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# There are just some songs, bands shouldn't cover.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Zalgo hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# HE COMBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Best reply ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha!!! HAAahahhaaaaa!!
This had me giggling like a loon!

Simple things eh?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# You have won all my internets
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Dear sir
may I please present you with one internets, which you have won.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Oh jolly good show.
That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# ahahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Bit of a thread rush on at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# pffft
post-modern!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Tierry henry and paul Whitehouse?
I smell a sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Featuring the housework scene
Thierry : Give us a hand, Paul.
*archive footage of Tierry cheating and scoring goal*
Thierry : I said a hand, PAUL. Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (304 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Jesus can have a Halo 2
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# That took me effing ages to work out what you'd done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# good
it took me effing ages to do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# The guy looking the other way
must be a PS3 owner.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Well done sir!
Took me a while, and on another note, whats that flying in the sky in the top left?
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Happy Denizens.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yippee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# blaaaaarb!
you haven't done one of these in yonks!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It's been a while



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# this makes me laugh so much
can't stop watchig it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I love this


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# i wish it had audio... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# YAY!
Not seen any blaaaarbs for aaaages!

BLAAAAARRRRB!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAH :D
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Is that Stoppit or Tidyup? I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# woo

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Yes! finally!
Something like this happens every year. Something that makes me suddenly feel christmasy.

Ta JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I want to stand on them and make a fine wine out of their remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Flying back to Bareclona yesterday
I saw at airport security that they've banned bringing christmas crackers on board because they contain explosives and sharp parts... *rolleyes*
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
I once asked a stewardess why liquids are banned from your luggage cos of terrorists, but you can still buy a bottle of booze on the plane

"It's ok - Muslims don't drink"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# was that genuinely the reply?
Because the real reason is "You can make explosive liquids quite easily", apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Crackers have always been banned
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# YAY HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Beaver with a Cleaver
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I'm a firm believer of beavers with cleavers!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Free cleaver with every beaver
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# and a very flat cock

*reads username*

EWWWW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It was run over
by the beaver in a viva
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Now do a fox in a box
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ORBS
Its Yvette Fielding's bank
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# MEHDEH YVIE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hehe.
This is funny: www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0JTLFuNFVE
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# fucking ace
ill watch it later when i can LOL properly
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I nearly pissed my pants when I first saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quick entry!
News story here

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I did a quick entry once

she didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# HAHA lovely
sorry - did not mean to post right over you then :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# That's nothing.
Wait till they all find out that we're going with DVB T2 in this country, and when terrestrial HD broadcasts start properly, no existing HD hardware will be able to receive them, without buying another set top box.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Haha the good old HD swindle.
It keeps going and going.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# i had to change one word
Viewers watching the BBC HD channel, which screens top shows such as Gavin & Stacey, said they had seen a dip in programme quality.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# haha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The Awesome power of MS Paint.
(Shuzbee4life Wheres the Beef!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# and a merry ph'nglui fhtagn to you too
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Augh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Aha!



^^^Not my work but worthy of an inclusion I thought.
I used this image to make my other half a handmade xmas card whilst bored at work. :)
(thefaxmachine black country fodder, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# What you are about to receive is why I rarely come on /board these days
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Nothing is ever good enough for Maximinimus.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# is he about to receive an Xbox 360?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Ooh ooh can I have one?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Xcylinder3
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Everyone is going to be nice today or I'm getting my cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# pics or..... actually don't
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Shut it, zit-face!
zit-face!*awaits teh cock*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# does he have a fat back?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# 2 Alan Partridges in a pear tree?
Just like in the song.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hi, /board is here to post things you've made yourself. Especially in new threads.
Please bear that in mind next time. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# This board is for stuff you made yourself, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Congratumalations, you win an Xbox360.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# HOLY FUCK YOU WON THE XBOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# CAN I BUY YOUR PRIZE?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Maximinimus doesn't come here anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# jesus
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# are you answering for me now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# It always both amuses me and at the same time pisses me off when people seem to think it's a good idea to enter something they didn't make themselves into an *image challenge*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I'm sure she'd have been much happier
if you used my card.
www.b3ta.com/board/9824426
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# .
(Spui, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# They both look so pleased with themselves
it's hard to tell if it's a before or after picture.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# seeing how that thing is thicker than her arm
i imagine this is a before picture
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# My glands are throbbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# *awaits trademark discomeats throbbing animation*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# And quite fetching glands they are!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahah nicely done
is b3ta being cranky for anyone else today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# when i press the holy f5 button
it sometimes spazzes out and gives me the page cannot be displayed thing.

I thought it was just my spacky internets. Nice to know others share my woes. Lets start up a support group and do group hugs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Seams fine here at Whato Towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# No. You must've angered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Not so much

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Yes
when I refresh I keep getting a spazzed out page layout.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# The relationship was going well
until they decided to experiment with watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha...IT'S COLD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Yay
Two compos in one. Class!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I love sprouts. Hugely underrated!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Me too!
I like to pretend they're whole cabbages and that I've turned into a giant
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha
parboil them, slice them and sauté them in butter with garlic and finely sliced bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Sounds yummy.
I love sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# buttery sprouts taste amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Don't forget to add some chestnuts at the end.
Sprouts bacon & chestnuts FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Steamed sprouts
with freshly grated nutmeg and toasted almonds. Abso-fucking-lutely delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Sprouts,
cook,
eat,
poo.

good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Prof!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# At the end of the day they are great
Of course you'they'll taste crap if you boil them for four hours until they're grey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ^this but not too much garlic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# finely sliced shallots go well as well.
I may have to try it this year but will see if a little bit of freshly chopped chilli works.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I wonder if ginger would go well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I was thinking this too
Maybe thai style sprouts:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I am going to do a sprout curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# YOU'LL ARSEPLODE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# No doubt my carbon footprint will double in size.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I read this in Good Housekeeping yesterday
It was in a waiting room, okay? I didn't buy it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# i like to do the same thing
with Whisky miniatures
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Egg cups!
I'm the world's biggest F1 winner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# That's exactly how I enjoy them

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha..........I recognise that pudding :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Like the guy
but I don't think there should be a Noble peace price for not being George Dubbya.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I think there should be
If we all get one!*

*except George
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I thought that was usually served with square sausage, not custard.
*runs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# haha
Cut out and eat! and then throw it back up again, a game you can just keep on playing!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Fun for all the family!
and not messy at all!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I can't work this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It was in my head . . .
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# ASSFACEbook
lolzorz

hello everypeeps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# TwitOnMyFace
dot com
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Dot Cotton more like
*GOOGLE WAVES*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# And tell me that you love meeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Hello Professoooooor!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# He's not a real professor you know
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# not yet
or ever probably the way things arte going...

also I'm computer generated so I'm not actually a real anything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Baffled by science?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# only the bits about small stuff
the rest I'm good on... I shall have to become a Doctor of Big Science Ology
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# what put me off science
was how boring actually doing science was
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# yup
although I liked being a scientician when I was one...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# A do what now?
SCIENCETM


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ha
what nonsense. I've got a good mind to take you outside and show you what science does to your rectum.

yeah, some of it is a bit boring.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I got so bored of the constant repetition during my PhD
that I took to verbally abusing my supervisor.

Hence no PhD.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# how dem hanging sexy bits?
long time no ... whatever it is that this is...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Sparta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Spatula
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# This is the voice of the Mysterons.
We know that you can hear us Earthmen.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# meh

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the thought that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Heh, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# grapes and orange with a turkey?!:O
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# haha
I prefer my turkey with bacon and stuffing. grapes and orange? haha. how metrosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# An alternative to cranberries
and very tasty too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Oooooo me graaaaapes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] We wish you'd made it to Christmas

I didn't paint the original. It's not mine. It's someone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Wow, this is really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Serj Iulian
Credit must go to the original artist: Serj Iulian
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Yes, I agree, it is a great painting by Serj Iulian.
The thought didn't occur to me that people would think this was a painting done by me. I roughly shopped out the little snowmen and shopped in the old lady.

I am not trying to take credit for someone else's work. I shopped an existing painting and I thought it might be mildly humourous. If people gave me clicks because they thought I painted the original painting, then I apologise.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Actually
I think you improved it.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Oh. My. Word.
That is beautiful. Menacing but beautiful. Much clickage 'cause I'm scared he'll come and get me next.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# it's a wonderful source
i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb123/Demon_Lace/FANTASY/TheEvilSnowman.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# :(
bork
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# google evil snowman
easy as that
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I managed to find pornography
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Evil snowman pr0n?
What is this world coming to? Youth of today grumpy grumpage etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# The world is coming to Evil Snowman pr0n?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# sorry.
I tend to have the google filter on at work, I prefer not to wank in front of others. Not obviously, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Oooo new message
custom-disabled-linking-img I thought Photobucket was for direct linking?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# That's a fantastic picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# why Winfred Winston Winslow!
that's some win there.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# yay
he sounds like quite a chap.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Both fabby and lus!
*Click* sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ta ninj
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *glees*
Is that henry's missus?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha the thought sadly entered my mind as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Supoib!
Really lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I love this
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# did you just shop t5he lady in?
I say just... she is very nicely shopped in :D

the snowman is fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yeh, I just shopped the lady in and the little snowmen out
"devious snowman" in google finds the source
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Aw, I thought it was you who'd made the original. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I promise to make one when I have a tablet
double promise
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Its one thing to play with others images for our own amusement
but the fact that you have tagged this is pretty lame. Sure, you've added the disclaimer now, but still. If I were the original artist and saw this I'd be pissed as a motherfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I didn't claim it as my own art
I thought it was fairly obvious that it was a painting with a photo of an old lady shopped in. People shop paintings all the time and put their tags on.

I'm not making any profit out of this picture, so I struggle to see where I've done anything bad enough to merit such a response.

It's just a joke picture. The joke being, the evil snowman (representing winter) is towering menacingly looking down on a shopped-in photo of an old lady.

Lighten up.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
#
Ultimately its no skin off my teeth.. just giving my honest opinion. You are of course correct that this is all for fun & no one is getting paid here, I just feel tagging this is a bit overboard as it makes it look more official.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a serious business internet 13 year old lame-o.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# shut up you cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Fuck off, scat boy
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# filth
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# look at the 2 dirty gets have a perv on the left
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# thats how it all starts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# ..and afterwards?
Little Timmy left out a clean, crisp Monkey Beer!



this challenge is a week early in my bah humbug opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Heh heh
It's taking me this long to think of something witty and then another week to be able to translate this into photoshoppery so I'm actually glad of the extra time :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hang on in there :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# My problem is that I have the inspiration but not the skillz.
Or I have the skillz but not the inspiration.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ah well, you'll get better in time, keep on shopin'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Xmas
(thumper131, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# KEVIN CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Grim
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# To the bunker!

I'll bring some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I have bikkies and gherkins.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I read that as "bikinis and cheese"
Either way, I'm in
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Cheese bikinis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Cheesinis!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# SOLD!
They missed out on a trick with that M&S advert!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I can't believe they changed that advert.
I can't believe they took the sexism complaints against "Gene Hunt" seriously. Bah grumpy grumble etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# What?!
That was the best part!

I saw a Gene Hunt calendar the other day. I also saw the most specific calendar ever. The waterskiing west highland terrier calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# LMAO specialist calendars FTW.
I love corporate ones and used to have a huge collection of very strange ones indeed.

Ironically I think the replacement Gene Hunt bit is even more rude than the first one. He now talks about his missus waking up to a large surprise...... before the picture changes to a boringly boring handbag.

A whopping 6 people complain and they pull the advert. What is this world coming to etc etc.

M&S Christmas TV ad 'offensive'
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I'll get the stove going
Cheese on toast all round
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh I could murder cheese on toast now, actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I just had a cheese, tuna and tabasco baguette
it was lovely but it was meant to be hot and melty. Still nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# *drools*
Right, i'm off to Camden to find something toasted like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# This is bigger than Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Psst! You might want to edit that and make it under 100kB.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# i'd use a different colour font
the opacity levels are quite confusing...is the bird tryin to light a ciggy? discuss...
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha!
Have a related pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# does he get fatter while hes on the phone?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# It's all those darn mince pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# haha
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd better get in there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# What a dull party
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Well he pollished off the G&T:P
EDIT: It was a question of getting a christmassy room with adiquare floor space.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Needs more war memorial
is that Jamnog?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Of course:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# FAYKE

no barbecue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Obviously it's behind the tree.
duh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I haven't seen Jamnog for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Changed his nick to radioactive tea just after the bash:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ah, that must be it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Haha
He was a bit of a mess
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# he was a bit of a mess at 8am
He'd managed to amass the rest of the mest by the time others arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I was wondering what happened to him too

I think he changed his username. Can't remember to what though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "Radio Active Tea"
posted a message yesterday, so he's still about.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Dark Hams 17b

Previously.
I notice b3tards is having a few issues. Does anybody have any hosting tips? I can't use the b3ta uploader as firewalls at work prevent me seeing what I've uploaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# just remember what you did and you should still have a vivd picture of what you did in the 5 minutes
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You can still host on b3tards, it's just binned anything over 90 days old.
There's a thread halfway down the board which mentions how you can access your old stuff.

Have I mentioned that this series is UTTERLY FREAKIN' AWESOME, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I was going to say cr3ation for hosting, but I notice they've added a "tripcode" for uploads (?)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# that isn't a bad thing
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# How did we get down here?
Spiffing angler fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# What the blazes?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Yay darm hams

things seem to be getting a bit lovecraftian now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# This is the best, most epic thing ever on b3ta
I want to see how it all ends, but I don't want it to be over!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# This is brilliant
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# His name is Smallbrainfield
His name is Smallbrainfield
His name is Smallbrainfield
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Have you got your own website?
Most website control panels have a FTP shell that can be run inside a web-browser. You could upload to your site from work that way (I do this occasionally).
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I should probably do this.
Sadly I am a no-mark when it comes to websites. Also, FTP gets blocked at work too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] another one...sorry, I'm bored!
(Leemondus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Pfft, Dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# THREADRUSH!
have you just come out of a coma?

psst - you might want to put these in the same thread
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
Hah! Long-time lurker who just got brave enough to post. :-)
(Leemondus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# haha Welcome
you know the drill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# can you personalise this for me nan?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'm sure he can
just post a picture of your naked girlfriend/wife on all fours
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# i love christmas
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Ho Ho Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Leemondus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Yay! Snow!
Although, the most rubbish christmas I ever had was aged 13, we were snowed in for four days, with no electricity and no running water for three.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Four days!!
With no running water or electricity? Wow

I really do feel genuine guilt sometimes at what I have always taken for granted
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# We were set up for power cuts,
We had an aga, a wood burning stove, and some tilly lamps, so a power cut wasn't a total disaster. Just rubbish to have such a long one over Christmas! It was probably worse for the guys who had to go out in the snow and fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Cool
I guess it's suddenly being denied little luxuries you take for granted, but that aga must have made life a little easier
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Haha I like that thought
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)

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