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# You don't have to like this until you know she's really ok.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:07, archived)
# would
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:16, archived)
# point observed, and agreed with
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:51, archived)
# WORD!
sup fellar?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:32, archived)
# I'd consider it, but only to annoy her dad
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:43, archived)
# well you can fuck my daughter, and you can fuck my dog
but don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I'd take the time to check if those lines scan properly but that would involve listening to the song
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:59, archived)
# SO HIT THE FUCKING ROAD, BITCH, AN' PISS UP A ROPE
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:10, archived)
# HOW YOU DOIN AUCK LAN?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZixUMOlz6dk

if the guy with the camera wasn't hanging over the balcony you might see me down on the floor lol
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:53, archived)
# agggghhh fuck it doesn't mash at all
except in an OH FUCK MY BRAIN kind of a way

bit.ly/ajKvjh
 
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:16, archived)
# I've been meaning to do this in karaoke some time but I just haven't been drunk enough
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:18, archived)
# admittedly I'm liking it the more I listen
 
GETTING BROWN
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:19, archived)
# \ . /
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Well Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:22, archived)
#
Is she a member of these?


(Yes, you took time on your image... I didn't)
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:39, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Hotlinking is bad, but this thumb gave me the fear. It's from Pedro's Flickr "Is it art?" page.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:30, archived)
# well, is it?
 
even at this resolution that looks mightily like a bare arse so it must be Art
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:57, archived)
# I'm with you. Nice tone on the interesting areas, hypnotic.
And then my eyes drifted to the hand. And something happened in my brain that was not supposed to happen. The dissonance, the cacophony, induced an almost Lovecraftian terror.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:13, archived)
# THE PIPES.. THE LIES
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:20, archived)
# porn can be art
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Big hands, I know you're the one...
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Abstract photography
God I hate puns.

(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)
# this made me giggle
*cleek*

I'd also like to see some stock images please.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:43, archived)
# iStalkphoto
Like this?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:08, archived)
# get out and walk!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)
#
For my photography class the assignment was abstract photography, and I took photos of abstracts. The teacher was not amused.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# ahahahahaha
Best thing to see at log in.

*click*
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Who loves ya, baby?
clickty woo
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Let the sideshow begin, step right on in...
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)
# He has a point about William though.
He will most definitely be bald by 30.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:54, archived)
# he is totally rocking the prince edward look already
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)
# well e is a facking ginger inn'e
 
just like is dad.. hewitt
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)
# I shall have to say shopped images only again.
Something tells me he'll be getting a bit of the en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect now.
Everyone will jack the levels in the press. Just for the lulz as they say.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:57, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:01, archived)
# i love this
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:09, archived)
# they are actually ambien sausages
 
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Oh.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:11, archived)
# What was it meant to be? Ambulance Sausage? Ambivalent sausage?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:11, archived)
# There goes my idea for Ethereal Pig Snoots (:
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Brian Eno is branching out
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Here come the wurst jets.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# It wants your SOUL!!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:18, archived)
# HAHA! BWAHAHAHA!!!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)
# IT CAN ONLY HAS SAUSMENT
!"
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:02, archived)
# the plain english brigade are retarded
correctly, the sausage was not ambient.

BUT DEAR GOD

AMBIENT MEAT PRODUCTS ARE WHAT MAKES THIS NATION!

Don't they understand :(

I quite fancy an ambient burger now.

edit: infact, all anti jargon protestors can take their thingy to the thingy whereupon they can thingy their thingy at the site of their own thingy.

I'll punch them all with apostrophes, I will!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Hear here! Words are meant to be arsed around with.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:09, archived)
# I'd chelbat the frondmong and no mistake!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:15, archived)
# hahaha
goes down with a nice side of shibboleth and piccalili!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:23, archived)
# They meant to say Sausage Ambiance
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:11, archived)
# He's charging something....


Edit: Worryingly, now I look at it here, all I can think of is "Julius Caeser on an Aldis Lamp"
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:47, archived)
# shoop shoop
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:48, archived)
# aaaahhh!!!
: D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Shadawhoop?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Shoop Da Woop!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Silly cat, strobe lights is not foods.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:49, archived)
# That
is many kinds of freaky. Well done!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:53, archived)
# you fool, Kakarot
as an Oozaru would say...
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)
# He's feeling a little light headed?


(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Moooom!
The cat ate my universe!!!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# give him a taco
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I'm hungry for a Mexican now
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)
# curiosity something something mm tasty meats
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:43, archived)
# until I know for a fact that that cat is ok I'm really not liking this
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# nah he was fine
needed worcester sauce, but otherwise a++ would eat again
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:46, archived)
# careful now.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:49, archived)
# it's either some bloke in a greenscreened outfit holding it by the scruff of the neck, or the cats being CHUCKED INTO A FUCKING MEAT GRINDER
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:53, archived)
# also that grinder looks a bit wobbly there, it appears to be unsupported without any kind of protective enclosure
 
THIS SIMPLY CANNOT BE SAFE
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)
# CAT SAFETY : UNENDORSED!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I was going to say he's fine cos he's still got 8 more lives.
But I've seen him do this at least 20 times now.
Stupid cat does not learn.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)
# 20 times?
you are officially carnivorous
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Oh HappyToast, you had the best of intentions ;)
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Woo but looks like it makes more of a horrible mess than tasty meats.
Fluffy goo burger anyone?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Or some nice children sausages
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Woo & Yay!
Bit of awwww too.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# WOO! Terminator 2 inspired crappy vector attempt.


Only just got a my first graphics tablet the other day, thought i'd try my hand at a vector thingy. apologies for shittness
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# awwww
CHEER UP, ROBOT!

it's not a vector but it is nice
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I remember the days
when this type of thing was called a paintmash.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# yeah I know but I didn't want to get too technical
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# hence why i said vector type thingy...
i don't know how to do vectors yet :(

EDIT: "meant" to say vector type thingy, oops tired brain is slow.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)
# What sort of graphics package do you currently use?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# I'm currently using Gimp for windows
Still trying to get the hang of it to be honest
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# You'll want the path tool for nice smooth lines and that classic vector look
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# vector art just means composed of scalable objects, as opposed to raster/bitmaps.
once it's turned into a GIF or JPEG it's a raster, even when it's vector-based.

The whole "but that's not a vector" trope is a long-running and tedious in-joke I guess

BUT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A VEXEL, THAT IS NOT A FUCKING WORD
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:30, archived)
# It's a word it's a word it's a word
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:33, archived)
# the closest match I have is "vexil"
Anglicized f. VEXILLUM 2 (Webster, 1828-32). The stem of vexillum is also the base of the following formations given in Dicts. without evidence of their currency: {sm}vexillar a., of or pertaining to a vexillum, spec. in Bot. and Ornith. vexi{sm}llarious a. = VEXILLARY a. 2. {sm}vexillate a., having a vexillum or vexilla (Bot. and Ornith.).
 
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)
# IT'S A WORD A GUY ON A FORUM COINED IT
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:39, archived)
# GIVE ME THE OED OR GIVE ME DEATH
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:40, archived)
# That's a neato what now right
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
# now my neologism
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:52, archived)
# I like the word 'Voxel', though.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)
# ooh, saucy.
 
that's not in the OED yet either, though it probably should be by now
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Tell me abour when you used to play 'chew the bark off of the tree', Grampa
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# 8 bit Terminator! YAY
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)
# ^^^
to this
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:30, archived)
# *sudden, inexplicable urge to play Duke Nukem*
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Hank Hill's gone badass.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# was hoping no one would notice that...
personally after drawing it i though "oh shit, i've drawn Tom Hanks"
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:48, archived)
# This is the correct reponse to any drawing containing Tom Hanks.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Iron Giggs
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Timely not worth it's own thread doodle.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)
# DVD slot is a lie. It's clearly VHS sized.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# what does that mean?
I know most of the conventions here, having lurked a while, but I never got that one :s
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Cheering man. \o/
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:13, archived)
# [9][9] Or man holding up signs.
........\o/
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# [{+}] hanging out of window?
.......\o/
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# ahh OK I must've missed that episode of emoticons for beginners :(
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# BOT!!
Woo!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:05, archived)
# My sister's doing a script containing a medibot type thing called Raymond.
This is how I imagined he looked before she described him/it. This definitely is not Raymond.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# I thought everybody loved Raymond
: (
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# It's ok, he definitely isn't Raymond.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# bored did this :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:34, archived)
# and this :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Double-arf! :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# You should put the whole collection of these somewhere on teh internets
They are great :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Assorted other ones from around the web. Note some are NSFW.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Did u do this 1 :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Everyone wants to do ...'it'.
STD protection might be advised though. LOL.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:53, archived)
# DAMNIT!
I am really bothered about that one being a boy...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)
# i have on virb .com
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Arf! :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Another one bites the brix . . .
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)
# This could be my favourite :D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha, another great one.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:53, archived)
# If im been totally honest with you
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)
# I thought it was "part deux"?
yes/no? P.S. I love that jelly/brain fish
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)
# damn just looked at the cover, it would seem I have fowled myself
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# It's cool
SRSLY
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)
# fowled yourself?
this jellyfish am AWESOME!!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:29, archived)
# it requires a chicken
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Chickens may be requisitioned thru
the use of form CHX-2110-AMT as long as you have a standing Xylophoner's license and ham's legs.

Failure to meet these requirements may result in partial or total Jehoosifat.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:36, archived)
# yes!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)
# If that is an accurate illustration of its brain we are seriously fucked.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# prepare the fuckedmobile
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)
# It's in the shop :-/
We used it too much last month.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:42, archived)
# clearing out the fucksocks filters?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Indeed
crammed with Vegemite and LOLs

It brings performance from the Flux Capacitor down by 2 1/3 terradoodles.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I LI|<E THIS
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)
# *lieks*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Nice :DD
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Driblobit brain !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:34, archived)
# anything with Charlie Sheen is all right by me
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)
# poor Emilio Estevez never had a chance of real fame
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
# nor did Renee
 
everyone forgets about Renee
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 3:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Nosemonkey.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Mosenonkey.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I motion that the nose monkey should
be renamed the Karl Malden monkey in honour of the greatest actor of all time, Roberto Benigni.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Dr Whoop!
What is your Ph.D. in may I ask?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Exclamation marks
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Though in fairness he seems to have cut down recently.
Maybe he's upset and I'm just making it worse.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Hahaha you sick cunt, get help.
I mean: LOL :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Shopped images only.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I just thought that as it is exactly
7 months since his death today, it was a fitting time to post a picture of him in tribute ;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:13, archived)
# i like it.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:30, archived)
# ahhhh
that's just cruel
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:39, archived)
# I LIKES BEANS!!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# lol i want to see
it fly up a tree
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Haha!
At that speed he'd hit it. Unless his anus was flexible enough for thrust vectoring.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Bang!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Awww, the smell isn't that bad... in comparison to a sour midden.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Obligatory repost.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)
# !!!!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)
# o woo
To both posts! :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# It's a race now, boys.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Zzzzzzzzzzzzoom!
Awesome :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# ahhhhahhahh FUCK YeAH
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:55, archived)
# GO KITTY GO!
Clench! Tighten your exhaust plume!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)
# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I'd think it was more high pitched than that, but you may be correct as to the plosive start.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Change it to iLikesBeans! and you can compo it.
Go on, rebel.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)
# We already rogue-compo'd rocket animals.
Not that I wouldn't say let's do them again if the regular
compo is full of the usual suck on Wednesday.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)
# "Dispatch Rocket Dogs to intercept!"
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)
# *toots hunting horn*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Despatched...

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:45, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU--
Hahaha!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)
# lovley

have some hummus
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)
# [/:-)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:15, archived)
# WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Watch out dawgs !
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:21, archived)
# ASLO
burdz
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I'm going with:
FFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)
# *points and nods repeatedly*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:25, archived)
# :DDD
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)
# [/;-D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)
# SSSSSSSSFFFFFFFFFFFFFWWW!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:24, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Thx.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Haha
Cruise kitty yay! *click*
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# saw this image last week

this is all I thought of...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# has he got a hammer and roll of carpet handy?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# wassit?
I am really rissing on the 5W's of this character. He just looked like Frankenstein's monster to me.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's who it is!!!

I knew of Sutcliffe, but not what he looked like. He just looks sort of like a guy who would listen to a lot of Rush.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)
#

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# ipswich ??
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# OH SHIT! IT'S A FRANKENSTEIN!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Bolt Upright
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] iGotfired
Did my back in last week, got told I was no good to them on Friday.
Templols. Tried working in a call centre this morning, left after 4 hours.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# CUNTS!!!!
i have temped lots, it can be ok if you get a good agency

good luck
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Cheers
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ouch!
you might be able to compo this post ;D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
# iNoted
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Why is the world full of hatred? :(
/ac
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# probably something you did
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# I just draw stuff.
/ac
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Mohammed? ;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ALLAHU ACKBAR!
/ac
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# *trap-based lols*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# It's touching how much thought you're putting in to your responses to this thread.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
#
t's
'm
how much thought you're putting in to your responses to this thread
kids
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I have to type a beginning of a reply, then chose something suitable.
That's far more thought and care than usually goes into my mind bubbles around here.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# MuHammed
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I share a birthday with Muhammed.
Well, I say I share a birthday, he was born on the same date as I was. I don't think he has birthdays anymore what with him being dead and all that.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Guys, we're missing our PBUHs here.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Piss Be Upon Him
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Muhammad (pbuh)
When you say Muhammad (pbuh) you gotta add pbuh after it. It's the one and only thing I learnt about Islam at school.

You're a bad muslim.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Awww I hope you find some meaningful employment soon
seems you're having a run of bad luck
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Thanks, I am
I'm getting seriously low these days.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# keep your chin up love
it's just a bad spell it will soon be over
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Amazing how well some businesses support their employees...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# and hospital trusts
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# that's shitty
and now my headache is back, i'm off.
g'night all!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Night :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# where's the picture you cunt?
/talk is that way
*points*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# 'ere ya go

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# FOLLOW YOUR BLISS MY FRIEND!
Or, you know, go out on a killing rampage. You really haven't had much luck lately have you.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# No
Killing spree is imminent.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)
# They could let you go that easily on the back of physical injury?
Seems strange

bad luck all the same mate
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
# I think the firer in question didn't like me
He's a collossally venal prickabout.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I thought that said prickabound, which is a great insult imo
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Haha yes
"Luther McFeathers was a notorious local prickabound, who stalked the parks of East London for some time."
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# FUCK 'EM ALL! I BURY THOSE COCKROACHES
 
I hope this will prove to be an opportunity, in the long run.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Temp employee = No rights.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# iCommiserate
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# iThank
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# ^TH-iS
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# If your back is very bad this might be irrelevant, but you could always do something mental like this:
www.vso.org.uk/volunteer/index.asp

Obviously a pretty significant commitment, lots of logistics etc, but it could be an amazing thing to do until jobs exist again.

I'm thinking about it if I don't manage to get a job this year.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Lovely thought, thanks Z
Unfortunately my situation would require I sell everything and start again when I got back (my aunt is my closest relative, and not much help).
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Also I'm crippled with depression, otherwise yay! ;)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Ah. Well.
Thumbs up. Hope you find something a little better than call centre work soon.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Cheers
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I am highly tempted by this.
One question though;

"We offer a range of Youth for Development roles across many professional skill areas including education, business & IT, communications & fundraising, community & social development, and HIV/AIDS."

How is HIV/AIDS a professional skill area? How is it professional to get sick?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# It reads better like this
"We offer a range of Youth for Development roles (across many professional skill areas including education, business & IT, communications & fundraising, community & social development) and HIV/AIDS."
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# SO they give you HIV/AIDS then?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I don't think that's what they mean, Whoop
I think you've misunderstood.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Inconceivable!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# we were making love by Wednesday
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I THINK I SEE A SMILE THERE
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Think how I feel
I work in a call centre full time.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR
Ring them up, tell them your b3ta password and get them on here. I'm waiting.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Ok.

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Hello

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT
Don't tell me that other idiot didn't summarise my problem for you.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# He called you a cunt and I agree.

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# WELL I NEVER.
I'm writing to Watchdog.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)
# *emergency fluff*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
# AW here is a picture of my cat enjoying the radiator.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# CATURDAY?
 

 
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Fucking gypo!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# sorry man
but in happier news, I got a full on casio cheese instrument today.

let my cheese cheer you up! :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Sweet
Cockweasle knew a guy in a band called L Casio Immunitas.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)
# haha
I'll have to call myself Carlos Casioniño Bandango from now on

:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:06, archived)
# THE FIVE PERCENT NATION OF CASIOTONE.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)
# SOON TO BE 7.32%
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# THE FIVE PERCENT NATION OF LUMPS IN MY OATMEAL
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# They are cunts
and I am sorry :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:20, archived)
# like i said last time i worked in a call center/re
its hell on earth I'm surprised they didnt have you training for a couple of weeks. thats usually a giggle anyway hope things work out for you. and keep at it.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Got bored, did this
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# i like that
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
# nice outline
is he resting his foot on a hidden elephant?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
#
Still thinking what to have him resting on.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# someone's head
or not
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# his laurels.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# A human face
forever.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Or this
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# no
not that
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
# I like it mofaha.
don't let micto get you down. *pats*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)
# i like it too
i was being mean for comic effect
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# He's on top of a flat roofed house/building. Or on some suspended walkway with his foot on the rails.
Or a bridge. He's pointing down anyway.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
# he's got his foot on a sofa
so he can dangle his crotch in front of his sleeping wife's face
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Another plausible alternative.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Watch this space...
By this space I mean in a day or so cos I am a lazy bugger.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Nah, he probably has
his foot on an empty cake box and he is shooting woodlouses.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:15, archived)
# he's kicking a swan in the neck
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# He's a fool then, that swan could break his arm with a single flap of it's wing :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# not now it's choking it can't
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
# That's when swans are at their worse
they fool you into thinking they are injuried in some way and the POW! Roundhouse WingFlap to the Face :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# If only people cut up their beer can holders.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Cool
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Nice shoes.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# if you're bored, have a wank like a normal person
by which i mean this is nice
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Nicely
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Cool!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)
# nicely!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] It's out of my system now
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# just chillin'
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# huzzah for well turned out aminals
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# tally ho
top drawer
and spiffing!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# rather!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Dapper
Spiffing
Top Hole
What
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Needs more monkey beer old chap

(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Erm...
it's not for ladies you know.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# they can't handle the cool crisp taste
i am given to understand
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# we like a nice sherry
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# with added vodka
or bacardi
or amaretto
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
#
or and
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# ^very much this
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# am about to have
a hot chocolate and baileys mmmmmmm
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
# damn!
i can't drink :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i feel his nose would go well on a sandwich
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# nom nom
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Very chilled
Probably fall off that branch in a sec
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I bet they snore like a bastard
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)
# I love Karl Malden.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# arrow hat :)



(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
# bees don't wear hats on their wings!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# ok ghost hat then
:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# i've only ever made one hat, hang on while i change my icon
there!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
Suits you, Sir
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# ey up chap!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Evening Sir :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# hat:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I've got something to put in you...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# completely new
not some silly meme,

well done and funny!

*clicks*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# ivan reitman!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# have you?
well done! is he rich?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# very
but quite dull
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# I watched Evolution again the other night
I like that film.

However, his son makes better films.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
# it is a good film
especially the bit with the blue fuzzy no-nose chimp
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
# i thought it was a transparent remake of ghostbusters
and was a bit poo
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
# it was quite silly
but enjoyable nonsense
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# *in the voice of Prof Freek*
There is no sarcasm to be detected my good man, muay hay he
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# ahem
frink
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# ahem
pedant :P
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
# heeheh
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
# ah ok
as you were
glayvin!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
nestle spunk treats
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhah
 
DO YA HAVE ANY MONEY
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Lincoln steaming in the chilly air of the morning...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# i can see the A158 as it stretches off to langworth
and you've captured the essence, if not the true geography of the place
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)
# :)
*pores over Landranger OS maps*

By Jings, You're right!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Langworth just outside Lincoln - very nice area
we went to a fishing pond/caravan park just near the Railway Crossing. That was the hottest week of last year and it was in June :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# i have to drive through every day
that crossing is a bane
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# i've just had a horrible thought
what if this is all a dream?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# but....
it IS!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# the correct answer is
then kiss me quick, before you wake up
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# *snogs*
Get a load of that, you!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# 0_0
*gets my ass to mars*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Looks like enough room down there to swing a cat...

AAU
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww!
:)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# nice :DD
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)

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