh, it totally is.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:13, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAAHHA
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:17, archived)
# He was fantastic in the mummy
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:22, archived)
# HAHAHA
Where's the pepper grinder?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
# HE LOVES HIS GRINDERS
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# i for one, like to grind
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:47, archived)
# This is beautiful
:D
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
# well those are just some fancy dildos
 
I was expecting something far more horrific - real dolls for furries, or some such shit
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:48, archived)
# Ok I went too far down the rabbit hole this time
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)
# i don't think those are meant for rabbits.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)
# red m&m is freaked the fuck out
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:51, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhhahhhhahh yeah
that is so fucking ropey

I have seen it before, but I didn't notice poor ol' Red
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:54, archived)
# poor red.
Blue doesn't seem too phased about it all.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:56, archived)
# blue and yellow are always stoned anyways
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:57, archived)
# hahaha that's clearly the best thing on the entire internet.
*munches pringles*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:13, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:23, archived)
# colours.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:32, archived)
#
 





 
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:42, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:58, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)
# KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*repeats "kill" until credits*
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:55, archived)
# i liked the death parts
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:58, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhhah sweet
 
I hadn't heard about that show before but I like it
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:59, archived)
# dude I should probably send you a goodiebag some time
so many shows.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:03, archived)
# I love superjail
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:01, archived)
# I LOVE SUPERJAIL!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:10, archived)
# yay, i just found out about it.
why didn't you all tell me before?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Other shows to watch:
Xavier: Renegade Angel
Frisky Dingo
Food Party
Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:04, archived)
# CAPTAIN AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
 
THERE ARE NAZIS PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION OUT THERE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS BOBSLEDDING?!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:51, archived)
# I'M STILL NOT SURE EXACTLY HOW THE CHICKENS FIGURE IN THE NAZI PLAN.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I WAS IN THE POOL!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this time of day.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Funny
If I get the three posts above on the screen at the same time, your happy american guy moves slower.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Fight for frame supremacy.
Most browsers actually can't schedule the updates on time
and they get shown in an odd cycle, dropped, or slowed.
Depending on the implementation. Some even lock all to
the same rate. Utter crap and great fun at the same time.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:25, archived)
# FUCK
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:46, archived)
# as
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:30, archived)

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