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[challenge entry]

site/blog/facey
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Guuhhh guhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# WHY!?
D:
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# there is no why
only yes
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# HOW FUCKING FAKE!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fIyT66s4So
Green screen tastic
wish I had the software to fuck with that how I want
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# like a light coming loose from the roof of the studio and dangles behind him?
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# If I can I'll do the fake backdrop falling away to show his fucking palace of a garden
utter fucking fake tory cunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# "we've got to get rid of the old politician knows best way of politics"
wtf!?! lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# we've gotta get rid of old politicians
period
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# godspeed on your noble quest sir toast.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# That backdrop is the least artificial thing about him
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Why the long . . .
L
E
G
S
?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# I for one would be glad when this election's over

still love the style though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] make a note boys & girls
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# i want belushi bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Damnit
Now I want bacon. Maybe in a butty. Or diced, fried and in pasta.

Damn you, Smashy. Damn you to Hell's Kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
i will be having chicken curry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Noting that my notes are noted . . . the bright one is beaming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# i made more of these


bigger! (74kb and 950pixels to be precise)


also avaliable in "fucking huge" for your wallpapering needs, if y'like.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I like the round holes more than the wonky ones.
The round ones look more sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# i think you're right
though the last one is round-ish.
(i wonder if i can count this as "consulting a group of peers" when i eventually do my write up)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I'm a peer!
Consider me consulted!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Sure, why not?
We're an "artistic community". Sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# true indeed
worked a treat on my personal statement
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# yey!
*honored*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# do what i do
if in doubt, bullshit your way through it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# these are good
that caterpillar must have been very hungry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Holey Petals !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# hmmm...I'd send 'em back if I were you
they've all got holes in:P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# COOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I know what you're trying to do here
this is some kind of test, isn't it?

Okay, I see some flower petals with burn marks, possibly cigarette. Bottom right is a submarine.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# WRONG!
you're in trouble now.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I am not surprised

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] go on nick! that's it, while he's down! hahaha, brilliant, and again!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# harder! hit harder
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# to be fair, I think Nick's a bit soft
you can't imagine a lib dem using much force
but with time and constant erosion some brain damage may be possible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Vince'd tear him a new arsehole if he got angry enough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Brown's really into that air humping.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# you've seen the video then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Thrust your pelvis - HUH!

Thrust your pelvis - HUH!

Thrust your pelvis - HUH!

Thrust your pelvis - HUH!

Thrust your pelvis - HUH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# have you been watching duckman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Not in a long while
but yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# i miss duckman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# They should really put it on DVD
but apparently, there are problems with the rights or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# pity
it was a great show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Friend of mine taped them all and later put them on DVD
he still plays us an episode or two when we visit him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Woo :D
Love this :D
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Shoe shine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# This gets my vote.
Woo to you, Mr Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# wow this is excellent, love the style, any more coming in this style?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I think it's happy : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# it's like a hideous mixture
of pikachu and mandy of billy & mandy fame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Joop : Jump out of your skin!
This would make a far more awesome advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# He'll run out of faces soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# It's so happy to be happy . . . as happy as happy can be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Strangely goes really well with "Apache" by the Incredible Bongo Band :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# what doesn't go with the Incredible Bongo Band?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# do you animate to music? I hear music when I watch this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I listen to music doin these sometimes
Mostly i like quiet or talk to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# :DD:DD
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
#


Click for bigger (162 kb)
Hello b3ta! I've been away for a while. What have I missed?

ed: argh, sorry all, i'm needed at a pub quiz in 10 minutes. back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# metropolis with a touch of klingon
marvellous, as always
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Golly, that's spiffy :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Didn't realise how Famous Five that sounded as I typed, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# awesome as always
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# ^ This:D
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Wel, let's see
Smash Monkey took up flying lessons
Redsushi finally came out of the closet as a vegetarian Columbian
Dixon Bawls has lost his bawls again. One was found in Portugal, but the other one's still missing
HappyToast found out he became allergic to PNG files
Walrus Man went missing for a while, but he returned
Pedantichrist and Prodge kissed and made up (and some say even more than just kissing), but ended up ignoring eachother again over a burnt toast dispute

(smashing work btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# *feels left out*
*sad ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Aw
*gives Mu a puddin*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# don't worry
i'll take you for a ride in my 'plane.
oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Well you haven't been handing in your logs have you?

Let's see. Page 132 (latest entry). Ah.

Apparently Mu fought a peccary and lost. He now owes the wildswine twentyseven hundred roots and carrots, plus interest.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# They've set siege outside my vegetable cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I heard they can be lured away with pictures of Randy Newman

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# nice b3ta omnibus.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# OMFGWALRUS!
you were sorely missed indeed, welcome back.

you pic is woo of course, gorgous perspecitive skills you have there.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# ooOO! nice
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Best city within a city . . . bar code none !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Treeees
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# now, hold still
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# HaHaHa
They should be more covert about it!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I replied to this with a positive message,
but it went away.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Just go with the phloem
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# *gets wood*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Stop that this instant.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Fucking trees

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Britney Spears Grey Tits Hits...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# you're doing it wrong! aim for the face!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# STOP


carry on
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# spang?
would that i could....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:37, archived)
# she looks impressively brain dead in that picture
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Nailt it's !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo entry
I won't tell you which roads I drive on, but in my mind, this is what I see:

(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# *carries on*
*goes blind*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# i warned you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# careful...it's sharp!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
#
Reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I think I will chance it
*gets jumped by rabid signs*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# :D
this makes me happy
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# I'll have a tenner on the kitteh @ 33/1
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# RUN kitteh!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Where's Obi Wan when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# haha
I would watch this if it was on TV
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# And it's Kitty comin' down the back streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Chris Tarrantula
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# haha what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# very much ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# LOL....who wants to have a million hairs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# you fucking loon!
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Monday blahs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Now do Quentin Tarratino
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# It's for his own good. The walkway is slippy and they don't want him falling in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# You cunt. You replied in the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# you cunt
there is tea coing out of my nose and my mate(on the phone) is wondering why i'm laughing and choking at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Just tell them you're having an orgasm

always works with me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# i think he'd be sick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# BONUS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha...they obviously don't want"his sort"hangin' round
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# That won't stop him...
...he's got hydraulics!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Ooo
Just off the Avenue of the Stars, Hong Kong?
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# tee hee
and hurrah Hong Kong!
(flyinghorse, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] .... :p
(iamgoingtohell, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# pffffft
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# alright, i've stopped
now where's my hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# good god
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Meh!
They do this with graffiti all the time around here.

though
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# That's terrible.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Ahahahah
Oh god that's awful
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
#
A SEMENT PARKING!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE LOOK AT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# park and ride!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# uh
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Oh. That took me far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# still taking
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# He changed the sign too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# offs
*spang*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Oh GOD

How are you Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# lully as always sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Miss*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# you sure?
I apologise if it's the case, but it's still safest to assume people on the internet are men
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Yes, certain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I'll take a ticket . . . to ride !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# she don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
#
♪ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Let's dance!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha Eeeuch!
It looks like she's taking a massive shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
taking
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# she's in the right stance for a traditional japanese toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# would
hard
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# twice
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Cha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Oh god... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# crikey
(pelham123, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Woah
I can taste sick...
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Throw the rice . . . it's on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# *glees*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# *SPLUFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# *Borks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# The Void

www.sevenofpentacles.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# wow that's good
you should totally be an artist or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# ...and be dirt poor the rest of my life?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# fuck me
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# The pipes of Pan...I can hear them!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I dread to think what's about to come out of those woods
They'll all be staring at the thing at the sky, expecting black tentacles to rip the very fabric of spacetime apart and reach for their souls, and they won't focus on the woods, they won't hear the siren song of the pipes, the skittering breathy noise of the player, they won't feel the soft fingers on their throats until it's too late and they fall, fall to a darkness blacker than any Lovecraftian horror where they will wail for death but death will refuse to come.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# (I got this vision while listening to classical music)...
...The pipes of Pan for sure... entering my brain through my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# He's a smart one, all right
As insidious as a goat. An insidious goat, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# This will stop the airports from running on time!
TJ - I have 2 Alton Towers tickets valid for tomorrow only if anyone wants them?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah sure
What's the catch
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# well you gotta come get them NORTHAMPTON
and gotta go tomorrow
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Sent you a message...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# i love the world of atomic
woo :D fantastic as always mate
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# only strange things in my world...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Moar!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# (seeOthers)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# the detail in your pics is amazing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# ...which is why my eyes are suffering.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# The Void . . . is . . . unavoidable !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# It's come for you...
...the rest of us are safe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I feel much better now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# this is destined to be a gatefold album cover for an 80's ROCK band.
and is WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# "Saved By Zero"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# ^ Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# The destruction of the world?...Yeah, I guess it is.
(thanks)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Woo
And Woo :D
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# 2woos...FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Ormagöden!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# say goodbye...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# loverly stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# incredible
you magnificent bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Erm...
Is it just me or is it a bit Goatse-ish?
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Have you been reading Peter F Hamilton again?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
# SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM CROSSPOSTING SPAMMING WHORE
It's that time of year again. RANDOM BURN TIME!
Everyone is welcome, as long as you do as you're told, and send your CDs, no-one will get hurt.
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22148

Sorry about the lack of picture. As you were...
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# PYRAMID SPAM!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I love pyramids me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Best of all the prismatoids
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# You should get some cream for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I think I'll get some fudge
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# chevrons you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Not me mate, I don't see the attraction
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# *sympathises*
Also, they're harder than they look...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# TO BEL AIR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# This chevron is too pointy
*blunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# oh come on, they're lovely
edit: I'll just leave this here to prove how easy it is to fuck up a simple thing like a chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Poor poor Nibus :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# yep, definitely chevrons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I prefer chevrons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# their angular nature is much more appealing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# CHEVRON SPAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Yr doin it rong lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# a/s/l?

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Mmm spam
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# nom
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# This event is now illegal under the Digital Economy Bill
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Nark
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# *calls Feargal Sharkey*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I rather think it was illegal before that


but fuck it, it's music - music is for listening
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Mandy is soooo gonna come round your house and spank you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Or worse

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# the Pope certainly is a natty dresser
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# but the 19th of June is after the election
Hopefully he'll be too busy sucking Sony cock for pennies by then
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Here's Flossy having a shower............NAKED!..(SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# yay!
but can you make a NSFW version?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# One with a BONE in?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# nothing too pawnographic
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# But showing a nice piece of tail.
And something like spaniels' ears?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Happy dog!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKFH_zh4gY0&feature=related

I thought Fats Waller wrote this tune. I think these guys were the originals.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ARF....syncs good:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# all the rain is Vagabond-related....pure coincidentaL*.....:D
*may be spelt rong
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I have others...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I've got snow in this one

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# That's Snow Joke...

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click* then fetches towel...

:)

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# ooooooooh....(I like a good rub-down)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaah . . . the smell of wet fur in the shower !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Nothing quite like it to remind you how lonely you really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# the rotting corpses of your murdered family hanging in the garage?
maybe that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# AAAAAH!....a man after me own heart/dog
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Must be a fleabag.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# ^ This
:D
(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# pfft
you are good at this giffery lark
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Come get some...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# SLOW DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Sorry...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Nice gun by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Dirty boardspammer!
*flame* *flame*

Oh wait, it's you. Carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I really do apologize :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# So where's the jaffa cakes?
It's not a proper apology without jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Colonel* O'Neill has some


* may no longer be a Colonel
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# OOh...
...now you're talking, yummu yum yum! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# ASH-HOLE!


not you bofingham!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# "The Adventures of Bennett from Commando, The Early Years"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Not seen much of him in films recently
I think his career is in de Kline.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I have a prediction
Next year, any variation in global temperatures will be attributed to the eruption.

It should, actually, have a cooling effect. So fire up those Hummers!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I am waiting for the first sanctimonious twerp to start saying that this is a good thing environmentally since it has reduced air flight so dramatically.
My killing knives are good and sharp now.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# haha
I had been wondering about this too. Aslo...

sand in engines - bad
sand comes from deserts.
Muslims live in deserts.
Therefore Volcano is Muslim.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Sand in your vagina is really bad for vaginal yachting too.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# YES I BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE AND PERFECTLY IN CONTEXT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I knew it!
*writes to Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# that's where i just read it
on pages 1-94
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# This is Al qaeeda's God showing them what he really meant by 'take the planes out of the sky in a big cloud of smoke'
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I blame the forrins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
#
s3.amazonaws.com/infobeautiful/planes_volcanos.png
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# You know what, this is a good thing environmentally since it has reduced air flight so dramatically.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# *kills with knives*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Yes, stopped all those nasty jets filling the atmosphere with polluting fumes
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
#
gizmodo.com/5519809/eyjafjallajokull-daily-co2-output-utterly-dwarfed-by-european-aviation-industry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Interesting graph!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)

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