Arf!
10 points to whoever prints out that logo and sticks it on a real "wet floor" sign.
Also, Alan Moore = Jesus.
www.bleedingcool.com/2010/06/09/alan-moore-seen-in-bird-poo/
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:37,
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Also, Alan Moore = Jesus.
www.bleedingcool.com/2010/06/09/alan-moore-seen-in-bird-poo/
You may have to describe this
it'll be quicker than me waiting for ir to load
i'm sure it's not your fault
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:01,
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i'm sure it's not your fault
same for me
it's only 80 odd kb i hope
well basically it's corporal jones emerging from a pond wearing a gas mask with a bit of hose attached clutching his bayonet, i'm guessing he's uttering the immortal line "they don't like it up 'em". i've rather skilfully shopped an england flag onto his face and added a wee three lions crest to his shirt, it's not much cop but i did capture the still from a dads army dvd and my tablet is playing up a bit
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:06,
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well basically it's corporal jones emerging from a pond wearing a gas mask with a bit of hose attached clutching his bayonet, i'm guessing he's uttering the immortal line "they don't like it up 'em". i've rather skilfully shopped an england flag onto his face and added a wee three lions crest to his shirt, it's not much cop but i did capture the still from a dads army dvd and my tablet is playing up a bit
How odd
After weeks of not making an image, I am currently working on one involving a dog wiping its ass on a carpet.
I think I won't bother finishing it now.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:31,
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After weeks of not making an image, I am currently working on one involving a dog wiping its ass on a carpet.
I think I won't bother finishing it now.
Hmm
I don't think so. But I'll finish it now just for the hell of it
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:34,
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I don't think so. But I'll finish it now just for the hell of it
kinda not photoshopped, but i'm quite hapy with it.
this would be my sentiment for download festival, where i'm heading shortly.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:26,
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*goes round pete l'oaf's house while he's at download
and fucks shit up*
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:32,
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fight the power etc
i'm like, totaLLY like, into che guevara and stuff. i even bought a load of overpriced merchandise to decorate my trust-funded bedsit in south kensington to show my devotion to the cause of communism.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:49,
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This.
I like going to Camden and buying my official anarchy t-shirts for £15, in order to smash the system.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:56,
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haha
I knew a vegan "anarchist", worked in Schuh, got cars and flats bought for him by his mega-rich parents, had a green mohican he felt obliged to say was "not inspired by David Beckham's" and he never stopped going on about the system and how anarchy would totally work.
I still hate him because the girl I fancied at uni was daft enough to lap all that bullshit up and dated him for a while. This lead me to be bitter at life. I take pleasure from the fact that, if there was true anarchy, his skinny ass would be the first to be sodomised and killed.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:57,
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I still hate him because the girl I fancied at uni was daft enough to lap all that bullshit up and dated him for a while. This lead me to be bitter at life. I take pleasure from the fact that, if there was true anarchy, his skinny ass would be the first to be sodomised and killed.
Look at this way
if she was stupid enough to go out with him, she was obviously not worth the effort, and has probably had a succession of self-destructive relationships leading to the inevitable appearance on jeremy Kyle.
That's how I got over my ex
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:03,
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That's how I got over my ex
I'm over her
she was too tall for me anyway. she just had nice eyes, nice boobies and was a bit of a hippy. That was enough for love when I was at uni.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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I tried to be an anarchist for a while, and I must say
It was great for picking up hippy chicks.
I suddenly realised, however, that it's utter, utter shite only followed by bloody students - like me - and that every single one of us was actually being a complete and utter prick.
I now have the luxury of enjoying discussing anarchy with the above types of student dick heads.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 13:50,
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I suddenly realised, however, that it's utter, utter shite only followed by bloody students - like me - and that every single one of us was actually being a complete and utter prick.
I now have the luxury of enjoying discussing anarchy with the above types of student dick heads.
Nicely.
Also doubles as an England supporter's official T-Shirt.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 14:06,
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Damn, I bet you wished you read FAQ
3 years, 8 months, 25 days and 850 messages ago
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:25,
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3 years, 8 months, 25 days and 850 messages ago
It is... but then isn't that what the links board is for my good man
;)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:32,
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I've not got much sympathy for BP on this
but the news this morning that the US Govt wants them to pay the salaries of all oil workers laid off because of the recently introduced moratorium on drilling made me gape.
IT'S THE U.S. THAT WANTS THE FUCKING OIL IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:30,
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IT'S THE U.S. THAT WANTS THE FUCKING OIL IN THE FIRST PLACE.
The Merkins are driving down BP's share price so that Haliburton can take-over BP at a giveaway price
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:38,
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More specifically
It's the US governement that allows drilling in environmentally sensitive areas.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:44,
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next i'll be posting naked anal fisting asian lesbian pics
that:
a) are not my own work
b) in RAW format avg size 84 mb
c) "bits" not censored
note: i am really tired and bored
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:36,
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a) are not my own work
b) in RAW format avg size 84 mb
c) "bits" not censored
note: i am really tired and bored
You know,
I really can't abide all this 'you c**t' postings.
Fine if it's a troll. Just lame if it's not..
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:43,
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Fine if it's a troll. Just lame if it's not..
Let's ask his BFF
(made both from Ant&Dec's hit England World Cup single "We're on the ball")
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:17,
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(made both from Ant&Dec's hit England World Cup single "We're on the ball")
That is incredibly sinister
and as such, I'm going to fwap over it.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:32,
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Captain!
Fucking captain!!!
And capello reckons he doesn't care about reputations... what great big sweaty hairty bollox
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:20,
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And capello reckons he doesn't care about reputations... what great big sweaty hairty bollox
Yes
he could bottle someone in the bar afterwards (whereas Terry would be busy pissing on it...)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:28,
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I did picture. It's your turn to do picture now. I'm going now, but don't think I wont check.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:35,
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Gerrard isn't a saint
but he's a better footballer and organiser than either Ferdy or Terry.
Ideally, it would be King, but that's never going to happen
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:32,
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Ideally, it would be King, but that's never going to happen
:D
made it after fergie bad mouthed celtic..
was going to put a celtic top on homer but it was hard :D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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was going to put a celtic top on homer but it was hard :D
that's a bit unfair
he was probably just telling the truth
edit: or the "twoof"
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:41,
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edit: or the "twoof"
was it after the game where nakamura did his
"can I have a free-kick, please?"-dance, followed by a corking free-kick? and celtic played the "foul-the-cunt" tactic? :)
I should probably narrow it down a bit... :D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:52,
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I should probably narrow it down a bit... :D
Hahaha
Needs more F**kin' C**t I'll S*it down your F**king neck!
...or something or nothing.
:D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:14,
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...or something or nothing.
:D
Hahahaha
Cannavarro is turning up in far too many pictures considering how few people on here say they like football
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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There's a lot of following the popular viewpoint of not following the popular viewpoint going on
Wake up sheeple!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:21,
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the man is a class act
i think this may be one tourney too many for him tho
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:37,
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we shall see
I think it could go either way. He didn't cover himself in glory against fulham this year, but he's still got the class. Doesn't need pace or height to play like he does, so I'll reserve my opinion on whether it's one too far, or not :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:40,
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COME ON THEOFANIS GEKAS!
guess who's just pulled a name out of the hat in the office top scorer sweepstake!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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Not just me then,
and not just b3ta, did someone pour treacle into teh intertubes!?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:20,
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omg football is shit lol
must tell internets, it'll be so fucking great
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:09,
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its covered in mimsy blood - he can smell it from over 100 miles away.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:06,
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It's OK
just open the door and come out. We are all friends here.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:47,
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There's only one coach who has got into a fight with his dog and ended up in hospital
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 12:25,
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what happens if you let Let Me Google That For You Google Let Me Google That for You?
www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Let+Me+google+That+For+You
ooh - you get zebra pr0n
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:34,
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ooh - you get zebra pr0n
Cheers sir!
It is a bit limiting, especially if you hate teh soccerball :D
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:25,
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just bang out somthing with starwars in it.
it's bound to win.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:26,
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Great.
Now I've got "Surfin' USA" in my head.
"Everybody's gone surfin', surfin' USA ... "
Yup - you're welcome.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:22,
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"Everybody's gone surfin', surfin' USA ... "
Yup - you're welcome.
I thought he was dead, but then I saw a photo of him walking hand-in-hand with Katie Price.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:56,
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"Katie Price and Alex Reid's marriage is on the rocks"
I bet Harvey didn't see that coming*
*© any Katie Price joke
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:02,
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*© any Katie Price joke
ROCKIN' SPOCKIN'
rock rock
Rockin' spockin'
Blow rockin' spockin'
'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:53,
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Rockin' spockin'
Blow rockin' spockin'
'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight
Ah, the star of
Leonard Nimoy Presents Mr. Spock's Music From Outer Space (true, 1967 in fact)
Great animation. Anyone know how I can animate for free on a Mac?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:57,
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Great animation. Anyone know how I can animate for free on a Mac?
hahahah, that's got me thinking... They must have made a nodding spock for cars by now, surely?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:59,
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A million hours later:
EDIT:
I feel it important to say that I did this all in MS Paint and Microsoft GIF Animator. The reason for this is that I'm an idiot.
EDIT EDIT:
Thanks! You guys made me smile.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:48,
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EDIT:
I feel it important to say that I did this all in MS Paint and Microsoft GIF Animator. The reason for this is that I'm an idiot.
EDIT EDIT:
Thanks! You guys made me smile.
A fragment of Hitler's skull, a vial of Satan's sweat and a sticker book!
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:06,
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I clicked this, although I feel I shouldn't be encouraging you.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:59,
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That's great . . . it will be the first last game I will ever play !
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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wonderful stuff!
a sterling effort - especially considering the tools at your disposal.
*click*
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 22:07,
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*click*
hahahaha!
Note to Roo: Get sent off against the Yanks, and get the suspension out of the way early, son. Cheers
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:45,
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Are you the person wot did this picture in the Guardian football gallery a couple of weeks ago?
If not you could have at least drawn his throbbing magenta cock in....
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:10,
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yes it was me and also posted on a couple of football fan forums
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Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:35,
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quite likely
apparently he and Nolan got on well on Inception so there is talk.
I think Depp's too high profile for the role, but either would be good
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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I think Depp's too high profile for the role, but either would be good
I've heard rumblings of David Tennant
could depend on how his US lawyer pilot goes though
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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who's this fella then?
He looks like that property bloke that killed himself the other week
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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Ah, I never watched that
but I've just imdb-ed him.
On looks alone it could be perfect.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:46,
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On looks alone it could be perfect.
i don't think chris nolan has started on the script yet has he?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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it sounds like early gossip on a project a couple of years off yet :)
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:41,
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they started writing it two years ago and have the story fleshed out apparently
quite a bit in Empire this month
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:43,
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oh, interesting.
i don't buy empire anymore as it's an emap publication.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:18,
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I stopped buying it
when it changed from a brilliant film magazine into a fucking promo pamphlet for the big movies.
Neon and Hotdog were always the best film mags, and where are they now?
Stupid magazine-buying public
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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Neon and Hotdog were always the best film mags, and where are they now?
Stupid magazine-buying public
Not a clue... de-ris?
Is it meant to have all that grey blockage all the way round the right hand side?
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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you have a very high contrast monitor
I can't see that at all on mine
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:45,
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Old bog standard MacBook,
set to Standard RGB settings.
I can only see it when it's bent backwards...
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 11:31,
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I can only see it when it's bent backwards...
what smugmatching algorithm did you use?
hehe - bloody white wine and croissant louts
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:39,
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we tried to recreate smug at my wedding
cos I was looking extremely smug
but we couldn't find a croissant
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:41,
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but we couldn't find a croissant
this
We wanted to start our own meme.
"I coulda been a contender"
EDIT: Just to clarify - in that I was going to photograph Joe - NOT that I married him. That would be gay.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:42,
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"I coulda been a contender"
EDIT: Just to clarify - in that I was going to photograph Joe - NOT that I married him. That would be gay.
that's what I aspire to be.
I once new a really posh girl who described her activity on a Saturday night as "Getting - oh my god - totally hat-racked".
She was well fit, though, so I pandered to her instead of punching her fucking lights out repeatedly for a week.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 10:41,
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She was well fit, though, so I pandered to her instead of punching her fucking lights out repeatedly for a week.
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