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# Just had a go at one of these at lunchtime...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# BBBBCCCCC
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# VALUE VALUE VALUE VALUE VALUE B B B B C C C C C?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# "A SNAAAAKE A SNAAAAKE"!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I hope you lot realise
some poor cunt earning £3.50 an hour has to sort these out at th end of the day.

Hope you sleep well at night...

and pffft obviously
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It's him, and he's on £3.70 an hour...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# fantastic works :) have a click
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha - wonderful!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# oldie but goldie.....
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Pah! Have a related P. . .

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Awww.
He's frightened he's doing a bad job!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Why are those nice men showing me their matching underpants?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hooray for old jokes!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Woof!
Woof Arf!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Woof, woof !
The police came round my house today to tell me that my dog was chasing a man on a bike... I told em to bugger off, my dog doesn't even have a bike...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Arf.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
#

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Mnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Been a while since I did this sorta thing. (Said the priest to the handmaiden)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# That's rather well done!
*Click*
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Now CHOKE yourself!
Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
*edit for accurate quote :P
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# You now have a better description on the image challenge page ;)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Chars
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Nicely.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# "MATT DAMON!"
/team america
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Can you see what I've done?
It's pretty subtle...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# shopped only etc....
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# MAT DAMON
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# grintastic
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I'll just drop this here...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Stay right where you are; I'm just going to drop this shipping container full of spanging pans on your head...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# ARRRRGH! DEPLOY BATTLE SPANGS!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Aaargh!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# :D
Excellent punnage!

If I may:
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Oof!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Spang

S P A N G ! - S P A N G ! - S P A N G !
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# crikey
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Good grief!!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# yo yo yo benkai, imma let you finish but that picture someone did once with the seagulls when that plane crashed
and the seagulls are like wooah whats that crazy seagull doing and then he hits the plane is the best seagull image ever.

edit: yours is alright though.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Haha. I remember that one.
Barry I believe :)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The greatest live B& ever?

(it was this or 'Red Hot Brian Peppers'...)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
For a moment I thought Brian Blessed was Rory McGrath

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# he has a bit of a peter sutcliffe look about him in that picture
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# HAMMERTIME!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Maybe he is Peter Sutcliffe?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# well, McGrath's an Arsenal fan
which is surely a sign of evil if ever there was one
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Good shout
I love the way Pete is wearing what appears to be a windsurfing jumper. Is this appropriate dress for a convicted serial killer in jail?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# it appears to say 'pions'
perhaps he has taken up an interest in particle physics?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Ah, I did love that classic "Boseamian Rhapsody"
;D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Yes!
SPANG!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# And what instrument does Joey Deacon play?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Is that Vimod?
In the daytime?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] apart from, of course, the b3ta band
of course the b3ta band
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Maybe not the greatest
but definitely a very good live bampersan.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Full Metal Meme
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# aaaaargh!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# haha
fuck yes - the exact same expression
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# ^this
"Lawrence? That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty??"
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Holy Mother!
That's far too close for comfort...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# How about now?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# *falls backwards off chair*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *looks down*
'y all right? Would you like a jelly-baby?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# oooOOOooo!
Any yellow ones left?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# ...No...
Only the black ones.
*deposits yellow ones in secure location*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# :(
Meany.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# That's what I imagine the "Daemon Lord of Gluttony" to look like
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# heheheheh
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# haha superb!
*click*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Thankee kindly!
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Shuriken!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Win!
This is a thing of beauty
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# This scribbler thang is cool :D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Scribblers of the world unite!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
steamboat willy
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# cock
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# or steaming willy boat
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Penis.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
I knew it would only be a matter of time before you sank to the same depths of the rest of us :D Nobody can resist the call of the CDC for very long....
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# It's my first (_!_)
I always wondered why the Centres for Disease Control was being mentioned.

Getting the pink just right was the problem (except that it is a jpeg issue and it is just plain old magenta >;->

*edit* Also, it isn't on my handy, laminated, printout of the Meme Periodic Table - shurely this is not a new element????????

goes to teh loo - bursting
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Dick
"say what ya see!"
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# RIS
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Informative and interesting
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# They've got "chode" wrong
If you've seen the film slumdog millionaires, you might remember at the beginning when the nice police officer calls the boy मात चोद (ਮਾਤਾ ਚੇਦ, mata chode) which is hindi for mother fucker. mata being mother (they are indo-european languages in nothern india so mata and pita roughly equate to mater and pater in latin or mother and [aspirate the p to become a ph] father [ie, phather]) and chode being fucker. Normally you might call someone a ben chode (sister fucker) or make fun of them if there name happens to be 'Ben'. You can be imaginative and use other things such as ਰੋਗੀ ਬਕਰੀ ਚੋਦ'rogi buckri chode' diseased goat fucker). Lots of fun.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# See also Twin Town
with the subtitled bit in the Indian restaurant
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Yup
Never seen it or heard of it before but it is in this clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=flYwN5bAEgE
That word doesn't have any meaning any more (the clip is playing as I type this - those mata chodes)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Nah, Chode is the perineum.
not that i'm saying you're wrong, clearly not, that's a very concise explanation you've given. but Chode is the perineum and therfore has multiple meanings.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# bam!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ‘Twas Only A Dream, Goshdarnit


Click for bigger (89 kb)

As Lil Maestro gazed up at the gloriously colossal trunks of flesh, towering over him and graciously enveloping him, the Lil M’s lil alarm clock screamed out a lil and just like that the lil guy’s best chance (in years) at romance, real or otherwise, went kaput.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Pardon?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# excuse me?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
#
still don't get it? geez, maybe i'm doing something wrong.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Soo papa troo papa...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Ace as always Ninj. The guy 2nd from the left. Who he?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# brian peppers
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# The man. The legend.
The wrongly accussed kiddie fiddler.
Peppers
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# And, I leave my balls here, if that's ok
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# WIIIILSOOONNNN!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Predictable, but efficient mind-piss
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I haven't seen Castaway in ages.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Hacking out a wisdom tooth with ice-skates
What other film would have that?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# It's a surprisingly good film, really. Quite a lot of near silent scenes which work well to illustrate the life of the lonely man and his beachball friend.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Hanks should have got an Oscar for that
rather than Forrest Gump or Philadelphia
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# WILLLLSSOOOON!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# "..if he survived the freezing process"
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# WOW!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha
My favourite decoration
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# More Balls!
Freezing filtering process.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# No filters there, I'm afraid :)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I... don't understand
Witchcraft?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# haha!
it's a mesh :)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# HE'S INNOCENT
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# He touched a nurses bottom and made the world sad.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Who cares, he has a face like a burst balloon.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Nice meme-age!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# The gang's (nearly) all here!
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Henry was holiday
:D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hehe
nice one

I love Brandow
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Fantastic
unlike that film, probably... because I'd never actually watch it
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Oh, you should...
If only for Piers Brosnan's 'singing'

*fears*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Haha, this ^
It's like a stoned moose being strangled...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# which raises another question for HRT-takers...
Why, if you like ABBA, would you buy a CD of non-professional singers ruining songs that you like?

www.amazon.co.uk/Mamma-Mia-Movie-Soundtrack-Cast/dp/B001AVSUBO

And if I never see PB in a film again it will be too soon...*rage*

How are you sir?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# It was a scary experience.
But, it was Christmas, and I didn't have charge of the TV remote...

I'm ok, thanks, sir - you well?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Yeah, easter starts in 2 and a half hours!
You sorted out yet?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# AAAARGHHH!!!!!!!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Smug is in his Element!
Also, for Archie-

Too quick and shitty to put in a new thread.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I like this image so much, I'd buy the company :)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Has this never been done before?
Still, it's an idea. I've never voted for image challenge suggestions, so I might as well start now :)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# If i click that can I whore mine?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I've already clicked that as well :)
whore away, squire
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I'm so gonna start work on entries for these two ideas
Even if they don't get chosen they still rock.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# What did they mean by a long time ago in a galaxy far far away?
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# 6 years
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# That is a long time ago
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# planet of the mimes!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# This isn't news
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# lol
makes you wonder what the star wars variant of those people who claim that god exists because the moon is the exact angular size of the sun (although it isn't for most of the time) are going to say: 'star wars is real because the death star's weapon is proportionally the same as in the moon mimas'? We'll be finding the word 'Allah' in aubergines or christ's face on toast next (or an OM in the mandelbrot set)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Yes.
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#

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# What's the deal with space food?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# You eat it
and within a light year, you want it all over again?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# At least you get £1 off if it takes more than 12 parsecs to deliver...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# *points*
that's no moon, it's a space station...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# That's not a moon...
Now, that's a moon.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Waka Waka Waka
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# eye eye
had a go on that scribbler everyone is larking on about
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# link?
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#
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# Or not. Something like that.
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# This is it.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ah, not this one then:
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# The web thing on that is very similar, but you can customise the scribbler one.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
#
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# ta
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# scribbler?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Don't take back my thanks, I found the real link :(
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:57, archived)
# thanks
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#
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# this is fun!
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#
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# www.mictoboy.co.uk
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# Hooray!
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# :D
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# hahahahah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone
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# Top Ballsing!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# hahahah
are those Jaws teeth?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I've had him
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# that explains his expression...
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# *prays for this to happen*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# scroll up
it has
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Good god, man!
You're right!

Why is this not on the Beeb's website?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# No, he'll just turn into a very desirable rug.
:)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# TJ Asky:
Who here is Barry Cronin?

Please tell me sharpish!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# He's not Cronin me
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Anyone?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Is it Barryheadwound?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# That tiger's not holding on to it. It seems to be stuck to it's paw
No thumbs, you see
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I see you know your Tigers, sir!
No thumbs indeed? Well well.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# careful, you guys are endgangered
nicley *click*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Meanwhile, on Hoth...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Starwars needs to be re-made
With penguins. And Polar-bears. And crabs. And elephants. Are you the man for the job?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Don't forget leopards and pandas
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# This is great!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# It'd make an interesting image challenge... 'remake Star Wars with animals'
*awaits star wars nay-sayers*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# We could expand it
"Find film roles or other useful endeavours for endangered species so that they can avoid extinction by becoming useful."

or something.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# sounding like a plan
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# As they watch the snowspeeders fly over they all fall over backwards :)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# some of them really could't give a toss about the empire...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Some of them are too busy with proper jobs...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# or bank jobs...

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I can't remember seeing that one!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# 'The One'?


/they're both old, old, old
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# NYOM NYOM


thanks to monstrinho do biscoito for the source
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Nicely animated sir!
Have a *click* for your troubles...

:D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# thank you ninj :)
(i was too lazy to make his arms quiver though, meh)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nom-nom-nom
With that expression, they're probably the heretic BBQ flavour ones.
*woo and click by the way
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# fanks!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
I hope they are beef flavour
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# HIGH FIVE!
EDIT: EIGHT!!!

:D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# haha
unshopped AFAIK

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahahha. Very nicely done.

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# that is the exact hand quiver mine needed
:D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha!
click!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# im so bored
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# this is so daft
I like it
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I HAVE A WHOPPER
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# i prefer MalcXDonalds
woo
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# "I have ice cream ... "
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
#
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#
i have om nom nom
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I too, couldn't resist the Ed Balls source

Hasty work-shop.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahahah! Holy fuck!!! *fears*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# AAARGH TEH BALLS-FEAR
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Tell me about it...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Hand-balls!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# oh sweet shitting christ on a bike
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I agree.
I wanted to animate this chasing someone but alas, I have no access to After Effects at work (plus I should be working)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# wow!!!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Phone Doodle

For some reason I drew this chap whilst on the phone to a client : /
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# er..
was your client.. how can I put this.. making you 'excited' in some way?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# When I got my latest 'phone, I discovered the drawing pad while on a boring train journey.
Naturally my first reaction was to draw a big cock and send it to all my mates.

EDIT: Discovery of the B3ta moon?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8594101.stm
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# A cock with a cock?
If Mr Giger's original drawings been rejected, this is probably what the Alien's head would have looked like..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# he looks ecstatically surprised
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# must be tough when your feet are also your testicles
woo
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ahhh, phone doodling:

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# damn!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I tried to leave, but couldn't..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
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(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
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(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# cccccccccombo breaker
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# It's your DUTY!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# It's your birthright!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I love the colours of Battenburg, but marzipan & I don't get on..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# just taste the colour and not the marzipan
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Sounds like a hippie mantra.
*takes LSD*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Hippies you say?
Bloody hippies:

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Fantastic taggage!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# fair enough i think
if people are abusing freedom of speech by encouraging others to hate and kill people
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# The upsetting thing about freedom of speech
is that it allows people to express different points of view.

Either you want freedom of speech, or you don't.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:09, archived)
# no, its not as black and white as that. I'm all for freedom of speech
but when it crosses the line into inciting racial hatred (which is illegal) i think the law should step in.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Don't get me wrong - I totally agree.
I think people who's point of view I don't agree with should be shut down as well.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# You can't have...
...a right without a responsibility for how you exercise that right.

But that's what people want!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I don't see how exercising one's right to express one's opinion is irresponsible.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# well it depends on what that opinion is
if it's "i think we should raise interest rates" then that's fair enough, if it's "i think we should find a shop owned by a jewish person and burn it down with his whole family inside" then i reckon that's pretty irresponsible.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# IE - what you deem to be the incorrect/wrong opinion to hold.
Sounds like fascism to me.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Not so much
Benito's example is straightforwardly incitement to violence. And would have been illegal even before PC laws on incitement to hatred.

I think the dividing line between free speech and criminal speech is simply that you can say what you like, unless what you want to say is that any physical or psychological harm should come to anyone you disagree with.

"Jeremy Clarkson is a clunt" is fine.
"Jeremy Clarskon is a clunt and deserves to die" is fine.
"Jeremy Clarkson is a clunt and deserves to die and someone should do something about it" is incitement to violence and worthy of imprisonment.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# All of those could cause physical or psychological harm.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# im unsure whether you are disagreeing with me that burning a shop full of jewish people down is wrong.
Please clarify.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# No.
It's about whether or not you agree people should be allowed to express their opinions - whether or not you agree with them.

Because it seems to me that you only want those who's opinions you approve of to be allowed the right to express them.

That is exactly - EXACTLY - what fascism did.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# so is your image above a swipe at the
anti-fascism movement in general or just at their view that the fascists should be denied a platform?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# "Anti" fascists are just fascists in different clothes.
Hence - "burying irony in the name of righteousness".
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# What about the people who are anti-fascist
who also think that fascists should be given a platform?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# what if you encourage people to hate Nazis?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# This is the best advice I have ever read.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ..but a Battenberg without marzipan
would just be a crap 4 colour rectangular cake....
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# .. that doesn't taste of marzipan.
*clicks*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Civilisation peaked with the invention of Battenburg.
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#
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# Principal photography for the Tron sequel?
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaargh
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Curses! Foiled again..
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Meme or Battenburg?
Meme or Battenburg?

Decisions!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Battenburg
go to member page
click on Battenburg link
download image file
print out Battenburg
cut out, fold and stick together
put on top of speaker next to computer monitor as a frail reminder of the incongruous mixture of reality and imitation that computing is

Make sure you have someone keep your shoe laces and your belt whenever you look at it (mine is staring at me now - creepy little bastard
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaahaha
top series :D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I fought the eternal struggle & lost.
Epic fail.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# hahahhahah! these are all brilliant :D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Brilliant stuff!
*Click*

:D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
I fuck on the first date
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# and I thought it was his wife who was pregnant
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# SECOND HOME ALLOWANCE TO BE REPLACED BY PERSONAL GREGG'S THE BAKERS STORE IN OWN HOME
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
#
HOME AORTA
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] All aboard!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# This is full of woo.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# This is not getting enough woos
woo!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Woo :D
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# He's been eating his constituents again...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# haha
Silly Dave - babies is for kissing, not for eatings
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# come here, wee man.... I'M GONNA EAT YOOOOUUU!! I'm higher in the food chain than you!! GET IN MAH BEEELLLLYYYYY!!!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Like in that film?
Society?

That's what I imagine the Tory party conference to be like
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Holy shit, i think I saw that YEARS ago...
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# tv is slimming
im guessing that bike clip was shopped
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# fear him
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Arrrgh
the bollock-headed portents of doom
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# the little versions look just like rodney dangerfield
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha They do as well!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# oh god
that makes me feel ill

much like this...



and another



(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Ravana
Bow to his superiority

(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# This is an outrage!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# An outrage?
THIS IS LAAABOOOUUUURRRRRRRR
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Brown and Balls in Spartan outfits
*shudder*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# oooh idea!
*Wanders off to photoshop*
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# i did consider using that head :)
but in the end, pig bollocks solved it. as they always do.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# haha!
fly my pretties
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I like this - HARD!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Fucking yes
Trippin' Balls are go!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# fuck thats good
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)

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