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[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! *INSTA-CLICK!!!*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Awe...
...wait for it...
...inspiring!

WOO!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# arf
well done!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# yes!
would it be a better film if it was about bonfire night??
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It depends if any fireworks slip down Will Smith's wellies...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Will Smith's wellies...
That's definitely band name material there.
Anyhow, I'm clicking pretty much riiiiiiiiiight about now.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hell yeah!
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# you
my good sir, are a genious!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
#
Yes, this made me do a chuckle
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ye olde greyhound
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# T'would be far more comfortable
fecking National Express and their fucking "nightclub" bus with neon lights and KissFm on the radio at 4 in the fucking morning!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I had to catch a NE bus at 5am a few weeks back
miserable sod didnt want to get my bag out of the hold when we got to Heathrow. Would it have have been so rude to tell heim to get off his fat arse and do some work?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It would have been more than he deserved
you should have kicked him in the crotch and nicked the bus
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I was going to
but my mother always told me to listen to my heart, and not the voices in my head
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum..
Hmmm, not sure about that advice, actually...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Mine goes Lub-dub
apart from at the moment, I have a lub but no dub...and my left arm feels numb...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You might want to make your way to the nearest Accident and Emergency department...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Surely that should be Haslet Hill?
I would have pushed for "Faggot" but our American friends seems to have an obsession about those for other reasons....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I fucking adore faggots!
Faggots and peas. Dinner of kings!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Your post contains 100% truth
they are indeed lully.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# My stomach and brain
Are in agreement. (And possibly ingredients of faggots.)

Tis a fine food though.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] quick one here
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ZOINKS!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# You're going straight to hell for this one
Have a click for company.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# my this has bindun
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Fix up, Look sharp America!



(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Alien president loves you
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I got a graphics tablet and didn't know what to draw
This is the dog asleep on the sofa.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# The first thing you're supposed to draw is a magenta penis
Otherwise it's bad luck.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Oh I did,
Three pubes on each ball, magenta colour, extra points for a spurt.
But it seemed the wrong time of day to post rudey posts.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Okay, I'll let you off.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ^^^
Like this

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# this was mine:

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I shall soon be getting a tablet.
I wonder what mine should be.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I find Ibuprofen works better than Asprin
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# funny looking cock.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# close your legs, dog
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# She is a dirty hound.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] They're everywhere!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hehe.. VIVA las vegas
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Grits?

Why yes, we use it when it snows...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Ok I will finally ask.....
What the hell ARE grits, I have read books which seems to mention them as a staple in roadside diners in parts of the US
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# some sort of corn-based substance..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits

A cross between porridge and scrambled eggs, judging from the picture..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Something close to porridge I believe
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# It's like rice pudding made of corn
very bland and bleugh.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Gosh...I was wondering if I should ever try it.
reading that, probably not
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Well Mr The Magic of Chutney,
they are basically ground corn.

I have never tried them, but they look like a really nasty porridge type substance.

Also, thanks to my cousin vinny, I also know that they take 20 minutes to cook.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] quick one
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# They wouldn't use dollars though
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# D'oh!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# It wouldn't be the United States either
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# many commonwealth countries use dollars.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# We made a big mistake in shipping all the criminals over to Australia
We should have left the criminals here and shipped all the decent people over instead.

Bah!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# To live with poisonous snakes
spiders as big as your face, vast wastelands, draconian water restrictions and summers hotter than the face of the sun?

Fuck that!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# You don't work for the Australian Tourist Board, do you?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHA - well Lowry would have gone over


:-)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# That's brilliant!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# old pea from Third World America compo
kinda fitted :-)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
#
*superclick*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious, really


Click for bigger (205 kb)



Bigger is better :/
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Bigger looks great!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] or this

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] First post be Gentle

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Well, I like it...
*clicks*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# pip pip!! :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# why didnt you tell anyone about it?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Suitably obscure enough
Wins a click.
(Of course -most of cast were English!)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# one of the best gifs ever that was
still is
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Dirty rednecks getting their filthy feet and arse marks on that beautiful car!
Top shop!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# And the licence, sorry number plate.
Good work, have a click.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Very very not worth its own thread
I was going to shop it, but then google image search turned up the real thing so I've totally failed all round really.


...am I the only one who'd secretly quite fancy owning this though?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I want one!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# The only thing that would make that better...
... would be if it was a Ford Anglia.

With a severed leg as a hood ornament.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)
# nice
from the mean streets of dundee?
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeww
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Euston we have a problem
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# .
The title is munching well great!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Top hat, old chap!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# heh heh
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
#
the caption alone deserves win
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ^^^ This
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Totally agree!
Best. Caption. Ever.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Mint!
Good work
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
*fears*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Shopped pics only!
etc

much aceness :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ahahaha
bred for a war that never came..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha................. we have a winner !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ha ha
nice!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Mmmm. Tripple:p
'ningles all.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ningles fella
I haven't seen your parts round ere much lately?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Yeah
I've been flogging knock off magic chutney:P

How's it diddling?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# 0_0 *Phones trading standards!*
It's diddling like a mother huffa
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Well you don't want limp diddling do you!
The voices etc

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# algorithm ?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Silly Ad7
If the UK still had America there'd probably be no Al Gore!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *bah dum tish*
Maybe his icecaps had just shrink?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# That's cold weather for ya.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# doh!
oh well, can't be arsed to change it now
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Tripple?
;D Vey good though
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Vey?:p
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Oi! It's my Jewish side coming through!
:D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# You can get pills for that you know?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I don't need pills when I have........CHUTNEY
...wanna buy some ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# To be honest
much as i'd love to, I'm really having to tighten my purse strings.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# no probs fella, economic climate and all that!
I'm doing pickled eggs at thend of this week.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I have got to stop watching so much Dexter...


Wikipedia for explaination.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ello ello ello!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# "It's a stitch up, governor!"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# aw you winner you!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# lol i wish... :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The way it should have been.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] BASTARD
sorry, was literally JUST about to post this.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was thinking of doing one, I don't think I will now
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
They're both Ace!


(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# arf
seams i was right not to continue trying to do one of these
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] They're very very hard to do

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# so i found
but i've got a week to crack it
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# If you're doing prime ministers
John Major should be easy enough, but who else...?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# i was sticking to the royals
actually just doing her maj and blurring the rest to buggery
the trick is to find a statue or bust and fiddle with it but there ain't many out there
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Arrgh,
Why didn't I think of the Beatles as subject matter?
You win!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Pahaha!
Sorry bud!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Good effort
Nice mix of royalty and Tories ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# have a look
at this, carefull you might get that thing where a bit of sick goes to the back of your throat.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Pssstttt...
Compo it!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# ninja changed...
I don't think anyone noticed!
cheers!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME! NEVAR!



(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# tee hee?
oh

monocle
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# no, you'll never stop me, tee hee!
you'll never stop me tee hee!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# i'm still waiting for the horse
*waits

*waits some more
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# eh?
Are you blind!?


(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# the horse wasn't there before
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# eh?
what horse?


(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# patience is a virtue
nice one squire
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# woop!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Have another
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
#
Us on our own would've got the job done.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Like us on our own did a couple of times in the 19th century?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Exactly
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# We sure wrapped it up quick
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# The SAS almost caught Osama
They were just 2 hours behind him, but the USA had to wave it's dick around and demanded to be bought into the chase so they lost him again.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own . . . etc.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# That's terrifying!
*shudders*

*throws Woo! over shoulder*


(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ta
(my first woo I think)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Nah
If the British were still in control, the Afghan war would not have happened.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Quite!
Thankfully we have the ability to learn from our previous mistakes
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
#
HIBT? Three of them happened while the British *were* in control. Only Harry Flashman survived the first one, because Charles Hawtry was wearing underpants. Don't you know any history?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The Cliflyn Bridge.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] This!
I remember this.

Here's the Golden Beachy Head Bridge...




(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# fake
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# LIES!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# tell me lies, tell me sweet liittle lies
tell me lies, tell me tell me lies
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Very nice
I think I would rather live in New York than Bristol, so if you could arrange to move the bridge and one entire side of it that'd be good.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehe
mind if i shoehorn

rushmore was too tricky
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
I think there's going to be a lot of this...


(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# i fear you may be right
flag ??????
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# EEEK!
Very good attention to detail there, sir!

EDT: Fixed, but it's still too sunny...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# arf
your ver di gristle is nicer
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# arf
excellent
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oo! I dun bin there!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ...and it happened to be raining when you went!
What are the chances, eh, what are the chances...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# shame it was raining
nicely
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# woop - did you see this from earlier??
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)

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