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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:40, archived)
# * cries quietly *
Edit: WOO btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this is an average day in the life of Gazza now.
(at least from his perspective)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Hahah!
Of course your not!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Hello hi
www.b3ta.com/board/10133242

I noticed your irritation with its new look a few days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 17:23, archived)
# You fucking star.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 17:30, archived)
# YOU BLOODY ARE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 19:47, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 22:39, archived)
# GARSECOIN
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 17:22, archived)
# ahahahahahhahaha
FP THIS PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 17:36, archived)
# IAWTP
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
# If it's not then I shall lose my faith in the innate decency of the human race
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Fucking Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fookin' ACE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Onward
To the FP!
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 19:02, archived)
# haha poor gazza
in the last frame, he actually looks like an angry version of sting!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 21:33, archived)
#
Think Gazza, think! Like.
(McChinaman banned, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# There are only three words I can use to describe this pic...
Absolute. Fucking. Genius!
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Great, like.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# More please.
Thanks.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# mental illness
always gets a guaranteed laugh.

(Mr Chicken, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 20:07, archived)
# only just seen this :D
woo, like, like, like.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha!
this rules.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Long live the Queen!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:21, archived)
# This is good, and deserves more replies.
And why did you eat chinese pate?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# *fuckin as it to your woo pic*
Hey, fans - I just took another step on my irrefutable, hurtling journey to death via middle age - I wandered into a room going "Pom pom pom pom papom pom papom."

I know it's Darth Vader's tune, but still - rather surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Looking for your pipe and slippers were you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# that's nothing
i just sang soupy george in my shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Don't worry....
I misplaced my slippers a few evenings back and spent 15 minutes looking for them, When I found them I was happy, at which point I realised I have become OLD....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again
you are NEVER too old to storm a bouncy castle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# sadly I'm no longer allowed on bouncy castles
after the "INDCIDENT"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# i'm intrigued
tell me of this "the incident!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ........ I once espied a bouncy castle and full of innocent glee ran at it full tilt, leaping salmon like to crash down on it's rubbery bouncy wobbly "forecourt" bit (it was a castle with a courtyard type thing going on...)
I had failed to notice the 5 year old sat on same step-forecourt bit putting his trainers on. I futhermore failed to notice him fly 6 feet through the air starfish-like before landing on his suprised little face in the grass. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# this raises more questions than it answers!
EDIT: this makes more sense. it also makes me giggle like an insensitive twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# ooo, my ride is on the way!
time to go, see you all on monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# AVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Arrested after bank Robbery
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] BONG!


Click for bigger (106 kb)
(champagnerocker, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Pfffft!
I am currently listening to: Mark Ronson & The Business Intl - Bang Bang Bang

I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Whatever happened to Pong?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha
i downloaded a fake pong on my xbox 360, great fun still.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I DECREE THAT IT BE PUB O'CLOCK. HEED AND OBEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# FECK OFF CUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# CUP IS NOT CUP. CUP IS WINE GLASS
for use by girls and poofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I hope it contains a fruit based drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# wine is fruit-based
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# RICE WINE ISN'T
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# those damn sneaky japanese!
it's still nice, though, so no need to get saki
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# GOD DAMN JAPANESE
they've got to fuck everything up

pearl harbour
wine
errrr
that's it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# they do make good sushi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# GOD DAMN SUSHI
i don't like sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# i fucking love sushi
with wasabi and pickled ginger....
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# They fuck themselves up quite often too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# tentacle porn ftw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# DON'T CALL ME LEN, YOU LITTLE BOLLOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# WAIT TIL I GET YOU, YOU LITTLE GOBSHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# i'm not little
i'm far away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ^ *wins game*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# :(
I like wine and I like fannies. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# i bet you like independent arthouse films, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# not really
but if it helps i'm rarely a fan of big hollywood action-thrillers, which normally possess fewer thrills than a dog-eared copy of razzle that's missing half its pages
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# it doesn't matter
you've been branded a hippy now, there's no getting away from it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# i gathered
i may go away and cry now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# don't forget your hand-woven fairtrade handkerchief
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I bet he macromade himself a pair of jean shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:09, archived)
# with organic hemp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :(
i curried a cat last night, too. does that get taken into consideration?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hot pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# DAMN STRAIGHT
i'm going to go and buy things now. laters all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Korean cuisine is very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# no
but you can take it into work for lunch if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *checks time*
Fuck me I love you, Smash! It is!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# :)
it's my mate's birthday weekend, i'll be shitfaced till monday afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# It's random MSpaint pictures that got me started, Smash.
All you need is a hook like rainbow dinosaurs and you're made.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# i was thinking of vomit around the world
you know, throwing up the best of foreign foods and alcohols.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Make a cute recognisable character to do the vomiting and you've got a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# that's my plan
well, i've got lots to shave, so i'm off to get ready.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# It's 9:16 in the morning
and I've got a Vicodin hangover which I'm trying to drown in coffee.
It is NOT, repeat NOT, time to get pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# serves you right for living in another country
ENGLAND FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Heh
no matter where I've been in the world Smash, that uncomfortable period between getting up and waking up hasn't felt any easier. I am not a morning person.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Move to northern Alaska, it's only morning once every few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Palin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Mofaha is fucking HOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Haha
I used to walk with a cane too at one time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I concur
Hence I am in the boozer
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# have fun
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# awwwww
may I join you?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# needs more pickle jar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Epic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Nicely!


Also on the subject of Big Ben the Mrs remembered this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZqOpchn2Uw
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# That's my account
I cropped it from some Old TV compiler's vid and put it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# What a small world!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING GOOD.
Check my channel yo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Sharapova & Dementieva
Ochen Horosho!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I
...............don't get it
(Wibih, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha,
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# WOO
*inspired* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 18:44, archived)
# The McVicar of Dibley


no reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Public Enemy No No No No No No No. 1
yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:15, archived)
# P E in full effect, brotherrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# there's no limit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Don't Believe The Hype
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6BJ3CvPLhs&feature=related
(herman:D, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:32, archived)
# You missing someone?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# droopy norks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Good morning, children! Can you guess what I've been listening to?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Mr Blobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)
# That's next.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)
# spice girls :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Well earlier obviously, dur.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Travis :P
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwh3FmpZ7kg
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# California Girls by Katy Perry
You can see the cream cake bikini
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Michael Jackson - Black or White.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)
# "I just took my two sleeping pills and now I'm like a bridegroom standing at the altar"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Raining in My Heart
by Buddy Holly?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# great the boards that slow that I post hours later and it looks like I'm flooding
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:04, archived)
# YOU FUCKING FLOODER!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:14, archived)
# ^ this hahaha:D
nice gif:D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Up he goes!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 11:58, archived)
# down he goes
:D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:25, archived)
# aw
c'mon little fella, you can make it!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Ming the Verticaless?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:34, archived)
# ahaha this deserves more comments
MOARRRRRRRRRR !!!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] benitus minimus

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Same to you too!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:04, archived)
# pinky swears!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# It's great, but...
Your knuckles are really well aligned... too well aligned...
My middle finger's middle knuckle is the same height as my pinky's top knuckle, and the other two are in between. It's like your hands were made for this.
(joepublic 's opinion does not represent that of the public, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 23:57, archived)
# It's all about getting the right angle.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# That's not his hand
hoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Is it just me, or does her voice remind anyone else of Willow the Wisp?


...only far more attractive, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Arf and arf!
ION: I am hungover and need Indian food STAT! (I am also pretending I am a Doctor for the day)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# could you check my piles doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Piles of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Piles of dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not that sort of doctor...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Doctor, doctor
I feel like a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:54, archived)
# You're just trying to stir things up.
Edit: Belated happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Aw thanks!
I completely missed it! :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:08, archived)
# That is Lion-o from Thundercats.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] by request
big ben with chips
www.flickr.com/photos/jamnog/4822852925/
edit possibly nsfw as i just noticed one of the spires looks like a nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Congratulations.
You have just got me sacked from my imaginary Doctors job for the day ;)

(Nicely done btw!)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ding-Dong!

/Leslie Phillips (quote stolen from Big Ben in the early years)
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# kids tv just isn't what it used to be
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Bloody hell, Grover!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# SNOW!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# He spunks confetti!
He needs to hire himself out at weddings.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# You are Jon Venables.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# yes I am a football manager
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# SPANG!
woo to you sir - yey and hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I sat through a 10 minute rant in the club last night about how Terry Venables should be hung
I'm not a football fan but hanging seems a little harsh
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# Hahahaha
Euro 96 was a good effort though, it needs to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Haha
How did you look at that headline and see that?
edit: and don't say 'supervision'
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I'm just a very silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:30, archived)
# RIP John Venables you legend!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:35, archived)
# not jet wiv da angles ausum work tho legend
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# Hahaha
Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)
# "That little shit we picked up in '93 has finally been released. Everyone needs to keep an eye on him."
.
"What do you mean, 'everyone'?"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Stare deep into his eye and wish.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:18, archived)
# Nice =)
Just like the grapple beholder thingie.

I think they should introduce road signs looking like this.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:38, archived)
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(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:47, archived)
# ning all

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# i wish.... i wish...
i wish it would GO AWAY! IT BURNS IT BURNS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Wizbit?
A little episode that just happened in our house:

Mk. 1 Borisette: "I'm a triffid and you're a people" (lunges, while saying 'Raargh!"
Mrs Boris: "Stop that!"
Mk. 1: "Rarrgh!" Mk. 2 joins in.
Mrs Boris (to me): "Help me! They're trying to bite my face!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Haha awww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Mk. 1 is only 4 1/2...
Really a very odd child...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)
# The true leader of the Illuminati is revealed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# old skool b3ta!
more of this woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] When London was in trouble, the Metropolitan Police knew who they could call...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 7:20, archived)
# NING B3TA!

. -- Click my bell-end to see Big Ben
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 7:36, archived)
# Ning!
That's quite a post, that one...

Quiet, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 7:48, archived)
# NING!
Sorry, loudest I could do.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:14, archived)
# That should about do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:17, archived)
# Pardon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:07, archived)
# *pulls*
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Jul 2010, 7:58, archived)
# I jolly well like this.
I shall click upon it quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 24 Jul 2010, 7:57, archived)
# Thanks awfully!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Jul 2010, 8:17, archived)
# this is good, and amusing
i have thusly clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ALBIONISM, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 6:46, archived)
# Dead board is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Get funky!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wef5na5Dps
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Sunday Funk has started early!
So be it! Time for a House Party with Fred Wesley of the J.B.s
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 5:26, archived)
# Well then, chop it up and stew it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 4:40, archived)
# There's been a murder? This is a job for...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 6:21, archived)

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