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#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:00, archived)
# you eediot
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:03, archived)
# YOU FAT, BLOATED EEEDIOT!
YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

i fucking love ren and stimpy
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)
# :)
My all-time favourite is the joke:
"Why did they bury the fireman under the hill?"
"We d-d-d-d-don't know why they buried the fireman under the hill"
"BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!"

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
# my favourite is the happy helmet
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Also great :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i also love the bit
where they're selling rubber nipples* door-to-door and they knock on some bloke's door to ask if he wants any. he says "no, but have you got any rubber walrus protectors?" then holds up a walrus in (i think) a tutu. the walrus says in a pleading voice "call the police!"
so wrong and yet so right.

*baby bottle teats
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:15, archived)
# can't watch youtube, remember?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# This surely can't be genuine....
can it?
*fears*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Oh dear god...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
# i can't see it
please describe what it is
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Stimpy has a log laid across his back side and is bent over
Ren has a large curved tree saw strapped to his midriff, and saws the log by rocking his hips back and forth.

Ren stops for a moment and Stimpy begs him to continue. Ren continues at a frantic pace.

Once the log is cut in two and falls away from Stimpy's back, Ren removes the saw and walks away, leaving a pile of sawdust in the middle of Stimpy's back.

Stimpy asks Ren if he wants to stay and cuddle.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)
# i don't remember that one
but i can well believe it
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)
# actually, I don't think it could have been aired.
I forgot to add, at the last part of the clip, Ren throws a rag on Stimpy's back and says "shame on you, clean that shit up"
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)
# ah, right
might be the one that got it cancelled
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)
# holy shit!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I remember it scaring me as a young child.
I don't like the animation.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i love it
the space madness episode is another favourite
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:21, archived)
# classic!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
# take a closer look
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
# No sir, I don't like it!
/Mr. Horse
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i say this all the time!
:D
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:22, archived)
# "Get him a meat on meat sandwich Stimpy"
XD
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Ren and Stimpy alt compo?
That would be cool.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I agree to this 100%
The Mel one has got old already
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:33, archived)
# Happy Happy Happy
Joy Joy Joy
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:41, archived)
# i like this
it has nothing to do with mel gibson and it looks fluffy
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Hello Smash. I did a sequel to the dragon I drew you. Have you seen it?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:04, archived)
# that
is made of rare and valuable unguents, scented oils, gold leaf and purest win
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
# spek meets spec
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
# looks like he's about to inhale him
:D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Little blue tits
I like this.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:50, archived)
# yay something good
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:51, archived)
# thanks
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Whatever is going on here it's simply awesome
:D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Uh oh, blue birdy is giving little seed man the hungry eyes.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] You'd think she'd know better
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] For the compo!
Mel C Ibsen


*rereads*
Bollocks...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:34, archived)
# very nice
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I'm assuming that's written in Irony sans lite.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Alternate compo
Mashing 19th century Norwegian writers with Spice Girls.

No.2 Jonas Ginger Lie.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheer up, Melanie
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# this is good
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:41, archived)
# I thought that too
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:20, archived)
# good work ;)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:24, archived)
# shopped pics etc
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:26, archived)
# this falls neatly into the 'tiresome and predictable' thread
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)
# still better than those damn creepy tarsiers
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mad Doctor Mel
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:18, archived)
# WTF?
Is that source image?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Why?
Got a long penis night in front of you with not much to do with too much time on your hands?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 2:55, archived)
# The Human Centipede - New horror flick
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 3:06, archived)
# WTF
I dread to think where you have been!

Clicky for the horror...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Blow me! :p
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say that I get it...
Ashamed because of knowing who she is, and also because my only real exposure to the poem is through the Simpsons...

Good work on the breadth of culture in the pun though.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# This Deserves more praise!
*Clicky*

:D
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Haha
Sterling.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] It needs to come back.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
# oh, i love this!
but i think he'd work better as dagget
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)
# hes too brown for mels liking
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Sweet
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] this is his cum face
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Arrgghhh whaa
That better leave my mind by bed time or I'll be after you Paul. You heard me. Aaaafffftttteeerrr yyyooouuuu
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:08, archived)
# you love it
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I did wonder why the pages in my football paper were all stuck together this morning
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Melaroo was a bit more sinister and chicken-like than rolf's effort
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:39, archived)
# this is good, in a disturbing kind of way
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Set the snare and boil the water !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Apparently they taste quite bitter and leave a sour taste in the mouth.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Not even worth soup . . . yeeeeeeeeuck !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:03, archived)
# He doesn't look to be enjoying his new form but then...
he is anti-synthetic
sorry
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I always said he was a cock
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm convinced...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# very good!
*cricket applause*
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:27, archived)
# One bullet point
That's good PowerPointing.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:27, archived)
# genius
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# he hasn't quite got the hang of subliminal messages, has he?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I wonder what Mel's eqivalent of the Ming The Merciless slide would be...
Fagin?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# at least Fagin had kids to do his dirty work
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:41, archived)
# THIS ^
FRONT PAGE IT NOW! :)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# it's not the greeks,
it's the chinese he's after...

:)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Don't forget the Greeks!
THEY INVENTED GAYNESS!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Careful now.
Only the farm takes up most of the day and at night I just like a cup of tea. I might not be able to devote myself full time to the old racism
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 4:19, archived)
# So the story is, you're *not* a racist...
*click*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Classic...
You might also know that this particular post was tweeted by Graham Linehan yesterday.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Statuesque
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] FREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!



bored of the challenge already
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# proud leader of the scottish klansmen
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# What is it you want to say?

Go on, out with it
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:23, archived)
# He's a wee bit gallus
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# hah
i love that statue. they have to lock it up at night because the locals have been known to vandalise it. it's at its best when surrounded by the fence.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# please tell me thats real?
or are you a master of photographyshoppery?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:27, archived)
# arf!
well obviously i'm a master of photographyshoppery, but that is a photo i took.
whilst giggling.
quite a lot.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)
# It is real
It was erected after Braveheart at the foot of the hill by the car park, is much shorter than the statue on the monument (local folklore has him around 6'10") and looks unsurprisingly like Mel. It's a sellout by the Jock authorities, just like the Act of Union.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:44, archived)
# wow.
that's attractive.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:27, archived)
# they have to put a fence like that
around the christmas tree in our village every year. the pikey bastards around here nick the bulbs
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Christmas Trees don't grow from bulbs, I think you been sold a Tulip :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
# pffff
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:28, archived)
# hah
done!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Yay!

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Sires!
I bring news of glass cock from distant lands:
friendsofirony.com/2010/02/17/ironic-photos-freedoms-not-free/

And now I must away.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Haha
the FREEDOM to be in a cage for your own protection.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I repeat
FRRREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMM!!!!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
# ahha
as if the statue wasn't funny enough
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Cabbie from Edinburg airport first time I went
- Your firrst visit to Scotland? Then I guess you only know the melgibsonian version - They can take ourr lives but they'll neverr take us serriosly.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# haha
that must be the worst piece of sculpture on earth
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Mel is such a comic.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I know the tarsier challenge is over.
But I like tarsiers, and I don't like Mel Gibson.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:13, archived)
# this is superb! really excellent work
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:16, archived)
# ha ha ha love it!
TJ : Riddle me this, riddle me that, whats that smell? oh god thats awful u tw... hey everyone

What kind of pie can fly?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:16, archived)
# A magpie
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# YOU WON THE INTERNET!
congratulations

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:18, archived)
# A blackboard
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# nope
someone mining chalk
ok ok ok u got it...

Whats black when its new, red when its used and grey when you throw it away?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
# a tampax?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Where do you get black tampax from?
And why are they grey when they're thrown away? Do you keep them until they're furry with mould?

Actually, I don't want to know, do I?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# no
no you don't
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# oh what a lovely mental picture
*sicks up abit*
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Coal
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:23, archived)
# umm
and this is the bit where i get you to do my maths homework...
lol oh its such an easy trick :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# my wife's tits
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
bewbs
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
# lol

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:25, archived)
# michael jackson?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# close
but that was got whiter as it got older :p
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# He's a splendid tarsier
I like him very much.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:16, archived)
# And
I like your tarsiers too.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I share the sentiment

This is splendid!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Spot On !
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:53, archived)
# yay!
much better
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Glee.
You have been busy.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] burger king mel :D
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:59, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Fan-cunting-tastic!
I couldn't put my finger on who he looked like with that beard.
Top marks for teh win!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Today with Des & Mel
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Haha
Very good :)
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)
#
aha!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)
# shes a cross between
michael jackson and jessica alba
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:58, archived)
# actually
she looks a little like that lady that had the octuplets.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:59, archived)
# ok i live under a rock...
whos the woman that keeps appearing?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Oksana Grigorieva
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:10, archived)
# umm
who? :s

edit : google - his ex wife... blah
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# "A fucking little girl with a dysfunctional cunt"
according to Mel Gibson
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He's told it relieves stress.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha, great work!
Reminds me of a tarsier in this pic?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:51, archived)
# put glasses on him
and it reminds me of that knicker-sniffing mayor meme bloke whose name I can't remember.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Tubgirl?

(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)
# no, freebase.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:00, archived)
# it also makes him look a bit like a certain knicker-sniffer
EDIT: mindpiss!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# haha! PISSYMINDS indeed
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:55, archived)
# *passes the mop*
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:56, archived)
# He smells knickers.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:23, archived)
# woo!
\o/
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)

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