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# The Adventures of Bella Cat (Part 2)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I spy a zombie-chav scar.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# "Mice Braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnssssss Mice Braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnssssss!"

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Myra Monroe?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *fears*
excellent b3ta-ing sir
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo
Must've bindun, thought I?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# W
o
u
l
d
.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hahah!!!
Has anybody seen the front page of the daily mail today?

Fucking brilliant!

"Plastic is making your sons go gay!" (in a nutshell)

Oh, and its scientifically proven... okay then...

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# POIDH
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# bless you
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)
# In Nutshells!!
I remember hearing that crazy rumour before.
But what makes girls turn gay, copper?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# cash
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# my fave Daily Mail headline was from last year
"80 FOREIGN MURDERERS WELCOMED TO BRITAIN"

Was the wallpaper on my phone for a bit :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# my pvc pants make me gay
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Shop topping!!
*Click* :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# The only shopping I enjoy!
Ta Ninjable One
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# HAWT
nicely
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Cheers Doc!
She brushes up well
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrrrr....
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)
# that's the latest new character isn't it?
Not particularly fond of the name - it's a bit sweary - might give the kids a bit of a fright, but after what they've done with Mr Nosey, Mr Strong and Mr Tickle - hardly a surprise
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# they had to tone down Mr Shitcunt
but they got away with Mr Peppers
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Thed need to do a Mr Paedo and a Mr Rapist.
B3ta does the Mr Men.

This idea has potential!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Mr Henry, Mr Domo, Mr Chumpmanbear, Miss Sturdy Girl
Miss Fear, Mr Beatie etc.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I am liking this


(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Indeed. The fact that they've tried to update something I experienced in my childhood 30 years ago fills me with impotent rage
which I feel obliged to release as cynical, clipped opinion expressed sarcasticly about things I have no control over.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# absolutely
Mr Tickle has long arms - ALL the TIME! not just when he's tickling

and Mr Nosey has a long nose

those are the facts!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# haha
also, my cat has just sneezed in my cup of coffee

mm stringy cat bogeys
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahah
the every day tales
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Ace.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# nice colour matching there sir!
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# quality :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I fucking love this!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# "Corn rigs, an' barley rigs, An' corn rigs are bonie"
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# he totally does the bird in that song
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Genius.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Haha
This guy would be my sons favourite for sure! "What does Mr. Nasty Bastard do next daddy?" Morning and *click* Ninj
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Morning sir!
...and thank you! :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Woo!
Yeah!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# NINGs
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# hahaha
the power of French military technology compels you!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Bilbo *Click* :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)
# haha
I'm tempted to shop some false teeth "The Extra Set"
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahah
that's good


I think there's some mileage with this yet

Morning Miss
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Morning Bilbo
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Nice one, guv...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
;)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
was that canned laughter?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# It's okay
it just follows me around, and it's also there when I say something serious
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha!
We've lost Father Sheffield!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# it did £10 worth of damage!
DEF LEPPARD FTFW BTW!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
(, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 3:51, archived)
# The Adventures of Bella Cat (Part 1)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
# RAWR
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
# What foul japery is this, that you would put pirate things upon a kitten?!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ahoy!

And ahoy the board!
What have I been missing these past few weeks?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:12, archived)
# loads
how was MeHeeeeeeCo?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I was nice, cheers

Had a hurricane passing by and all, but that was over pretty quickly
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Oh - just what has now become the usual.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Some rare gems and a lot of flouncing?

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Oh there was some good flouncing.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yay!

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Sweden was invaded by norks
Beer was declared legal for penguins
a rare eggtimer sold for $45bn on ebay
3 Armenian nurses broke the world record for most 3-dimensional bacon crisps

apart from that, not much
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm sorry to have missed the bacon crisps thing

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Well, let's see...
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I can't believe it!

;)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Some Q&D madness from my mind
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# Hahahahahahaha
Click!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahaha
excellent! :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Tästee Chikee
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# :D

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# Class.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning luvlies!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:08, archived)
# toot toot!
WOO!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
# ding
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:17, archived)
# BUKAWK
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Very good.
I see what you did there.

Click
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahaa
now if that happened i'd be a happy man! :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Nice one, Joe!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Here we go!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Heroic effort
Haha!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Thanks
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 5:18, archived)
# Nice to see things like this
on a Monday morning :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 7:04, archived)
# how silly!
woo!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 8:06, archived)
# (L)eggs it
woosome
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 8:12, archived)
# hmm.
those bacons are behaving rather rash(er)ly they clearly have an evil streak... :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)
# YeeHar! More pork products with side arms!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
# a pic that was originally done by (Jesus I forgot his name). so I animated it. animation is mine the original is his.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 2:21, archived)
# 0_0
oh, my.....
*slides off seat*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Tccch
Anyone would think you're jealous or something.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 2:45, archived)
# jealous? moi?
of course not!
now, where did i put those batteries...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I think you'd need a small petrol generator for that one.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 3:04, archived)
#
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# Me, I think you'll find :)
Well done!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Originally done by Jesus???
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Probably bindun....
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 2:00, archived)
# HomeHub IS the beast
from what I've heard
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# How strange
I've found it to be the only thing BT have ever done that's not shit. And I worked for them for 8 years.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Trust me
The home hub is shit. I have one, and it's a shit.
It goes "CLICK" and resets itself at random. Pretty cool!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
#
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# i just came
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# stinking purple headed custard thrower
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#
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# balls
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)
# too many pubes per ball
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# 3 is usual
but hey i went a bit wild
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)
# crazy balls !!!!
haha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hahah I got carried away when I made this. Ross Kemp looks at various cocks and decides which he likes(the 4th on the left is in the name of art)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Good work, Citizen.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# :)
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#
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# ALLAHU AKBAR!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:10, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:10, archived)
# *barfs embassy*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# *bums the house down*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
# *rapes the casbah*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# *stones jehovah*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
# *goes to bed*
'Night all!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# CYA!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# lol bums
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
# ali oom bye yay
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Wow
It's magical. I can read Arabic!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a big softie really!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
# mingebeard?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)
# You know..........
I spent so long getting rid of the tattoo on his fod i never bothered looking down.... he does have a fanny tattoo on his chin! hahaha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# fuckchin
a new sex fashion
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# motherfucking-cunt-pussy-licking-tit-fuck-bitch-face?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# LINES
COLOURS
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# No.
On both counts.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# vague fuzzy edges
monochrome
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Nope.
Still wrong. 3/10
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
# THIS:
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# no not that
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# fuck you, man
fuck you
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# RAAAAAAGE!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Hello Watl, how are you this evening?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I AM TRYING TO FIND MY CAPSLOCK KEY.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I FOUND MINE
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)
# hurrah!
I mean... HURRAH!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Urgh. Ive been so long without hummus its scary.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I've not even had any artyhummus!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I say that when I answer the phone
PS: very good
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Is it? Well, a fine motherfucking-cunt-pussy-licking-tit-fuck-bitch-face it is then.
WY
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# cheers!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# what
the fuck am i looking at ?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# ^ that
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)
# what shader/material is that?
needs editing a bit; there's a cluster of small polys at middle left-a-bit top that need shopping out
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Nah, it's going with what it's got.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# this is the first time my late night google searches have brought me straight to a b3ta post
woo
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)
# :-)
Worrying...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# you were looking for this
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)
# that's rather magical
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# It's like a tourette's stock market ticker
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I HAVE FOUND A TINY PYRAMID.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# But are you sharing?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I WOULD BUT I LACK THE LANGUAGE TO DESCRIBE ITS LOCATION.
ALSO: HOLY CRAB BUCKETS I FOUND ANOTHER.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Dance by waggling your abdomen to describe the postion of the sun so we can triangulate its location
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# *waggle waggle waggle.... pause... waggle waggle regurgitate nectar*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I DISCOVERED BOTH, ALSO.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# UNDISCOVERED BROTH, ALSO.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
# DISCONCERTED DISHCLOTH, BRO!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# DISILLUSIONED WISH, PROSPERO.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
# This!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
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# this is a bit rubbish


i thought it might come out good, but it didnt, im not even sure if its a nice idea any more after thinking about it and it doesnt even look like jam.

never mind.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# you bled on the bread
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# ^
Present that to a girl and you might as well have carved her name in your chest
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# good skills
:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Nice words, but why have you painted them onto a giant champagne cork?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# lol gurljam
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)
# That explains the cork.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)
# is that how people from devon say cock?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Midnight on a Sunday seems a good time to bury this
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha this is beautiful.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# This is the ultimate goal in a dogs life
to catch a bird in the garden ! :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# aww!
look at snoopy's smiley face :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# AWW poor Woodstock
But strangely I'm not that bothered.... never did like Woodstock that much, & Snoopy I could take or leave. Linus was my hero, & Charlie Brown & maybe Marcie.

*grew up with peanuts*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# him bird got et
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I'm more afraid of yes ghosts.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)
# It's the "maybe next week sometime" ghosts you have to worry about
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] last post for tonight
sorry for thread attack :/
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# aww look at his face :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# just because
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# :D
he
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I can think of nothing more wonderful than
rather make some of these pointless remakes of classic films that to be honest chaps, you can't improve upon, something utterly out of the blue like this could be injected. Just when the girl walks into the room at the party at pisses herself, a fucking T-rex bursts through the wall and starts munching on everyone

Sort of thing
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# do it then
:D
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# A fine allegory of the progression of thought in horror/suspense cinema.
Unseen forces of evil doesn't work any more.
It's all dinos, zombies and robots these days.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# what has been... unleashed!?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# What do you see...
A dinosaur or a man's face?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Just found this. Too good not to post. I did not make this(!)
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Ahaha.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# she is a terrible mother
using comic sans in an official letter - SHAME ON YOU!
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# gAKLHJDHDShkdfjhdf I'm torn between letting this go and saying this is a board for things you make and you should go away :\
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Suggest they refrain from posting these things in new threads, but go slightly easier on them because this is pretty funny :]
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Signed: Ms. R. "Trixy" Lovens, Florida.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Jesus H Fucking Christ
Learn your fonts.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)
# oh class note thread?

click to embiggen... my son got this last year...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Mother Tere'saw'
arf
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# someone i know
recently told me the basic plots of the saw films

they sound like a massive pile of wank

edit: also, woo pic
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
# People get locked in a room, and have to kill each other to get out and/or get tortured?
Oh, that reminds me, I should finish Transitions. Banks 1 Saw 0.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Also, I should drink a tasty, tasty Coka-cola (TM). In my Humvee.
Sorry, I've just been bought out by a multi-media conglomerate.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# PLAY HALO IN THAT HUMV AND IM SOLD
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Dude this car fucking rocks!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# They aren't wank.
That is all.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# They are wank. Same shit, different udder to be milked from.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I've only seen the first one.
It was fairly wank.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I like to wank.
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# They are pretty wank but I love them.
The second film was actually decent, and I'm looking forward to seeing the most recent one.
I'm a sick fuck, so they're pretty satisfying ;D
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Needs more magic tape
Woo and yay
(, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

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