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[challenge entry] Little bit of politics
(Psst! And a 'cloaca' update.)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Gah, you've made him cute!
"tell me what to cut, then all of the cuts will be your fault!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# horrifying
but good
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] First ever image post
Gentleness please

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(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)
# It's Dave the Hat with his Banjo
- I think it's a banjo Dave plays?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# my banjo only has one string
but I sure can strum it well!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Dirty boy.
Kassiopi was fantastic! I want to go back.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)
# aw excellent!
Did you go to Janis?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Yes, they pretended not to know who you were, so we left!
they pretended not to know who you were so we left!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)
# damn dirty forrins!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# We did try to eat there, but my 3 year old niece slipped off her chair, smacked her head on the floor, then screamed hysterically.
but my 3 year old niece slipped off her chair smacked her head on the floor then screamed hysterically.We made a quick exit and didn't have the balls to go back. Shame.
Still there were plenty of other places to eat. The tavernas on Agni beach were rather nice...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:11, archived)
# they are - Agni is beautiful
My parents always make a visit there when they are in Corfu!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:16, archived)
# wheeeeeee!
You're correct but a banjo has four or five strings and rarely six . . . mine has four


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Ah you're right
should have been a banjo though :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
# lovely
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:42, archived)
# those fingers
give me the fear. Its like a giant version of those horrible brown house spiders you get.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# ive killed 3 of those fuckers so far this year alone.
my new house is riddled with them
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# my new flat is strange
i get lots of spiders, but theyre those wierd massive semi-transparent ones with tiny bodies and no hair. I dont mind those as much.

Used to hate those monstrous brown ones
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:49, archived)
# My new house is full of those ones too
I think maybe they're just having a really good year or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Spider party!
Everyone down wasp box's for fly juice and dust!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)
# How did you know about the dust?
Who told you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ive got those in the garden but they dont seem to venture into the house.
But yeah, theyre nowhere near as scary as the big brown ones that run at you.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)
# why
Are toy killing poor inoccent Tarsiers?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Cheers everyone!
(Weirdly I'm quite arachnophobic but those fingers didn't trigger anything for me, hey ho.)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# pip pip!
What a top first post!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Tip top first postage
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] (Whispers)..Over there in the trees....

Cunning Twunt is hiding in the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)
# TESTESFLANGE NOSE
Out there - past those treeees. Iiiiii seeeeee youuuuuuuuu! (delivered by mac from predator)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
#
Police Sniper:"if it bleeds, we can kill it!!"
Evil Ted:"Yay"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Evil ted?
I totally loogied on that good dead me!

(dont forget russel dust and jessop jessop jessop!)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hehe
you'd think the police would mention that he has a big pair of bollocks for a nose
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:36, archived)
#


CFFM (500k or so)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Toppy shoppy sir!!
:) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Cheers chap.
Right. Off for lunch :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Sorry to bring genu-arts into this,
But lookit what I done did.

I could shop Freebase or some Tarsia eyes on if you like?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Woo
Now stop making us all look so bad:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Very nicely done.
Do I detect hints of sparkly bikini?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I thought I shorts were pulled down lower than that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I thought I short a puddy tat
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)
# fraid not
sticking her in a sparkly bikini would take more than 5 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# One day I'll get round to building some tech to put clothing on characters....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)
# excellent as always chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:15, archived)
# fantastic
perhaps just shop those top 2 buttons open ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:16, archived)
# dirty boy!
I was trying to go for 'appeal and cuteness', not 'a night out up broad street in Birmingham'!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# that'll be later tonight then!
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Needs more bukkake and cucumber up the arse
B+

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Woo!
that's fab!

This is the best evar arts that I've done . . .


EDIT: mebbe not . . . *cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# nonesense!
Your best arts are the critically acclaimed BLAAAARRRRRRB series!

Bring them back! *signs pointless facebook petition*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I spent about 30 hours on the above pic . . .
*cries more*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Is it your mum?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:57, archived)
# In vinegar veritas?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ooh lovely.
Freebase AND tarsier eyes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Bloody superb!!!!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Give her Tarsier sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Woo, very nice!

* Needs more Squirrel fur (and nakedness)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ive got jamnog for that
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Very nice indeed sir
Very very nice...
Click. :D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# TITS O' CLOCK!
Isnt it 14 hours too early fo you to surface?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)
# just taking the clothes away will be fine
(waits)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:48, archived)
# she has no nipples
And no torso from the breasts downwards.
Then she just has disembodied legs.

You dont want to see her naked!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Is that 3D
It looks 3D to me :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Freebase is utter shit

that on the other hand isn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# that !
is the cutest thing ever, lovely work sir
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)
# That, sir, is bloody gorgeous.
Beautiful art if you don't mind me saying so.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:27, archived)
# I can see a flaw in his methodology.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
I bet he goes out with a whimper rather than a bang!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Yeah
I think the police will make extra sure that he goes down with nonlethal gun wounds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:14, archived)
# That's if he doesn't crawl to them on his belly
which I suspect he will!

"Ok coppers I was only jokin' like I'll be good!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:35, archived)
# hehe
raoul seems a rather strange name for a 6 foot tall ginger geordie
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't want to
be the one to point it out to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Canny bag o Tudor.
Tudor shit.

Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Yes!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:07, archived)
# was running through my head all day yesterday.
Unfortunately for me I've become such a lazy bastard at shopping and am more interested in photography now. So the glory, is yours and well deserved ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)
# This will be in Viz next month
of this I am convinced/convicted
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haha - love the stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:14, archived)
# ^^
* checks shed*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, archived)
# haha
Silly Raoul.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Get your bloody nose out of that breadbin
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Spanktastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
uncontrollable lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Yay!
Office* lols!

(*desk in an old bedroom)
(Banjo Legs, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:04, archived)
# "... 4291"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Arf!
Mind pissage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# haha
me too
funny how many people remember the number
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
a vast improvement on the original.

Even though I knew what was coming, I still roffled and lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# *proper shoulder-shaking, can't hide it from my boss office laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# best post of the millenium
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:12, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha...heart attack lols
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Been in my head all day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Spot on fit sirrah!! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Bastard! Curse you mindpissage
*closes shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Hahah!

TJ: This beats the world cup
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:51, archived)
# This is fantastic!
:D
(Poison-System-X, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)
# top job
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:57, archived)
# That's grand!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I'd want that out of my head too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Your on the BBC love, should have spoken to Gok!


Click for bigger (72 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# *cough*
"YOU'RE on the BBC"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I've never been administered that test before on TV!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# first time for everything!
now bend over while I put these rubber gloves on
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:59, archived)
# For years the Forrin Legion had marched with tiny Flamenco Dancers on their shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Have a Beau Gest :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Good lord.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
I used to have quite a few of the Beau Peep cartoon books in the 80s - no idea what happened to them :(

www.tonystrading.co.uk/galleries/comicstrips/beaupeep.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely done
I just found out the secret ingredient in Kebabs.

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# I recognise that background.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)
# It's totally different
yours has a sign post and a funny cloud that looks like it says riverghost
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Go on...I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Sorry. I just don't have an answer
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Got it!
Five men in black suits and white shirts riding on 4 skate boards?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:02, archived)
# TO make it better
I think you need to photoshop the person on the left out.

COMPLETERINGLY
(waxdart hello., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, archived)
# it's not funny to pass off someone's Spitting Image puppet as the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Woo!
and 'Eurgh!'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I once knew someone who had joined the French Forrin Legion...




...twice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# So he tried to run away but they caught him?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# nope he was just insane
He once discharged himself from hospital after eating a beer can. I had to leave the city I was living in at the time as he was convinced I was nicking his potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# he sounds ideal for the FFL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# No, he joined to forget . . .
he joined to forget . . .and the forgot that he'd joined


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *comedy trumbones*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# did he meet Jean-Claude Van Damme while he was there?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I believe the had tea and scones togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# surely you Geste?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Nope
In those days I didn't mind too much, he was a good source of pharmaceuticals. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I knew they were giant aspirins on their heads!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Haha! Me too.
He's now in jail for robbing Tescos with a gun.

Knob.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I always thought the British legion was better
cos the beer is always so cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# you can only buy pints of Benedictine in Burnley Miner's Club
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I used to work as a glass collector in a BL near me many moons ago.
That is why I am partially deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I think you're mistaking the British Forrin Legion with
Witherspoons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ah good old spoons.
Pub grub has never been so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah
I've met people who think their fry up is amazing as it cost something like £1.99. How could food of that dort be of an eatable value at that price.
I always take great pleasure in telling them all about MRM:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Their breakfasts ARE amazing
but then I only eat them when horrendously hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Stylist and deadly!
woot
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# 'ole
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Good to know our road taxes are going to good use.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# They are
They're buying lots of guns and trident missiles that'll never get used . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# They are arming traffic wardens?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# in case that moat bloke shows up
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# hahaha
even at 15 degrees, that's brrrrrrilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I've just understood this comment!
b3ta.com/board/10117887
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hehe
why do they wear giant aspirins on their head?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Pfffft.
I thought they were giant laundry tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)
# it's funny how people think different things
It's probably because I have a headache, and you have dirty pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# *Checks pance*
But these are new on this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# couple more days then you can turn them inside out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I usually just wait for the mould to leave of its own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ECO-TIPS RIGHT THERE!
sign in a Russian hotel room
"If you wish to re-use your dead prostitute, please leave her in the wardrobe, otherwise please leave her in the bath"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I doubt you'd need to keep penetrating.
As the maggots would provide the sensation I am sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I wish I had some sort of certificate to award to you for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Silly fighty men.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# hehe
enough cute to put the toughest criminal down!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Oh dear bobs!
That's just mean - they might pop out if he squeezes to hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, archived)
# TEH HANDS!
TEH HANDS!

*fleeeeeeees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# SQUEEEEEEEZE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely Freebs! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Soz, mind pissage and all that

www.b3ta.com/board/10115487

You did a much better job though
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
by crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# my mate merv did this.....
"
(harrypsauce, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Mild Violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)
# best of all the violences
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
In The Times yesterday, his mum was banging on about how she couldn't understand what had happened to make him into a maniac.

Probably calling a geordie lad Raoul didn't help...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I blame all the roids
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# I blame the boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I still blame the moonlight
I know I shouldn't but I can't help it
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# word is he's hiding in a moat.
it's the last place they'd expect him to be
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Well, if it's an MP's moat, he won't have to worry about getting dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# dang
pindmiss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Mindpiss = Great Minds....
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Yeah but fortuntely the MP who owns it had it cleaned so he can easily be spotted.
Good foresight I say!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I'll have a fishy....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I'll have a c please bob
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[challenge entry] 'ninglies

and remember children too much transparency kills gif optimisation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# woo
that's rather nice. tag it or you'll see it as a BBC intro:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Hey GuildMaster :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I suspected as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Have you given up WoW?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# No
Just not a GM:P

Was an officer but left for a lower level in a bigger raiding guild. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# What level raiding are you at?
we are kind of stuck at LK25/LK10 at the moment - hopefully will be raiding tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# ICC25 6/12
ICC10 norm on LK.

You stuck on Putricide of something? He's a bitch unless you get it down right.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Yeah can be a right pain - we've downed him a few times now
but depending what mood the players are in at the time he can go down 1-shot or we wipefest for a while. But we always get him down now, eventually.

Blood-Queen and Sindragosa can be a real pain too.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Yeah
That's the idea:P

Lvlling a rogue atm so raiding a bit less than normal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I have a level80 Rogue which I'm gearing up
my main is a Druid Moonkin/Feral dual-spec and I also have a Warlock lvl80 all able to raid ICC.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Main was a huntard but became my DK.
I can knock out DPS higher than most ranged.

Yeah rogues are good fun to play.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Nings
That's grand that is! Has it got Tarsier eyes in the reflection there?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Oh god it's a resonance cascade!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I want to touch it, but I'm scared it'll trap my fingers...
but I'm scared it'll trap my fingers...It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# For some reason
this gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# It's an engima - it might be something cool and wonderous
or it might be the cataclysm to the end of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Unexpected Tarsier!
Also a bit like The Day Today logo, sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Yeah loved that series - why do all the best comedies always come to an early end?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Because they come to an early end!
although that also applies to some dreadful comedies, but only if they get no viewers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Yeah but we don't miss the dreadful ones
Chris Morris is a genius and so rarely seen now.

I watched Mongrels on BBC Three the other day now that's the sort of near-the-knuckle comedy we need - until it gets banned.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Is that good then?
I avoid anything on BBC3
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah - they use puppet characters a Fox, Pigeon, Dog, a pedo Cat etc.
and they get away with murder especially the pedo-cat epsiode, during that episode the Fox tried to get an "acting" part on NatureWatch and stated he had gone to the Mel Gibson school of acting which they switch to a clip Mel: "Ok who's fault is it when you forget your lines?" fox: "Oh oh oh is it the jews?"

www.google.co.uk/search?q=mongrels+bbc+three&hl=en&rlz=1T4ACAW_en___GB342&prmd=v&source=univ&tbs=vid:1&tbo=u&ei=1_Y2TNrYBYKQjAfElun1Aw&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCsQqwQwAw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
# All the best comedies end when they should
In most cases two series is enough
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Brass Eye got banned though
just as it was getting good. But I suppose you're right especially given how cringeworthy Harry Endfield became at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# It didn't get banned

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Well Chris pulled it then or someone pulled it.
either way it was an effectual ban.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:11, archived)
# nah....
he just gets bored very quickly

Brass Eye was never banned
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Michael Grade postponed showing the original series
and apparently edited various episodes (resulting in the "Grade is a Cunt" flashframe in the last one). But it was never banned/axed/pulled. I'm not aware of Morris even saying he wouldn't do any more, but he's never done anything for more than a couple of series.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# There's really no need to get so pedantic about the details of it
after that infamous episode it stopped being shown for one reason or another I don't really care why only that I miss the sheer comedy of it and felt that the world was really fucked up because the Media takes itself so fucking seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:25, archived)
# There's a fine line between accuracy a pedantry

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:32, archived)
# maybe - but if you're trying to humilate me with knowing the facts ok you won
I don't know the full story behind the ending of the series all I know is it ending with the shitstorm in the press and that annoyed me especially all the "Outraged of Tumbridge Wells" type comments so I don't know why you're persuing this as I've already stated as much.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I wasn't trying to do anything like that at all
merely following up on my statement that it wasn't banned. I certainly wasn't trying to humiliate you, I wasn't even trying to provoke a reaction and didn't expect a reply.

My last post was an attempt to light-heartedly draw a line under it. Clearly that failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Impressive stoolage there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# and what of the image?
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# How rude of me, it is worthy of some cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# cayke maykes me poop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Better out than in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Chocolate cayke before and after ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# he's a right little poop machine :D
Nings RG
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# 'ningles
At least he has handy leaves for wipage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# They could farm them for Tarsier Guano
I hear it's like plant steroids.

woo ning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# ONOES!
Extra strong plants will take over the world!


Even worse these plant steroids may toake over my herb garden! I'll have extra strong mints!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Oooof
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Ooh poo!
Hahahahah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Why does this remind me of Richard Branson?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# They both like to sit in trees when they have a dump.
Actaully that sounds like a very satisfying thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Why do trees smell?


Because their leaves keep blowing off.

Gets coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# athankyou
You'll be here all week.
Try the waitress and don't forget to tip the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# pooooooop!
Poligen Ha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# The droids looked on powerless as the French took their colours
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Oooh you're good at this shopping malarky
I like the subtle ones in the background nearly missed them!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)
# And their STAPs. Bloody thieving French

Incidentally, we have a pub in town named after Ensign Ewart, who nicked a French Eagle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Ha ha!
His little socks!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I love this me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Yay!
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# bloody ace, that, N'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)
# *glees*
lully as usual:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Crikey that's a good un!
Nice depth of field...
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoos
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# You're holding it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Why isn't this cunt dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# who is he?
/lives in a cave
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:32, archived)
# A big bully.
Edit: Check your corners, he may be in your cave.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:33, archived)
# a man hiding in caves wanting to kill everyone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Ooooh that bloke
I don't have a tv and don't really read the news. Happy sausage land is much more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Whaaat?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)
# THIS IS SAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUSAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# *chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)
# KILLER GEORDIE HOBO
that's who!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# ^This
He must be hiding under a giant iPhone in the woods somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
#
‎1 dead. 2 injured. 7 days.

call that a war you ginger cunt?
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# Is this a new Craig David song?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# yes
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# He's crap at First Person Shoot 'Em Ups
I bet he's a ganking sniper!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Bloody wookies, coming here, stealing all our hedge space.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)
# if he was a sniper he would have killed that copper
instead he shot at him point blank with a shotgun and failed to kill him, fooking amature
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# Maybe he was using a sniper rifle and tried to quick scope him.
Ultimate fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Hey Einstein.
He's using a sawn-off shotgun. No chokes or barrel length for accuracy. Even at 3ft you would be lucky to put 50% of your grains in a person. And that's assuming he's using a standard shot.
Firearms. A bit more complicated than Hollywood would have you believe,
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)
# at point blank you would be able to hit if he fired a rubber band at him
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# He's following the precedent of the Afghan war
You know, the kind in which any deaths come as something of a surprise and a bit of a scandal.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# 9 years, 314 british soldiers dead
Call yourselves a Taliban, you should be ashamed
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# My brother is on leave atm.
I think we have been very fortunate not to lose a lot more, judging by the tales he has told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# The point stands, though...
It's a fucking war. If you're not prepared to have people killed, don't invade. It's really not rocket propelled grendades science.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Yes, I agree fully.
Still not looking forward to the next three months though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Warfare is not what it used to be.
It's not even the same today as it was in 1991 when I was last blowing shit up. Things have moved on. Casualties are much less expected of a modern, fully equipped army today than they ever have been in the past.
I think that you'll find that the army accepts and understands casualties. It's the civilian administration who are upset about the public perception they create and as such their standing, politically, with the public who vote for them.
But don't be dismissive of life so casually. On both sides. If you are fighting for pay or ideals, you are fighting with the chance of death. Armchair warriors should consider that before they have too much opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Cripes - he's buff!
I imagine he's growing a beard and flying over to bin laden's secret invisible cave right now
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.."

"Take the red pill, you'll wake up clinging to a tree with a mouthfull of beetle legs."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Beetle legs, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I though the blue pill meant fun sexy tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# The idea of having a hard on for hours on end doesn't really appeal to me.
That's probably why I am known as the 'two pump chump'.

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)
# haha
I've not experienced them, but my neighbour has offered me them! No idea what my Mrs has told his!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] What has been seen...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# haha
Hang on though, how come we can see Canoe being reflected, shouldn't it be Fishwife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# You can see
Lozza's hands in the reflection. I took the reflections from his glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I'm just being a picky cunt
due to having had a good night's sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# It's this innit
www.megadik.nl/files/images/BlueRedPill_0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Yes, I know
but clearly SBF has cast the tarsier in the role of Neo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Tarsier neo looks like human Keanu whilst in the matrix.
Simples!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I accept your argument!
Those crazy tarsiers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:32, archived)
# What if you take both?
Do you get to sit in bed, in a tree, having a light breakfast of beetle legs and believing whatever you want?

Edit : whoa, newsletter's early today!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Now that
is the way to spend a summer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Mmmmm.... beetle legs.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I actually thought that that was a reflection of me.
Eeeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# pure uncut chedgey goodness
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)
# :D
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)
# *Glee*
*FEAR*
*repeat*
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha
That's a 'ningles for me:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Although this is in colour, I still do not trust him.
Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# GRIN!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Lovely!
*thinks about using paint to badly paste some tarsier eyes onto a random celebrity*

*looks at your post again*

*decides not to*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# oh hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahahah! *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Teefs!! *Clicks* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# the early bird catches the wormletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue436/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# prematurely ejaculating all over your inbox

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I rather like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Early much?
Milk and cookies keeping you awake, Sebastian?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I've got a lunch worky meeting
hence had to finish it early

The paradox of being busy makes things more efficient as you have to plan ahead properly.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:10, archived)
# you have a job?
my illusions are shattered :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# The paradox of being busy means
why am I spending the morning on b3ta instead of working.

Damn you for being so organised ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:25, archived)
# 1st!
or not...
(. Y . ), Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# tits or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)
# blimey, I haven't even had breakfast yet
Here's your solution to worrying about wine drinking
static-p4.fotolia.com/jpg/00/00/07/51/400_F_75152_0Crso7vrIkgcQ1JlC8aNTurnjXcQVw.jpg
you can paypal me the million pounds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)
# ... and it's already beer o clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# fotolia
fotolia fotolia fotolia
fotolia fotolia fotolia
fotolia fotolia fotolia
fotolia fotolia fotolia
fotolia fotolia fotolia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Now with added roid rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)
# fanks Wob
... just to keep you all up to date - they're having an argument on Woman's Hour about Women Bishops and it's FUCKING HILARIOUS... Vivian is close to tears she's just said:

"... I rather hope I'm taken to heaven before it happens..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Can women really bash the Bishop?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# some of them would like to
others less so

it's a very complicated and relevant discussion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# No, but they can diddle the Deacon

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Yes because if women get made bishop
it won't count and they'll all end up in purgatory with the heathens. Good old religion, making rules for imaginary scenarios since time immemorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# it's theology gone mad!
... if you have your wedding blessed by a priest who was ordaned by a bishop with a vagina not a penis then your children will never achieve anything more impressive than a broze swimming certificate...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# A Broze Swimming Certificate?
I could only dream of such things!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Although this is actually
true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I have bronze, silver and gold.
Everything else I do seems so trivial.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Did I fall asleep?
Is it 4 o clock already?

Yay... to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# WTF? Is it 4 o'clock?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Note to self. Read comments in response to newsletter before mindpissing self over a near ten minute margin.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Moat disappears as Home Secretary pulls the plug on police stop and search
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Norks and a vaguely football related post

So sorry for the terrible arts
edit: made it a thumbnail to hide awfulness :D cfb
edit number 2 for the RIS: Bra's well, Brazil :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
wut!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Well I did say vague hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Bra's ill . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I'm going to have to follow Dave's lead on this one, Sausage
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# you
hello

*holds onto your ankle and never lets you go*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I'm off to the kitchen for a coffee
hmm - I should spray you with floor polish and save the cleaner a job

*drags*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)
# :D
there's some soup under the fridge... in a tin!

also - these shoes are very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# bumcakes :(
ah well helloes anyway *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# hellos gorgeous
I don't understand it, is all

There's a delivery - 20 rolls of paper - gis a hand would you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I'll be right over :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Miss! That knocker
is doing a sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# :D this is awesome
not sure what the fuck is going on... but understanding is overratted

also - NORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# PROFLLLESSSORY
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
#
If you get bra sick, you probably anticipate every extended bra trip with dread. Bra sickness is just one kind of motion sickness (or kinetosis) that some experience when they're riding in a brassiere. Dizziness, fatigue and nausea might make the trip miserable, and even vomiting doesn't make the affected person feel any better. So how do you go about preventing bra sickness in the first place? Here are some ways to enjoy the ride, sickness-free.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)

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