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# Sex on a stick...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Well its easier in a bed...
...but alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:43, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?

* Goodnight all, I'm off to play Track-Mania!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# 'night Wobble
Have fun without us.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Almost as good as
YMCA in japanese with dancing skeletons.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# hellurrrr
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)
# This was a good one man bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I would concur
but it would make me look like I've got a massive head.

Oslo's a bit nippy, by the way. In case you were interested. I also need to be up early tomorrow to get a residence permit and a tax card to stop the bastards charging me 50% tax, which they'll do for a couple of months anyway, so I'm hitting the hay. But it's nice to be back on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Son?


Son! You came back to me!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:12, archived)
# This image and your username could not
be less suitable partners.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I see this bloody sign every day and had to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Spangage is due
it made me laugh though :)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# hahah
THREAD JACK


B3ta.TV is fucking amazing, im struggling to breathe
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Tiramisu!
Tiramisu!

Goes together like

CHEESE AND BAGHDAD!

My life is complete
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Where's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# there you go
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2471591279941891148#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# The one off link
from the homepage?

Tis fantastic. I asked channel 4 if they wanted to commision a B3ta series once... they never got back to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# ask bbc3 they play anything
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)
# True...
This was back in the days where channel 4 had all kinds of random, odd and awesome things on at about 1 in the morning. Suddenly 4 turned into a wonderfully weird LSD trip, so I thought they'd have showed an interest in b3ta, but apparently not...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# that was 4Later
they used to show The Trip which was wonderful, and Exploitica which was hilarious

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWxD2NL7F54&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Address not found
Firefox can't find the server at www.b3ta.tv.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Try this one ¬
www.b3tatv.com
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)
# why did I click that link
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Because you do...

That's why
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# I'm going for beer night all
at least it wasn't Goatse or Tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# the starwars bit at the start had me in stitches
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Hahhaha oooof
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# what way
to france?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# you don't want to go there, it's a ghastly place
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# hahaha christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Ooh, hello b3ta front page!

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I'll take your post and raise you a RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# And I'll assume
you're either not British, very young, or didn't look at the top bit closely enough. Because trust me, it is very very funny what I done here.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Oh... Pffffftttttttt................
........................
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!!!
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
brill
(Cliph, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:19, archived)
# you need a case of
mistaken identity to finish it off.

if you add everyone dying too, you get opera
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# don't forget people running in and out of doors in their underwear
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# and
hiding in cupboards.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
# And...
Boss arriving for dinner - which is burnt and the kitchen flooded.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# HAW-HAW HAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahaha a passing vicar
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# The Country Wife lols
*knows china very well, and has himself very good, but will not let me see it lest I should beg some. But I will find it out, and have what I came for yet*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# And Sir Hawks (my boss) is due for dinner at any moment!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:35, archived)
# "Miiiiiictoooooboooooooooooy!!"
*shakes fist as end credits start to roll*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# consider it clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:37, archived)
# 6 lines of dialogue and
No ones trousers fell down? Call that British Farce ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)
# haha!
that's wonderful... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
"Oh no, my trousers have fallen down and the vicar's in the parlour just arrived for tea!... Oh crikey!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:40, archived)
# MORE TEA VICAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# i shouldn't have laughed
but that is sehr funny :)
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ooooh
Matron!
(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
#

(salvadorevincent, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
# The eyes have it...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# A second orifice with teeth?
Who can resist?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Bwaaah!
How does she smell etc
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Shave those!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# What the suppurating fuck is going on above the eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I like to put a different finger in every fold of skin and make squeeky noises
to the tune of the doctor who theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# It's hard to resist the urge to poke her in the eyes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I read that as Arse?

* Has just got back from the pub... Roll on the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Kirk: Very funny, Mr Scott. Retransport her back properly.
Scott: Ell oh ell, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# i want to
suck her eyes till they stand out like marty feldman
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# boob-brows!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# awooga!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] They prefer it to a good cucumber
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo and welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Surely a good cucumber can be satisfying as well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Indeed.
But they can cause a shock when they are used straight out of the fridge.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Sure to get the wrinkles out of something !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)
# They've never made much money anyways


Click for bigger (79 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Oh noes!
This makes me muchly sad. MUCHLY SAD.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# haha yeh
im trying my best when its about ruining anyone's childhood memories. i certainly need to improve my colour grading skills but HEY im just an editor. we let other people do the grading on our films so whatever
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
I'm paw!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# lol
that was so lame. love it though
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# That was in paw taste.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Apawling.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)
# oh gosh
got more of those?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
Any good retailer!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# They know it's lame, but it's not slowing him down any.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# :o) lovely
"It was a very special shop, as it didn't sell anything"

So how does she break even then? What about overheads?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
# noooooo!
poor Emily...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)
# 2010 Royal Nudie Calendar: June



May
April
March
February
January


This is the last one for today.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# SEXEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# These are extraordinarily good
In the finest b3ta tradition I shall forego any possibility of a Knighthood, and endorse this with a
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Splufftastic
Also, I have a piece of toothpick stuck in my teeth and another toothpick is not helping matters... without removing teeth, how would you advise me to resolve this situation?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Wait until tomorrow.
The space between your teeth will increase overnight and it will be much easier to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I got it stuck
2 nights ago... the fucker's still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Mouthful of salts of sulfuric acid plus water to make sulfurous acid.
Hold in your mouth under pressure for 4 hours @ 160 degF and it will dissolve the wood fiber into cellulose*



*may be bad for your teeths. Among other things...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Fire and hot water ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# we have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Is it out ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# no, but
I did substitute hot water for tea, and fire for a biscuit, so that could be where I went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Come to think about it that might be a wrong tact . . .
how about sucking on an ice cube for shrinkage and firmness . . . then push it out
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You keep reminding me to wind my calender . . .
you do quality right . . . keep it up Grampa !
(that didn't come out right) -neither did that-
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# that's graping my squildo
WOO!YAY!HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Run outta royals
REPEATS
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# January was QEII
This is her Mum. I've got at least three other ones to do before considering repeats.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Oh okay. Are you going to do Diana?
I dare you to do Lady Louise Windsor. I DOUBLE DARE you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Diana is scheduled for August.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Maybe...
...if I was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Your caption say "2010 Royal Nudie Calendar: June"
Nudie Dressed

EDIT: Having caught up... also April and May, although Would with March!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Queen Mum is rather conservative.
This is the most she would show.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# I hope that she is on the lookout for ducks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# probably would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# not an Applebonker in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# AVATAR 2
Project Purple Pussy


AVTR2
PPP
4D

20.12
2012
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Bloody treehugger elf-smurfs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)
# am it dance tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# a dancing black line?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# ooh!
It's all getting a bit bitchy tonight.
I missed all the ribbing with ampersand, but it looked fun - I hope he comes back.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# i'm not bitchy at all...
...i'm enjoying the black line actually.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# His name, before he flounced, was "easilyamusedfrombolton."
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# heh
You'd need to be easily amused if you were from Bolton.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I'm from Bolton.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Oh, you poor thing!
Have you managed to move somewhere else yet?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# I quite like it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# so where did you move to then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I missed biatching?
*pouts*
I knew there was a reason I shouldn't ever leave here
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# It would seem so.
They all made someone cry and change their identity from what I can gather. Sounds fucking awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Pah.
I miss all the drama :o(

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Do the neck romancer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Fuck that thing is all deformed and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# That's some serious headbanging!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Maybe his neck had just grow?

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# NO! AM BEE TIEM! I AM BEE! BZZZZ!! BZZZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Learning To Duck
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Pre-flight LSD is not recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Drop at your leisure ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# ...o.k.,...everything's cool now...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# It looks like they are about 29 seconds over Nacho Grande` !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Only one runway...
.......................................it's going to be an interesting landing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Under the B . . . 52 . . . BINGO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Pernyoooooooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# It was all I could think of when I saw the
source
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Jesus!
Poor hound.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Uh oh . . . we could be in for a dog and duck fight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# haha
brilliantly hatstand as always
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Ducks teaching ducking should be mandatory !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# eye sea know dux
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Here the hear of splitter splatter ___^___
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# DDT might be more effective than tiring yourself out that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# *prepares anti-duckcraft aerosol cannons*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Now THAT'S more like it!
(. Y . ), Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# That would be the making of a well rounded youth :D
B3ta TV why couldn't they do more - damn TV Executives!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# I'd watch b3ta.tv
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# They did one pilot that I think got aired on Channel 4
but that was it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:01, archived)
# That shit actually got aired?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I believe so
mostly it was the Brian May show :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:05, archived)
#
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2471591279941891148#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
#
Was doomed to fail wasn't it really
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Me too!
Now showing: Image challenge #362
(. Y . ), Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# God does all my dirty work.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# My parents are dead
so I shall just proceed to step II.

I shall overdose on Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# ...a quote from Rage Against The Machine comes to mind...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
#


Fixed it for ya!!
(goatboy2k, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Over it, Get! as Yoda would say
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Thats better
nice TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# if you say b3tacunt three times..
b3tacunt turns up.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# I hope b3tacunt has a mouthful of bees
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# and a hat made of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# whilst playing a Nintendo Wii
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# TJ
fuck a duck where did that thread go, I followed through and nothing appeared


And then the weird shit started:
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9868974

I think we upset him...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# oh dear, that's sad
never mind.

Ta for the URL
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# god damn I want the source :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# www.tineye.com
is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# he has removed the img link
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# what?
to this you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# thanking you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stop whinging.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Fixed,
but would have been better as a reply to your original effort
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I love convenience food
It saves so much time...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# oooh, nice
they don't happen to make a pancake mix as well do they?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
# haha well it is a packet of salt and pepper
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)
# That took me a moment, I'm getting slow.
In other news: www.b3ta.com/board/9868974

He's deleted his picture, deleted his posts, deleted the thread, and changed his username to an ampersand. Do you think we upset him?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Bah
I spent minutes making that pic.
I blame *random b3tan* for their abusive behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
#
Just made the mistake of posting something which in the end many computer geeks didn't like. Enjoy the rest of the night in on your own in your virtual world.
(&, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:03, archived)
# b3ta endearment tactics:
a) ignore more dickish comments and accept mistake with good humour, enjoy having created a meme, which is kinda of nifty. avoid error in future.

b) get into a kerfuffle and start insulting everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
#
I take b :)
(&, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:14, archived)
# You call us geeks? Well you're the whiney thread deleter.
"Oh noes! They don't like it! ABORT ABORT ABORT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Mu don't talk to people outside of the virtual world.
It's not good for us to have outside contact.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# ...i like it in here... and i'm not coming out...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Kittin-tinted spectacles
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)
# If we're such pathetic geeks, what does it say about someone who is so desperate to be liked by us
that he deletes a thread at the drop of a hat?

I call it Steve Tyler Syndrome; there's only one thing worse than being Mick Jagger, and that's trying so hard to impersonate Mick Jagger.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)
#
I want to be liked by you???

Weirdo lol

You're worse that the idiots on youtube
(&, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHA!

HAHA HAHA, HAHA HA HA, HAHA (HAHAHA HAHA)!? HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA; HAHA HA,HAHAHAHA HA!

HAHAHA HAHA.

That's all I have to say on the matter.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Oh Reily?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB-9aGwhgEQ
(Virulent, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Just made the mistake of posting something which in the end was shit and not even slightly funny
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:12, archived)
# i know i'm coming late to this conversation
but i do that all the time. get a rubbish idea, flog it into the earth for ten weeks, get another rubbish idea, flog it into the earth for ten weeks, rinse and repeat until everyone has you on ignore. works a charm.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# it's not all work work work
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Ye Gods!!!!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# ^That
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# ^T'other
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Smurfing smurf, that's smurfing scary
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# At least his mum loves him
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Excuses


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# *snort*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Well at least he's aware of his short comings :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# im not mature enough for this joke
not premature to be exact
nice art style. i dig it a lot. im going to steal the way you draw beds
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Camp Zombie!!


Unintentionally camp zombie - found at Archie McPhee

www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Zombie-Statue.html
(goatboy2k, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Why am I looking
at your plastic polystone zombie?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# I'll scratch your eyes out!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# YOU MASSIVE CUNT!
*Re-Lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Oh, FFS.
Edit: SIX FUCKING YEARS?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Holidays For The Undead!
er... I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
# congratulations you managed to miss the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Shoula posted some scat porn eh Paul
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Handbags, zeitgeist.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# You must be delighted now that people have heard of Yemen
All this time we thought it was from World of Warcraft or something. Good old terrorism.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# at least it was shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Aw great
Michael Jackson's escaped. Someone get the shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# This board is for stuff you've made/'shopped yourself
If you remember that in future you won't get called nasty names by the big boys.
They may also steal your dinner money if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
S'alright.

Water off a ducks back mate. I actually photoshopped loads of snow into the white background, I expect the pricks didnt see that. Shove that up their geckers :)
(goatboy2k, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# whats a gecker?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# less of the 'mate', sweetheart our Flowerpot is of the Lady persuasion
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# You tell him, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Are you correctly insinuating that /board is full of bullies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# 2010 Royal Nudie Calendar: May



April
March
February
January
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Fuck a duck
these are beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# all your pictures are utterly wrong, but very good
who was it that got into trouble for doing a 'Nudie Labour' series of calendar pictures and had to stop because the press got hold of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Wasp Box did a Cherie calendar a while back.
PDF

Not sure if he got any press for it. Or trouble, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Hahaha
The line between utter genius and a heavy hint of insanity are infinitesimal there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# sick_boy's Cliff Richard calendar
was a work of genius.

Edit: not seen the Cherie one before. Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Over easy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# haha I like the Food/Water pointers for the dog or cat
it must be very helpful :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# confuse the cat
turn it round
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Damn you are evil :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# So it drinks through its arse?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:19, archived)
# pfffffarflols
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
# wrong in a right way
or right in a wrong way

i'm not sure

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# haha....gwan.....toss it!
...the pancake that is:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# I am absolutely loving these.
I demand you collate them into an actual callendar for me to hang next to my housemates fhm one.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Cheers.
That may be a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Make it So!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Yep
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# O h my goodness!
Does it come in wallpaper-sized?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# urp !
(Zoidaroid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Thas loverly!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 7:50, archived)
# when is the next bus to hull?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)
# thats why
they banned blue smarties
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha I read that as Avaturd but
that makes more sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Actually that would have been a better take on it
the Avatard is bindun some many time before.

After seeing the film I would say bearing in mind the terrible ripped off story-line it is very entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Baby blue meanie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Someone's been eating too many blue ones....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# ^this
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# ..."on the hour"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# :D Thank You
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
# big heads
are crap at hide and seek
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
# hehe this is more than likely true :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# hahaha
freebase onna stick :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:34, archived)
# I was going to shop him on a prostitute's body
but I feared the Google returns :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Google Returns?
is that the one after "bride of the son of google strikes again" ?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# haha errr Yes, Yes it is! or at least it should be :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Peek-A-
FOOKIN ELL!!!
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Graffiti tagger caught flat out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# haha he's sooo gonna get caught!
This my home City BTW: Sheffield - seems Graffiti is the norm around here.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Looks like the walls could use some of Fiend's handy work !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# He would be a God around these parts there is a lot of Graffiti but as you can see it's pretty poor fair
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Freebase & folly go hand in hand
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Sends a clear message to avoid canals :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Hey,...I know that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)

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