that'll teach them insurgent meeces!and also - Ninj - an animation? :D
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:11,
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New balls, please!Oh, no, it's ok - you keep them...
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:20,
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Ooo... Ta!Ha ha ha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:40,
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Well that's just not right at all.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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I like this, but I don't like it
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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The charge of the Desert Cats. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:14,
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haha!although I read this as dessert cats
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:16,
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"pussies galore"..plus re-coil!!!...have a "click":D
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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Cat-a-pult!!!woo, and a quick help request, anyone here using Adobe Illustrator, at CS3 or CS4 versions? I need a file resaving so I can open it in CS2
P.s Cheers Prodge & Nibus
(P.s Cheers Prodge & Nibus
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:18,
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Hi Ninj (as you are 1st)I have a logo in ai format that upon opening is giving me the old "saved in newer version of Illustrator" message. I need it back saving to CS2 in possible.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:34,
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Cheers :D The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:36,
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ayeif those other two mess it up
bwahahahahaha
(bwahahahahaha
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:26,
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Bloody hell.You'd need a heart of iron not to laugh at that
(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:41,
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Flight, "steel heart, May you laugh." Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:10,
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Oh, the iron-y Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:41,
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Magnetism, you say?Mwa ha ha ha ha!
www.rsc.org/Publishing/Journals/DT/article.asp?doi=b927522c
I made a single-chain magnet.
(www.rsc.org/Publishing/Journals/DT/article.asp?doi=b927522c
I made a single-chain magnet.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:48,
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YOU MAKE UP ALL THESE WORDS!!!!STOPPIT!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:51,
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Mwa ha ha ha!
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:52,
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I've been awful this weekend.A very kind Mr Spoonful showed me a program for getting pictures out of Youtube videos and I went a bit crazy...
I've put most of them in my profile but here's one for now:
(I've put most of them in my profile but here's one for now:
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:56,
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hahaI loved Oddjob.
And Jaws - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8642353.stm
(And Jaws - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8642353.stm
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:57,
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Oh, I hope they get it all sorted out.Craig's an excellent Bond - actually something like the literary character. I also hope that Sebastian Faulks writes another book.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:04,
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WHY MISH MONEYPENNYI'D LIKE TO SHTICK MY PENISH IN YOUR ARSH AND GIVE YOU A GOOD SHEXY SHEEING TO
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:12,
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Bond - you have an appointment with HRAND TRY NOT TO KILL THEM THIS TIME WILL YOU!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:15,
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"appointment with hr"there's the next movie title, right there
(,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:17,
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hahaha!with the follow-up "Interview with the HSE"
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:18,
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pff"Time for your performance review, 007. Now, last year we set you the target of not writing off so many BMWs. How did you rate yourself? I've given you a 3."
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:18,
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True, but.......nah, I've got nothing.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:13,
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aaaaaaah...the old "isostructural series"a longtime favourite of mine
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:59,
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Saves a lot of effort not having to do a crystal structure each time. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:11,
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That's what I end up thinking half the time.I write a paper, forget about it and when I get it back for error checking, I can't remember writing half of it.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:11,
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This is why I hate any kind of coding.People say I should comment it when I do it but I'm a masochist like that. Or a fucktard, take your pick.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25,
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Gone gay for copperIt's the uniform...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:10,
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MAGNETSFUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:44,
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he is poles apart from other guys Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:46,
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Some find him repulsive.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:47,
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It's a polarising issue Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:49,
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I can't say I'm an expert in the field. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:57,
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I can't say weber you are or not Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:01,
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You'll have to check through the filings. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:03,
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These puns are rather B grade.Also, there's a whale in my living room. What can I do to get rid of her?
(,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:08,
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Take her to Redfern.I hear they have a whaleweigh station there.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:15,
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sounds fishy. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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No need to blubber over it. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:20,
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fin Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:34,
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Right.ha ha ha!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:40,
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Does chem have a small forklift or something similar that I can borrow?
Nah, but a few litres of conc. nitric should shift it.Might need a new bathtub, though.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:27,
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Ha ha, fuck!Oh, that is so getting used at work on Monday!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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I didn't say which Monday...bugger.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:33,
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If you direct it at the tractor mechanictell her who came up with the joke...
(,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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Ha!I got her a good one the other week. For some reason when she came and sat with us at the Royal, everyone was in a quiet patch. She asked why, but no-one answered, so I chimed in.
"Ah, it's the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He died at Auschwitz"
"Oh."
"Yeah, he fell out of his guard tower."
("Ah, it's the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He died at Auschwitz"
"Oh."
"Yeah, he fell out of his guard tower."
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:52,
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A moment's silence(even the people who'd heard me tell it that morning had forgotten) and then the laughs. "I knew you were joking..." Yeah, right.
Althjough nearly ten minutes later, one other guys asks if I was joking...
(Althjough nearly ten minutes later, one other guys asks if I was joking...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:55,
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leave a trail of cakes and other tasty pastries out through the door and into a waiting taxi? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:16,
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kill, cook and eat her
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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Purely for scientific research, you understand. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:21,
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Hypothesis: Whales are tasty edit: I have absolutely no idea whether I have used that word correctly
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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Someone on t'net wrote this weekend"Instead of slaughtering whales for their blubber why don't we offer them oceanic lyposuction?"
( Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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her car is out the front, and if the shops were open i wouldconsider going and getting a packet of mars bars for this.
(,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25,
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fill her blowhole with ghee Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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shitty fucking magnets
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:47,
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That's my career you're talking about! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:18,
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Did you steel that joke?Bet you nickel your puns... :)
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:30,
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that might be the stupidest thing I've seen all daybrilliant
(
Pootle,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:58,
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I haven't seen Jolly Jack around these parts lately....or any of his busty friends.
I used a Graphics tablet today for the first time and sketched out one of his drawings.
(I used a Graphics tablet today for the first time and sketched out one of his drawings.
samjuk,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:48,
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I shall be doing this today!I shall also, as I have just found out it is playing at my local cinema today, be going to see Some Like it Hot! Woot!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:57,
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Don't you think you'll be having trouble parking your tank? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:07,
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Only in extricating other people's bumpers from the tracks.ning!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:40,
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How's the ham-pimping business? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:44,
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Opening up another butcher's next week mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:58,
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He has been around, just not much.(
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:59,
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I would join you,But funding is tight...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:43,
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True, also I don't think being hung over tomorrow is a good idea.
It's never a bad idea.Unless you are either a) performing intricate surgery or b) defusing nuclear warheads where the slightest touch of the detonator against the casing sets it off.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:54,
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"DRAW A FUCKING ARROW AND LEAVE ME TO SLEEP, YOU SHITS!"Should sort that scenario.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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I accidentally went to the pub last nightwish I hadn't now...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:14,
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DO IT TO ME ONCE AGAAAAAAIN! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:57,
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both 2 weeks late for the compo, and done in mspaint.
that's the professional attitude you get with cumquat may
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:51,
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ha cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:19,
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but your blue colour is giving me a subliminal message...
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:07,
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I can see a message in the artifacts mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:07,
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I admire your talents in the advertising department.Now, about the bedroom department...
(,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:29,
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hey, I have no problem satisfying my loverswhy just last night I gave him some leftover mince, and took him for a walk round the block
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:00,
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All politicians are liars.The only reason someone actively seeks a position of power is to serve themself.
They only say what they think we want to hear in order to vote them in.
(They only say what they think we want to hear in order to vote them in.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:09,
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ahhhahhhahhh
woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:36,
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I swear I saw a recumbent bicycle this morning with him in it.Same expression, only clean shaven. It was oddly startling.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:18,
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I thought neil Buchanan was banksy?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 8:37,
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Gallipoli & VB: Helping diggers to get pissed since 1915
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:23,
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GET IT IN YAIT'S A FUCKEN WARZONE, BRUCE
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:24,
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FUCKEN GET A BIG BLACK DOG UP YA Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:25,
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JUST LIE DOWN AND THINK OF ENGLAND
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:32,
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I'm going to have to go home and get on the beers I think Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:35,
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This is the true Anzac spirit
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:37,
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oh fuck, we losten.wikipedia.org/wiki/DB_Breweries
"Asia Pacific Breweries acquired DB Breweries in 2004.."
although they, in turn, are owned by Heineken
("Asia Pacific Breweries acquired DB Breweries in 2004.."
although they, in turn, are owned by Heineken
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:41,
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there's still Independent Liquorwww.independentliquor.co.nz/Home/tabid/36/Default.aspx
but their beers are pretty terrible, they mostly push RTDs to kids
which is bad
(but their beers are pretty terrible, they mostly push RTDs to kids
which is bad
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:43,
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I guess Lion Nathan is the true ANZAC swillen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_Nathan
AND BOY DO I MEAN SWILL
(AND BOY DO I MEAN SWILL
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:45,
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*shudders again*there is hope
www.emersons.co.nz/
epicbeer.com/
(www.emersons.co.nz/
epicbeer.com/
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:47,
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that's true, Emerson's is fucking tastyI have had Epic before (when I lived in Mount Eden, la di da) - nice, but not so nice I have to seek it out..
I mostly drink locally brewed Heineken, or Flame
or Absolut, of course
(I mostly drink locally brewed Heineken, or Flame
or Absolut, of course
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 7:02,
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Is Heineken also made in NZ?I bet its nicer than the stuff that's made here
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 7:04,
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yeah, unless it's the real deal (imported), all our Heinies are now brewed here in Waitemata.SERIOUS BUSINESS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 7:11,
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epic armageddon and epic mayhemSERIOUS BUSINESS
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 7:19,
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That reminds me ofwww.redoak.com.au
and
https://www.littlecreatures.com.au
(and
https://www.littlecreatures.com.au
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 7:02,
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100% evil and uglyI'm sure the Ganges River in India tastes better then the slop that they produce
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:59,
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ahhhahhhhhahhhahwoo!
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:24,
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ahhhahhhahhh
/even lazier effort, from the odious cyclops challenge
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 3:42,
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WHAT'S THE TIME? DIAPER TIME Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 3:07,
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if you haven't seen It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia this will pretty hard to contextualise(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 3:54,
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i've never heard of itgoing to have to investigate now. looks interesting.
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 4:08,
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as usual the earlier seasons are better/autocomplete
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCaTpFwcC9o
but I liked them all
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCaTpFwcC9o
but I liked them all
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 5:00,
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but they're elegant AND comfortable! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:19,
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disturbingon at least 17 levels
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 3:09,
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I'm calling you on this.Name those 17 levels.
(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 3:22,
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the carpetthe socks
the fat rolls on the knees
the oversized safety pin
the wallpaper
freebase
the oversized dummy
the too-short tshirt
the nappies
the fat man wearing nappies
the fact someone even makes nappies that big to start with
the thought of why he's wearing nappies
the thought of having to clean up afterwards
the fact he has a "friend" there to take a picture
that he actually has a friend
the fact that person is presumably enjoying being there
that i've seen the source picture before
(the fat rolls on the knees
the oversized safety pin
the wallpaper
freebase
the oversized dummy
the too-short tshirt
the nappies
the fat man wearing nappies
the fact someone even makes nappies that big to start with
the thought of why he's wearing nappies
the thought of having to clean up afterwards
the fact he has a "friend" there to take a picture
that he actually has a friend
the fact that person is presumably enjoying being there
that i've seen the source picture before
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 3:27,
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Evenng
Nothing fancy. Tried a linocut instead of wood. Very easy to cut, but i feel like i'm cheating. Mis-cut her left eye, so i fixed it up in photoshop.
Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:54,
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:Dlully as usual woo, liking the re-occuring character, woo again
( FIEND,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 2:02,
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Very cute indeed
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 2:03,
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It looks great!If you hadn't say anything, I doubt anyone would've been any the wiser
(,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 2:05,
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That's lovely! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 3:01,
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*click*This one reminds me of the vibe I get off of better produced video games. Like a deep but ambiguous culture.
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 4:49,
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it's quiet. too quiet.have a fish
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:34,
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FISH THREAD! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:39,
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that's not a fishit's just a red herring!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:44,
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hey, mu, i don't think there's anyone else here Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:49,
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everyone likes fish! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:55,
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It started so well, with an accurately drawn cuboid... then I got distracted...
(,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:08,
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i dislike jelly Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:11,
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another person!stay here, don't leave me with mu! he likes to touch inappropriately!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:55,
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Hey, you're the one who tied ME to the chair, remember?
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:57,
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you wouldn't stop squirmingwhat was i supposed to do?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:01,
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I just wouldn't call kicking and screaming my way to freedom "inappropriate touching"
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:04,
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you did at the time Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:06,
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I'd have said anything to get you to put down the cattle brand at that point. Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:08,
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you didn't complain about the whisk and the eels, though Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:10,
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Yay for feeesh!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:58,
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I have a bream!
A quick, shitty bream.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:07,
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looks like a carp to me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:08,
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you shouldn't badmouth other folks arts like that...oh 'carp'! :P
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:10,
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that is a goodfish Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:04,
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octopus: not actually a fish
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:04,
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why does it only have six tentacles?
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:08,
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this is not fishbut it's tasty, so i'll let it pass
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:07,
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TASTY, BUT DEADLY Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:20,
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I'm too tired to draw so here's my half-assed attempt...o
.o
o
..CXI
(.o
o
..CXI
Rico,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:55,
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this is the essence of fishtherefore, i shall call it nam pla
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:56,
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SHIT, I FORGOT I CANT DRAW :))
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:03,
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well I like itcatfish?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:04,
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yes, aside from goldfish, it's about the only kind of fish I've regularly seen IRL PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:09,
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when do you get your white stick? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:09,
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Don't tell her, I think she's intending to beat you with it.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:15,
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the one that sometimes comes with a free dog Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:17,
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So, what's with the name change, ya big poof?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:34,
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OMG! look at all of deese feeshes!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:12,
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hahahahahahaha! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:16,
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well, my sleepytime pill is workingso i'm off to bed before i crash at my desk.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:19,
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FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSHHHHHH!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:19,
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man I hope this ended well(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:34,
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let's hopeI have seen some top quality trolling on that site, not just from b3tans
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 2:47,
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now you're just going to have to explain the chicko roll to all the poms again Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:35,
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That thought had crossed my mindOh well, short and sweet for our pommie friends: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiko_Roll
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:42,
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They sound kinda nice... minus the celery. Celery is fucking shit
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:54,
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"Chiko" is an abbreviation for "Chicken"It does not contain chicken.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 4:02,
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this is the funniest description I've read yet(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 4:07,
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Mmmm, looks tasty!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 1:55,
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now that one is great: D
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 2:52,
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retroactive consent(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 2:58,
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that was my desktop image for many months til i switched to maci missed it. :-)
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 6:41,
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I saw a fish!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 4:58,
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shit i bet you love fingering kids
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:48,
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Y'know, that's actually mildly amusing.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:20,
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Amused! :-)
Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face,
Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:19,
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now, you shouldn't make fun of catholic prieststhere are so many people doing it already that the satire is entirely lost
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:51,
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I am Catholic,So I'm allowed, in the same way a black guy can call his mate nigger.
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Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:51,
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you love the pope, don't you? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:53,
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really?i didn't know you were so kinky!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:11,
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he really should try using the bathroom Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:18,
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Party's overThe Daily Mail has discovered ChatRoulette.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:55,
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Ha, classic Daily Fail!Someone "was horrified"? Check.
Use of the phrase "This 'X' is little more than Y"? Check.
Tenuously related picture of a celebrity? Check.
(Use of the phrase "This 'X' is little more than Y"? Check.
Tenuously related picture of a celebrity? Check.
the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:15,
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I liked "Just like pornography, it leaves the user feeling dirty and ashamed. ".It's like when you read the Daily Mail then.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:20,
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if they know thatthey've obviously been a user of pornography
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:25,
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I like that in the picture of the guy unzipping his trousers the girl has encouraged him to. Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:31,
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i probably would, too Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:35,
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Whilst......they probably have been/are, your logic is wonky. They could've read psychological studies, talked to people, er, you get the drift.
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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:33,
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If you want to find some quality friends, you've got to wade through all the dicks frist...(
Rico,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:51,
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pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft"'If you don't like something, you just click "next",' my daughter blithely told me.
It saddens me that she has grown up in a society that makes it possible for her to be so worldly and resigned at such a young age."
IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING, YOU JUST. CLICK. NEXT.
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE STOMPING ON KITTENS OR PUPPIES OR SOMETHING
(It saddens me that she has grown up in a society that makes it possible for her to be so worldly and resigned at such a young age."
IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING, YOU JUST. CLICK. NEXT.
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE STOMPING ON KITTENS OR PUPPIES OR SOMETHING
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 2:51,
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yes. yes he is. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:11,
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oh that Ratzinger, such a joker!look at his little face
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 2:59,
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And when he's not wearing the pistachio nut hat...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:45,
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Even Ted and Dougal?Well that's ruined that show :(
Jack...? Well aye he blatantly was.
(Jack...? Well aye he blatantly was.
Rico,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 0:46,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Infographics and Flowcharts"){kind=small}
Yes.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:26,
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counter = 12, surelyand you forgot to increment the counter in the loop.
4/10 - sloppy execution resulting in an infinite loop.
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Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:33,
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4/10 - sloppy execution resulting in an infinite loop.
Yes.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:35,
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Hooray for drunkenness!And on a Sunday, too :D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:38,
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on a sunday night? before work?you reckless fool, you!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:43,
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that is lucky Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:58,
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*what the hell, what the heck*(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:16,
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pfff!*buys stepladder*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:13,
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Hahaha :DA for adults, C for children, but I can't work out B.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:23,
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old ladies Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:27,
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Bints?
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:29,
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a being the tory party,b and c being anyone who wasn't born into money.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:29,
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your graph is giving me the horni hope this was your intention
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:49,
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indeed*rubs thighs*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:55,
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it's taken you 50 minutes to askso you're obviously enjoying it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 23:50,
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You forgot the forth one...*Unsubscribe
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:51,
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HahahaShe actually just told me she's elsewhere. Shht now!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:16,
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I guess Kate Bush's shoes must be quite a weight to swim against...
Well for god's sake, go and put it back.This place is for stuff you make yourself. Not shit you find on the internet.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:15,
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Fuck read the FaqTHINGS THAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF NOT FOUND,
( FIEND,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:16,
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I made this for the pylons challenge a good while back
Do I get a medal?
boris the spider,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:19,
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I'm using a canoe to surf the web mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:18,
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I'm using a dragnet to web the surfEvening all :-) Everyone hanging low n lazy?
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Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:24,
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lazy, yesbut only low until i adjust my chair
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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Sounds almost perfect :-)I need to get very, very rich and have a Lazyboy made with a flipdown laptop table. Or keyboard space for the 5000" superhddoublemegasharpplasmalcd on the wall.
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Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:37,
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i need to get very, very richso i can hire naked, oiled, muscly young men to sit on and use as a computer desk....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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Bit too lazy actuallythink I'll to bed and read a book now
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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so, you didn't make it?what a shame.
*fires burners*
(*fires burners*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:18,
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beef are by far the best monster munch Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:22,
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yer i made that the biggest piece of the piei think flaming hot should be smaller looking at it now though
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:23,
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pickled onion should have a smaller sliceas they're vile and they stink
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:24,
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my ex banned me from eating pickled onion crips for three fucking years.then i dumped him.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:25,
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my ex tried to ban me from eating onionsso i slapped him across the head ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:28,
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i hope it dislodged a tooth or his wig or something, people that ban shit should be banned rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:30,
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it just made him sulkwhich meant i didn't have to have sex with him that night.
a good outcome all round, i feel.
(a good outcome all round, i feel.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:31,
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haha i like your thinkingAND a night off from shaving your minge. double result.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:35,
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trueimmac is not an option
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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Have you ever made the Ultimate Monster Munchby biting off the toes on a beefy one and sticking flaming hot and pickled onion toes on instead?
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Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:26,
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hoshit... no!but i have made the ultimatestarburst by rolling them all into a massive fucking ball and eating it off my finger
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:28,
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that is something i have done myselfshouldn't have put the whole thing in my mouth, i dribbled like a spaz
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:29,
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Oh...my...word...I think we both just learned about something very cool :-D
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Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:38,
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Is a bird in the hand better than one in Kate's Bush....FIGHT!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:46,
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Hahaha brilliant!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 21:56,
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That's awsone hahahawhat software do you use to make such awsome animated gifs?
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Sun 25 Apr 2010, 21:59,
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instaclickAWESOME in every way
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:02,
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Haha! Richard & Judy approve! :D
Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent...,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:32,
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desk toppige for those of you who like this sort of thing(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 21:49,
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is that a vector drawing you didor just a nice photo?
if it is a vector drawing it is fucking awesome!
if it is a photo, well... it is nice, I like the color. I had a motorcycle exactly the same color.
(if it is a vector drawing it is fucking awesome!
if it is a photo, well... it is nice, I like the color. I had a motorcycle exactly the same color.
tubaman,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:51,
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