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# :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# That was fun.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# ha ha ha havoc!!!........ that's what he causes.........
building up a nice collection there:D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I would laugh
but I know what's happening in that clip, and the poor heffalump is in a lot of pain :(
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:28, archived)
#
EDIT: after Damocles post.......



Sorry, no hahas
:(
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:29, archived)
# oh great
now I feel bad for taking away the hahas. Nobody should be without hahas. Or was that tatas? I forget.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# But you're the one who made me feel guilty........
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Hahah :D *likes*
Do you mind if I jack your thread? (for good cause)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:45, archived)
# the stiffness of its legs suggests its in agony :(
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
# I'm not sure what's happening to it, or what it's doing, as the case may be.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# it's getting 240v
through it. Luckily she survived, but it was a close call. Long story short - a nobbie nobend plugged an electric control fence directly into the 240v outlet instead of the 20v converter.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Yeah,
let's all laugh at animals in severe, crippling pain! L fucking O fucking L!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Have you never seen "You've been framed?"
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Yes, that's humans.
Who put themselves in positions that cause pain.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 18:14, archived)
# You s.o.b.!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# platitude
thatwillbuffout.com/2010/05/20/funny-car-photos-which-way/



EDIT: thanks for the mad props, peeps! :P
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# argh, my brain!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# looks great for cornering in the dark
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# This hurts my hood.
Escher car!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Bloody hell.
A car that doesn't know whether it's Arthur or Martha!
That's lovely.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# For people who love to drive it in sideways
Nicely done.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:29, archived)
# My brain is now borked.
THANKS A LOT.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# arrgh!
will mc escher never leave me alone?!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# brilliant :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# *applause*
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# that hurts my mind
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# WOW
Just WOW
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# fuck me, that's a bit cubist
Woo
and
Yay
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 19:07, archived)
# "Follow that car!".........Whaaaat?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# ace!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# This is fucking great.
Mad props!
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Argh!
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 8:51, archived)
# This is absolutely mind-melting
I also saw it and thought "Escher car".

Original, clever and nicely done. Top marks there.
(, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I suppose it'll make parallel parking a bit easier for the ladies...
Although I very much doubt it.
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Whoaaah, headfuck!
(, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Somebody please make this


K thanx bye

inspired by icanhascheezburger.com/2010/05/21/funny-pictures-4-too-long/

*edit* imagine the main tune in meow form, now try and tell me it shouldn't happen!?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I like the concept.
However this picture is clearly 1.75KB too big. You've just ruined my saturday.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Caturday?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Caturday, sorry.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# You missed one
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Y Fank U!
Didn't do the drawing pin shaped one neither
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# ahhhh the "t bar" as i called it whilst shouting at my gameboy as a kid
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# This one?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# no such piece :(
All tetris pieces are made of 4 blocks
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Shut up, fascist!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
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(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# You're clearly in need of more practise ;)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# If you quickly scroll just a few lines up and down, the cats wiggle :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Atomic, I saw a small pickup truck this morning.
If you lived in Saint Louis, Missouri, USA, I would have thought it was you driving it. The guy had little paintings of atomic bomb blasts painted all over the bed of the truck
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Paintings are nice, but I'm more like a real explosion...creating devastation and destruction wherever I go.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Terrorist!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Can't help it!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# :)
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(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:57, archived)
# And now the lines disappear with a Purr!
;)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I hate the sun.... I burn too easily

And before you ask, no i'm not ginger!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Are you an Albino?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# nearly.... i am VERY pale
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Are you made of wood?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# *insert cock gag here*
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Are you blonde :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Not THAT blonde....
are they single? or really dirty?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :D
girlfriend and two kids
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# How am I supposed to respond to this.
I mean, what do I f**king say?!?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Are you stupid?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# ARF!
no, just taking the piss
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:50, archived)
# No, that's what you're supposed to say, 'Are you stupid'.
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO STUPID
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I would have
but I am stupid
*holds back tears*
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I would like to comfort you.
But you're so stupid I wouldn't know how.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Also, I was nostalgic about the PLATOON bandwagon a couple of years ago
...and miffed that I could not find my image just now
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# PLATITUDE
The first casualty of politics is originality.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] feckin' washout....................."TAXI" :(
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# This sums up Britain on at least three levels
Which is more than the mascots.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha, nice
What the hell's up with the weather on B3ta today?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Why is it always raining in.............................Oh. It's you.
:)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# :DD
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(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# You've spoilt tonights Dr Who now!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# All dressed up and nowhere to go.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# You're gonna need a beggar bot !
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Yesterday I had a sudden urge to draw busty super hero type ladies
Power Girl specifically...
Sketchy lines there for kicks.


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(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Awesome!
Now draw her cross-punching a bear in a boxing match.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Would do but it would be a mess
Too much blood and spread out brain to be SFW :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Hahah :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# v nice :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Thankies :)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Likey
Nuff said.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# This picture paints an inaccurate representation of the female form, no woman has such a sketchy aura!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Meh
drawing cartoons would boring if everyone looked accurate :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Supertits!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Bigger! (tits)!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# this is really cool
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I heard that Christina Hendrix
may be playing powergirl in an upcoming movie.

NyomNyomNyom.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Why is it always raining in my pics? Because you're gay, that's why.


C for B, muddy funsters. It's time to celebrate Joe Scaramanga's last few days of bachelorhood!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Lovely. It's really nice and sunny outside. Why don't you go outside?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's fucking raining blood dude.
Can you not see that?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# It's not in Birmingham. Where exactly are you?

Here?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Somewhere rather grimmer I'm afraid.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Das ist just vot I'm lidderally aboot tea dee, as Meesta Joe, he'sa having a barbie queue.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Warm and sunny here
AND I've been outside. In the sun.

Now I'm relaxing with a huge bag of pick n' mix.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# It's too fucking hot, that's what it is.
*grumps*
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Fine then
*puts pants back on*
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Good Tribs.
Now fetch me ice-cream.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# But it's all the way over there
in the kitchen. Don't wanna!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# While you are at it fetch me a zoom.
Or a fab. Either's good, so long as it's a strawberry fab.
NONE OF THAT YUCKY ORANGE FAB SHIT THAT SOUNDED NICE WHEN I BOUGHT IT BUT WAS IN FACT HORRIBLE AND WRONG
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Bloomin' 'eck
Anyone else want an ice cream while I'm on my feet?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# There is a cat in my garden and it looks quite hot. Get him one too.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Cats like ice cream
Hmm, fish flavour ice cream for kitties. Could be onto a winner there.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Recipe for ice lollies for cats:
Ingredients: 1 pint of milk, 1 tin of whiskas (choose your cat's favourite flavour).
Place ingredients in a blender and blend for 20 seconds.
Pour into ice lolly mould and place in freezer for 4 hours.
Serves 3 cats.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hmm, maybe not milk
A lot of cats get lactose-intolerence runnybum from it. Try cream.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# If your cat is lactose-intolerant then try using pig jizz instead.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# If your cat is Muhammed then try substituting pig jizz with cow jizz
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I like your rainy picture.
And you're right, I'm usually very gay. The grumpiness and swearing are just a front, really.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Crystal Gay-le?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# This is a reference to something I've never heard of, isn't it?
Also: want ice-cream now!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Kids of today, tchhh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Gayle

If you can get over here I'll get you some ice cream.
Although it might be cheaper to go to your local supermarket.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Nice :D
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(, Sat 22 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Stop pissing on buildings.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] They're not so friendly...
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# SPANK ME YOU METAL ALIEN
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :D
1st poste in 4 years, 9 months and 29 days. Do more:D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
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(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha
*waves glow sticks*
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Raging rave!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] All hail Hypnolympics
I bet I'm not the first!

(, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
#

(, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Yeah, I didn't go through them all!
Gotta hate MS paint!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I don't know why

*oh and ning all!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I think maybe freebase is the new fetish icon for males here on b3ta and it's not even Gayshift O'cock
:D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I was shopping a pic of freebase but then I got aroused and spluffed on my keyboard and now my keyboard's all sticky and broken and I don't have a keyboard.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Nice typing despite your difficulties ;)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I fixed it. Probably.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# After you washed your fingers?
hehe
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# finger lickin' good
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Personally, I still prefer the sock...
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# yes- It hides the stimulus package
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Why hello there.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# pfft! I guess people are afraid of posting anything on top of this masterpiece.
What color matching algorithm...
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Haha yes!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Made this beauty yesterday!

(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# why oh why do people do that! put a horrible body on a nice head. or something like that!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] An idea for Blue Peter...
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Inspired design.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# BBC advertising at its best!
Edit: How rude of me, have this woo: Woo!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Top stuff as ever fella!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Excellent!
And click*
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# You've just collapsed the merchandising market
You've now put thousands of Chinese factory workers out of jobs, you barsteward.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Morning all. time for a bacon sarnie and a cuppa tea.
anyone else want some? :)



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(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Yes please some ketchup with the bacon sandwich plz
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# No Probs, how do you take your tea?
:)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# As a liquid
;)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Egg and Bacon roll and tomatoe sauce please:D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Oh yeah!
i do have some eggs :D
Right back in 10 :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# That "e" offends me.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Strangely it offends me too and I'm not normally pedantic.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Egg and Bacon roll and tomatoe sauce plase:D
Happy?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# FULL ENGLISH
or gtfo :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# morning :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Ning to one and all on this most glorious of days*!
Needs a donk puttin' on it Herman!


*Unless you fly Air India
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Put A Donk On It:D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:25, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Gary Numan's let himself go, eh?
Ning!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:33, archived)
# Excellent, very prog rock.
And with that, bed. G'night.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 5:29, archived)
# SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 5:45, archived)
# oh yes.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# ooer
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 7:59, archived)
# didn't need to scroll down
to know who made this

it's rather nice
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 8:02, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?

NING - B3TA!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Wow, that's a bit ace.
Looks like a mushroom cloud to me. :)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# nice
what filter did you use for that?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# One of those Kencos.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Mr Freebase Risin'.

Edited with specs for Ray Freebase
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:43, archived)
# The official soundtrack at the Petranek Fitness Temple
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:54, archived)
# I'm sure I saw this in Athena Posters a few years ago.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:58, archived)
#
a few thirty
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Hahaha, quite possibly.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:39, archived)
# THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Motel, money, murder, madness...
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:47, archived)
# Fuck!!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:49, archived)
# mfreebase
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:26, archived)
#

(, Sat 22 May 2010, 4:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The likely inspiration
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
# I have a pair of them
I wondered why I had to break them in
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:10, archived)
# I POPPED THE EYES WITH THE BALLS OF MY FEET
YOU PISS
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:15, archived)
# It's a bit of a bumpy ride
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Pimp my hide?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Cor, that's a bit good.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:13, archived)
# LOL.....white-knuckle safari ride
"hold on tight y'all"
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:13, archived)
# 500 hops to the gallon.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Put the top up...it's going to rain.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Meanwhile, at the Zardoz aerobics club...
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Head on down to the dancefloor
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:03, archived)
# I love freebasing
I can't help myself, but have it
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:34, archived)
# hahaha
full pubic beard !
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Is that the new Stanley Kubric film?
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Whooowaaa!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:51, archived)
# haha
NO ZARDOZ! Bowie has Friday nights!



(I'm so embarrassed when I did this out. One of the first anims I made, had no idea what I was doing )
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Who am I to argue with those moves!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 1:58, archived)
# back in the day
this was enough to impress b3ta. Times a changin' boy, times a changin' ;)
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Ah, those were the days.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:02, archived)
# stop looking at his crotch
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:00, archived)
# You can almost smell the cheese.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Smell his cheese you mother!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:22, archived)
# He's rather supple
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Supple, yes
subtle, no.
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:05, archived)

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