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[challenge entry] mrs thatch
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# And also
what appears to be a giant wooden dong.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# No...... That's David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# WOODCOCX
Also... The Canadian Mounted Police tamed it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Is their no end to their genuius?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# It appears not...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# is she dead yet?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *listens carefully for sound of partying across the nation.....hears nothing*
/ac
Sorry Prodge not yet.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# unshopped mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Tony Hart with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# That smug pokemon bastard
(Tappity is touching your inner child, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Seams, algorithms, etc.
TJ: is there a London bash this year? Only there ain't one in no calendar. And no I'm not going to organise one, as I am to organisation what Kate McCann is to babysitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I think Riverghost might have mentioned it
But only once. And quietly.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# It was postponed
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19766
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I'm having one here in July
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Needs more leg
:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
EDIT Hahahahahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Who did that one when I posted the pic of my balcony in Corfu?
Should have saved it. Nadgers.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# ..

(Mr Chicken, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# lol
!!11ty times. *click*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Winnar!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hahahha stunner !!
*clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# every picture tells a story
superb:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Am I late for the smugathon?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha not one of my best efforts this:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I dunno if the other Boris borrowed this or did his own


but I know *someone* took this from me and improved it by adding the collar. And I hope it was him cos it took ages to wipe his head out and I don't like the idea that someone else wasted so much time.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I think I've just run out
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha... spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
#


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(The Moop, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I don't know about stone
But I've certainly got a bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# a pork bone?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Yep, its been a long time since I've seen a public boning...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Try looking on the interwebs.
There's loads of videos specifically about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Yes jolly good idea sir
We should start campaigning for public bonings. Town squares around the world should unite and bring back capital punishment!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
#
Fabric made from pulped quoran pages and wet dreams
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(Hairy Twatter, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# yea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Yes.
Unless it's male-male sex. That's just wrong and ungodly. Unless you're a priest, and he's a boy, obviously, and then it's absolutely fine - if not actually celebrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Speaking of pedoism...
I saw one of these ads the other day and this is directly where my mind went.

(I helped save b3ta! Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# 4 chan can fuck right off

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I'm sorry *grovels*
In my defense I've only been on 4 chan once (because I kept reading its name here and there). All I could make out was that it was some sort of site for posting wallpapers with naked anime chicks on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Paedo Bear.
A meme from 4Chan, as Mr Prodigy so rightly pointed out..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# We've got our own memes here, sonny.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
#
every day
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# every day a good job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# ace work, MW!


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(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# oo that's a bit good.
ningles, steve. I've returned from celebrating Joe Scaramanga's nuptials. It were great. A seagull shat right down me & Mrs Vagabond as soon as we left the house in the morning, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Cheers, and good nings Mr V!
hehe, those pesky seagulls :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# GJM...
...beware of THE GEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Needs more shooting and taxis
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Looks like 'No-Face'
from Spirited Away...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# GJM!
Is there a slime prince?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
#
youre MY slime prince, bargearse
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# *kill slime king*
*steal crown*
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# They might be brain, they might be washed, they might be Dr. Spock's back-up band
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# oh BOY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hang on a tick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I must flea from your awful pun.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# tee hee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# That was lousey...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# there's no need to be so crabby
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# That's a rash statement if ever there was.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# He's just nit-picking
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Haven't done an animash for a while...

...and I'm not going to start now. Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Do I throw it a stick or a dead rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Be on the safe side - a rabbit on a stick

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Strewth.
Take some bottle to give that one a biscuit.

Top mashing that man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# cool
Has it got the white skitters?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *strokes*

*mourns ex-fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Cor!
It's got it's eye on something!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Blooming heck! That's a cracker!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Please be nice, my design skills are rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Erm ... whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# ^ this
with added TF?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# "Rape eyes" makes me think of my favourite ever description of Noel Edmonds
as a beard with a rapist hiding behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# teh fook?
He's got a spot of pink-eye there, looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# ahahaha!
have an extra internet point for 'flatchulence'

you'd have got 2 points for 'Hutchulence'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# ningles Griffles

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# ningos bobster!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Hutchulence
Genius!!! hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
*Has a sudden attack of "Flatchulence" :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# norman stanley flatcher
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# He looks like a right wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Cushty!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Ninj!
Where've you been?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Hiya Moleypoos!
Robin Hood's Bay in a tent!

Fab!!

How's you and all you other lullies?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Tenting, eh? Sounds grand. Good weather too....
eh? Sounds grand. Good weather too....We're all good at this end off on our hols in a week or so.... Yippee!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Where you off to matey?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Greek islands. Going to be quite hot! Unless those silly Greeks sell the sun to pay off their debts...
Here's a couple of Jeremys you might have missed:

www.b3ta.com/board/10072292

www.b3ta.com/board/10077116

:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Absolutely superb as usual you loon :)
Edit: Greece is full of win, I love it! Have a great time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I love Greece
which island(s) are you going to?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# We've got a villa in Kassiopi, Corfu. Hope to do some island hopping, but
with kids aged 2, 3 and 5 in tow, might not hop too far....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I luuuurrrrrrrrrve Kassiopi!
Say hi at Janis for me! (which of course will mean nothing to them!)

Have you been there before?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# No, not been before...
not been before...I've heard good things about the place. Looking forward to it more now you've given it the thumbs up.
Any must do or must sees...?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# It's been 7 years since I was last there. I understand it's a little more built up now, but IMHO...
Janis restaurant for certain - was the best by miles at the time, you might have to book a few days in advance, especially if you want a beachfront sunset table - the lobster is great!
If you have a villa then you probably have bbq equipment. Shops nearby will sell lamb with all the trimmings. The local wine is pretty good and sold in giant bottles!

The old town/harbour is fairly small but pretty. Lots of decent tavernas and not too many loud bars.

Seriously consider hiring a car and drive to Agni/Kalami (south of Kas), Paliokastritsa (West of Island), and there is the water park in the middle. There are also lots of lovely fishing villages around the top of the island and horse-riding is available too.

If you want to do a Greek night, then probably best to just get to a local one rather than the organised one in the middle of the island, as its quite far, especially with kids. Things might have changed in that time though.

Plenty of boat trips to be had. An evening trip by boat to Corfu Town is a must! Albania boat trip is a waste of time and money (so I've heard)

And of course if you want to have it large, get down to Ayia Napa! (which I've never done!)

I was there in 2002 (Michaelangelo apartments) and 2003 (private Villa) and my parents have recently returned from there. They said it hasn't changed that much since then, just a few more villa developments.

Brush up on your basic Greek conversational. Hello/Good Morning, Thank You/Please etc - they work well!

Nice place for a fambly oliday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Cheers Griffy!
Hadn't thought about renting horses - great idea.

Cor really can't wait!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Loitering within tent, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# oi!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Leave him alone!
He's feeling tents this morning


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Did he get into a flap?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# zip it you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Oh stop camping it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# no - carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)
# you guys!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# *starts a campaign*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# pfft
lovely
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# he's hanging by a wire
nicely sir (even if I don't get it)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Something to do with Britain's got Mediocrity I think...
Never been gladder that my telly isn't connected.

Apparently Cowell got a lifetime achievement from BAFTA. The mind boggles.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# "life time acheivement" sounds very final.
hopefully this'll be the last we hear of him
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I think a forlorn hope at best...
Hopefully he'll go over to America and debase their standards instead of continuing to ruin ours. I think he's shovelled banality and mediocrity down our throats for long enough thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Hi Freebs
Congrats on your FP sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# ning sir

And what is up, /board. I sincerely hope that everyone is wearing their most smashing blouse today.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Laura Ashley's finest...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# *severe thigh-thigh interaction*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Fantastiche!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# NINJ!
Missed you! Wondered what had 'appened to ya! Glad to hear you are well!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Hi Batboy!!
Bless you :) Nice to be missed :D

Hope you're ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] paaaaaaaaaaat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] a pea (vaguely related)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Haha "the old fella"
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Going to need a Ouija board.
(waxdart hello., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Pat...
What av they dahn to me Paaaaaaaaat?!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Aces sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
#
WoysmohfamblynahFwank :o)
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# What a fantastic jumper!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Did you post this comment in the wrong thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Ooops! My mistake, I meant to say "What a fantastic sweater!"
I meant to say "What a fantastic sweater!":D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Again, Did you post this comment in the wrong thread? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Oh yeah, use my lovely 'soap'
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Mimsy
:))))))))))))))

not many people have heard of that one. Only people on the board? or London people don't know it.
(waxdart hello., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# i like the word
cooch at the moment! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# When you get to my age it's called
an abattoir's slop bucket..
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# when you get to your age its called a
....
not too sure how old you are.
(waxdart hello., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
and how old would that be? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# fifty fucking seven
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hey gramps.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I am too.
I've got four grandkids and one on the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# It's a great word

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I'm sure "mimsy" was a character on some children's tv prog
I just googled for 'mimsy children's'. How long do google keep records for again?
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Where's the soap....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Yes it does ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# haha
Looks like a pack of butter

*tangos*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Aww - bless him
Every time that I see Bill Bailey, reminds me of Black Books
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# hehehee
fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# good grief
Our two remaining cats are Bilbo and Bailey

I sometimes get confused and start calling Bilbo when I mean Bailey, stopping halfway through, so it's Bil.. Bailey!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# it doesn't matter which name you call
they're cats, they'll ignore you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Reminds me of one of the dinner ladies at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# melons!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fits a treat!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Would!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# morning!
mouth problems
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 7:55, archived)
# Hiya diseased cadaver!
Looks like a lovely day for a bit of lurching.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 7:59, archived)
# oh hia
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:01, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:35, archived)
# i'm sure _felix
is very happy to hear that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Marvellous!
this sums up how I feel this morning.. but it's all good :)

Hope you are well Mr Jesse
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Morning
i'm fine thank ya- kids back to school to peace and quiet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)
# tell me about it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Bit early for that kind of behaviour isn't it Rev?
Good 'ning.

*heads off to kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# hehehe
its never to early for a bit of gore:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# That's some serious cavities!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# hehee
too much sugar in her coffee! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# i wouldnt be surprised
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# She's probably a good chain smoker
Rev, your images are much more authentic then the sloppy images that the anti-smoking associations produce: s4.hubimg.com/u/203067_f520.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# i wish someone
would pay me to do these - that'd be good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Eeeep!
Scarily good as ever...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# thank you squire
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# new applicator!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 5:01, archived)
# Note
First ensure fandango is free from grease and dust.
(Brian Large and on the whole, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:44, archived)
# she looks sturdy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)
# sturdy is good
it is a very underrated quality in women, IMO. Bit of meat on the bones :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:57, archived)
# there's strudy and then there's sturdy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Wow, this is almost NSFW.
:¬|
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:14, archived)
# she doesnt look very sturdy to me.
she looks like she could collapse without warning at any time.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
that's not sturdy, that's morbidly obese!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Violet Beauregarde never did fully recover from that chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# shitting christ!
at what point do you not notice that you might be getting a bit fat?

that's always the thing that i think of, do they really not know how fat they are? do they live in a hall of mirrors that make then look thin?

she can even straighten her arm because she's so fat. i['m not meaning to be sizeist be she's a health time bomb with the clock nearing zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# lol......"for that intimate touch"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)
# hello again


double post but theres not all the much going on. so i did it.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# None of those work.
Still.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:01, archived)
# i am sorry they do not work for you.
they work for me though. so, im quite happy with them.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 6:34, archived)
# They dont work for me
either
(Wize, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 7:50, archived)
# Caewan thinks this is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:01, archived)
# RUB MY FACE IN IT WHY DON'T YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Save the link!
Access it on a different computer.

'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)
# b3ta is being ghey
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# can you see the pictures i posted onto the board?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Where is R?
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 5:02, archived)
# Maybe a pirate stole it...
ARRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# What a lovely star-t to a Monday morning...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 6:33, archived)
# Quit hogging that boinker!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 7:15, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:52, archived)
# I was playing a small & informal concert with my band today and
we were entertaining one young lad (about 3 or 4 years old) with a rendition of the alphabet song - he sang along quite well at first, but the next chorus started with Z and he lost it just before we did (at about the letter V) - it is harder than you might think!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)
# hello.


a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Yay!
I shall look through these. You aren't updating orangespace? D:
I have it as my HOME page on my other computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# i would like to update orangespace
but i forgot the password to the gallery control panel thingand now i cant get on it anymore. so until i get a new webpage sorted i can only update my deviantart page :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:58, archived)
# That is super gay D:
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)
# If she sang the lololololol song
would that make her a Khil-er Queen? (Moscovite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 2:00, archived)
# probably.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 2:23, archived)
# None of those work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 2:33, archived)
# you suck at clicking links.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 2:36, archived)
#
Server not found

Firefox can't find the server at www.orangespace.net.

* Check the address for typing errors such as
ww.example.com instead of
www.example.com

* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network
connection.

* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 2:58, archived)
# how odd
works fine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Works here.
Try rebooting, then call India.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 5:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# that's not wilma
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# So he's an adulterer too..
IT'S ALL COMING OUT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# also, I want to know,who would win in a fight
The Great Gazoo, or Marvin Martian?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# someone make this

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I love freebase.
And noone's ever going to manage to persuade me differently...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:37, archived)
# me too, but i prefer the Haku freebase :D
nice work though pedro
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)
# i feel dirty
I usually wait for a freebase bandwagon before posting anything
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
# you have been absolved of your sins my son
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
# you must preach the word of FUCK wherever you go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# it's my mantra anyway
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)
# i can just imagine you now
sitting in the lotus postion in front of a shrine made of b3tans freebases images chanting "fuck fuck fuck fuck..."
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# hear,hear
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# My only random Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 4:30, archived)
# YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# probly bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Arf!
If it has been done, I don't care. I like this version.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:19, archived)
# ta :)
needed to get it out of my head, sunday blues and that.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)
# This is my favourite Full Moon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi49wGwnagw
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Well that's gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# no reason

(nothing to do with your post, just happened to be top of board at time)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Nicely
Great game too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
# thanks
'tis fun alright
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Yay!
I want a PipBoy.
(And yes, I know you can get certain skins for assorted phones. But it wouldn't have the Geiger counter or wrist mount.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 2:02, archived)
# How about a matched pair of these?
I was going to do something like this, but somebody beat me to it...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 5:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)
# uhm...
*cough* source...? *cough*
(voodoo_economics, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Try searching
Search for Wild Asian Ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:20, archived)
# the funny thing is...
if you type "wild asian ass" into google image search, even with safe search off it mainly brings up pictures of donkeys. as I found out to my disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)
# After reading that story last week, I also did a google search
The search results generally left me with soft results
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# He used Yahoo
and searched for "Asian Ass". Or maybe he's trolling the Sun with a spoof story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)
# One offered "the hottest spicy asian ass you'll ever see".
it was probably an advert for as resaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Have your wang nursed
by Nurse Wang, the wang nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
# She's Japanese and wouldn't be called Wang.
not that it matters.
(waxdart hello., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)

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