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[challenge entry] LET'S GET READY TOO....
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I think he looks quite the man with that beard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# just look at that buxom bosom
I'm gonna have to sit on my hands methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# haha you are going for 'the doublehanded stranger' ?!
I say, only few can master that art.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Aaaaaand in the blue corner - Phil 'The Greek' Windsor!
Woo! Shop toppery.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Wasn't sure if the royal nipple would put folks of their lunch?
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# the queen would so kick ones arse.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hooray!
I'd so like to sleep with the queen. Just so I could tell my both of my mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# 'Tis but an honour Sir Ninj
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# O tish tish
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Sorry to TJ but... I cannot believe we almost overlooked one of the most important days of the year!
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20826
YARRRRRR etc
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Aww on a Saturday? Where's the fun in that?
ARRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# 'tis a rum do
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# that it be...
it loses its appeal mightily outside a workplace context...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Heh, it was fun once a couple of years ago. Since then I think I gave up caring.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Me and some friends at school dressed up and collected money for charity for it 5-6 years ago.
Then went to see pirates of the caribbean. It was great until we were involved in a small car accident and had to explain ourselves while dressed as pirates with a talking parrot repeating everything we said in a squeaky voice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I would have thought that would be when the fun really kicked in...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# To be honest, I quite enjoyed it.
The bloke who was driving and talking to the large man whose car he'd dinked was less amused.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# WWF FTW!
FE.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Have a click for sheer wrongness.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# This TUC conference wasn't at all what I expected
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Arf!
It exceeded your wildest dreams then? :)

EDIT: Who's feeding him? Mandelson?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Are tuc those crackers with the god awful "cheese" in them?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# They do 'Ritz' style plain ones too
but yes, the sandwich with the cheese flavour filling
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# they were yumsome!
I used to like squeezing them together and making the 'cheese' ooze out of the little holes in the crackers
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it is indeed fucking awful shite
but TUC and Ritz are somehow the fucking tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ritz = Titz
no question
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# haha
Big Train
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Does anyone wanna see my monkey impression?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# They are a fearfully agreeable substance.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# entirely this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# nasty NASTY things.. The plain ones were ok though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Wow! Nice eating algorithm!
He looks like a boglin when he eats
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahahah! he'll make himself sick...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# well he makes everyone else sick, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# politix lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# num num num
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I want to be in politics and have a Pringles convention
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Yay!
Cheesey Goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I went for a run this morning
I saw a fat baby that looked like our leader
should I stop running in the morning?

(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# christ, that thing is going to grow up to be a "Boomer"...
top shoppage! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *sicks up rusks*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# My Momma's chubby...
What chance has the poor child? Compare the fore-arms! Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# ARSEPIGEON!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# first office lol in ages
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] aaaw bless

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# the one on the right looks like rob
*pondering if I need to delete this post, or get my account banned by rob*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha UR so B&
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'm already sending him a limited X-files collection....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I think if he banned every b3tan who took the piss out of him then this board would be a very empty place indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# as long if there's some sick twisted love...there always be a b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# wood
like a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Run faster!
Nice shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# kin ell - look at the arms on her mother!
That is indeed a big baby. You shoulda shopped some caek in its feeding tray thing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# the bits you haven't shopped scare me more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Yes.
This.

Mind, it's a very nice bit of shopping where it is
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Puppy Tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# PUPPY POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ta-da da daa da-daaaaaahhhhh!
and yes, I almost shouted that out at the top of my voice in teh middle of a busy office.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# And you need to be shot for it.
Scrappy blummin do indeed.

*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Lemmie at 'im
LEMMMIE AT 'IM!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# You'll be joining him if you keep that up, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# one of my girlfriend's friends fancied Dogtanian
I don't understand that - you can't even see his packet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# dogtanian, you say?
One for all and all for one, Muskerhounds are always ready,
One for all and all for one, helping everybody...
One for all and all for one, it's a pretty story,
Sharing everything with fun. That's the way to be!

Na na na, na na na... etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Is it me
or did that cartoon go on for an eternity?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# it did seem to go on and on, long after dogtanian actaully became a "muskerhound"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I'm sure they started repeating it before it reached any sort of conclusion.
Just like Ulysses 31, Mysterious Cities of Gold, Around the World with Willy Fogg, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# well, Ulysess and MCOG did have proper endings to them....
Around the World I'm pretty sure had a conclusion, then started WF and journey to the centre of the earth. (I'm sure I've seen one episode of this)

Jayce I'm sure never had a final episode (that pesky Saw Boss never got finished off!), much like dungeons and dragons (there is an offical script floating about for that)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# is he...
doing the Konami cheat?
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Dogs can't look up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Perhaps its some other animal in a dog suit then?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I believe you are incorrect.
Did you mean they can't move their eyes upwards, as this one is doing, or that they can't put their head back and look upwards? My dogs have all been capable of both types of movement... look up at helicopters, calling birds etc.

Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# made a rather nice snow scene


Click for bigger (291 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Needs more ATATs
Also, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# YES !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ahh lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# auora borealis...
over a city? Madness!

Nice though. I love snow, best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.

May I see it?

...No.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# thats the quote i had in mind!
Ahhh - good OLD simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# That looks about as cold as I feel
i.e. very
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# The light reflected from snow makes for great skies....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# now with added atat


Click for bigger (160 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha - proof that there is no image that can't be improved by a Star Wars meme...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Stone the crows, what a life
Gordon Hancock

Prolly been done. Prolly been done by somebody with actual hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# that works really well
plus i love hancock
*clicks*
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# -han
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# He appears to have no neck
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Looks like he's puckering up!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
bloody love Hancock, I do

*gets out obligatory pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Marty Feldman's dog
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# like master like dog
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Great video.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha! Here's Nick Griffin's dog....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahaha
Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# TOO FACKING RIGHT!
not in my back yard etc
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# monica's dog more like
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# WOOOOF
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace :)
You're obsessed with the Feldman!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# numatic can take the English out of the lady
by getting her drunk of course

nsfw
img193.imageshack.us/img193/9474/numatic.jpg
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Well done for linking
It saved you a jolly good thrashing. Lots of people will still complain
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *thrashes Maximinimus*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I'm already battered and bruised
You meanie!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# But it's fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
#
Seeing Thatchers face always makes me complain. Mind you its counter balanced by a hoover sticking out of his lady chamber.

(Harry Monk, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# oh bloody hell
really there was no need.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# i am more fascinated as to where the source images came from...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha love the eyes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
On your way to the FP
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# argh, I'm at work, and there is a NSFW link in front of me... MUST... RESIST... CLICKING...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ^this
although from some of the comments above, I am thinking it's probably well worth resisting...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# O_O
no!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# O_O
Henryyyyyyy! Noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# that is all sorts of wank material
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Links that way ---->

TWUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# how intresting....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nicely done!
Uurgh, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I want to see them after they've enjoyed a few samples.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Your wish, good sire, is my command:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Nice :D
I particularly like the authentic prohibition-era outfits :D

umm... I've been away for a while, is it still the done thing to ask about the rain?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# We don't mention the rain any more here.
Not since The Incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I didn't think we were allowed to talk about The Incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# What incident?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# As I have recently started doing my own homebrews
I fully support this
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# some one please
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hear hear!
This is how I avoid listening to him:

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# By turning to Capital?
No compromise dear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hear hear too
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I've heard worse
Zoe Ball, Sarah Cox, Scott Mills, Edith Bowman, Chris Evans, Steve Wright and Sarah Kennedy spring to mind. Moyles is positively a relief in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I find it a source of amazement
That out of all the people in the entire country, only annoying twats end up on the radio. I'd grumble about Radio 1 but commercial radio is even worse.

I guess those without shit-for-brains are off doing something more worthwhile than gibbering into a microphone for hours on end.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Am I alone in finding his radio show entertaining?
I remember when he used to do late nights and his thing was to be shouty and twatty, but that's been toned down a lot for years.

Scott Mills - now there is a shite DJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# you speak the truth!
he is a twat, good anim though

slight tj: does anyone know of a good alarm clock program, one that can wake a computer from hibernation and play music or something along those lines. cheers.
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Everyone loves a good news letter...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah! bloody hell.. proper office lollage....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I believe this is what we call a hatstand moment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ^ this
With added umbrella stand and occasional table
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
Still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's a proud day in any woman's life.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I think I've had her...
...mornin' sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Actually Ninj, I really, really doubt you or any other chap has had this fine filly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# not even Micto?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Micto? Well of course, that goes without saying, Micto's had her.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Oh, how splendidly bushy :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# YAM!!!!
How's you? Have we delivered yet? \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# We have :D
29th August, little girl called Amelie. She's very nice :)

www.flickr.com/photos/i_yam_bucket/3900241368/
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Wow! Congratulations!
Fantastic news.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# oooh, Congtatulations, Yam!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Thanky Steve!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Congratulations to you all!!
She's a right cutie, bless her xx
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Cheers Ninjy :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hurrah small persons!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hurrah indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Torment Tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Aaaah
lovely massage for tussy!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# scalp massage
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ^This
kitty clearly has the situation completely under control, and is enjoying having it's ears massaged
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# FLUFF ATTACK!
Are you trying to enfluffen the front page and popular page or something, Ninj?

*conspiracies*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fluffen tiem! Mornin' sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Oh, Ratigan Oh, Ratigan ,
The rest fall behind.
To Ratigan, To Ratigan,
The world's greatest criminal mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# The Rat shat on the Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha.... Office LOL with coffee on keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Aaah
the Nescafe ergonomic 5000, good model.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oops, sorry!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# You will be!

S P A N G !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's a new mind control technique!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Awwww... sweet....
:D
Congrats on FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Thank you matey!
\O/ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That's no torment, that be tickles.
Lovely, and congrats on your ace FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Thank you missus!
Are you well? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# wooshy!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
This makes my eyes have a tummy ache.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# This puts a new spin on her thing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# have i left any out?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# S'limes!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# the forgotten twin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# for breakfast I have had new Dutch delicacy NAARBELADE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# wassat?
sounds interesting cos its dutch
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# cough






naan bread with marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I thought it had something to do with Whales at first...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# NARWHALADE
get yer fizzy narwhals here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# This is most woosome :)
Ning All.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# thanks and 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# disease
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# arf!



can I have that bag of weed when you're done with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# All the limes in one handy place. Thank you.
*stores for reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Is that a Rick Wakeman-ish lime at the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I went for a run this morning
saw a woman with a beard and a jogger with a bare arse
the world can be an ugly place
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9695968
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
#
the world Luton can be an ugly place
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# very true
but then again so can dunstable
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Gonzo?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# This is delightfully mad
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# life can be hull
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# aarrrgggghhh!! *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It's enough to make you reach for an Austrian phrase book
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Erzlspitz!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Immer gerade aus
Schnell
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# darn compression pt2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Pffftt... You fool
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Woo!
Doesn't seem overly compressed to me...

Edit - or have I missed a technical play on words here?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# it looked like this before
and had twice as many frames so it played smooth
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# LLLLEEENNNNSSSS FFFLLLLAAAARRRREEEE!!!
Ooh JJ Abrams would be so proud of you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)
# no, I only used it on one frame
not all but one like he did
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Indeed - too much of a good thing...
And you didn't violate Stan Lee's entire concept and vision in one indecorous, money-grabbing swipe, which scores greatly in your favour.

/still bitter blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I do hope he is not shooting birds with that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# bad guys and 100ft tall evil robots at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Gotta watch the recoil
No willy
fake
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahahha! Awesome as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# wicked!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# The 17th Royal Shetlands
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# My God that would be a sight to strike the fear of God into a man.
Massed ranks of Shetlands trundling over the crest of a hill towards you, sabres akimbo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahahahha! can you imagine facing an army with war-ponies? scary stuff !
top stuff N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Them fellas are really scary close up
The men with pointy swords, not the mini horses.

Woo! you crazy mad fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# As a man-orc I believe I beat them on the scary factor
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# As someone who lives with a man-orc-wild thing, I believe I have tamed your kind and fear you not
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Damn
All I have is my ability to scare people :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Aw, you can still scare people
It's just that I ain't people! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# You aren't?
Dissects for SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oh entirely this.
I've always wanted to grow bonsai animals to shelter under bonsai trees.

Question: do bonsai trees fruit? If you have a bonsai apple tree, do you get tiny little apples? Are they edible if they do? Could you make miniture cider to get toddlers drunk on?

Ink-wiring minds need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# You could get cherry tomatoes
and make micro-chutney!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# No you're thinking of spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Tangent spider story...
Had an arachnophobia style nightmare on Sunday night. Not only did I wake up at 4:30am, unable to go back to sleep, but I had evidently tried to bite through my lower lip and give myself blisters on the inside of my lip.

/autobiography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *fucking googles it*
the answer is yes.
www.mahalo.com/answers/home-and-garden/are-bonsai-tree-fruits-edible
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *wins*
Ace. I'm totally going to make some bonsai jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# One is amused
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# CHRIST!
*unlimbers killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Phwooooar!
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# would?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Good heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)
# miltary
reductions
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# this has
forced me out of lurk to compliment clcikci
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# watched labryrinth again last night...
RRRROCKS FRIEEENDS!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Puppies!
Everyone loves puppies!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# FRIEEENDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# awesome :D
I really MUST get that film.. not seen it for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# and the Guardian apparently
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Indeed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)
# My mate works at the Sun
80% of the stories he writes are along the lines of 'LOL look at this amusing thing on the internet!'. Seems like quite an easy job really..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# The ridiculant in the Metro
All that does is take a couple of things from the popular page on /links and feature them.

I think only about once have I seen something in there before seeing it on here...

Slackers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# \o/
Our little boy's all grown up!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# crackin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# no ring...
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this may have offended the lady behind me


...but I did deliberatly pick ANNOYING fat people not fat people in general
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Haaaaaahahahahahahahaha
Needs more Eamon Holmes.

EDIT: and now I'm going to use this as an opportunity to blatently whore this old whore out:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:33, archived)
# should?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# could
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# McManus will EAT THE WORLD and HERSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:33, archived)
# As long as she starts with Moyle's head
I'll be happy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I BET there's a specialist website for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
# she terrifies me.
she must put a lot of time into eating, as she appears to have an extremely small mouth
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)
# all becomes clear.......shame there is'nt a game called Oxygen Thiefs, as it would also apply.
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Haha!
Russel Grant is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hmmm I read that as:
G___t B___d

either works
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# took me a while to understand what you were on about, but yes indeed.
alright pet, how's it going? I saw some of your tasty spam a week or so back, so I take it you have a nice new job?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Words cannot describe the love I have for this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)
# This is fantastic.
Very well done.
(whirleygig, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahha!
"We're losing ships, sir. What are your orders?"
"Increase speed, drop down and reverse direction!"

edit: oh cock, I missed my 15000 post. Oh well, just under 5k posts of nonsense and its 20k...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I've got my 5k coming up
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha, I just supplied a picture of my bear-ass:


in fact, 10k was just used a s a pearoast for this compo
www.b3ta.com/board/9686256
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Pffft hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hai popular ass :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Don't make fun of my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hahahaha
great work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Spot on! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:41, archived)
# As a fat people, I find this offensive

Do continue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# fat people are annoying
i know this because i annoy myself...

(*comfort eats)

(*cries)

(*eats)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# v.good
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# This gives me the fear for some reason :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# This needs to win. NOW!
Clicky tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Danny Baker is a fucking legend.
Baker & Kelly on Radio 5/Talksport was inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Variations on a theme.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Previously there was this:

www.b3ta.com/board/9695515
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# But then, I do love a nice hyrax
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh it's a hyrax is it?


Closest living relative to the elephant apparently.

And some fantastically grumpy expressions when they want...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Ah damn. Haven't got my South Africa pics on the interwebs...
No dassies today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# coffee anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# YARR!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# This one actually looks like my current girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yiff yiff
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Don't tell them it's you Barry

I love you honey bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Haha he looks like ehm... Hannibal :-)
edit : Thread deletion!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ha!
I like that, very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahahah, he loves it when a plan comes together! :D top stuff!
little tj: how long before we start seeing the first image shopped over and over again on here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8257766.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Eugh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# that was my reaction... it's very sad though.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Brains goes into overload....puppet children of Africa....Jacksons zombie child found......
Cranks up tatty



Sad-yes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I absolutely love this
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:19, archived)
# In fact I fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# "Just one more thing..."
i really like that

Slight TJ:
Can someone give me the name of an annoying fat male celebrity?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:19, archived)
# MOYLES!
Oh wait, you said celebrity ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Chris Moyles, Ricky Gervais, Russell Grant,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Manley
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# Moyles...fattest of the fat
Christopher Biggins (likes the sausage a bit too much so i hear)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I got Moyles and danny Baker
... is Russel grant considered annoying?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# VERY
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# thought Grant was dead..must they be alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# James Corden
he can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Been trying to remember his name :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# There are plenty of annoying celebs
Why bring weight into the equation?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)

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