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This is: a normal robin

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

BIRD!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

Tweet tweet

I love this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

he is cute,

but has sharp edges! He may hurt someone

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

Indeed.

There are certain aerodynamic issues. But science can be churlish at times innit?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

SNES!

16 bits!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

nice

i would genuinely buy this if i saw it amongst the samey old designs

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

taters!

How you keeping?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)

ok, ta

not been on here for yonks as i was in japan all of october, and ive been busy on a big freelance job since then. How are you, o tramp of the sea? When is the b3ta brum bash if i havent missed it already? Dunno if i'd be welcome there again as ive been neglecting too keep up my b3ta appearances of late...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)

there's a brum bash?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)

dr when's bday bash

Went to it last year - t'was my first time meeting b3tans, and dr when sure hosts a swell shindig.

Ive just looked - its in feb.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)

I totally forgot about the sheff bash a few weeks ago

:(

I ended up getting horrendously drunk on tequila and paying for it for at least 24 hours.

I may pop along to the brum one, since I am here and it's probably not too far from new st

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)

please do

there arent many people going that i know of - most of them must be from talk or links or something.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)

ha!

I'll see if Im about, Im hoping to spend a week in meribel or tignes in feb, so I'll see what happens. Shouldn't be a problem tho.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)

oooo

those places must be well adventurous - ive not even heard of them!

Are they on the moon?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)

Alps

France

Ski

As I can't afford to go in Jan

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)

aah

ill have to look em up. Wanna go skiing again in the new year - went to mayrhofen in austria for my first ski trip this year - was ace.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)

I went to Val thorens last year

I just wanna make sure I go this year at least once

hopefully twice. Just need to get myself a pair of boots and skis so I don't have to spend money on rentals, would bring the cost down

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)

it's free for non commercial use if you have printing facilities

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

I am seriously worried

for Mrs Square Robin come springtime in the Square Robin household.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

squeggs

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

Those are the ones.

*ouch*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

just checked the stats board

don't you ever sleep?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)

I'm convinced

it's actually a Terminator...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)

i'm ok then

the chances of me being the saviour of the human race are fucking laughable

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)

anything

is possible

*terminator music*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)

HELLO NORMAN ROBIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)

I like this very much

He looks so friendly :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)

Whoop-whoop!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)

HEY NORM!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)

Domo?

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)

I thought the same thing, at this time of night.

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PoshMurder <goat head>, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:47, archived)

Robin = normal

That is a normal robin, this robin is normal

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Shlvng, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)

bob bob bobbing along.

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)

As opposed to

a round robin?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)

that is a squikken

a squikken I say

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)

BLOOP!

This is great :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)

That's the wife's card sorted

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)

One handy hint for y'all:

I've experienced a massive increase in the peace since I stopped trying to have girlfriends.

Sure, I'll end up without descendents, but somehow it all seems worthwhile.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)

TRU FAX

(on the point of descendents, just donate sperm?)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

I'll take the occasional freak out

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

Yay!!!

I'm not the only bloke who enjoys being single and not looking!!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the

"Girls? Ha!" club.

I myself have been a member for a mildly worrying 3 years.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)

What good are descendants, anyway?

Although I intend to teach my children awesome tricks.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)

Ha!

*prints*
*gives to wife*
*has card removed from arse at A&E*

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

Been a while since I dumped one of these on you, but here's my latest Zombie Movie Vector

Knocked it up based on a low-res poster I found for it. Sometime wish I had a better way of getting actual screengrabs, but hey.

CFB (B=Blog)

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)

*likes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)

Do you like zombies?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)

Maybe just a little bit.

yes.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)

Oh ok

Do you have a room with a red door that can keep them out?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)

Nah,

All you need is a Crowbar. That'll keep you safe.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)

Isnt that aliens?

And all you need is to be called gordon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

are you watching these on DVD?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

Yes,

but loads of them are low-quality straight-to-DVD ones, so just grabbing stillframes via Prt-Scrn doesn't often give the clearest results.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

ah piss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)

Nice.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

why must you post these when i'm doing something else?

you know i love these and i almost missed it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)

No actual Zombies in this pic though.

I know you prefer those.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)

oh, i do

have you seen zombieland yet?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)

O Peasmould

Your beverage is ready!
ninja

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)

Bwahahahahahahaha!

*at home LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)

see, now I have the file built I can put anything in there...

Any suggestions?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)

Drugs.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)

Yer maw!

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)

Love.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)

DUGAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)

Love drugs.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)

WHY YES I DO, DO YOU DO TOO?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)

Erm...

Some Truffle oil-drizzled Jamon Serrano, Tostada con Tomate, and some ice-cold Manzanilla.
Yep, that'd work.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)

*nyom nyom nyom*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

Sherry is for gays!

But the other stuff, Hell Yeah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

in an ice cube?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

I would say *bunnies!*

but bunnies don't like being frozen and dumped in drinkies.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

don't know, thought i'd do something different, but then did something the same as usual, only with less tits

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)

I like this muchly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)

*venture bros theme*

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)

wha...?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)

earlvagary.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/venture_bros1_1600x1200.jpg

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

HEEEEYYY YOOOUUU GUUUUUUYYYYSS!!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)

Oh Ma Fratelli, you sexy minx you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)

I miss the Venture Bros :(

Adult Swim hasn't been on for absolutely ages :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)

put food in your knapsack quick!!

/Knightmare

woo to the pic :)

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

Thass reet noice, is that...

*gies it one o' they clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

Oh, I like!

*and does the appropriate clicky thing, too*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

Skulls are rad.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

nice cat

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)

YEP

bloop why did you stop drawin' and animatin'

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

I forgot how

or why
or something

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)

smileface

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

o hai rotating kitty

you iz rotating.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)

skullspin dot com

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)

I bloody love this.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)

by the power of pinkskull!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)

That girl needs a sandwich, or brainzzzzz.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

It's a skull

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)

Murray?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)

alas poor yoric

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FIEND, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)

Is that Doug? as in Skulldouggery

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boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)

*groan*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)

amy winehouse?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)

OH HI LOGOVEND!

*ahem*

I loves this style. I loves it a lot.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)

Lilly Allen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 7:16, archived)

COME WITH ME NEO YOU LITTLE FUCK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)

whoa

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)

Boyee!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)

*takes red pill*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

*puts on some Techno*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)

*gurns*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)

*chews a hole in the side of face*

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

Whose?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)

First my own, then just wherever the night takes me...........

Ah, memories.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)

this lego world you live in isn't real

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

How much more awesome would the matrix have been if when

Neo took the pill, and they went into the real world, everyone was a lego figure?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)

I would have shat

5-rowed bricks right then and there.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)

lego snax

when you eat them you'll shit bricks

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weaver., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)

Great Stuff!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

Ta JPG!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)

Sorry, didn't mention, but

that was heartily *clicked* as well.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)

Too kind :)

Did you see my Jeremy Beadle?

www.b3ta.com/board/9836829

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)

link me up, you bad boy...

Edit: You dirty ninja, you....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)

Mwahahaha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

Neo, come here.

I can't open my legs but I'll give you the best handjob you ever had...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)

I have just looked at the weather forecast on the BBC

London will be shutting down as per normal over the next couple of days due to a few incoming snowflakes; if only it could avoid them with the agility and dexterity of Neo to this guy

"Bring a couple of lenses" was the last text message I had from my boss

haha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)

Arf!

Aye, I heard that on the weather before. It means that my wonderful solitary days will no longer be wonderfully solitary :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

Everyone steps on an unseen 2x4, everyone.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)

First, you must realise that there is no Duplo....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)

And Galidor?

It's like AIDS in the Matrix.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)

I'd never heard of that!

It looks fucking shit! Much like that Bionicle shit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)

I like some of the Bionicle parts.

The last versions are always on sale and have some gears
and bits you can't get in any of the Technic sets. I bought
several of the peeron.com/inv/sets/8730-1 on sale to get
me a fair number of peeron.com/inv/parts/x1755 for example.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)

You sir, are obsessed! ;)

I like the look of the stuff, I just don't think of it as lego. But as you know, I feel the same about Technic in general :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

Oh hell yes.

Matrix Lego FTW.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

I like his glasses.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

It's the glasses that made him instantly recognisable

As I was scrolling down to catch up on what I missed I saw the head before I even saw the caption.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)

Also, I like how much more cheerful he is than usual :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)

The magnetosphere of Jupiter is the cavity created in the solar wind by the planet's immensely strong magnetic field.

why would you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)

okay

where is everyone tonight???

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)

---->

Over there, by the bar.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)

ahh

*waddles*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)

Fizzy Mineral Water for me, if you would.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

with or without

the carpet?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)

Oh, with, I think...

Yes, definitely, with.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)

understood

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)

Light 70s alien erotica

AICMFP.

(PS: let me apologise to you, you ~~scoundrel~~ big girl's blouse)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)

That's rather out of your hands, wouldn't you agree?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

HE COMES HE COMES HE COMES

HE COMES HE COMES HE COMES HE COMES HE COMES HE COMES

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

Random urge to watch Species.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)

i don't know what this is

apart from utterly beautiful, of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)

It's....

It's.....

just a thing.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:28, archived)

I like your shading technique

has a very "Iron Giant" feel to it.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)

if i were to hazard a guess

i would say that it was some form of spacebound arachnid or cephalopod with a metallic exoskeleton and a hidden inner mouth or beak, visible only by the golden area of skin covering it. eating space debris and broken satellites, the space squid could extract metallic elements from its food and excrete them, to form his shell.
this is only a hypothesis, you understand.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

Pretty much on the money, young Smash...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)

It's on fire?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)

I'm not qualified, it's up to you....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)

Saved!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)

Space squid!!!!!!!!!

*points, shouts in bad dubbing, runs*

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)

All that's required is some light tempura batter,

and we've got a hell of a Calamari dinner, right there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)

Mmmmm good call!

How are you sir?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)

Alright, thanks - hanging on by my very fingertips, but ok.

All well with you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)

Ah, kinda doing the same myself!

the next job I have is the middle of sodding january! I am soooooooo bored!

On the upside though I'm round a friends house, we have just polished off a large bottle of mulled wine, she has gone to bed as she has work mega early, I'm on the sofa and i think the fridge is growling at me!

Hurrah!

You back in london or still outside of civilization?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)

Returning very soon...

You sort that Fridge out, pronto!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)

I shall indeed!

The white goods menace shall be under conrtol for you retrun to the big smoke!

(

Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)

And a popular stopping point for any polytentacled tourist.

AAU

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)

The devil's own job to get a visa....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

I thought Magnetosphere

was just a fancy word for Magneto's football

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)

Arf!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

Insectopussy From Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

*looks around for the unseen Muppet voice*

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)

AHHHH I'M SUDDENLY RIDDICK

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)

There's salve for that, I'm sure.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)

damn b4tan's

this is fantastic :D
woo

(

FIEND, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)

Thanks!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)

the witch out of chorlton and the wheelies if she was a space crustacean

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hahaha :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)

Bwahahaha!

Excellent...

:D

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)

haha

(

Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)

Ah.

Far less sexeh.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)

Why would I?

Coz it's gorgeous and I want a closer look, that's why!

*clicks*

*twice*

Also...

*man-glomps*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)

Ah, you fell straight into my trap!

*prepares basement*

;-)

*massive manhugs in return*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)

Hurrah!

Fucking fantastic as per, Sir :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)

Very Kind, thank you!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

This is like some fucked up Prog Rock album cover!

I like it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

Once again, showing my age...

Roger Dean, 'n all that...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)

Showing my age too....

I used to borrow records from the library just because they had Roger Dean covers. Shame that the music therein was not always of the same impeccable quality...

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

My word that is beautiful.

Spiky squiddly space thing is gorgeous.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)

Thanks - and this is for you:

*

*approved by Jolanthe the Piglet

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)

Woohoo!

Thank you so very much Mr Gruntfuttock sir! May I put him in my profile doodad thingy?
going to anyway hehehe

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

Why, of course!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

BUNBUN

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)

THIS JUST IN

no apologies.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)

see?

no one cares that Oral Roberts is dead...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)

Absolutely right there.

Got it right on the headlines too IMHO :)

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)

ahhhahhhahhh

YOU'RE NEXT, PAT ROBERTSON

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)

then they can have a luau

in Hell.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

In space, no one can hear you woof...

(

addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)

It's not the dogs we need to eject into outer space.

It's the sodding owners.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)

...i can't hear this either...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)

I's hate to have to clean up the mess

:-/

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)

yumyumyum

(

The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)

Nom!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

Norm from Hit TV Show: Cheers?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

<img src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/24337/1256949575/cheers.PNG">

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

Oh man I totally fucked that up.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)

Yay!

Hey Mu, I just had a really horrible idea.

In my pursuit to save Lego money on plastic I just came up with the idea of a Ken Bigley minifig :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)

He's the guy who was kidnapped by terrorists isn't he?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)

Yeah, and had his noggin cut off :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

Oh, he had his head cut off didn't he? I get it. I get jokes.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)

I've got a ludicrously good Tiger Woods joke here.

Would anyone like to hear it?

I must say in advance that I don't think women would like it very much. I pulled back from telling it to my mum this evening, and she's always game for a laugh.

This is a good, yet disgraceful, gag.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)

Gogogogogo.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)

Right. Soz, girls.

Tiger Woods has just announced a new sponsorship deal with Tampax.

A company spokesman said: "To plug a cunt going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)

Oh, Sea Tramp. Oh dear, Sea Tramp.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)

Pfft.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)

Tell the joke then.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)

Great, you had to post it just before I did so I look even slower than I actually am.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:08, archived)

Yes him too...

(A big soup fan apparently)

(

TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)

mmmm

i had a can of mulligan townie today, actually.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)

i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt309/elvisweathercock/spacekitty-7.gif

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

santa cat

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)

CP30 cat :D

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)

SPACE!

Woo.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)

bring me gifts, christmas space kitty!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)

I'll leave some meow mix out on the roof for when he comes to visit !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)

awww thats cute

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

Boldly go where no cat has gone before.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

in a toilet

at a chick-fil-a?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

elvis can make it happen!

(This animation goes great with Metallica: Seek and Destroy)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

YAY!

with the power of kitty litter, he is

PUSSY SANTA

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

New Russian rocket design?

(AMadDayYes, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)

Freaky!!!!

Just posted my animal in space without checking the board out 1st.
Yours has crimbo stuff though!

(

addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)

mind piss

tha's what that's called.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)

init

(

The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)

Robert Logia

R - as in Robert Logia
O - as in "Oh my god, it's Robert Logia"

nice smile in that bird, innit?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)

Tee hee!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

Haha

A head butting Zinedine Zidane would also do the trick

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

oof

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)

METAL!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Fantastic :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

AGAIN!

LOL!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

wait till they get a load of my face

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)

f +n

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

O_o

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

nace?

what's a nace?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

I know you're not that innocent.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)

*googles*

some form of open university?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

of on

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)

*slaps forehead*

ah, NOW i get it!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

See also

Quentin Wilson :)

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

Yeh, basically the lack of 'middle mini mohawk' is the only difference tween em!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)

That and one is full of charisma and charm

and the other is a charisma vacuum

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

lolz

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

hahaha

how the hell did this come in your head?

(

FIEND, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

It didn't until I was doing it, I was just aminating stuff gettin chucked it him without an actual joke,

then I thought, 'That reminds me of someone!' and so I had the punchline!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

He's worth a quid if he races this Saturday at Ripon

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

haha

I just saw that picture looking up source images for below

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

Yes thank goodness for the Daily Mail

coming to our rescue once more highlighting this. MAkes me think of the headline Lying Mail catches Lion Male in the Act

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)

I WANT THIS DAY TO LAST FOREVER! :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

forever?

really?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)

forever ever?

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

I'm sorry Ms Jackson!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

You'd get sleepy after a while

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

Nawt if you had

Red BUUUULLLLL!!!!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

Perhaps I should invent the opposite of Red Bull

a drink to relax you. I shall call it wine

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

Can I have some now?

but instead of wine, can you make it Gin?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)

I have some fancy gin

Jimi Henricks stuff. really nice add a slice cucumber make it taste yummy

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)

Is it called

"Are you Experienced" gin??

:D

:D

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)

come on, lasty!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

Futurama

yes/no?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

of course

luck of the fryrish, i believe

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

All he's got to do is get into the pack...

and then bite or claw the other jockeys.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

That's an old sauce picture, it is a goodun tho

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)

and so it began

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

Ha ha ha! You nutter :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

hahahah

:DDDD

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

We can rebuild. We have the technology.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

Jeffrey is a machine from the neck down

fact

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

this is beyond creepy

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

You get rad brainthoughts, bro.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

it was on the biography channel just now

I taped it with my lazor eyes

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

If I had LAZOR eyes I'd be a criminal.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

Hahahahaha

epic!

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

haha

(

Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

I think you're marvelous

in all your frightening talent!

*clicks*

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

HAHAHA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

Pfffft!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

Animaltastic!

You are David Attingbororo AICMFP

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

Hehe

(Fluffster, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)

hahahha

where does Bungle come into it?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)

Rod, Jane and Freddie tracked him to a forest in Canada

Jane set the trap wrong and it cost Bungle his eye

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)

what utterly glorious mentalness

:D top work

(

arrangedletters, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)

This made me choke on dry chicken

(

whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)

This

is bat shit insane, and I love it!

(anvil, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

Fucking terrifying!

Aceness

(

Carlossus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)

Genius

Clearly the most mental thing I've seen all day, you legend.

(

Dave McF wrote some words on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:00, archived)

tee and hee

You're WEIRD

(

bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)

Excellent :D

What was Geoffrey originally?

(

Monty Propps, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)

hahaha, very nice indeed

I like this compo suggestion. Inspirational Toast-Posting. You've gave me an idea! Off to the Potatoshop...

(

Q4nobody, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)

brilliant!

that made my night mr Toast :D

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)

Thats is

the funniest thing I've seen all year :0)

(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)

This is a thing of pure insane beauty.

This has a LOL rating of 10.

(

addickted has attained freedom, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)

Hahaha

That's class!

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

EAGLE!

(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

Hey, Ttssattsr!

This dude here is trying to use all your username consonants up!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)

Bitch had better back away from my letters.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

So that's who stole all mine...

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

wassit?

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

huh?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

POWNED!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

cripes!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

get it off GET IT OFF

(

Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

Real photo Tuesday?

(

hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

Jahled having a bad day at work?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)

Sorry, but we can't return any of your videos....

They would save money on the plastics required for his right arm and hand.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)

Watch out.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)

I heard he touched goats and shire horses inappropriately when he was alive.

That is probably why he had a withered arm.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

I was just going to say Beadle's about :(

No need to accuse him of wanking off goats.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hey dude,

I'm just saying what I heard!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

Justin Timberlake?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

Dude,

you can't be saying that the man who brought Sexy Back has a withered arm surely?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

He's got an inflatable tube arm.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)

*checks list of things celebrities don't want you to know*

Nope, it's not there. However, I am willing to believe you as it is written on the internets!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)

this needs to be made

much like lego top gear

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

Ooooh, I would like to see Lego Top Gear.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

do it!

i would imagine the hair may be a challenge

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

I may well do.

I had the idea for this about a week ago though, and have only now got round to actually doing it.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)

then you have some catching up to do

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

I suppose I probably do.

Next up though, Floella Benjamin.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

really?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

Yeah, why not.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

haven't heard of her since i was a kid

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)

awww look at his wee grasper

(

Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

MOAR

and more pudding too... I'm hungry!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

For pudding tonight,

after my super lush tea of Pie, Chips and Beans, I am having Pear Cider.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

NO! NO PEAR CIDER! IT'S PERRY!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)

Well yeah,

but I feel like a right ponce saying I am drinking Perry :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)

and so you should

strongbow, what happened to the strongbow?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)

I drunked all my Strongbow last night

and went to Tescos to buy some more this same evensong. However, when I arrived there, I did happen upon an offer of 4 pint bottles of Gaymers Pear Cider for but 4 English Pounds!

FUCKIN' 'AVE IIIIIIT!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

actually, that's not bad

however, i never want to drink again for at least a week

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)

wassis, Perry?

*nonces*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

It's Pear Cider :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

'swat I thot

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

You're such a pretty girl.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)

Awwwwwww!

Cheers sugartits. You're pretty cute yourself. Wanna cyber?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

im shy

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

As a byproduct of doing dioramas and playsets I might have some of these already.

I'll post a pic in reply if we match as you do these. I assume there will be more... make that "insist".

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

Yes!

And if you do, I insist that you send it to me in the POST!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)

Yeah, right!

Like I have minifigs to give away like candy. They cost too much.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

I no rite?

Madness!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

I've been haunting the toy aisles for the xmas sales.

Best so far was 5 City figs + minor parts for $9.00, down from $12.00.
The sets are getting like they were in the late 80's when you were lucky
to get 5 or 6 minifigs in the large sets. Madness.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

I should be getting my long awaited collection of new Lego

on Saturday :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

hahahahaha:D

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

Kast Kasto! KRUT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)

hahahahahah

but it'd need loads of extra plastic for all his amazing disguises

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

AH yeah,

I didn't think of that.

DAMN YOU WORLD! :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

I owe you 20 seconds of solid laughter

just logged on to b3ta and there's some quality on tonight!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

Aw, cheers.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

haha

good old Beable!

the pic of his signature PS2 controller still makes me crack up even after seeing it a thousand times!!

this theme's gonna roll like a cheese down a somerset hill!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)

*Googles*

*laughs*

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

Good old Mugatu :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)

hahaha

soup herb

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)

Cheers Bazza!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)

Bloody brilliant...

*clicks hard*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)

CHA!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)

Oh cool that guy has a robot arm.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)

Which is cooler : robot arm or robot leg? Discuss.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)

C'mon, that's not even slightly difficult.

Arm - always.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

Does LSD open the doors of perception?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

Bearly dancing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

Ah cha cha cha cha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)

do the panda dance

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

That's one way to keep your wig warm !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

Click for bigger (283 kb)

(herman:D, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

oh hai little fella

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)

step off my squirrel, DOG

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

Grrr yiff grrr

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

Have we

a problem? I would hate to think we do :(

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)

Yiff grr meow.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)

fssk fssk

roooaaaarrr....

fsk fsk!

CAR

_naptime

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

I think maybe your fursonas clash.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)

He's a fox and I'm a half stoat half horse with a dash of goat.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

Squog

it only eats peanuts wrapped in bacon

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay...

...Snoop Squirrel iz in da howse!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)

His nuts are well licked I'm sure.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

tops !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

YAY!

I knew Jesus was a top dood :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)

Well this is great and definitely the first time I've seen it.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)

I LIKE PRESENTS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)

Give me a present then.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)

I don't like giving them

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)

You just don't like MU, you mean.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)

MU never finishes animations

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)

Because no one gives MU presents, so MU is too sad to animate.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

Well :( then

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

This conversation is a giant bummer.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)

Homophobe.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

Congratulations

Christmas is ruined

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)

#christmas+is+ruined

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

Fuck you jesut with your midriff belt legs.

no presents for you.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)

piss

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)

this is a thing of joy

that last frame is worth a click alone

I keep seeing jesus' belt as tiny legs in that last frame

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)

haha fuck! now i can't unsee it

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)

It's easy to do, just follow these steps:

1) Cut a hole in a box
2) Put your cat in that box
3) Make Jesus open the box

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)

this is now a christmas tradition for my family

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

I...

I...

LOVE THIS!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)

*clicks til his finger bleeds*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)

I read bleeds as beards.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

fingerbeards are the most stylish beards

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Shada, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

good for cleaning out the last bits at the bottom of the pudding cup

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

this is all kinds of the beauty :D

toply woo :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

glee!

i particularly love the way jesus looks like an over-medicated nutter in the last frame

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

Do Not Open 'Til X-Mas

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

*glee*

I love this!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)

I love this

almost as much as I love presents!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)

This is just fantastic!

Reminds me of Ren & Stimpy :D

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)

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