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# Someone's throttled him.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Don't forget Norman Clegg will be there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# They just included him because they had a three week slot to fill
Otherwise we'd have everybody from the greens to the BNP.
The monster raving looney party would get a landslide victory out of the election if they got on the show.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# I'm amused by the fact that nobody has yet pointed out his name is "Nick"...
Norman Clegg is from Last of the Summer Wine...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# And would be more electable.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Charles Kennedy can play Compo :D
He has the drunk bum look down pat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Menzies Campbell can be Foggy
This is a photoshop right here.

Last of the Liberal Democrats.

Damn, hometime. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Save it for Monday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# ^ needs more Clegg
Actually, it probably doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# who ????
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# My point exactly.
At least Charlie Kennedy was good 'comedy drunk' value.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Vince Cable should be leader
At least he has a memorable name. He sounds like an Electrician/Pornstar.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# I looked for a picture of him but I couldn't see anybody that I recognised (_!_)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# "He rose without trace"
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# a metioric fall to fame
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# ...a man with a brilliant future behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Orange/blue contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I know he;s not a true super hero but...
I thought it was funny!

(Fon Repeat until funny, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
# last picture's what?
(__, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# where is live there's a sign advertising "tattoo's"
won't be going in there anytime soon for my permanent body art
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# correction
permanent body art permanent body art's
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# *cue a brazilion repoasts*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# !!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Fab!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# *chokes*
Your sig.. why?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Because they're a bunch of shitcunts!
So are those cunts from Samoa! Such fucking pricknodules!

New Caledonians seem to be ok though.

Tomorrow, I shall pass judgment on those from the Wallis and Futuna islands.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Oh. OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# That's no Fiat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# "They're getting closer!"
"Oh yeah? watch this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# That is awesome :)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# or like this?


didn't get her hair right...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# I'm not Brazillian!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Do they drive on the other side over in France then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# That's half the trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
why *thump* is *thump* the *thump* apostrophe *thump* rule *thump* so *thump* difficult *thump* to *thump* understand *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
#
Is that the A.TEAM font ?
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# As soon as I read A TEAM I got the theme tune in my head.
Thanks for that. No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# The proper last photo!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# *waits for animation*
Edit: Forget that ^ , my browser is playing cuntybiscuits. Many apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hmmm, I was about to berate you for reposting then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] With great power comes great need for trying again, etc
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I must admit I find it amusing that you applied a paint effect filter to a painting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# :D
If you could undo that filter twice would you get the original photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# should the need arise,,,,they'll all save her
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# I thought that said shave her then.
I was all like "whoooah, wtf?"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# sorry, this is rubs.
click here...for my silly massive file :)
(warls77, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# By "rubs" do you mean
Really
Unbelievably
Big
Size?

You need to optimise that a bit - the filesize is waaaaay to big.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
#
sorry will do!
(warls77, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ta (good image though)
I dunno what you used to make it, but try making the image smaller then see if there are any "optimise" settings for the GIF (like "lossy" and reduce the number of colours etc)
You could also reduce the number of frames - it looked like there was a lot. Optimising images is always depressing work, but necessary I'm afraid. Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
#
Thanks, I did in flash as a test really, test failed.
(warls77, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# good idea, send that cunt out to the desert and see how he likes it!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# TOO BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# could you post a torrent for this image please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# it's pretty good
but what Zak said

see the FAQ about file sizes

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Holy Bandwidth, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Hehehe
There's Wally. There. *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# hanging head in shame
I'm not good at the internet
(warls77, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Always worth checking the filesize.
Dunnae worry, just bung the optimised one back into your post.

^ up there at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Emergency fluff!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Awwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# edit your post
and drop a link to it instead with a warning about its file size
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# i have no idea what this about
should i be writing a letter to the daily mail?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# You should always be writing to a letter to the daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# mark it for 'The Desk of Jan Moir'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Ok, here's how this works...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Top sciences!
*prints poster-sized and sticks on railway bridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Save the Cheerleader, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Fuck the cheerleader.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# If you insist..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# hehehe....
Also: Is it me, or does that jumper remind you of something else?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# My eyes don't reach down as far as the logo... :P

What is that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Captain Scarlet!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Ahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# It's the Spectrum logo
from Captain Scarlet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Spectrum is Green
that's what they used to say, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# SIG!
:D

Loved that show.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
# am it fluffeh time
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# It is now!!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Miss Teak


Click for bigger (249 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Oh that's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# ta...
it took a looong time... that's one of the perks about having a job you don't want to be at anymore... tedious tasks, as long as they're not work-related, become happy-super-funtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Wonderful stuff...
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ta jpg
everything upright and in order by you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Well, a job would be a result. ;-)
Upright, pretty much (until about 9.00pm, then mostly drunk as a skunk).

Rock n' roll, eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I'm job hunting. I will be unemployed in 3 months unless i find something... we shall see...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# *forms mutual job-hunting society with drbroon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# *works poorly in a team*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# *poisons watercooler*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Bloody top shop sir!!
*Clickety click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# cheers ninj
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Acers
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# haha
looking at beckham in this pic gives me the chuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I'm in the apparent minority who happens to think that she is verr sexeh
and this makes her more so!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# she looks ten times better blue. still not great
(warls77, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# She's starting to look uncannily like Michael Jackson
the older she gets. I preferred her before she got really skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# top stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# very nicely done chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
# SHOES

Erm.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Where is he these days?
Is he still around these parts or lost forever with the likes of Captain Wow and other people I've not seen in ages?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I don't know
I miss his wild style.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I still play with him on Xbox Live
he's just not around as he's got to climb stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] quicker than harold's eye


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha this is ace!
Woo for forgotten super-heroes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# they're the only ones i know
no idea who all these shiny new ones are, i'm sure they actually stopped making them in 1985
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hmm
bananaman
edit : yep i pressed older messages saw that comment made the picture then posted it .... about 4 hours too late
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:41, archived)
# :D
Like this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# pfft
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin dun!!
I know which one has the balls of steel.
(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# An Improvement.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# you like a bit of thatcher cock, eh?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Don't we all?
Actually, pondering that idea has made me physically ill.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# it's like robin to your batman
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue418/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Loving the homeopathy v science thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# *bums newsletter*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
*settles down to read*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I'm not falling for that Subjlols a second time.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# newsletter :D

(herman:D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Oooh, it moves *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)
# very good!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# yaaay!
edit: hahah! "Subjtrolling via theoriginalsteve."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9946639
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I am immune to such childish japes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Do you have the secret magenta skills?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Bastard
not again...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Well at least that makes up for me falling for it.

If it's any consolation the link reference is actually to the post down there where I complain about falling for it :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Oh you arse
Link wasn't purple as I'm on my work laptop!

Twice in one day :(
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Heheheheh...
I leave you with this - my finest ever horselink response.



Click for the full sweary goodness (no horses I promise)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# pure class :D
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Bless Wormulous...
Pretending he had a proper job 'n all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# woo yay headwound
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Nice try...
But not this time, young headwound.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# It's OK
I've already claimed my two victims for each time I fall for it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Reciprocity, eh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Bastard!
Horselinked.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
#
www.horselinkmagazine.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] It became apparent that Batman was not a Billionaire when he unveiled his new car...


(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# eh?
EDIT: these are getting ridiculous
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# How very dare you, sir.
I've never heard of b3ta posts being accused of being ridiculous before!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Did you hear about that inventor
who kept a massive warehouse filled with bathroom suites?

His name was Clive Sink Lair.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# *blinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# There's a special hell reserved for purveyors of such terrible puns, you know!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# who has lairs these days?
Are they not reserved for villians, vagabonds and general baddies?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Boxer who makes hoovers?
Mike Dyson...

*runs*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(__, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Jim Batman?
Oh, sorry - read that wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] dinner dinner dinner dinner....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one Tarquin.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Brilliant!
(Lemming, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Go geddem boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Bloody hell!!
Epic + Win! + *Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# That is effin ace!
:)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Click :DD
(herman:D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# That's classy.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# this about wins the moon
top hole chap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# haha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# This is superb!
Win wins the win
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Real touch of class there Mr Toast
Clickety clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] You don't get any more historical than this...
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Hahah
I love the idea of a crime-fighting fatty acid in a cape :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I love the idea of of a fat crime fighter on acid eating a crepe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# weirdly, this was done last night, but this is still really well done
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Long chain fatty acids have to by synthesised (using protiens, built from amino acids).
Long before anything as complex (in terms of how they are produced in biological systems) as long-chain fatty acids, came life's saviour, SuperAminoAcid Man.

Clearing up the oceans of all of those other, non-essential amino acids, leaving just the favoured 21, fighting for the future of life on this planet.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# He is as clumsy as he is stupid*.
*a trait I share.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Oh beattie!
You are a one!

EDIT: Also, where is that lazy ginger fuck with the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# beattieful
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# :D Needs more paper hat
Those plastic 'taches didn't half make your eyes water
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Yes, but you shouldn't wear
them there.....

;-)

Edit: The Imperial Navy weren't keen on the paper hats, party-poopers the lot of 'em.*

* I was too lazy to shop it in.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I RUINED CHRISTMAS AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Christmas is Rueened :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Bollock moustaches are all the rage in Paris this season don't ya know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Hahhahahaha!
I havent seen one of them for ages!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# the guy on the left
tell me you shopped his feet
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# This rawks.
It reminds me of a post from years ago....

who was it that did the animated B3tastie Boys???
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# On your marks... get set... GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# as predictable as that was, I still laughed heartily
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# ^this.
Lovely lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# heh... :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# You sir have crabs on the brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Apologies for that
It must be crab Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# hahah that made me do a snorty lol
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hehehehehe
There he is... giving it all that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Lol :D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I would liked to have seen him act so big and clever if....
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Fires up iTunes....
20 Seconds to comply by Silver Bullet....

Aceness!

Edit: why does iTunes think Silver Bullet is Bob Seger?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Think yer pretty smart, huh?
Think you can outsmart a bullet?

And in answer to your question, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, was the credited artist on some of his stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I must say
I have NEVER heard of a bullet winning a pub quiz, or being on Universally Challenged.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# What about those Smartbombs..?
Pretty clever, I must say.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Yeah
But I reckon intelligent drum n'bass could have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha, wut?
Intelligent drum n bass

What next?

Existential Breakbeat?
Well-read Grarage?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Thoroughly over-educated Trance
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Slightly mongy house
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# You weren't there man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I was in Nam last month.
It was luckily Beckenham though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, mayhap?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# The Proxy - 40 seconds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuxQNrZUWBU
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# FoldsFive animation in 3...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Robopeeler

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Madame Curie and Radioactive man Discover Radium
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# looks like homer to me
(__, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# well it isnt !
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# haha
you done a homer!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# oh hai homer!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# UP AND AT THEM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Watch OUT Radioactive Man!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Masters of the genocide
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# How festive

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Did you know
Skeletor was He-Man's uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I heard that he used to let him touch him up in exchange for a werthers original
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# That is indeed the chosen perve currency of the over 50s
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# really?
they dont look at all alike. Was it by marriage?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Reminds me of one of my earlierst B3ta efforts


no idea what i was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Bringing fluffeh back?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# YEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)

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