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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: INFOGRAPHICS & FLOWCHARTS


Open up Photoshop, and show us the truth about anything, using the medium of infographic and flowchart.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
#
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 7:37, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# this challenge will bork my brain
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# ahhh finally, an Excel-only challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Excelent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Well let's get this fucking over with already
(__, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# THIS CHALLENGE IS OVER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Well, that was a short challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
#
i found this and i think it should win the challenge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# it's win the COMPO, you cunt
(__, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
#
i found this and i think it should win the challenge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
(JoePesky, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# 27bslash6
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# I'm not an expert with charts but it looks like an overwhelming "yes" with this one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
#
it's not an original idea though
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# the human species has been around long enough now that the possibility of an original idea is close to zero
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# I believe that was the way I was taught about pie charts in primary school. Props to my teacher.
Also, have a gift
(JoePesky, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Calm down, calm down!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I hope this works


He may be an odious twat but they teach good culinary skills at Eton
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Goes nicely with his kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Weirdly enough...
Kebab and Omelette is probably a good night out for the Old Etonians
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# well your right on the first count
but I don't know anything about Eton "culinary skills"........... this guy does
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQwvFF_2rC4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Wahey.....
That takes me back. Travelling up to Edinburgh Festival with DJ Yoda on the stereo all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Sounds uncomfortable for him.
Couldn't you have found him space anywhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# He's only ickle
and he snaffled all my mint imperials out of the glove compartment
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# i made a terrifying wallpaper today
my terrifiyng wallpaper
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Too much terror
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# thats Good :D
(herman:D, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# the crowd looks ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I'm sure that's Rab C. Nesbitt, dead centre?
Looks like a prison visit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
could well be!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# ha
looks like 1984 :)
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# that's what i'd thought too
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# the background is shopped courtesy of that rather lovely b3tan Manic...
b3ta.com/board/10013999
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# mainly because it is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# down one from Rab C and two to the right is the janitor from scrubs
(JoePesky, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# It most likely IS Gregor Fisher
He was in 1984 as "Parsons".
www.imdb.com/name/nm0279524/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# This man cannot possibly be the next Prime Minister..
He's an arse, as are the party he represents and its ideals.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# how is that different to the Prime Minister we have now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Wait and see..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
# i suppose i'll have to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# and thus, politics was born
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# am i the only one that HATES this 'giving a speech to the people behind me' thing that has started to occur recently?
it's shit beyond words
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
# This way he can claim "the people"are all behind him....err.....something like that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/user/Speechbreaker
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# That's a bit good that is!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I got a tablet, so I drew this...

Now to learn to draw properly.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# fecks a bit odd
bumhole and aids?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# yeah, I cant get used to taking it from behind.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Practice makes perfect, dear boy!
*smokes pipe*
*edit: just saw the dog smoking pipe below. Being unconsciously influenced!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# if it feels too odd
go back to using your right hand

har har har!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Time to relax.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# lazy dog is lazy :)
woo
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# that's one relaxed dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I am so jealous of that dog right now.
Lovely idea.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# dog's got it sussed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# all over lully
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# awww, yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I like that dogs attitude.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# awwwwwwww
happy dog is the happiest dog in his street!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# yay for stonerdog!
Nice animation :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)
# We'll be ready next time
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger cork!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# i might borrow those when I next go out for a curry
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Good one
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] *BANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# hahahaa
*click*
long time no see surgeon
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# best part of the film
and it's nice to see maggie's head explode
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Oh yes!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# HAhaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# a welcome return
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Bumface Dave nicked that head off Urine Smeller!

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# I've got part 1....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Haha! I've got part 2...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# and the american version! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# HAHHAA
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# In the news today...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Holy christ that's a big shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# All teh best bait* for the big ones...
*Rescue Swimmers
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
#
wot?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Reference this:
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# :DD

(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
# AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# This is no cave.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Reminds me of...
The asteroid cave monster from Star Warz
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# i get all the womens


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# But only ones that're still alive, I've made that mistake more than once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# dead kittins:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I thought nailing it to her front door would be romantic :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I suspect you made the classic mistake
and didn't put a red rose in its mouth
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# i'm a lady(stop fucking laughing), i don't love kittens
although i do like the fact that their tails stick right up in the air
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# whatevs.
you love kittens
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# i don't
i like goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
# What about puppies?
Doggy puppies, not breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# they're funny when they yawn
that's about it. i'm not much of a pet person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# There has to be some kind of small furry animal that you like.
Bunny rabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# yawning kitten is very cute
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# that kitten isn't yawning
he's laughing as he imagines tearing his owner's heart out and eating it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# B-b-bbb-bbutt kittens cant think that
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# they can and they do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
#
Im going to hide my pantry till it all goes away
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# you'll be in there a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Tribbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# very tasty in stews
the pets i have had were mice, a tarantula, a python, lots of fish and a cat that was foisted on me by my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Tarantula are furry. Mice too!
What about rats? Rats are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# rats like to bite me
as do ferrets. i got the mice because my neighbours were getting rid of them, i got the tarantula because my ex gave it to me when he went to work abroad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Fish are good.
I had pet shrimp. They were brilliant. My dad had stick insects. They breed loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# sea monkeys!
i'd like pet sea horses, i like those.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Ooh yes!
Mud skippers would be cool, though I imagine the tank would smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:31, archived)
# probably would
when i had mice, their cage always stank, no matter how often i cleaned it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# i've got a 5ft common boa
he's gawwwwjus
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:32, archived)
# i had a 7 foot carpet python
he was a bastard for getting under the stereo cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# my mum is fostering a cat and her kittens
they make me smile, and i'm a man....
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i did not mean make it look like kittens are ladies only
i was just saying they love them because i got some and they love them.

men can love kittens also.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# heh no worries
didn't want to look like a lady thats all :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# in that case, maybe you should rethink the dress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11, archived)
# its a kilt darling
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# and the stiletto heels?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# medical reasons
arched heels?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# why do i not believe you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, archived)
# And the lipstick.
He should keep the eyeliner though, it's a good look.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# it does highlight his cheekbones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# oh you busted me
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Fostering a desire?
(jimmymack, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# ...and what the fuck are the other 158?
*worried glances*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Men being wrong for many different things.
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# 157 types of chocolate and diamonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Oh and shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# i need new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# dunno, i didnt work them out yet


women are complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I made my moustache from part of a kitten,
I'm way ahead of the game here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Kitten penis doesn't hold the same woman magnet properties.
Sorry to break it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# It's lovely and furry, I don't see what the problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# in the seventies, maybe
 
unless you are banging hipster skanks, I would not know
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# haha its true,
look at the posture, poise , cross armed :3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# That looks dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, archived)
# nope he's alive and scratching :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Can I borrow him?
I have lots of mice in my kitchen, and UB40 won't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Fucking diva.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I love your stuff
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)
# well, this is true.
: )
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Done this for darklord :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Is you one of those youths i've been hearing about?
*Prepares ASBO and letter to daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# haha no
ive not done it illegaly in a long time ever
and been doodling it for 11 years
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Well it's very nice and I am sure Dark lord will like it
but should it really have taken 11 years to complete?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# dude dats dope!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# pregnant skull belly is pregnant
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry


But the recent revelation that Nick Clegg actually has a bit of attitude, coupled with the Libdem's colours meant that I just had to get it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
'Iron balls Clegg'...

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, but it 'aint bad actually!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# it's all about "The Clegginator"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Some more awesomes.
Only no.1 and no.4 are edited.
Link 1
Link 2
Link 3
Link 4
Link 5
(. Y . ), Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# love the sunset
really nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Ta very mooch.
That's the view from my house, that is :P
(. Y . ), Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# tis lovely
where is the lighthouse??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Southstack, Wales.
Google Maps
(. Y . ), Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# nice
i quite want to go up a light house :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Real photo sun....wait....what?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha
dont know why - but that made me laugh like a fool on heat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
# ooo thats loverly, what camera do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# No idea. Can't find it now!!1!!?1!!
Think it's a panasonic. Some chunky monk I got a few years back.
(. Y . ), Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# well as long as it takes pictures like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Happy Volcano Day!

Assume this is going to be the new compo but can't access B3ta at work anymore thanks to the I.T drones installing web marshall....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Nor I
all the mirrors have died, or also don't work.

I quite liked a quick glance every now and then to keep me sane :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Tried a proxy?
Or are they all blocked too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# cant you use chrome incognito
browser??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Apparently...
it's set to scan a page for objectional material before showing it.
I can see the front page but as soon as I click on the message board it throws a fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Our's is fairly basic
it simply blocks sites on content rating, b3ta because it's 'adult', a bag manufacture I use, Kifaru, on content (bombs, explosives, firearms)

I have 'privileged access' as well, apparently, giving me access to Facebook, youtube, etc, but it's still utter bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# nice
love the smoke in his mouth! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# That is where smoke is meant to be....sigh
(Former championship level smoker)
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# An Afro Disco Cat for Redsushi! because he is cool.

CFB (260kb)

I got an early birthday present from the fella in the form of a graphics tablet, so I've been doing little drawings with it all day to try and get the hang of it. So right now I'm taking requests. Stuff like 'a dinosaur' will probably get drawn, stuff like 'Scarlet yiffing a a Thundercat' probably won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# LEVIATHAN!
When is your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# 29th April
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# haha fucking win!
*saves*

Yours is the day after mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# *memememememe's*
Me, outside 10 Downing Street, opening the doors to my new house.

When I say "me", I mean, Gonz, not [real name].
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Forgot to draw the actual door-opening
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# YES !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# This looks like
Bootsy Collins's cat :D
(John_Bonham's_snare gave you tinnitus on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha!
True dat!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# ooh oooh!
can we have a big angry gorilla?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# huzzah!
i like his red eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# haha
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# can i have a dragon?
i'd like it for my upcoming b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# YAAAAAY!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Dinosaur was a perfect self-suggestion.
Although I'd modify it with rainbows personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Or a stoat. I like stoats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# or a zombie :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# \o/
Can I profile this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# trying to paint water drop in Photoslop :D


Click for bigger (26 kb)

more crap here www.simonrudd.info/blog/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I vote 1 and 3
If there is to be a vote
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# great you just voted in
the tories ;) hehehe thanks! :D #1 is my fav followed by #4 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I like 2.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# GAWD, is there ANYTHING you won't sexualise?
We all know you like number 2s.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Is this in aid of a masterpeice
or positive tomfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# tomfoolery
:) trying things out and trying to learn more - its a full time obsession of mine!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I should probably get photoshop
But i lernt in Corell Draw and proceded to lose the disk =/
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# you should
its good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# 2 is best, i know.
I should probably download some kind of drawing thingy so i can comment.
(jimmymack, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# there are loads of free good art thing
try myPaint - its not bad for free! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:49, archived)
#
I use paint.net tis free simple and ok
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Ta for that.
I'm off to download them and draw a big pink cock on a cute Kittycat.
(jimmymack, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# hehehe
do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Wet and drippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# sounds like me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# I vote 1 :D
www.lunacore.com/photoshop/tutorials/tut006.htm
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# thank ya
good tutorial - will have to have a go at that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# And this
www.lunacore.com/photoshop/tutorials/tut009.htm
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I like 2
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# God, GAWD, god all mighty !
Is there ANYTHING you don't relate to poo?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# :D
My new tablet's serial number has P00 in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Haha, happy birthday, I hope you get loads of joy from it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Ta! I'm sure I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# thank you squire!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# cheer
more practice needed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry]


not sure how labour elmo is, but cookie monster fits the tories to a t.

(a friend of mine made the middle one, and i felt it needed to be expanded apon.)

edit: bugger, didn't realise that compo was still open!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# I like this :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# ta :)
to you all
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Oscar the grouch for green
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:28, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# winner by a mile/street
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Haha, excellent work, Made this one the other day

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# shouldn't that be...
"Made this one, ah, ah, ahh, the other day"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Hahaha,
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Not starting a new thread for this...
...crappy TOAP of mine, probably bindun

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# That twitter made me laugh so much
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# *laughs cock off*
awesome!!not worth new thread?I'd FP this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha
massive laugh-out-loud-in-living-room-in-front-if-confused-cats moment.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# arf
shell
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# ha ha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# :D
I actually pulled that face.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# hahah.. :D
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Now I'm thirsty for a Stella.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Stella? I feel this is more Cobra weather
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# I got a Guinness right here!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# woo
(1.618..., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# hehe
that source has so many possibilities, I'm surprised we don't see it more often...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I always suspected Daffy was a tory.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Sublime
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# :D ....poor Nick.....not even a mention
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha,
love that duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# give me a chance to shine and ill blind everyone.

simple.

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# How can you possibly be so cute?
You must live on top of a cute mine or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# its an ancient cute burial ground actually.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Shine on you crazy diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Elite FTW!
Still the best game of all time!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I concur :)
This is my rendering of CobraMKIV
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# woooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooosssssssssssssssh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# by der gods!
I haven't got round to playing elite yet!!
*launches elite on modded PSP and inserts blake's 7 series 1 disc 2 into PS3*

it's like a fusion of retro and sony!
(venort apparently exists, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# aww, you big softy...
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)

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