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# Just because I saw his stupid screwed up face on Panorama last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# a good heart
is one of my favourite tracks of all time. Everything else he's done solo is shit

edit: woo to the pic btw
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
Everything else he's done solo is shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Pffft
What, even Teenage Kicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# *flails arms*

ok I'll give him that..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# So where's George?
Is he still crimebusting?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Oh win!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# he got the skillz
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# ...

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# FTW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# So very true
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# from the makers of
He's stolen a tenner from my birthday card

and

Hey!..Where's my Giro?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# haha
and "I can't be arsed to walk up 3 flights of stairs, so you've got everybody's post again"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Dude, where's my giro?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# always worse on a Saturday
gotta wait till friggin' Monday then :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Aaah them were the days...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# and...
"Yeah, I left that parcel under your mat, so no one would be able to see the big box sticking out from under your mat"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Couriers can be just as incompetent
Friend waited in for a parcel delivery. She heard a van outside and saw the courier drive off. Turns out the silly courier met someone in the stairwell of the block who claimed to know the recipient and they signed for it. With a false name.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# "Summoning Parcelforce" is a Vizism for something that can be done very quickly - ie -
in the time that it takes for them to ring the bell and then shove the card through the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I heart Viz
Imagine my surprise... etc...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Make visitors think you've gone mad
By answering the door naked with "Help me" carved into your chest with a razor, while eating shit out of an ice-cream tub with a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# hahahahhaha! bloody ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# : D
good one : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ha most good
MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Excellent :)
Do they all have the same handwriting?
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# That touches me
like an uncle.
clickety click

And you're lucky if they even bother to leave a card round our way grrr.
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# You always hit the nail on the head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# There's a QOTW
in what happened after you watched a movie (like this) with your GF out there lurking methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I totally read that as
GP. I'm an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sherriff's a.... Oh... my bad...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# He he he,
Morning B3ta, how are you smashing people today?

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Smashing!
Though impatient.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Oohhhh why impatient?
Something cool?

Have a beadle kitty to make up for it!


Original here!
www.b3ta.com/links/Jeremy_Beadle_has_been_reincarnated_as_a_kittin
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Yes something cool - I bought lenses and a filter at the weekend and I want them and I want them NOW
But apparently they take 5-7 working days.

Boo.

I was getting over-excited about them this morning, and warned Mrs Vagabond that she's got a week of this.

I feel like Calvin when he orders his helicopter beanie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I got a suprise parcel today
inside it... Hoover bags!!
someone is trying to tell me something
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# empty hoover bags?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# 5 brand new hoover bags
c*nts
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hoover should have a new system
like the phone/cartridge recycling mob

you should be able to fill up your bags with the usual dust and cat hair and shit, then send them to Hoover - and they send you back the empty bags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# That's a good idea
you could create an in'dust'ry for that
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Suppplies!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Ah groovy, What ya got coming?
I have a whole pile of new kit and am currently re-branding my business...... Oh so rock and roll!

I did a job last week for the most high profile clients I've had yet, Lots of people called "lord" and a few "right honourable" people there, I checked and double checked everything the night before, had spares and in some cases two spares of everything, worked my way through the essential shot list, all went well.......... It was 3 hours in before I realised I had my flies undone.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# did you have a tiny camera poking out of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# No, on second thoughts though, maybe I should have gone with that.
"smile for the camera"
*thrusts*
CLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Oh, oh oh! Look at you and your clients!
Aren't you graaaarrnd!

Hahahaha

Nah - this is just a portrait 50mm and a 75-300 zoom.

But I am very bloody fucking excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah, I'm all, like working and stuff! Get me! I may do all of my jobs with my flies undone, see if it brings in more work.
Mmmmmm 50mm, everyone loves them bad boys, the f1.8s are one of the most underrated lenses on the market for both canon and nikon!

Ah, you're a London type aswell, I have found the single greatest cafe, both for its coffee/hot chocolate and the photo opportunities!

Its called scooterworks, just next to waterloo and its like being in a film noir set!
Right here, they are rebuilding their website so google it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Yeah man - looking forward to doing lots of portrait and macro work.
Also got a CPS filter for the zoom - foolishly forgot to get one for the 50mm
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha hopefully not accompanied by the sense of utter crushing disappointment when it actually arrives...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# is this to replace your other, scratched lens
that makes all your pictures look as if its raining?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Ah the classic techiques are often the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# No..rackin' frackin' darnit! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I see that and keep thinking of
this
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# that was the mutt's nuts when i was 12
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# *born in the late-seventies/early-eighties FIVE*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# how I feel today :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# you've put your face on wrong
today PEOPLE have annoyed me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Kill them.
It's the only way they'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# yes
I am thinking about it*

they're the sort of people who only talk to you when they want things


*not really
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# you mean me?
I'll fuck off then
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# No you silly.
The people who are upsetting Nibs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# my face IS on wrong :(

I have photos to prove it
(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# poor Daz
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Pffft.
Also, I found my favourite german insult earlier: Arschgeiger. Literally: "Arse Violin"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# that used to be the sign for dealers..
true facts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# i heard that
but i thought it was a crack house specifically
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# In Mordor it's for turf
To mark where a brother died.

The gangs in Mordor so desperately want to be New Yoik. It's really quite pathetic.

"Watch out! We're the hooligans! Don't corner us, or we might become scallywags!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I heard it marks
where a parachutist hit the wires and lost their boots.
www.snopes.com/crime/gangs/sneakers.asp and news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/8334137.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I like the tunes in that bbc link
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmBwFHz9eD8
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ooh cheers, love a tribe called quest
not heard that one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# lace-ist
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor blimey!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Racist!
*shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# pfft
*pickets*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# No No No. ^ He's not brown, he's black ^.
This one is brown (and that's not being racist).

and his name might well be Harry (or rather Hari - short for Harjinder)
ਇਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਦਾ ਨਾਂ ਬੂਰੀ ਹਰੀ (ਹਰਜਿੰਦਰ) ਹੈ।
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# What are your thoughts regarding the font?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# after some consideration
I don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Is that because
It's for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# ^ WHAT HE SAID
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# take it up with KRS-one
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I turned on the radio
I can't hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# yea if you say so
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Hahhahah! lacist !! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 1st attempt. Do I win a prize?
(VinceWhirlwind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Oh,
Glad to hear it! Carry on.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# heard you the first time ;p
said barryheadwound's stunt double
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I'll have you know I do all my own stunts thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# He he he
Just filling in until you got here guv' *tips hat relinquishes chair*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# as you were...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I don't get it
post it again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Thanks for ruining Tuesday. TWICE.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Twice?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# TUESDAY : RUINED!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# but I love Double-Post Tuesday®

it certainly beats Double-Soup Tuesday® at the orphanarium
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# *rings Social Services*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# it's here:
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9962704
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# ha ha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(thebao, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Heheheheheh
Nice one. Pull up some spam, and shop a croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Das Flippen Floppen

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# super posting
wellcome about
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# yays
nice first post:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# haha, top first postage :D
welcome to b3ta, grill a kitten and leap-frog a chair, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# image is missing for me
could you describe it please?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# It's a schooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Das Slipper
expertly photoshopped into a movie poster of Das Boot.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I saw - I saw a city in the clouds.....


actually, it's a slipper shopped into the Das Boot poster bearing the new title "Das Slipper"

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Sehr gut!
Funf/funf+++
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Coo! This is all of the goodstuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# likewise your image is missing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# My little buzzhat?
Maybe something's wrong with b3tards again :(

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
#
Maybe something's wrong with b3tards Freebs again ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# ^
nothing wrong with b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
#
thanks for the warm welcome =D
i was wondering if multiple entries to a challenge are frowned upon
(thebao, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# nope
enter as many times as you like, but don't spam the board with them (if you want to post loads at the same time, post them as replies in one thread)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# not at all
along as you don't post them all one after the other
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# nope make as many as you want :)

just don't post them one after the other flooding the board
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# /obligatory lemur macro
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# /multi mindwee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# There's cats on my chalk board.....

bloody things.
well...off to work now. : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# woo yay
meow
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Bloody hell, FB, that is FAR too ace!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Utterly Awesome :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# *glees*
Everyone should have a blackboard. I have one in my toilet.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# : D
I agree
and I love that cat pic : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# whoops you're amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Katze!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Dear Mr. Faceburger
Your animations are lully and so are your kittycats. I thought you would like to know this.
Yours sincerely
wuffle (the space bunny)
ps. CLICKYCLICKY
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# : D
thank you v mucho
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Mr Blick?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Wow

"I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Shit off, that's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# this
with added fuckchumps
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# thats pretty damn cool
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# !
a. racist
b. I'm not leaving till you assure me that chalk-cat is unharmed
c. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# yay
fab that:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# :DDDD
woo yay
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# oh dude, wow....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Fuckin' brilliant.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# I want to stop watching
but I can't...
(I helped save b3ta! Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# that's splendid
and reminds me of Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings, which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 7:24, archived)
# Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings
is something I'd completely forgotten about. In fact, even now that I remember, I still can't remember it, and will have to Google it up. But I definitely remember that I used to know what Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings was.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# that is thoroughly brilliant
very well done
(bunglist, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)
# there ARE
cats on my chalkboard
(Pingoo likes cheese, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I know I know : )
you're worse than Hitler!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# bloody marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# so good
I think I've just cum
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Er, come on chaps...er hold the...er...buggers, hold them...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
Torys. Thaaaaah-sands of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# it looks like half his head's missing :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# So nothing new there, then?
then?ooOOoo politix lols!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Barry Foster?
woo you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I made this to celebrate being able to post
It's not worth it's own thread so I'll just leave it here



Inspired by this article, in particular paragraph 6, in which Boris discusses the virtues of a classical education.
(Meagrom, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# And it's already gone from the main page in the time it took me to post that.
Oh well.
(Meagrom, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Discuss.


And by discuss, I mean post some pictures that will amuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# its almost the same shape!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# : D
ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'm so mediocre I could never reach the so bad it's good area :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I believe that you are in your own area.
So bad it is offensive to all senses at the same time.

And with that, I'm off for an interview! LATERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# good luck Sush'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Good luck for your interview!
Hope all goes well. Don't drop your trousers or anything similar (unless that's part of the interview process in which case what the heck kind of job are you after?!)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Don't tell 'em anything
They're trying to trap you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Don't tell 'im Pike!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# GOOD LUCK REDSUSHI! WHOOP! WHOOP!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# IT looks like an aged botty bumbum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I'm sorely tempted to become a spammer...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# I was thinking that myself.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Needs more lemmings.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# With a few rare exceptions,
I've found that the number of replies is inversely proportional to the time spent on the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# you forgot "read the faq mountain"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# fair amount of replies
but where does it fall on the graph?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Hur hur hur.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# ahh I havent used this little chap in a while
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha ha What?
In fact, you know what? I really don't want to know... It's wonderful in its mystery! Click
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# pusscopter!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# *glees*
Ear Z! 10 points!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I't a nice thought, but I think this is more accurate:
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I dunno, there definitely seems to be a lot of grouping together in the bottom left...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Maybe that's the clique I keep reading about
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Nah that'd be in the top left
/controversially insulting blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# spammer banned
spam spam

MODEDIT: thanks for using the mailus / messageboard stuff form to alert mods about this. This is exactly what I need you to do. Cheers.
(kiddyedy, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hes back!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Another great first post....
...would be welcome. Naff off
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# ^ Mods please ban this cockend
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# ^ mods please listen to prodge

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Prodge for Mod!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# MODGE FOR PROD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# PODGE FORM ROD!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Prod the Prodge!
and: we have mods here?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# shadowy sweaty secretive characters who shy away from daylight
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# gingers?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Maybe. I couldn't possibly comment
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Ah, the never ending conundrum.
the never ending conundrum.How to mod a popular internets forum while not actually being there for much of its activities. Been there didn't like the sweatiness.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Oh no!
You never prod the Prodge. He goes bright fuchsia and utters unspeakable things about yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Oh dear :(
Oh dear dear me *fears*
sorry Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# You leave my mum out of this.
And I'll leave this out of your mum.
*zips*


(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I can say what I like
He's had me on ignore for year:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# God help us all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha yes - empty screen time!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Steady on!
Let's not be rash ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I say we bring back pasanonic.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# What happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Ooo don't bring that up when P69 is around... :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I wouldn't worry.
I think that he has written a program so that his computer automatically switched off at the mere mention of Pasa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I love it that you're the ones who mention his name

then turn around and accuse me of going on about him all the time...when I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# You don't...but you did have some award winning arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# yes we did...but I'm still not the one going on about him.


it's all these fucknuts waggin' their fingers and blaming me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *huggggggles*
He's all gone now. All gone.
actually the only things I know about him come from threads like these so maybe I'm not qualified to comment
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I dunno, he just went with a number of the regulars....
Cap'W, Earl, MAIOF, and a bunch of others.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# They're all dead Dave....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# who's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# They're all dead dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# What about Petersen?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Not Cap'W? Surely not Earl'?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ^ mods, get off your scooters and ban him
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ^Mods, please listen to Porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# ^ mods, I would like breakfast in bed today
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ^ mods, please could you make it nice and sunny today
please could you make it nice and sunny todayI'm cold and fed up of the grey skies. Thank you.
Yours sincerely
Wuffle (the Space Bunny)

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Yep, I'm with you on this one.
smite the little scrote so hard his cock falls off.
Edit: He's only got a second account under another name on Links as well.... He is persistent I'll give him/her/it that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# He was banned last week.
Obviously just created a new account. Passed details on to rob etc.

Think he'll probably do an IP ban this time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Yay for following due process!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# done!
in fact, I think a few of have reported him :D

mob justice
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# FEAR THE WRATH OF THE ORIGINAL STEVE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# *tampers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Mmmm
foreplay:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# That's what Mr Bunny says too.
Maybe he's secretly Klingon.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# That's the sexah klingon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Qapla'!
^ might be the only Klingon I speak despite listening to the CDs twice through
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# *jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha
point taken :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Antimatter?
THat's matterist!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Did you know,
that if you expanded an atom to the size of St Pauls Cathedral, the nucleus would be the size of a fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# oooooh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# What, a bluebottle, or one of those skanky shit-flies?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# If they were evils
would they be called Dark Matter?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# only when wearing top hats and sporting a mustache
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# One that they can twirl between thumb and forefinger?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# What's the antimatter with you?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# But they already did...
Edit Emailed The Management. Let's see what sort of response time they work on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Top modding!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I hope they don't delete this thread.
It's the most activity I've seen here for some time.
and I'm enjoying the unusual thrill of posting at the same time as others might be
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# You buy Nikes shoes, genuine from webpage! Buy now, cheap! Good nike!
edit: just reporting to rob now

edit: yay!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
Thanks for info.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Oh dear
EDIT: That's OK Mr. Mod Edit. How is Mrs. Mod Edit and all the little Mod Edits?

Spam spam spam spam. Spam spam spam spam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Your mum still owes my dog fuck money
(MrTiddles Iz forgit MeowsKeez, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# FP this now!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Congratumalations!
On getting far more posts than images people may have worked hours* on.
*or minutes
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Like moths,
they flock to the flames.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Is a myth a dead moth?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Or a female moth
with a lispth?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Or a dead female moth.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Aww :(
Poor myth moth. Poor poor myth moth.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I am clicking this right now
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I'm with you on this sir
I'm too busy to b3ta. Will someone take over for me please? ta.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Something to do with mobile phones
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# That guy from last week
flogging his crappy mobile phone webshite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# AND he couldn't even be bothered to post a picture of them.
bah grumble
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Debut - so play nicely......
(Narcotic Monkey Neither a narcotic nor a monkey., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I wish my first post had been this good.
But it wasn't. I do remember accidentally starting a very funny thread about filesize, cropping and general competence though

*remeni... reminisc... reminsicni.... remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# neatly done!
Good fontage :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Congratulations and wellcome

Your first post went like clockwork

and earns a click
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Haha
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# welcome !
pull up a kitten,you'l never leave, blah blah.
fine post.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Phoar

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Nice one n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# hahahhaha, now that is an ace first post :D
welcome to b3ta, ride a kitten into battle and bring the fight to the stools, you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Thanks for the welcome, I've been lurking far too long and it took me 3 months to actually post something (due to lack of inspiration and work getting in the way).

(Narcotic Monkey Neither a narcotic nor a monkey., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)
# *encourages*
The Vengaboys. What happened to them? They weren't even all boys.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Well..
Quiet board means i dug out the tablet..

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# oo that's nice
good choice of colours an that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# If the tablet did that to you, then I would suggest you stop taking em right away!
oh and maybe see a Doctor about those wings, can't be healthy having wings like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I have a B3ta account...
...what could be worse for my health? :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# a 4chan account
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# 4chan gold account.
I use 4chan more than is healthy (i.e. once or twice a week).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Is that like
Chris Morris' casual heroin use?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# A good point , and well made.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Nicely
TJ anyone know how I get shot of Yahoo Toolbar from Firefox? It's been vexing me for months and now I've finally decided to kill it to deth I can't find any way to make it go away :/

No worries. Barbarossa singlehandedly solved the problem and shone a huge big spotlight on my incompetence :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Is it in Tools Add-ons?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# *uber-facepalm*
Will be back after FF has restarted to complete the uninstall.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Is it not in your add/remove programmes?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# No it's what Barb said...
after running half a dozen google searches and checking all manner of forum threads, and fuming at my control panel wondering why it wasn't showing, it was as simple as that.

*re-facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Looks cool
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# hahahah
that makes me laugh this 9.25
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# there'll be another 9.25 tomorrow
around the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Pffft
My friend's missus was convinced the clocks went forward this weekend just gone.

I was unable to veryify whether she believed this because of the title of the newsletter or not, but I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# ha
I got all excited

then it turned out it was all LIES and FALSEHOODS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
# will there be an amusing film poster to go with it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# oh yes
it will be MOVIEPOSTERLOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# hoorayS
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Ha ha!
Sums it up nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Full disclosure:
Film posters are one of my favourite kinds of compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# ^ this
There's nothing intrinsically wrong with them if done with a little imagination.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Garg!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# ^ agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(Trull, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Er, 9.26.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# The coolest film of the year!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# *punches with fists of spanging pans*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# That's my drunken movie.
If ever I come home drunk and have the place to myself, invariably that goes on, as I have a kebab and another beer.

Invariably Mrs Vagabond finds me sparko on the sofa covered in kebab and/or beer at about the point he says "That, Jed, is a rock."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# "Are you with me....
... or do you need me to draw it in crayon, like usual? "
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# "Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Simple ideas are normally the best
Malkovich MalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovich
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I suppose a throbbing air con would be a bad thing
arf! ;)

Morning the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# i didnt change that tagline
it just seemed to fit quite well
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Indeed.

I think I meant to point that out in my initial response.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Haven't The Mirror
spelt Andrenaline wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ALBIONISM, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:37, archived)
# One hour.
This cannot stand b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)
# i'm gunna dror a pichur
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)
# has u neerly finishd it?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# I haz drewn a picshur..
its man who got up to answer phonecall which was

"HI This Government banking right off thing of debt lolz"

..and on returning findz tea cold and bourbons gone :(

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)
# i has neerly starteds it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Is it has a dead? :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Maybe its leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Haz allergies? loL! :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# perhaps he's so gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Do not fear!
It will all be absorbed by it been a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# B3ta's final word
Marilyn refuses to suck off any more tramps. Well, not this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# The name Betty Grable
always sounds like a character from a Roald Dahl book to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# seamless :D
good nings b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:26, archived)
# Kick him in the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:36, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:41, archived)
# Kick the bone out of his cunt....
(chrisedebo has found a sentence that fits in his signatu, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Marvhellus
What a great way to start my day
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)
# first click o' the day!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Is that from Superfly?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Hahah yes
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)

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