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# so not sure if posting a photo of a drawing is okay, but I'm going to anyway.
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Was sick last week so grabbed a photo I liked and attempted to draw it. Pretty happy with it. Unfortunately, I couldn't scan it (too big for the scanner), so I just took a photo.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# very nice
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# nice!
and yes, that's fine - or should be. i've done that quite a few times because i don't have a scanner at all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Very nice
Okay by me
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Wow, I'd love to see stuff you've done when your not sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# generally when I'm sick is the only time I've got to sit down and do it all at once.
otherwise it takes me around about a month or so to draw something like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Well eitherway, tis very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# wow
very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# photo of a drawing of a photo!
it looks good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# that's jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# So this is a photo, of a drawing, that you drew from a photo?

/photos-of-drawn-photos that way -----)

EDIT: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# That's absolutely wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# :)
Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Shopped Pics only....
only joshing, have my special woo.

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# heeehee! I love that!
thank you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Gorgeous :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# well this is nice enough I guess
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# This is alright I s'pose
If brilliant drawings are your sort of thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# big win
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# That is beautiful.
I wish I could draw at all, let alone like that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Now I can see it!
Wow, looks amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] h2oly
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
i thought he bathed in the blood of his enemies
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# it remembers his holy touch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Like 275 altar boys
Who are currently in therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# or denial
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# "Kneel and receive the body of Christ"
"I've never heard one called that before"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# 4 chan can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# In reality, it's you that should fuck right off.
You dull cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# haha, a battle of nonsenses!
I bet he weed in the bath too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# sorry yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I need a third palm so I can do a triple face palm.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
#
so I can do a triple face palm because my face is so massive.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I ain't no Eric Stoltz ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
ain't no Eric Stoltz ;) am the new Doctor Who.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# How the fuck did you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Dunno, maybe I have a time machine too?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# You are Doctor Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# great scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# loverlee Charlene
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Friz?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I'm going to wheel this out for a third time....

Sorry.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Just because I'm bored of popes and toaps

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# ahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I'm not clicking it again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
*comedy trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# ooh a spang thread? :D

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# OfficeLOL
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# While we're at it


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Oh go on one more :D!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Bloody ungrateful tourists coming over here taking our tours, etc.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# So right
and yet it feels so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope's K -TEL Album Collection
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Well he looks a fine upstanding priest.
Hello B3ta, In what is 'breaking news' today I have discovered that while I have called them cardaMON pods my entire cooking life, I have just found out that they are actually cardaMOM pods! Funny what you bimble through life mispronouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK.
Holy shit, you're right. I too, have been making this grievous error my whole life.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# My world has indeed been rocked.
and I now wonder what else I call by a "not-quite-right-but-nearly-there" name?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# as I posted on QOTW the other week
I thought dilemma was spelt "dilemna" for years
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I like pronouncing "picturesque" as "picture skew"
As it arouses me when people correct me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I thought that was how it was pronounced for many years
as I'd only read it and never heard it spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# if we are doing "never heard it pronounced before"
As I was a precocious* little Chutney who had read a LOT of books by the time I was about 11. I was quite relived the first time I actually heard someone say "Debacle" It had bugged me for years!

*Read: Smug little know-it-all who might have benefited from a clip round the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# and in other news...

I think I will have a Seat as my next car!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Pictureskew is my favourite Cardámon
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I always pronounced "awry" - or ree - in my head when I read it, yet used the word correctly in speech.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Oh and segue always puzzled me when I read it too.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# i know a very posh girl who thought that when people were saying "in this day and age"
they were actually saying "in the stone age". She found out the truth when when of her lecturers picked it up in an essay she'd written.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# this kind of news could break the fabric of space-time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Not to mention the fabric of space-time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
#
-ds o q q plno su o pu s

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# at last something posted up the right way!
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I doubt it....
It WILL mean that my curries are grammatically correct now!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Schoolboy error....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Top marks for the use of 'bimble' there.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Would
would Have
Have Not sure
Not sure Might
Might OH FUCK! WHAT AM I THINKING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hoot(ers)


leg cock
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# ouch!
[edit] Reflectosmug!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Reflectosmug FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Tit T-woo!
Good smug work
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# That's a hoot and a half

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# is it wrong that
Reflectosmug was the first thing I looked at?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Ahhh, wood jokes.
Where we be without wood jokes?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Was the lad called...
Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha - False legs are all teh fun.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
That deserves a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I miss her so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Signed photo anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Nice...
took me a moment to see the shoppage..
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# This is great
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# needed to be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "A census taker once tried to test me . . .
. . . I ate his liver with some Holy Fava Beans!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# HAHA
excuse the tasteless Pea............

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# you forgot "big and clever"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# arf
that's one hip baby :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I wish I was pregnant.
For the free extra holidays, like.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
"SMOKING REVEALS HIDDEN LASER TRAPS"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# You are Solid Snake AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:55, archived)
# "Smoking keeps wasps, mosquitoes and other harmful insects at bay"
/haven't been bitten or stung in years blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:56, archived)
# omg smoking int cool its for loosers u jerkoff
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# good 'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# pffft
I felt that one man, right in the gut :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Did he like you touching his gut?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:24, archived)
# he fucking loved it
the slag
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:33, archived)
# This made me laugh like a loon.
I don't know why, but I'm glad it did.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:48, archived)
# you saying I'm a clown?
I'm here to amuse you, huh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# this is the best spang picture of them all
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# *takes a bow*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Satirical.
A cutting swipe at the middle class obsession with benefit fraud, while they screw their taxes for all they're worth. Have a click + VAT.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:18, archived)
# I bet some people actually think like that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# That's exactly how I meant it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
#
S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Crikey!

*SPANG!*

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:29, archived)
# what he said
including the tram
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hello!
How are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I sodding love this 'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Health and safety will not be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:03, archived)
# hmmm..........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:34, archived)
# That gets my hair product cock
Insert immature snigger here by photo
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# ooh I need to buy hair product
/going on tv tonight blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Oh? Care to elaborate?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Sky 1 are doing a documentary on low-budget film-makers in the UK
I'm being fly-on-the-walled for the next couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Cool bananas!
I don't have Sky, but once it's aired I'll borrow it off the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I thought the second guy was going to say
"Nah, it kept scratching the glass..."
(Banjo Legs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# That's better than what I came up with
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
#
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 10 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# All your Jackie Chans in one simple monthly payment

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# yay!
this is far more entertaining than the new karate kid filum
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Lots of woo here!
But does it tile?
(Poison-System-X, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# looks like it ;)



(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Surely that's for the John Woo model?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:33, archived)
# That's quite true ...
Then this is filled with Chan and Yay instead :)
(Poison-System-X, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# IT'S SEXY PARTY TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# No, you big silleh
It's Tuesday morning.
Still, ne'er mind.
*Does the stiff arm dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# it's always sexy party time
when the manager is not around
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Who doesn't love a be-bikini'd Widders?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:56, archived)
# *cautiously raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# HERETIC!
Burn at the stake!

WITCH!

*Soundgardens*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Tuesday morning science


Blog | Art, gallery, pictures for sale
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
So cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:45, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:45, archived)
# ^
On a Tuesday morning too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# take that creationists!
this is science at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:46, archived)
# haha
those silly creationists - they are silly.
I bet there are loads of creationists that know its nonsense but stick to their guns just to annoy people.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Not just creationists.
Complete and utter morons.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Surely none of them actually believe that, it's just a piss take.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:56, archived)
# One of their arguments against being able to see the curvature of the Earth when in a plane for example
is that the glass distorts what you're actually seeing.

Somebody in an argument against it said "well what about when you're in a hot-air balloon?"
They discarded this as childish, and mocked the user.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Well the gun is the traditional tool of education where creationism is concerned.
'NING B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha, sorry, I just understood your image.
Clever :)
Alternate reply: NOAG?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:26, archived)
# ning!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Thank you for the pea roast opportunity
(Jokel, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I was told by one that evolution has only ever been the popular opinion amongst "the learnéd".
And had to bite my tongue (as it was at his dinner table with his kids around) to not say,
"So, you're saying you have to be thick to believe in creationism?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
*dancin teim*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyXqqfijQUc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# I don't believe he exists
I think he only exists in the mind of an autistic twelve year-old boy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Disco motherfucker!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:24, archived)
# hehe, nice one
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I'm praying for a big meteorite
to bring the disco era to an end.

NING, TH'BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# 'ning 'Zyme
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I'd loved to have lived during the Campanian period
Pink tents and baked beans on an open fire. Getting back to nature.
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I was there this weekend on the Gower peninsula
Bloody marvellous, it was
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Lovely
Peninsulas are great. I live on one and it's sea, sea, sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Inception: what really happened

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 7:35, archived)
# I haven't a clue what is going on here
but that last frame is 266½ types of fluffeh!
G'morning board.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 7:50, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:03, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# " ^What She Said " is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:12, archived)
# I'll second that
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:20, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:11, archived)
# rape robo t or soung thing i dont car ebut kep your hands off the jazz flute
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:30, archived)
# are you still drunk from last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:40, archived)
# SAYING RANDOM THINGS IS FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:41, archived)
# : - ( i am saddert hat i have ever been in the whole sapve of my life
im sorry my fat existance on www.b3ta.com had destroyed your time online
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:42, archived)
# why are you saddert hat u have ever been?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:44, archived)
# is this stsr wars or domething shit oh wut
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:30, archived)
# 50% of my dreams end in sexy time
it would have made a more interesting film, but Inception is a cracking film I just don't understand why people get all confused
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:47, archived)
# lastnight my dream ended in giant meteors hitting the ground and me escaping on a red double decker bus :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:48, archived)
# I would like to purchase the production rights to this dream.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
# ^this
twisty but not confusing.

i agree that there should have been more secksy time in the film, maybe in the directors cut there will be.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# 1 retard on facebook was going on about how he's finally figured out when the original inception was
Well fucking bully for you the film does go into great depth about it and tells you exactly what happened
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Bots! I got bots!

Had to begin to spread them out now that there is a good number of them.
As you can see (75k), I ran out of space in the old waiting room.
Getting close to wrapping this up and doing the final diorama.
So, if you want me to make your bot gaz or post it by thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:18, archived)
# PARTY SEQUENCE INITIATED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# PARTY! PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# WILL YOU COME TO THE PARTY IT IS IN MY PANTS I HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT IN MY PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:29, archived)
# last time i got there really early
and you were still, like, setting out snacks on these white lace things and making sure there were enough coasters near all the tables, and i sort of stood in the doorway for a minute, holding the casserole i brought, and you, like, looked up from the throw pillow you were straightening, and were, like, real inviting, but still i could tell, like i was too early. and then we both sort of stood around, like, leaning on the edges of cabinets and stuff trying to appear casual waiting for everyone else to get there.
(schnurricane?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:23, archived)
# and the small-talk
christ, the small-talk. i remember, i was leaning there, sort of drumming my fingers on the counter next to this decorative salad bowl, and you were sort of, like, leaning over the sink, looking up and out the window, like maaaaaybe there might be something out there that was new that you were looking at, and then we both said, "what?" at exactly the same time, even though neither of us had said anything. i mean, it's one thing for one person to say that, but BOTH? shit was weird.
(schnurricane?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I let my pants do the talking
and they were like, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:35, archived)
# it's a good thing you responded, man
i was thoroughly prepared to go on describing the awkward scene all night.
(schnurricane?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:48, archived)
# MY ROMANCE STYLE IS: AWKWARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:34, archived)
# and then there was this loooong pause
and finally i was like, "is this... this tile pattern, is this new?" and you were like, "uh, nope. just mopped it. i know- yeah, i know, it used to be really dirty, right? so... so now i mopped it and it looks like a new floor!" but you said it sort of, like, with a little too much enthusiasm, and then i sort of nodded, and you sort of nodded too, and let out a slow breath, and i sort of, like, looked away and so did you, and then you lifted up the blue towel next to the sink that the dishes dry on and sort of, like, smudged your finger around under it, like maybe there was some grime under there you'd been meaning to clean up. and i sort of, like, made one of those clicking sounds with my tongue and nodded and looked at the decorative ceramic sugar pot you had.

and i said, "so... umm... the humidity, it really, uh, gets to that sugar, huh?"

and you were like, "yep, yep," nodding, even though, i found out later, the sugar thing was empty and you really hadn't been quite sure exactly what i had said.
(schnurricane?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:39, archived)
# schnurr!!
hey hey hope all's well with you my man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:30, archived)
# yeah I hate it in summer when your meth gets all stuck together in a big rock and you just have to cook that shit up and shoot it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:34, archived)
# her foot keeps slipping
poor girl
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:41, archived)
# It's time for a sexy party
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:48, archived)
# You are certainly getting to the BOTtom of this very nicely !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:30, archived)
# !! I just remembered this one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:33, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
not the snales
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Yeah it's a bit of a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:36, archived)
# All the more reason for me to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Hahahah FUCK YEAH
ROBOTIZATION: ACCOMPLISHED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:27, archived)
# DO THE SNAIL-CRUSH, BABBY! CRUSH THOSE SNAILZ HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:26, archived)
# JUST ABOUT TIME TO SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:48, archived)
# these are fookin epic man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 6:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 6:10, archived)
# Also
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:38, archived)
# love these robots
yay
(Stickboy otters nose! wolf nipple chips!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:46, archived)
# hahahahahha
i fucking love that cuntbox at the back, look at his cunty face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Cuntbox is the fucking boss
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:18, archived)
# There are three models so far. Original, cardboard, and SNARNed.

Snarned has the most colour, so it won over the classic original in this use.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:37, archived)
# hahahahhaha
snarned is class, original cunt is surely second, the other chap looks like he's trying to hard, still cunty though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 6:09, archived)
# but i dont have a bot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:48, archived)
# That's ok. We play other games together.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:03, archived)
# derp!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Skeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:08, archived)
# beautiful work
my favorite part is that they all seem to be so excited about being together in this bland gray room.
(schnurricane?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Pffft.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:00, archived)
# robots find different things exciting, than you or I.
see, that may just be a bland grey room at first glance, but FUCK WHAT AN AMAZING SHADE OF GREY! I HAVEN'T SEEN GREY LIKE THAT SINCE THE FACTORY BEEP BOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 4:42, archived)
# It would appear that robots are as much a crushing bore as humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:07, archived)
# YOU MUST CALIBRATE YOUR OPTICAL SENSORS TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE GREY IT WILL BE VERY WORTH YOUR TIME BEEP BOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 5:28, archived)
# I LIKE BIG BOTS AND I CANNOT LIE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 6:59, archived)
# LOOP HOW CAN I BE WITH SO MANY OTHER BOTS YET FEEL SO ALONE PROTOCOL 314
(Ringo Mountbatten, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 7:43, archived)
[challenge entry] oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Crushingly cleansing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Somehow, I think Mofaha will be happy with that modification.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:19, archived)
# THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Zommie alert!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] He comes in a box !
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# what do I feed him?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# All the feesh he can eat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I hope he's house-trained
I don't want pope-shit all over the carpet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:00, archived)
# He's not house trained . . . keep a rolled up newspaper handy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Wot?
No poper-scoper available?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:22, archived)
# haha.......they're little buggers for clawing the furniture though
make sure you chastise him regularly.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:02, archived)
# The dude'll be genuflectin' like forevaaaaaaaaar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Dont feed after eventide.
Keep away from water.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:10, archived)
# A dry slow fast is a good idea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Right, who's the thread-deleting vagina THIS time?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# It wasn't me,
although I am happy to take the blame.

Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:45, archived)
# wasn't me either
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Who's the cunt wasting a thread THIS time?
Oh, that would be you.

Or is my browser borked?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# No, the cunt would be me.
Apologies all.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Do us a favour?
Quickly paintmash a joke and edit your thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# I think it was probably the pope.
Y'know, considering.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
# weeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Is it not the Jews who have
taboggonacles?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
# I think that The Mormons do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:47, archived)
# GO BOB 49 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Just like in Cool Runnings!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:52, archived)
# is he in a Hadron?
*awaits collision*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Speed Thrills !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:58, archived)
# his hat's blown clean off
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Nice touch with the crucifixes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha oh god
That deserves an almighty spanging.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
# The crushing procedure must be excruciating !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I'm allergic to Popes but not nuts
dilemma/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:50, archived)
# choir boys get the popes nut butter for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 8:39, archived)

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