painting stuff thing whatsit!
animation of it - afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:19,
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animation of it - afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/
That's loffly.
Robin/Joker/Errol Flynn cross will be the end of us all, though.
Did you know EF wanted to call his autobiography In Like Me?
His publishers vetoed it, though.
EDIT: Holy crap I've just watched the animation - good w**k!
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:22,
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Did you know EF wanted to call his autobiography In Like Me?
His publishers vetoed it, though.
EDIT: Holy crap I've just watched the animation - good w**k!
I went to the same high school as Errol Flynn
I don't know what that counts for, I just like letting people know.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:41,
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Now do a nice pic of Hooded Justice kneeing The Comedian in the bollocks.
Or, better still, a crude MS Paint rendition of anyone kneeing anyone in the bollocks.
Or anything. (Hmm, I appear to lack focus at the moment)
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:29,
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Or anything. (Hmm, I appear to lack focus at the moment)
Not that I want you to reproduce the entire book/film with your paintbrush straight away.
There's plenty of time. It's still only 11.59.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:42,
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well i did the blood splat
and Rorschach in acrylics
afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/search/label/painting (have to scroll a bit)
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:45,
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afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/search/label/painting (have to scroll a bit)
Superb, Jesse
I have no talent for painting even when I'm painting the livingroom walls people still say "It looks nothing like a wall!" ;)
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:35,
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Not strickly true
If there's a nuclear war on, you're meant to paint them magnolia.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:42,
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i'd have thought
that mass amounts of CDC's would be better! :D
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:46,
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Well it would be only sensible because when the 4 minute warning goes up
people will all cry out "Oh Cock!"
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:50,
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Ah you see I wondered why I always ran out of paint
I'd done all the measuring and looked at the instructions ie 50 square meters of coverage and I'd run out as soon as I got to that empty space when the window is open, I only managed to paint the neighbour's cat and the postman and bit of the garden before the tin was empty. I have learnt a valuable lesson today thank you :D
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:45,
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Wow! You painted walls and people said "It looks nothing like a wall" ?
Sounds like a talent to me. Move to London.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:46,
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I wish I could paint...
But I am missing some of the vital ingredients:
1. Paint brush
2. Paints
2.5 Paper
3. Easel
4. Subject
5. Arsedness
Your picture is both woo! and yay! I like the texture, lighting and StarTrekness.
Edit to add missing item 2.5 and to say *click*
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:45,
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1. Paint brush
2. Paints
2.5 Paper
3. Easel
4. Subject
5. Arsedness
Your picture is both woo! and yay! I like the texture, lighting and StarTrekness.
Edit to add missing item 2.5 and to say *click*
hahhaa
well this one was a digital painting based on a screen shot i found :D i've also got real paints - they are more fun but slower! :D
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:51,
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This needs to be made mandatory.
They could use politicians, bankers, and slebridies as targets.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:04,
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Commentary would be a little odd.
"Well, Bill, the Chinese team is somewhere over there."
"Yes quite, Ray, I can't see any of the little bugge--URK"
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:04,
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"Yes quite, Ray, I can't see any of the little bugge--URK"
olympic athletes are less ninjas than they are porn stars. see the links board for proof.
/pimping.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:07,
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Oh, come off it, Dr when.
Your skis've been bent for years.
(Happy belated birthday, btw! My gift: not having shown up!)
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:32,
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(Happy belated birthday, btw! My gift: not having shown up!)
ASS SEAM SHOCKER RIPS MUPPETWORLD. DAILY HENSON PHOTOJOURNO REVEALS PIGGY-PLUG SEXPLAY VICTIM. MUMS EVERYWHERE AGOG.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:39,
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B3ta has corrupted my mind and all I can visualise is a Green Ass Goatse with Kermit Hands Arrrrrggghhh!
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:47,
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green ass goatse, have you any lube?
yes sir, yes sir, it came from a tube.
some for my anus and some for my hands
and some for the biggest dildo in the land.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:49,
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some for my anus and some for my hands
and some for the biggest dildo in the land.
haha is that from the "nursery rhymes not to tell children book"
:D
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:57,
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that's the book that most people know as "nursery rhymes to teach other people's children".
and then skate away laughing hysterically.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:03,
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i do not think this word means what you think it means
...prepare to die
etc
etc
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:14,
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etc
etc
When it could be nicer being red, yellow or gold.
Or something more colourful like that.
Without a rip up your arse.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:47,
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Without a rip up your arse.
you don't seem properly agog. i suspect you are a muppet-diddler.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:50,
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Well, that gross accusation aside,
I'd recommend Van Morrison's version of 'Being Green'.
And the original Muppet 'Halfway Down The Stairs'.
And what I do with my Burt 'n' Ernie glove puppets is between me and my cult.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:59,
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And the original Muppet 'Halfway Down The Stairs'.
And what I do with my Burt 'n' Ernie glove puppets is between me and my cult.
sicko.
i can only molest the yip yips because their shrieking is an aphrodesiac.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:06,
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I bet he's not biodegradable, so I dispute this fact.
good nings b3ta
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:48,
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DieYouDick #11
www.box.net/shared/e7e06p69c9
Moved/panned some things around to get room for more things.
Refolded two earlier versions into number 10 version. Touched
up some levels with gate and limiting. Couple new yells. NEXT!
Previous thread: www.b3ta.com/board/9920789
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 5:46,
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Moved/panned some things around to get room for more things.
Refolded two earlier versions into number 10 version. Touched
up some levels with gate and limiting. Couple new yells. NEXT!
Previous thread: www.b3ta.com/board/9920789
sweet!
this is where I got to, though I was only working here with parts nine and ten, two of my earlier tracks and a cut up bass sample:
www.box.net/shared/7sdbj4s080
at what point will this degenerate completely into white noise..
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 6:08,
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www.box.net/shared/7sdbj4s080
at what point will this degenerate completely into white noise..
If you believe the experts, about three versions ago. HAHAHAHA!
Nice thumps, now we're at 11a 11b. Next player can use either or both.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 6:30,
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this is so going to be ripped off and be the next britney spears single.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 6:54,
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FUN SHIT
added a few bits using reason:
www.box.net/shared/jfvazxyd0c
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 7:23,
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www.box.net/shared/jfvazxyd0c
Layering up nicely.
Ok, nice might be too tidy a word for this. [/;-D
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 7:27,
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i'll try and do it better justice when i'm not so knackered :)
laters..
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 7:45,
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ahhhahhhh sweeet
that's at least a dozen versions by seven or more people
ENOUGH FOR A TEN MINUTE DOOM MIX
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:53,
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ENOUGH FOR A TEN MINUTE DOOM MIX
hahaha christ
that poor cat sounds like it's lost in some kind of evil space vortex
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I keep planning on it but I'm trying to start my own business at the moment and it's eating a bit of my time.
Also right now I'm playing mass effect 2 for the second time.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:33,
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thank you darlin'
and with that, I'm off to bed. I'm knackered.
Hugs to your giraffe!
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 3:39,
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Hugs to your giraffe!
WHATEVER! GET IN THAT DAMN TENT!
I think the Sproink needs a whip and a colourful tophat.
But I'd better ask Cockweasle if a circus leader is right
kind of occupation for them.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 4:07,
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But I'd better ask Cockweasle if a circus leader is right
kind of occupation for them.
ty
and so as to be even more minimonomanimalist ty mu too :D
edit : sitation needed en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigipedia
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 4:16,
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edit : sitation needed en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigipedia
it's the sizzle that does it
ah, freshly cauterised flesh
/chorus of yums
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 3:19,
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/chorus of yums
Still playing F.E.A.R.!
I've finished it and all the expansion packs now, but soon I'll be in possession of Crysis and AvP.
Also: sleeping is dangerous. I think I've broken a rib doing it.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:19,
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Also: sleeping is dangerous. I think I've broken a rib doing it.
I broke a rib playing bulldog on a ski slope
Im not tired :(
I need to sleep, I keep sleeping for 10 hours a night. :(
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:31,
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I need to sleep, I keep sleeping for 10 hours a night. :(
I do karate, never broken anything or got any serious injuries from it.
However when I was younger, I broke my leg (right through) playing tag, and my wrist playing tag... again. Both required operations to get them back into place. The wrist was noticeably out of place.
I'm almost a Redsushi.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:36,
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I'm almost a Redsushi.
Oh I've got a nice lump
didnt go to the doctor for it
neither for my broken collarbone.
Get Mass Effect 2. It's very good.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:38,
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neither for my broken collarbone.
Get Mass Effect 2. It's very good.
Nothing will beat pectus carinatum* whenever it comes to lumps.
*pigeon chest
I WIN :D
So I hear! I may wait for the price to go down, I need to finish all the games I have at the moment. I've had Timeshift for ages and still haven't finished it.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:44,
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I WIN :D
So I hear! I may wait for the price to go down, I need to finish all the games I have at the moment. I've had Timeshift for ages and still haven't finished it.
:( You win :(
I spent pretty much all weekend completing it.
Clocked up about 30 hours on first playthrough. Definately gonna do it again tho :D
WTF is timeshift?
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:50,
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Clocked up about 30 hours on first playthrough. Definately gonna do it again tho :D
WTF is timeshift?
\o/
Nice!
I think it's about a year or 2 old? It's pretty good, at one point you're on a blimp shooting down fighter jets and mines, but you spend most of the time running about stopping time and pumping 5 shotgun rounds in to somebody's face and then resuming time to see their body fly across the room. The ported controls to the PC are shit though :( I think it'd be better on 360, you can probably pick it up for a fiver second hand.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 3:01,
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I think it's about a year or 2 old? It's pretty good, at one point you're on a blimp shooting down fighter jets and mines, but you spend most of the time running about stopping time and pumping 5 shotgun rounds in to somebody's face and then resuming time to see their body fly across the room. The ported controls to the PC are shit though :( I think it'd be better on 360, you can probably pick it up for a fiver second hand.
You're on the blimp once (up to the point I've played it to, which isn't that far) and it was a pretty damned cool level.
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Second hand games are great.
If it works it works and so it might as well be brand new, if it doesn't work you can send it back, and they're always bloody cheap, especially if the game has been around for a year or so.
I'm thinking about getting FEAR2 because it's only about £5 also.
And now: after just reminding myself of the horror of FEAR, I am off to sleep, and hopefully not injure myself any more.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 3:10,
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I'm thinking about getting FEAR2 because it's only about £5 also.
And now: after just reminding myself of the horror of FEAR, I am off to sleep, and hopefully not injure myself any more.
I wasnt a big fan of FEAR1 when I played it on the ps3
Ive been spoilt by CoD4.
Most other FPSs don't match up to it.
I've still got far cry 2 and the orange box to complete and get lots of glorious achievements for.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 3:12,
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Most other FPSs don't match up to it.
I've still got far cry 2 and the orange box to complete and get lots of glorious achievements for.
I liked it on the PC
A couple of extra buttons on a mouse can make gameplay so much better.
CoD4 and MW2 were/are awesome. And it is true what you say.
If I'm to play more FPSs they'll need something unique about them, FEAR was scary and had that reaction thing going on, Crysis is damn pretty and I liked sneaking about on the demo, AvP is (I'm hoping) nostalgic and (I'm hoping) will be good to Alien and Predator films (except AvP films, which were quite shit, which I also hope the game realises).
I've never played far cry, my friend had it and I tried playing multiplayer with them but I was shit and he was good. I couldn't pick up the controls very well.
Portal is awesome because it's different, TF2 is pretty good, but I've never managed to get anywhere achievement-wise...
Anyways, sleep, ta-ta!
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 3:20,
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CoD4 and MW2 were/are awesome. And it is true what you say.
If I'm to play more FPSs they'll need something unique about them, FEAR was scary and had that reaction thing going on, Crysis is damn pretty and I liked sneaking about on the demo, AvP is (I'm hoping) nostalgic and (I'm hoping) will be good to Alien and Predator films (except AvP films, which were quite shit, which I also hope the game realises).
I've never played far cry, my friend had it and I tried playing multiplayer with them but I was shit and he was good. I couldn't pick up the controls very well.
Portal is awesome because it's different, TF2 is pretty good, but I've never managed to get anywhere achievement-wise...
Anyways, sleep, ta-ta!
Tata
But the AvP demo was alrite, the aliens overpowered tho. But it seems like the Marines you have to work together to survive, which would be like real life.
I quite want it, maybe at the end of the month depending on what my friends do, playing with friends makes it so much more fun
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 3:22,
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I quite want it, maybe at the end of the month depending on what my friends do, playing with friends makes it so much more fun
He makes his own bacon and his own picallili
what a clever chap!
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:51,
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Ah, the "McCann Daughter speaks out against Enzyme Washing Powder" headline
"Maddy in Bio Shock"
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:42,
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:D
*uses 'get drunk leaving the kids in the hotel room' plasmid*
That or the BEESARRRRGHRRBEEEEES
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:54,
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That or the BEESARRRRGHRRBEEEEES
The picture
Needs more boobies in it hahahaha, wheres me booze at?!
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:00,
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portal portal portal portal portal pooortal
edit: this took far too long
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:00,
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Aw nice.
The author (whose b3ta name I forget) post this on /links a while ago:
j-n-white.livejournal.com/107399.html
edit: www.b3ta.com/links/I_made_myself_a_Companion_Cube
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:28,
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j-n-white.livejournal.com/107399.html
edit: www.b3ta.com/links/I_made_myself_a_Companion_Cube
Well then why did you incinerate it so quickly?
Fastest on record, I heard.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:08,
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The longer I waited the more it'd hurt when I did it.
The time spent recovering from a loss is proportional to the amount that the thing you lost meant to you, and the time spent with that thing.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:10,
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the sadness echos in my heart till this day
I literally spent half an hour looking for some other way to complete the room.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:26,
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I'm on to doing the funky missions..
infact I may go downstairs and play some :)
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:24,
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i dunno there is that whole standign and walking thing involved though.
always a pain.
it stops me from going to bed sometimes.. despite the fact I could fall off this chair and land in my bed.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:28,
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it stops me from going to bed sometimes.. despite the fact I could fall off this chair and land in my bed.
Whilst it was a decent game the first time through I fucking hate the whole
CAKE IS A LIE LIOLSOSLSOLO I LUB MY CUBE fucking garbage. I'm sure it appeals to 15 year olds, but for everyone else it's fucking irritating. Fhwei'fjjefgo[skgrp.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 7:33,
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Turn them over, pretend they're a girl.
He/she's also got boobs, which makes it seem even more authentic for grasping.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:06,
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Let's pretend!
petehix when you're having sex with men which lady do you pretend that it is?
I pretend that it is Moira Stewart.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:08,
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I pretend that it is Moira Stewart.
All gone :(
I did not phone them and tell them how bladdy beaut-hic-beautiful they are though, so that's good.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:12,
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Nah no chinese involved
An economics consultancy in covent garden. I rather like them and will probably accept.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:18,
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Goddamn I can't plagiarise British panel show jokes to you because for some reason you've seen them
Goddamn weird American
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:34,
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I pretend it's a woman that looks like a man
That way I'm less disappointed with myself when I open my eyes.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:27,
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I like this style.
I don't really know what she looks like though, so it might be an awful likeness for all I know.
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:51,
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Well I'd show you the original but I can't find the link again.
>:[
But thanks :] I'm going to spray these and sell them at the comiccon I do in April.
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:52,
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But thanks :] I'm going to spray these and sell them at the comiccon I do in April.
Peter Kay did a Lady Gaga being a bloke gag
Would have been funny about 12 months back....
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:53,
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Peter Kay was a massive fail tonight i'm afraid
I think his suit was overly tight
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:57,
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Lady Gaga stole the show, Cheryl Cole mimed, Liam Gallagher threw his BRIT in th crowd
and Lady Gaga cried.
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:05,
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heheheh yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJDx3H_hvI8
as usual with new music, what sounded utterly horrific on first hearing is starting to sound pretty good in comparison to the next big thing which is EVEN FUCKING WORSE
case in point: Green Day
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:45,
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as usual with new music, what sounded utterly horrific on first hearing is starting to sound pretty good in comparison to the next big thing which is EVEN FUCKING WORSE
case in point: Green Day
Lets have some fun this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:07,
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OMG YURE RITE!!
Man that is SOOOOOOOO overpubed.
How can I remove my click from the record?
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:36,
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How can I remove my click from the record?
I have been fiddling in renoise..
I don't understand it but I am making sounds..
I'm eager for the next round like some form of hungry cock cherub.
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:16,
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I'm eager for the next round like some form of hungry cock cherub.
Good tool for general mucking about.
I'm flopping about with household things and won't
have time to give it a go until later-- mid gayshift.
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:47,
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have time to give it a go until later-- mid gayshift.
Oliver Postgate, A Life In Small Films,
BBC Four right now.
Just FYI.
*edit* Clangers were much bigger than you'd have thought they were!
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:08,
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Just FYI.
*edit* Clangers were much bigger than you'd have thought they were!
We're up to Ivor The Engine
'Come on Ivor!' Shhhh Shkov, Shhhh Shkov, Shhhh Shkov, Shhhh Shkov...
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:28,
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HAHAHAHA
Also: Top class picture :D
Maybe "top class" aren't the right words to use... :P
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:05,
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Maybe "top class" aren't the right words to use... :P
Nah, if there's full neurological recovery within 24 hours
then it's just a Transient Ischaemic Attack...
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:46,
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Now one of David Dickinson or Dale Winton
for "Color Overlay".
Or Alexander Litvinenko for "Inner Glow"...
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:52,
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Or Alexander Litvinenko for "Inner Glow"...
Ah, of course,
L is for Lion,
M is for My Fat Cock. Silly me was betting on 'Mouse'
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:15,
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M is for My Fat Cock. Silly me was betting on 'Mouse'
FUUUUCK! Even fierce by you is too cute. I'm more into sinister and/or absurd.
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:00,
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aye, itll be something like that
im only about half way through though and i dont want kids growing up thinking theres only 12 letters
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:52,
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my flatmate's cat just missed out on a lion cut this summer, she was so matted
she got a home scissor job instead, which worked out remarkably well
/catblog
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Wed 17 Feb 2010, 1:26,
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/catblog
generally good advice, but I'm at work
whipping it out could have unpleasant results
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Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:36,
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whipping it out could have unpleasant results
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