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Woah, doog thread rush.

Nothing for ages and then two at once (while its quiet)

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doog Don't read this., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

EDIT: fuck, i should have put the ipod in the other hand

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:34, archived)

;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:35, archived)

thanks for fixing my laziness :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:03, archived)

Donkey cock?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:34, archived)

The bukake kid ?

(leaves idea floating for those more able to do the photoshopage)

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:17, archived)

*throws the bindun Karate Flid in for good measure*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:50, archived)

Another of these

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doog Don't read this., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)

Hahahaha...

Have an UglyBettyElton

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)

This gives me the fear

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)

i love head/face swaps :D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)

*requests hammers*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)

*obliges*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)

Quick!

Someone do one of the Olsen Twins.

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Curis, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

ha ha ha

I've done them both* Does that count?

_{*may not be true}

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doog Don't read this., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)

welcome to the world of AIDS

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)

Dayrider please mate.

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Curis, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)

Ha ha! Terrists!

Is that Manchester?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)

Could be.

Looks a bit like the Arndale tower in the background.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)

Well-recognised both of you.

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Curis, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)

'tis City Tower on Piccadilly

(142 doesn't go near King Street though...:P)

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)

You smart arse.

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Curis, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:38, archived)

to soon man

you were not there you didn't see it

to be fair I was on the bus into town when it happened and didn't see it

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)

The sign is in london and the bus lands in king street, manchester.

Dont knock bus drivers. Theyre a foul, miserable bunch every last one of them, but that suggests that either the firms only hire complete bastards or the job has some common denominator that corrupts them and turns them into the closest thing you get to a pirate in our times.

I just typed that out, Read it back to myself and thought 'What the fuck am I on about', it like some sort of introspective babbling manifest on my keyboard.

End Purge.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:15, archived)

Woo

Magic.

(Sqn, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:46, archived)

"here, get this down your neck dad"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)

Pah!

He needs the cool crisp taste of monkeybeer! (It's not for ladies)
hehehe! Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)

What he said.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)

^this

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)

MIND THE PISS

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)

^what he said^

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)

^yes

Your search turns up an odd selection, perhaps due to missing space. Try this

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:05, archived)

Raoul Moat and Gazza, hollywood style

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)

the penitent man will pass.

penitent

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)

penis-tent

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)

The incontinent man will piss

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:51, archived)

not Connery's first brush with the value... His enemies aren't too sure about it either...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)

YES!

more tesco beer is needed

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)

he looks gassy . . .

he ought to stick to ghey tea . . .
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)

He does look as though...

...a major guffing is imminent

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)

Perhaps his problems could have been avoided

(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)

...and that's a bad miss

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)

haha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)

nice little place on acorn green

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)

How much monthly?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)

Sweet!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)

I expect that property to drop in the next few months

/coat

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)

:DD

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)

I regret nothing

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)

Looks OAKay to me

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)

*slap*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)

Bit early for mushroom season isn't it?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)

never to early

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)

Looks like a fun guy to be with.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSpang

There's not mushroom for puns like that

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)

aaww, sweet!

reminds me of my mate making a tit of himself on saturday night. he asked some irish bloke if they really had acorns in ireland. the bloke just looked at him in a puzzled fashion and said "what?"
"DO YOU REALLY HAVE ACORNS IN IRELAND?" my mate bellowed.
it took me ten minutes to stop laughing and tell him the word he was looking for was leprechauns...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)

*face plams*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)

he's always doing things like that

hmm, i think it's time to do a bit of shopping.
'bye!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)

^ this

0_0

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)

Cor!

Smashing!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)

Nut very much room in there

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)

very very nice

for some reason, reminded me of the samorost games

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)

they're fab games :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)

lovely stuff prodg

*click*

EDIT:google images has turned all swish and fancy overnight

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:16, archived)

I noticed that!

Thought my Mac was playing funny buggers :)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)

*checks*

? looks the same to me?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)

It depends which browser you're using.

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)

Ah!

I am a firefox or IE fuddy duddy.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)

^ this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)

looky

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)

0_0

what browser are you using to see that?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)

chrome

firefox was being a dick so i went back to chrome, less crashes, and i like the whole minimal tool bar look.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)

Ah cheers fella.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)

if you're going to try it out, i suggest playing with the bookmarks folder a bit.

the default setting puts it over the far right of the screen, which is just fucking annoying, but you can just create a new folder and drag it to the left of the tool bar.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)

It's been like that for a week on mine

*smugs*
waves croissant

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)

well, this is ireland i'm in so.....

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)

google.co.uk works fine for me, google.com looks like that

Lesson of the day, Uk is better than Com

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Saner, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:29, archived)

Lully!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)

Fantastic

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)

How utterly lully

I want to live there in a cottage and have crumpets for tea every day with lashings of butter.

Next door to Mr Tumnus.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)

I wanna grow one.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:55, archived)

B3tan families are not like the other families.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:01, archived)

if this was my family, i'd invest heavily in shotguns

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:04, archived)

Ian Paisley's lost some weight!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:04, archived)

holy shi'ite!

I aint done a faceswap in ages

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:06, archived)

It's because we are all influenced by popular culture

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:20, archived)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:23, archived)

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:45, archived)

John Barrowman's ageing well.

(Brangelina one)

(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)

Old one

(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:36, archived)

You see now look what you made him go and do, Smash!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)

i was only trying to help!

we don't want the poor boy to get an arse raping, do we?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:39, archived)

As I was saying before we were so rudely interrupted...

the board's so slow these days I don't think that many people are particularly fussed. The bottom thread's been up since before 7am.

'Tis a new pic - let if have its own thread I say.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)

i feel much the same

but as we know, the nazis are always lurking :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:42, archived)

the board is as slow as it used to be

when I first joined a few years ago. This is no bad thing.
/and thank you for your kind words about the 'Kiss Tigers' pic yesterday

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)

You there!

Simply loving the Kiss tigers.

Although a colleague of mine was peering at them over my shoulder and did suggest (not entirely without justification) that one of them needed a tongue hanging out...

Creative feedback anyhoo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)

he can have this instead...

Click pic for bigger

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)

Agh. Wallpaper dilemma.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)

go for the tigers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)

Yeah tigers look better...

but one of the ickle baby ones is covered in icons.

/very untidy desktop blog

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)

Boy George?

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)

Sound like!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)

shopped pic olny please

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)

Haha

Yes!

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:02, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

You need to do one of those fold-in pictures they used to do on the back page!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)

They were superb.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:23, archived)

Hahahaha...

They were annoying yet great!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:54, archived)

They still do them

They're still ace too

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)

Nice one

: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha fantastic

'click'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:22, archived)

Wot ...

...me worry, like?

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bnt what, me worry?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)

Superb

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:57, archived)

I miss Don Martin

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:57, archived)

I mis Sergio Aragones

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)

Hahahaha:D

(herman:D, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:41, archived)

Awesome Hands!

Based on idea I gave to Jollyjack which he ignored. I would buy this comic.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:55, archived)

Cool!

Can he just move his awesome hands a mo . . .
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:56, archived)

Ding Dong !

ace : D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:56, archived)

my god

he has awesome hands, i am in awe at them, i'm so in awe that i can't even see the semi-naked lady to the side of him, his hands are that awesome.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:57, archived)

I suspect Floss Girl has a few ideas as to how he could utilise them....

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:58, archived)

Was this done using multiple layers?

If so, can we have a look at some of the lower ones, please?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:59, archived)

dude! my hands are huge!

they can touch anything but themselves.
oh, wait....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:00, archived)

Very funny!

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daddyswank came out the closet on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:01, archived)

Awesome

Now get back to Dark Hams, or I'll...

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:05, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)

There were insufficient animals for him to take up your suggestion

This is as awesome as Awesome Hands' awesome hands.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)

His loss.

Most woo.

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Curis, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)

Not again Supermole!

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daddyswank came out the closet on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)

NO! Supermole you wanker

you'll ruin the "photo-of-tourist-pushing-tower-over" industry!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:46, archived)

The world is not ready for Supermole.

;(

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)

not again supermole you fucking spastic

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:19, archived)

Have this before lunch

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)

ARRGH ! f**kin hell !

You Spanging spanger
Ha ha ha

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:27, archived)

Deary me....

Where will it all end.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:29, archived)

^ adorable punnage abounds

*grones*

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)

Hahaha

Spy vs spire?

I loved that game!!
*spangs*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:37, archived)

You're too late!

I've just finished my lunch.

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RarelyEvil, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:44, archived)

pOILitical lols

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:12, archived)

This is crude.

I like it.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)

when diesel end is anyone's guess . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)

Anyone's gas?

Oh, lean times for punnery.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)

Oil Shale have to ask you to pipe down

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:34, archived)

Well!

That wasn't called for

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:43, archived)

I think you need to refine that statement

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:53, archived)

Can we put a lid on this now?

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:31, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:17, archived)

nice

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:20, archived)

I've been thinking for weeks

if they make a film, Michael Sheen is a shoe-in to play him

Ace stuff

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)

Cheers ; )

You're right about Sheen. Back o'the net

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)

Exactly this.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:52, archived)

Brilliant sir!!!

*Clickety*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:25, archived)

PetrLOLs!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)

Ha ha ha ha !

ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:57, archived)

"Oil is terrific"

fab

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)

Bring it back or Aunt Nelly will kick your head in

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:21, archived)

Hahaha! Multi-spong ftw!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:23, archived)

hahaha

I hadn't notice that first time, that is added brilliance

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)

What?

What?

...

...what?

*clicks*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)

Hahaha magic

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)

top stuff

Also, Catalonia have banned bullfighting, fucking magic! www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10784611

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:32, archived)

This is great news :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:33, archived)

excellent

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:37, archived)

excellent news, thats a few extra steaks released into the community

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)

arf

*polishes leather shoes*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)

suggested replacement

(UTB, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:03, archived)

It is great news.

Although verging on redundant as there's not much bullfighting in Catalonia anyway.

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slight yoinks!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)

hahaha

fantastic

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:39, archived)

What the...?

Brilliant! With added, "Hey! That's my car!"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:51, archived)

woo

have this

(1.618..., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)

I like this very much as well

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)

thats ace that is

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)

I love this

never seen it before, proper aceness

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)

This won the signs compo I seem to remember

and deservedly sso - it's brill

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)

so it did

i'd forgotten. thankyou.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/literalroadsigns/
although the newsletter had it differently
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue335/

(1.618..., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:08, archived)

Ha ha ha

That's brilliant

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:13, archived)

Fabtastic!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)

who will buy my organic ketchup dispenser?

Keep them out of sunlight and away from cleaning products

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:10, archived)

May I have two please?

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)

do you intend to race them?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:22, archived)

No..

..Cos one would always be having to 'ketchup'...

:D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)

pfffffffft

office giggle

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)

Arrrgh

{:-D

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:29, archived)

....I'm not sure I even want to see where the Salad Cream one dispenses from...

Double this for the Brown sauce model.
:(

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)

Hmm, maybe

It makes its own sauce... that could be... useful.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)

Lovely!

does it come in mustard too . . . ?
I mean . . . eww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:26, archived)

They're not as small as you think you know...

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)

yub nub!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)

*hides*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:51, archived)

I had a mate who was a hunchback

he used to use a wok to iron his T-shirts...

*Legs it*

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)

G'ning!

I took an old notebook on holiday and found that I'd written 'R2detour' in it . . . true story . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:11, archived)

'allo Sir Toast

How be ye?
Braw! n'cest pas?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)

ok, a little worn down but trying not to let it get to me

you? (other than regretting asking)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)

none so shonky thanks

but we've had two weeks in Sicily . . .

*fetches bike pump*

*emperkens Toasty*
sorry!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)

oooh, very nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)

Sicily or the pumping?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)

Sicily silly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

t'was a bit spesh

and blinkin' hot
sheesh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)

pffh :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)

*waves northwards*

'allo

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)

pfffft

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)

*stealth hugs*

'NING!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)

Hello fella

how's you?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)

Just got over a 3-day hangover so peachy

Bring on the weekend. And you'sen?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)

There was some wastage at the weekend, but I'm back and kicking bottom

looking forward to a relaxing weekend in the land of your fathers

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)

Ooh, enjoy that, bach

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

Bach was German, silly

silly

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)

Oooof!

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)

I'm fixin' for a spangin'

Yay!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)

Jesus Nigel Christ!

Pffft!

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)

pffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

NING B3TA!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

Hahaha! Nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

gah!

I felt the physical impact of that pun D:

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)

was it like a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced . . . ?

as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced . . . ? or did you just go 'Doof!'?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)

I fear something terrible has happened...

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)

haha

top stuff

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)

This merits the T1000 Spanginator

clicks

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)

Ba-dum

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

That was also on my list . . .

*crosses out*
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)

Plenty more available :)

"De-" is a versatile prefix...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:13, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)

Old news I know, but this REALLY makes me angry.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-10434908

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)

tell the internet!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)

HOI INTERNET!

I AM REALLY VERY UNHAPPY ABOUT THIS NEWS.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)

better now?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:13, archived)

A little bit, yeah.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)

Wanker.

Not you him!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:09, archived)

I'd rather have a winkie than a £600,000 pension

000 pensionWoo!
bad business

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)

With a £600,000 pension you could buy as many winkies as you like...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

*buys your winkie*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)

the original has a winkie right?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)

The original tony hayward doesn't

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)

The Nevermind cover did in some countries

but they got rid of it in others to avoid offence.

I think the UK one has a willy (mine does).

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:58, archived)

Abbasturbation (slighly nsfw)

(acidgiant, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)

Earliest "Butters" art on record this.

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)

Top stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:12, archived)

Haha

grand

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

Mods LOL!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:13, archived)

Pfffft

mods

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)

They seem hip to me.

∆

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Vasburg I am the best, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)

This Rock(ers)!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)

i like it !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)

Tom Cruise and Eric Idle

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:38, archived)

Mods II

And a clicky for Ninj :)

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doog Don't read this., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:43, archived)

proper lol at the one on the right

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:00, archived)

As a person who fucks blinds, I find this offensive

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:00, archived)

I think they're called "persons of impaired vision" nowadays

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doog Don't read this., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:03, archived)

Mictoboy's had her

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:10, archived)

Nicely Ninjly!

:D

And look... 10000! Blimey O'Crikey!

Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)

WHERE'S THE COCK?

/aoutocomplete
CONGRATS!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)

SPOT THE BALL?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)

CHEDGE!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)

MORE JEREMEY!

Oh and goncratulations....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)

Bwahahahahaha

Well done Moleypoo!!!

:D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:21, archived)

Congrats!

Here's to 10,000 more

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)

I recognise those buildings...

A fine city!

(Meagrom, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:25, archived)

Very fine.

You from these parts?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)

Aye, originally! Managed to escape though, not there anymore.

And yourself?

(Meagrom, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)

Escaped, but came back!

but came back!I really love it here....
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)

I'll never go back!!

Actually last time I visited it was lovely, much nicer than I thought it was in my gloomy teenage years. It's not a bad place.

We probably know each other you know, that normally happens when I meet someone from Norwich. :)

(Meagrom, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)

Good work!

Grats and ting

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)

haha

Grats!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)

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