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# Oh HAI!
I is recently discovered deep aquatic beastie and I wants crawlings in your nose-hole and make love at your brian! Hope you no mind!

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# HAIS THERE
waves
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Does this picture turn you on?
;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Needs some eyebrows
then we'll talk.

Arf
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# What do you think...
...those things above its eyes are?

Not that I know. I just thought maybe they would do as eyebrows.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Those are for poking termites surely
And detecting Dolphins...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Deep-sea
termites.

And tickling dolphins.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I though deep sea termites were mythical demi-gods of the ocean...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
# No, they're semi-mythical
full gods. So they do exist, some of the time, but when they do, they are to be mercilessly poked by deep-sea beasties.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# So they are like the force?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I will leave this discovery
up to your own experimentation.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Detective Dolphin! He'll change your Tuna!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# BOSH!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh hai, Aquatic Ronnie Corbett!
Can you juggle?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hai there sea beastie!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ARGHH!
KILL IT WITH TOILET DUCK!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Great you've found the cure for wine flew !
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Prevention is better than cure.
Therefore I'm going to kill myself now, to prevent myself getting it, because that would be better than getting cured. YAY!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# If you leave your body to science and they do find out what it was . . . thank you !
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
# *forwards to Brian*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Sings hey to you !
good day to you!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ohai
happy sea beastie! How goes your day in the aquatic deeps?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# It is all good.
I is floats around. Meets other beasties. Eats other beasties. Poops out little bits of other beasties. Sometimes I dies.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That sounds like a LOVELY day
Apart from the dying bit. Pweese don't die. Not till I've loved you and snuggled you and called you George.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Please don't die sweet lil aquatic beastie. That will make me all upset.
You don't want to make me all upset, do you?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# SFW Euro fun part une


Herman van Rompuy Pumpuy
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Freak gasoline fight accident?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# If it was an anaconda it would have . . . oh . . . it's doing it anyway !
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# SNAKE!
SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
# KELP! I NEED SOMEBODY! KELP! NOT JUST ANYBODY!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# KEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# They look like they could use some help!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I know, they do need help.
Sadly though, the coastguard has a hearing impediment and he thought they wanted Kelp. KELP! HA! HA! HA!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Kelp! I need someplantlife!
KELP! Not just anyplantlife!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Plantlife?
Isn't that a song by Blur?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Good grief!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! KELP!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I sea what you did !
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I heard the SEAWEED himself. LOL!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# George Harrison (I think, on the left)
Looks like willy wonka . Arf
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Arf! Tis true!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ...(any excuse)...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# "yer buy one,yer get one free"

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# "I SAID YER BUY ONE YER GET ONE FREE"
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# BUY YER FRONT WINDOWS
AND GET YER BACK WINDOWS FREE!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# 0800 106 107, I said 0800 106 107 NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I think this one's long overdue
That guys gets on my nerves less when the commercial ends.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# absolutely.....:D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Is this from a real telly advert?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# It is
well, up until he loses his head... unfortunately.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Aye, I figured that much ;)
I haven't seen it :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Yer buy one
you get one freeee
I SAY YOU BUY ONE
YOU GET ONE FREEE!!!!

and repeat. That's the advert.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# They must have spent a fortune with an ad agency for that gem! ;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha nice.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# If I get one free . . . I will think about losing my head and buying one . . .
But wait . . . there's no more !
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Interesting fact:
Geoff "Mr Safestyle" Brown parked his BMW X5 rather inconsiderately at my local Shell petrol station in Accrington.

His mullet has to be seen to be believed.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# nice.
hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# All pitchmen should die!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
# have a painting :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# No
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# you will have it
and like it! :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Is it acryllic?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# yeah
:)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# It's very nice, however I must reject it on the grounds of it being acryllic.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
# acrylics are okay
i've never got on well with water colours and never tried oils.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Screw watercolours and get on the damn oils.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
# i want to try them
but cantafford to buy them at the moment! plus acrylics dry faster - so i can store paintings easier :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I highly recommend them.
They're soooooo much nicer.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
# i've heard this
i must try them oneday! :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
# retard
i mean buy a bottle of acrylic retarder if you'd like the acrylic to stay workable for longer (acting a little more like oils) :)
edit: nice painting btw
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
# fuckwit!! ;)
i've never herd of that will have to look! although i meant that they dry on the canvas quick so i can store them :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
# haha
is handy for summer when acylics dry too quickly and crack (saves wastage if on a budget like me) :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# will look into that
sounds ace - they dry a bit to fast in the palette :(
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Oils
are for people who can't paint details.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# errr, I mean; thanks, that's lovely.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# You need to get more nude models into your studio

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# i've done some nudes
but they are far to pornographic for b3ta ;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I went life-drawing last week, I might scan in a sample if anyone's interested.
I didn't draw any penii though.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# That's ok, just scan it as-is
we'll do the penii for you.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# i want to do
life drawings - did you see that program "todays nude" on 4 a while ago?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I saw some of it,
didn't bother trying to draw anything though.

Edit:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
It's always the ones you spend fuck all on that come out best.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# thats really nice!
woo! :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Thanks Rev.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ART
very nice! But I agree with the previous post, there's a distinct lack of the slight podgy nude models you usually get with paintings
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# jsut for you :D - slightly NSFW
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# DAVE!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# yes
yes i am! :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Smashing Rev!
*Click* Reminds me of the Knight off of The Holy Grail! :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
thank you! :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Accrington Stanley? 'oo are they?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# MILCH? EUUGGHH!
also: Pow! Right in the kisser!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ey oop, Toatsy!
Toatsy!I have a dilemma!


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# one I can help with?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!
I have a Happy Friday Song all lined up . . . but I'm not around on Friday


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhh
I should be about, gaz me a link and I shall do the honors
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# exxxxxcellent!
/Monty Burns

ta!


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# *can't help but overhearing*
Happy Friday Song, eh? *waits patiently.*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# You fecking eavesdropper!
Get the hell off my private board! oh . . .


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Dude I has haxxored your privit board moahahahahhaaaaaa!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
*Air guitar*

/Bill & Ted.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *Perk*
I will be in Johannesburg but will definitely log on and check it out.
This time I shall search for Mr Toast's posts instead of your posts.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Cannot play media. Sorry, this media is not available in your territory.

Fucking hell. I didn't even know I had a territory.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# what are you?
a meerkat?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Tapir
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# AWWW wook at his wittel wobbly nowse!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ah, sorry.
It is a kid getting knocked over by a missed penalty. It is rather amusing.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# you'll need to go and start a war with neighbours
to increase the size of your territory.

Go on, I'm sure they'll understand
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Just so long as he doesn't come south
The German army may be shit but there's about ten times as many of them as there are Dutch.

Plus, I'd rather not be caught in a war when I'm trying to go home for Christmas.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Oh, alright then

I heard it's the thing to do
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Just make sure you devolve all responsibility for it
to underlings who will take the rap while you are on a world wide 'speaking' tour
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Haven't you marked your boundaries recently?
You'd better get pissing
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# *annexes waspy's leg* *re-zips*
Hiya! All your leg are belong to us!


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I hope it was the left one
it don't work so good.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# He's been looking at the "reference material" as well?
Kat's expression in panel 2: Priceless!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Does this have something to do with swine flu?

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Hello you!


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hello David
How are you?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I be Braw! ta
Hope you're similiar


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I'm grand

best in weeks, ashally ;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# might be to do with this
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
now wash your hands
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I don't know why.
But I find that effing funny :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# SA but for the American market
C]:0D


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
#
market meerkat

Fixed that for you
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Wrong,
Americans use the term 'jerked off'.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# was that not the joke?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# explained for those of us who may not have understood.
*looks around for those of us who may not have understood*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I assumed he'd been peeing.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I thought he'd been shitting on his hands
and then painting.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# You can tell because there's P on his jumper.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I assumed he'd
been fisting an anthropomorphosised hedgehog
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I assumed he'd been rubbing his hands
all over Richard Whiteley's dead face.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I assumed he'd smeeee
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Dorty Pip!


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Quite :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *manhugs*
(without washing hands)


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ..........................ew.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Oooh, Kat is the flatmate from hell now!
Sound advice - don't let flatmates eat giant fruit.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war.
5, 6, 7, 8, I use this hand to..........
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# beware the chin sniper
for he is deadly

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
WHAT? :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# unlike all of my work, this is silliness :D
edit: being facetious, of course
woo for hatstanding stuff!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Eep.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# what the whattingly what?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# This happened to me once

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Top response!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Pictures, or it didn't happen.
which I believe to be the appropriate response to such a sweeping statement.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# *perplexed*
....and quite enjoying it
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# What is he shooting at?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# How wonderfully bizarre!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)
# What the fucking hell!!!???
Is that Pat from Eastenders?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Fucking mental.
:)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I don't know what it is
But I like it
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# more, more MORE of this sort of thing
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# otterly adorable.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Aye, it's stoatally cute!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Weasily the best thing today!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ferret's very well done !
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Could there be a meerkat for this sort of thing?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Arf! Excellent! :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Thankee :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hehe
you have to watch those otters

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# tres bon!
: D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Merci!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)
# See you on the otter side

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# That'll beavery nice!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)
# large:D
:D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Bet he loves the story about Jesus and the 5000 fish portions
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Cute.
Needs paws.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# That's no moon :D!


Nice kitties btw Joe :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *fluffgasms*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ace
Arfs a bit
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# YAY!
for the kitty moon!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)
# are their names Yin and Yang?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# And on a christmas note...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# cat porn
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# aaaawwwwwww!!!!!!!!
You have brought peace and order to two kitties who don't get along.

One Nobel peace Prize is winging its way to you!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Woo!
It'll take pride of place on my mantelpiece :D!

*throws Golden globe in bin*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# mini times me have wondered about this


This is to precise scale, btw ;p
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# this will make me want to stop leching at ladies
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# at least it's not Austin Powers
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# her earings are almost as big as her tits
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Slip the bridle on
and hold the reins tight.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# START THE REACTOR!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Kuato
is looking quite well these days, don't you think?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
# that might have been more trouble to blend with hairless tits
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i would.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# no mention of "what" though
!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Firdst
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# yes
yes you are

edit: 4 YEARS OF LURKING FOR THAT!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Darn it...
...out-lurked already !
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
pull off a chair
shop up a cat
etc
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *click*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Quick reply before the thread is deleted!
*just so you can moan*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Is that code for something amongst Newcastle Utd fans from Belfast?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
0_o
have a blessed cat
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Woah! Nice.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Secosnd
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# that's a lorra lorra lurkin'
phew!....erm welcome
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hello, new person. Make a picture!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# You know, I don't think flamings are what they used to be
psst, new person - make some comic sans toap! We lurve comic toap ;-)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I make an effort to be nice
but too many fails in one day and I'll start screaming CUNT OFF YOU CUNTING FUCKNUGGET or similar. I really should be more consistent.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# happy monger is happy
:)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
#
bwahahaha
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
this is fintastic
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Firdst indeed
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# GAY

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# i press button and...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Holy Car Wash !
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Indeed
wash your car in wine
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# They want to upgrade to the Vishnu, the extra arms do the job in half the time
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Washnu!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ganeshwash ftw
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# the extra pressure hose does shift the grime
but the car always comes out smelling of elephant dung in my experience
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Ah, that Ganesh.
Can never wait until the next service station, can he?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# OMG tell the internet!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Pretty good lurking there chap.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# oooooooh.
You're not wrong!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Lurking in the shadows
I'm a slow starter, but when I get going.......well, I'm still pretty slow, but you get the point.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# haha
good reply.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# RPT is shit
except for this
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Why are you posting pictures of dead cats? O_O
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Just showing off my work
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# the top one is a cat
I'm not sure what the bottom one is
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# a meringue
with coal stains
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# he's fucking gorgeous is what he is
even if he is incredibly camp
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# He's my fat bat cat
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# awww lookit the speepy kitties
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm glad someone enjoyed them
I try and threadsave and...

*flounces*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Speepy kitties are always welcome.
Always. Especially gorgeous speepy kitties.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Flounce ye not.
Teh Fluffeh is always a Good Thing. Always.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Awwwww i miss my cats
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Wuf!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Haha
I badly want this animal to really exist. Top work!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Well wouldn't you know, it's the Roman God Samantha Janus. HA! HA! HA!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# classicalols
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# MYTHOLOLS!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# she was so sexy in Game On
you wouldn't think the one who plays her sister was Alan sugar's niece would you?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Rita Simons? Yeah, I know.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Spunky!
not as sexy as Tess Daly in The Beloved's Sweet Harmony vid though
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# PLease to find now for me thx!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK7hItW05zA

from 48 seconds she appears from the right
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# She looks like she has trout pout going on.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# he watches TV
I read my books
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# what the shuddering wonder humper?!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# where her ears conjoin
is like a little vulva
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# haha
or the beak of a bird living in her hair
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I can see quite a frightening bird face in there now
/too much acid in the 60s blog
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I noticed that too
would:)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# elvisweathertinycock?
;-)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# little acorns..........
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# You pervert!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# No.
That's Samantha's Anus.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Heh, nicely!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# oh, thank you, sir
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Doesn't really work now she's married though ;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# when the hell did this happen?
why am I always the last to know about these things?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I only noticed a couple of weeks back
when I was looking at the credits and it said Ronnie Mitchel: Samantha Womack.

I was most perplexed.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# As long as she doesn't strat singing Teardrops
next time she spazzes out, we should be OK
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That would be ace :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Pantheon-tastic :D!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ha! Now that's just silly!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# it's one of Andrew McDavies's ancestors
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# i like this clit and balls statue.
it does not leave me feeling emasculated.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I think it's winking at you...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Bindun :)

(No idea whose version was first though...)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Well i did mine about 5 mins before posting..
So you wins :D

Edit - actually looks like we used same source images too, go google! :P
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Not that many statues of Apollo
So, not surprised we'd use the same image :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
# oh dear
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# My sincerest apologies ;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# samantha janus's anus is heinous
true story.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Aye, I read that in National Enquirer.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I love conjoined twins


(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# what the hell is that?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# some sort of gameshow from britain
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# sort of like
human tetris.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# sort of like it's a knockout for fat ex-celebrities.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ...and without Eddie Waring or Stuart Hall.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Possibly the shittest game show ever made
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# it's a big waste of polystyrene
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# And precious airwaves.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# my hous emate and I were channel hoping while under the influence of a green herb
when we found that doc.. we sat in watched in brain melting awe.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I channel hope a lot.
I'm always disappointed though.

Also, I couldn't watch a documentary like that under green herb influence. Heavy stuff ruins me when under such influences. I'd just sit there rocking back and forth saying "Bad, that's bad." for hours.

I need lightheartedness, like Ted Danson and Adam Sandler films, except neither of them.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *refuses to repost own bring on the wall pic*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# *demands repost now*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Oh alright then....

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Hehehe
Always a good'un.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# would!
from both sides

also: LOL
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Aye, she is a fine young filly and no mistake!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# sorry I'm late
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha
how totally...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yay, philosophy LOLZ!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ooof!

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ROFLosophy
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Jesus

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# get out now
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *groan*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# that sure looks a swell pan
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# And she sure looks ready to use it too.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ahem...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# The Creme of the Crop...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ha!
You foolish man Ninj!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# haha
that's no balloon*



*David Niven autobiography lols
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# pfffft....
I can't help thinking of this as a sex aid though.

Niven was such a player
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha love it
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# YAY!
Great font matching there :)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Weeeeeee
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Is this a pea?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# No. Just finished it now.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# How rare.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Incidentally, I like it, but for the shadow of the swinging figure, which remains static.
I just thought that I had seen it within the last week or so.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Ah, bugger. Forgot about the shadow.
The static image of darth vader on the swing was posted on www.break.com last week. You may have seen it there, or maybe someone's done it already.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ah, it may be the static one then.
Sorry for this irrelevant bit of thread, by the way.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Dark Lords cast fixed shadows to confuse Sandpeople, Jedi and Ewoks who may furtively be taking aim..
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hee hee!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
playtiem:D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Clinging on to a dying technology, you say?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha

nice tagging
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# he's got more front than Blackpool....
"Oh, boo hoo, Google is nicking my content"

tell us another one, Rupe.

Your papers routinely steal content from the interwebs without so much as a by your leave (and I'm not just referring to stuff from here; half the content of The Sun is merely cobbled together from what's on the net the day before).

And anyway, doesn't Google DIVERT traffic to your sites?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Murdoch in being a fucking twat shocker!
News at Ten! ;)

Also, I see down below that you have given up on watching Eastenders. It's all hotting up man! The next month or two are gonna be awesome! ;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Unless samantha Janus gets em out
I won't watching anytime soon.

The sight of Janine in skimpies, shagging in the cellar of the Vic was the final straw
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha! You fucking loved it you dirty slag!
But Owen gets out of prison tonight, just in time for Denises Hen Night!

Also, Archie is getting killed at Christmas! MURDER IN ALBERT SQUARE GOD DAMN IT!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Good....
but they'll only replace him with another dirty old man

Probably get Jim davidson in to play him
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# People are often most upset when they see others displaying their own bad habits.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Like that bloke picking his bum on the tube this mornign
dirty boy
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# pfft...........am it cunt Tuesday?

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# eww eww eww
I got food poisoning recently while staying at a hotel. I was in situ on the porcelain and needed to puke. I filled the sink. The sink blocked. I had to fish around in my own undigested Thai food reject to clear the sink. While still on the toilet. at 5 in the morning. with a stinking hangover.

how's lunch?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha...........it's all fun n' games:D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Had a guy in my university house who did that
but puked in the bathtub. And didn't clean it. 13 guys in the house, 12 got food poisoning. I didn't. I left for a week...
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Fuck! :D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# mmmm

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# moistening or cleaning?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Ewwwww
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Have you considered marking your post as NSFW posting this as a link,
you twat?

*ignores*
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# you silly billy

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# dildos on b3ta are NSFW?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I think that if this one is NSFYW
Y will simply have to N look at B while AW.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# What have you got against such fine, novelty candles?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Does it need one of these?
Photobucket
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# stuffage
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Those crazy Tories!

Davy loves his dildos:
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
#
heheh
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# . .

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Eww!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# he sure do love his drugs

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again
David Cameron on skag is Michael Schumacher

Or perhaps vice versa
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Michael Cameron on David is Skag Schumacher?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Michael Cameron on David?
That's all the sexeh. And when you throw in Skag Schumacher... well, what can I say?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# haha great
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
licky licky:D
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Love what you've done with your hair!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Skinny and bawnee
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Pawnee Indiana, Pawnee Indiana, Pawnee Indianaaaaaaaaaa!
Arf! Nicely!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# i enjoy this!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I'm going to get one of these for my niece for Christmas.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I like this, very good.
:)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# morning all

not sure what's going on here but have it anyway
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)
# YAY!
Nice young men offering me kittins are welcome on my internet any day!
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I wasn't sure what was going on here either

so it seems an apt response.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# he comes, shirley?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Wouldn't you if you had a startled pocket zebra?
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# By jove, he was handsome in his youth
I think he's squeezed five kittens, no wait, six...

No five
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I'll tell you what's going on
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)

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