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[challenge entry] Things could have been so different.


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(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# So. What did everyone think of Jesus tonight
I thought it was utter shite.

He was clearly walking on a glass film or something.

What a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Nothing compared to his healing the lepers trick last week.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Oh but this is good and I like it. :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Thanks very much :)
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha!
"errr....I was not expecting that....errr a big surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha bloody bloke gets mistaken for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha! This is fucking brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha :DDD
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Is it just me
or do they look like they're leaning away /pointing in disgust?

Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Goma ate all the olives, pickled eggs and wine
You do the math :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# s.
maths.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# not your best shop
but top marks for originality, what next a black president...... poo
anyway jesus wasnt white so this is not incorrect either
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Christ on a bike!
 

 
Good lord! No hands!
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# tee hee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The Berni Inn would have taken them if they weren't so bloody snobby!


ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This compo is throwing up some good funnies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# RIP Tuppe.


Sorry it's not shopped or funny but the little guy died in our arms of old age last night, bless his little socks.

Do rats wear socks?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# R i p
:(
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# rats
tinypic.com/r/10qxbwx/3
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# spacerat
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(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# So sorry to hear that mate:(
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
# *manhugs back*
Mrs Woodbine is more upset than me and is getting constant huggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# So it's not all bad:P
EDIT: To answer your question. Rats do wear socks but they called the sleeping bags.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# aww, he looks very tired
on of our cats bit the head of on of our hamsters a few nights ago :(
(Peter_G, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
This is why Dogs suck.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
#
??
(Peter_G, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *smacks head*
for some reason I thought it said "one of our DOGS"

For that reason alone, the suckage cannot translate to cat level, as cats are awesome.


Dogs DO suck though.... fucking shitty dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# This is cat SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Cat Science... cat FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# what about adorable wee dogs with floppy ears and snuffly noses
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# NONE SHALL PASS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# what if
you mince them up really small and get ants to carry the bits through?
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I hope he saved you some!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
#
:|
(Peter_G, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Poor tuppe :(
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# sympathy to you mate
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# *pours beer on curb*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# aaw :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# old rat, you are in space now
blasting through the cosmos with your dead rat buddies
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# da da da daaaaa ... SPAAACE RAAAAT
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :(
That's sad. Sorry to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# He looks like a little sweety
Rest in peace, Tuppe.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# awww poor Tuppe
RIP :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :)
Such impatience from one so young.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Too much cuteness
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Everyday is Caturday!
I just came the closest I've ever been to throttling a guest!

I had to explain seven times that when the person in their room checked out I would have an extra key for them.
The spacktard seem very worried that he would not be able to get into and out of the room as he didn't have a key. This would be well and good if he was sharing with his friend that I'd already, and he was fully aware of this, given a key to.

I then have to repeatedly explain that even though I'd let them check in early that didn't entitle them to breakfast they hadn't paid for as he hadn't stayed yet.
I then repeatedly had to explain that there were drinks available and what they were which resulted in me having to repeatedly explain that he couldn't help himself to anything in the fridge as it belonged to other people when he opened the fridge and started helping himself.

Alarm bells started going off when he called me to ask directions from Subways and it took him ten minutes to find us with the directions, 'It's the white door next to Subways with 'O'Callaghan's Youth Hostel' Written on it.'

/END RANT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
10 years down the line and you two will be married with kids.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Sorry
I'm straight.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# It'd be a platonic marriage.
And you'll adopt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Don't worry RG, you won't need to give birth again.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Can't
Me reproducing has been banned under the Geneva convention.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ah don't you wish
there was a Blue Oyster in London to send such idiots off to for your payback amusement.
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Good call!
*basks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# :) Have the only lolcat I ever did from a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Caturday is doing catdrugs day!
yippee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# aw...
that's a charming thing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
:DD
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# water on moon ;D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic swimming pool on the moon
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
# And just for you I shall open with a song.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
#
I hope my leg don't break!
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# This gives me teh fears!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
# water on moon ;D
swimming pool on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# we like da moon, cause it's really close to us
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# but not as much as a spoon.........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D <3's
www.rathergood.com/moon_song
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# if this is I love horses.............
edit - ok forgiven :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I've never posted that shit link and never will :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That's no moon
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:14, archived)
# today the water on the moon
is brought to you by the letter 't'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 8:41, archived)
# :)
HAHAHA
(herman:D, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# alert alert, everyone be on some kind of thread deleting alert
uh hell no

also woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] That moses and his tablets.....
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Hardcore!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Pity it wasn't Jesus
"Big Fish, Little Fish, 5000 Ravers"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 8:05, archived)
# 'donk donk donk donk'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# ave it!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *cracks glowstick*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Fuuck!
Thought my monitor was bouncing to my music then!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 5:13, archived)
# HELLO LITTLE FORG WITH TEEFS
DENTAFORG
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Forg glee
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 5:16, archived)
# why is this shit post still on the main /board page
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# my scanners fucked


Click for bigger (167 kb)
have a bit of toast torture before bedtime
* does anyone still use a toast rack*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Well, that's a bit of a stretch!
edit: aggresively middle class people use them

while they read the morning paper and wait for the bacon to arrive

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:20, archived)
# cruel bastards
no need for it
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# oh I forgot to mention
but they also sigh condescendingly at the NON STOP ABUSE OF GRAMMAR ON TODAY.

I MEAN REALLY, RADIO 4 HAS SUNK TO NEW LEVELS! IT'S MAKING MY STOMACH CHURN IN CONTEMPT!

sorry, got caught up in the moment there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Toast is toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Ahahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:44, archived)
# The guest house I stay at when I am in Inverness
always brings a full toast rack with breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:10, archived)
# barbarians!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(xspat, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Haha my friend came up with this idea a few days ago
but i never got round to making it
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Wibble?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] !


I could change the filename to "parting of the red C"
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Ah now I get it!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Say what you see!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Yellow bug!
*punches*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# It's good but it's not right.
Also ow, what was that for?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Punch bug
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
#
The bug objects to being repeatedly punched and walks off in a huff. Gandalf arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Fuck gandalf!
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:27, archived)
# \o/
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GANDAAAAAAAAALFS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:28, archived)
# the gandalfs have been fucked
who's next?
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)
# I was thinking something to do with tablets
and thinking of C++ programming language and was trying to put it together without success, obviously - but now I feel stoopid because it was so simple.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# looks like Aaron to me
"And God said unto Moses, all Jews shall have long noses, except for Aaron. He shall have a square'un."
(gtfomh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Doh
Now split peas.
(Cloudane, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Split rs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# You said: I could change the filename to "parting of the red C"
I say: please don't, I want to keep trying to guess what it is
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Haha
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Now I get it. Love it..
(xspat, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# sup


100 credits if you register the domain name.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Damn I thought you said "... your rat in our free envelope"
Now I've gone posted my pet rat!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# i saw it too
i'm sure they need to feed all the cats they accept.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:16, archived)
# AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# also reaching new levels of vanity.

tell your friends
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Don't show SmashMonkey
She'll jump you for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# i'm afraid i don't get the reference
i'm out of the loop
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# She will wish to know you in the Biblical sense
on account of your oral physical advantage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Looks good.
Will do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
# This is lovely, may I bastardize it as per?
EDIT:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# FREE CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# FREAK OUT?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
Yeeeeaaaaaaaargh! AAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I DIDN'T EVEN TRY!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Awwwww
Does it matter if my kitty was mostly not in the envelope? He is quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# 3
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# 2000 POSTS! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Internet goal achieved!
Double your posts to obtain: DOUBLE POINTS.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# No, there's been some mistake, you've posted more than that I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Well, 2001 now.
I posted a quarter of that last week when I was bored working nights.
Also I'm now second on the stats board with only Redsushi to beat!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# You have a big pussy?
edit* and gratz
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# It is big and wet.
And he wants to use my legs as a towel. Must be raining outside.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# OH FFS He's just gone back out and then come back in and started rubbing himself on my legs again.
I am going to nail up his catflap.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# that sounds like a line from a dodgy cockney voiced gangster film
"We're gonna nail up his catflap boys"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# My cat
just threw up all over the bathroom. Can I just mail her anywhere free of charge please?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Can I just put a stamp on my cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Ttssattsr, what would happen if you wrote an address on the back of a stamp? Would it get delivered?
Everyone should write an address on the back of a stamp to find out once and for all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)
# If you put two stamps back to back, and put them in the post. What side do they stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Or you could stamp on your cat
Then it might fit in the envelope!
(Cloudane, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:52, archived)
# webuyanycat.com
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Mmmmm,
Chineesee :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Selling your pussy
Desperate times..
(Cloudane, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# where do i send it?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:11, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# :) Nice
love the style
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:46, archived)
[challenge entry] About as relevant as a jesus banana can get but what the heck
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Hahahaha, WUT?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# It's our lord and saviour Jesusnana!
and Fair Trade too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# After supper Jesus took the banana. He peeled it and gave it to his disciples saying...
take and eat this. This is my banana, which is given for you. It is also a good source of potassium. Do this in remembrance of me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# I guess he lost the a-peel
Did he slip up?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# He tried to start a Banana Republic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# But he was too bent
(Cloudane, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# haha mad
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# am it narna time

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# That is superb
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Mr Orange
? ? ? ?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hahaha, precious
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That is quite worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# sexyTIEM
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# POGS!
Pogs were a bit shit really. Especially when those things came out that were like pogs but had slits so you could make them into stuff and came free in crisp packets.

Still woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Tazos
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Those were them!
I've probably still got them somewhere in the attic, although I seem to remember that I sharpened a lot of them into mini shurikens.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# The actions of an evil genius with a lack of drive and enthusiasm
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# A great film about messy eaters
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Tee hee! That's class :D
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# thats my fucking slammer!!!! *punches child*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# :D
Aw man I miss pogs
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Knife-weilding Jesus caught by angel in mid-asphyxiation of semi naked male.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# angel-slap!
fuck, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Arf! Nice slappy motionz
excuse me, I'm going to repost a load of random shit because I'm bored and lazy:
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# This explains Michael Hutchins' death
wait... that's no Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I like her flashing Hitler tash
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# THWACK THWACK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Ewww
Are you playing with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# No criticism of the image, but a correction of the subject matter...
It's actually a knife wielding Abraham who is about to kill his son Isaac. He doesn't go through with it. It's from Genesis.
(xone62, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)

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