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(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)

Noice :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)

Tory party : full of Harrow-boned goodness

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)

Ah hahahaha

very good

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)

Trolololotics

Idea stolen from/suggested by Hitler's Barber.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)

So which is better

Star Trek Trololo or the remix?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)

I'm not laughing at this until I know whether or not that russian bloke was a mental patient out for a walk

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)

Hahaha

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)

Know your meme!

knowyourmeme.com/memes/trololo-edward-hill-russian-rickroll

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)

ha!

he's still wearing the same suit now as he did 42 years ago

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)

That site is wonderful :)

This never fails to amuse, either: knowyourmeme.com/photos/23371

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)

Arf!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)

Well obviously.

You'd never find the bottlenosed dolphin in Canadian territorial waters.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)

Actually...

Rare, but not unknown.
cascadiaresearch.org/Robin/Ttstatus.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cetacea_range_map_Bottlenose_Dolphin.png

They do go on holiday now and then.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)

this is my favourite bit of knowledge for today

*awards*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)

hahahaha

excellent

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)

I'm not taking the blame for this!

XD
Trolololtics

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)

Technically stolen from Andy......

Click for bigger (296 kb)

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)

sneaky thread deletion.

Edit button is your friend etc etc.

b3ta.com/board/9996304

edit: everyone needs monkey butlers. Tell me when im going to get mine!

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)

Your click for bigger doesn't actually appear to be any bigger.

Also - something about repeated posts pushing other people's work down the board.

Not that anybody seems to care about that sort of thing in this day and age. I don't know, bloody bleeding heart liberals* round here these days.

* other political parties are available

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)

Magic Eyes forever frustrated the mighty Cyclops.

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Curis, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)

I once dated a girl with strabismus

Lovely girl, but no 3D vision.

Have a 3D pic.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)

She'd have loved Clash of the Titans

the 3D version is rubbish... oh wait it wasn't just the 3D...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)

Is it? I know the 3d was an awful tacked-on affair

but I had high hopes for the film itself

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)

I've only seen the 2D version of Alice in Wonderland

Apparently the 3D version isn't as good.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)

No the film is a big let down

the original still stands as the better of the two - there is a small nod to the original with the mechanical owl which plays a very brief cameo. The 3D in of itself is good but the film doesn't make proper use of the technology as there is a lot of fast action sequences that just look dark and blurry in 3D and it's very hard to focus on what's going on - also because of the scale of the monsters the 3D doesn't work as it's clipped by the boundaries of the screen and the effect works much better when the 3D elements are within the boundaries thereby appearing to come out of the screen.

The movie is a 'meh!' update probably better seen in 2D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)

So, it's not proper 3-D?

Explain? Is it like a series of cardboard cutouts stood at different distances to each other?

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Curis, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)

And the cinema staff run up and down the aisles with the cutouts

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)

Actually when you watch it it's not far from looking exactly like cardboard cutouts with a Depth of Field effect

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)

They filmed it with 2d cameras

then added the 3d in post, when avatar did well.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)

That would explain why it's so hit and miss - mostly miss

looks like I chose the wrong film for my first look at the new 3D.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)

Oh, bums.

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Curis, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)

Oh that's fucking shit.

I was thinking about going to see it in 3D, as my first experience of the new 3D... I don't think I'll bother now.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)

Yes I made that mistake

it probably better watching in 2D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)

I'm even second-thoughting that

I might just watch the original again. I'll download it from torrents. FUCK YOU DIGITAL ECONOMY BILL!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)

That'd be so awkward.

You'd never be able to look into her eyes without wondering if she was gazing lovingly at someone just behind you.

It'd work well for love triangles though.

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Curis, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)

so if you put on weight

she would just assume you were standing closer?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)

Oh, it's a sailboat...

edit: Top stuff btw :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)

I feel like that the whole time

I've just never been able to do those or the 3D pictures that get posted here all they do is give me an headache.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)

hahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)

Shit me!

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Curis, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)

Haha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)

hahahaha I saw it in the end

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)

haha it's like it poops out at you

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)

I can't believe

I just fell for that!

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)

hehehe....

Have an animated jpg, in that case:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)

Wait, an animated jpg?

What sorcery is this? HTML5? Web2.0? USB3?

(lovely illusion)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)

It's done with mirrors*

*may not be done with mirrors.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Curis, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)

I hope your curtains are like this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)

Oddly, there are no curtains in this flat.

/natural light blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)

I made one with no hidden image

because I'm a bit of a shit like that sometimes.

It's interesting to see what people make of it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)

Schooner

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)

Never had that before!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)

no it's not, IT'S A SAILBOAT!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)

Gazza in a shellsuit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)

A unicorn savaging a dolphin with a chainsaw

Or lines. Vertical lines.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)

So close!

It was a porpoise

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)

It's a sheet of paper. Up close.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)

(.......shuddders..........)

Click for bigger (329 kb)

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)

Is there a

"Oh holy jeebus, I wish I could unsee this" button?

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)

Bit rich after that Widdecombe horror you posted earlier.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)

I am truly sorry*

*maybe

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)

He looks pretty happy about it.

Just imagine the Huuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound he'd make.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)

gak!

now I cant unsee this or unthink the sound....

nooooooo!

*dies*

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)

Huuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)

just imagine how low his jaw drops

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)

Ed Balls is on his knees just out of shot

(Mr Man A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the cat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)

hahaha

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)

It burns into the back of your mind

Doesn't it?

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)

~~mind~~ throat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)

"Suck my balls, Brown!"

"Ha, no. Balls sucks me."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)

And this is how he got it =D

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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)

I like the interactive voting experience you get

when the Tate Modern is used as a polling station...

My Gallery

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)

Peter Mandleson, Shirley?

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)

You arty, wooey person!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)

I like this.

*does the thing one does when one likes something*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)

Put that thing away! :O

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)

But I washed* it and everything!

*Admittedly, that was last week.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)

Neatly!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)

haha! That deserves an arty *click*!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)

hahaha, very inspired stuff (again!)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)

You and your genius sicken me!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)

you're too clever

they'll take away your voting rights if you're not careful

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)

This could win so many Compo's

(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)

enclickens

I likes this a lot

(ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)

Fantastic

I can see BBC news stealing this for their traditionally pointless election night graphics.

(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)

Yes!

(unpronouncable, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)

It's green and it's runny

and don't think it's funny
'cos it's snot.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)

Peculiar Plant Man’s Super Strange Saga

Click for bigger (159 kb)
It's hard to know when to stop...loving plants.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)

Poor Prince Charlie

what will he do now?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)

I do like your style, you broken-headed freakazoid hippy, you.

Do you make the models yourself as well?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)

thanks!

thank you kind sir, i appreciate it. and yeah - I make all models - wire armature wrapped in foam rubber, then dressed. and head is baked/painted sculpey clay. just like mine, i suppose.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)

Quick and shit and probably bindun

www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/08/guy_kewney/

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brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)

he did look ill

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)

Hahah forever linked in history.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)

This is me, on the street, moments ago

Photoshop? Pah? I'm kickin' it old-skool. David Cameron's head on a stick*! Lots more later.

(*today, I roam hands-free with a pair of converted safety goggles)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)

You swine, sir!

I'd just managed to get 'David Cameron's Head on a Stick' out of my head....

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)

Here, have these...

Click for bigger (151 kb)

(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)

Thankfully, they're not

/reading 'T'

I love Cameron's beard in the top image too - nicely done

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)

Mmmm.

This is the second time you have defended the masons. Would you like to declare an interest?

(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)

Ha ha ha. Do a search.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)

Look at his username!

and his apron

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)

and the stonecutters car sticker!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)

your car has one of it's tyres rolled up

or something

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)

that may explain why it needed four new ones for the MOT last month

*blames the masons*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)

haha

I work round the corner from your boys main gaff. I do like the little shops full of paraphenalia, they amuse me endlessly.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)

I have yet to traverse down to Gt. Queen Street

am hoping to do so in October and have a poke around there :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)

I got a poke around there.

Cheap as chips. In fact, I think she dropped them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)

Badum...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)

...Tsh

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)

We'll have no Russian consonants in here...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)

you are taking the piss, right? ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)

Which secret ritual does that feature in?

3800 posts until www.b3ta.com/board/10000000. Who will get the post?
Will it be a regular? A lurker? A new person? A spammer offering phentermine?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)

the 'taking -of-the-piss' ritual

it even has it's own handshake, but you have to wash your hands first

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)

Not that secret then

if you're telling us, like.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)

*all hail the holy hand driers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)

I wonder if it will roll back back round to 000000

like a car speedometer. That'd be fun. B3ta's own little millennium bug.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

Nah, the end sequence will play, and we'll all end up back at the menu screen.

Then it's just a wait for "B3ta 2" to be released. Hopefully Rob will showcase it at the next E3.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)

I'm kind of hoping they'll call b3ta 2

G4mma

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)

Maybe it'll cause a rift in time

And we'll end up at web.archive.org/web/20010723123310/http://www.b3ta.com/
Looking at the archives from 2002... nothing seems to have changed. The layout is pretty much the same.
web.archive.org/web/20020531185914/http://www.b3ta.com/

Maybe we could have a challenge... "B3ta through time. b3ta in history and the future!"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)

Nope.

*Admits total ignorance*

(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)

(5 minutes later)

Consider me wiki-educated*

*Some knowledge may be incorrect

(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)

hehe

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)

check out the top QOTW answer in my profile :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)

he loves teh bricks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)

best of all the house building materials

they're my friends

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)

Brick games...

Tetris v Breakout?

insert poll here

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)

Breakout all the way!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

I played Tetris so much in the 90s I used to dream about it.

Nowadays I just dream about wanking and eating crisps. I don't know which is the more pleasurable pasttime.

insert poll here

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)

BREAKOUT!

No wait. Tetris.

I wonder if you can combine the two?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)

Breaktris!

edit: www.halfbakery.com/idea/Tetris_2fBreakout_20combo_20two-player_20game

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)

TETROUT!

EDIT: hahaha phenomenal. Everything has already been thought of :D

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)

bTrEeTaRkIoSut

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)

I love that pic with the shadow

Is there a bigger version of that?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)

here

(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)

Excellent, cheers!

Is there a bigger version of that?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)

Sorry.

That's the biggest I did. It was a small source pic.

(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)

;)

No worries

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)

I'll never forgive Brown

for what he did to Alistair Darling's beard.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)

I'll never forgive Alistair Darling's beard

for extending all the way up to his navel.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)

at least he never needs to buy a tie

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)

Arf!

Also, a cheeky pea:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)

Nice.

I might have to scroll back to the gayshift to do a whole load of secret reposting to influence the b3ta election.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)

Thatcherism by the front door...

(moistness, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)

David giving it to her hard there

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

Hahahahaha he totally does wear those when he's in the bath with her - you can tell by the look on his face.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)

Oh my good god!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)

dennis was a braver man than I.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

*fwap*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)

May god have mercy on my soul.

Apols for Q&D-ness

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)

good grif

nice wirk

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)

Thanks, Freebs!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)

I could spend days and not make anything as good as that

supoib!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)

You and I know that to

be untrue.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)

*hands over folded fiver*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)

Arrrrrgggghhhh!!! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!!!!

ace shop Grunty

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)

*passes special kill-o-matic razorblade-shooting hammer*

here you go, be my guest.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)

haha!

the original is disturbing enough.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)

Very true.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)

cor that's a bit good

I recognise nearly two of these people

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)

It goes (l-r) Griffin, Clegg, Broon, Davey Boy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)

aha, I didn't recognise Griffin because you've made him look human

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)

It was hard not throwing up onto his revolting face.

Amusingly, when googling for his picture, one of the top descriptions of him is 'the odious cyclops Nick Griffin' which was a tad LOL-worthy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)

hahaha

I also think Nick Griffin is an odious cyclops

perhaps many other people also think the odious cyclops Nick Griffin is an odious cyclops

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)

'shoppage!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)

Thanks, Barbs.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha haaaaaAAAARGH.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)

pretty much the correct reaction...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)

arf !

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)

\o/

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

now that should be a first class stamp

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)

hahahha! I always thought she was a two faced cow, but four faced? that's a bit much :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)

nicely done that man

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)

Cheers, Archie!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)

It's gone all quiet in here, is everyone on lunch?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)

carrot and parsnip mash

with lumps of cheddar

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)

Sounds nyom

I might cook some sausages and mash.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)

put wholegrain mustard and horseradish in your mash

yums

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)

and now I've had a creme egg

I don't even like creme eggs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)

Creme eggs are like the awesome in sickly goo

Sadly, the local Tesco's stopped selling the multipacks by the day after Easter.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)

they'll start selling them again in May

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)

wasabi peas and coffee

edit: are beggars being chained to bollards now?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)

must be David Cameron's

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)

Motorcyclists chain their bikes to them

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)

beggars?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)

Yup

It's a modern variant of asking a street urchin to keep an eye on your car in exchange for a shiny coin.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)

this is brilliantly awful

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)

awfully brilliant?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)

also this

this also

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)

Tea.

Lunch is for benders.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)

breakfast is for benders

lunch is for leaders

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)

What?! Why am I just learning about this now?

I've been doing it wrong all these years.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)

it's a secret society thing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)

tea and an apple

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)

I'm selling my vote on eBay,

and using a buy it now price to pay for the inevitable tax hike that will come in force no matter who gets in
/forward planning

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)

But but but

various politicians are saying they won't raise taxes!

Are you suggesting they might be fibbing via their anal passages?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)

in a minute I'm off to a pub named after a male chicken

I love the Cock

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)

I thought

Albert Einstein was dead.

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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)

'Fair Change', shurely?

Ohoho!

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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)

Behold! The Queeriodic Table!

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways. Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, 'What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?' Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, 'Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!' And what does Maverick say? 'You can ride mine!' Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

What about "Oo" 94: Only-as-long-as-it's-fashionable?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

94? That's plutonium! Though it's also 'Pu', which I'm sure I could've got to work somehow.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)

ha ha, I was staring at a periodic table only a few days ago too, I really should've known that!

top stuff.
oh and, periodic lols

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)

Chuck Norris tore up the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)

ha ha :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)

This needs to be 'shopped, Front Paged and Meme'd throughout the known World (and some parts of the unknown World)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)

and Basingstoke

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)

Don't be silly Basingstoke is a myth!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)

Basingstoke is a sate of mind!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)

My mind is never sated

it always requires more Basingstoke

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)

The Ga Ga made me chuckle :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

Haha

this is good, but "FUCK MY ROBOT FACE" made me do a proper lol.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

I bought the immaculate collection when I was a kid....

O_o

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)

Consulting the table, we can clearly see that you're gay.

Sorry: YOUR GAY.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)

Fuck it.

*marches down street telling everyone*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)

~~marches~~ minces

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)

did you save up for it?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)

I made many pairs of sports trainers to get that album.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)

hahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)

HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)

naranjas no son las unicas frutas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)

Brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)

We won't fuck the economy*

* We've done that already. Now we're going to bury it under the patio

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revolution now 👊, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)

that is fucking gruesome

well done!
*clicks*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)

hahaha very disturbing

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mugatu, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)

Arf!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)

fucking hell that's far too creepy... O_o

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)

0_0

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)

Ha ha, he actually makes Fred more docile looking.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)

Armano Iannucci's election night special

"and the votes are in for the constituency of Fred West...."
Arf!

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)

They're a stranger couple - also have GC the golden years

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

teh zombie wests are out to get me.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)

*shudder*

fuck me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)

MY
GOD

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)

Burying the Public Sector under the patio? - sorry didn't see your tagline

very woo and very eerie *gah! clicks*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)

'kin 'ell.................uncanny:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)

A recent study of snack preferences amongst party leaders discovered the following :

David Cameron likes kebabs made from live hamsters.^*

Gordon Brown is partial to the blood of baby rabbits taken fresh from the jugular.^**

Nick Clegg loves baby mice. He particularly enjoys the way they wiggle on the way down.^***

* : May be a lie.
** : May also be a lie.
*** : Again, most likely a lie.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)

nom nom nom

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)

haha - what does Nigel Farrage eat?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)

souls of the dead

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)

with ketchup?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)

sometimes

but it's full of sugar and he's watching his weight

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)

a turd with a bit of arse parsley on it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)

arse parsley

is my new favourite phrase even though I don't know what it is

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)

So he's a cannibal?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)

hahahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)

hahaha. DAVID CAMERON IS A HAMSTER CONSUMING MONSTER. Sweet.

*inserts pea here*
Photobucket

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mugatu, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)

this is doubly great

because its the first image I saw after my Tory candidate just doorstepped me
he looks like a cross between the two

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)

There's never a bucket of filthy washing-up water when you need it, is there?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)

I was reminded of that picture from yesterday

and wished I hadn't washed my hands after my earlier Widdi-wank

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)

vote for carnage

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)

MING IS ANGRY

CHARLEZILLA IS THIRSTY
PANTSDOWNENEGGER IS HORNY
CLEGGKONG IS CONFUSED

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)

cleggkong is the noise pound coins make when you flush them down the toilet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)

why would you do that Mighty Nibus? Why?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)

some of them are Welsh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)

SOME OF US ARE WELSH MIGHTY NIBUS.

*remembers this years 6-Nations*
*cries*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)

you can talk

I'm from Scotland

we didn't even get a wooden spoon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)

*feels all superior again*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)

I would vote for them

but I fear they'd try to invade Japan

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)

YES! Kill them with lasers.

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mugatu, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)

Now this might give them a chance!

Seriously, though I wish they did without having to resort to becoming super-mutants

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)

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