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[challenge entry] Clean Campaign, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
very good!

if only...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# *imagines*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Hah!
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# So done...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Oh noes!
Her shoes don't match her outfit. CALL THE PAPERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*INSTACLICK* nicely sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Something had to make up for finding myself on the Telegraph website...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# massive upskirt opportunity.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Arf!
You made check that Brown wasn't wearing a skirt.

that speaks volumes really....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# true but by the powers of photoshop...
doubt it's worth seeing anyway
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Good god, No!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# hey.play fair....
that's way below the belt:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Trippy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# My biggest kodak moment. RUINED :(


De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# haha He is a cheeky scamp
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
:D *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I hope that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I hope that, too
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Something seems to have gone wrong with my post.
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ....someone gets my....
message in a bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *takes out message*
STING IS A CUNT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I hope that's legit.
I logged in to flickr just to favourite it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# It appears to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I nearly choked on my cheese sandwich you bastard!
*Note to self: don't be eating when scrolling down through b3ta!

haha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D
My work here is done...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# ARF.............didn't they realise there was just one thing MISSING!
NOW it's a classic :)c
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Best ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


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(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

rfc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry]

rfc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I like these
Alot

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 9:14, archived)
# always been one of my fave images.
have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# nope :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# IT'S ALIIIIIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# He comes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I dunno what the fuck this is all about

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Officelol at Alligator trap!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Nice
I used a fire blanket last week.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# As an alligator trap?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# We need more water entrances
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Oh superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] First go at this (be gentle!). It looks easier on the telly...
(Bob Frapples is de-lurking on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Huzzah
Pull off a chair
apply some lube
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Looks like they don't know the most important dance of all
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# But they don't have to.
They only have to do that if they want to.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh happy memories :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# The old Chike dance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# The hobbits are going to Isengard?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Dancing into Mordor
You don't simply walk into that place.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# *leaves friends behind*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I was just looking that up on Spotify, they haven't bloody got it!
only crap Karaoke versions
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehehe...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# This exists
There is actually a Thai restaurant called this. I forget where but I've eaten there. It was shite.
(yesyesyes, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Hooray!
Have an early effort:


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# This was one of my first.......

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Thanks!
I feel so much better now!
*Practices like mad for next week*
(Bob Frapples is de-lurking on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I am the God of etc...
(champagnerocker, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# He does live in a crazy world.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Because you're crazy, oh my, so fucking crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# He lives in Lewes.
So you're not technically wrong.
(Ed Can Do, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# random LOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah i know they are yucky in real life


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(champagnerocker, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Your labels are the wrong way round....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I quite like them...
But I'm quite old.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Mmm Brown Flakes
(Brian Large and on the whole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I quite like the signed repeat of Hollyoaks...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# This made me giggle :)
Ever seen the music channels late at night when they bring in the signers? Music videos with sign language. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# No, but that sounds cool
I wish they would have signers late at night on Babestation....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hip-hop videos have fellas doing sign language by default, don't they?
At least as a music genre they appear to be an equal opportunity employer.

/Nick Griffin Blog
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Lol
I like the knockers. But the rest of the show is mediocrity at it's highest.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# it's a lot worse than mediocre.
it's almost unwatchable
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# It's crap on a stick marketed in a flashy way to look "trendy" to the youth generation
What do you expect?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Like everything else marketed to 'the kids'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hitler fringe angle ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Good Lord!

I wouldn't want to pay the postage on those!

/David Mitchell blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# haha
top quote. David Mitchell is a god. I like him all the more for the fact that lots of people can't stand him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# It's been going downhill ever since Gary Lucy left
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Their fatal flaw was not having him get raped every episode.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Indeed
phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# They ALWAYS get their man

Edit: This looks good
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8604858.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Is that Liz riding, or David Cameron?
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# ^ This
(with tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I highly approve of this,
and wish it to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# A hippo? In Canada?
/residual Python mode blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# *attempts hasty rationalisation*
Errr, they could be on holiday?

/complete fail blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# What it was, was ... er ...
We were filming a commercial! For hippo-brand coffeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Nescafe - 'Capturing Coffee at it's Shitest'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Giddyup!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# haha!
that hippo looks like a big tasty sausage
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Say that to his face!
TO HIS FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# are you serious?
i heard that their wings are so powerful, they can break a man's arm.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Crikey!
TJ Awesomeness captured on film - www.b3ta.com/links/Volcanic_eruption_and_Northern_Lights_in_one_shot
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!!!!
That is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Holy mother of.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# that is proof that god exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
...and likes a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# He smokes a pipe
God hates fags. Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# *facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Shirley shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Can you tell by the pixels?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# AAAARF!...the whole brigade could get on THAT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Heheheh..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] So much fun, but so wrong.
(spidergoat, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hamtouching!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Well since you mentioned it...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Ahahahahchristahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Mrs H got me that t-shirt for Valentine's this year!
How top is that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
more of this bacon-related madness!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# DISPATCH DANISH ENVOY IMMEDIATELY TO ALLEVIATE STRESS RELATED BACON INJURIES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Arf !
Pachey would smash this compo if she were still around...

PEAPEA

click for biggy

Inspiration

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# This should officially be known as the Pachey tribute compo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# yes
it should
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Viagra?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Woo nice :D!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# deliciously hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] oooo if only I'd brought some flowers!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# i was thinking the same
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# This is fabulous.
And will continue to be so for evermore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Agreed...
The bestist ever and everest.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I've just woken up so this took me a minute. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# SIGNS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Also: I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# And I do also
Another personal favourite
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# genuine lol
still chuckling too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# This took me ages.
It's got definite likeability. Even before it clicked. Now I have clicked.
(Snowflake, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# you forgot the string of consonants they routinely put at the bottom of welsh road signs
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# CROESO Y CYMRU!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Diolch yn fawr! :P
..and I see the challenge entries have already annoyed you :)
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I'm not annoyed, I just thought it might be a useful reminder to have on the screen...
LOLSIGNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# :)
www.buzzfeed.com/scott/welsh-road-sign-fail

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# The welsh for ape is epa
(ape backwards)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# microwave = pop-dee-ping
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# barcode - codbar
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# iron = smoothio
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# constable - cwnstabl
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# well fuck.
im all out of funny welsh words
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Carrot is moron.
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# LIES
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# hot = scorchio
(Brian Large and on the whole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# poptyping isn't official yet
But there is a facebook group trying to change that....
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I had a welsh nain and she was lovely
then I got a welsh mother-in-law...
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# lascist
.
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Ol' Man Drivin (No One's Survivin') Haiku


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Geez Louise, take his keys!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# How did you turn my monitor into a mirror?
What kind of witchcraft is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# im really trying to understand these.
but ultimately failing
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
#
what is there to understand that you're not getting?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# .
The point?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
#
really, you don't get it? it's a haiku...and i thought the title (Ol’ Man Drivin', No One’s Survivin’ Haiku) would help make sense of it all, but no?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Call this one Fritzl
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha
'likes'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Wasn't it in the news just yesterday
That despite the perception that older drivers are a menace to society, they are no more likely to be involved in an accident than the 'average' driver?

EDIT: Yes, here on the bbc
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# They are less likely to have accidents
But the people around them are all being involved in fatal car crashes
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# How does that work then?
if they aren't directly involved, then they'd presumably be forcing someone to brake and / or change direction.

If that causes a collision with a third vehicle, then the two in the collision are as guilty as the elderly driver for not anticipating potential problems. Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# This is the same as the women are involved in less accidents line...
As I understand it people often complain that driving too slow, or hogging the middle lane causes other drivers to have to break hard or change direction unexpectedly and be involved in accidents. There's a difference between anticipating potential problems and anticipating poor drivers. Rather than putting up speed cameras on motorways they'd be better served quizzing middle lane drivers and/or giving them points on their license. There are clear rules relating to usage of lanes and safe driving speeds, they just don't follow them.
Rant over.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# .
The women are safer theory doesn't hold water. Women drive less, so they have less accidents.


My wife has an excellent safety record. Apart from a lot of scratches and minor dents, she has hardly damaged our car at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# don't think I can agree with you, and your argument seems inconsistent.
I fail to see the destinction between anticipating potential problems and anticipating poor drivers. Poor drivers are a potential problem.

And last time I chacked, there was no minimum speed limit. Swerving and breaking isn't caused by a slow driver, it's caused by a failure to read the road properly. If you are traveling at speed you should be looking a suitable distance ahead and maintaining an adequate stopping distance. If you have to jump on the breaks or swerve because of a slow mover, it's no-body elses fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] All is OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I'm sorry old bean I don't follow your banter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Cabbage crates coming over the briney?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Grab your egg and forks and let's get the bacon delivered!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# My hovercraft is full of eels.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait til lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I cannot buy this record
it is scratched
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# You dropped your phoney dog mess?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Silly blighter dickie birded and caught his can in the how's your father?
how's your father bertie
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I didn't want to say!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# "I say, you remember how many legs I used to have and shit?"
"Like, two or something?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I love those two
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4QDz3c3Auw
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# MASSIVE WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# fantastic
I'm caching it up to watch later!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# He did post at leet o'clock though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# 12:34 Is clearly the best time of day!
...56 seconds past ofc.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I keep waiting for this to animate.
Safari has this annoying bug where gifs take ages to start. It's very irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# So he's invented the animated jpg has he?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# major ris alert
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I hide a repost here?


Yes. It seems I can.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I hide another repost here?


Yes, it seems I can.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Can I still remember my login details after about five years of lurkage?
Yes, it seems I can.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
PMT Monthly: "He put a FORK in the KNIFE drawer! One woman's true life hell"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Your post is perfectly clear to me
One could begin to wonder whether all of these other internet geeks are simply too unfamiliar with women to understand...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Thanks.
A compo of 'Opposite signs' and 'Think Lateral' seemed clear to me.
Seems I must go away for another year or two and maybe my hummus gland will be back in synch with current B3tan thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Now that I've thought about it a bit I get it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Before anyone else thinks of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# :P

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# CAN'T START THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Fiddler on the hoof..
(barzo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Oooff!
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :O!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# haha
a+

would buy again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Very well played!
More please.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I should probably be killed for this one...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Arf!
Also - www.english-test.net/toeic/vocabulary/meanings/199/toeic-words.php#entrance
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Beware: corner is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I may have to agree with you on this one.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I want a "Dedicated Follower Of Fission" t-shirt
This is incredibly woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# funny you should say that...
www.zazzle.com/dedicated_follower_of_fission_tshirt-235368913185593435
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# SPAM!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# the best bit is the model Zazzle supply :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Lady scaramanga's brother works at Sizewell
I may get one printed for him for crimbo

EDIT: Read all replies before posting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Oh no
TELL me you didn't just say Crimbo.

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# He meant Xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Actually I think he meant
Chrimble
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# No, Winterval, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Erk. That made me cringe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Exmuss! Not many shitting days left!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# The shops will be putting up the decorations soon
wwp.greenwichmeantime.co.uk/wise/fun/xmas.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# My, what a whimsical website!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# 'Xmas' is acceptable due to Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# ahem
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

Stick THAT Dail Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I just moved somewhere that people actually say 'axe'
instead of 'ask'.
It's awesome every time, but only because of Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Try again in May.
The Tories will be more receptive...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# If the ash from a volcano is fucking up our day
I think I might see a flaw in your otherwise splendid plan
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# GOD DAMN GOVERNEMENT KILL-JOYS
It's obvious the Icelanders are only doing this to get back at us for calling them all terrorists and using anti-terrorism laws to seize their UK assets!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# exactly, lets turn those terrorist commie fuckers into a big glass crater
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I like Anne Coulter's idea:
"We need to bomb them into Christianity".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# wow... just... wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# bloody hell...just googled her, she's a real gem, isn't she?
Another beauty:
"Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking."

Edit: Actually, scratch that - this takes the biscuit:

"While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security."

wtf is wrong with this mad bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# There's some speculation that she is actually a kind of professional troll.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# what a marvellous description of her
ghastly creature, she makes Glenn Beck seems rational and likeable
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# She's quite the piece of work isn't she!
"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president."

FTW
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Bizarrely here
it's the other way round

Quick, ban women voting!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I'm with yer, bub
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Excellent work, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# It's obviously the fault of the USA
They used HAARP's Tesla Earthquake Generators to target Haiti and China, which combined with the hole punched in the thermosphere created a tectonic resonance response which detonated the Iceland volcano. It was then a simple task to redirect wind patterns so that the nanotech-enhanced ash, combining with chemtrails already in the air, blew over Europe with the ultimate intention of converting everyone to the merits of Project Monarch to usher in the New World Order.
Those lizardfolk are crafty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# PROVE ME WRONG
And if you even try it's obvious you're working for THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Oh, are THEY hiring?
Do THEY pay well?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# The Humans Elevated Yonder don't accept application forms, THEY find you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# *throws away tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Still
A spiralling blue light creating a similar white spiral in the sky, followed by a dark hole would probably have made me create something similar in my pants if I had been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You'd have created a tin foil hat in your pants?
That's quite some talent you've been, er, sitting on.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I wear tin foil y fronts
Best to cover boths ends
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# You speak in true facts. I'm scared.
"When Mother nature see's her ass, even the PTB's many underground bases wont be able to protect them.

There are an awful lot of things going on these days and it seems very obvious that there is indeed something major coming. You cant go more than a day without something major happening and on many days there are multiple events.

We are defo living an amazing period of time and my Gut tells me that we are going to witness and participate in major change."

from Icke's forums
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Wonderful.
The atmoshpere is growing oppressive and my Arse tells me it's time for a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Thanks for sharing that info
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# No problem.
brb, I'm off to enlighten myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# A classic response to feelings of impotence and a desire for change
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# catnipp?
is that you?
(prostheses, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I think he abandoned us when we wouldn't WAKE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Iceland, I say is a waste of precious nukes
When we could unload the lot on the isle of man
(Gleryff , yawn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Only when the wind's blowing to the west, please
Otherwise I'm glad to see someone who shares my "bomb the fuck out of the Isle of Man" outlook on life.

I think we should start with a total blockade. Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. Then when they're *begging* to be allowed into the Union we nuke the fuckers. YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I'm compiling a list
Of people on the isle of man who I secretly love but would bomb the living shitlights out of so as to take them off my mind. So far the list only includes Jeremy Clarkson and Beckii Cruel.
(Gleryff , yawn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Clarkson lives on the Isle of Wight?
I always thought he lived in Oxfordshire somewhere. Or Hampshire. One of them shires, anyway. Like Devonshire or Cumbriashire.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Don't you dare nuke Rick and Adam Wakeman!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_residents_of_the_Isle_of_Man
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# You called, Sir?


*whores*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] not strictly an antonym, but ...


Click for bigger (248 kb)
(billyh, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Not strictly "not strictly"
NOT AT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# You've done a really good job of making it look as though it is a sprayed stencil.
Have a cracker

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Tourists!
You will be detained if you mount or hump other passengers!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# ...unless you shout "Surprise!" first
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Éste no es realmente un antónimo de ninguna clase.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Me gusta bastante traductores en línea, son útiles.
Sin ellos no sabría lo que usted acaba de decir.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# The llama is a quadruped...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# ...
ਢਾ ਲਾਮਾ ਇਜ਼ ਅ ਕ੍ਵਾਦ੍ਰੂਪੈਡ
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ...
धा लामा इज़ अ क्वाद्रूपैद
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha that's amazing!
Then what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Sí, pero mi aerodeslizador es lleno de anguilas.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# We had one once but the wheels fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# :)
wh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# This is lovely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Hysterical LOL
because I have actually misunderstood "Way Out" signs as exclaiming synonymously with "Far Out" (and then looked where the arrow pointed to see what the exclamation was about). Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be nothing but a door leading out.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# 'noon!


Edit. Thanks for the addition Peasemould
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I have decided to believe that this was inspired by a true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I really hope he had a 'How's My Driving?' sticker on the back of his truck...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# it would be in Forrin though
Kako je moja vožnja?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# *peers at image*
It's a Janqui truck, isn't it?

Mind you, they're pretty forrin.

/xenophobe blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# just look at the driver
he's East European for sure!

Or possibly Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Ah, I was looking at the 3rd frame.
point taken...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# 1-800-657-6989
*edit* the back of the lorry used to say 1-800-657-6989.
see s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/78822/1271333043/lowbridge.gif
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
(and sorry my edit screwed up your joke)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)

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