I'm not laughing at this until I know whether or not that russian bloke was a mental patient out for a walk
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39,
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ha!
he's still wearing the same suit now as he did 42 years ago
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:50,
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That site is wonderful :)
This never fails to amuse, either: knowyourmeme.com/photos/23371
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:51,
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Well obviously.
You'd never find the bottlenosed dolphin in Canadian territorial waters.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:55,
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Actually...
Rare, but not unknown.
cascadiaresearch.org/Robin/Ttstatus.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cetacea_range_map_Bottlenose_Dolphin.png
They do go on holiday now and then.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:10,
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cascadiaresearch.org/Robin/Ttstatus.htm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cetacea_range_map_Bottlenose_Dolphin.png
They do go on holiday now and then.
sneaky thread deletion.
Edit button is your friend etc etc.
b3ta.com/board/9996304
edit: everyone needs monkey butlers. Tell me when im going to get mine!
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:32,
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b3ta.com/board/9996304
edit: everyone needs monkey butlers. Tell me when im going to get mine!
Your click for bigger doesn't actually appear to be any bigger.
Also - something about repeated posts pushing other people's work down the board.
Not that anybody seems to care about that sort of thing in this day and age. I don't know, bloody bleeding heart liberals* round here these days.
* other political parties are available
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33,
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Not that anybody seems to care about that sort of thing in this day and age. I don't know, bloody bleeding heart liberals* round here these days.
* other political parties are available
I once dated a girl with strabismus
Lovely girl, but no 3D vision.
Have a 3D pic.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:24,
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Have a 3D pic.
She'd have loved Clash of the Titans
the 3D version is rubbish... oh wait it wasn't just the 3D...
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27,
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Is it? I know the 3d was an awful tacked-on affair
but I had high hopes for the film itself
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:31,
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I've only seen the 2D version of Alice in Wonderland
Apparently the 3D version isn't as good.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:34,
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No the film is a big let down
the original still stands as the better of the two - there is a small nod to the original with the mechanical owl which plays a very brief cameo. The 3D in of itself is good but the film doesn't make proper use of the technology as there is a lot of fast action sequences that just look dark and blurry in 3D and it's very hard to focus on what's going on - also because of the scale of the monsters the 3D doesn't work as it's clipped by the boundaries of the screen and the effect works much better when the 3D elements are within the boundaries thereby appearing to come out of the screen.
The movie is a 'meh!' update probably better seen in 2D
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39,
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The movie is a 'meh!' update probably better seen in 2D
So, it's not proper 3-D?
Explain? Is it like a series of cardboard cutouts stood at different distances to each other?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:54,
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And the cinema staff run up and down the aisles with the cutouts
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:56,
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Actually when you watch it it's not far from looking exactly like cardboard cutouts with a Depth of Field effect
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:02,
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They filmed it with 2d cameras
then added the 3d in post, when avatar did well.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:07,
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That would explain why it's so hit and miss - mostly miss
looks like I chose the wrong film for my first look at the new 3D.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:09,
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Oh that's fucking shit.
I was thinking about going to see it in 3D, as my first experience of the new 3D... I don't think I'll bother now.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:13,
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I'm even second-thoughting that
I might just watch the original again. I'll download it from torrents. FUCK YOU DIGITAL ECONOMY BILL!
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:17,
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That'd be so awkward.
You'd never be able to look into her eyes without wondering if she was gazing lovingly at someone just behind you.
It'd work well for love triangles though.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:27,
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It'd work well for love triangles though.
so if you put on weight
she would just assume you were standing closer?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:28,
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I feel like that the whole time
I've just never been able to do those or the 3D pictures that get posted here all they do is give me an headache.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:26,
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Wait, an animated jpg?
What sorcery is this? HTML5? Web2.0? USB3?
(lovely illusion)
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:35,
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(lovely illusion)
:D
Oddly, there are no curtains in this flat.
/natural light blog
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:44,
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/natural light blog
I made one with no hidden image
because I'm a bit of a shit like that sometimes.
It's interesting to see what people make of it.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:36,
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It's interesting to see what people make of it.
A unicorn savaging a dolphin with a chainsaw
Or lines. Vertical lines.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:41,
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Is there a
"Oh holy jeebus, I wish I could unsee this" button?
:)
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:16,
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:)
He looks pretty happy about it.
Just imagine the Huuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound he'd make.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:20,
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gak!
now I cant unsee this or unthink the sound....
nooooooo!
*dies*
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:23,
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nooooooo!
*dies*
I like the interactive voting experience you get
when the Tate Modern is used as a polling station...
My Gallery
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:10,
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My Gallery
I like this.
*does the thing one does when one likes something*
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13,
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But I washed* it and everything!
*Admittedly, that was last week.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:15,
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you're too clever
they'll take away your voting rights if you're not careful
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:24,
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Fantastic
I can see BBC news stealing this for their traditionally pointless election night graphics.
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Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:33,
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It's green and it's runny
and don't think it's funny
'cos it's snot.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:10,
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'cos it's snot.
Peculiar Plant Man’s Super Strange Saga
Click for bigger (159 kb)
It's hard to know when to stop...loving plants.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:04,
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Click for bigger (159 kb)
It's hard to know when to stop...loving plants.
I do like your style, you broken-headed freakazoid hippy, you.
Do you make the models yourself as well?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13,
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thanks!
thank you kind sir, i appreciate it. and yeah - I make all models - wire armature wrapped in foam rubber, then dressed. and head is baked/painted sculpey clay. just like mine, i suppose.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:20,
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This is me, on the street, moments ago
Photoshop? Pah? I'm kickin' it old-skool. David Cameron's head on a stick*! Lots more later.
(*today, I roam hands-free with a pair of converted safety goggles)
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:04,
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(*today, I roam hands-free with a pair of converted safety goggles)
You swine, sir!
I'd just managed to get 'David Cameron's Head on a Stick' out of my head....
:)
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:10,
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:)
Thankfully, they're not
/reading 'T'
I love Cameron's beard in the top image too - nicely done
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:36,
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I love Cameron's beard in the top image too - nicely done
Mmmm.
This is the second time you have defended the masons. Would you like to declare an interest?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37,
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that may explain why it needed four new ones for the MOT last month
*blames the masons*
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:44,
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haha
I work round the corner from your boys main gaff. I do like the little shops full of paraphenalia, they amuse me endlessly.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45,
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I have yet to traverse down to Gt. Queen Street
am hoping to do so in October and have a poke around there :)
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:54,
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I got a poke around there.
Cheap as chips. In fact, I think she dropped them.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:55,
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Which secret ritual does that feature in?
3800 posts until www.b3ta.com/board/10000000. Who will get the post?
Will it be a regular? A lurker? A new person? A spammer offering phentermine?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43,
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Will it be a regular? A lurker? A new person? A spammer offering phentermine?
the 'taking -of-the-piss' ritual
it even has it's own handshake, but you have to wash your hands first
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:45,
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I wonder if it will roll back back round to 000000
like a car speedometer. That'd be fun. B3ta's own little millennium bug.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:46,
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Nah, the end sequence will play, and we'll all end up back at the menu screen.
Then it's just a wait for "B3ta 2" to be released. Hopefully Rob will showcase it at the next E3.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:59,
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Maybe it'll cause a rift in time
And we'll end up at web.archive.org/web/20010723123310/http://www.b3ta.com/
Looking at the archives from 2002... nothing seems to have changed. The layout is pretty much the same.
web.archive.org/web/20020531185914/http://www.b3ta.com/
Maybe we could have a challenge... "B3ta through time. b3ta in history and the future!"
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:09,
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Looking at the archives from 2002... nothing seems to have changed. The layout is pretty much the same.
web.archive.org/web/20020531185914/http://www.b3ta.com/
Maybe we could have a challenge... "B3ta through time. b3ta in history and the future!"
(5 minutes later)
Consider me wiki-educated*
*Some knowledge may be incorrect
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53,
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*Some knowledge may be incorrect
I played Tetris so much in the 90s I used to dream about it.
Nowadays I just dream about wanking and eating crisps. I don't know which is the more pleasurable pasttime.
insert poll here
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:53,
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insert poll here
TETROUT!
EDIT: hahaha phenomenal. Everything has already been thought of :D
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:52,
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I love that pic with the shadow
Is there a bigger version of that?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37,
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I'll never forgive Brown
for what he did to Alistair Darling's beard.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:37,
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I'll never forgive Alistair Darling's beard
for extending all the way up to his navel.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43,
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Nice.
I might have to scroll back to the gayshift to do a whole load of secret reposting to influence the b3ta election.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41,
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I might have to scroll back to the gayshift to do a whole load of secret reposting to influence the b3ta election.
Hahahahaha he totally does wear those when he's in the bath with her - you can tell by the look on his face.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:49,
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I could spend days and not make anything as good as that
supoib!
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:29,
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*passes special kill-o-matic razorblade-shooting hammer*
here you go, be my guest.
:)
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:40,
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:)
aha, I didn't recognise Griffin because you've made him look human
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:41,
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It was hard not throwing up onto his revolting face.
Amusingly, when googling for his picture, one of the top descriptions of him is 'the odious cyclops Nick Griffin' which was a tad LOL-worthy.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:43,
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hahaha
I also think Nick Griffin is an odious cyclops
perhaps many other people also think the odious cyclops Nick Griffin is an odious cyclops
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:55,
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perhaps many other people also think the odious cyclops Nick Griffin is an odious cyclops
hahahha! I always thought she was a two faced cow, but four faced? that's a bit much :D
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:56,
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Creme eggs are like the awesome in sickly goo
Sadly, the local Tesco's stopped selling the multipacks by the day after Easter.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:11,
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wasabi peas and coffee
edit: are beggars being chained to bollards now?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:07,
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Yup
It's a modern variant of asking a street urchin to keep an eye on your car in exchange for a shiny coin.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:18,
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What?! Why am I just learning about this now?
I've been doing it wrong all these years.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:24,
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I'm selling my vote on eBay,
and using a buy it now price to pay for the inevitable tax hike that will come in force no matter who gets in
/forward planning
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:18,
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/forward planning
But but but
various politicians are saying they won't raise taxes!
Are you suggesting they might be fibbing via their anal passages?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:35,
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Are you suggesting they might be fibbing via their anal passages?
in a minute I'm off to a pub named after a male chicken
I love the Cock
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:23,
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94? That's plutonium! Though it's also 'Pu', which I'm sure I could've got to work somehow.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:32,
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ha ha, I was staring at a periodic table only a few days ago too, I really should've known that!
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Chuck Norris tore up the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:41,
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This needs to be 'shopped, Front Paged and Meme'd throughout the known World (and some parts of the unknown World)
:D
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:05,
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Haha
this is good, but "FUCK MY ROBOT FACE" made me do a proper lol.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29,
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Consulting the table, we can clearly see that you're gay.
Sorry: YOUR GAY.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:35,
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Armano Iannucci's election night special
"and the votes are in for the constituency of Fred West...."
Arf!
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:28,
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Arf!
AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
teh zombie wests are out to get me.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:29,
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Burying the Public Sector under the patio? - sorry didn't see your tagline
very woo and very eerie *gah! clicks*
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:13,
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A recent study of snack preferences amongst party leaders discovered the following :
David Cameron likes kebabs made from live hamsters.*
Gordon Brown is partial to the blood of baby rabbits taken fresh from the jugular.**
Nick Clegg loves baby mice. He particularly enjoys the way they wiggle on the way down.***
* : May be a lie.
** : May also be a lie.
*** : Again, most likely a lie.
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:16,
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Gordon Brown is partial to the blood of baby rabbits taken fresh from the jugular.**
Nick Clegg loves baby mice. He particularly enjoys the way they wiggle on the way down.***
* : May be a lie.
** : May also be a lie.
*** : Again, most likely a lie.
arse parsley
is my new favourite phrase even though I don't know what it is
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26,
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hahaha. DAVID CAMERON IS A HAMSTER CONSUMING MONSTER. Sweet.
*inserts pea here*
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:22,
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this is doubly great
because its the first image I saw after my Tory candidate just doorstepped me
he looks like a cross between the two
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:26,
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he looks like a cross between the two
There's never a bucket of filthy washing-up water when you need it, is there?
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:27,
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I was reminded of that picture from yesterday
and wished I hadn't washed my hands after my earlier Widdi-wank
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:30,
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MING IS ANGRY
CHARLEZILLA IS THIRSTY
PANTSDOWNENEGGER IS HORNY
CLEGGKONG IS CONFUSED
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:14,
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PANTSDOWNENEGGER IS HORNY
CLEGGKONG IS CONFUSED
cleggkong is the noise pound coins make when you flush them down the toilet
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17,
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SOME OF US ARE WELSH MIGHTY NIBUS.
*remembers this years 6-Nations*
*cries*
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:20,
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*cries*
you can talk
I'm from Scotland
we didn't even get a wooden spoon
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Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:25,
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we didn't even get a wooden spoon
Now this might give them a chance!
Seriously, though I wish they did without having to resort to becoming super-mutants
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