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# busy day ahead, so I'll get all this out of my system now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# love the foot
bestest foot ever - have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# HO scale
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# IT'S A TEMPORAL WARP BOMB
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# WHOAH!
I want you to find GoldenEye, find out who took it and stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# looks like your hunch was right
too bad the evil queen of numbers wouldn't let you play it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Unlike the American government we prefer not get our bad news from the CNN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ace
Yay for temporal warp bombs!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha, great
*Fishes around for an oldie*
Um, here:

Anyone remember the epic hippo thread? Aaah those were the days...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# yes, yes i do :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Miss Jones.... you need double top to win
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Me and Miss Jones, we got a thing going on
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *Pulls up to the bumper*
She is ever so slightly exquisitely mad, that one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# DAMN!!!
I forgot her shadow! GGGGGGGgggggggrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Don't stress it
Jokes are better than technique, and this is very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Tell that to the b3ta nazis with thier seamhorse collections! lol
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# old skool shoopping
current.com/items/89021308_amazing-pre-photoshop-work-on-grace-jones-island-life-cover.htm
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Damn, I always thought she was THAT flexible!
Still does to show the wonder of 70's photo shop!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# 19th Century Antics
(Redmond, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Quotastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# There goes the neighborhood.
It's doomed now.

Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Nothing much has changed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# that's evil that is, defacing art like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:13, archived)
# dammit. I spent 5 long mins looking for the quo in the crowd!
good job!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Slowly applauds!
quickly clicks
(Eli-T, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Soup herb.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Olde eeeeeewwwww-e.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_-OKoZGkXU
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:11, archived)
# I had that, but now that I look in my playlist its gone.
Simple is often very effective.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:19, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# WRING IT BABY. WRING IT GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Good morning the board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Someone was impersonating you a bit yesterday
as in they used the same source images
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I hadn't used that pic yet, keozen got first use of it here.
I liked it. A little flat in the colouring, but each to their own style.

edit:
BTW: I uploaded a bunch presized and bubbled for easy DIYing ages ago.
101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, And so on up to 125 for anyone to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# the subtle humor you can create with these is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# It's too easy. And shitloads of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# The bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# i am totally going to do these all the time and impersonate you now taxicow
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Feel free to do so. I'll laugh, and so will lots of others.
Clipart comics are damn near universal in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# universe is universal
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Ah, I like those DIY ones

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Eeek, it's after 2am now, so I'll post this old olde ode to you and your monsters.

See you all later then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Night night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:07, archived)
# dittto
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# G'night Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Wow great, thanx! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# what is being wrung out?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Spoilers aren't my thing.
But for the right price, I might wimple out and tell you the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# steve price?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# The sporty fellow? (had to google)
Not my usual fare, but if he's easy...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Ph no!
The mind boggles
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:53, archived)
# GURN GARY, GURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:19, archived)
# I LOVE GARY BUSEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:32, archived)
# I'M NOW MAKING A BUSEYLOVERS PIZZA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:44, archived)
# praise be unto him
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
I'M THE FUCKING POPE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# GET BUSY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Holy shit you're posting some sinister pics today
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Steve Iwin's corpulent ghost haunts my deer forest.
*shits self*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:44, archived)
# thats cool
i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:47, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:48, archived)
# If you go down to the woods today...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:54, archived)
# He waits.
That's what he does.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:25, archived)
# UNEXPECTED BUSEY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:28, archived)
# man_with_braces.gif
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:30, archived)
# FUCK

PREVIEW LIES
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:33, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Man_with_braces.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:31, archived)
# busey busey busey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:36, archived)
# It may not be my B3ta Day but I do get older today...
...in an effort to not feel almost 30 I'm off to the beach to fly my sports kite, what is everyone else upto?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Happy Birthday :)
It's a Bank Holiday here so I'm going to tidy my flat, maybe write a few more pages of my script,
watch The Virgin Suicides then go over to my friends' to drink the champagne I got as a leaving present at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Fucking hell, The Virgin Suicides is a GREAT way to put yourself in the mood for drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Cool
I could instead watch Pecker or Auto Focus. Haven't decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:03, archived)
# Either way, enjoy the rinking...
Champagne has never been my thing (tastes like carbonated cat piss to me) but enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:06, archived)
# Me neither
That's why I'm taking it over to my friends' place
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:08, archived)
# The Virgin Suicides is a good enough movie, but I guarantee that you won't be in a happy mood afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:23, archived)
# I haven't seen the film, but I know that this track comes from that film
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQ4reLS8Lo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:25, archived)
# There are a couple of decent songs on the soundtrack (even if it is by Air)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7lkXHMlXSQ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Yeah
I do like their album "Moon Safari". However, since that one, all the latest albums of theirs have been absolute shite
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:34, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:36, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:34, archived)
# I liked that album before it became a coffee shop staple
I can't listen to it at all now, it's been played to death.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Yes its everywhere you go now.
It's a similar story to the early Hotel Costes compilations
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:55, archived)
# I'm 30 in a few days
thanks for the reminder. I should book a restaurant or something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Which day would this be?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Welcome to the 30s club
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# NOT YET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:22, archived)
# SOON
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:24, archived)
# This is a pre-emptive strike
I see the future
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:25, archived)
# christ, me too
come friday i shall be thirty

this depresses me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 8:12, archived)
# I'm sitting at home reading, photoshopping, rendering, and posting shit.
Your bioday is it? Well have a happy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:57, archived)
# I'll be flying a kite while wearing a bowler hat...
...happiness is guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:04, archived)
# Indeed! Any activity where hats are involved is the best.
I've not owned a bowler yet. I tend towards fedoras and other flat brimmed hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:12, archived)
# I went for the Bowler mainly because no one else tends to do any more...
...it's an awesome hat and deserves a resurgence in popularity :)

(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:15, archived)
# I've been very tempted by porkpies recently.
But I must agree that the bowler's clean lines are very stylish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:26, archived)
# yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:05, archived)
# AAAARGH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:16, archived)
# what the fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:16, archived)
# i don't know but it sure likes birthdays
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:19, archived)
# I JUST SAW A PIG MAN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)
# happy day
i'm headed toward 36 in february but man made environment red shirt nuke plant lake disasters are going to shoot me in the head before i make the trip to scotland next year.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:42, archived)
# OH GARY

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:46, archived)
# gnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:56, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)
# arrrrhhhhhhhpphhffft
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 7:28, archived)
# I saw this and felt compelled to add a few missing tips...
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Incidentally
I have 6gb of crucial ram in my compy.
Not because of some moron in a red shirt holding innacurate information.
Rather it's because Vista has an ever hungry gaping maw that demands memory.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
# 6G of RAM?
Fuck. What are you running, Skynet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Haha
I do 3d render stuff which makes the compy die normally.

Incidentally, it was my birthday a few days ago on the 29th.
That just so happens to be Judgement day in Terminator 2, also Michael Jacksons birthday.
COINCIDENCE? Possibly, but maybe I should mention something in the conspiracy theory thread...
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Belated Happy Birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Cheers pal :D
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:48, archived)
# RED SHIRTS ARE KILLING THE PLANET!
 
THE DYES ARE MADE FROM HELPLESS LITTLE BEETLES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:56, archived)
# THEY ALL GET BEAMED DOWN TO OTHER PLANETS THEN KILLED
WHAT A WASTE OF RESOURCES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:58, archived)
# LOL I MADE A STAR TREK JOKE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:10, archived)
# SET PHASERS ON FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:18, archived)
# *sets dial to maximum*
Hey, that's my fun setting! EAT FUN! HAHAHA, BWAHAHAHA etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:20, archived)
# bleeding on the ground with a face full of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:21, archived)
# It's lols Jim, but not as we know it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Those phasers actually were shit.
On kill they dissolved the target to sparkling lights with no blood
or stumpy parts left over. Totally useless for fun if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:25, archived)
# SET FACES TO STUNNED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:21, archived)
# presumably 64 bit?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Yes, but far too nice a response to such crap.
Needs a threat to rape their grandmother or stab their dog.
Utter twaddle like that should be punished with extreme pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)
# *starts distributing pitchforks*
I'm with ya!
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Someone I used to work with got quite upset when I pointed out that keeping his old laptop was better for the environment than buying one of those "bamboo" ones.
He took quite a bit of convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:39, archived)
# ARRRRRRGGGH! FOOLS AND IDIOTS!
Less than 10% of the materials are sort of eco friendly, sort of.
So, out of 200%, you have a ~190% eco score. Well done, tard!
Your method gets half score with no effort or additional cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:48, archived)
# he kept going on about how it uses less energy
when I finally got it through to him how much energy was required to build a new computer from scratch, he started saying that he'd still save money because he was using less electricity.

Guess what I said to that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:53, archived)
# I hope it was, "YOU'RE A CLUELESS FUCKING IDIOT WITH THE BRAIN OF A SQUASHED BEETLE!"
But no doubt you were much kinder than I. That line of thinking is really suspect if
you are in an area served by hydro-electric power. That water was headed down
anyway, why not get some use out of it as it goes by? Nuke power is also like that.
Although a little more difficult to gather, tend, and clean up. But not by much.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:06, archived)
# ashally i just pointed out that he was already more than a thousand dollars down on the deal so he'd better use it a lot if he wants to come out on top
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:20, archived)
# Also, growing up in Tassie which is 100% Hydro powered, I should point out that an entire valley of untouched rainforest was flooded to build Lake Pedder.
Tidal Power, now there's your ticket.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Pedder
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:39, archived)
# I lived near a place for a while where it was proposed to make a tidal power station.
It was shit canned because a bunch of idiots built a few cities down the coast from the site on sandbars!
There was a fear that those would be destroyed and other areas would be flooded. Not that they had any
real data to back this up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bay_of_Fundy#Tidal_electrical_power_generation
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:53, archived)
# SANDBARS!
The most persistent geological feature known to man....

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GArbUV_yv2k
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:38, archived)
#
...thanks, for that. Haha.

edit: was I harping on?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:41, archived)
# The only poon visible from space: The Great Wall of Vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# what's on the other side, the shitty wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)
# China
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# YOU WANT SHITTY BEEF?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# WITH EXTRA SPECIAL BRACK BEAN SAUCE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)
# DAMN MONGORIANS
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)
# I'm gonna get you, fuckin' Mongorians! Don't break down my city wall!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxfHTqeNRSI
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# heh
 
that's really poorly done
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
# i know
that's why i posted it =D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/DENNAL_PLAN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:45, archived)
# gronkpan knows the score
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:48, archived)
# pfffffffft
 
someone out there is totally gay for Lenny and I am not talking about Carl
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:20, archived)
# No wonder the Dicks have relentlessly attacked it throughout the ages
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# URBAN MYTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# What, that it's the only thing visible from space, or that it's visible at all?
Or that it's made up of lots of vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Well, if it is visible (nobody ever specifies how close you need to be), then so are most highways and buildings
the vaginas thing is true
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Using the very first generation of spy satellites it was the only ancient structure visible from space.
Not so much a lie as a generalization and boast at the same time. The press added the "with the naked eye"
bit later because they are cunts and can't quite get it thru their idiotic heads that there is no atmosphere in
space in which to have a "naked" eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
# surely in the right light the pyramids would also be visible?
They're not nearly as long but they're certainly bigger at the base. At the very least, the shadows of the pyramids at sunrise/sunset would be visible.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I might think so too.
It was a shitty propaganda throw away during the cold-war
and they wanted to use the red/yellow scare aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)
# ^This^
'Outer space' is only ~60 miles up... and lots of things are visible from that distance (buildings, highways, etc). :)

/pointless fact gleaned from watching Q.I. blog

EDIT: And I'm sure one of my ex-girlfriends' vajayjay's was visible from space... it was certainly big enough. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:15, archived)
# I just remember standing on it and thinking "I've been on roads wider than this, how can it be the only thing that's visible?"
Then I took a piss on it. I took a big piss on the great wall of China. I got my friend to take a photo of it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:17, archived)
# THERE'S YOUR FUCKING TANG DYNASTY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen! ;D
Mwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I went looking for them after I posted that, but they must be in storage at my dad's place.
One day I'll post it up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# *awaits that joyous day...*
*...with a certain degree of trepidation!* ;)

Wait, are you talking about your dad's "special place"? I'll collect 'em tomorrow! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)
# I couldn't sleep. This is the result.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Very good. :]
Have a cup of tea...
*slips sleeping pills in tea* *gives*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I saw it all officer
I don't know for sure it was rohypnol, but what else could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Ambien...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Sweeteners.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# NO I HAVE NOT HAD TO EXPLAIN AWAY A SIMILAR OCCURANCE DON'T LOOK AT ME YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING I WAS NEVER CONVICTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
OMG UR A RAPIST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# The girl knows too much...
Where did I hide my ether...?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Mue you know I never consented
Even if the fact we were holding hands convinced the jury otherwise.

And I'm going to bed. Goodnight, internet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)
# At last he's gone, now to patch through the camera feed...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Goodnight.
Sweet dreams and all that such. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# LOLZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# With catchphrases like that
crime better watch out!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Victory or jam tarts!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Still the best superhero ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# *must not mention smash monkey... must NOT mention smash monkey...*
Ah, fuck it, she's in bed anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# JUSTICE FORCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I HAVE A SUPERPOWER
I CAN BLEED FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT AND NOT DIE


hurts like a bitch though
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# SMOKE THAT KIPPER
also: that happened to me once


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Join the People Who Hate People Party!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"Are you going to be there?"
"Yeah."
"Then I ain't fucking coming."
"That's what I'm talking about, you asshole, fuck off! Dammit, we almost had a meeting."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Finished my summer reading assignment :D

Only took how long? Ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Haha, that was quick
And you were fretting about about only having a week left

Now draw a monster for the thread below.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I work well under pressure.
:]

This drawing is of a monster. I am obviously a monster. Rawr.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# You're not getting out of drawing a monster that easily!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Fuuuuck.
Okayy. Can it be a paintmonster?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Have you not looked at the thread below?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Okayyyy.
Hold on.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Dude. Monsters don't have summer reading assignments.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Uhh, yeah they do.
They go to monster school.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Yeah, but they don't read, they just learn how to scare kids
I'VE SEEN MONSTERS INC, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE, MAN!
YOU WEREN'T THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
# DUDE I SAW THAT MOVIE
THAT SHIT'S THE BOMB.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# i like this image :D
are you an american lady? i have seen your work mostly at night thats why i guess you are.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Ok bitches and bitchesses, I don't care what time it is, or how skilled you are.
YOU'RE DRAWING ME A MONSTER RIGHT NOW!

Update: FINNBAR is winning, let's see more monsters people!

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# I said
www.b3ta.com/board/9668385

And if this is it you've done a very poor job.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# MONSTER ME NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)
# smoking punk monster
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# This is a top grade monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Don't have a cow, man.
HAVE A DELICIOUS SPLARIGOPJUL INSTEAD
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# YES!
And in return you get this:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Haha, YES
They said it couldn't be done
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# those arms are clearly built for lovin'.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Pearoast good for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Top monstering! But NO!
We want to see new monsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# but I can't arts for shit
with out at least £1,000 worth of software.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Haha, this has so many different components
Good monster.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
# FNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
5 extra points for gratuitous bottomage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:39, archived)
# Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Quinthorn Octocock
AT YOUR SERVICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# It's a zombie octopus!
Everyone run for your lives!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# A horny one!
Yeah lame, but I tried anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Looks more vampire to me
...isn't there a real vampire octopus/squid?
ed: google says yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I'm a monster...
b3ta.com/board/9668412
Rawr! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
#
Nuh huh young lady
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Fuck. Here.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Pea monster demands you eat your greens!
OR THEY'LL EAT YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# THEY WILL, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Did you meet it, confront it, fight it, kill it and cut its head off?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# No
It just has no body. It sorta...hops about on it's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)
# That's even scarier, somehow
Nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)
# Hahahah
Thanks. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
# rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:41, archived)
# A fine and worthy specimen in every respect!
Awk!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Very nice
I like the beak, that's thinking outside the box.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# It's too cute to be a monster.
*feeds it moldy crackers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# i dunno, man
that tail looks poisonous
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Mmmm
Mold
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# it's 20 feet high
is it still cute?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Yes
But angry eyebrows would fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# tried that
but it just looked mildly irritated
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# I tried to make it a little more scary
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Stoned Parrosaur is horny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Just need bigger crackers.
And a ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Nice antenna-beak combo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Friendly looking blob is friendly... we hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)
# It's demeanor is unknown, but it does make relaxing splurking noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# hello I am a monster
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Aww!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)
# This makes me glee.
And also glad that I hit refresh before going to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# don't worry little fella
IT WILL ONLY STING FOR A FEW YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)
# But you see, children,
it turned out that all along the real monster

WAS MAN.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:46, archived)
# THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I wasn't planning anything big when I started, but I got carried away a little
(Click first for wallpaper big (widescreen))



Based on concept art at:
www.fictionscience.com
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
Very nice, click.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
# damn, that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# GOD DAMN, IT'S FUCKING HUGE!!!
Amazing. Ace as always. Woo yay houpla and every other encomium in the book.
Forward ball-turret for clearing the LZ and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Much appreciated
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Flicking back and forth between the concept drawing and saying "shit" a lot here.
I like your version of the upper deck with the benches. I wish I was seated there right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Cheers
I would want somewhere to sit on deck too
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Whoa. That's crazy good, man.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# *sigh*
A pipe with some fine turkish tobacco, a big chested lass
in whaleboned muslin on my arm, as we zoom off to yet
another encounter with assorted rotters and scallywags.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
# That would
look nice with some hypershot rendering.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Whoa!
You've not been round these parts for months fella, how's stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# If I ever get a free life time
I'll add UVW, displacement, materials and a scene. (Unlikely)
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# AIRSHIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# jesus wept this is fucking amazing!
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 5:47, archived)
# this is intensely good
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 10:53, archived)
# fuck! this wins everything
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Reminds me....
...of Laputa, a fantastic anime movie by Studio Ghibli. I recommend watching the original dub/sub to really appreciate it - the newly released 'version' of it has a voiceover by some twunt from Dawsons Creek; not good. This looks a little like the Goliath in the movie.

If on these things could fly about, it's be fantastic..
..pretty easy to shoot down though I'd think - boy with the rifle and all that.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Kids love fresh content


Here is the before pic

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# You take out an entire zebra crossing of school children with that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# That reminds me of a time I was at a stoplight next to a US military HMMV
I said, "I'll race you to the top of the hill"

Marine replied, "First one to run over someone on a bike wins"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# That car is roughly twice the width of the road I live on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# HUHUH WUSSY EURO FAG ROAD!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# euro fag roads with corners
the yank's natural enemy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# indeed
their simple technology is incapable of negotiating corners

but not to worry!

they'll freedom bomb the shit out of everything in perfectly straight lines :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# i'll shelter on a chicane
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:25, archived)
# That would explain the need for two license plates.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Haha!
Give it 30ft extra ground clearance and you have the perfect
pre-recession shopping-run motor.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# .2 miles to the gallon baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Perfect for the 5'2" x 4'9" soccermom set.
Avoids seeing all that distracting traffic and roadsigns while texting
your offspring, drinking a soda, primping your hair, and shoveling
in endless CookieBarn double oat and walnut crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# 'ello Tah'
What's new?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Not much actually. No art on the slab (yet, just 6pm here).
Had to go get a new mouse today, my old one kept double clicking at random
moments. Switch was worn to shit. Did you see my atomic car?
www.b3ta.com/board/9666150 I think I have finally got bevels on paths
fixed in my mind. Blender is maddening. You modeling anything today?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Yes, it's been rendering for the last 30mins or so because
I got carried away and wasn't very efficient.
My mouse has been double clicking for a long time also.
Atomic car is going well! Nice to see the progress from your first 3d sketch of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# I think I'm going to do it at least once more.
But this time I'm going to start with the driver and passenger and build out.
In his drawing you can just see how huge that car is if you look in the front
window. I still need to hone my skills on layers, parenting and proxy items
in Blender. Scene management is fucking tough. I keep exporting to Bryce
for the renders and not getting around to learning more about Blender
materials as a result. I fear Bryce will go the way my Strata3D did and not
work on the generation of machines I have by the time I get comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# That sounds like every 35+yo in West St. Louis County
It drives me mad when people can't even park the things.
I've always been tempted to carry notes with me to place under their windshield wiper:

"If you can't park it, do you think you should be driving it?"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# or even better, one that says FUCK OFF AND DIE
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# They are fucking everywhere.
Or at least everywhere I walk. I've nearly been run over by
bloated tarts in SUVs every other day for a month or more.
School has started, so I might be safe for a few months. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Too many americanisms... my Selfrightous Brit sense is outraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Kunukistan is getting filled with the breed of late.
As I was saying above, they are a menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# "soccermom" by itself is three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# What is the proportion of British insomniacs to Americans these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Guilty of the former, y'honour.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# At this time in the morning? 2:1 I'd guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Nah
it's nearly 10pm in the States, the hour at which I've spent about 90% of all my time on b3ta (and i am a dirty american)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# If there were that many mekins about then this place wouldn't be as slow as it is during the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Keep going through the night, Mue, c'mon, one for the team.
You've shown before that you don't need anyone else around to post.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
# A few hours ago I asked people what to draw, no one suggested anything interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Still on the board too, in the bottom thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I even took the time to open ps for that space picture for clansoul, who never replied. Ungrateful sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# well i like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Draw the queen mother basting a turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:01, archived)
# It's the dead moments between the eastcoasters and the southern sea freaks that gets me.
I think there is only three or four of us on the westcoast of NA in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Hahaha
You should be CEO of GM
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# i love fresh crumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I find crumpets pointless. They're like eating sponges.
Unless they're hot with butter, then they're like eating hot buttery sponges.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# exactly
hot buttery sponges, that leave butter rings on your plates and buttery smears on your fingers and face.
but don't put jam on them, that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
# But they don't taste of anything. And they're hard to chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# not if you toast them just right
they're also surprisingly good with peanut butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Nothing is good with peanut butter. Peanuts are the devils food.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# well that sounds logical
i've been told i'm quite evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# They taste of drought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I wonder what peanut butter spread on peanuts tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Sticky drought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# nutty.
very nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# i've never tasted drought
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# All nuts do it. You're eating your cake or chocolate bar or whatever
And then you bite through a nut and get that warm, unpleastant sensation when the nut kills the taste you were previously enjoying and fills your tongue with dry nutty awfulness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# i like nuts
especially walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I don't, they're superfluous to requirements. Their flavour is in most cases negligible and their texture just makes them an added chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I don't like mushrooms either, they taste fine but are icky to chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Or eggs, nothing that wrong with them, I just never feel the desire to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
# i find them pleasant and tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I thought I'd post something I've never posted before.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# a letter to a nun?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# No I've posted one of those before.
I put photos of my cock inside the envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# was it a small envelope?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Yes, but the pictures were really zoomed out. And cropped.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# riiiiight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Quiet, you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# heheheh
right, time for bed, methinks.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Cya!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:50, archived)
# 'night
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# 'Night! :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# You should make one of those youtube reaction videos, like they have for shock sites, only for your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER YOUR MUM
IS IT A BLACK MAN, IS IT A BLACK MAN
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Not again! HAHAHA! Right then, have it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# ahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# This made me snort with enjoyment.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Ha! Just found this
Most Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry] And on tonights show back to basics...
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Takes me back to old Virgini' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Stir Crazy???
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Something in that vein . . . yes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# that reminds me PILLOW......
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Re-remind me ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# hahaha......good entry
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# tvm
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I'm going to trap a group of environmentalists inside a caravan which I will set fire to. Then I will take the remains, attach Richard Hammond to them, throw them in a lake and watch him sink.
Then I will spew a vaguely racist generalisation about the country that so incompetently manufactured the caravan, then I will dance on the graves of the enviromentalists.

Then I will get my dream job as a Top Gear presenter.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You forgot shoehorning the british army into a road test.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I watched that hoping they'd accidentally killed him.
And it had, for some reason, been broadcasted anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
#
what's wrong with that, the ones where the military are involved are usually the most epic www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fb_1228841071
(Peter_G, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I like Top Gear.
I just prefered it when the features weren't so obviously scripted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# but they... er...
well....

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# If you could be so kind as to also apply this strategy to all sport personalities we just might have world peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I am amused by the thought of burning environmentalists
particularly, I ponder the resultant carbon emissions into the atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Their inveitable vegetarianism would mean they're far more likely to produce more methane per day than other humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Man, the burning caravan's gonna light up the night sky!
ahh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# That is an ironic aside worth pointing out to them through the barred window of the caravan just before they die.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I could always play with them by suggesting the utilisation of carbon trading certificates before they die
bonus points if they fall for this scam!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# evenin'
tonight's completely unrelated response is as follows:

biggar (~1.5Mb) i25.tinypic.com/2ih81hl.gif
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# *giggles like a loon*
I do love it. I DO I DO I DO

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Dogsex.
dogsex
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)
# ...the best kind of sex


EDIT: How dare you link to my very private profile
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Interactive profile no less! You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# whatever you do, do NOT click the hidden submit button
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# My tab key says YOU LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Pedro dogsex hin
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# all of the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# How long does it take for the google spiders to update search results?
cat cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# so far, nothing
*sigh of relief*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# the dogs should be fucking in fucking, austria
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
#
austrain incest scandal
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
# It's all about the ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
#

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# \o.o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# that's a big hamster
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I have nothing clever to add to this post
so instead, I shall type as follows, thus:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)

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