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# Happy Halloween you cunts


*Seamless edit that no one will notice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# That kid is lonely
He's got no body.

/ancient joke

And this is long overdue.
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/6467476/Sir-Christopher-Lee-knighted-by-the-Prince-of-Wales.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# crap stupid fireworks missed off the body
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# oh look
a treat from Mr Lee

.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Yeeeh, I saw half the front paged compo stuff in The Sun t'other day,
with all the signatures removed of course, you kinda getting used to it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Bunch of cunts though eh
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Woo yes I love Christopher Lee he's a brilliant man
and long overlooked for this.

"Arise, Sir Dracula!"

EdiT: Totally agree with him about modern horror movies nothing is left to the imagination now and therefore leaves the viewer detatched from the movie.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Rather
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# well said,
I feel old these days, as I often don't have the stomach for the really gratuitous stuff. - Blood and gore is best left to the imagination

/this being said, I did rather enjoy the 'reimagining' of Halloween a couple of years back, even though I went into it wanting to hate it for spitting on the memory of my fave horror film of all time.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yes the Rob Zombie remakes are rather good
but that's because he hasn't gone full gore and stays somehwat truer to the original. I'd really like to see the sequal but we don't go to the movies due to James being a smoker - so will wait for the DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that's what I did :)
not overly keen on seeing horror films at the cinema anyway ,as it tends to be filled
with far too many kids pratting about or texting.

Looking forward to the sequel as well, looks like it's following a similar storyline to the first sequel, following straight on from the first film, so could be good.

Speaking of horror 'reimaginings' steer WELL clear of the recent Friday 13th remake - absolutely dreadful. Still undecided by the trailer for the new nightmare of elm street series as well..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I believe in the second it touches nicely upon the idea
that Michael Myers is somehow possessed and supernatural yet doesn't go down the road of playing too heavy on that else it becomes too abstract and not social-real enough if you understand what I mean.

Edit: Yes I would imagine anything to do with Friday the 13th after that damn shit awful Sci-Fi one (was it Jason X?)in the series would be a pile of rotting crap!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# certainly do, it's more akin to the old series (the early ones) and I like that
I think I preferred Myers over any other 'horror killer' as there was nothing about him consistent, no real 'signature' - which made it far more creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Well where the original really won over the competition
was that Micheal Myers was evil to start with and there was no explanation why, and he was human and not some zombie/reincarnate so therefore you had the feeling that perhaps out in the real world there was a real Michael Myers and that really made it scary. Friday the 13th was just nonsense, the killer in the first movie was his Mum you only see Jason right at the end - damn stupid if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# aye, and totally with you on the explanation of myers introduction.
I STILL can't listen to THAT theme without getting goosebumps, and I've seen the film countless times now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# It certainly is my favourite I hope it's on this Halloween
I love getting some snacks in, some booze turning all the lights off and having a scarefest - this is my kind of fun!

What I also like to watch this time of year is The Thing - Halloween and The Thing would be my kind of night.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I just went to see if it was on the BBC news site too, and found this instead:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8333884.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# oh god no
please don't let them ruin Mad Max
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# oh, they'll try!
what's scarier is the treatment/premise for a prequel to The Thing (from Wiki):

"In early 2009, Variety and Bloody-Disgusting reported the launch of a project to film a prequel—possibly following MacReady's brother during the events leading up to the opening moments of the 1982 film— with Matthijs van Heijningen as director and Ronald D. Moore as writer. In March 2009, Moore described his script as a "companion piece" to Carpenter's film and "not a remake." "We're telling the story of the Norwegian camp that found the Thing before the Kurt Russell group did," he said."

"MacReady's brother"?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# well thats 2 films I'll be missing next year then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Happy candles
tyoo
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Arise Count Dooku
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# That sword had better be Cortosis weave...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Do you think they did it on Halloween on porpoise?
Well, nearly...

They still call him 'The actor best known for playing Dracula' on TV but TBH he's better known for the Star Wars part now surely?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# YAY!
It's that time of year again.

(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# OMG Macaulay Culkin has been beheaded!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Runs!
no hang on - I'm an adult! (well sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# The magic of chutney


CFB :) (86 kb) i did this for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hey!
I'm eating chutney RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'm eating TMOC's chutney right now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I'm eating right now chutney TMOC!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# so wow that's TMOC what now right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# mine was from M&S
caramelised onion, not great actually
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# The Magic of Chutneys is spanktastic:)
Full of home growny goodiness (she's with the angels now).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# a Jade n Onion chutney?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Well I did say goodiness:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# And the evil hamsters

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# They are partying over her death
Evil hamsters!

Are you good?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# EXCITED
I love halloween. FANCY DRESS-YAYS
You alrIGHTMAREONELMSTREET?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Generally ok
But I'm trying to order headware and the person that makes them isn't responding. The person selling the hoodie isn't responding either. I think that they hate me :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Dude.
That's whack.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I did just get a fantastically targetted promotional email from a catalogue though
Apparently if I spend £30 on partywear I can get 25% off all lingerie.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I suppose it could come in handy if I ever want to put on a Python style lumberjack sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# See, always thinking I am
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# :D
Chutney-massive!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Bloody YAAAAY
I am all URBAN and down with the roads! This makes me feel :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# You are a with-it and happening dood
with a side order of righteous.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] something, something
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Something something something Dark Side
Something something complete!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] first image
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Good job
Keep it going :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# thanks
took me some time to work up the courage!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Silly Spiderman
The web is so much faster than the post
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Daily Express implodes

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha
it makes your chips go black too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# That's why they say you can't use newspapper anymore
- Bamn them and their bureaucracy!! Damn their trousers to hell!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# haha
*boom*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Oh for heavens sake ^this.
What was it today? "Fructose: the silent killer! This sinister chemical...."
*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Griff
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hehehe
(Peter_G, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# nicely done : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Arf Nick Griffin is such a celeb!!
Hollywood needs to sign him up :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Nick want WHITE choc-o-late!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Milky Bar's are on him!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I'll pea this then

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# arf!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I know someone who's kid's halloween costume is Nick Griffin. It sorta gives you hope for the future. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Great stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ha ha
Was his name going to be Nicholas, but Disney's wife preferred "Nick"?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# sup dudes?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# *click* for pure awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# thankies!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I miss Awesome'o'pard!
EDIT: And obviously missed wooing this gif!





Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# blimey, yeah - what ever happened to awesome-o-pard?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Fame went to his head
He spent his millions and now runs a bacon butty shop in Slough.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# we could do with one of those now HMV has shut
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8496090
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Chillin' having a bud. Wazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuppppppp!

btw for your awesome rotoscoping and I know how hard that is have a clickipoos *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# that is awesome
I mean, sick radical, man! :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Word, dude!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# this reminds me of playing Mercenary on the Spectrum
er, except for the skater
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# That was a great game.
A little too tricky for me though.

Speaking of spectrum games, get a load of this beauty:

linky




(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ahh those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# gnarly
(seems the post to ask at, can anyone here recommend a nice basic animation programme? preferably free, or cheap)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# gimp is free
I believe you can do some basic animating in it, but have never used it.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Try Gimp, Blender(difficult) or Synfig
synfig.org/Main_Page
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# v nicely animated
*lands onto manual*

*gets crazy 10mil combo on Tony Hawkes 6*

*breaks fingers on controller*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Is that a fakie impossible to grind to your mum's lush and goes like a train he's pulling?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# it most certainly is a possibility!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Blimey that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Great stuff
As the gif loaded, it paused half way up the ramp and looked like "Horace goes Skating"
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# good old horace
I'm feeling all nostalgic now
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# FS TAILSLIDE 360 out
GNAARRLY DUUDE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# RAD!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i smoke a half pipe...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] My new delivery system uses animals
You just need to put the right type of food outside your door
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
I like how the food cost outlay is proportional to the speed of delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oh poo
I wanted to be the person to point that out.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Haha!
The zebra makes this :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Erm ... no ...
I think you'll find corington did.

*wanders off to get coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Corington is now officially a Zebra.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Zebrington!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Coringra!!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *places a bucket of krill on the doorstep amd awaits "mail by whale"*
woo, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'm actually quite proud of myself.
Very NSFW so linked.

Stereoscopic NSFW

Anaglyph NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# TUBGIRL WARNING
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# just wondering if I should
provide more of a warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# haha
it loaded about the top 3rd of the poo arc before I stopped it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Add glitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# i think she's too old for him
to be interested. oh you mean sparkly?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# thank you!
*puts glasses away again*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9772363

edit:curious. What NSFW anaglyph would have you putting them on?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# now really
i can't help but be suspicious of clicking that

edit: nsfw covers alot, nuddyness is fine, gore doesn't bother me personally, but i draw the line at poop.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwww
That's orange juice, surely.

That's what wikipedia said.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I thought it was pumpkin soup
making it topical.

The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'm suitably impressed by your skillz
but why that image?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# slightly obsessed.
it has something coming outwards.

and Goatse would only have a little bit of depth

t-shirt - www.mysoti.com/mysoti/designer/Xian_Jesus/product/518806 SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Just what is she doing with that latte?



(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'v heard they are installing one of those in every Costa Coffee around the country.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :( more warning needed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Is it just me who has absolutely no idea what it is you have done there?
or why
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# you have to make your eyes go squiffy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Not bad at all!
I got really into doing these and pretty good at them at one point, if I say so meself, but got sick of all the moaning minnies complainin I was posting stuff that they couldn't make work.

Here's a couple of me faves tho: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/3d-star-wars.jpg and
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/3d-queen_alien.jpg and if you can't do them shut the fuck up and go do something less boring instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Both great, star wars one is ace.
are we doing them the same way? creating slices at different depths?

I was hoping to do an after effects movement but lack the software, thought Blender might be able to help but I couldn't figure out how.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Yeh I just divide one pic up into sections and move em left and right basically,
I got a bit clever in later ones tho and made the discovery that warps and distorts can make stuff pass forward and back thru the levels as seen most clearly on the Alien's tail and head and the lightsabres on the Star Wars one, also some clever use of liquify can make a face or globe look true 3D as used on the Deathstar: www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/3d-moon.jpg and www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/3d-linda.jpg altho the hair on that needed more work IMO, looks flat...

*edit* BTW I'm aware of the fuck-up on the aliens right upper arm, I think a layer slipped just before saving, one day I should get around to correcting that I guess as otherwise that one works really well I think, I just love how well the tail works.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Gordon wants pumkin
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Fucking hell, very nearly an officelol and we have people in the office today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# are they hungry Prime Ministers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# No, software vendors
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# This deserves more woo and yay
so I shall do that *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
That's superb!!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# HA! :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Sorry, what exactly have you done here?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Happy Appropriated American Tradition Time

got your Xmas shopping done yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I like this
clicked
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Woo oooo some :)
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ooh, nice lantern sir, i should get on and carve mine
already drawn the face on, scary clown this year
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Ooooh, flashy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahahah! suitably creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *likes*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# The merkins stole it from the Scots.
So we're appropiating it by proxy.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ow burny!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# This wins.
EXCITED!


Click for bigger (26 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's the gayest hamster emitophile scat I've ever seen!

Actually, it's the only hamster emitophile scat I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Critter Crunch yay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Olé!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# There appears to be a trapped women in that bunch of flowers.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Woo
I've deflowered 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Purty!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I wouldn't mind weighing her.
Wa-hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# go dancing flowers!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Stop!
Its Hammer Pants Time!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Postal Strike over Halloween?
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!
I remember Ghostwatch. I remember watching it and thinking "These so-called members of the public being interviewed are horrible actors."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Fooled everyone at my school!
The teachers must have had hell to put with the next day at school
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Bizarrely the non-professional actors (Smithy Parky and the lovely sarah greene) were all excellent

Speaking of sarah greene...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Wasn't Craig Charles in it as well?
I can't quite remember. With CC, reality often overshadows fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# how opportune - I was just on my way to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha :D
And as for the programme, for it's time it was a slick bit of work.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha what was that guys name?
The only thing that went bump in the night was him beating his wife
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Michael Parkinson...
...Notorious Stella drinker
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# mike smith if i remember right
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# *click*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# ahhh, the night Evette Fielding saw an easy way to get rich
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# MEHDEH YVIE
I was watching the Halloween Most Haunted thing

god it's bollocks - I've been watching it on and off since it started, and all they've ever found was some bits of dust and something going bump in the night
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# "something just knocked into me!"
..yes, you're walking in a tight group of people in total darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# hehehe
It's the presumption that if they weren't there, there would be total silence

so any noise at all must be OMGSPOOKYGHOST
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] As the strikes continue some resort to desperate measures...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Shit now I'm trying not to laugh in the office
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That must be a pretty strict office if they don't allow laughing.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Stupid undertakers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Taa :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ...and if you HAVE to fiddle with the corpses, keep the noise to a minimum
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Thank you, Shiunji!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Good old Razzle
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
I must admit I've never read it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# that is still wonderful :D
Always hated "Mini-Crusher".
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Subcontracting to the police was turning out to be bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ha!
Top tagging!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# this
with clogs on
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Well I declare!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# there, on the stair . . . RIGHT THERE *points*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# My favourite use of
the "spherize..." filter yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# "This policeman's arse sponsored by..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# "How's my sitting? Call 0800 111 4567"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# "if you can't read this, then I'm doing fuck all"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# "I only poo at Paul's house"
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# "Now playing on iBum : Cheeky Girls : This is life (Touch my bum)"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# "Wide load"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *written in dust* "If only my wife was this dirty"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ok smartguy
How else DO you fit an 80mm-high parcel through a 40mm gap? Hmm?
I'll wait right here, clicking, until you answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ask any mother...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hizers!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Here's your delivery of a Swarovski horse & carriage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# lol, COVER THE REAR!!!!!!
Funny story which you reminded me of; an elderly woman I spoke to once in the office had problems with her phone line. Unfortunately she had a Lifeline panic button service and because her phone line was dead, the Police thought she was dead also. They turned up on a thursday night to check on her, but she was not answering her doorbell and knockings from the officers. So they smashed her front door in and found her with the TV on loud....watching the Bill. Must've pressed interactive or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# 3D coming at you!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Noons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I would love to shove all those touch and fresh down his throat!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Paul has a new job
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Paul's gonna have the fuzz
knocking on his door fairly soon.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Lies!
They're cheaper than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahahhaahahhahaha!
...that fucking advert. I swear, it ranks up there with the Moon Pig ads.
On, and the new "go compare" with the Tenor
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# /\ this with cow bells on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# enough cow bells to drown out the sound of "Mooooooooooooooon Pig! MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIGGG!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# *what was the name of that card company again?*
please, not my face....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# "Mooooooooooooooon Pig! MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIGGG!!"
www.moonpig.com/TV/default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# takes too long to load
thank goodness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# They need to create an "I love Moonpig" page we can use on her to annoy people....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# "Haaa-aall Mark... Hallmark!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# For some reason I like the Go Compare ad
probably the shit tenor joke at the end. The other one where he's singing in the BMW is fucking terrible though. Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# what really gets me at the moment, is a sponsorship advert for Currys or something... I think it's usually on Sky1...
anyway, it's some woman putting a large appliance it the boot of the car, slams down the boot and it smashes through the rear windscreen... Makes me wince every time...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# You can thank the fucking meerkats for Go Compare
All the insurance companies are now looking for a funny gimmick.

Go Compare is the first pretender, but it won't be the last
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Why else would people watch adverts unless they have entertainment value?
Traditionally, advert breaks are kettle and toilet breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It started with the Michael Winner 'Calm down dear' ads
The guy that ran that campaign made a packet and now they all want a sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I thought the Elephant ones were before that...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# see, the meerkats thing worked cos it wasn't really about insurance
there's no way you can make looking for insurance interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha well done
I wondered what you were up to
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I couldn't be bothered using google
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I regularly do a poo at Pauls
being actually called Paul and having a house containing a toilet in which to poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Right!
*everyone round Smallbrainfields*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'm already there!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# but don't you find the joke has got really old
really quick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I don't mind
so long as they don't leave skid marks. Or block the bog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# but the endless lines of small children waiting for the toilets
when will the madness end
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# The small ones usually can't wait and go in
the grid outside. Clearly this can't go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I'm changing my name
I think M. Pig would be obscure enough to avoid any unwanted attention
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# What was that
name again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# haha just made this
great minds n all
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ha ha
I reckon there's still room in the chimney pot
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Great
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha
ahahahahahahahahaha

Fookin brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# hahah :D
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# DAMN THE LITTLE SHITE! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Class act, Freebs..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# thought i should do one of though "proper drawings"


ta-da.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# They don't make dresses like this anymore!
Woo to the motherfunking *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Aphrodite's see-through nightie :)
*click*
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# only the sleeve bit is see-through
i wore it to my sis's wedding and its a nice tasteful thing i'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ooh
They obviously do still make dresses like this

;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I always say this
but your stuff is like a cross between Aubrey Beardsley and Samuel Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# i am a nerd for the former
but not heard of the latter, google ahoy...
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# yer, I like Beardsley
I wish I could draw - but Roberto Innocenti has put me off even trying to get better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# i get a similar complex
via foo swee chin
www.fscwasteland.com/inky/sket526.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Very sweet drawing
ms morbo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# awesome work as always MM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# She needs a sandwich!
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# i just had cheese on toast
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Excellent
mind if I pea this as a response?

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ha ha
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahah marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Lovely!
I also have a 'proper' drawing to post. Put off by the glory of this though :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Helloes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# :D
post! i want to see
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Fancy a couple of free audio book thingies that I've made for Halloween?
I've written a couple of short stories and rrecorded them as audio books. They're free to download, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm


A man wakes at the wheel of his car, driving at 90 miles per hour down the
motorway at night. He only has one clue to the events of the evening, and from
that, the horrifying memories begin to return.

Approx 6 minutes.

www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81
—

Salvatore’s Birthday


Salvatore turns sixteen and is excited to finally meet the woman who has talked
to him all of his life, but why has she spent so long waiting for him?

Approx 5 minutes.

www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Fair enough.
Make sure you don't click the links and download them then.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# oooh, I'll have to have a listen later on this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :)
'Hope you like them!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Are they scary stories?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Happy candles, Sir T!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Spooky more than scary, I'd say.
There are a couple of paid-for downloads in my shop, one of which is a bit more of a scary story ('Status Update') and the other one is just a bit silly ('Fresh Salmon for McTavish').

EDIT: and happy candle day too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Thanks Matazone
very nice of you to make these available - I will enjoy them I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# No problem
and any feedback is appreciated. I've only done four so far and I think my reading could do with a bit of work, but it's a learning curve and I've got some ideas how to improve next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Kiss on the palm is wonderful, listening now :)
you're a good orator ;) lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# :D
Thanks!

... And this is not the first time that I have been complimented by a lady on my oral skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# That's a nice idea

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers.
I'm hoping to become a full-time writer/novelist eventually, but it's very hard getting an agent for my novel, so I thought it might make my life easier if I could say 'I've had 2000 people download my stories'. Admittedly it's only been a few dozen so far, but I have only just put them online!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I'll download them
but it's probably going to be two weeks before I get to listen to them.

/packing blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Even Bats have to eat...

Edit: For Sir Tribs B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# lovely reflection work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Batman and roddin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# This is lovely!


Have my rather ropey Batman related Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Reminding me of that video where the girls have lyrics on their bodies
Daft Punk lyrics
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I know the one you mean
it's rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Well, that's simply stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Race Hazard, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Aww thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ohh, that's a bit awesome, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Genie arse!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I like this pic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)

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