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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:01,
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oooh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:10,
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oh, now THAT deserves a *click*!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:16,
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Racist.
For some reason. "Blood Red Roses" by the Oysterband (NOT the Blue Oyster Cult) is an absolutely marvellous song. I suggest the live acoustic version.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:25,
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Blue Oyster Bar?
*tangos*
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:29,
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*coca colanizes*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:31,
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Can I get a woo yay?!
... WOO YAY AND CLICK!
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:27,
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Kiss that, Seal.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:33,
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Wonderful!
:)
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:48,
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Is there a limit to clickage?
Only one way to find out..
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:16,
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Well...heloooooo there...
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:48,
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I recognise that Dracula costume..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:51,
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Hehe...
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:54,
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One of fave ever pics!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:55,
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Perfect.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:55,
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Haha!
Excellent. Cheers.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:47,
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WiiVote
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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So you shake it side to side to go "no vote" :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:22,
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Why would you not vote, over voting for Brian Blessed?
Fucking weirdo.
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:44,
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VOOOO000000000000000000000000000000000000000OTE
yesyes I want ole brian in government he is the only reasonable excuse to use excessive caps
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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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Indeed!
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:00,
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Hahaha
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:22,
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hahaha, but if you press the Brian Blessed button, will the speakers on the TV be able to take it?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:27,
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Hahahahah...
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:28,
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Does this mean you can go boxing with a politician of your choice vs Brian Blessed?
:D
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:29,
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Ooh you wouldn't hit Brian would you?
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:33,
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No one can hit Brian
Unlike Chuck Norris, Brian Blessed's beard hides a second,louder, mouth
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:35,
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there was a massive cover-up operation
the last time it was used.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:29,
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I'd buy that for a Dollar
:)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:43,
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Gordon's alive!
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:36,
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Eye of Gordon
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Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist? ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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Nice...
and fab name too
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:21,
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hahaha, brill :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:26,
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This is good
well done
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:28,
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Nice
But I think its bindun
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:28,
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Ha!
everyday i pass that place and i've always thought it looks more and more like mordor all the time!
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null and void ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:46,
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My original Mad Brown got removed from the compo somehow, so He's got a little MADDER!!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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would
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:07,
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did
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:07,
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You mean Vote for him?
Or rain on him?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:09,
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Yes.
Ningles, Sir - thank you kidneys for the Gas Who!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:10,
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No probs Rainman
Your puppy dog eyes did the trick!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:16,
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great 'shop.
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:09,
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Oh well done!
Woooo
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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Aw bless his little cotton socks
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:14,
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top shoppage!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:14,
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Top notch!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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Brilliant!!!
*Kerlick* :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:17,
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utterly awesome :D *clicky*
(might wanna optimise it a little!)
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:26,
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NO, HE'S REALLY MAAD!
Refuses Optimising, compromising, refunding expenses!! (cheers steve)
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:31,
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nice job
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:09,
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Grrrrrrrmooooooooo.....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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BorisCowBear
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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Haha
Good comborrison there and great pic Moley one!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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Excellent work
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Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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Boris Johnson
^ got beat to it by 3mins. :( mind you who reads other peeps posts?
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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MORE COW BELL!
Excellent! :OD
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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Bear? Ox?
Box!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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bloody hell, that's some amazing 'shoppage!!!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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A Beow?
Or a Cear? Ursus primigenius? Or just something completely unknown to science
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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:)
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:10,
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Made me spit out my coffee onto my keyboard with laughter! Great!
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Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist? ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:11,
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Nicely!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:13,
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I love animals, this gets a click
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:13,
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Hahahahah...
Hai Moley! :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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...
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Mr Chicken ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:47,
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You wouldn't steal a parliament...
Nice!
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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Already? We haven't even got in there yet!
so much for relying on the b3tan vote :-(
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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I sent an email to the pirate party UK last week.
Got a nice reply back from the leader too. If I sent an email to Gordon he'd not write back to me, So fuck him.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:58,
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Actually, you're quite lucky to have a reply already
I'm still working my way through a huge backlog of mail... and when I say "I'm still working my way through a huge backlog of mail." I mean I'm sitting here with a nice cuppa, and hitting F5 a bit, while feeling guilty about the huge backlog of mail, all the guest blogs I have to write and all the threads I haven't replied to yet on our forum. Still, at least none of it is on expenses, eh? Best get back to the mail now I've said that, I suppose...
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:06,
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Apparently, it cost Gordon Brown's wife Sarah a "buck an ear" to get her ears pierced. (I'll get my coat... TAXI!)
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Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist? ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:28,
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Load of arrrrrrrs
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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I say!
:OD
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:31,
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*twirls cane and adjusts monocle* nings, sir!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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I've just finished Psmith In the City
And now require a monocle.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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who in what city?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:44,
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Ningles...you lullies!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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PS...
...Where's the Captain these days?
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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Mdm Wow?
I dunno. Ningles, Sir.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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Mornin' A
Yes, the Wow factor is missing somewhat!
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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She's away from b3ta but fine from what I hear
Her band has a gig in a few weeks.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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'Grunty said she was ok, just unable to get on here from work or something....
dunno the details... edit: in fact we're missing quite a few regulars at the moment....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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I miss talking to her :'(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:42,
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Top Hole
What What
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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thats terribly good :)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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that is compleyely lully
ningles yourself, sir
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:37,
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Mornin' sir!
You well? :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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Yes sir
quite well. Although it's bound to be VERE HAWT here today
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:48,
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What ho Ninj!
out of respect for your awesomeness I won't post my bindun
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:46,
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Bless you Joe...
...I thought it had, but I just had to have a go. Sorry folks :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:48,
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It's all good
Mine didn't have a monocle, so yours wins
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:51,
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Hooray!!!!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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Good pre-formed crisps to you
Shit!! I called them crisps.I should have said potatoe snacks cos they aint crisps...Apparently
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:57,
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Lady S would disagree
as she opens her third tube of the day
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:58,
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Brown the sad fuck is trying to be young and hip
by going raving Don't watch the animation if your prone to epilepse
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:25,
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He looks like the black sheep of the
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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Wtf is that
kill them before they spawn
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:31,
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It's the pontipines you need to be wary of
they've got so many offspring they have to keep counting them
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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family near us has 14 kids
I know the types
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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the man has NO FEET!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:32,
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He's a jellybrain
that's why he ate his own feet
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!
(I'm sure that's the same episode)
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:35,
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It is indeed
:OD
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:35,
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I still have my baggys from the 90's lol
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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nice linky person.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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thanks for linking
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:39,
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hahha, that is utterly brilliant! top 'shop, sir!
I can't wait to see how they manage to drag out that franchise further for Saw VI....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:42,
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I haven't seen any since Saw II
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45,
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It's bizarre
although there's a really convoluted thread running through them, it's impossible to follow because 3 - 5 all blend into one. You can't tell one from the other
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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The first was quite good, you didn't really expect everything.
The second was more of the same but this time you knew exactly what was going to happen.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:48,
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Here's how
gory death trap prologue Introduce detective and another character gory death trap set peice detective and other character investigate tape recording of Jigsaw gory death trap set peice Detective or other character turn out to be in cahoots with jigsaw all along tape recording of Jigsaw gory death trap set peice One or both of characters dies tape recording of Jigsaw 5. Profit I'm really looking forward to Final Destination though
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45,
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I feel like we have gone back to the 80s
With the sudden mad rush for everyone wanting 3d cinema :P
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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Ah yes
I remember it well. 3d specs free in all the papers and lots of pictures of blurry red and green dinosaurs :O)
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:50,
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ahhh... the He-man She-Ra Special at the ol' Cannon cinema with those red and green glasses....
memories.......
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:58,
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The beardedwife made an awesome observation from the last film
if that fella had been driving the British version of the car (was it a Triumph or a Stag?) he wouldn't have had an engine in the head
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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The guy at the drive-thru?
It's been a while,... Also, when work calms down, the blog gets a BIG update
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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\o/
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:15,
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the first one was cool.. if only for the train decapitation on the jaw line... on the whole the series tires me.
although to be honest: i am hesistantly intrigued. I saw Scar 3d at frightfest last year.. that was shit. although.. apparently the film had be missed printed so the 3d work as well.. so I missed out on the full spectacle of gratuitous 3D nork shot.
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:50,
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haha, yup, that about sums it up!
edit: I was never keen on the final destiantion movies... It was all a bit convoluted and engineered somehow...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:57,
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That's what I love about them
they KNWO they are engineering and convoluted. The fun isn't neccesarily in watching them die, it's trying to work out exactly what's going to them in. And, I thought the sunbed scene in the last one was one the most horrible things I';d ever seen, and given my DVD collection that's saying something.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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Right up there with Cannibal Holocaust
In other news, my desk has 2 new space wasters:
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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\o/
I think they should remake Cannibal Holocaust with Fraggles
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:16,
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"A Muppet Cannibal Holocaust"
there is just something very wrong with the image of Kermit sticking Miss Piggy on a spit and roasting her, with an apple jammed in her mouth.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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Wrong?!
So very, very right. In ALL the sexy ways.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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The muppets next to a philosophy book.
How post-modern!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:27,
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It's a statement!
I'm not quite sure what statement but it's a statement none the less.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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Careful.
They have fraggile egos.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:41,
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Thanky
Haven't seen one of them yet.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45,
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the first one was alright... second was a bit crap... Either the 3rd of the 4th - the one with the female doctor and the guy fixated with his dead son, was ok. The 5th was crap.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:00,
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3D
it's not a gimmick... Honest.
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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they need some ushers at the front throwing fake blood at the audience during the gory bits
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:06,
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Ooh...
...my first Wednesday *Click*! Top shop sir :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:44,
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Thanks :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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Laaaaaaaaaavly Geeeeeeeeerrrrrrrbily.
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45,
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Fantastic shop!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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Gutted!
Imageshack have deleted my awesome* "Dare you see saw" pic with an image of two kids on a seesaw. *quick, shit and dirty And by that I mean Nicely done sirrah!
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Joliet ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:54,
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haha
nicely
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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He looks scarily like Mick Hucknall there
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:17,
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Monkeys too tight to mention
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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:O)
Good Morning from Bob Vila's
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:59,
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:O)
And....Welcome home again
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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:oO ZZZZzzzzzzz
Bed time, bye everyone have a nice day
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:13,
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i feel rude interrupting your conversation with yourself :P
but night :)
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:16,
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:O)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:46,
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hahah
'NING!
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:48,
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lol he's fat
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:49,
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:o)
Lol Relish Mustard
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:51,
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he wanted to get a personalised number plate that said "i am fat" but they said that it had already been taken by another fat man
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:52,
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I just noticed he is actually the shape of a big mac
how cool is that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:57,
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Ha! Mindpiss.
Except I think he's the shape of a photo of a Big Mac, not an actual one.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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haha, this
*has a Falling Down moment*
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:33,
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*drops bag of guns on counter and asks for a breakfast meal*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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Er, that's the wrong bag
ew!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45,
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titter
:)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:52,
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Needs more wide load signs
haha!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:55,
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:O)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:05,
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he just got a new numberplate that says "caution wide load" but before that he had the numberplate that says "i am fat" he keeps it on his mantelpiece
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:19,
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"he's signaling, but he ain't moving!"
poor guy, I'm sure he wants his cheese burger NOW
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:56,
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I could go for some grease right now
nings stevie!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:11,
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"Lunch-lady Doris, do ya have any grease?"
"Yes. Yes we do." "THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!" "Okie dokey" howdies, Joe!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:15,
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*calls PETM*
ning!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:32,
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Quick and dirty supersize with extra fries
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fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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Jaysus, he's a square meater, isn't he?
Poor cycle.
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:06,
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'ning
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:45,
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ningdrain?
That's the 'noon, innit?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:46,
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Lovely
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:59,
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nings Cap'n L'
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:24,
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'Twas a dark and stormy night ...
CFB
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:43,
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oooh, awesome, moody work, V'!
ningles /board edit: threadrush!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:45,
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Merci, Mon Sewer L'Original.
And ningles to you, Sir.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:48,
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*tips hat*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:50,
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morning sir
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:49,
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howdy doody, Mr M
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:50,
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good 'ning the 'ningg
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:51,
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'lo there Ging'
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:55,
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You should sing
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:56,
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I need to be quiet
My pance are still asleep
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:59,
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Ask me why I don't wear any pants!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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Alright
Why don't you wear any pants?
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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BECAUSE THE PANTS THAT ARE UP TO THE JOB HAVEN'T BEEN BUILT YET! WOOF!
HOORAY!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:01,
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you need to wipe more thoroughly then.
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:03,
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Actually I think it's to imply impressive penis size.
It's from Blackadder, don't you know.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:05,
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'Goes Forth - Private Plane, if I remember correctly
good ol' Flashheart
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:10,
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Best of all the anti-heroes
"RIGHT! WE'RE OFF! AND REMEMBER, YOU LOSERS, IF EVER YOU'RE IN TROUBLE AGAIN, GIVE ME A CALL, AND I'LL COME 'ROUND AND KILL YOU! HOORAY! "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:14,
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"well this isn't a reasonable use of MY time and resources, but I'm going to do it anyway..."
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:16,
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'Twas a dark and storm night in Smurf town
nicely
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:49,
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Hahahahaha
A voice cried out in the darkness "What the smurf?!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:55,
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La, la, la-la, laaa laaaaa, sing a happy song!
La, la, la-la, laaa laaaaa, Smurf the whole day long! aw crap, now that tune is stuck in my head....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:58,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:00,
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rap
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:01,
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rap
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:02,
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:o)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:04,
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rap
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:05,
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[/:-D
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:07,
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:09,
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Shopped pictures
only please
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PFC Hudson ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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RAP
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:05,
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rap
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:06,
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:o)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:08,
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:26,
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rape
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elephant rider property shark sighted! ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:07,
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Yeah!
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boris the spider ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:26,
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:O)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:35,
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rap
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:42,
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All jokes aside, I reckon I would.
Ning all.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:38,
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no,no,no
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:50,
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Fuck!
Er, I mean, rap.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:53,
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:16,
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100% fact.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:18,
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fuhuhuhuhhuuuhuh laptop joke
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:19,
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THE JOKE IS THE LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:25,
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uhhh you guys mgmt just won this contest by saying that their laptop had a built in pocket pussy
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27,
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fuhuhuhuhhuuuhuh laptop joke
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37,
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This is funny picture because George does not have tits.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27,
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LIES
I DON'T BELIEVE UNTIL I SEE IT
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:29,
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you are not seeing the real meaning behind this
think about it: george bush is the father of this country and yet he does not possess a vaginal left wing or west wing or right wing and therefore his ventricles are corrupted like the bush/cheny 2008 campain starring sarah pailin as kentucky fried fuckslut
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:30,
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Those aren't wings! Those are fist-dildos.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:00,
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Now that he's got more spare time, maybe he popped into the local Dow Corning outlet and asked for implants?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:31,
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Man it's really frustrating for the rest of us when you always win the competitions
i mean there's no motivation for anyone else when we know you're just going to come in and take all the prizes
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:20,
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I'm sure HappyToast will get frustrated once again.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:24,
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but seriously folks
this contest is pretty unfair seeing as i dont give a fuck about politics or news or. not even in my own country
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:26,
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i hate winning all these contests
i mean what am i going to do with all of my free laptops and t-shirts and pocket pussies and signed bacteria?????
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:24,
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snotnose, he's dead now right?
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postbear has metal knees ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:34,
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he died in a tit accident but then came back thanks to the illuminati
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:39,
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compo it
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:41,
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fucking luminatis, fuck them.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:47,
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now let us give thanks
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:43,
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wally gator pardoned a turkey into his pants???
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:46,
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The mice did it.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:51,
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:o)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:21,
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Farting around with colours
No particular reason.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:03,
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oooh you done the magenta thing
stare it like a stereogram jobby
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:10,
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Oooh there's a thought
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:12,
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me and another guy trolling, we are the so called super information highway
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:12,
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an anagramised acronym of which is
CHISS
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:14,
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GUY TROLLING CAN SUCK MY FACEHOLE
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:41,
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Do you have toll gates installed?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49,
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i can make these in my head if I rub my eyeballs really hard
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:16,
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Cool you get that too
Do you get the light brown/dark brown chessboard?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:17,
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more like blue and green scribbles
then when I let go, it gets white with blue sparks i might be damaging my eyeballs for pleasure
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:19,
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PHOSPHENES, BABY
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:22,
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Oooh
Always wondered what they were
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:34,
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I think I'm starting to see things
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:08,
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a vision of loveliness.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:18,
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reminds me of this
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:42,
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I think i am too
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:56,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:04,
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this is like when you get a whole pack of felt tip pens wet.
WHICH IS DEEPLY UPSETTING, AS I RECALL
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:21,
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You know what else is deeply upsetting?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:35,
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Yes, that is indeed deeply upsetting.
I suggest sticks. Lots and lots of sticks, repeatedly, and welded by the strongest of beaters in the kingdom.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:40,
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the jews will do anything to make a buck even if it means cutting off dragon's dicks and selling them to eskimos
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:43,
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why would anyone want to fuck a dragon???
i hate dragons
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:46,
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Cumtube – your toy comes with a syringe and a tube running through the core of the toy, so you can squirt our cumlube into you while you play.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:47,
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oh and did we mention its DRAGONCUM???? OH??? BECAUSE IT TOTALLY IS!!!! WE MILKED DRAGON DICKS FROM NORWAY FOR ONLY THE FINEST MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONJIZZ!! I AM NOT KIDDING!!!! DRAGONS, MOTHERFUCKER!
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:48,
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oh, it totally is.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49,
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:13,
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HAHAHHAHAAHHA
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:15,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:17,
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He was fantastic in the mummy
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:21,
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WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:22,
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HAHAHA
Where's the pepper grinder?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27,
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HE LOVES HIS GRINDERS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:37,
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i for one, like to grind
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:47,
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This is beautiful
:D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:58,
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well those are just some fancy dildos
I was expecting something far more horrific - real dolls for furries, or some such shit
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:48,
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Ok I went too far down the rabbit hole this time
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49,
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i don't think those are meant for rabbits.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:50,
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red m&m is freaked the fuck out
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:51,
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ahhhhahhhhhahhhhahh yeah
that is so fucking ropey I have seen it before, but I didn't notice poor ol' Red
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:54,
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poor red.
Blue doesn't seem too phased about it all.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:56,
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blue and yellow are always stoned anyways
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:57,
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hahaha that's clearly the best thing on the entire internet.
*munches pringles*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:13,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:23,
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colours.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:06,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:32,
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(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:42,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:42,
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MOTHERFUCKER
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:47,
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HAHAHAHA!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:58,
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bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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postbear has metal knees ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:49,
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KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *repeats "kill" until credits*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:55,
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i liked the death parts
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postbear has metal knees ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:58,
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ahhhahhhhahhhhah sweet
I hadn't heard about that show before but I like it
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:59,
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dude I should probably send you a goodiebag some time
so many shows.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:03,
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I love superjail
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:01,
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I LOVE SUPERJAIL!!!!!!!!!!
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d d ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:09,
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Bloody Hell!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:10,
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yay, i just found out about it.
why didn't you all tell me before?
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postbear has metal knees ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:27,
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Other shows to watch:
Xavier: Renegade Angel Frisky Dingo Food Party Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:04,
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CAPTAIN AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
THERE ARE NAZIS PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION OUT THERE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS BOBSLEDDING?!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:51,
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I'M STILL NOT SURE EXACTLY HOW THE CHICKENS FIGURE IN THE NAZI PLAN.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:57,
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HAHAHAHA
I WAS IN THE POOL!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:06,
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Hahaha
I love this time of day.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:09,
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Funny
If I get the three posts above on the screen at the same time, your happy american guy moves slower.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:16,
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Fight for frame supremacy.
Most browsers actually can't schedule the updates on time and they get shown in an odd cycle, dropped, or slowed. Depending on the implementation. Some even lock all to the same rate. Utter crap and great fun at the same time.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:25,
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FUCK
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:46,
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as
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PanSowa ,
Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:30,
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