That's probablythe 18th best eye-patch / eye-pad gag in the last 24 hours, which puts you in the top 5% of them.
(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:59,
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oh dear sorrynever even bothered looking. My bad.
(
BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:00,
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fuck thatI never look before putting my crap up. Just this compo has been a bit 'narrow'.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:04,
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HmmI had this other idea that was about wimmins hygiene products. Shall I give that a go?
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:06,
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pure gold;)
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:08,
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The more reprehensibly repugnant, the better. Get cracking.The worst that can happen is that some stranger calls you a cunt on the internet. And we've all been there.
Some of us more than others.
(Some of us more than others.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:12,
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Narrower than a narrow anorexic stick man who has been squashed by a steam roller,turned over onto his side then steam rolled again.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:07,
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then put through the mangle Aunty Mabel used to use for the washing before she died of bad AIDS and cancer through having a head that was too big like Friz.
(
spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:09,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The iPad"){kind=small}
I haz made you quick-and-dirty badge
and by making the first letter lower case, it's a sneaky compo entry (albeit a shit one). Well, if steve jobs can do it, so can I, so fuck you.
spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:48,
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Mind if I bung this on my profile?I lol'd when I was greeted with this
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:50,
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I was wondering if someone was gonna make one of these...I was considering making it earlier but I was feeling lazy
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:07,
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Haha!Just logged in to be greeted by this...
Can I have please?
(Can I have please?
TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour...,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:52,
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Although I cannot take credit for bullying him off b3ta,i did join in so i'll nab this too :).
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56,
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feel free :)no wait! this is the new Apple 'iBulliedcjcypheroffb3taonjanuary28th2010', hence I must charge you $499.99 and laugh IN YOUR FACE when it goes wrong in 2 months.
( spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:01,
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Enough about cjcypher and your mum!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56,
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cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex. Endowed: small
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56,
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He wasn't given eyes, hair or height. No wonder he was so moody
cjcypher from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. cjcypher has - teary - eyes, - greasy - hair and is - 3'4" - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex. Endowed: smallWho "always spells his name with a capital CJ" mind you LOL.
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:01,
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That was clearly an excuse to escape the truth that he created it
hahahaBald, Blind Midgets have rights too you know :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56,
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Could you be less funny? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:59,
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Has anyone got a link to this? I do love a good bit of bullying.
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56,
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Cheers. I was hoping for more anger and some proper flouncing.Still, a win's a win.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:01,
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JackAction from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. JackAction has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex. Endowed: small
(
spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:59,
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I think I've missed some b3ta drama
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:00,
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then be enlightened(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:01,
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Splendid.This is why I only use this username on b3ta
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:03,
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o rly?google says:
"my other username is a porsche from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. my other username is a porsche has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex. Endowed: small"
("my other username is a porsche from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. my other username is a porsche has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex. Endowed: small"
spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:06,
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Sorry, this is a typo.'mail' should read 'male'.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:10,
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Me too.For gaylesbiansex.com I use 'greaseymonkey', and for liveanalrupture.com I use 'susieboy'
oh fuck, now you all know.
EDIT: now really nites all
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:10,
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oh fuck, now you all know.
EDIT: now really nites all
Really, Susieboy?Then you'll remember our special night in the Slough Travelodge?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:12,
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I won't fuck with you anymore then ;)(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:37,
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Haha, wonderfulthat's not really bullying though
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:24,
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This makes me want to take up rock climbing.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:15,
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yea well done you bunch of trolls
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:19,
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He's a speciest bastard.It's a cute monster.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:49,
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Nope, I am going to need a de-ris.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:45,
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Looking good, Blobfish. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:44,
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I just noticed that I made another happy blobfish more than a year agomight as well post it too
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:47,
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Saw you had a new one in somewhat the same mode today.Although this from long ago might have been more on topic.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:35,
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Jus' like that my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 22:04,
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World destroyed... :)(you know that's an iphone and not an ipad...right?!)
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:13,
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I made an iphone image once and it took me so long, considering how it turned out, that there should be eight minutes of credits at the end
zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:15,
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I used the everso popular/overused "Futura" font, but with another font's question mark because the futura one is ridiculous./From the DVD extras.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:21,
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We are systematically tapping away at the puppy's teeth and eye socketswith a fine 6mm chisel, a light craftsman's hammer and a delicate, considered touch.
What's wrong with that? The neighbours can hear the whimpers, and they simply don't care.
(What's wrong with that? The neighbours can hear the whimpers, and they simply don't care.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:48,
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you killed baby jesus
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:22,
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Oh, fuck. That reminds me.I was in the offie this afternoon, and there was a girl in front of me in the queue.
Yeah, she was fat. Buying fags. I didn't really check her out. UNTIL - out of the corner of my eye - I saw her her top twitch.
I looked round to see if anyone else had noticed. Nobody had. So I monitored the situation.
Suddenly - I almost jumped out of my skin - the head of a puppy emerged from between her tits, blinking in the harsh strip-lighting.
I wasn't expecting that.
(Yeah, she was fat. Buying fags. I didn't really check her out. UNTIL - out of the corner of my eye - I saw her her top twitch.
I looked round to see if anyone else had noticed. Nobody had. So I monitored the situation.
Suddenly - I almost jumped out of my skin - the head of a puppy emerged from between her tits, blinking in the harsh strip-lighting.
I wasn't expecting that.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:21,
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I was wondering about the claws more than the teeth.But I know practically knob-all about dogs, so fucknose if puppies have teef or claws.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:51,
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MY EYES... PEAS!!!
That was a right cunt to get below 400kb. I suck at optimisation.
dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:43,
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hahahaha this is made of win maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:43,
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Near the top.If you add width=300 (or whatever number)after the "linkhere.gif" but still inside the bracket, you can make the animation display scaled up.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:57,
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NotedTa for the tip
( dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:14,
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hahaha >.<I watched that the other night...pile of pish
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:44,
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Isn't it just!The first was great the Hollywood remake was tosh!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:45,
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STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE!!!!!!....pffhthe first one's an utter classic..
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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That sounds like a meme in the making"Step away from the pike!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:58,
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warning contains mild madness(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:04,
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PEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAS!I like that.
Someone explain optimisation to a thickie pls. I just press a little button on Gimp and it does it for me. Is there more to it than that??
By pressing down a special key
It optimise my GIF for me
/kraftwerk
(Someone explain optimisation to a thickie pls. I just press a little button on Gimp and it does it for me. Is there more to it than that??
By pressing down a special key
It optimise my GIF for me
/kraftwerk
spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:49,
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More frames + more pixels that move = bigger size.Smaller height/width + less colours = smaller
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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Optimisation is more important than image quality and humourNever forget that.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:53,
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This is for Photoshop and ImageReady(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:55,
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keep in mind imageready's functionality was combined into photoshop from CS2 on.to get to the animation window, go to "window" in the menu and click "animation." To use the optimizer, click "Save for Web" in "File" when you're done the actual animation.
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:05,
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I have to say flicking between Save to Web and back to the Animation Window is a painin ImageReady you could do it on the fly
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:20,
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what Mu saidalso, use of and type of dithering has an effect on the filesize
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:56,
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Same here. I just turn it on and off and see what it does to the est. size/quality.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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will you be a thickie with me Mu?we can go to speshul school together on the blue bus.
( spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:07,
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if you're using the gimp try this plug inregistry.gimp.org/node/20778
crop out the rubbish
lower colours
and format..
cartoons/animations .gif
photos .jpeg
(crop out the rubbish
lower colours
and format..
cartoons/animations .gif
photos .jpeg
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:56,
archived)
if that links to i love horsesI will hunt you down and kill you.
( spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:09,
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I'd never link to it as I fucking detest it prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:21,
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fuck knows why butthe built-in optimisation in gimp actually increased the filesize on this one.
( dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:58,
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Love it!On a side note, from all the clips I've seen, this film must have been intended as a comedy remake....
(
Sheep!,
Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:21,
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That's what comes fromhanging out with Olive Oyl.
images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/12/12696.jpg
(images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/12/12696.jpg
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:32,
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Total loss of morale isn't the end of the world.One can always listen to the radio and wait 'til the money runs out.
And then the end of the world happens.
Hope this helps!
(And then the end of the world happens.
Hope this helps!
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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looks like a typical gamer
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:33,
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He's unhappy because he was going to play World of Geekcraftbut his guild kick him out of that night's Raid and they were going to down Boss Steve Jobs too :D So he has had to turn to playing with himself lol
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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*rolls 2xd20 - looks up Ye Tablet of Replies*"Foresooth, tis ye Mother who is a Nerd!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:40,
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*rolls 2s 3d and halfpence*Casts +20 "OLD MONEY"
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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And he can't even do that properly as he has no arms or opposable digits. Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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But he's a DeathKnight so none of that affects his gameplay:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:41,
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There's something out there for everyone. Even blobfeeeshes.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:44,
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soft fish need hard edgesantialiasing is for losers
( pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:44,
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Can you tell me where the anti-aliasing button is in MS paint?
;)
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:57,
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;)
haha Ceiling Cock is Pissing on your Chips:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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lullyshadwoopshoom
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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Probably been done but I've just got back in from work(
Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:12,
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teletext is deadlong live c33fax :)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:14,
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if i was better at the internetsi'd have it telling the right time
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:44,
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I may come back to this thread in an hourto go: "LOOK!!!11! IT'S TELLING THE RIGHT TIME........NOW!!!"
( spesh.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:50,
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that's exactly the one i was think of:)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:06,
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that should be a popsongdone in an early 80's style
it'll be so cool!
(it'll be so cool!
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:39,
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yeah...I love 404's
better than a page that uploads, Baby
(like Joan Jett, I Love Rock-and-Roll)
(better than a page that uploads, Baby
(like Joan Jett, I Love Rock-and-Roll)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:11,
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iGotsackedtodayApparently a back injury is a sackable offence. Liability you see.
Still, I've found something else, in a call centre. Kill me now.
(Still, I've found something else, in a call centre. Kill me now.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:46,
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Hello I called last week and spoke to someone.It still isn't working. What are you going to do about it, that's what I want to know. I don't like your attitude.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:47,
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ALSO:Sue them. No-one can legally sack you for being injured.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:48,
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Shouldn't have fucked your back up then, should youya retard! ;)
But seriously.....
You shouldn't have ;)
(But seriously.....
You shouldn't have ;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:55,
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I got a cold in October and pulled a muscle in my back.I got another cold last week and pulled the same muscle.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:56,
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Are you really playing the "don't get injured" card, cup-trippy? Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:56,
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I don't have a job to lose ya monger! ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:00,
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Which is why you're totally allowed to break all your bones!
Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:01,
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Dolce & Gabbana.But that's just because they're racist against midgets! Fucking cunts!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:02,
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I can categorically tell you that the hardest parts of you to draw are the back of your head, and your ear.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:03,
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It was a placeholder hand that I liked so much I couldn't bring myself to redo it.See also: mouth.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:07,
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That bit that looks like his thumb? It's actually his index finger. Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:09,
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No it isn't. I can vouch that my thumb is in the middle of my palm!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:10,
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That's not my thumb prick!It's my finger! That is called perspective! You should get some snake!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:19,
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now I want to see a thumb prickedit : i couldnt wait
edit 2: time to get some more gin from the shops I'm hyper today and i got overtime tomorrow.
(edit 2: time to get some more gin from the shops I'm hyper today and i got overtime tomorrow.
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:22,
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xDwith a thumprick
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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Ha ha ha!That was just after I smashed my hand or something ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:08,
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My Hubby was struck down with pancreatitisFirstGroup sacked him as unfit to do the job - this is before any medical decision was made as to his fitness to work.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:55,
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tell me about it - he suffers agonising pains and vomitting at times maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:58,
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It recurs?Fucking hell, I'm guessing you're in the UK. He probably needs ERCP, it's possible he has a gallstone stuck in his common bile duct. The pain is fucking ridiculous.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:02,
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He's had them all look at every aspect they ruled out gallstonesbut 2/3rd of his pancreas has rotted away and he had to have a by-pass from the Pancreas to the stomach called a Puestow procedure
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puestow_procedure
apparently a very rare operation - however he still suffers vomitting which they are not entirely sure what is causing it, probably the pain itself.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puestow_procedure
apparently a very rare operation - however he still suffers vomitting which they are not entirely sure what is causing it, probably the pain itself.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:14,
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Yep he's lost loads of weigh as wellIt's all pain management from here on in
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:21,
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I had ERCP last month.There's a 7% chance it will lead to pancreatitis. Of that 7%, about 5% die. Having experienced severe pancreatitis several times, I was honestly more afraid of the pain than I was of dying.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:24,
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If I die you can have me stuffed, how does that sound? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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Anyway I'm not going to die.The operation was a success so I can never die now.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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You can have my stuff when I die. But don't fuck it up. Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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Oh you're going to wear a CROWN and you'll be POINTING and also I'll colour your fingers in with chalk. Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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I'm kind of there already.Except it's a tiara.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:31,
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There is an operation we are hoping will help outwhere they inject some chemical into the nerves of the Pancreas to stop pain being transmitted from it - apparently it's quite successful. Long term however eventually the Pancreas will need to be removed leaving him diabetic and reliant on tablets to break down the food in his stomach but I think he will be glad when the pain ends.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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I hope nothing but the best comes to you Mo.You are one of the gems of the gayshift and a true gent.
I don't mean this to sound fatalistic, I just think you're a hell of a guy.
(I don't mean this to sound fatalistic, I just think you're a hell of a guy.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:33,
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toatally thisyou're a distinctive individual, mugatu
( pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:54,
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At least he isn't a fatty then! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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The shittiest of shitheadswe just had a vote about an agreement over disciplines and sackings one which the Union totally wimped out on - luckily it got rejected!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:00,
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Shouldn't have got Pancreatitis then, should he?Dr Redsushi to the rescue!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:01,
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Thanks Doc!ARRGHHHHHHHHHARGHHHHHHARRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:03,
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It would have been understandable had he fucked his pancreas through drinkingbut his is one of those rare cases of unknown cause. He was sharing a ward with other people with Pancreatitis who were all obviously alcoholics and having beer smuggled into the hospital for them - seems so unfair.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:06,
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He shouldn't be an alkie then should he!DR REDSUSHI IS AWESOME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:09,
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Hello? Hello?The fucking nerve of it, they've cut me off.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:49,
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I DON'T CARE IF HE'S NOT THEREI WANT TO SPEAK TO HIM
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:51,
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Look, guys... you ordering a pizza or what?I've got calls backing up here.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:52,
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Live fast die young.Sorry to hear the bad news, man.
( Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:48,
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Yeahbut he has to pretend to be local.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:56,
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Well if he needs some help, Spike Milligan is at hand to help:(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:07,
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tell the doc you hurt yourself at worksue the bastards
(
Elvis impersonator,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:50,
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I love you in a serious way.You'll need surgery.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:54,
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who's backdid you injur?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:51,
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Call me now Shirleyseriously - best of lick :-)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:53,
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That sucks. Have fun getting moaned at epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:53,
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fucking cuntsHave they no idea who you are?????
also back injuries suck big time
(also back injuries suck big time
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:57,
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The cunts.Hope you've got a four-figure sum in the bank so you can turn this situation into something potentially fun/interesting.
Otherwise, I've got a hammer here if you want it deploying.
(Otherwise, I've got a hammer here if you want it deploying.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:06,
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Just remember to keep a chipper tone no matter how strange the situation.
*thinks good thoughts of healing*
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:10,
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hahahahahashush, we're trying to sympathise with the dood
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:13,
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Oh. OK, then.*Ceases to sympathise, and withdraws offer of supportive hammer*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:32,
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that sucks, BLD.......good to hear you have something to go to though!
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:14,
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The Beasties rock my world.Thus you are cleared for launch.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:22,
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...Get the gasoline out!...We're gonna torch da place!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:27,
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I worked in a call center onceYeah its like a death camp. Sory to hear about your ex job hope things pick up for you
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:19,
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you should have fell into the bosses car leaving a nasty scrape/dent in it
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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yea I also have plans for some cunt who's not paid me money and is clearly dicking me about.. prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:45,
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Sorry to hear that.I think we should launch hate crimes against your former employer
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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HahahaOnly an Ipswich person could say that to me (I knew one of them)
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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No biggie.She lived a couple of doors down from me, she used to come round for Rizlas.
That was before she became a smack whore.
(That was before she became a smack whore.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:02,
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sorry to hearglad you've at least got a job now though
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:27,
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evenin' ;)
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:41,
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I have just scrolled and seen these!They are very good KSS! You should have had more responses! Or at least some! Nicely done!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:11,
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thanks for noticing :'( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:15,
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Steamerection? Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:20,
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Hi The Fiend.If I click this gun hat, will you agree to buy me this? Thanks, bro.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:23,
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i think you should buy me itas my penis is bigger and I need a substantial desk to conceal it.
(
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:24,
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Maybe we could all chip in and set up some kind of timeshare. zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:25,
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IPAd
Sorry, I put this up on the mainboard last night, but meant to put it into the compo Please don't shoot the n00b for reposting...
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:14,
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Hello da6dg.I'm RoryrattlHead, and I welcome you to B3ta, please enjoy your stay here.
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:16,
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Your stay?No-one ever leaves!!!
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:17,
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Actually, I've been addicted for months, only just dared to post though
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:19,
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Cripes. Do I have to do that Goatse thing for you?
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:20,
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have you got your ring on the right finger? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:21,
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No, but I've got a wife asking what the hell I'm doing on the computer when we're supposed to be going out...
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:23,
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everytime Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:24,
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i just wish there was a simple wayto capture the image and distribute it online for all to see.
Instead of all these live cam shows i have to perform on.
(Instead of all these live cam shows i have to perform on.
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:26,
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The only solution is to display an image on our iPads. Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:28,
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i lurked for a year before joiningit was awfully daunting
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:21,
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I joined about two days after hearing about it, hahahaha,I'm thinking back to the bollockings I got from some stupid images I posted, bwahahahaha.
EDIT: this being one, jesus christ.NSFW
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:26,
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EDIT: this being one, jesus christ.NSFW
I leave sometimes, and the odd time I stick two fingers up at the screen as I do it and say "wankers".
Optimalised?Also, why would anyone read a book on a computer screen? Even when I downloaded the preview introduction to Frankie Boyle's book as a PDF I printed it out to read.
Also, why would people want a phone that big?
EDIT: Sorry, I like your picture :D I am just reading the comments from that link that Tribs posted down the board and I really don't get how the Mac fans are actually defending this!
(Also, why would people want a phone that big?
EDIT: Sorry, I like your picture :D I am just reading the comments from that link that Tribs posted down the board and I really don't get how the Mac fans are actually defending this!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:13,
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but I thoughta) you can't read books on it in the UK (US only)
b) it's not a phone
(b) it's not a phone
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:18,
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Sorry, I explained badly.What I meant to say is why are people saying "it's not even a phone". Why would they want a phone that big?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:38,
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Oh ok.So where can I get a phone that big?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:54,
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I think that when people say "it's not even a phone"their intention is to draw attention to the fact that the iPhone itself does all the same stuff as the iPad AND it's a phone too. Although there are better phones than the iPhone anyway.
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:53,
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I don't like something so why does anyone else like it? They're WEIRD. zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:21,
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But I dress coolYou're all fat and you wear grey suits.
Also I've never owned or been particularly impressed by anything made by Apple.
But still. Let's roleplay.
(Also I've never owned or been particularly impressed by anything made by Apple.
But still. Let's roleplay.
zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:25,
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SPASTIC JERK WANK FUCK GUNS. Listen to some music, Ben.
( Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:26,
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I should do.I had a TEN HOUR job interview yesterday so I've been mostly sleeping since. Hence little recent music.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:29,
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Ten. Zero eight hundred to eighteen hundred.It was not for the army or that sort of phrasing might have been useful.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:33,
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Are you following the current snucker?The red carpet disorientates me.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:44,
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I'm sort of half watching it.I'm getting more pumped for it now we're at the quarter-finals.
( Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:47,
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I must say, it does sound like a technical shit curl,thought the original release of the iphone was shit but this...
and anyone remember the revolutionary laptop u could fit into an envelope but it had no drive or use? They're hitting some pretty feckin poor shots lately IMHO.
*edit* oh and there was some TV thing too wasn't there, seen once n sank without trace...
(and anyone remember the revolutionary laptop u could fit into an envelope but it had no drive or use? They're hitting some pretty feckin poor shots lately IMHO.
*edit* oh and there was some TV thing too wasn't there, seen once n sank without trace...
..wil,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:27,
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I have seen Apple TV advertised on a fair few thingsbut I know no-one who owns one despite a fair few of my friends owning pretty much every Apple product.
I agree, all of their product launches have pretty much been derided, but at least they served some purpose. I really do not see what purpose at all the iPad serves.
(I agree, all of their product launches have pretty much been derided, but at least they served some purpose. I really do not see what purpose at all the iPad serves.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 19:42,
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I disagree with one thing;the iPhone was not a revolution. At least not in the field of technology - it uses technology that has been available to the general public for five years. It was, however, a revolution in the field of marketing hype.
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:56,
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Nicked it mate 8p p.s. thankyouverymuchindeediloveyouandyournaughtybitswooo
SaltyDog really..?,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:21,
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iBelisk/sorry everyone
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:24,
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no you don'tnot really :)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:27,
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YOU'RE WELCOME!;)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:39,
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i noticed. My naughty bits thank you back :) monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:45,
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iCan't fit that in my pocket
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:27,
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i won't be getting onei can think of better things to spend my pittance on
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:31,
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Particularly since, if you wanted something that did what the iPad does,you could just buy a mid-range laptop for the same price.
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:32,
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indeedyay! my mate just phoned, he's on his way to take me out for a drunkening!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:36,
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that's one of the highlander films isn't it? monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:39,
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it might end upwith me cutting someone's head off
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:41,
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That's a successful night out for a praying mantis. Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:45,
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yesbut it might upset my mate's birthday drinks
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:45,
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Don't have a go at me Smash :( You're the one who brought up head cut offing. Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:47,
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i know, i knowi'm not getting at you, but i am getting off, beer calls!
'bye all!
('bye all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:49,
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or even one of those diddly net books for peanutsthe iphone's revolution was it could do all that and fit in your pocket.
i'm boring myself now.
(i'm boring myself now.
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:38,
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netbooks are so cheapmy mum just got one free with her new phone
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:41,
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strap them back to back with tape and call it the iKnockoff monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:46,
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i might as wellmum hasn't worked out how to use either
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:49,
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I often wonder about them.Surely a case that small doesn't have room for air to circulate properly, resulting in them becoming hotter than the sun?
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:42,
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a lot of them have solid state harddrives which reduces the heat outpu.....yawn.........zzzzz...hhmm? what?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:44,
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I like the idea of them. Until I had to fix my grandad's and realised my sausage fingers could barely work the incey keyboardand the tiny screen made my eyes hurt.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:46,
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You have selected....regicide...if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1 now.
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:57,
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it started off like that. if it helps. Then I made the A bigger. :)
Me too..."I haven't had sex in so long when I come it'll be like a wax dart" -bill hicks
(,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:14,
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what actually does your username mean?is the the onomatopoeic spelling of someone chewing cellophane?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:27,
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I think of it of the noise a cymbal makes when hit.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:28,
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tell the magic munchkin i said hi
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:11,
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*looks*I am sickened and engorged at the same time.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:15,
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O HAI MUyou attention whore! ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:15,
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and what have you been up to today?
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:20,
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i got snowed onand took my sicknote in.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:23,
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so did we for most of the daythen it suddenly went black and snowed really heavily for about ten minutes, before the sky turned blue again.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 18:26,
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