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# How I spent my Halloween

By Killerkitti, age 16 and 3/4
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# the phone looks like a bacon fry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# It does.
My phone is a slider, so it's like red on the face and back. But silver in the middle for some reason. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# you're getting aged!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahah
I am. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# One years my GF did the exact same thing
I don't really know why...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahah
Yeah, I was like, 'Okay, I'm glad it's awesome...' Like I didn't know what else to say to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# So this is your way of bragging to b3ta that you have a boyfriend? ;D
You should totally draw that picture of me now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Yes, obviously.
And um no.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# You just can't take how gorgeous I look, you're afraid that if you stare at the picture for too long you'll never be able to look away.
That's it, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
oh yeah, you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# and a job :-)
Staples eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Milton from Office Space got a job there after burning down the office. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# We sell those red staplers.
Or, we used to. I don't think we do anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I'll buy one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahah
You should come into the Staples I work out and start shouting I DEMAND A STAPLER and that. Then I'll know it's a B3tan and I'll help you. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# We should all agree on a b3ta buzzword, to drop into everyday conversation and see if anybody notices.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Goatse
is a good one.

Also, hey!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)
# how about "fluffy"
or "fucksocks!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Swingline?
It has to be Swingline.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Well of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahah
Unfortunately. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Looks like you had a tricky treat to me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# You've given up on your elbow
and left it for dead?

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# ...
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# i like your computerised hand writing
and renegade o's
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# That's just what my handwriting does.
I don't know why. But thanks. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# pipebombs ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# No pumpkins, no candy, no skulls...WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I knowww
D:
I didn't even get to go trick or treating. I had to work until 9.30pm
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Here...let's pretend...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Hello
Killerkitti
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Does this fit the challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# well he was in a tight spot
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# stockin' ell.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I'm checking through history to see if this has been faked or not . . .
so far they look like they fit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# It doesn't even look like he's got a hardy
how's he supposed to kiss it?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I ran out of magenta pixels
...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I can has headache!

And I do, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# he looks sad
that hes the only one with arms and legs :(
(BootBeat, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# What does Aspirin take when it gets a headache? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Off . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Has yuo tired magnits ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# *tries to think of magnet joke*
*fails*
*shrugs*
*has smoke*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# the drugs don't work ... HALP!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# OH NOES!!!
Quick, send in the fruit veggies!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# unrelated pea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Nice way to tap the source !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Oh noes!
Lil guys going to get hurtie falling that far :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Poor aspirin :(
Poor Scoopzilla :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# thangee wunnybuffles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Headaches are awful hurties :(
I'd send you an aspiringe but he looks sad too :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# You are two kind!
:D

*lurvs*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# not surprised.......lying down under a fifty ton powder press
serves him right:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Griffin Insurance
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# also,

Bloody image file types, coming over here, with their compression and loading from the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Hurrah for good old Great British Bitmaps!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# There no PNG in the union jack
so erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Oh YA YA YA YA YA
NEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# whites only, oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# couldn't resist - sorry PP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# WHERES ME WASHBOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# have you seen it?
Is it in that "nice shower......?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# You even got his eye colour right
Nice attention to detail :)

And I just got a call from Weatherseal wanting to flog me windows, despite me being on the Telephone Preference Service.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# ta,
can't you get some compensation for the cold call if you're on the TPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I did mention that to the poor chap who had the misfortune to speak to me
Ripped into him, ranted incomprehensibly about the TPS, compensation, demanded he take my name off the list...
I'm too nice to these people.
And according to Google (I did a 1471, looked up the phone number and found out who it was) there's a lot of complaints against them for doing this and pretty much ignoring the TPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# people are too logical to cold callers
when they ring me up I say IS THAT MIKE
er...no, it's BT
MIKE?
um...BT
MIKE, WHERE'VE YOU PUT ME TEETH?
um
THEY WERE ON THE LANDING
um...bye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:33, archived)
# or
them: 'is rachel there?'
me: 'rachel can't talk to you right now, she has my cock in her mouth'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# "Sorry, she passed away recently."
"At least, I think so, she's stopped struggling now..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Cygnet Freud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)
# ahh so fuck a duck
is from his latency period eh?

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I'm aFreud so
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Fuzzy Wuzzy loved his mum . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I'll take a bucket of breasts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)
# "But you can call me... Cyggy?"
Classic Bill&Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)
# So far, aircraft mfg. companies have rejected this model
maybe because it's analog

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Keep the air speed Don and be careful coming Don on Knott's landing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# ppptfft
I will try, Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Shaky as he goes /\/\/\/\
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I'd have one in my plane
if I had a plane

(goes back to ordinary existance)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Woo for Air Mayberry
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hello

Made on the laptop, so I'm not sure about the colours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Heckeddy heck!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Oh gosh, she's in the nip!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# BIGGER!
is the only appropriate response I can think of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:56, archived)
# yes
they need to be
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)
# No, Russel Brand's cock really is that small.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# my little cocky wock
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Has nobody asked for the source pic yet?
What is the world coming to :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Don't be shy.
You could always ask him yourself
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# *nudges*
you ask him
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# giggle
but he might tell my mum
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# It might be his mum
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Oh - I nearly forgot...
nsfw, read the faq noob, etc
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Oh . . . hello . . . looks nice an burple to me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Gorgeous colours, don't worry.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# crikey! she's turning blue! with the cold!
does she need rubbing warm?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Spanish war was really fought in the waves
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Join The Navy . . . ride The WAVES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# The original war photo was quite possibly faked too
Two faked photos for the price of one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Two faked = One fooked
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)
# naughty mr capa
imagine, eh faked images. whatever next
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# BIG BOID


Happy Birthday Sesame Street
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Dan Ackboid
where's Belushi?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Singin Jailhouse Rock in the clouds
alas - god bless him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Dan Ackbar
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# well don't pee then
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Dat BIG BOID looks like it's gettin' ready to play a little . . . ratta tat tat . . . violin music !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# He got bizznizz to take care of
with dat Toothpick Chaffinch
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha. Have a cackiemonster
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That has just made me spit beer you barst!!!
:-)

laughing tits off as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# more beer goes to waist (as opposed to waste - for a change)
you could be good for dieting

- does not swallow beer
- clenches stomach
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Hmm. I'll see if it works on my girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# scat motherfuckers!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# nice work bowass
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# cheers waddlebonce!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I really should put have this on auto complete for when I reply to your posts...
I love the cut of your jib.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# oooo ta!
didn't know I had a jib - let alone a cut one!

edit - yours looks quite nice too! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# big bird
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Plot was a little thin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)
# He's got a big zit under his head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The war may have had a different outcome had the V-3 been completed
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Vere are za zecret schematics ?
Also glad they never had a V-8 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# What, the vegetable juice drink?
Were they really that keen on Bloody Marys?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yes . . . yes they were . . . they were keen on Bloody Everything !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# This deserves more woos.
It fits all the criteria for a retro-star-wars post.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Ceiling woman is watching you, er, watch TV.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Her arms seem to be plastered into the ceiling.
Does that mean she's stuck there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Maybe
she's from the Han Solo school of decorating.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I am watching her watching me watching her TV . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# its nice up there :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)
# wow, she's lighter than airhead
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# bindun?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# *throws shoe at embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Direct Hit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It's a rat trap
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Danger . . . Stay Abackbar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# his favourite bar is a snAckbar
*gets coat*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# that pun was whack-bar
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# The Clash did Rock the Ackbar
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Their tongues can't repel flavour of that magnitude!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhasegf2wA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# YIKES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)
# where's that embassy again?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# heheee
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Aloha Ackbar
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Aloha Snackbar
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Heh
I remember that one ......... Hawaiian copper on terrorist training no?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Door policy..



(with humble appreciation/apologies to original artist)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# nae fuckin' trainers, ye wee balrog shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :)
gees'us yer jacket!
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# It's on extreme fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Why does
it have it's trainers on the wrong way round?
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Having mad feet makes it more evil..
.. possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You shall not (get a backstage) pass!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I say old chap, the new series of Top Gear starts this week
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Maypolean?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# !!!!
Horatio May, I'll think you find!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Can't wait till I get to the curly whurly level.
(Trash Ninja, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# that game made me shit myself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
# This is higher up my preferences list than the actual CoD games themselves
Cos in my opinion they suck ass.


Good job :D
*clikcs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Yeah I like FPS games
but not all this military masturbation

Left4Dead FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# A First Poo Shooter?
and a genre is born.
(Trash Ninja, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# that would be
a strange, but compelling genre :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)
# L4D2 Soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ah yes
I was playing the demo for that the other day, good fun!

(also I'd recommend the tellytubbies mod for the L4D1, very amusing)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Last 4 Doody 2?
New genres fill fast, don't they?
(Trash Ninja, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# it's the bastard child of R2D2 and Les Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I'm sticking with the Halo series and the GTA4 series :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# they are shit, arcadey nonsense
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Flush twice
www.doodycalls.com/
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# yehehe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)
#
What the deuce is this?

(JimChimney, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Great groupin' groupers . . . they've been grouped !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
#
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Did someone say Fish based Sci Fi puns?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Talking about a revolution ...
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I like the little white moth chasing the bra!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I thought that was breast dandruff
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Best of all the dermatological conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Free the brasseries . . . and such . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# ..and the cafes and tea rooms
in fact all light bite eateries!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Why not . . . let's have a free for all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# thought I'd have a go at one of these Obama pics...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Is michael j fox holding those strings?
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# yes - suspended by a complex scaffolding system
It's the only work he gets these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# could be just leaning over the camera a bit
or holding it on a stick. You think he'd know more tricks.
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I wonder if he's having the "special" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Egg and Chips down at Kath's Kaff
Just off Capitol Hill

it's $2.95 with a free cup of coffee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)
# That Kath has lovely jugs too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Remember to leave her a big tip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
# He's doing it rather sophisticatedly if you ask me.
As if he's about to enjoy a nice tiffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *jumps on the Obamawaggon*
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Ace swappage!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Oh, well, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# swappy swappy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# That's more like it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahaha! That's scarily good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Why, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Hooray! Best one yet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# cheers mOley
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Speaking of the Dutch masters. . .
have a Van Dyke.

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
# daw day ter yor merry poppins and all da cock'herney bollocks.
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
*dances on table*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Dick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Dyke!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# diesel
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Denim
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Dude!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Damnation!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# OBJECTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Cock Van Lesbian
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I've got a copy of that.
I like the bit with the tin bowl and the roll of quarters.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Ooh, can I borrow it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Sure.
Just fill out the Direct Debit form and I'll get it to you within 28 working days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Diagnosis: ClanSoul
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Robert Lindsay?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Fact of the Day:
Dick van Dyke was the inventor of the eponymous DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)

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