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[challenge entry] Wonka, you're a mad man.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I want everlasting sausages!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# only if you
solemnly swear never to tell another living soul
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# oh my dear lord
I laughed so hard at this

have a *click*
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
#
yes i think this ones a touch of genius.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahah beautiful.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Beautiful

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ah, poo.
Oh well. At least the Perry Bible Fellowship's comics are ace, rather than it having been done by someone awful.

(Though I suspect that I must have seen it before and done some subconcious copying if it's on that site)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Haven't done these for a while
But quite pleased with how it turned out :)



Click if you want to go to MediaFire and download the full-size version - for some reason the pictures don't appear on those pages but the download button does work :)

previously

Lou Reed / The Clash / William Shatner (yes, really!) / Frank Zappa
James Brown / Chuck Berry / Madonna / Bowie / Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# this needs more people talking about it.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Needs more insurance.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# it must be one of those beaches
 

 
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# haha
...he's wearing trunks!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Bunny smugglers?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# thank you very hutch
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Lettuce leaf well enough alone
;)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
# lopearances can be deceiving
oh fuck off now
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Isn't Miffy a girl?
Apparently not, I guess.

Oh yeah. And she's really called Nijntje, but you English kniggets can't pronouce that.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Yeah I can
"Njinty"
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)
# this isn't miffy
it's stiffy, her adolescent cousin
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Nintendo?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# girls can have dicks.. special girls
 

 
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ROUGH GAY WOLF BARF
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# haemorrhagic fever is very in right now.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# muffy.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Yes I can

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Technically speaking...
You're not really an English knigget.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Spotted this box on the floor at my local supermarket:

I had a little giggle.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# omg
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
WTF
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# LOL
BRB
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] There's nothing he don't know about saws.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Ah, god.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# lols saw it coming.
as the actress said to the bishop
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Oi oi oi
*facepalms*

Who is that guy though? He looks so crazy I just want to know more about him and his subdued looking wife.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Who he?
That's my dad with his latest ho.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So tell me
all about your dad
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:28, archived)
# He's the leader of the cult...
...called 'Get Wood for Christ's Sake'. We believe that divine revelation only happens when you've got a stiffy. Hence the need for a constant supply of hoes. And we collect wood too. That's why he knows so much about saws.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Your dad is Willie Nelson?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Aye they would have saw sages in that London
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I saw it coming,
It still hurt though.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Fuck.
:)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Morning all


My cat was not impressed: whiskas shares were down 5 points
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hehehe :)
Your cat looks like it is wearing a cat face mask
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own thread so...


Crudely Drawn Sausage (CDS)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# :D needs three hairs left on by an unsanitary butcher
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ha
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# A greek tip
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)
# beacuse it is on screen
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Going anywhere nice for the summer?

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# :D
nice work :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahah
quality!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# racist!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Haha
woo
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# :D
Good stuff
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hehe
Shouldn't the signs be in German?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Haha, ace.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Acely

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I really like this!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ha!
Please accept this lovely big click :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# haha! trop!
Edit: that was a typo but on second thought I'll leave it at that
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *joins in*
Trop! :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# haha nicely done
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The Daily Mail could be right about immigration after all.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# * Sigh *
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ha ha
tops!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Excellent :)
(, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
#
that's smashing!
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# winner!
my first and only lol of the morning
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha suits him
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Terrapin + Falcon = Terracon
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:35, archived)
# this is good.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I like him
a lot
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Just don't get your cock caught in t...

Never mind
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:44, archived)
# errrm yes
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Surely...
It depends which end?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Terrahawk surely?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
# So early inn the morning for a spang
...but have one anyway
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# good shop!
awesome :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# hah! good shop :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# He looks ready for the war on terra.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# SHE'S PISSING ON A TERRAPIN!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# wtf?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I really have no inspiration
for this compo...


looks like a turd!
But for my namesake..
Had to throw it in there.

A Shit that is.......
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:24, archived)
# it looks like a sausage...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:44, archived)
# but
does it taste like a sausage?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I have just licked the screen and it doesn't taste of anything
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# must be a shit then...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I think I see the face of Jesus in there....
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# it has a bnp tattoo under all that fur
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:14, archived)
# FUCK YES! good moaning!

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Good moaning people
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
just woken up and this has set me up for the day :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# thats a very northern Llama
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Too
early late right much little three

WHO?



Big Banger
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Goody Goody Yum Yum!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:43, archived)
# They created the blueprint for city-destroying kittens
so not all bad, 'til they moved to ITV.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:45, archived)
# GOODIES!!
A circus or a seaside pier,
A sausage or a can of beer,
A stripper or a clown,
Prices going down,
You can make it happen here.

Fine for all the family.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:23, archived)
# boo hoo.
heh.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# I love this guy
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:54, archived)
[challenge entry] SAUSAGES.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:36, archived)
# sausages?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Fuck that's nasty.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:06, archived)
# the friend who sent me the video also sent me their website.
guess how much money they're trying to sell these things for?

answer: far too much.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Lion in the Jungle.............$579.00
These prices do not include postage

Even if it's not just the patch, and you receive the whole pants with it, it's a rip off
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Do fat people have that kind of money to burn?

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# "Inventions that are total ass" for 300.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:09, archived)
# the email sent me with these in it was titled 'animated gifs for your ass'.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:11, archived)
# Gifs have frames that work.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:16, archived)
# heh.
i like the duck ones. they could be b3tawear.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Dux at $169 US is a bit stiff.
Or Lion in the Jungle for a mere $579. Getting in the car and driving
quickly away from anyone idiotic enough to pay that-- not included.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Patent pending

Yeah, that'll stop people from drawing eyes of their own on their bums
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# There's some concentration going on there
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Repost....but its the best image i ever been and done.....
.....and am depressed so have this!

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Nice!
TJ: SEQUAL for those who like sausages.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# i like sausages
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I like sausages too.
and now I'm hungry but I need to sleep.
Goodnight all!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# His head,
its Hematitic Jasperoids
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# No TJ here
This is nice: more neon please.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Sorry, fucksocks, I saw an opportunity and went for it.

Edit: that ball looks shocking!
Edit2: fixed!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# or even you saw an OPPORTUNITY?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Ninjas?
WHERE?!
Also: very truthfully, that is a very pleasent picture you have made :) It's not too harsh on the eye unlike other neony type pictures.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
# I am no pedant Ninja....i hope haha
Well thankyou i made it about two years ago now, it took a lot of time and effort as i have very limited photoshop experience. Plus which i am on the brink of suicide right now so each and every comment that is positive is a heart beat. :-)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I've only just started being able to make animations - but I have to hand-draw each frame
and load it into a gif maker program because I don't built-in animation software for photosoup =/
They can take anywhere between half an hour and an hour and a half
Don't even get me starting on drawing decently like you have :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
# I hear your pain,
How does this stop me from performing the ultimate sin?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# What?
GC?

EDIT: Oh, and check your messages.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# If GC is the ultimate sin....i am safe.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Got your message mate.
I replied.

And thankyou.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Why are you telling the internet?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I dont know.
I didnt feel i had anyone else i could tell i suppose.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Fuck
I tell the world I'm a great lover.

nobody believes me
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Perhaps you should tie them up and scream it at them?
:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Them's the ones
I pretend say were my lovers.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
# I want more neon
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# You wait your turn!
:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# *in corner*
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# NEON:
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# cat
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# this is the closest I could find to a neon cat without making one
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Make a neon cat
Pictures or it's not true.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Half circle of octopods+cats.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Although that's a beautiful sextopus
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I'm becoming a fan of your pics.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:48, archived)
# WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THEM
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:15, archived)
# Brill!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
#
*giving Petehix surreptitious twos*
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Time to get active
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# sozzage
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# YUM
I want her.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)
# ON STICKS
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)
# This is the best I have ever done too, also
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I like this
EDIT: and only just over 1K!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Just listening to the Doors, Hello I love You
and there's a bit that goes BOOoooooo, which coincided with your fella bouncing on the board.

OK, it was ace, my description shit. Love his eyes btw.

/coat
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Tubgirl-tastic!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Exactly my thought
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# bored... word play


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edited: kayaker put in it
edited: put a less fucking shit kayak in for the kayak critic
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# TEEFS
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
# HIS KAYAK IS FUCKING SHIT
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)
#
haha.... i will get him another and edit it in if you can suggest one.

i take it youre a kayaker?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)
# That's because it's a sea touring kayak
not a whitewater kayak.

/kayak blog
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
#
cheers, i guess the devils in the details
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Absolutely mouthwatering.
But can you make the kayak do a reverse pop-out?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)
#
i can make his dick pop out
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes
you need to know when to give up. I didn't tonight.


(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:15, archived)
# mepth flespth
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# FACE YOUR FEARS!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# thathmm
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)

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