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busy day ahead, so I'll get all this out of my system now
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:21,
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love the foot
bestest foot ever - have a woo!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:50,
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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HO scale
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:11,
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Brilliant!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:11,
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haha
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:06,
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IT'S A TEMPORAL WARP BOMB
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:09,
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WHOAH!
I want you to find GoldenEye, find out who took it and stop it.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:10,
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looks like your hunch was right
too bad the evil queen of numbers wouldn't let you play it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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Unlike the American government we prefer not get our bad news from the CNN
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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Ace
Yay for temporal warp bombs!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:17,
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Hahaha, great
*Fishes around for an oldie* Um, here:Anyone remember the epic hippo thread? Aaah those were the days...
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:31,
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yes, yes i do :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:40,
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Miss Jones.... you need double top to win
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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Me and Miss Jones, we got a thing going on
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:57,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:07,
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*Pulls up to the bumper*
She is ever so slightly exquisitely mad, that one
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:07,
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DAMN!!!
I forgot her shadow! GGGGGGGgggggggrrrrrrrrrrr
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:12,
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Don't stress it
Jokes are better than technique, and this is very funny.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:14,
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Tell that to the b3ta nazis with thier seamhorse collections! lol
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:16,
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old skool shoopping
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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Wow
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:20,
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^ this
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:49,
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Damn, I always thought she was THAT flexible!
Still does to show the wonder of 70's photo shop!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:07,
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19th Century Antics
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Redmond ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:13,
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Quotastic!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:17,
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There goes the neighborhood.
It's doomed now. Arf.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:19,
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Nothing much has changed
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:57,
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that's evil that is, defacing art like that...
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:13,
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dammit. I spent 5 long mins looking for the quo in the crowd!
good job!
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the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew? ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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Slowly applauds!
quickly clicks
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Eli-T ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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Soup herb.
*click*
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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hahahaha
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:31,
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Olde eeeeeewwwww-e.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:05,
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:11,
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I had that, but now that I look in my playlist its gone.
Simple is often very effective.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:19,
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i agree
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:39,
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WRING IT BABY. WRING IT GOOD
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:21,
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Hahaha
Good morning the board
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:01,
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Howdy.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:04,
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Someone was impersonating you a bit yesterday
as in they used the same source images
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:08,
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I hadn't used that pic yet, keozen got first use of it here.
I liked it. A little flat in the colouring, but each to their own style. edit: BTW: I uploaded a bunch presized and bubbled for easy DIYing ages ago.101 , 102 , 103 , 104 , 105 , 106 , 107 , 108 , And so on up to 125 for anyone to play.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:11,
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the subtle humor you can create with these is amazing
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:28,
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It's too easy. And shitloads of fun.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:30,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:35,
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The bastard!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:39,
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Hahaha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:59,
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i am totally going to do these all the time and impersonate you now taxicow
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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Feel free to do so. I'll laugh, and so will lots of others.
Clipart comics are damn near universal in my opinion.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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universe is universal
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:45,
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Hahaha!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:48,
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Ah, I like those DIY ones
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:55,
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Eeek, it's after 2am now, so I'll post this old olde ode to you and your monsters.
See you all later then.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:05,
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Night night :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:07,
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dittto
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:09,
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G'night Sir!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:11,
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Wow great, thanx! :)
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:34,
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what is being wrung out?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:06,
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Spoilers aren't my thing.
But for the right price, I might wimple out and tell you the answer.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:09,
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steve price?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:11,
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The sporty fellow? (had to google)
Not my usual fare, but if he's easy...
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:24,
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Ph no!
The mind boggles
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:52,
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Hahaha!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:57,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:53,
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GURN GARY, GURN!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:19,
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I LOVE GARY BUSEY
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:32,
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I'M NOW MAKING A BUSEYLOVERS PIZZA
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:44,
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praise be unto him
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:56,
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HAHAHA!!!
I'M THE FUCKING POPE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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GET BUSY
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:01,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:35,
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Holy shit you're posting some sinister pics today
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:41,
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Steve Iwin's corpulent ghost haunts my deer forest.
*shits self*
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:44,
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thats cool
i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:47,
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*fears*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:48,
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If you go down to the woods today...
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:54,
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He waits.
That's what he does.
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:03,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:25,
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UNEXPECTED BUSEY
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:28,
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man_with_braces.gif
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:30,
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FUCK
PREVIEW LIES
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:31,
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Hahahaha
Who is that?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:33,
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:38,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:31,
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busey busey busey
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:36,
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It may not be my B3ta Day but I do get older today...
...in an effort to not feel almost 30 I'm off to the beach to fly my sports kite, what is everyone else upto?
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:47,
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Happy Birthday :)
It's a Bank Holiday here so I'm going to tidy my flat, maybe write a few more pages of my script, watch The Virgin Suicides then go over to my friends' to drink the champagne I got as a leaving present at work.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:50,
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Fucking hell, The Virgin Suicides is a GREAT way to put yourself in the mood for drinking.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:53,
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Cool
I could instead watch Pecker or Auto Focus. Haven't decided.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:03,
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Either way, enjoy the rinking...
Champagne has never been my thing (tastes like carbonated cat piss to me) but enjoy!
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:06,
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Me neither
That's why I'm taking it over to my friends' place
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:08,
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The Virgin Suicides is a good enough movie, but I guarantee that you won't be in a happy mood afterwards.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:23,
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I haven't seen the film, but I know that this track comes from that film
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:25,
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There are a couple of decent songs on the soundtrack (even if it is by Air)
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:29,
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Yeah
I do like their album "Moon Safari". However, since that one, all the latest albums of theirs have been absolute shite
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:32,
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^this
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:34,
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heh
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:36,
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^that
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:37,
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^this^
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:34,
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I liked that album before it became a coffee shop staple
I can't listen to it at all now, it's been played to death.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:41,
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Yes its everywhere you go now.
It's a similar story to the early Hotel Costes compilations
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:55,
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I'm 30 in a few days
thanks for the reminder. I should book a restaurant or something.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:50,
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Which day would this be?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:04,
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Saturday.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:16,
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Welcome to the 30s club
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:21,
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NOT YET
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:22,
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SOON
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:24,
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This is a pre-emptive strike
I see the future
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:25,
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christ, me too
come friday i shall be thirty this depresses me
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boris the spider ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:12,
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I'm sitting at home reading, photoshopping, rendering, and posting shit.
Your bioday is it? Well have a happy one.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:57,
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I'll be flying a kite while wearing a bowler hat...
...happiness is guaranteed.
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:04,
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Indeed! Any activity where hats are involved is the best.
I've not owned a bowler yet. I tend towards fedoras and other flat brimmed hats.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:12,
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I went for the Bowler mainly because no one else tends to do any more...
...it's an awesome hat and deserves a resurgence in popularity :)
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:15,
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I've been very tempted by porkpies recently.
But I must agree that the bowler's clean lines are very stylish.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:26,
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yes yes yes
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:05,
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AAAARGH FUCK
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:16,
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what the fuck is that?
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:16,
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i don't know but it sure likes birthdays
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:18,
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fair enough
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:19,
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I JUST SAW A PIG MAN
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:21,
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gah!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:19,
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happy day
i'm headed toward 36 in february but man made environment red shirt nuke plant lake disasters are going to shoot me in the head before i make the trip to scotland next year.
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:09,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:42,
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OH GARY
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:44,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:46,
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gnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:06,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:56,
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:47,
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Hahahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:47,
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arrrrhhhhhhhpphhffft
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:50,
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HAHAHAHA
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:28,
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6G of RAM?
Fuck. What are you running, Skynet?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:36,
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Belated Happy Birthday :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:44,
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RED SHIRTS ARE KILLING THE PLANET!
THE DYES ARE MADE FROM HELPLESS LITTLE BEETLES
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:54,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:56,
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THEY ALL GET BEAMED DOWN TO OTHER PLANETS THEN KILLED
WHAT A WASTE OF RESOURCES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:58,
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LOL I MADE A STAR TREK JOKE LOL
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:10,
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SET PHASERS ON FUN!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:18,
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*sets dial to maximum*
Hey, that's my fun setting! EAT FUN! HAHAHA, BWAHAHAHA etc.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:20,
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bleeding on the ground with a face full of fun.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:21,
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It's lols Jim, but not as we know it
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:23,
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Those phasers actually were shit.
On kill they dissolved the target to sparkling lights with no blood or stumpy parts left over. Totally useless for fun if you ask me.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:25,
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SET FACES TO STUNNED
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:21,
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presumably 64 bit?
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:04,
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Yes, but far too nice a response to such crap.
Needs a threat to rape their grandmother or stab their dog. Utter twaddle like that should be punished with extreme pain.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:34,
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Someone I used to work with got quite upset when I pointed out that keeping his old laptop was better for the environment than buying one of those "bamboo" ones.
He took quite a bit of convincing.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:39,
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ARRRRRRGGGH! FOOLS AND IDIOTS!
Less than 10% of the materials are sort of eco friendly, sort of. So, out of 200%, you have a ~190% eco score. Well done, tard! Your method gets half score with no effort or additional cash.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:48,
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he kept going on about how it uses less energy
when I finally got it through to him how much energy was required to build a new computer from scratch, he started saying that he'd still save money because he was using less electricity. Guess what I said to that.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:53,
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I hope it was, "YOU'RE A CLUELESS FUCKING IDIOT WITH THE BRAIN OF A SQUASHED BEETLE!"
But no doubt you were much kinder than I. That line of thinking is really suspect if you are in an area served by hydro-electric power. That water was headed down anyway, why not get some use out of it as it goes by? Nuke power is also like that. Although a little more difficult to gather, tend, and clean up. But not by much.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:06,
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ashally i just pointed out that he was already more than a thousand dollars down on the deal so he'd better use it a lot if he wants to come out on top
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:20,
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Also, growing up in Tassie which is 100% Hydro powered, I should point out that an entire valley of untouched rainforest was flooded to build Lake Pedder.
Tidal Power, now there's your ticket.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Pedder
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:39,
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I lived near a place for a while where it was proposed to make a tidal power station.
It was shit canned because a bunch of idiots built a few cities down the coast from the site on sandbars! There was a fear that those would be destroyed and other areas would be flooded. Not that they had any real data to back this up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_of_Fundy#Tidal_electrical_power_generation
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:53,
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SANDBARS!
The most persistent geological feature known to man....
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:38,
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The only poon visible from space: The Great Wall of Vagina
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:51,
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what's on the other side, the shitty wall?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:53,
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China
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:54,
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YOU WANT SHITTY BEEF?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:56,
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WITH EXTRA SPECIAL BRACK BEAN SAUCE
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:10,
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DAMN MONGORIANS
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:57,
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I'm gonna get you, fuckin' Mongorians! Don't break down my city wall!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:03,
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:21,
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heh
that's really poorly done
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:32,
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i know
that's why i posted it =D
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:34,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:45,
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gronkpan knows the score
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:48,
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pfffffffft
someone out there is totally gay for Lenny and I am not talking about Carl
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:20,
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No wonder the Dicks have relentlessly attacked it throughout the ages
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:54,
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URBAN MYTH
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:56,
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What, that it's the only thing visible from space, or that it's visible at all?
Or that it's made up of lots of vaginas.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:00,
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Well, if it is visible (nobody ever specifies how close you need to be), then so are most highways and buildings
the vaginas thing is true
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:03,
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Using the very first generation of spy satellites it was the only ancient structure visible from space.
Not so much a lie as a generalization and boast at the same time. The press added the "with the naked eye" bit later because they are cunts and can't quite get it thru their idiotic heads that there is no atmosphere in space in which to have a "naked" eye.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:18,
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surely in the right light the pyramids would also be visible?
They're not nearly as long but they're certainly bigger at the base. At the very least, the shadows of the pyramids at sunrise/sunset would be visible.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:21,
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I might think so too.
It was a shitty propaganda throw away during the cold-war and they wanted to use the red/yellow scare aspect.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:25,
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^This^
'Outer space' is only ~60 miles up... and lots of things are visible from that distance (buildings, highways, etc). :) /pointless fact gleaned from watching Q.I. blog EDIT: And I'm sure one of my ex-girlfriends' vajayjay's was visible from space... it was certainly big enough. ;D
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that... ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:15,
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I just remember standing on it and thinking "I've been on roads wider than this, how can it be the only thing that's visible?"
Then I took a piss on it. I took a big piss on the great wall of China. I got my friend to take a photo of it.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:17,
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THERE'S YOUR FUCKING TANG DYNASTY
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:20,
archived )
Pics or it didn't happen! ;D
Mwahahaha!
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that... ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:20,
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I went looking for them after I posted that, but they must be in storage at my dad's place.
One day I'll post it up.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:22,
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*awaits that joyous day...*
*...with a certain degree of trepidation!* ;) Wait, are you talking about your dad's "special place"? I'll collect 'em tomorrow! ;D
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that... ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:25,
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I couldn't sleep. This is the result.
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:49,
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Very good. :]
Have a cup of tea... *slips sleeping pills in tea* *gives*
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:50,
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I saw it all officer
I don't know for sure it was rohypnol, but what else could it be?
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:51,
archived )
Ambien...
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:58,
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Sweeteners.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:59,
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NO I HAVE NOT HAD TO EXPLAIN AWAY A SIMILAR OCCURANCE DON'T LOOK AT ME YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING I WAS NEVER CONVICTED!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:59,
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LOLOLOLOL
OMG UR A RAPIST LOL
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:00,
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The girl knows too much...
Where did I hide my ether...?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:02,
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Mue you know I never consented
Even if the fact we were holding hands convinced the jury otherwise. And I'm going to bed. Goodnight, internet.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:01,
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At last he's gone, now to patch through the camera feed...
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:05,
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Goodnight.
Sweet dreams and all that such. :]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:05,
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:54,
archived )
LOLZZZZ
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:57,
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With catchphrases like that
crime better watch out!
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:52,
archived )
Victory or jam tarts!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:53,
archived )
!
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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:10,
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Still the best superhero ever.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:13,
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*must not mention smash monkey... must NOT mention smash monkey...*
Ah, fuck it, she's in bed anyway.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:13,
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ha ha!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:16,
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JUSTICE FORCE!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:23,
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I HAVE A SUPERPOWER
I CAN BLEED FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT AND NOT DIE hurts like a bitch though
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Shiksa ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:34,
archived )
YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:51,
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SMOKE THAT KIPPER
also: that happened to me once
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:23,
archived )
Hahahaha
"Join the People Who Hate People Party!" "No!" "Why not?" "Are you going to be there?" "Yeah." "Then I ain't fucking coming." "That's what I'm talking about, you asshole, fuck off! Dammit, we almost had a meeting."
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:30,
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: )
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:37,
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Finished my summer reading assignment :D
Only took how long? Ahahah
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:34,
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Haha, that was quick
And you were fretting about about only having a week left Now draw a monster for the thread below.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:36,
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I work well under pressure.
:] This drawing is of a monster. I am obviously a monster. Rawr.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:36,
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You're not getting out of drawing a monster that easily!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:38,
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Fuuuuck.
Okayy. Can it be a paintmonster?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:39,
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Have you not looked at the thread below?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:40,
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Okayyyy.
Hold on.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:40,
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Dude. Monsters don't have summer reading assignments.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:39,
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Uhh, yeah they do.
They go to monster school.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:39,
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Yeah, but they don't read, they just learn how to scare kids
I'VE SEEN MONSTERS INC, MAN.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:40,
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE, MAN!
YOU WEREN'T THERE!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:41,
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DUDE I SAW THAT MOVIE
THAT SHIT'S THE BOMB.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:43,
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i like this image :D
are you an american lady? i have seen your work mostly at night thats why i guess you are.
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:41,
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Ok bitches and bitchesses, I don't care what time it is, or how skilled you are.
YOU'RE DRAWING ME A MONSTER RIGHT NOW! Update: FINNBAR is winning, let's see more monsters people!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:18,
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I said
www.b3ta.com/board/9668385 And if this is it you've done a very poor job.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:20,
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MONSTER ME NOW!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:21,
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smoking punk monster
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:27,
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This is a top grade monster!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:30,
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Don't have a cow, man.
HAVE A DELICIOUS SPLARIGOPJUL INSTEAD
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:30,
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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YES!
And in return you get this:
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:32,
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Haha, YES
They said it couldn't be done
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:33,
archived )
Hahaha!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:41,
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:D
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:42,
archived )
those arms are clearly built for lovin'.
woo!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:28,
archived )
Pearoast good for you?
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:22,
archived )
Top monstering! But NO!
We want to see new monsters!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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but I can't arts for shit
with out at least £1,000 worth of software.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:35,
archived )
Haha, this has so many different components
Good monster.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:37,
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FNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
5 extra points for gratuitous bottomage.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:38,
archived )
Honk!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:42,
archived )
Ok.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:32,
archived )
Quinthorn Octocock
AT YOUR SERVICE!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:33,
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It's a zombie octopus!
Everyone run for your lives!
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:43,
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A horny one!
Yeah lame, but I tried anyway.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:45,
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Looks more vampire to me
...isn't there a real vampire octopus/squid? ed: google says yes.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:50,
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I'm a monster...
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:37,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:40,
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Fuck. Here.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:43,
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Pea monster demands you eat your greens!
OR THEY'LL EAT YOU!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:44,
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THEY WILL, MAN!
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:45,
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Did you meet it, confront it, fight it, kill it and cut its head off?
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:45,
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No
It just has no body. It sorta...hops about on it's head.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:46,
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That's even scarier, somehow
Nice touch.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:46,
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Hahahah
Thanks. :]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:47,
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rawr!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:41,
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A fine and worthy specimen in every respect!
Awk!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:42,
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Very nice
I like the beak, that's thinking outside the box.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:43,
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It's too cute to be a monster.
*feeds it moldy crackers*
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:44,
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i dunno, man
that tail looks poisonous
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:45,
archived )
Mmmm
Mold
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:48,
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it's 20 feet high
is it still cute?
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:51,
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Yes
But angry eyebrows would fix it
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:53,
archived )
tried that
but it just looked mildly irritated
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:57,
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I tried to make it a little more scary
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:05,
archived )
Stoned Parrosaur is horny.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:07,
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Just need bigger crackers.
And a ladder.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:55,
archived )
Nice antenna-beak combo
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:47,
archived )
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:57,
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Friendly looking blob is friendly... we hope.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:04,
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It's demeanor is unknown, but it does make relaxing splurking noises.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:06,
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hello I am a monster
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:10,
archived )
Aww!
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:11,
archived )
This makes me glee.
And also glad that I hit refresh before going to bed!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:12,
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don't worry little fella
IT WILL ONLY STING FOR A FEW YEARS
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:14,
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\o/
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:14,
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But you see, children,
it turned out that all along the real monster WAS MAN.
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MooCow_Byter ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:46,
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THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME.
woo!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:04,
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I wasn't planning anything big when I started, but I got carried away a little
(Click first for wallpaper big (widescreen)) Based on concept art at: www.fictionscience.com
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:04,
archived )
Bloody 'ell
Very nice, click.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:07,
archived )
Cheers
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:10,
archived )
damn, that's wonderful
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:08,
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GOD DAMN, IT'S FUCKING HUGE!!!
Amazing. Ace as always. Woo yay houpla and every other encomium in the book. Forward ball-turret for clearing the LZ and everything.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:11,
archived )
Much appreciated
Thanks
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:14,
archived )
Flicking back and forth between the concept drawing and saying "shit" a lot here.
I like your version of the upper deck with the benches. I wish I was seated there right now.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:24,
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Cheers
I would want somewhere to sit on deck too
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:49,
archived )
Whoa. That's crazy good, man.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:53,
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*sigh*
A pipe with some fine turkish tobacco, a big chested lass in whaleboned muslin on my arm, as we zoom off to yet another encounter with assorted rotters and scallywags.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:03,
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That would
look nice with some hypershot rendering.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:16,
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Whoa!
You've not been round these parts for months fella, how's stuff?
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:19,
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If I ever get a free life time
I'll add UVW, displacement, materials and a scene. (Unlikely)
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:19,
archived )
AIRSHIPS!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:19,
archived )
jesus wept this is fucking amazing!
!!!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:47,
archived )
this is intensely good
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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fuck! this wins everything
top work!
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McBadger COW ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 17:40,
archived )
Reminds me....
...of Laputa, a fantastic anime movie by Studio Ghibli. I recommend watching the original dub/sub to really appreciate it - the newly released 'version' of it has a voiceover by some twunt from Dawsons Creek; not good. This looks a little like the Goliath in the movie. If on these things could fly about, it's be fantastic.. ..pretty easy to shoot down though I'd think - boy with the rifle and all that.
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chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock! ,
Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:06,
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Kids love fresh content
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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You take out an entire zebra crossing of school children with that thing.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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That reminds me of a time I was at a stoplight next to a US military HMMV
I said, "I'll race you to the top of the hill" Marine replied, "First one to run over someone on a bike wins"
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:04,
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That car is roughly twice the width of the road I live on.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:01,
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HUHUH WUSSY EURO FAG ROAD!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:10,
archived )
euro fag roads with corners
the yank's natural enemy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:21,
archived )
indeed
their simple technology is incapable of negotiating corners but not to worry! they'll freedom bomb the shit out of everything in perfectly straight lines :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22,
archived )
i'll shelter on a chicane
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:25,
archived )
That would explain the need for two license plates.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:45,
archived )
Haha!
Give it 30ft extra ground clearance and you have the perfect pre-recession shopping-run motor.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:01,
archived )
.2 miles to the gallon baby!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:04,
archived )
Perfect for the 5'2" x 4'9" soccermom set.
Avoids seeing all that distracting traffic and roadsigns while texting your offspring, drinking a soda, primping your hair, and shoveling in endless CookieBarn double oat and walnut crisps.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:06,
archived )
'ello Tah'
What's new?
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:08,
archived )
Not much actually. No art on the slab (yet, just 6pm here).
Had to go get a new mouse today, my old one kept double clicking at random moments. Switch was worn to shit. Did you see my atomic car?www.b3ta.com/board/9666150 I think I have finally got bevels on paths fixed in my mind. Blender is maddening. You modeling anything today?
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:17,
archived )
Yes, it's been rendering for the last 30mins or so because
I got carried away and wasn't very efficient. My mouse has been double clicking for a long time also. Atomic car is going well! Nice to see the progress from your first 3d sketch of it.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:27,
archived )
I think I'm going to do it at least once more.
But this time I'm going to start with the driver and passenger and build out. In his drawing you can just see how huge that car is if you look in the front window. I still need to hone my skills on layers, parenting and proxy items in Blender. Scene management is fucking tough. I keep exporting to Bryce for the renders and not getting around to learning more about Blender materials as a result. I fear Bryce will go the way my Strata3D did and not work on the generation of machines I have by the time I get comfortable.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:36,
archived )
That sounds like every 35+yo in West St. Louis County
It drives me mad when people can't even park the things. I've always been tempted to carry notes with me to place under their windshield wiper: "If you can't park it, do you think you should be driving it?"
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:11,
archived )
or even better, one that says FUCK OFF AND DIE
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:18,
archived )
They are fucking everywhere.
Or at least everywhere I walk. I've nearly been run over by bloated tarts in SUVs every other day for a month or more. School has started, so I might be safe for a few months. [/;-D
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:21,
archived )
Too many americanisms... my Selfrightous Brit sense is outraged.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:17,
archived )
Kunukistan is getting filled with the breed of late.
As I was saying above, they are a menace.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22,
archived )
"soccermom" by itself is three.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:24,
archived )
What is the proportion of British insomniacs to Americans these days?
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:30,
archived )
Guilty of the former, y'honour.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:31,
archived )
At this time in the morning? 2:1 I'd guess.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32,
archived )
Nah
it's nearly 10pm in the States, the hour at which I've spent about 90% of all my time on b3ta (and i am a dirty american)
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42,
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If there were that many mekins about then this place wouldn't be as slow as it is during the night.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:45,
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Keep going through the night, Mue, c'mon, one for the team.
You've shown before that you don't need anyone else around to post.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:51,
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A few hours ago I asked people what to draw, no one suggested anything interesting.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:53,
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Still on the board too, in the bottom thread.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:54,
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I even took the time to open ps for that space picture for clansoul, who never replied. Ungrateful sod.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:57,
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well i like it :D
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:59,
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Draw the queen mother basting a turkey.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:01,
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It's the dead moments between the eastcoasters and the southern sea freaks that gets me.
I think there is only three or four of us on the westcoast of NA in the middle.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:57,
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Hahaha
You should be CEO of GM
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:07,
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i love fresh crumpets
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:16,
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I find crumpets pointless. They're like eating sponges.
Unless they're hot with butter, then they're like eating hot buttery sponges.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:18,
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exactly
hot buttery sponges, that leave butter rings on your plates and buttery smears on your fingers and face. but don't put jam on them, that's just wrong.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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But they don't taste of anything. And they're hard to chew.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22,
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not if you toast them just right
they're also surprisingly good with peanut butter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:26,
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Nothing is good with peanut butter. Peanuts are the devils food.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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well that sounds logical
i've been told i'm quite evil
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:28,
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They taste of drought.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:29,
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I wonder what peanut butter spread on peanuts tastes like
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:31,
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Sticky drought.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32,
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nutty.
very nutty.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:33,
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i've never tasted drought
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32,
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All nuts do it. You're eating your cake or chocolate bar or whatever
And then you bite through a nut and get that warm, unpleastant sensation when the nut kills the taste you were previously enjoying and fills your tongue with dry nutty awfulness.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:35,
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i like nuts
especially walnuts
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:36,
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I don't, they're superfluous to requirements. Their flavour is in most cases negligible and their texture just makes them an added chore.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:43,
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I don't like mushrooms either, they taste fine but are icky to chew.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:46,
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Or eggs, nothing that wrong with them, I just never feel the desire to eat them.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:47,
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i find them pleasant and tasty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:47,
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:29,
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I thought I'd post something I've never posted before.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:30,
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a letter to a nun?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32,
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No I've posted one of those before.
I put photos of my cock inside the envelope.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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was it a small envelope?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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Yes, but the pictures were really zoomed out. And cropped.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39,
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riiiiight ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42,
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Quiet, you.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:44,
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heheheh
right, time for bed, methinks. g'night all
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:48,
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Cya!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:50,
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'night
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:54,
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'Night! :]
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:56,
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You should make one of those youtube reaction videos, like they have for shock sites, only for your penis.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER YOUR MUM
IS IT A BLACK MAN, IS IT A BLACK MAN
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32,
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Not again! HAHAHA! Right then, have it...
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39,
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Hahahahaha
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39,
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ahahahaa
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elbow ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42,
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This made me snort with enjoyment.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42,
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Ha! Just found this
Most Woo
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40 ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:55,
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And on tonights show back to basics...
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Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:07,
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Takes me back to old Virgini' . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:11,
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Stir Crazy???
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Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:14,
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Something in that vein . . . yes . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:16,
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that reminds me PILLOW......
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Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:17,
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Re-remind me ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:19,
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hahaha......good entry
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:16,
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tvm
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Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:18,
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I'm going to trap a group of environmentalists inside a caravan which I will set fire to. Then I will take the remains, attach Richard Hammond to them, throw them in a lake and watch him sink.
Then I will spew a vaguely racist generalisation about the country that so incompetently manufactured the caravan, then I will dance on the graves of the enviromentalists. Then I will get my dream job as a Top Gear presenter.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:22,
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You forgot shoehorning the british army into a road test.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:29,
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I watched that hoping they'd accidentally killed him.
And it had, for some reason, been broadcasted anyway.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:32,
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what's wrong with that, the ones where the military are involved are usually the most epic www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fb_1228841071
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Peter_G ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:42,
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I like Top Gear.
I just prefered it when the features weren't so obviously scripted.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:45,
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but they... er...
well.... oh.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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If you could be so kind as to also apply this strategy to all sport personalities we just might have world peace.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:33,
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I am amused by the thought of burning environmentalists
particularly, I ponder the resultant carbon emissions into the atmosphere.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:50,
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Their inveitable vegetarianism would mean they're far more likely to produce more methane per day than other humans.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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Man, the burning caravan's gonna light up the night sky!
ahh yeah!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:54,
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That is an ironic aside worth pointing out to them through the barred window of the caravan just before they die.
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zoldergoose ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:52,
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I could always play with them by suggesting the utilisation of carbon trading certificates before they die
bonus points if they fall for this scam! :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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evenin'
tonight's completely unrelated response is as follows: biggar (~1.5Mb) i25.tinypic.com/2ih81hl.gif
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:22,
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*giggles like a loon*
I do love it. I DO I DO I DO
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:30,
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Dogsex.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:31,
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...the best kind of sex
EDIT: How dare you link to my very private profile
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:32,
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Interactive profile no less! You bastard.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:35,
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whatever you do, do NOT click the hidden submit button
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:38,
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My tab key says YOU LIE!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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Pedro dogsex hin
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:36,
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all of the cool kids are doing it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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How long does it take for the google spiders to update search results?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:41,
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so far, nothing
*sigh of relief*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:44,
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the dogs should be fucking in fucking, austria
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:47,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:48,
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It's all about the ass
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:50,
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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\o.o/
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:11,
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that's a big hamster
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:45,
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I have nothing clever to add to this post
so instead, I shall type as follows, thus: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:47,
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