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not TITS!

Some cheeky wee visitors in my garden today.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

ummmm

goldfinches?

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Yay for the birdies!

Are they not finches though?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

beaten to it!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

they did quite well considering the earthquak

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

God-duck

and the tremultuous earthquack

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arrangedletters, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

Watch Out!!! Ya fleebin' Tits....

Tat Cat and Greedo are hungry!!!

Nom Nom Nom

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

WTF! is that???

I Certainly dont remember him from Mos Eisley Goddammmitttt

(Hoon_McFlea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

Hehehe...Cockweasle knows......Shhhhh

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

????????????

He has missing footage of the cantina????????????????

Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee

(Hoon_McFlea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

I didn't know Jocelyn Wildenstein was into ink as well.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

*likes*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Tweet-tweet!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

flap flap flap flap

peckpeckpeckpeck

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

hhhmmppfff

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

LOL :)

(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

*cricket applause*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

Dignified

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

You found this image by googling 'Old Man'

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

winner!

i had to give him a whole new jaw too

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

Blimey!

That's a quick change, for sure!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

(darkwavepunk, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

~~Your link is broken, try editing it.~~
Top draw.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Am I still b0rked?

(darkwavepunk, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

Nope, works fine now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Do you trust me now that 9 is wrong?

(darkwavepunk, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

Oh look.

HOw many tentacles does that thing have? I do believe it's 8. Eight. EIGHT! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

ALSO

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

OCTOPOD FIGHT!

Basically attempted to incorporate all the ninja turtles into one squid.

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

My money's on the octopus fella

He's like the small, Japanese man who stands at the edge of the fight in films and you just KNOW he's going to kick everyone's arses at any second :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

Poor squiddy.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

this is good I like this

so *cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

nicely

happy lick-a-squid day

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

just a little more...... just a little more......

shiny plastic face news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Cor, this is a bit good.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

tj: is illustrator worth me getting?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

depends what you want it for

if just vectors for here then no. try Inkscape 'tis free

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

When I say "worth me getting" I mean "worth the hassle of aquiring"

edit: I just want to play about making pictures and stuff really.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

based on the shitty day I've had

I'd say if you're going to fucking use something, then fucking pay for it.
/fed up of getting screwed over by freeloaders blog

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

:( sorry toasty.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Get inkscape and see if you can get the hang of bezier curves

The newly released version has some pretty sexy tools in it now, I may go back to it.

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magnum, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Ok, I'll have a look at it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

haha

hahaha :D

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FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

hahaha

He looks like that guy from working lunch halfway through.

On a side note, I'm completely enjoying both Daniel Merriweather's and La Roux's albums.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

halfway is his new real face

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

hahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

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dunk3d, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

He looks like Abe from Abe's Oddessy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

THOSE GAMES WHERE SO FUCKING AWESOME

FUCK YEAH

(Peter_G, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

hahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

My Ramsay's got no nose.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

lolz :DDD

(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

Hahaha!

Christ, Safari is a bit weird

I was starring at that for ages wondering what you had done before it started moving

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

Haha!

I'm impressed and horrified at the same time :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

HARDER!

Fucking rip that fucker's fucking skin right the fuck off his fucking face.
I fucking want to fucking see that fuck looking like a fucking cenobite.

*looks in swearbox for any more spare fucks to insert into that*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Sorry it took a while and came out badly

thats what you get for trying to do it while on the phone though I guess, hope HappyToast doesn't mind that I've mangled it, but it really did beg for that extra little pull

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

YAY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

Love it.

(Gorgonopsid, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

hahaha, fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

hehehe

d'you reckon he's got a knot on the back of his head?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

So is it just me or

does his new, and apparently painful, face treatment actually do nothing for him other than now looking artificial?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

haha

though the hooks should look more painful, if it's to be done correctly :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

Thanksgiving Hangover

(Twenty Camels, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

hahahahaha :D

(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

fat american holiday because they just can't wait another month for christmas

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

the largest known genocide, it seems, is worth giving thanks for.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

Merikans stole my birthday :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

Your birthday

is on the last Thursday of November every year?

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)

Maybe wuffle just meant this year.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

Maybe

but we'll never know.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

Yes, I can tell you!

I meant just this year

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)

But I didn't read your post

so I'll never know.

I choose ignorance.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)

Is that a new Pokemon?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

To be fair though

they did have it first. You should have planned ahead better.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

I don't actually recall planning to be born in the last week of November.

...or any time at all, really.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

So you admit it then!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:18, archived)

Bawwwww

I don't remember! It was a long time ago :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

This troubles me deeply :(

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

It's the last time I can call myself forty-something as well :(

But on the upside, I bought myself a bee :D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

I like my squid/octopus/thing

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

There are lots of great icons here in people's sigs

but only a small few to select from at the moment. I read the FAQ (yes I did, aren't I a good bunny) but didn't understand why my choice was so limited.

I wanted the bunny

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

New sets of icons are released every now and again/when rob wants some cash.

You can only chose from the icons that are out when you donate, not previous/future ones.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

Aha!

Now I understands.
no bunnies for me then

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)

Dave the Hat makes ickle icons if you ask him nicely

I was given a lovely gramophone a few years back:

(oh, and happy birthday btw)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)

Oooo!

That's lovely! I noticed that Fresh Water Mole has a little extra one as well.

(thankyouverymuch!)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)

When the new icons are out, you can donate again

and then choose from the new batch.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

I think I see the flaw in that argument.

I won't know if there's a bunny in the new batch until I donate. And now that I have gone on record as wanting a bunny, Rob could hold on to the bunny for a long, long time and empty the wuffles bank account a treat.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

Quick! Say you don't want a bunny!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

I don't want a bunny.

Nope. No bunnies for me. No sirree. Bunnies? Nooooo. No way.
think that'll work?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

If it were up to me, you'd get your wish AND an oscar :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

Awwwww :)

Thankies! For that you get a freshly baked YAY!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

\o/

What a lovely YAY! :D

If you like you can have the bee "hat" I made when I had the bee as an icon. Its okay. I wasn't completely happy with it.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Oooo thankies!

I would love to! My bee would wear it with pride! How do I fix it on though? Do I have to paste it on to every post, or is there a way of embedding it?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

I'm afraid you have to put it on every post

Its a labour of love.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

I want a bunny too

Or a bee. Something happy at any rate.

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

I don't know if I am allowed to tell you what the icons are at the moment :(

The icon rules are too arcane for my brane.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

it's okay, i'll take my chances :)

not right now though i'm tired z

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

Just a small donation of 5 of your Earth pounds and you shall have your bee!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

And a very happy bee, at that.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

Is it just not funny

or is it not funny and supposed to be racist?

I am not sure.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

It is not within the spirit of b3ta if that's what you mean

it containing a deeply offensive racist image

combined with some weird reference to Thanksgiving day

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)

Racist!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)

The obama-chimp monstrosity itself it badly photoshopped

I'm just doing my bit to put the boot in by using mspaint to do an even shitter one.
That; and I can't be arsed to try harder.

(Twenty Camels, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)

Threadjack: is this new fail anim i made a bit too 4chan?

even though i heard of this on albino black sheep not 4chan?

input or bum rape will be accepted?

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)

I don't get it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)

Someone mentioned star wars references?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

You could at least have photoshopped the shadow

As it is, I simply don't believe that the Chinese Jumping Guy actually has a pod racer hovering over a beach.

/probably not a pod racer blog

(/also, being an annoying twat blog)

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boris the spider, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

someone break his lorrel?

haha casual lacism!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Richard Cheese at a Greenpeace demonstration

Never seen without his trademark Tigerskin Suit.

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

why am i looking at your dog?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

Dog?

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)

Woof

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

b3ta.com/search/board?q=why+am+i+looking+at+your+dog%3F

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

Shada's picture on that is awesome.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

his version of radioheads 'creep' is inspired

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUUj4BjY-VM

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)

Funny you should say that...

... my mate is trying to learn that very song on the piano as I type.

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

I KNOW!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

You know? Didn't realise his keyboard was that loud.

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

That man is a genius.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

No, this person is a genius

www.myp2pforum.eu/live-tv/41045-british-tv.html

(sorry if it's viral already and I'm late to it, but I'm still ever so slightly blown away by being able to watch live television as I waffle on b3ta!)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

Coo!

I'm looking around those forums to see if they have an app for me to watch Merikan TV.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)

Isn't it basically the same except all the baddies have an English accent?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)

They don't have baddies any more.

Unless you count Len Goodman.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)

I want to watch some of the Adult Swim programmes.

The UK site only has clips :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)

marvellous!

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arrangedletters, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

The multitalented Mr Cheese

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)

its funny because they like children

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FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

You shouldn't leave these on your desktop, dude...

/edit: hang on, this isn't a compo entry. Why isn't this a compo entry?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)

Because it's not desktop icon art?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

Well, some call it paedophillia, others call it art...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

what mu said ^^^

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FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

because it's better than robs bullshit idea

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)

As I'm currently second on the challenge popular page I should probably defend the compo.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

Yes that was totally just an excuse to say that I was second.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:52, archived)

But you know what they say about "second"...

Hang on, no, I can't finish that... I have no talent to barter with...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)

Heh. It'll get dragged down eventually.

It would be nice to finish on the first page though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)

My mother died in a horrendous recycling based accident.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

one less christmas card for me to send out this year then..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

We're JEWISH!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1uZ_W7atDE

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Why is the little one with the bear the paedophile?

Shouldn't it be the one with its cock out?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

oh mu

its just the title it goes wherever

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FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

Ahhh...a classic case of role reversal.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)

The bear is even younger?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

Soft toy abuse is a growing problem.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

More gasmasks

itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/
New drawing, photoshop, Pen tablet...etc..etc..

Click for bigger (414 kb)

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

For fuck's sake, who left the talent tap running?

There'll be none left for the rest of us.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yeah I agree.

All this boasting of a tablet and not a single magenta cock in sight.

(AMadDayYes, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

I'll work on it!

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

Remember not to over do it.

3 pubes per ball!

:)

(AMadDayYes, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)

these are fab

really really good, great style

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FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)

Crikey, nice detail :-)

In other news, my breakfast this morning was _fantastic_

Anyone for brekkie round mine tomoz?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

Only if you don't serve it in your basement.

And, you have black pudding.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)

I always have black pudding.

Black pudding is Amazing.

No promises about the basement though.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)

nice!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

Are you my mummy?

(AMadDayYes, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

Oooh!

Nicely!
Reminds me of a book I used to have...

The City by James Herbert
Illustrated by Ian Miller

You should check it out for inspiration.
Very very woo sire!

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chulk607, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

Nicely :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

there's a message in there somewhere!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

*emits a woo muffled my gasmask*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

I was working in the lab late one night

Click for bigger (161 kb)

(bob-geldof, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

GERLS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

I see the crows took his glasses again.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

Ooooh, spooky!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

ahhhhh

clint eastwood? heheh woo

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FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

I really do

(Komsomol, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)

i see you've mastered the 'crop' tool

edit: HURRAH! we love you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

hahaha

hows it going mr micto?

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FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

fun

in addition to my regular woes, i've now got a dicky heart

hooray!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

NO ONE PANIC!

Could you crop this a bit please?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

*runs around panicing*

(

spesh., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

If in panic or in doubt

Log on forums, have a shout

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

<img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/24337/1259270276/cropped.jpg"/>

I even did it for you, just hit edit and swap in ^that code.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

Oh look, you've done it.

But mine's a touch smaller kb wise if you want to avoid people nazi-ing over 1kb.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

1kB

is waaaaaaaaaaaay too excessive.

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spesh., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

Done

Thanks Mu.

(Komsomol, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

Look at meat stopcocks?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

Design school 101

Never be afraid of a little white space.

I think you pass.

;-)

(Woo to the entry though! Wooooo!)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

yeah...

thats what happens when you take things for granted and its the first time you've done any actual "work" in years.

fixed.

(Komsomol, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

:-D

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

No harm done. And you stayed around to fix it rather than saw people shouting and ran away like lots of people do.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

Aye

even though its crap, i'm a stickler for annoying things like that too, easy enough to crop an image. Pretty damn sloppy otherwise!

(Komsomol, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

do you watch freemans mind?

And have you read hlcomic.com?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

I love that comic

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

he ordered too many barrels!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

Ok maybe eye heart valve less than you do yanmania. havn't heard of either.

Though 90% of the games ive ever bought were valve made. So thats enough for me.

(Komsomol, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

go to www.hlcomic.com

and read it...

If youve played hl2... which you obviously have... you will lol lots

also freemans mind... search for it on google or youtube... a guy plays through half life narrating gordons inner monologue.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

Hrrmm...

I checked both out and have to say im not a big fan. Kinda blunt, not very subtle american humor.

(Komsomol, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

you seem to be a very serious guy

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)

You got that from a few bits of text? crazy stuff!

(Komsomol, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:49, archived)

Fuckin' A :D

I mean lamda

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

Ohh the maturityy

Click for bigger (76 kb)

Its my actual size...

(WhataYob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

Whoa there,

There's a 3 pube minimum here, pardner

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

its..

a hairless wonder

(WhataYob, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

Not worthy of its own thread and I don't want to push Micto's lovely bum down...

Schroedinger's Desktop:

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

It is a lovely bum... where did you find it?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)

here:

picturerail.de/

some rather fetching NSFW ladies

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

Bookmarked in gardening folder so missus doesnt find.

The fetish section looks grand :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

I bet your missus has a 'porn' folder full of pics of sheds and Alan Titchmarsh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

Oddly enough she just said to me she wants to take up gardening.

We only have a back yard...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

*Looks*

*deletes from browsing history*

*repeats often*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

Nicely :-)

I'm trying to think of a way to work Dirk Gently in here...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

That was Micto's bum?!

I didn't realise.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

Yup

Don't know who the rest was though.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)

Object Dock at the top eh, pfffft.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

I see you've got the interweb

on your phone

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

bottom!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

whoa...

*likes, clicks*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

Please explain some finer points of the meaning of this picture. In your artistic vision,

is she wearing tight white leggings, or running around with no pants on at all?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

i do believe she's in the semi-buff!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

Though of course art is what you make of it, and I like to think of the scene on at least two levels

Firstly, that she has no pants on, and secondly, that she's all naked and nude in the lower half; and to that I would add that it's very naughty.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

Nono, if you look really closely, she's got a g-string on

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

Just how closely were you looking?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)

She'll catch her death of cold

running around like that with no pance on.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

Actually you lose more of your heat through your hands and feet than you do from your core.

So she's probably warmer than if it was the other way around.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

that's only true if you're wearing clothes

and also, she's wearing shoes and gloves

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

Nuh huh! I saw it on Brainiac! They did a highly scientific test and everything!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

Fair enough.

And if she didn't have those boots on, she'd get her little toesies all wet too.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

This is lovely.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

class

has some dubtek
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3tn3n6sql4

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)

ooh

no thanks

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

it's good

works with your picture too
sexay

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

top stuff

love what you did with the bg

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

also:

*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)

Fuck.......

Nice!

(

Just Flange, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

I take it you also have a front view..

*would like to order both*

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

i do

but i haven't finished it yet

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

Does the rug match the drapes or are you going to keep us in suspense?

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

she doesn't have carpeting

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

\o/

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

oh my! :o

that's rather good micto.

(

spesh., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

Cheeky!

Love the skygradient!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)

V nice Micto! :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

Cor! But I think we need to compare it with the source image to check for...er... innaccuracies.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

HOT DAYUM

what a pretty bottom

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

mictoboy i like your pics :D

(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

Judge Judy comforts those affected by recent floods...

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)

arf..the compensation Queen

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)

Only she can sort out thier insurance claims!

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

Door Room

CFT

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Sheep!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

haha

thats ace :D WOO you sire are fantastic, i actually have sheepfilms bookmarked, woo

(

FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

Wow! Clickage!

*head implodes trying to work out where he is coming from and going to*

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

Thanks

Making this one did my head in a bit too

(

Sheep!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

me too.

*click*

(

spesh., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

*click*

and woo

but needs more tiling

(Peter_G, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

while its brilliant

im wondering what goes on in your head

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

You'll Be Pleased to Know...

... very little

(

Sheep!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

YOU SUCK!! :)

this enboggle's my boggle noggin'

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

That is

most impressive

(

Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)

Makes me think of THX 1138 for some reason

Shave your head and make it complete :o)

Lovely stuff

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

Wheee

Most yellow submariney.

404 on the tiling version though.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

Heh

I was thinking Escher myself, but there we go

(ta for the info, fixed now)

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Sheep!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

you and Escher would get along just fine methinx

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

MOOOOOOOOOOORE!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

Love this

Hurts my brain though...

(

TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

omg awesome multiplied

then carried forward:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

Woot!

Thanks

(

Sheep!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

bloody hell!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

Hahaha wow, that's awesome :D

(

ClanSoul, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

Woo!

The perspectives on the tiled page make my brain mushy!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

Crikey your brain is complicated

this is top quality stuff as usually Sheep!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

This entertains and excites me!

Looks like one of your most complicated works so far...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

awesome :D

(herman:D, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

you break my mind at times

excellent work

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Its like Portal

but with better graphics!

(crazy-c, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)

Haha

Thank you, high praise!

(

Sheep!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)

WOO!

Tiled seriously messes with my eyes

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)

The Geordie Wonder!

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

hahahaha, i like, have a pea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

hahaha like it!

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)

ahhaah

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

Excellent! I used to have one of those hair clips. Could never get the thing to let me see out the back of my head though :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

you donated

hurrah :D

(

FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

You noticed!

WOO! It was my birfday present to myself :)

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)

blind people ROFL

(

FIEND, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)

Ray Charles lite

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

why aye man!

(

Damien's Hearse, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

i like this

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

sad day

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)

*give four beats silence*

On minin.

So what's the latest alternative?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)

chronictracker(dot)com

according to the comments

2

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

oh noe!

really? D:

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)

'Fraid so

www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/26/mininova/

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)

yea I've noticed a lot of the torrents are gone

demonoid has also went into hiding over the past few months

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)

that was quite rapid

(sorry...)

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)

You need to ponder upon what you just said.

(also sorry...)

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)

now you've opened up the flood gates

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)

I sea what you did there.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

*waits for the wave of terrible jokes*

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)

water laugh this is.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)

For sure! You couldn't make any anenomies with these.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

torrentspy, priate bay now mininova

gah!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

Pirate Bay just removed its tracker links,

and replaced a lot of them with a kind of peer-to-peer network.

they're still around

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)

i cant get on to it anyway with my isp

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

then it's time to change

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)

Eh what

I have no frame of reference here

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)

Pirates get slapped on the wrist

people go argh

More pirates on the horizon cap'n

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)

There's always more pirates around

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

avast ye!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

Yarr he be a beauty

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

It's a sad day

when it's not the pirates going argh :-(

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

Mininova = pirate torrent site. Or was.

The forums are still up though.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)

ahhh download stuff

never done it seems too complicated for my knowledge

and where I live the broadband is made using chicken wire its bit rural

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)

I wouldn't have a clue how to start torrenting.

My kids keep trying to show me, but there's nothing much I would want that badly anyway.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)

Id assumed that a torrent

was what one had after a bad curry

a sort of rapid download if you will

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)

Well that would certainly

empty one's cache.....

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

You know in the movies,

when there is the bad guy in the end, and he's been shot, and he's going to die, he's slowly bleeding to death, but he's still alive, and he has a gun in his hand, and he is shooting at people? Well mininova is one of his casualties and he's companies trying to stop people downloading free shit.

(Peter_G, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

Yeah

and the people who steal are hero of the movie.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

is it because they left their heart in tokyo...

...down by the river, don't you know.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

The Photoshop CS Manual beta, Codename Pen and Paper

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)

He he he very good!

That reminds me of this image I found online a while back which has been my desktop wallpaper ever since:

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)

That's awesome!

Got a link to desktop-size?

edit: No worries, I found it

www.flickr.com/photos/18697966@N00/2982281565/sizes/o/

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

I most certainly do!

As Real As It Gets

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

cheers anyway :D

edit: Actually, yours is bigger, how odd - thanks!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

Is it really?

I'm quite new to this posting links and pictures lark.. Oh wait, LOL I didn't see your linky!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)

awesome..cheers :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)

The flickr set shows how it was made. Amazing stuff.

Art Snob Solutions

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

oooh lovely digging

And here is the heeeuge mega pixel version!

www.flickr.com/photos/18697966@N00/3044859097/sizes/o/in/set-72157608377333404/

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

Only thing worse to face than Judge Judy is...

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)

you did a great job shopping in those man hands too

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)

They aren't man hands, they're Fists of Justice!

(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

the internet has soiled my mental imagery when the word 'fist' is used

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

I'll just leave this here

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)

Very drool

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)

Totally can't think of a spit pun.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)

That's because they're all

secretions

secret ones, geddit?

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)

Ewwwww.

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)

live with me if you want to come

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)

mmmm, Monica Belushi

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)

TOGA TOGA TOGA CIGAR TOGA!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)

No Fucking Way

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

FOOD FIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!

if you wish :D

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)

See if you can guess

..what I am now....

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)

would

..actually -- I think I did

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

You would Shirely know if you did

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)

(thinks) .....Yep

did

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)

seven years of college, down the drain.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)

"THIS LAVATORY IS CLEANED BY A MALE/FEMALE ATTENDANT"

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)

Damn you! You've done that too well! :D

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)

shit, I'm sorry!

Let me fix that

:P

...and Thank you.

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)

YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)

what do you mean i'm not helping?!?

/favorite bladerunner scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_204tXHZY

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

No wonder

the photographer is taking a photo of the back of his/her head. The front view would crack his lens.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)

And how do you know

his crack is called Len?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)

They usually are.

On photographers, that is.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)

Arf!

Woof!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)

not worth its own thread, but I must report the winds of change

Last year on this USAian Thanksgiving holiday, there was not one mention of the word 'gobble' under the 'no strings attached casual encounters'
section of Craigslist. b3ta.com/board/8978719

This year, there were 3 -- good job Saint Louis!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)

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