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# Hey guys, I'm getting a new convention banner printed, this is the provisional art, what do ya think?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:31, archived)
# very nice
but i don't like trampolines right now
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Trampolines are fun if you have appropriate protective gear
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# yes
but not if you're a poor defenceless little baby boy, only 4 days away from his second birthday :(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
# should have encased him in bonded polycarbide armour
practical AND stylish
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
# true
but it's been a little warm for that
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Oh rubbish, broken bones build character.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:25, archived)
# maybe so
and i've had more than my fair share, but i just feel so sorry for the poor little bugger. he and his twin brother got pushalong bikes for their birthday, now he can't play with his :(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Aw :(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
# make the trampoline bigger or change its perspective so they look like they are flying up from it a bit more
top stuff all the same ; )
just trowing in my 2p's worth
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Yeah. I've been thinking something like that. Thanks :)
Usually I'd fiddle with the image for weeks but I could really do with getting it sent off to print in the next week or so so your opinions are very much welcomed :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# here you go. feel free to throw it in the bin.. : D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I think I may try something between the two
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)
# cool
it's a nightmare doing stuff like this. you're pretty much there.
love your stuff, and hats off to you for your endeavors getting it out there : )
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Thanks man :)
I'm a huge believer of the "fake it until you make it" philosophy. I enjoy going to cons and stuff and I do quite well to say no one knows who the hell I am. I'm doing London Expo in October and Thought Bubble in Nov :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:52, archived)
# how about lookin "downblouse" with tramamaleeene drawn from above?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Yellow guy looks left out :(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# poor yellows, always being picked on
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:43, archived)
# The Lion cub :) They still haven't realised that he followed them back from South Africa yet, he's a ninja kitty!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)
# i hope he manages to feed himself
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Keo still thinks they are looking after Moo's friend's cat so he keeps putting food out. Silly Keo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Perhaps he's very young
©James Godwin-4913
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)
# squeeeeee!
*gets a warm, fuzzy feeling*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Ohmygod!
Iwantone! Little fuzzy spotty baby thing awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)
# can you close thgat aperture any more?
I don't think so. Which is exactly why I love this.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 2:45, archived)
# I think they all have BLACK EVIL EYES
 
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:48, archived)
# All the better to steal your soul
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Looks good
:D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:15, archived)
# *parp*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:27, archived)
#
Hott pica-pica-kilt action. Is he inflating it to use lewdly?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:29, archived)
# No, just loudly
 
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
#
Have to admit to clickying less because of the wordplay and more for the very determined look on the bird.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Thanks!
www.determinedbirds.com comes in useful once again.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:04, archived)
# this is how old he is
i don't even want to see what he's got under that kilt :(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Spare birds
 
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
# pffff
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Bagpies......
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Get yer tasty bagpies!
Hot from th'oven!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Haaaak!, damn that magpie's calling
Haaaak! That friggin shite's a-bawling
Stoppin me from gently snoring, there's no reprieve.
If that bluddy bird continues
I'll drive a nail through its sinews
Then I'll laugh as I bin you, Scotland the Brave.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Ah, the little-known secret verse!
(OK so I didn't even know about that song until Wikipedia enlightened me)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Pica the bunch!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Thanks, I shouldn't crow over it though
 
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll drop this here
hat that thing stuck in my head, but does'nt worth it's own thread


Edit: maybe it's all my fault, but I deletedthis post 10 seconds after I posted it... , also the image was the wrong one(gif not looping), but since has reappeared and someone (thanks guys) wrote reply, I fixed the gif with the correct one.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha.....
Ace idea...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Grazing mode: ENGAGE

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Dude
YoU aRe In ThE fUcKiNg FiNaL!!! :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:08, archived)
# There are some incredibly loud/drunk people outside


ALSO :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahah
Spotted that earlier mate, I genuinely do not know how to reply! ;)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Well to tell you the truth, I was speechless too

I snapped a shot with a tiny camera I had in my pocket. We were going quite fast at the time ;)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Not bad!
I really must get something small and light for such moments as well
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Good thinking!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# :)
©ZSL James Godwin-30
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:35, archived)
# who wants to play nought & crosses?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
A prime piece of sky mate!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:48, archived)
# i can't lose!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:49, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:52, archived)
# eat shit, poloneck giraffe!
he probably can
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Spawn of
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# This is why I don't trust animals.
They're weird.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:27, archived)
# If this hasn't been done already I'll eat my hat,
with a (ninja edit)spoonful of sugar of course...

No apologies for quick and nasty, I've got stuff to do, sorta.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:57, archived)
# oh fuck!
:D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Been stuck in my head all day.
Along with many coffee pun related songs. I think I need to wind down a bit. :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll drop this here


does'nt worth it's own thread

b3ta hosting doesn't seems to work for me.. had to upload to imagesick
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# B3ta hosting was slow for me too
worked second time round though.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I did it a couple of years ago. Used the same source pics too.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Ha ha! Really?
You Flash Bas..oh, you really are a flash bastard! :D
Saves me a meal of a hat!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:05, archived)
# I thought it looked a bit familiar, though not quite the same

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha!
oh dear.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:12, archived)
# arf : )
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# See,
That's what happens when you spend time and effort on a pic! :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Bigot to English translator.
Our family just moved to Darlington we've had trouble fitting in because we don't speak the language so I was delighted
to find the 'Bigot' to 'English' translator.


(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Shouldn't that be translate from English to Bigot English?
Just saying like.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
#
fixed....still shit tho
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I dunno
I can see bigots saying "it's a very friendly village" and meaning the latter, but not wanting to come across as bigoted (lets hope they don't meet with big Gord)
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:50, archived)
# No colour reds in Darlington?

Must be very dull.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:03, archived)
# You should head 20 miles down the road to the Barnard Castle area, it's much more civilised :D
Edit:
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Giraffes.....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
# i say!
artyness
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I'm suffering a really cheap flat screen monitor....
So have no idea what it looks like to other people....
As in.... if I move my head 2cm's one way or the other all the colours get to bright and change....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:18, archived)
# These giraffes please my minds eye !
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I hope your eyes don't mind ;-)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Oo, I like this!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Thankyou....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Yes!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Thanking you...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Abstract.
 
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Soup
herb

*clicky*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I dont know,,,
I say i dont know every mid-century work to make it into The Collectors' vaults, but ... this does appear to be an original. Nice effects!
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 5:14, archived)
# Faces from the family part 8:


Cousin Paul: Paul has been described as a "medical miracle" and a "abomination in the eyes of god" in one article of morecambes local rag.
legislation was pushed through parliament on the day of his birth making him to wear a paper-bag over his bonce for the entirety of his life.
he likes watching countdown.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Looks a bit ruff, does he?
 
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Sounds ruff for him...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)
# oooooo
so close
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Haha.....
I looked up and there it was..!!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# I like this one :D fuck top gear on
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Stig's just rolled a robin....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:55, archived)
# But does he like STREET Countdown?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll have a glass of milk.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# He looks like an ice-lolly-pop man
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# I like these.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:15, archived)
# NSFW :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# He wouldn't be doing that if he realised what they were attached to
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# What sound do they make?
I imagine something like, "Blork blork blork".
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)
# FUCK

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
tit wank Woo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:25, archived)
# etc hammers with it kill aaargh
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Happy Sexy Candle Day !
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:21, archived)
# sexy thanks :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)
# that wonky eye
is slightly hypnotic
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)
# She will obey ~ ~ ~
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I like how she's looking at the flame in front of her eyes......
And the base of the stick is behind her!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)
# A true optical conclusion !
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Wonderful
I'm in love even with a wonky eye.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Is that..
Vladimir Putin?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Fast and bulbous.....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Bulbous also tapered
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:45, archived)
# You didn't wait untill I said
"Also a tinned teardrop!!" ;-)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Christ

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Is that Prince Phillip?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Doubt it
I heard he's only into queens
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:50, archived)
# WIN!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Happy B3ta :Day!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:54, archived)
# faces from family part 16:


Great uncle Albert. A brilliant (and dangerously insane) man who single handedly invented the shower head . and the murder spoon.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Nice sketching....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I don't believe you
nice though
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Woo:D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Happy Candles...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# :D
thanks
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# thanks:D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# At the same time?
Was the shower head invented as a way to clean up after use of the spoon?

I'm now intrigued and may have to check Wikipedia.

Edit : It's there!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Blattermaus
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
Can't believe I clicked that :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Is it? Is it?
Yes it is.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# What a contribution he made to society!
Not a day goes by when I don't have to use my murder spoon.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# And not worth it's own thread: a GIFraffe
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# ah, the murder spoon
hard to belive it never caught on :(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
# that's very good, similar to kevin o'neill who i think is one of the most talented comic book artists
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Needs more blood
Lots more blood. And insanity. Raw, screaming insanity. But other than that, yes, I see the similarity.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Murder spoon!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] August 14th, 1986: SkyNeck becomes self aware.............
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
We are doomed!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# ^This :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy candle day Hermon :)
Might as well drop this here, I have no idea where I was going

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
# nice pic :D
thanks :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I drop this here :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] happy candles
and i'll slide this in here too for posterity
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
thanks
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
I'll plonk this here as well then


^CFB
You busy on the 20th btw?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)
# not that i'm aware
a tuesday ???

even if i am, if the offer is good i'll rejig my busy schedule
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Cool
right, we have a plan
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# splendid
i love a good plan, especially if i know nothing about it, they're the best kind of all.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Just have to have a word with Terry
mate of mine is emigrating to Australia, and being an animal keeper would like to see the cubs before she goes
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# sounds like a plan
keep me abreast of things
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha......
Maddness!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
# this is ACESSSS
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Yay!
That's ace
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Entirely new-thread-worthy.
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# cool ;)

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)
# hey!!!
candles Herman!!!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:21, archived)
# thanks :DD
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:22, archived)
# cappy handle day!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:27, archived)
# "life begins at forty"
congrats, old git ;)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
# that's a bloody lie
hair growing out of your ears and on your nose begins at fourty, everything else packs in
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:37, archived)
# The muscle nerves go on strike
The pain nerves work overtime
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
# thanks :D
39 in 7 days:(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# make the most of it
and pre order some nasal/ear trimmers
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Happy candles.....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:27, archived)
# like this :D
thanks
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Blood mayhem candles and cake ;-)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)
# happydays

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:44, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Happy candles!


Keep making random crazy little animations :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Like it :D
thanks :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Oh yeah =)
*submits to the new masters*

-The neck is vast
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha....
All the aces......
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Haha
I can't for the next one, I hear they'll have a G-1000.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha
runs
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:30, archived)
# for mash get sma......, or perhaps not
nice one
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Fecking Ace!!!
This wins everything!!! Apart from that it's not bad ;)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I want your bike, your boots and your spots

woo!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:41, archived)
# heehee
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:43, archived)
# ^ Would
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Grrr yiff grrr meow.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:44, archived)
# This artistic style
is reminiscent of an early "Smash Monkey".
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:08, archived)
# oi!
mine were much worse!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# yeah fast cats!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Three whiskers on each....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:30, archived)
# hi

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:41, archived)
# lully :)
*click*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:30, archived)
# *squeee*
:D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Nice paintcat!
 
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
# it's bloody hot in my office
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
#
S P A N G !

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:29, archived)
#
It's teh Fear gif!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Fig Fear (see my sig)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I wish my desk
provided wrist while I was writing.

SPANG, I believe.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:31, archived)
# shitbastard!
i can't even change that now, as i did this at work, and now i'm erm, not at work. :S

oh well, it's a desk that provides wrist. quality! :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:33, archived)
# (=
=)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:02, archived)
#
I could use a fan like that
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:34, archived)
# As long as it does'nt spout alot of hot air,
it is summer :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:59, archived)
# HaHaHa
Your pun has blown me away!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# YES!!! (click)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Ouch!!
Hahaha....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# ouch!
double ouch
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Chickens!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Have they caught the guy who did the stuff at the place with the things yet?*

*hasn't watched or heard (nearly) any news in about a week and presumes this copper is to do with it
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Hes having a camping holiday in Rothbury
the police came down to have a picnic with him, but alas could not find him.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Ah yes, I heard he was 2001 Hide and Seek Champion
Have they tried looking behind the picnic hamper yet, do you know?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:06, archived)
# yes they did
but he was'nt there so they took it away, before yogi bear came along and stole it.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:08, archived)
# They're looking for a man with a geordie accent
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I thought it might make a good challenge
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:10, archived)
# you've got the strap lines the wrong way around
:-)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:01, archived)
# : D Thanks
knew there was something amiss
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:07, archived)
# BANG BANG!
Fauer frei!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:03, archived)
# i always thought that 'er from chikkin runs
looked like mr smith from the matrix.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:09, archived)
# A'ye that she does.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] giraffes love cheese
.


fact.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:40, archived)
# :D!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:44, archived)
#
:)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Reach for the stars.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:45, archived)
# top stuff
and well done that giraffe.
is it Camembert, Brie, Edam...
these things we must know...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:45, archived)
# singletons parlick fell
for sure.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Getting high on cheese ~~~
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I like this
:-)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:00, archived)
# jeez louise
its eating my cheese!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:08, archived)
# you want the moon on a stick!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:28, archived)
# that was the old moon
someone nicked that one
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:32, archived)
# I lick this
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:31, archived)
#
I'll click your giraffe
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# lovely, as always.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
how high the moon?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
there is no moon above
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:45, archived)
# V nice :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Ow yes.......
V nice ....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Flippin' help


This took hours to load. And for what? A crap pun.

Edit: put what I meant to really. Sod this Tuesday evening drinking.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:34, archived)
# peanut punch...\8/
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:41, archived)
#
tastiest of the drinks!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:42, archived)
# haha
well, you are the nuts
: )
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:43, archived)
# JELLYFIST
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:44, archived)
# RACIST
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Covered in a thin candy fist !
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:53, archived)
# nicely done
makes me think of peanut brittle.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Mmm, peanut batter
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Well I never
I hadn't noticed that combination.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Haha.....
You nutcase..!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Me Luv U Long Time
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:25, archived)
# That'll teach her to eat fugu
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:30, archived)
# She's a sex robot.
....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Good God! It's a portal to the future!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:40, archived)
# These are ace.....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Cha Ching
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# ...evyting...evyting....................o.k....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Aaaaaaaah so . . . you butterfly me !
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Shootin' bullets with butterfly wings.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Ooooooooooh . . . souvenirs !
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:52, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:29, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I luv them but nobody luv me.
:'(
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I crept out of retirement to say this is very good.
Because it is.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Aww, don't retire...I need the support.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:08, archived)
# How odd........
Nicely.....indeed...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)
# :) thanks
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)
# this is really great
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:05, archived)
# ¥€$
indeed
(, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)
# so obvious that it's painful
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I like that.
And I haven't seen / heard it before.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:15, archived)
# haha loon!!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:34, archived)
#
I think you've just created the second actually funny knock knock joke.

*Clicks*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Haha....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Spotted this in the garden
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I'd kill it
with a fucking big hammer
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
# And then:
Fire.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:43, archived)
# And then:
more fucking big hammers with fire
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:46, archived)
# and then a smaller hammer but twice as on fire.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:56, archived)
# The lesser spotted coldstream guard-bird
they stay motionless for hours on end whilst Japanese and American tourist take photos of them.

/Bill Oddie Blog
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# the guarden?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Oh!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:40, archived)
# ^ COCK!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:23, archived)
# How did it taste?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:43, archived)
# you are Graham Kennedy
AICMFAUD!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Sorry, all out of AUD here.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare some foods before the football hits home.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Clearly Photoshopped
That couldn't Physicsly fly. Fact.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:16, archived)
# good afternoon jadies and lentilmen
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# very wail aa poyc
*click*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I'm glad it doesn't rain
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Arf......
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# arfternoon

Bugger, the text moved!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
Excellent!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Pfft, silly.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:45, archived)
# aww poor kitty
I saw a cat at the lying in the grass next to the main road yesterday. i went up to say hello. It was dead
: (
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:46, archived)
# awww :(
I was driving my bus one day when a car raced out of a junction to try to get in front of me (people don't like driving behind buses) and in doing so failed to see the cat walking across the road - the bastard broke it's spine and drove off without stopping the cat was in agony for minutes and I had to get the help from a passer-by to put the cat on the side of the road where it died I was in tears.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# and that's why I was late for my job interview
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Yeah well if you're going for a job interview in Woodhouse and using my bus then
you're probably long-term unemployed anyway :D
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *swigs Special Brew*
yaaaarrgeerroooudaaavit!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Smek!
Poor kitty
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Smek is a good word :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:51, archived)
# aww, poor blind pussy

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
THAT'S HOW MY CAT DIED!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I had no eye dear.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Traffic cones have a lot of spring in them. The worst it could do at strolling speed is bump the cat's nose.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# yes, well
I may have tried to force the cat into the cone

I thought it might make him more aerodynamic
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# You heartless bastard!
His poor cat bumped his nose to death at strolling speed.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
gutted.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# ^ this
and 'fucksocks' FTW!
woo yeah *click*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# End the cruelty now!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# haha
SCIENCE FACT
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Ha ha
That's how they make them. Fact.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Road cat is watching your dangerous driving.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:03, archived)
#
"Poor pussy ... poor pussy cat"
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Aww....
A least he made it accross the road!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)

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