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# Brown's Day Off!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Catherine Tate?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# When Cameron was in Egypt's land...
He was revered as a god on account of his abnormally long neck...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# ah!
got it now.

pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Clickety click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# An early picture of Peter during his National Service days...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# what's for dinner baldrick?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Pffft.
"No, Sir - I'm absolutely terrified."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# it definitely won't be this delicious, plump-breasted pigeon.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Excellent, on fire today sir!
:) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# haha! marvelous :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# arf................well protected against.....erm...........custard? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# OI! MANDLESON YOU SICK FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I knew I'd seen him somewhere before
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# haha!
fanta-astic
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# excellent
although that raises questions about Chewy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# He lost his house on Endor in the divorce settlement
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# bloody hell, that must have hurt.....
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Nah. A Jedi knows not pain...






Oh... the other guy... Yes. Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Heh!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# OUCH!
failjew
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# tripping the rift - excellence

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Quality stuff, that show
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahahahha! *clicked*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Thank goodness it's monday

EDIT: I clicked this because, as well as being teh funny, it is also brilliant realised. The faces in the window are superb ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaha....great stuff.....well worth(that page)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Oh no! The stolen plans!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha:DD
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Beautifully done.
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
fantabulous
(Lord Chode, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Fuckin' WIN !!!
Will buy again A+++
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Anyone fancy a game of Moose?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Hmmmm.... Never played Moose?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I didn't go to Public school...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Oiks can play too....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Is there a dress code?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# If you'd like to wear a dress, that's fine.
that's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# *anticip ... *
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Asian?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# how did you know
That my name is Ray?
and I have a Cyst
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ^ This
With added WHATTHEDEUCE?!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# In other news, Adrian Child has joined ITV :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# OMG! What's going to happen to the One Show?
It'll not be same without Adrian's comedy genius.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Didn't get to go to bed with Bleakley so he's spat the dummy and left?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Got pissed off that Chris Evans is being given the Friday night slot
and all the entertainment news, and probably a larger pay for one night's work than Chiles gets for the other four days.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I know but I prefer my version.
"Chiles is going to ITV to lead on their football coverage..."

What football coverage?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Their famous coverage!
/I think ITV had lost the rights even before I left the UK blog.

Which is a really snappily-titled blog, I'm sure you'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Bleakley looks like a shit, seaside caricature.
seaside caricature.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# i'd still pop one inside her dirtbox though.
wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# if she asks nicely
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# and...
you want to go after Mr Nicely?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Would you really go where Frank Lampard has been?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Probably OK
because we all know he can only shoot from distance or something
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha
*something about hanging around the edge of the box*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# It's a moosetake to flash a moose!
Serious elk and safety issues with that.

Have a moose-flavoured woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Oh deer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# We should rein this kind of thing in before it gets out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I wouldn't doe that if I were you
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Stop bucking the system.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Caribou put you in charge?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Thanks for posting - I thiought this thread had gone a bit fallow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Happy to be of Cervids
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Good Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# This.
With added gadzooks and I says.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Perchance an 'Egads' into the bargain, or
would that be a step too far?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Not at all, Sir - entirely appropriate to these circumstances, I would wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Lol :D
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# My goodness!!!
*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I don't think I could maintain an erection
in such close proximity to Simon Cowell
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# He's very persuasive. I think you'd be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
you are a loon, moley! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Hallo Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# howdies! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Duck Duck . . . Moose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft haha
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# haha...never played this as a kid
but dun a fair bit of flashing since growing up....DON'T GRASS ME UP!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# this is kind of like the story of adam and eve in the garden of eden
but with a strange twist
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# What makes you think there are massive bonuses over there?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Hiya sir!
You well and dandy? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# :)
Hello Matey!

Not bad at all, thanks. You well?

4.30 today, fingers crossed, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I'll be great at 4.31!!
*All and sundry crossed*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# :)
That's given me a bit of an idea...

Might rather challenge my photomanip skills though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Start off with a spinaker poking out of a mimsy and see where it takes you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# 3/3
job done!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# :)
That was painful
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Big brass twat.
Hallo Ninj! How was your weekend?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Great thanks sir!
How was yours?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# About 5 days too short.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# There's a passing resemblance between 8D8 and Brown...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Haha, great minds Ninj! Did this one back during the steam punk compo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
He is very similar!

Edit: Yours is much, much better BTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it's not concealed anymore, is it now?


Click for bigger (84 kb)
(xixax, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Pish off...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# hehe!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Last time he'll invite Posh Boy to step outside
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# RIP Carl
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# oh god, this will take ages to explain
carl williams - hitman from melbourne
Underbelly - TV show about gangsters in melbourne

Today Carl was beaten to death in jail

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underbelly_(TV_series)
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# that didn't take long did it
what will take a long time to explain is why anyone should care!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# have this instead, something you british understand
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# 2-frame gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# if that's what you call it over there
we call it two poofs pashing and dry humping
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# yip
so do most of us

/Rugby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
You forgot the exercise bike. He was beaten to death with an exercise bike. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
(xixax, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# shit!
I missed the poetic justice

fat murdering cunt bashed to death by exercise equipment
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# now that is impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Well that'll teach him.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# you what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?

[edit] oh, i see now, not really bothered to be honest, he probably deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Do do be doo doo doooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# haha
Den Watts again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha
I can't believe they're getting rid of Minty

mind you, Minty, Garry, Ricky and Billy are all the same character
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# character 'the lad'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# stupid but ultimately loveable non-threatening everyman
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# The exact opposite of the pope then.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# BRING BACK GAFNEY
if only to stop him appearing on everything else
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# he better not appear on my pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Yea?
That's some clever makeup work right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# it is
the guy who plays Minty is an Indonesian midget
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# please?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Say "please"
Old folks of today, no manners.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# the most powerful handjob in the world
take a man's head off at 50 paces
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# show me your nuts
WIBBLEWIBBLEWIBBLERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# and I showed it to you
not my fault you've left your specs at home
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Only if you take your teefs out init.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Right ahead of you, maaam
I always walk with my cock out for occasions such as these.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# right back atcha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# *gasp*
No no nononono

*gomf*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# This is awesomeness
And welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha the moment he realises that prunes really ARE nice!
*and then forgets again seconds later*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Are you making fun of dementia?!
You disgust me.

Are you making fun of dementia?!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# this makes me happy
in many ways
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Ha!
(__, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Ha, you bastard.
It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# the 'mouth' is just an entrance into an alternative universe

This is what it looks like from the other side (any resemblance to CERN is purely coincidental).
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# the owner of that must have a high sperm count
he has to chew three times before swallowing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more dribbling at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Disembodied head feed.
I bet this is the struggle Dr. Frankenstein had to go through.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# lol
tasty really I bet! silly circle
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# In the Mouth, Out the Nose


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(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# geoffrey palmer?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# do you make the clay characters?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
#
I do, for better or worse.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# they're strangely woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
woo like "woo hoo" or woo like "wooo, who farted?"
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# woo like woo yay houpla
or an illustration of such concept

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# like..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I was staring at this for ages before I even noticed the bear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# That's why he's called 'Furtive'
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Nice work that man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Oh Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I'm a king without a crown lost in a strange town, 'cos I'm the king of bongo, baby, I'm the king of bongo bong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I thought we were an autonomous collective?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# THERE IS NO PLACE FOR LITTLE MONKEY IN THIS TOWN
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I can imagine that being said in a Bob Fossil voice
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
THIS TOWN IS FULL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# just looked that song up...I like it :D
lyrics.filestube.com/song/172ea2ed3774499303ea,Bongo-Bong.html
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Good innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# he looks so happy
I haven't the heart to tell him that I know its a toy crown 'cos it doesn't go all the way around
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *glees*
and bows.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Reading your signature implies you watched Dr. Qui on Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Aye certainly did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Everyone love a Happy Bird!
Hello birdy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha...
He's full of ace!

*Clicky*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# *curtseys*
Lovely, smile-inducing regal birdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# hello bucket
have you bin lurking?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I for one welcome our teefy new overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# *likes this*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# : D
hai
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] <Daily Mail>England is full</Daily Mail>
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Oh I am getting so bloody fed up with tits that say that.
"England is full!" yeah but it's not though, is it? And let's face it, you like the polish builders when they do 7 days a week for half the cost, don't you?

And what's that? You like jazz music? And you like curry? And lager? Then shut the FUCK up about immigration you fucking MORON.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I was being ironic to illustrate the sign.
Daily mail tags and all? no?

and JAZZ MUSIC? How very dare you!

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Yes I utterly get that.
That was yet another impotent rant of mine against morons, dickheads, and idiots, which will only ever allow likeminded folk to see the bile I am venting and not really do anything at all to change Teh Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Noted.
*smiles all round*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I drive through the countryside to work
and it's just fields!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# You don't happen to be a farmer do you?
I drive to work on the roads, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ah no
but that might have been the farmer waving his pitchfork at me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ...and have fewer than 5 kids while you're about it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I like to polish builders.
shiny, shiny builders.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# "I'm, er ... I'm just off to polish the builder, love. Back in five ... ten minutes."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Polish their hard hats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Once more with feeling...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# ...But Posh Isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# haha
nature's 9/11?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I collect tabloid headlines, I think thats my favourite so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I read this one!
It was sitting around a "caff" (run by a turkish family of course) and I had a browse over lunch.

The follow up article claimed that ANY planes caught in the ash cloud would IMMEDIATELY PLUMMET FROM THE SKY! Next to that little snippet was a box-out explaining what happened when a BA plane went through an Ash cloud in 1987, and proceeded to not PLUMMET FROM THE SKY!

what a shit paper.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# only planes full of immigrants
they will then parachute into places where they can steal jobs, not pay any tax, send their money home and live off benefits, and something about wheelies bins and Muslims

oh and cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# needs more Diana
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# As a teetotal tone deaf builder
with a spice allergy I resent your racism.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# but it is
one of the most densely populated countries on earth

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# All countries are "one of the most densley populated countries on earth".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# eh?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Countries_by_population_density.svg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Yeah, but what is your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# That the UK is densley populated
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# That's an entirely subjective term.
Densley populated in comparison to France - maybe.

"Full", though? Really? I seem to be able to get out of my flat and wander around the country with ease. It doesn't strike me as "full", and in the countryside, not "densley populated", either.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# it's not in any way "subjective"
it's an absolute demographic measure. You take the number of people in a country and you divide by its surface area.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# So how come it's possible to wander about in the woodlands of Somerset and not seen a person for a whole day?
Doesn't sound like an adequate description of "densley populated" to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# because the world is a big place.
in comparison with most other countries, the UK is densely populated. Whether it is overpopulated is another matter.

Also, I grew up in the woodlands of Somerset and I'd rather they weren't bulldozed for housing, ta.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Whether it's regarded as "densley" populated is entirely subjective.
And why don't you want the woodlands bulldozed for housing? You'd rather shanty towns instead? They tend to be a bit of a pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# are those my only options?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Well it's that or "NO FORRINS" and then you get into the whole
"Why the hell not?" territory, and trying to explain how one isn't forrin but another is, and, well, generally joining the BNP, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ive expressed a fondness for west-country woodland and youre accusing me of racism?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Where did I accuse you of racism?
I'm saying if you're anti-immigration (which is a bit silly, as immigration is a good thing that promotes competition and fuels culture) then you need to devise a method of stopping who can immigrate.

It's pretty tricky to do if it's not by race, and impossible to justify by birthright, considering the amount of spongers and criminals we manage to grow ourselves here, before one even gets into why the geography of where one was born should entitle one to things or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah it's by no means full and some areas are way more populated than others
but towns and cities are only going to grow, i've seen a lot of green land where i grew up turned over for housing

I just think that overall the world is overpopulated though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I generally agree.
I predict a disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# the UK?
it's pretty dense I guess - 51st in the world.

The thing that confuses the whole "we r full!" issue is that all the jobs are concentrated in the UK's major cities - they probably are full.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# yep
I can't get out of my front door in the morning for Somalians pressed against the house
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I love that statement
"piss off immigrants England's full" - oft spouted by someone with 6 kids by 3 different women
edit: mind that piss
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *minds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunno what it's saying

Apart from "Nick Griffin is a racist cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# buwahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Now that the BNP have been forced to accept non-whites, someone suggested encouraging a rush on them of membership, by non-whites
And then voting Griffin and his cronies off the board.

That would be well funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# it is a good idea
but apparently the new membership process involves a home interview from 2 or more existing members!

So I heard somewhere, possibly Radio 4 - so it must be true
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# That's fine.
You just invite a large gang of friends to sit in with you while they process it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# The Nation of Islam should do this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# why does it have to be non-whites?
why can't white people do it too?
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Because your mum, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# my Mum could have your Mum
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Nicely done, I'll repost my "Vote for the Muppets!" here

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello B3ta
It's been a while. I've been thinking about you. I made this for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Why, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahaha reminds me of a guy telling me how when he worked at a factory his mate had got on the tanoy and said
"John Smith (or whoever). John Smith. Your mother has called, and said "mmmmmMMMMMUUUHHHHHH ... ""
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# haha
one of the problems about working in an office is that you can't do that sort of thing.

As it said in the minutes of my last meeting with HR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# is that...
Alex Reid?
(g-rex, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# >:(

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# haha
I've been meaning to rewatch the GF trilogy for years. I must get around to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# what have you been watching instead?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# oh you know, stuff.
meaningless stuff
pumped directly into my eyes
Saturday night
Ant & Dec
draining my soul
leaving me a dried out husk
unable to imagine
or care
or feel.



ITV mainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# what chance
a youtubeatron of your creative process?
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I went out to the car this morning and noticed it was covered in a Sooty layer.


Bloody Iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
#
Shut up!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# /handbag
Had a flight cancelled have we?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# It wa a response to the awfulness of that pun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# ^ That
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# <other></other>
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# is that actually your car?
if it is then your illegal breed dog is probably eating your tracksuited toddler while you're on here
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# If it is it's bloody well illegal as it doesn't have any front plates.
and do me a favour. It's frickin YELLOW!









my rx8 is red.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# why does your dog need front plates?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# So speed cameras can get him.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Bloody hell. Prepare for a good ol'fashioned light-spanging...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Just daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# THAT'S NO MOON
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# just superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# heheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# caution, listing lazily to the left!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Did I mention Trident?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# fork handles!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# 'O's!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Pfft!
I love how the Dark Lord and David Cameron are both saying, don't vote for the Lib Dems. They might win and then where would we be?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# so much this
Vote Clegg - get Brown
Vote Clegg - get Cameron
or simply vote Clegg - get Clegg!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# My fear is that Clegg will win
Shit bricks and dissovle parliment after 6 months.

I'm still voting for them though...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# that would still be an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Damn right.
Be interesting, at least :D
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I like how they've only just thought to mention it
the amount of knee-jerkery from both would be hilarious if I didn't actually live here
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# The "knee-jerkery" doesn't bother me to be honest.
At the end of the day, their job is to get into power, and if they don't succeed with that, then they have failed essentially. However, the main problem I have is that the general public, who are in the main mongers, believe them.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# me neither, its entirely predictable
as well as Clegg stealing the TV debate as they were more bothered about attacking each other, things like the Navy getting sent to help stranded travellers today and the Tories saying "we suggested that yesterday" are just funny - and most people I think now can see how lame, tired and pathetic all the hasty re-positioning is
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# In other news,
just saw this on twitter from Chris Addison,

"Boris Johnson on Cleggmania: "The biggest load of media-driven nonsense since the funeral of Diana." He's an ear for a soundbite, that one."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# hahya
what's Chris Addison's twittername?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# http://twitter.com/mrchrisaddison
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ooh - formal.
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# With a Labour government, most likely
Due to the entertaining way the constituencies are laid out, it's nigh impossible for Labour *not* to return a majority to the house, although I think they're doing their damndest to try.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# theyd have to gain another few more percentage points to win outright
because of our shitty first past the post system
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# actually i quite like first-past-the-post, in principle at least
it means we're *meant* to be represented in parliament by a person rather than voting for some centralised party with its own little dictats. (the reality is, of course, totally different and we all vote by party rather than person... but the principle of our system is not built on parties and i wish party politics would fuck right off and die.)

the big problem here i'd say isn't so much the first-past-the-post system but the increasingly skewed constituencies. i'd not immediately say they've been gerrymandered, but i would certainly say that labour aren't going to be in a hurry to encourage a redrawing of the boundaries while it's aiding them so much, and i doubt the other parties will be in a position to force the issue for quite some time yet.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# i dont think the constituency boundaries are the problem.
Its because the labour vote tends to be concentrated in urban areas whereas the libdem vote is fairly evenly spread across the country.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# well, yeah
that's kind of what i'm meaning -- there are too many constituencies in the cities. there's been a tendency towards moving out of the cities, and a few redrawn boundaries within the cities. neither very big, so far as ive heard, but big enough to leave urban constituencies with generally fewer voters who are generally more likely to be natural labour voters. then you have urban constituencies, who are less likely to be labour, covering much wider ground and these days more people.

the way i see it there's two conclusions you can draw from that. either the boundaries suck and should be redrawn (the one i've taken), or the whole system sucks and we should scrap it and go to pure PR.

either way, i'd say *something* has to change.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# The population rise of the last 20 years has been concentrated in the cities.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
#
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/why-capturing-the-magic-number-of-seats-is-harder-for-the-tories-1930594.html

is fairly interesting. it's doesn't particularly back up my actual claims but it's the same kind of reasoning. depends whether you trust the independent, but it's not traditionally the most hideously tory of papers...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# To be honest,
as long as the Lib Dems at least form some kind of coalition with Labour, i will be happy. It isn't ideal, but would be a million times better than if the Tories win outright or the Liberals are forced into a coalition with them.

If there were a Tory/Liberal coalition, which I do think is hugely unlikely, but possible, absolutely fuck all would get done due to the parties being so diametrically opposed.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# depends how "pure" the Libs actually are
or whether the Tories could make aquiescing on policy "worth their while" with high paid high profile low responsibility cabinet posts, and new business contacts
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# To be honest,
I can't see that happening. Say what you like about the efficacy of the Lib Dems, they are the most principled and honest of the political classes as far as I am concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# It's easy to be honest when you're too powerless to be worth bribing
edit: that said, i agree, but i don't think there's anything intrinsically honest about a lib dem mp just because he's lib dem. and i've lost a lot of respect for the party as a whole since the shenanigans over their removal of charles kennedy, but i still prefer them by a long way to the other two big parties. still, let's see how principled they still are when they get any power...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# people said the same about New Labour
they were elected on a huge anti-sleaze platform, and look what happened. Saying that, I was going to vote Lib Dem anyway and probably still will, just hope that if they get in in any form they stay true to their principles
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# if they make any sort of deal, I hope they insist on proportional representation.
then they'll have a real chance in the future.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# They're all so very different from each other, I don't know who to choose.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I would suggest reading this
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/18/clegg-media-elite-murdoch-lib-dem

I know I'm not going to change your mind, but meh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# fuck
can I vote twice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Nice angle :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# "All of us who care about democracy ... "
From the ex-editor of The Sun.

Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# this
its like asking Nick Griffin for his answer to the travel chaos
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# yeah I know, the guy's an unbelievable hypocrit
But the overall point of the article is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# preaching to the converted in the Guardian though
if it appeared in the Telegraph or Express then it might have some influence, but the Guardian readers are already the most pro-liberal and anti-Murdoch
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Gord looks like a drunk
trying not to appear drunk. (It's very hard).
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# He always looks like that.
Also, have you noticed at the end of each sentence he appears to inhale deeply through his mouth, it looks like he's about to throw up most of the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# When he does that he reminds me of
Mason Verger from Hannibal.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# *runs off to start a Facebook Group - "9 Billion people voting for Cleggy" *
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I think there are already squillions...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)

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