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# was going to animate this with him bouncing on his cock like a pogo stick.


Couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# please be arsed
i'll click it if you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# The tail was a bastard and his cock comes from another horse.
Trying to find a picture of a horse's cock is not a pleasurable searching experience.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# i bet it chafes, too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Went and looked at the PSD for a bit.
Cannot be arsed cutting around the tail and mane.

Cannot be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# b3ta wins again
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Before & after:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Great Jumper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# That's very much
like the way I run.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:25, archived)
# What IS he doing to that poor grass?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# the invisible man is going to feel sore tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)
# This joke ©2000 Dr. Sebastian Caine
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I was going to use a real cock,
and a slower bounce, but your hand crafted penis is far more realistic.

NSFW almost.

I now need not be arsed,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)
# that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
# I was going to make a lovely wooyay gif for you...
but animation usually makes me want to smash my computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)
# it'll do
nice hoverhorse
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# It's disadvantage is to it's advantage !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# woooo


yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh shit....
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# who throws a poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# lol poop
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Is he a devo fan?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Behive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# She has nothing but crosswords for you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I'd 1 down and 1 across her
1a) _A__
1d) T_
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Therapeutic
Treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:34, archived)
# ahhahhhahh legolas you prat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)
# well, yeah, obviously, he's just not allowed to talk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Up Up and Away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)
# John Leslie's tea break quickie
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# funnel or tunnel?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Either end . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Does anyone remember...
Cyborg(i think that was his name)was a cool action figure with a see-through body. I seem to remember he had an arch enemy called Mutron. In hindsight they were probably shit, but, you know, when you're a kid...
(Billybod, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# i love you for this
russel howard is fucking yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# is recession over
hey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# HARD TIMES AHEAD
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Mr. Harris? Are you feeling ok?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I GUESS I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THIS VIDEO AS MUCH AS I HAD THOUGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I guess so . . . keep your eyes on the monitor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# is that woman sucking off a kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# It doesn't matter
We're all going to die in 2011 when the Mayan Calendar was found to be a year wrong and aliens cause solar flares which set off a Y2011 bug which makes the oil run out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# The trouble really doesn't start until all the shitters back up.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:49, archived)
# I think we might be up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Thus:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# BOATCOCK NOW Y'ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:34, archived)
# BLOOOOOOODDDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# worth a few bob
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270628586176
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Oi!
Where's our fucking picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# don't think so...
but stick a reply in here if you want

www.b3ta.com/board/10170281
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I still have
the remains of a few of them - IIRC there were a few other characters. You could have fun changing their interchangable limbs around...

I think they are in a bag in the loft with Lee Majors. Not the real Lee Majors, that would just be a bag of bones by now, but the Six Million Dollar Man action figure with the 'real bionic eye' - it wasn't really bionic - it was just a fucking hole in his head that you could look through.
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
# i don't know if this works or not

i blame beer
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# oh arse, i've done it the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Yeah but I see where you're going.
They're just fucking awkward, the Romans.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# it is ficksed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# LXL !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# XLNT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# MIX
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:20, archived)
# yes
but what have the romans ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# They invented the beefburger
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# really? i thought that was elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Oh very good!
It most definitely works.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:19, archived)
# ahhhahhahhhah yes it does
 
and do leave mister XXL in their too anoy the pedant's
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# *there
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:57, archived)
# in *there* *to* *annoy*
me, mostly.

/even_more_pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# **No apostrophe in pedants**
/cunt
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# i clike ths
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
# It does work
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# educated lol, this
DVM CRESCO SPERO !11!!
(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Oh, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# That gets a
click
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# You bloody geek
(I love it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha..... XLOL.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# That is indeed the 'canis testis'
click :)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# And to really fuck it up:
S, which is half in roman numerals.

Much the woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# this is a good fact
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Pedantic b3tan is pedantic
XXL is invalid. You can only use one "subtractive" digit, and only when the following digit is 5x or 10x the value (i.e. IV is 4, IX is 9 but IL and IC are invalid).
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Oh, cock
Screw you, rapatinui. And the whores you road inn on.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Oh, and...
Only when the subtractive digit is 1 x 10^n, not 5 x 10^n. So IX is OK, but VL isn't.

It's all very simple.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:30, archived)
# haha
great lateral/literal thinking.
Hurrah for beer!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Been watching...
..."Only Connect" on BBC4 perchance?

:-D
(minimalist ..., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# so her entry for spots vs stripes didnt go down so great..


de-ris?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# "Lights, camera ... throw!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Climb your way outta this one...


(Edit: Goddam hosting company disabled my hosting account - here it is again)
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# spidermullet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Spidermullet it is...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# hahaha
I thought of doing Exactly this, but thought it was in bad taste :D:D
haha he had to be rescued once when he couldn't carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# This is B3ta right?
I'm already going to hull for previous images so what the hull...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Brilliant stuff.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hahah!
Fuck guilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# oooh nicely done :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Regardless of legality, ego and whatnot,
I find it FUCKING IMPRESSIVE what he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Who is it?
Twin-tower-tightrope guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Iggy Pops new insurance ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# French version of Iggy Pop
only he climbs modern buildings without any safety gear instead of making punk pop music and taking drugs.

Just a sack of resin and cojones de acero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# He said on his interview on top gear that he's partially disabled due to all the accidents he's had.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Mentally disabled...
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Yeah I can believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)
# I wonder if he claims DLA.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I can shin up'side of a skyscraper reet smooth like, but can't make a decent cuppa tea for out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# french/northern whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# france has a north
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# yeah, it's full of foreigners.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# no, it's full of twats
who move there to convert fucking barns and drink red wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# "They're Norwegian, Mac"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# totally
awesome skills...and nerves
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)
# this would fit nicely in the "do something with a moustache" compo*
*needs introducing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# tom selleck would love it loads
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Or the "shop a badly-fitting wig" compo*
*also
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# micto would win with his selleck picture.
It's a terrible idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
# amazing guy though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSdEIoh4M-Q

post 911 threats cause police to turn up quick
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Hey . . . why not wash the windows before that plane breaks all the panes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Too Soon dude
Too soon!!


(*click*)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# tiym masheen :)
Rusting hulk
lot of more are here
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# You find some lovely locations
I have one of your pictures as my desktop - stunning work.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# well, thank you very much :)
this was just an old warehouse, strolled right in, gotta love bank holly-daze :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Don't you ever get escorted out for trespassing?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
# so far so good :)
had a very close call with some teleporting security guards at high royds last weekend though, coulda reached out and touched them they were so close! they didn't see me though, bizarrely. thick cunts ;)

the "trespassing" laws are pretty lax in the UK, basically if you have a valid reason for being there (i.e. a camera etc) and your pockets aren't full of lead and copper, it's in everyones best interests for them to just escort you off the premises. I still haven't trialed this "system" though, the heavy stench of Mauwi Wowi when I'm exploring might put a different slant on things haha.
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# give em the old cosh up the back of the bonce
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# right'o!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# LET'S AVE A KNEESUP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Ha There used to be an old colour works factory
near where i lived when i lived with my parents, We would go there to skateboard and would occasionally go inside to skate. We would come outside covered in paint residue, bright red, got escorted out many times by big security guards with huge alsations.

Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# that alleyway looks like just the spot for a quickie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# the first thing on most peoples minds I'm sure...
SICK people that is :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# or just very horny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# well, I did shag it, was just a quickie though....oh!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# It ran out of time?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# it went so far into the future it ended up in the past, except it wasn't the past it was tomorrow
but it didn't realise it was tomorrow and it thought it was yesterday. oh how it LOL'd.

/inception
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I've seen the future and I left it behind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Did you see any garlic bread?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:04, archived)
# That just made me hungry... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I've seen the future and it will be. I've seen the future and it works.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10170992
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# And if there's life after, we will see
So I can't go like a jerk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# HULK SMASH
Nice pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# LET ME TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY
 
excellent.. and if maiden's not going to link to this, I will:
www.b3ta.com/board/9804405
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Ive been back in time
if maidens not going to link to this, I will
www.b3ta.com/board/9804405
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# fuckin' A! :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# wow im loving this one
www.flickr.com/photos/mr_llewy/4937138167/in/photostream

is that an old world war uniform or is that my imagination, either way lovely work mate.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# thanks alot :)
I think it's just an old wool suit, victorian stylee...took it a while ago now :S
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# no problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# You need to put that on Flickr Industrial Decay group!
Lots of neat old crumbly factories n stuff.
www.flickr.com/groups/indecay/

yours are very tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# silly tubaman
you dont eat arts :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Wow.
Is that a steam powered vibrator?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# No it's a vibrator-powered steam engine
it goes well cocking fast, you should see Albert shovelling them dildo's in though, magic
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Just remembered this: at about the 8 minute mark, in the middle of a Quo segment no less
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCDPt0olzQk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# It takes time to make time . . . good timing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# If this one doesn't win the grand national next year I'll eat my banana...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Creepy as hell
Also, what's with the guy in his pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# It's that annoying cunt.
McCririck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# "WHERE'S MY DIET COKE! I WANT MY DIET COKE! YOU PROMISED DIET COKE!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I never would have heard of him if it weren't for b3ta
 
unfortunately now thanks to some television programme I have been witness to the sight of him in his pants, which really look far too much like nappies, this is too much
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# haha is that you in your pandemonium filled pants?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# if you can do that with chicken, you'll be on to a winner!
also, nothing should make you eat a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# he's so happy you said that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# devious bastard!
look at him sitting there, looking all tasty and whatnot. he tastes like shit! slimy, mushy, disgusting fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I made a smoothie with a nana once.
/FLEM
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# i don't like smoothies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
# You don't like banana
your missing out on banana and custard, banana sandwiches, banana cake - all om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Banana & Cheeses Sandwich ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Interesting concept
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# That suggestion turns my stomach
I love banana and I love cheese, but no. Never
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:03, archived)
# custard is the vile pus from satan's weeping impacted anal gland
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Mmmm Yuuuuuummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
I remember the one that crawled along. This is even better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# ARACHNAG!
*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# i count at least 11 hooves
it's no arachnid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:51, archived)
# If it had seven hooves you could pay the electricity bill with it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# um
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Famous Aussie Internet Comedian
www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Hurrah
I love this. It's on a surprising number of t-shirts now too! I for one hope the guy is becomes fabulously wee-to-do as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# i like his style
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:51, archived)
# *Sprays beer on monitor & clicks*
I just LOVE a good animal mash :-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Why, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# That's a long shot...without a scope.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# legs eleven
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Odin wants his horsey back!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Yes, it would, wouldn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# HELLO ANNE!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# i was watching him in his skimpy outfit and wings earlier
ITV4 cut the film to fucking ribbons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Are you sure you wasn't watching Flesh Gordon ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FilYgi_LZ_c
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:32, archived)
# i'm quite glad i can't watch youtube, you saucy minx!
that's not my kind of thing, i find porn to be very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Ah I forgot but this is rather silly porn anyway
with the empathise on the silly
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
# saw a bit of it years ago
but i was rather stoned at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# I once paid to see it in a theatre
 
very, very silly, but not in the least arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# you should get it on doovde
it the only way to see it.

apart from remastered for IMAX that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Louder than loudest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# WHAT NAZIS?
THOSE NAZIS?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# haha
"ANNE! ANNE! THE NAZIS ARE DOWN STAIRS! MOVE CAR! HIDE DRUG!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# The poor little orphan . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# HELLO, ANNE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Pavarotti can't touch him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# some nonsense..................I love playing with old gifs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# :D
(bonniekate, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Infinite frogmen!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# ...wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door
who is it for?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# All the lonely fishes, where do they all come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# All the lonely fishes, where do they all belong?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# MAH TUM
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
#
"Ah hate Iceland"
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Looks like he's got a frog(man)
in his throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# And we love you for it!
*clickerty click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# cheers Ninj....also congrats FP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Cheers mate!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# It's not easy to breathe underwater !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# shame for the whales.....
they beach for a sunbathe...everyone wants to push 'em back in:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# why do the bubbles have pin up girls?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Whales love'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Ewww he tastes of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Your small tableaus bring me great joy
I thought you should know
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# He swallowed a lot of seamen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# ^ This
(herman:D, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# And did it on porpoise.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# This pun gets my seal of approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# You otter know better.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Alright . . . up against the walrus !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I can't at the moment, I'm knee deep in Beaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I'm newt gonna stoop any lower !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# You can't snake your way out of this one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# This thread has me lost for worms
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Rob's mad now...eel get you for that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# If he doesn't slip off the hook
He's a slippery character y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:09, archived)
# his cockle get jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# He sure can pick 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:12, archived)
# i like this
as he clearly mutated from a great white
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# every animation you make
should be a FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# WOAH!!!
...too kind....merci:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)
# :D
it's like Jaws 3D in gif form

without the 3d

and some weird mutant lizard head thing

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Face it . . . being in solitary is no fun . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# haha....soz for sitting on yer face there:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# It's always worth it to have company !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Hmmm.....MMMMMMNNNNNNNNNG.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Right . . . the vocabulary gets limited !
Hmmm.....MMMMMMNNNNNNNNNG !.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# immmmlemmons
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Bitter to the bone !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# No refunds?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Not even any funds let alone re !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# I can't go out in public looking like that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I can't go out in public looking like this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Let's never go out in public ever again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I'm in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Face off :D
(herman:D, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Let the games begin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:52, archived)
# cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Your snale is sweating.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Your snail looks nervous . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Snaily buddies!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# snailer trailer
:)
(bonniekate, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# On its way to Salar de Uyuni

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Withsnail & I
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# ^ this reply needs more attention
hahhahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Headin' out across the great salt flats !
Hope he brought a spare . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# He might need his shotgun, with extra slugs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# He'll be moving so fast . . . folks will say . . . HEY . . . look at that escargot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Oh, you slime!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# The trail leads back to you _ _ _
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Like shell it does!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# He's on the road with his band...........happy trails...etc...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# get rid of that ass and you'd have a good one-mule-band.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Don't cart that again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You're awesome. But you already knew that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# I'm debating the issue.

(the very 1st two wrongs)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# just don't go anywhere near France :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Shell Yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Sacré bleu!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# But of course!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# aww that's a cute little snail, but is that a turtle shell on him?
(bonniekate, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# was a turtle originally....
..forgot to change the shell haha..whhoops:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# it works if ya work it.
it's still cute ;)
(bonniekate, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# slow snail :D
dookielicious.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/snail-bus-1-blog.jpg
(herman:D, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Ha ha...they could've walked faster.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# livin' the dream.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# yeah!-\o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
#


sauce from the animal pictures of the week telemegraph page, which I keep forgetting to look at.
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7968038/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-27-August-2010.html?image=1
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# satanic claus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:41, archived)
# that is extremely creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I like this one
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7968038/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-27-August-2010.html?image=27
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# hmmm
is it a picture of a horse, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# And what's wrong with that? I love horses.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Grabs 'em with his bare claws.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# AA++ top creepiness, would view again

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# ,
Lola, the wheely bin cat, owned by Stephanie and Darryl Mann, seems to have recovered, from her ordeal, of being dumped, in a bin, outside a house, in Coventry, by a woman
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# ,
,
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Birds of a feather !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Shitting Christ that's scary!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
Sorry, couldn't do the Chelsea colours. :-(

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:50, archived)
# haven't seen the film, don't get the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Ok Smash,
I haven't seen it either, but the headswap is John Terry.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# ok
still oblivious, but if it's topical or compo-relevant, i'm fine with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I've seen the film, but I don't know who John Terry is...
Hang on, adulterous footballer?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# thanks for letting us know anyway.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Couldn't do a proper starfield effect but I will endeavour to learn!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
# WHY IS MY SCREEN TOO DARK?????
i can't see it properly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# It's in space ;)
looks ok on my laptop screen probably not calibrated.

EDIT: fixed hopefully it's easier to see now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# heheheh
nah, just my fucked-up eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# very wooo : D
but SM is right, maybe lift it form the background a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# in space, no one can see you bumping into furniture
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# this is why i don't buy pointy furniture
although every time someone moves the rocking chair at least an inch away from the wall, i WILL twat my ankle on one of the runners :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Racist

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# screenist, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# wooh-eeh oooh!
Surely there is a way to do it in After Effects.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# There is with Trapcode Particular or CC Partical World but
I gave up after some lame online tutorials that really didn't explain what I was after.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Woo yay!

Getting a lot of mileage out of that one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# It's not getting annoying is it? If so I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Not at all.

Really. I love it. Just noticed you're loving it too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Bloody hell that's good!!!
Right proper brill!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I'm getting dizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# May the centrifugal force be with you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
# "Doctor, im starting to feel sick"
BLEEUURRGHHH

woo, you have great talent Mrs/Ms Maiden :D woo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# mmm nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose this counts as making it worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Afterburner font!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# RETFA RENRUB
well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Afterburner was all the rage in 1920s Germany!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# i take it
this one is autobiographical
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# So that's you behind Big H?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Hehe - I'd have lowered that fucker's ears for him!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Hitler's barber
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# who does he think he's kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
# That guy looks just like Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Mutty feldman?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
# you certainly got it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# GOT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# You havin' girl problems?
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Way to go getting it right first time,
then buggering it up on your second attempt :/

EDIT: NINJALINKSKILLSACTIVATED
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
#
This one makes more sense lyrically... are you talking about the size?
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# no, how one minute the image was up, then broken due to [IMG] tags, then back again
/possibly refreshed too many times
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Ah yes.
Probably when I was editing the words... I use photobucket to host, it's bloody useless.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# one for the UK
(CaptainSunshine, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Who's the blue shell suit tramp man?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Surely it's not Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Dunno, couldn't be arsed to shop him out lol
(CaptainSunshine, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I spent all day going around West Yorkshire drinking real ale.
I did not see any old men bombing down a hill in a bathtub, although I did see a man in a flat cap walking his whippets in Saltaire.

Hard times, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] haha cheers


NWOT - :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Shame it's finished, and I guess there's quite a lot of blue rinsed
UK pensioners sitting around like those guys at the end of 'Truman Show' saying 'Now what do we watch?'
(CaptainSunshine, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# "It's much better now with that tall Scottish bloke"
according to my dad.

Which tall Scottish bloke?

"You know, what's-his-name..."

You mean Russ Abbott? The one who did the Hey Jimmy character 20-odd years ago?

"That's him!"

Yeah. He's not Scottish.

(I just checked Wikipedia and his Mum was, indeed, Scottish. Fuck.)
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:08, archived)
# some of us here in America like it too
My father, who is 67, takes a work break around 2pm everyday and comes inside to watch LOTSW, referring to it lovingly as his "old fart show." He's seen every episode at least twice, but he continues to follow the adventures of Clegg, Compo and [insert favorite "third man" here].
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# expect an influx of newbees next tuesday............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# It's been off our screens for a while, surely it's time the franchise was re-booted? Or better yet, LOTSW - the movie
I've got Michael Bay's number here somewhere ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)

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