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[challenge entry] Bindun?
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# yay for changing text...
but i thought the idea was to photoshop HIM... oh nice CDC...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Well I did briefly consider turning Ross Kemps grinning face into the tip of an enormous erect penis
Then I decided against it.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# do it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I'm sure the NSFWness will go down well on the board. >_>
Might give it a bash tomorrow. Pun intended.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:02, archived)
#

Dear Mods
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It's only an hour in,
maybe people will get bored of working with this image?
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# VERY unlikely...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Maybe...
Lets hope so...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] kinky


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(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Please excuse
My dodgy paint skills,ive got no photoshop on this laptop :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# text on a picture...
it said shop HIM not the text...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Sorry
*Hangs head in shame and humiliation*
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# step into my office
YOU'RE FIRED, nah try again :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Not compoed this because it's stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Haha
best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# i like this
because he can now go and fuck himself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# ross kemp IN ross kemp...
bumgays!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear Mods,
As a regular user of you very topical forum, 13303 messages on the main board in 2 years, 6 months and 26 days, I would like to ask a question.

Would it be possible to have a "Ignore Button" for image challenges if you are already bored of the same twating image been used ALL THE TIME!

Thank you for considering this action.

Kind Retards
Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Could be added to profile options
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
#


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(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:50, archived)
# stop kissing things with diseased lips!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
#
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# what, you have swollen bean pods, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Cock X Ray?
the perfect gift for valentines day!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# did dinosaurs have lips?
maybe thats why they died out
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# lips killed the dinosaurs
damn them
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
#
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] what a tit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# bewbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# wonderba
boobs are always a winner. i mean who doesnt like them? everyone loves boobs
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Boobs rock
.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# bewbees
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Excellent!
:-)
(Tivert, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# He loves bell ringing...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Nice rack.
ROSS KEMP IN A RAQ
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 May 2010, 1:01, archived)
# I find this intensely disturbing - for reasons I can't quite explain - and somewhat ace.
pass the mindbleach please!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 6 May 2010, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] unt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# this makes him more hateful than herpes
still, herpes is sexist. if men have it, shouldn't it be hispes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Gah! The smug! It burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# this
he's quite high up on the Bono ScaleTM of cuntyness.

top shop
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Camp Kemp for the Comp

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Aww he looks lovely
And very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# It looks like there's two more of him down her top.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Which might explain his smug expression
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# this kemp person
does he have downs?

was he in spandau ballet?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# ming the merciless regretted agreeing to drag night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# That's not the face of regret
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# he's putting a brave face on it
he doesn't want the hawkmen to know he's made a mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha you made me lol, monksy.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# oh hi popular kemp :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry]


Here's the original poster.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 5 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Argh, more blue names than the newbiest newbie tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Also you might want to shove a question mark at the end of that link to make it work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
#
The link works fine for me.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 5 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# It will because it's cached for you.
Not for everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 5 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Thought that might be it.
Done.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 5 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# It's all done in the best possible taste!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# well, he is a cupid stunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Full on Home LOL!

* Even the dogs are looking at me a bit strange?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# didn't quite work the way i wanted but...


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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 5 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# *does the funky chicken*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# *looks down at Jockeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I sold my teeths


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(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# OOPS
Bit late there
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] See you in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not strictly Ross Kemp, but I'll pearoast this here...

(andysine, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Not strictly Ross Kemp?
Correct, it isn't Ross Kemp at all. Why compo it in a Ross Kemp Image Challenge then?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Eh?
If it's based on a Kemp TV program then I'd say it's very much Kemp related!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# hahah!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# best cfb eva'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Unlucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# BLING BLING!
king of swing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ROSS KEMP


Former soap star Ross Kemp is probably the UK's toughest man, whether he's winning the war in Afghanistan or saving the Amazon rainforest. Photoshop him, and his lovely bald head.

Challenge suggested by multicolouredpopshop and voted for by you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# *digs out reposts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# hehe
great challenge, reposts shouldn't be allowed
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# nor should grocer's apostrophes.
and ninja edits are out of the question.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# grocers apostrophe's
I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Screw you, man! Screw you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# winning the war in afghanistan?
which side is he on?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# He's on his own side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# fucker better not step on my poppies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Bollocks to that
VOTE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# This reminds me about Kemp Folds


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kempfolds.blogspot.com/

(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Wed 5 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# cockbulge
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# yes he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I didn't vote for it
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# my cousin loves him
therefore, i hate the potato-headed gurning champion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# heh heh, i like the sound of this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# What a load of old BOLLOCKS!

* Who is he anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# tough?
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# For the main man CR3
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Main man you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# well keeper of teh codez
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Brilliant Fiend!!
here's the front page of my website - thanks to your brilliant Graffiti - which is under construction..........

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:10, archived)
# hehehe :D
whats with the missing bit in the D, not that im bothered :D , thankyou for liking it
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Ah!
this is just a merge down I did. The Gifs have the full D

I owe you one for this

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# topical toapery


text on a black background, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Haha
Toapical!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:49, archived)
# get that pyroclastic cash flow going!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Volcanigash, she should get some cream for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# fire down below :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# As the spice girls put it,
"If you wanna be my lava, you gotta get with my friends..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# I was trying to think of a pun-reply, but realised that I don't actually know any other spice girls songs.
This can only be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# You need to spice up your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# 'kin bastards........sorry..........................."feathered friends" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# poor jeebus
they're after the beef jerky on his chest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# It looks like he lost a great spaghetti fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# There are no losers in a spaghetti fight
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# singapore vermicelli
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# forgive them father, they know not what th-
OW! Not in the fucking eyes guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# he's lucky.
Goldfinches usually go for nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Ha ha!
Conan would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# now that's sharing.
a man of his word
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Jesus with Tits...

...WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Tomorrow's Front Page
I am from the future, rar.



(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# lol
obey the twat! OBEY!!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAMERON!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I'm gonna buy it..........then I'm gonna wipe my arse with it........IN PUBLIC
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# *while shouting... "how's THIS" for a spoiled paper, eh David?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# come to think of it...I might unfold it after and make a flag out of it
...waving it at the voters
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# i would pay to see that
(i'd pay... but not much...)
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# tickets available online@ wipemyarsewithcameronsface.com
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# shit yes!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# For BBC news 24 to stay balanced,
they would have to show other people using Clegg and Browns face for bum wiping. (tickets! I thought it would be public, boo)
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# im paying for them all its alright
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
then be amazed as your arse votes Cameron?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# postal vote....
through his letterbox :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# will it be a public dump as well?
/scat blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Woo to mind control!


Cameron really is a cunt. I just drove past one of his posters that said 'let's buy new cancer drugs!'
WTF?
YES, LET'S ALL GO OUT AND BUY CANCER DRUGS!
YUMMY LOVELY CANCER DRUGS!
Because Conservatives love the NHS and other public services.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# is that a real poster then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Looked like it.
I may have paraphrased slightly, I was too busy being angry to memorise it word for word.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# What was wrong with the old cancer?
It worked perfectly well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Old cancer was the wrong shape. Also it smelled funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# you shut up and you shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I could agree with an edited version:"Let's buy drugs"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# drugs are for losers
and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Alcohol is a drug!
Haha, you're a loser!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# of course i am!
but my eyebrows are almost non-existant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# You just made me check in the mirror. Mine have joined up in the middle again. Now I'm going to have to hunt for my tweezers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# unibrow!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# |:(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Gasp!
are you Doctor Who?
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# i can't tell you, it'll cause a temporal paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Curses
(I'll get you next time)
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# or maybe last time.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# true......"losing" the ego is the best thing that can happen
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:36, archived)
# not as good as finding a £20 in an old coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# well...................apart from that I meant
*spends said twenty on drugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# i would never take drugs!
not after last weekend
*twitches violently*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# what this country needs is a drugs tsar...
to ensure high quality....get this dodgy stuff off the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# anything that stops me hallucinating gnomes is fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# The gnomes are real.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# no, no! it can't be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*hides under the desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# :D
with an embedded 3d lenticular Hypno toad on the mail
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Heh
Why do you think Sky are investing so much in 3DTV?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# They're gonna think they're amazing
and rip off themselves with some "If Cameron doesn't win tonight, will the last person alive turn the lights off"

cunts.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 5 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# @_@
...must...
...vote...
...Cameron...
...mmmnngggg.....!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Pound Foolish!
(JakeyD, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Does the shit belong to Gordon Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:57, archived)
# I think it's advertising some new consumer product..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# LIke "Clegg's Smeg" (try it today)
or maybe "Cameron's Hammer-irons" (they're great)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# BLUNKETT'S BUM TITS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Mandelson's Handle-buns
with easy grip
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:08, archived)
# BALL'S BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Now ^that's^ just lazy product placement :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Admit it, you want to buy them now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I don't need them.....
BECAUSE I USE...."(HAZEL) BLEAR'S SPHERES" instead....
typing that made me feel very dirty :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Reading that made me feel very dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Are you sure that's Gordon? It's rather hard to tell :\
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:57, archived)
# hahaha its mandy
isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# *filenames* oh yeah, that would make sense. I guess it's Mandy
It's rather hard to tell from the lack of hair and atypical facial expression.

Actually I thought it was gyles brandreth
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:03, archived)
# it must be one hell of a shit
because it seems to have tickled him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Leave Bozo alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry for being late to the party. i'm a noob, it is now after tuesday.
OMG IMAJ NOT HEER
(salty_peters, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:41, archived)
# BIGGAR! MAKE IT MUCH BIGGAR!
Should have waited til next tuesday

EDIT: How rude of me, that's your first ever post isn't it?
Couple of useful pointers:
Try to keep the filesize less than 100k
Also TOAPS are much funnier if you use comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:42, archived)
# look at you, being all polite!
you're just trying to make me look like a narky cunt because i'm in a bad mood, aren't you? admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Go suck a lollipop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# way ahead of you
*slurps apple-y goodness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRECIOUS LOLLIPOPS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Nastified them!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:00, archived)
# so i see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Give me some credit... it's hard to nastify lollies!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# i applaud your past nastification
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Sexy summer fun!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:04, archived)
# OMG, you have just made me realise that it is now warm enough to legitimately go and buy ice lollies!
*goes to check on freezer space*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Ahahahah, I've got you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# i had a screwball today
i may stock up on ice pops tomorrow.
or i may just make some lolly ices myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I made the best beer lollies!
You suck all the concentrated beer out of them and then throw the ice away.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:59, archived)
# nice!
cider ones are lovely, too. i think i'll make some!
*goes to check if the lolly makers are still in the cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# go to makro and get 150 ice pops for £4 XD
om nom nom nom
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# What is a makro?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# it's a warehouse-type shop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:17, archived)
# i was meant to go to costco today
but i only go there for the apricot danish.
i've found my lolly makers, i should look in my cupboards more often, i found hidden treasures!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Aw, why are you in a bad mood? Is there anything I can do to help? You know I'm always here if you need to talk about anything.
Today I have mostly been pretending to be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# today i have mostly been calling my sister a cunt
i'm sick of her bad attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Oh dear. I suggest you have a nice long bath and then go and suck on Mu's lollipop.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# i don't have a bath
and mu can suck his own lollipop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Can he?
Mu, you must teach me how to do this immediately
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:08, archived)
# it involves patience and practise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:10, archived)
# And a couple of removed ribs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:19, archived)
# i was keeping that secret!
do you want everyone to know how it's done?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# fankoo
:)
(salty_peters, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# .png? Learn your filetypes guy.
.pngs are best for block colours and black lines, they're like .gifs only unoptimised.
You want .jpg for photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:46, archived)
# jpg? Pfffft. Bitmap FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Inaccurate but endearing as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# unoptimised? UNOPTIMISED?
drop a PNG to 128 colours and it should be pretty much the same size as the GIF with 128 colours. i've noticed people tend to forget and leave them as RGB with an alpha channel.



look at me looking all image-type nerdy! i almost sound like i know what i'm on about.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Haha
I knew I didn't have to type all that myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# indeed
most people who complain about png files simply don't know how to optimise them - they can usually be optimised to smaller than a gif
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# did you intend for this to be visible from space?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:47, archived)
# How rare

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# imagine a dog
looking all confused and tilting its head.

That's me, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# No reason... just felt like screaming with a squirrel hanging from my face.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# We've all been there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Yes, I know its a link;
but it seemed so relevant! Is this allowed?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Zxh4HIzTw

I stuck the clips together myself!
(andysine, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Are those robot boobies on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:56, archived)
# They belong to a sexy robot woman. Brown is sitting on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Welcome noob
A bit of friendly advice - read the FAQs.

Nice TOAP - by the way

edit - compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:05, archived)
# a noob saying "fucksocks"?
who have you been talking to, eh? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# it's just something i heard somewhere...
who knows, maybe you SAID IT YOURSELF!!
/me points finger
(salty_peters, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# jpg: check. scaledown: check. under 100k: check.
visible from space: ... DAMN!
(salty_peters, Thu 6 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] His true colours emerge
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:28, archived)
# i want his hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:30, archived)
# i want his head


on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# mmmmm, headpop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# p.s.
And the doors are where the windows should be.
(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:34, archived)
# No you don't
It looks like one of those hats cock-knockers wear at festivals
(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# i would turn it upside down and grow leeks in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# other
If it was the papal mitre you could grow leaks in it cos it'd be holy.
(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:35, archived)
# badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# He calls it
"My helmet"

Do you really want that?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:34, archived)
# you know what? i don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Wolvo
Looks like an old wolves supporter to me...
(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:38, archived)
# HATTY HAT HAT
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Click for bigger (123 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Don't believe a word he says; he told me he was a secret agent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:29, archived)
# he told me he was the Lindbergh baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:31, archived)
# The Maddie of the 30's
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# minus the creepy eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Double Quo Seven
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# A LICENCE TO ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:26, archived)
# ^

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Looks like a fun movie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 17:58, archived)

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