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..wil, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)

Haha goodness

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

hahaha

*likes*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

haha

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)

I give up

everyone is vastly more talented than I...

and mine is a wasted effort... *gets pistol*

*clicks WiL's image*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)

Arf!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)

nicely!

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lord bofingham, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

Hahahaha crikey

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

ha ha ha!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

wait, that's not sparkly...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)

Is tooooooo!

https://ssl4.lon.gb.securedata.net/toygrotto.net/merchantmanager/images/uploads/sequinned%20star%20bikini%20set.JPG

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..wil, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)

hahaha

you still have the graffiti as your signature :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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FIEND, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)

poor kitty, getting felt up over and over

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)

AHAHAHA!!!

multi clicks

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McBadger COW, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)

hahaahahhaa:DDD

(herman:D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)

*Clicky*

Wonderful :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)

It has now! :D

Excellenté sir!!! Have one click.

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Rico, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)

haha gulp

kittens and involuntary erective pressure shouldn't go together

but now they do

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)

SK.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)

Surely this has everything

Fluffy kittens and bikinis - what more could you wish for?

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)

jesus cricket

(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

Howzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

Meowzat, Shirley?

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Rico, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)

Is the

wicketkeeper performing a lurid act on the batsman ?

(Prince of Prance, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)

GC?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

Perhas without the balls is better,

but . . .

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)

That's no halo...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

hahaha, clever

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)

I don't...

...

...

...

RIS?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)

look for the tire marks :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

Ohhhh

HA!

I AM AN IDIOT

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

No joke to get, just a doodle.

I just thought the original looked like a car light behind him, so I thought I'd add a couple of frames.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

Oh no, I got it I got it

I'm just dense and slow. Like Peabo Bryson...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

Heh...

tj: appears that b3tards is tits up right now?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)

Seems so

downforeveryoneorjustme.com/b3tards.com

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)

That website lies

B3tards is working fine for me.

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boris the spider, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

Back now for me too (and for the website)

We're okay, everyone calm down.

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

Heheheh.

*bookmarks*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

woo

plus don't forget to back over the cunt :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

I thought it was some monster that got red eyed rage and ate his head

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Shada, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

Is it that damned Mario

again?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

nicley :D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)

Heh heh heh, nice!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)

Never one to miss a marketing opportunity, Tiger Woods starts his latest range...

(twattybanjo, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

glasscock

is suddenly very relevant :D hahah

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

Have a pearoast.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

Secret Wars, 6th december, buffalo bar, Cardiff.

itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com

Secret wars Graffiti/illustration Contest.
Just black pens, White board and 90 mins of intense drawing action.

My entry, Scale wise, He's life sizeish.

Click for bigger (417 kb)

(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

I fear this.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)

love it

*CLICK*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

The stuff of nightmares! Great though

The painting will be delivered tomorrow. *Claps hands with glee*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

What a great time

to have at Pub! Go you!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

sweet

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Shada, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)

this will have been done a gazzillion times

ack well heres my take

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FIEND, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

Postman Pat-At,

Postman Pat-At,
Postman Pat-At and his black'n'white ties..
Early in the morning,
Just as Hoth is thawing,
He goes and shoots those rebels power source.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

win!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

This is Eric.

He likes your shoes.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)

aaarggghhhh get out of my face Eric

you big moon faced weirdo!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)

SHOOOOEOEEOOEEEEESSSS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)

why thankyou

i like eric's shoes too :D good to see you back mr we are the lemon, have you been on the new callofduty yet?

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FIEND, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)

Im just passing through on a shitty old pc while mine is rebuilt... Paint.NET ftl :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

I've never met anyone called Eric before

Alright, Eric?

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

Hullo

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

ARGH!

Feck! Hello Eric! How have you been?
Also: Hello Lemon :D Good to see you roaming these parts again!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

A WILD LEMONS APPEARED!

HELLOES!
*GLOMP*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

get the FUCK out of here, eric

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Shada, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

I totally just made your *fwip* picture into a christmas card for my friend

I did include your website url though so don't sue me, bro

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)

:O!

now I'm a successful failed artist who makes greeting cards

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Shada, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

>:(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

Vans Classic...thanks.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

Vans are the tits.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

cheers eric!

theyre loake royals, if you must know!

(BootBeat, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

They are clearly brown Oxfords.

You are fooling no one.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)

alas i have been rumbled

i did however poke them with a skewer to give a dimpled brogue effect!

(BootBeat, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

BACK OFF, ERIC!!!

And keep your drooling lips off my damn shoes!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

Scrorf glompf nop nopnopnom gluurk

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

He cannot have my flip flops!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

Wehey! Good evenings 'pot, how do?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

Hello Lemming!

I am full of wellness and glad you are back.
Please don't leave it so long next time.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

My computer was deads and now Im borrowing one but its crap and runs exactly ONE THING AT A TIME, SLOWLY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)

A computer is like food

necessary for lifes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

But... but... I'm not wearing any shoes...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)

Eric can see the shoes that are not there.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)

SERIOUSLY ERIC IT'S TIME TO LEAVE NOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)

I hate that you're better than me.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)

bandwagon ho!

Click for bigger (61 kb)

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

shopped photos only

please...

edit: is it wrong that I would?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

She is your Royal, soverign, I don't think you have a choice

I suspect if she wishes it, it goes...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)

actually,

she is my cousin. 8 times removed. But still my soverign... so ONWARD to glory and disease!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)

hahahaha

(herman:D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

0_0

What the deuce? is b3ta having a collective horn-on tonight?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

No idea why really................

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

*sicks a bit*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)

Only a bit?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'm "bi-sicksual"

;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)

You can throw up in 2 ways?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)

You betcha

*does that "wink, click, and gun finger pointy thing" that I don't think there in an emoticon for*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)

Here's another way

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)

are those brogues?

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boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

Oxfords, but thanks for noticing.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)

brown oxfords

what next women get the vote

/huffs off

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boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)

STYLE-RAGE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

Probably....

It's not like as if Simon-Baron-Cowell couldn't afford 'em. :-)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)

simon baron cohen?

world leading psychologist on behaviours esp autism

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boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)

i love this description of him

www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Simon_Cowell

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)

Smashmonkey started this bandwagon...I blame her!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

Theres a bandwagon?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)

'all bandwagons are shit'...ha ha! (except sparkly bikinis)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)

agreed

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)

+Limes.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

I would

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

put her in a sparkly...

oh. Well, this all seems to be in order.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)

Starter for 10

(joe90, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hey cool I'm at Warwick and we have a guy called Christmas

Edit: I have a related image.

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

Are you smalley?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'm not Smalley.

Is that how you imagine I look, you bastard?

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)

Smaller and fatter and balder

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

Haha. Standard internet dweller until proven otherwise

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

you should be very proud of your team on university challenge, beating Jesus hands down!

(joe90, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

but jesus being jesus he won

(joe90, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

maybe the dude in the picture is his father...

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

(__, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)

Haha

She'll have her revenge

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zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

Haha I didnt even notice Jesus on my first 3 glances at it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

blimey

that was quick off the mark, I was gonna do that but the prog didn't finish 'til 10 mins after you posted.

So a woo to you

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lord bofingham, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)

sorry

there's a better joke in there somewhere...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)

trais?

Surely the welsh people need trays for the procurement of food?

Slap me if im being dense...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)

apparently

it's Welsh for rape.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

*gogogogochs*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)

ah, the old ones are the best

fuck it, i'm off for a bike ride.
later all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)

At this time of night?

Make sure you have lots of lights on....and a big feck off air horn too!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

You're gonna get stolen

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

not if he uses

a nice hefty loch...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

Click for bigger (334 kb)

(herman:D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)

needs more rain

I do like the idea of an evil santa cloning elliots and E.T.s for the purpose of transport though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)

this would make a great card

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)

yay...Father Christmas

...I still believe in'im....if anyone tells you it's yer mum & dad,ignore'em:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)

Yay!

I've licked them both :)

(I mean liked sorry)

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Rico, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)

hahaha

bastards

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)

Evenin

In honour of this wondrous mini-meme, I squeezed my treedee Suzie character into a sparkly bikini, just for yous gize.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)

*wow*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)

goodness me

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)

I bet that tastes salty

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)

Although it does rather coroborate

with my theory that every 3d artist has naked versions of their creations on their hard-drives somewhere ;-)

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)

well, you have to model them nude, so you have a base for the clothes to hang from when you model them

Also, you have to make nude characters so you can use them as a base when designing different costumes and props for them.

FACT.

I just worry about some artists ive seen who never clothe their creations, and go as far as making realistic polygonal lady lips and even use proper hair creation tools for their lady gardens!

Ive never publicly shown any norks on my models, apart from this one, which is 'artistically done':
andyh.cgsociety.org/gallery/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

Be glad 3D printers aren't mainstream yet.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)

someone's now selling 3D printers for $750...!

but it can only do 4" x 4" x 6" maximum sized objects:
www.makerbot.com/

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)

woooooooooooooooo....gorgeous!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)

oh, this is more full of win than her hands are of tit

*click*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)

aw, thanks

Using the existing model i made a few years ago, i posed it and sparklified her bikini in under 10 mins. It was a rush job while i was supposed to be working!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)

much better than working!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)

well, funnily enough, the thing im working on right now

is similar to this. Getting paid to model norks in 3d is good.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)

do you have a full one?

*lubes*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)

i'd model mine

but the spaniel wants them back

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

ZOINKS!

*clicks furiously*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'll be back in 5 minutes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)

*monacle plops into martini*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)

this child is drunk!

but i do like his cane

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)

heheh

his monacle is on the wrong side for martini submersion though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

he has a martini in his other hand at waist level

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

repeats :

WOW!

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)

dutty man

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FIEND, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

...and another WOW!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)

that

is rather marvelous

(Zoidaroid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)

Mmmmm

Sparkly Bits.

Fine stuff.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

huzzah

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)

You are seriously fucking good

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

hot to trot!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)

bikinis??? what bikinis?

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Chumps 👀, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)

a bit nsfw

but mostly NSFA!!! :D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)

o-O

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Chumps 👀, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)

talk about getting an eyeful!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)

rapey.

Click for bigger (83 kb)

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)

That's exactly what I read when I saw that advert.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)

as did i

thus i had to make it and get it out of my noggin.

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)

Good effort.

Now, just replace all the real ads with yours.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)

how appropriate

i fear you may be for posting this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)

i really cant believe there are adverts on tv telling you that rape is bad

for fucks sake, who do they think we are?

...rapists?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)

its not big, its not clever

but its jolly good fun!

(BootBeat, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)

Well 9 out of 10 etc...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)

What??

Statistically??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)

Yep, statistically.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)

i'm sure i wasn't the only one

who was thinking "ooh it's getting good now!" when it got to the bit with the alley.

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)

It's not rape

If you yell surprise first*

*May not be true

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)

It's not rape if they can't say no

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)

or if you shout "i dare thee to take me within you"

i'm sure that's an ancient yet still intact medieval law.

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)

most likely

somewhere in the laws of cunnilingis

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)

what does the original say?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)

"Short word, Long sentence"

www.gmp.police.uk/mainsite/pages/47122b025b5625568025750f00338a0c.htm

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)

this is where i got the original:

www.westmercia.police.uk/news/news-articles/rape-short-word-long-sentence.html

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)

what a strange advert...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)

There's two tv adverts from both male and female viewpoints

i saw them both in the adverts before 'Twighlight New Moon: A Girls Choice Between Beastiality and Necrophelia'.

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)

what..?

....Theres a version for women?

I wouldnt mind being raped by a woman!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)

even if it consisted of having a small cruise-liner shoved down your pennywinkle?

and your bumpassage tickled by a dwarf?

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)

rightfully proud of himself

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LS18, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)

It looks like it would pull it off!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)

dunno if it was field tested

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LS18, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)

That's the point isn't it?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)

autofisting is the future

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)

fisting, yes

wanking? maybe... does it sparkle?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)

aah nostalgia.

used to use one of these till me big end went. :)

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Chumps 👀, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)

They'd make one HELL of a set of wheel trims.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)

aahaahaahahahah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)

NSFW

"not so fast Wankel":)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)

Good evening B3ta, what appears to be going on?

While you are staring at the breat she rog wallet off you

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)

Cor - luvverly kneeze!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)

indeed, you could rest ya pint on 'em

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)

very nice!

i always wondered what inspector gadget's niece got up to when she grew up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)

umm...

this is her now...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)

not that one, the real one!

also, is it just me, or does she look a bit like lucy liu there?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)

Maybe!

prolly has alot to do with lighting...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)

I say!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)

bet she turned evil in a fit of teen angst

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)

oh, i do hope so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)

Is that a trick question?

Like 'who elected Gordon Brown as Prime Minister?'

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)

perhaps it is

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)

Charlie Brown's lil sister

on the beach, cruising for sausage...

:D 'Ello chap!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)

ello old chap!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)

hows things?

and all of that, eh what?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)

Not worth a thread.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)

well, it's definitely a sparkly bikini

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)

hum

Click for bigger (124 kb)

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)

My daughter has one of those

My parent bought it this summer. They're so far ahead of the zeitgeist it's not true.

It makes beeping noises.

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in vino veritas, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)

real hamsters dont make beeping noises

This is misleading - kids will grow up thinking real hamsters make beeping noises

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)

Won't somebody think of the children?

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in vino veritas, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)

why does it have a small, bald chin with a sad face?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)

that will be the chemotherapy

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)

if this is like a furby

it needs to be killed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)

not this one:

bluebuddies.com/gallery/Smurfy_Creations/jpg/Smurfs_Smurfy_Creations_Furby_Handy_Smurf.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)

can't see it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)

Yes, with fire and hammers.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)

heeelllooooo big boy!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)

Ha Ha Ha.....

*Wouldn't*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)

Richard Gere would.

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)

finally! a hamster that knows how to dress!

but where's the sparkle?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)

SOD THE SPARKLE

I was too lazy to do it...

*cries*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)

don't worry

we can just have imaginary sparkles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)

It's just not right, not right at all.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)

what, the fact that you're aroused by a hamster?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)

No, that's perfectly fine, it's the fact that they're teasing her with green carpet

to make her think it's grass. IT'S SICK!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)

she knows full well it's not grass

she's been on many porno sets before, she knows the score

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)

the astro turf

is easier to clean man milk off of.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)

Younger

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)

Yay nappies

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)

This is very wrong

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in vino veritas, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)

and by wrong you mean right?

and by very you mean money for scoop, right?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)

Are you pimping out your pets now?

You sick b3tan.

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in vino veritas, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)

well, duh...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)

Bugger!

I can't find any photos of sparkly ones?/

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)

SWEET JESUS

okay, everyone has to leave me alone with the internets...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)

Does it sing paedophile festive songs?

news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8398000/8398753.stm

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)

hahahaha

:DD

(herman:D, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)

...never knew they could be so...erm...ATTRACTIVE!........:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

apologees.....

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Chumps 👀, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)

MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

*applies box jellyfish to eyes*
aaahh, that's better!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

~~your dog~~ my mum?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)

:( i do not have a sparkly bakini

but i do have a new fuzzy sporran, will that do?

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)

it is nice

but it could be sparklier

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)

nice beaver

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boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)

seeing as its made from a kitty

you've missed the far easier gag (and reason i'm not going to be wearing this thing outside) there

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)

I feel obliged to post a pic of my new hat again

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)

\o/

very nice hat sir

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)

You're sporran looks hungry and/or sleepy.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)

*ahem*

razors are our friends :D

Also, I was watching Hoarders on TLC yesterday and this one lady let her house get SO BAD there were dead cats inside, that she didn't know about!

www.aetv.com/hoarders/

CRIKEY!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)

Is that an actual dead cat?

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

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in vino veritas, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)

well, in part

the back's just regular leather.

it was free from a friend (who told me "its made out of a weasel, or a ferret") who knows i like, well, weird shit.
ahem, sorry.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)

crikey!

have a pea