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# Take this and party
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That is 1 vunderful Grouch I haff smacked down
Ah Ah Ah!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sorry for posting right above you :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Free country, Show no shame, Show no remorse.
plus you cant go wrong with fight club
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Yay! Ace!
Yoga flame! Ah, ah ah.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# You're good man
and yo shaw god a purdy mouth fir a myann
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I am sure this has been done, but hey ho :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Ha!
How silly :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# In honour of it's award today....
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I think that might actually be even worse than mine!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Why is Bob Hoskins hiding in that bush?
 
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# He's nekkid
But windblown seeds got caught in his copious bodyhair and, aided by sweat and bodyheat, germinated. He is now a small, walking shrub.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# That's just what I needed to read
just before I go to beddybies. :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)
# You're welcome!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# ...


sorry
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# *bows*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought they were cheetahs :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Lynxes am fluffier.
Is that the right plural, though?

This is a cheetah:
Photobucket
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Who cares, they're not as cool as Caracals
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Coooooooool!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# This belongs on /lynx
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# *spangeth*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Hey . . . don't miss with Lenny !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# He's a naughty lynx.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# That lynx
is a minx.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] david and goliath
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# perfect
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Yup, that'd do it.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :) You wasted a thread and its over the filesize
So you're damn lucky that its a funny image :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Pin the pull !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# SWORD PENIS
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# look at the size of him
He's like a Goliath!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
# clicked
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Heh
"Do you like pineapple chunks? Here's a pineapple, now you're chunks."
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# David and Brian?
 
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# i had a cat called goliath.
he was a right miserable fucker, cost us a fortune keeping him alive before his kidneys gave up.

we now have a pair of jolly kittens, one of whom is called morrissey.

/catblog
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Please tell me the other one is called
marr....
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] david ang goliath
have it
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# did you forget something?
i plan to have it, despite the cost.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I would if I could see it :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# oops.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
#
Having A Poo
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# World's first 1000bhp sandwich

sorry
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Must be a Rolls roll . . .
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# nah
it's a Baguetti
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I don't drive,
so I'd just end up getting the subway.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Do you like being in bread?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Trade Mark that . . . quick !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# You're not using your loaf. Read the filename.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Dough!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Thanks . . . I kneaded that !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hurrah for punnish motorised foodstuffs driving through boring-looking neighbourhoods!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
# That's where Scooby Doo lives
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I'll raise you a
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Mmmm, straight into my gob!
Vroom! Nom nom nom.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It's the fastest sandwich...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# In the WORLD!
(to be said in Clarkson voice)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# not really a funny...
but i have been making this for my mrs for her birthday:


it's 'supersized' scrabble - we play a lot, so i decided to have a go at making a set (the super scrabble in the shops is £50 +, and just paper and plastic)

all plywood, over 200 tiles, plus my special B3ta '3' tile.

people like? should i use some coloured stains to paint in the 'special' spaces, or leave them wood colour.

plan at the minute is to just lacquer it.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I'd save the colouring in for after they sue you
it'll give you something nice to do in prison :D

nah man, nice, probably needs some colouryness.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This is fantastic!
How long did it take you and how "super" is it?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# not massive...
more super through the number of tiles and extra spaces 21 squares each way, compared to 15 each way normally - plus new 'quadruple' spaces, and double the tiles.

the tiles are slightly smaller (about 1mm either direction), and the board is about 450 x 350 mm - being made of wood, you can't fold it in half!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
# You could have used hinges, innit.
You didn't think this through dude, didn't think it through at all! START AGAIN!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Hi could still hinge it innit.
just saw down the miggle and use a piano hinge.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Waste of a good piano
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Incidentally
"Miggle" may be my new favourite word.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Sounds a bit rude
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hmmm..
i could, but i wanted it to be 'solid' feeling.

i might take it to silly levels and turn it into a table.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Wrap it up
Make it look like a cricket bat. She'll never know.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Oooooh!
I want one!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# That's an impressive bit of work!
I'd say woodstains for the specials, that would look awesome.

How long did it take to make? Would it be cost-effective to make them for sale? (under the name "Scrobble" or something)

And your missus had better appreciate it!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# aren't they a bit "extremely fucking litiguous" ?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# RIP Scrabulous :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# wouldn't sell them 'openly'...
and to be honest, i would want to charge in the region of £100, as a fair bit of time went in, and the wood isnt cheap (well, about £10 of plywood - it really needs another layer underneath it to firm it up.

i might layer it with opaque green perspex underneath of the deluxe visual effect.

also thinking of a 2mm layer of clear perspex to use as a kind of grid to hold the tiles in place.

oh, and i havent done any tile racks yet, or made a box, or a bag for the tiles!

it's her birthday on sunday - might have to give her the working version
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# That's fantastic, what a great present!
I think you should colour it.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# X tra points for smoothness !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Fantastic! :)
Personally I wouldn't use colours, it might look a bit wrong. But I would stain the wood on the special squares so they are slightly darker than the blank squares.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
# aaah, i like your thinking!
i might go for that option!

wonder if you can get spray on wood stain...?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Not sure about spray on stuff but I know that wood stain colour is difficult to get right so make sure you practice on a cut off first :)
And it generally dries lighter than it is when wet.

And that concludes this session of everything I know about woodstain :)
You probably know all this already.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I've been thinking about scrabble recently
was not aware that they did a supersized board.

I know the internet is around here some where and I could go check, but is there alternate layout for doubles and trebles? I get the impression that the standard layout makes for less interesting games than it is capable of.

It's a lovely idea, whatever you decide on, it'll look fantastic.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# yep...
it's it's mostly the same, but there are an extra three rows extending out from each corner...

the four corners are now quadruples word scores, and there are also quadruple letters -and as i said earlier - 200 tiles compared to the normal 100. i'll let you know how it plays after sunday!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Different hues of wood stain rather than paint..
I thinks .How big is it?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# indeed - the text will get a bit lost!
the plan is (thanks to prequal's suggestion) is to just use a single colour - if you can't work out your own score, then you aren't paying enough attention :)

as above, it's about 450mm x 350mm

i'll stick up some more photos once it's done. :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Photobucket
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# i dont get it
its something of an enigma to me
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# it's ok, the americans rescue one from a german sub and save the world
there was a documentary about it and everything
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah . . . the tribal wind breakers . . .
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# that was revenge for japan blowing up all over the pearl necklace
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Aye,
Jon Bon Jovi's grandad or summint was in it. I saw it too! Great documentary! I loved when they blew up the U-Boat and then sang "It went down! In a blaze of glory!" Awesome!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)
# when the german captain did the guitar solo it was reichous man! totally
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# It was pretty impressive to see Cher sitting on the gun barrel of the UBoat though.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# *awaits surfacing of Kebab*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# can't turn back lime
man
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# surprised the gun barrel didn't dissapear!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Ooof!
Where's JPG with his award? :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I see what you did there
ARF
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# QWERTZUIO
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Hands up
I would have done this
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# was it designed by alan turing who then inspired apple?
then he must die
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The media misquoted him and just look where it led....

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# TJ Anybody using Google Wave?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Not yet . . . ewe ?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Just got it. Trying to figure out what I can use it for.
Only two of my contacts have it as well. And not people I contact that often.

I suppose I'll have to watch the videos.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I hear ya . . . I reckon it's a tease . . . maybe to up their stock . . . they'll be passing it out soon . . .
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I'm just trying to figure out what the possibilites are
Apparently there are extensions and gadgets that go along with it.

Anyway, I haven't got my head around it yet.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Fresh Frozen !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] SWINGBALL MOTHERFUCKERS!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I'M ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# BOATS! MOTHERFUCKERS!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Also I have this put if I repost it in my first reply it looks like it's somehow linked to boats. To clarify: First reply is aimed at subject, this reply at picture.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# YAWN!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I'm glad you clarified :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# HOIST !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# MOIST!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hey . . . was was there FOIST ?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I do not know, human
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# \o/
Yeah! I love swingball!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Everybody loves swingball :D
Also, woot! BIG TIME BABY!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# That's my Sunday right there :D
I was going to go, but I've been appointed to referee a bloody county cup fixture.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# That's a fucker.
I was gonna go myself, but that was when I thought that Northwich was around the outskirts of London ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Meh, it's on TV anyway!
And if it's anything like the Dagenham and Redbridge cup fixture a few years ago, you won't be missing much!

That's the one and only game where I can claim credit for starting a chant.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Back when Salako was playing?
I was at the home game, fucking horrendous.

I went to a terrible cup game against Stoke a few years back too, me, my bro and his mate were just about the only people in the West Lower and ended up having a chat with Johnny Robinson during the game, after abusing him for about half an hour shouting "Oh, Chinny Chinny!" Good times! It was also that game when the physio first threw his now famous pie into the stands I think.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Compo or not?
I say no, but it hasn't stopped anyone else ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# its faked in itself right?
Like it was taken when they raised it the second time? I dunno... i watched that film once
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yer maw's faked herself right?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# It's on a short fuse ~~~~~~~*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Jedi powers, my arse..
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Cannon sure shot !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I don't know what's going on here but I'm going to vote for it!

... which is a response I could basically used for all your posts, you mental ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# It's the new 125mm Cannon sure shot . . . they could become . . . like really popular !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# ^ I've had him!

Noon B3ta have I missed anything in the last week?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah someone posted the actual definitive meaning of life and everyone who read it is now a fundamentally better and happier person
But we're all sworn to secrecy and it got deleted. Sorry.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Holy shit that was it
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Needs more ducks in socks
Ok, not really, I just wanted that in my autocomplete :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I can see why you would need that.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Needs more ducks in socks
See?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yeah... but does she cook socks?


* Fwaps a little...

* No I don't know why either?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# :O

sock abuse!!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# He was asking for it!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# :*(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# In a row . . .
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# DOX!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# meaning of life, maybe not...
.. but my mrs is away for the weekend, meaning i have been left with the baby.

she is sound asleep, the housework is done, i have had a plate of ham egg and chips, and four chunks of toblerone. the beers are chilling, and the fire is on in the living room.

as cos' there are no women here, i can quite happily have a shit, while posting on B3ta.

doesn't get much better.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# There's a certain beauty in your words :)
Along with something else ... something less tangible ...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# on the downside
i was planning on watching the haye vs valuev fight tomorrow, but it's £15!!! thought it'd be a tenner at most.

i can watch meat faced giants beating people up outside any pub in this city for free! might get arrested if i take my daughter along though, and i cant risk doing a maddie, my mrs wouldnt be impressed.

what a quandry. might have to forgoe the takeaway tomorrow night.

/blog
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Haye will probably look like a two can van damme
attacking the biggest bloke he sees to prove his manliness.

It might be on justin.tv?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I bet it's complicated to load that
/canon printer and has no idea about the cameras, stop judging me! *cries* blog
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Order . . . order in the court . . . here come the gudge !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Are you sure that's not a Land Camera?
(I still have one somewhere... an early Polaroid, or was it Hemmaroid?)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# It's kinda like a Polaroid on Stereoroids . . .
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# this is some nifty shheeit :)
bravo
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# They got pretty sneaky on the trail . . .
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ..--..-
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ooh . . . uh . . . yeah . . . I was like spaced out atomic . . . SNAP !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# WHOA!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on, get angry...


~I really care.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
# You fucking moronic fucking twat
People like you make me so fucking SICK

the union flag is upside down
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:32, archived)
# HA!
*coins for anger for anger's sake*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Nope,
it's the right way up.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# It's the right way up
actually
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Umm...
this isn't the "everybody get angry at everyone else" funny image site... that is here.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:33, archived)
# this is relevant to my needs
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha! I've just closed that exact page.
Lovely :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# aye she's braw :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# AGREED
Kari Byron is le hot sauce.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Rock 'n Rule !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# ^_^ ~*~*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Those are all left foot prints in the moon dust . . .
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)
# what's there to get angry at?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# That's Wiltshire at night!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# that's every shire at night
twice.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# >:(
You're making me angry!!!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# what the fuck is going on?
/getting angry blog
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Yeah, go on, get angry >:(
~I really care
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Actually I can't remember the last time I used the tilda key
Now I'm calming down
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# tilda key?! TILDA!!!
now I'm ANGRY

it's tilde!

HAHAHAHAHA

*spluffs*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# pwnd!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# oh really?
*unzips*

HAH!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Now THAT'S a tilde!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# one blending device too many
:(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Try dodge and burn
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# we invented it
night that is

honest
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# quite so
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# It's always someone elses fault
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I like saying
"Hey! Watch where I'm going!"

And walking off in a huff.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# This is wonderful :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# This would happen in California
100% OF FACT!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)
# When I was staying in Pasadena
With my ladyfriend, it started raining lightly.. and she suggested we go and sit on the porch and watch cars crash at the junction outside her house...

...and THEY DID!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Ha!
Can't you drive when you're 14 in some states of America?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
# actually, no.
It's 16 but they are most likely going to raise it. Some states it's already 18.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I dispute your claim!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Well I'll be darned...
*knits*

I had no idea about South Dakota and Kansas.
Though to be HONEST there isn't really much out
there and if you DIDN'T drive it would be a hell of a walk.

Also, with those you still need an adult with you.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Aye,
i just wikipediad it, and all of those are with restricted licenses. It still worries me though.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# of course you need an adult with you, it's LOLKANSAS
:)

edit: or have I got my incest happy states mixed up


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hmm...
Ladyfriend in Pasadena. I wonder if I know her... But yeah, CA drivers are terrible.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
That reminds me of the Larson cartioon with the penguin and the banana skin

which is a good thing
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Right on a no fault line _______ !
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# People should remember, that there are sometimes more important things to worry about

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# :)
I'm significant ...
.. screamed the speck of dust.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# with enough specs of dust
you have a sandstorm!

and soon the pyramids are forgotten!

O_o?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# How many specks of dust is that then?
I want exact numbers. No fudging.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# depends innit
yer basic sandstorm

or yer biblical one
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I hope terrorists don't ever harness the power of sandstorms
*fears*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# my god, just think of all the poor people in this world
they'd run out of sand!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# And the pyramids would be shitting themselves
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Sir I am outdone...
-Click-
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# honestly, thanks for the inspiration
:D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# The pitta patter of tiny feet
Photobucket
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Old joke, well executed :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Things were a big slow on planet Eternia ...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)
# LOL!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Fucking hell! Hahahaha!
Nicely done :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# lol!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I quite liked "by the power of greyscale"
Don't think I've got the link to it anymore though :(
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#
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#

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# ha ha I remember this!
it never gets old :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# the wank of the universe is going to be a bloody big one
certainly
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# *Destroys all*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# for atomic :D BOOOOM

bela legosi's dad next
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# \o/
Love these
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Haha they're getting increasingly abstract.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# They're cool :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
# BOOM
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# These are really good!


re-lurks
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# do me, do me!
In a sexual way of course. An image would also rock.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# These are great!
But every time I see one I think of this song:

www.notfine.com/muse/Lily%20Allen/Alright,%20Still/11%20Alfie.mp3
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# goood 1 i likeeeeee
:DD
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# You're good at these gordon warfare
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Booooom
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# But am I the only one who sees a pepperami wrapper?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Maybe
And boom goes the dynamite...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Wow...thanks...usually I do my own...but this is much appreciated.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I went up Ben Arthur
It was pissing down, couldn't even see the top, much less get to it.
Should have gone up Benn Narnain :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# "But that's enough of my sexual conquests"
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Oof!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Did Ben Arthur on the same walk.
Missed out Beinn Ime though - not enough daylight. I only go hillwalking when the forcast is good - walking in shitty weather is just no fun. It was pretty busy up there though, lots of people taking advantage of the first fine day in ages. Where you going next?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Going back there at some point
When I've got some money (I live in Ipswich). I went to Glasgow for 3 days and it rained the whole time.
Got some lovely pics though, and went to a great curry house with a scouse weegie pal.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Oh yeah, which curry house?
My favourite is prolly Balti Club, though they only do take-away. Legendary pakora though.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Mother India, near Kelvingrove
Fucking lush
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *salivates*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Aw yeah.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Let me know when you're back in Edin
I'll happily take you up Arthur's Seat.

;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# lol:DD
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)
# : D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The Guinea Pigs like this.


As do I.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Can't quite make out what he's saying.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Buttocks.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Charming!
He was only asking
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Some people, eh?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Tank fly boss walk
Jam nitty gritty
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
#
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# :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Nice :) I followed that sign once
What a great afternoon that was.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I stood in the street holding a sign for two days, when I was a scummy student.
Great job...for two days.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# That's some nice sign-holdin' there, CM :)
Does everyone in Scotland know NEDS Kru? I know they're a from about two years ago but I've only just found them thanks to Prodge.
Hilarious stuff :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Yup!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Haha!
Fab. :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# never been done before
ever
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# It's our fucking heritage
woo!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# OLD MEMES ARE NEW AGAIN!
Rar!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Rocking the oldskool!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha! This is excellent :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
The Bunker of Iwo Jima
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
#

Keep your body thin with ACTIVIA
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# This + my sig is why I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Those films scared me too.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# the scene where he gets infected and attacks his wife made me squirm
its a genuinely uncomfortable watch
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I watched it in segments
which probably lessened the squirmishness.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Don't remind me!
I've managed to forget most of the details.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Pssh!
I played some clips of The Story of Ricky (specifically the one where he punches a guy's stomach open) to a friend.

He, stereotypically for a gay, started screaming and had to run off and hide.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Or the first one
when the guy who's just been infected gets hacked to bits with a machete :-D

Hang on, why am I laughing?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:30, archived)
# um...
Yeah!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# shudder
imagine that face coming at YOU for a french kiss
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *ugh*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# haha
Six second + Cannon ball abs program :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# WOWSERS
'edit' cheeky TJ for anyone who might be interested in making games
udk.com/
free download of unreal tournament game developing engine
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ooh that good :)
sends link to mr.toast
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I assumed he'd know about it
but will do, that's a good idea : )

'edit' oh oops I sent it as well, I got all confused!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# no probs :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I am moderately turned on
sisk, innit?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Wild Horses... Couldn't drag me in there
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# How many wild horses are we talking here? :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# My O My. It's Stephen Fly on QI saying Hi

Happy weekend explosions and such
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# facepalm.jpg
it made me chuckle anyway.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
# all
facepalms and spangs accepted
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Flytening!

edit/ here he is in his schooldays, living in the drains

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# wtf is Gumball Gourmet?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# lacist!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *help me*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Coo, now I know what a spiracle is!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
#
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# D:
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# A stephened breakfast!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# *sigh*
Woo!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)
# flys!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 19:12, archived)

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